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Get your Yankee ass off my property.
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Don't care if the bank gave you a deed.
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This farm's been kind of lame for
generations.
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Since we beat back them flaky Japanese.
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In the war of 1812, bring our boys home.
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Touch the trim.
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Come on, boy. Push it. I ain't touching
anything, boy. You got it now.
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You said we got to bulk these chickens
up, didn't you? No, no. That's going to
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take six to eight weeks before we see
any results, which are neither
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nor typical for everyone.
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My daddy... Ask your doctor before you
begin any exercise regimen.
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Round them up. We're going to waterboard
them.
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Daddy, he's almost got it right now.
Damn it, Rusty.
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Come on. Push that down, Wayne. Come on.
Get off your chest, young lady.
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Weightlifting bird is powerful and
strong.
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Hell, yeah. He's about to hit him some
decline reps. Build up that brass meat.
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Anky -danky. Oh.
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Guess I should have made him wear a
belt. That's all right. Hell, we got
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ones. Jesse, hustle up. Come on, get
chased.
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Come on, give me some chase.
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Jesse has been depressed, you know. Damn
anxiety disorder.
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Maybe you should feed them. Oh, yeah,
yeah. We feed them. We fill them full of
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love, nurturing.
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Understanding. Feces.
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Boy, they love their own feces.
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It's a damn fact.
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These specimens are not fit to be
slathered in my sauce.
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Oh, come on now, Mr. Hale. I mean, the
meat's still good. If you don't buy
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chickens, I'm going to lose my damn
mobile home.
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Oh, we'll be ready when Katrina gets up
here.
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Who is the deal? I am. You sack -ass
bitch.
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I am.
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Come on now. I'll use some birds for me.
Take your filth.
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Your many, meaty, tender... You were
born with all of these?
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Yes, sir.
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Say, who wants to travel back in time?
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Behold, the Time Travel Matrix!
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Well, who's this?
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That's you, Hurley.
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From the past.
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Oh. Oh, I see.
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Because by the time the light reflects
from the time machine back to my eye, in
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my brain process of the image, the
future has become the now, just like a
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stone.
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Work quickly.
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Ah, yes.
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And, uh, what are, what are we, uh, what
are we doing?
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Merge the beast and fowl.
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As one creature.
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Okay.
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I'll just, I think I, I think it, hmm.
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I'll put this right here.
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As usual, and, uh, we'll pull it all
together over time.
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Charlatan. Probably because of biology.
You are lying!
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Now step aside, God, as I upset the very
balance of
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creation!
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Eight wings on a single,
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single chicken.
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Is that right?
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No.
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Double it!
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No!
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Too raw!
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Double it!
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This pig is taking up meat space. I
thought he was going to vomit up ranch
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dressing. From his other anus. Not his
beak. His other anus.
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Where is it? He, uh... Oh! Oh, there it
is. I see. He flied the first anus.
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Good work.
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Double it.
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Double it.
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Double it!
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At last.
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The ultimate party platter.
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Fifty flightless but delicious wings.
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Crisp legs of celery.
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Bowls bursting with blue cheese.
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Now, sublime creature, defecate your own
to go back. Okay, I
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think that's too far. I could get this
far for this. No, I mean, that's what
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they do, right? They took my toothache
there, doctor.
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Science, you cheap whore.
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What is this for again?
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Well, technically, chickens don't have
penises, sir. As you can...
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Clearly see by the... Well,
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we don't want that.
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Here, let's just remove that.
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And, oh, it's still coming.
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There we go.
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No, there's two more.
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It ain't nothing but a wing.
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And it's made its way into the slot.
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You know, I can't help but feel like I
didn't have as many tumors when I came
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here. Look, we've been nothing but
upfront about the tumors. You can't say
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it wasn't clearly mentioned here on the
maze on the back of the kids' menu.
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Damn. I'm an officer's law.
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If you want to keep this damn place
open, you're going to have to make some
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changes, buddy -ro.
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Damn.
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It's designed to blow out draft beer.
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I thought word clots. Now, it doesn't
work yet. Stay away from it.
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It's good.
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Oh, this one's too hot.
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And this one's just not hot enough.
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How can I find a sauce that's right for
me?
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A medium sauce?
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Why, the very notion is just... You, go
behind the dumpster. and make the tangy
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with the mild.
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Well, how do I go about doing that?
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Tie tangy up, have a black chicken get
in a fake rape scenario while mild
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watches helpless because that would get
them off.
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Man, they ain't doing nothing.
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Oh.
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Not even Arnold?
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Is that what they call first base?
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It is for me.
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Ready, what I'm gonna do?
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He turned off the lights.
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And that's how I met you, Grimpy.
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Observe, son.
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This is how a creature makes love.
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Uh, Annie?
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She's asleep.
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Oh, she is.
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Good.
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I got far enough, and you won't always
get arrested for it, neither.
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Sometimes, though.
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Yeah. What is this for, anyhow, Rusty?
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Like a school project or something?
School ain't the damn place to teach
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Folded against that back in D .C. Get
back. Where's my dinner at?
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Bucky, you might put that right down up
here in my mouth.
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Your daddy don't like his broccoli.
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You about to wear you some damn broccoli
with my dinner at. Don't leave me dry.
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to magnify each other. Oh, Rusty.
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Mating is a delicate dance.
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Just look at the birds.
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And the bees.
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And these oak slugs.
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Check them out. They're completely
great.
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Is that how it works?
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Oh, my God.
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Constant anonymous three -way oak slug
action.
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Do I always do that?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, my God. Yeah, don't look at the old
slut.
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Eh, we can watch for a little bit.
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I had no idea that nature was so, uh,
talky out here in nature. I mean, y 'all
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carry on conversations like this all the
time?
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Dude, oh, man.
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He ate some of the wings. That's crazy,
man. Oh, come on. Did you eat those
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wings, man? I don't even like fillers.
You got the sauce on his hands. What?
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You'll get through your cores, man. I'm
serious.
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Calm down, Rocky. Calm down. Calm down.
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oh no no this ain't right this ain't
right at all get on out of here fly back
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nature where you belong
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I love you.
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my college, Daddy. Yeah, I was, Mom.
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But now I'm not.
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