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Fuck you, just text me now.
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Why did you forget it? You're a fucking
idiot.
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Do you know what? Why is it always me
that has to remember it? Why can't you
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take it for one? Because it is your one
job. It is not my one job, okay? I have
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to remember everything else as well,
okay?
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What other track I've never done like
that, you know?
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Yeah, well, he's calling me now. He's
calling me now. Look.
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Where do you go to get the glass?
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I'm fucked if I know.
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Then we're there.
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Then what?
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You do it, okay? I haven't even had my
coffee yet. Why don't you shut up for
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once?
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I have not even had my coffee. Let me
drink my coffee and then we can have a
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conversation.
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He had an affair.
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We were going to get married.
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And while I was busy planning the
wedding, he was planning his next
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Most of the country has kids.
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And all kids do is puke and shit right
in you.
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I wanted to kill myself.
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I mean, why carry on?
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He was my life.
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My future.
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And I saw them the other day.
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That thing that he's been sleeping with
came to pick him up in his swanky car.
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Honey, those things didn't work out with
your man.
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That sucks.
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It really does.
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But you've got your whole life ahead of
you to enjoy.
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I never would have betrayed him, though.
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Even when he was busy committing fraud
at his old company.
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I mean, yes, he got caught out
eventually, but it wasn't through me.
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I kept his secret.
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Why couldn't he have shown me the same
loyalty?
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Wait, so your ex was a criminal?
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Well... I suppose what he did was
criminal, but I wouldn't go so far as to
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him a criminal.
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Babe, you do realise that anyone who
commits a crime is a criminal, right?
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And I suppose he was.
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And you were okay with that? Because I
loved him.
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I had a partner. He had more teeth than
the M25 has cones.
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And that's not a good thing, if you know
what I mean. But his cock... Oh.
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My.
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God.
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It was like it was in a different time
zone. Oh, Jesus Christ, Matthew.
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I was never going to marry him, though.
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Not him, not anyone.
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Why not?
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I mean, when you find the right
person... Well, have you ever heard a
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married people before?
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I suppose not.
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We need to get you out.
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That didn't do me much good yesterday.
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Well, honey, you need to spend a bit
more time with us then, don't you?
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I wish it could have been as easy as it
was in Girl Interrupted.
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A little bowling, a little pranking
around, and suddenly life doesn't seem
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bad.
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When you've just got two hours to tell
an entire story, everything gets fast
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-tracked. She was sad, and now she's
happy.
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Life's a little more drawn out than
that, though, isn't it?
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When time is fast -forwarded, six months
in a movie, it takes...
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Half a second to read the caption thing,
and it's so easy.
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In the last frame, he was fat. Half a
second later, he's buff. Boom. Done.
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Easy.
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Life makes you live every moment of
those six months, every hopeless
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and painful second.
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I've had my life so utterly gutted.
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I've been prepared to end it.
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I'm not even the schmaltziest rom -com.
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Drag me out of that well.
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Oi! I'm sorry I'm such a bore.
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Honestly, you guys have been so good.
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It's been so good of you to try. I will
keep trying.
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It's going to take me a bit more time.
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I was watching that.
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Rom -coms always cheer me up. I'll strap
on a pair, Connor. That one's shot a
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unicorn. I am sorry.
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Maybe we can go out.
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Take your clothing.
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Getting you laid?
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That always cheers me up. You guys have
been so good.
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Honestly, you don't need to do all this.
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It was just a shock to see the two of
them the other day, you know?
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The reality of it.
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Seeing Spencer jump into that swanky
car.
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I mean, I could never compete with that.
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The last car I owned was a 15 -year -old
Peugeot.
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What kind of car did the new guy have?
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It was a black, um, Range Rover Evoque,
I think.
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We told one of those at the dealership a
while back.
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20 grand, second -hand.
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Nice.
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And, uh, is that thing still living with
your ex at the old address?
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I assume so.
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Well, then maybe we could take you out.
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I'll show you there's more to life than
just one person.
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Can you keep a secret?
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And did you?
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