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Love your fellow man just as long as you
can, for the locusts swoop down
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from on high.
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When the creek bed turns red and your
face fills with oil, and the serpent
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feast on the damned, you best submit to
your husband, lest your organs be
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devoured by the jagged, hellish teeth of
the beast from down below.
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By the code of Hammurabi, both your
eyeballs will be taken. They'll be
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out of your head holes and shown to your
body, which is now just a skeleton
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because he also ate the flesh off. He'll
use your radio and owner like a
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toothpick for his hell mouth. Then
he'll. Then he'll. Hold on. Hold on.
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Stop. Play that bass note again.
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Which one? The low -pitchy one. You know
the one.
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The one.
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This one?
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No, no, no, no. Back four measures.
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This one right here?
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There you go.
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That's the one.
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That is pissing me off.
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All right.
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That was wonderful.
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Let's hear it for Jesus makes me happy.
No, no, hell no. Play that note again.
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Oh, give me that.
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It's this.
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Open your ears. You hear it?
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It's supposed to be a trumpet, not a
sumbitchin' guitar.
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But you used my trumpet for an oil
funnel. Because the trumpet don't belong
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the damn band.
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Oh.
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Trumpet torment me.
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Bass in a band.
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Oh, man, Philadelphia!
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Listen to the sound of the nails that
are drivin', drivin', drivin', drivin',
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drivin', drivin', drivin'. Listen to the
sound of him eatin' his last supper.
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He's eatin', eatin'. Eat. Eat. Drink it
now. Why? Listen to the sound of it
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playing in the garden.
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That's the sound of it playing in the
garden. Hey, dude. Hey. Oh, man.
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Hey, man. Hey.
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I heard that song playing there.
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Not so good.
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Yeah, I know. It wasn't in tune enough.
It wasn't. There's a few other chords,
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you know.
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Not just the one bad one you keep
playing.
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Hand me the axel and check this out.
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If you want to shrink like a darkness
bird, I'm a favorite
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part of the zone with my dog.
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Hell yeah, you're going to show me how
to do that. I'll not let myself do
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negative one.
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Oh, sorry, I meant to think. Totally,
yes, we can do less than that.
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You, uh, you learn you all that math in,
uh, one night?
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Yes, sir. Hell, Satan, my dark lord and
master.
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Yeah, uh, a little too fast, ain't it?
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Math rock.
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Sure, it's technically magnificent.
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I mean, you know where to put your
fingers and all.
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With rain, well, that's a thousand I can
use.
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Chalice? No, see?
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Smooth as a baby's ass. And snap!
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That's like a damn chicken neck. Oh,
cruel fortune.
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Hey, like this, old man.
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And now some bass.
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I'll hit some damn skins, too, buddy. Go
ahead and fly them keyboards over here,
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too. Oh, that's all right. I think I can
bring some from here.
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Come on, Roy Clark.
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I'll summon you from hell.
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Banjo is dated.
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You're going to be living up here with
much like Banjo.
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Now, bear a damn pride.
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got the power of the devil in him.
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Someone got to pull it out.
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I ain't after the encore.
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Oh, this isn't that natural.
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I think my face just melted off. Yeah,
he's good. I touch him. Now I'm fixing
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hand him.
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Dear Jesus, I beseech thee.
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Please give me the magic power to shred
faces and explode the brains at the neck
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with a panty -tire and solo power.
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Amen. No.
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What do you want me to do now? I want
you to apprehend the devil out of him
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return the alpha dog status to me.
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The power of Dougal County laws compels
you.
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The power of Dougal... God, that sounds
stupid.
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And this is just IT anyway. Frankly, I
won't regret that.
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Man.
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Boy, howdy.
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He's good. I know.
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And it's pissing me off. He can play
them power bounds, too. Listen in.
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This boy's got real chops.
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Oh, Reverend, kill a cash.
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I can't face the night alone.
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Or we could wait for the ravages of
Alzheimer's to slowly erode his...
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Okay. Jesus, Lord.
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I'm lost without you, girl.
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I wish I only knew your name.
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Another night on the road.
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Another sold -out show.
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What the?
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, hell, let the boy play. Who's he
hurting?
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All right, all right.
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Satan!
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Come out!
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Google County.
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Hi there. I'm going to own you all just
like I own this little bitch here.
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Come on, come to daddy. Hey, man, I
thought you said this was free.
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I didn't have to do nothing for it.
Listen to the little whiny bitch. Boy,
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really going to hate it when he gets to
hell. I don't want to go to hell. Come
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on, do something, daddy. It's actually
not much worse than your current
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situation. I mean, yeah, we have really
high taxes, but hey, you do earn real
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money at least. I mean, we do have jobs
down there. It's not everything you
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hear. Oh, really?
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You are raped by fire all day. And the
days are longer down there. Although
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there's plenty of drinks. You know what
you drink? Fire, Mother Stuffer. That's
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what. Dinner. That's a root that makes
you thirsty for more flippin' fire.
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You understand? It's ridiculous what
I've set up down there. What are your
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terms?
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Perhaps we'll have a little competition.
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Pick your best player. If he wins, you
get Rusty back.
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If he loses, you come with me.
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Jesus was fine as life threw me.
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And now I'm... No, no, no, no, no, no.
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But Jesus... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm out.
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Lay forth, my little... Putsucker. Yes,
go.
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No,
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no, no, that's not how we learned it.
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He's sandbagging. Tell me that.
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We walked side by side through the sands
of time.
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Your tiny mortal hand clutching mine.
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And you asked me, Dark Master, where did
your hoof prints go?
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During my heart.
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That was me,
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making sure the cocaine was always
around.
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And I ran your carcass.
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through an impossibly small hole into a
sea of flaming hot human feces.
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Where you can't draw a breath, yet your
lungs are filled with that same flaming
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hot human feces.
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No matter how fast you run or where you
hide, know this.
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I am always with you.
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Amused by your pathetic attempts to
escape, then I laugh like this!
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Sometimes the barbed wire will leave a
little mark to the leaf that I do.
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I had a line about that. I just can't
seem to see the heart of it.
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Okay.
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I give it one halo out of five.
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I am the judge here.
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It was because of the barbed wire line,
right?
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I knew it. I should have used it. Fetch
me my axe.
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This ends today.
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You're good.
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You really blew my ass away. Thank you,
Lord. Yeah, thank you, Dark Lord and
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Master. Good luck, dude.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I made myself a deal
with the devil so I could flip your ass.
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Woo -hoo, yeah.
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Wait a minute, I'm confused.
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So what does this mean?
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So feel free to stop in for the non
-stop lizard meat social.
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It'll be served raw as our Dark Master
desires it.
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digesting the bones and standing on our
heads in piles of unspeakable manure.
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Son, do you feel any different?
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No, sir, sure don't.
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Me neither.
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In my humble opinion, this has worked
out.
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You worried about hell or nothing? All
that eternity stuff and everything?
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Relax, son.
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Let's just live.
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In a moment.
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