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What are we doing here anyways?
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I have a victory speech to prepare.
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And let me tell you, it's going to be so
fantastic.
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It's going to be the best victory speech
that the great Americans have ever
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heard.
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Oh, seriously.
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I won this election by landslide.
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You're a loser.
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Loser.
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Oh, hello.
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You're both here.
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Thank you both for waiting.
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With all due respect, Mr. President,
what are we both doing here?
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Exactly. This is my office now. I've
won. The two of you need to beat it,
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because you are both losers.
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Well, it turns out we have a bit of a
problem.
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Now what?
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What is it, Mr. President?
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Spit it out, dummy.
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Well, as it turns out, I got the
election results here.
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And, uh... It's a tie.
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No.
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That is not true. That is impossible.
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She is a liar.
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You are a liar.
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And you are both losers.
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There is no way that I have lost because
all I have ever done is win.
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I demand a rematch.
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A rematch.
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Well, now, now, Mr. Trump, Hillary, both
of you, calm the fuck down.
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All right?
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It turns out I have a solution to this
problem.
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Now, what's going to happen right now is
both of you guys are going to make love
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to my lovely wife, Michelle, isn't it?
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And whoever's better at fucking wins the
presidency.
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Excuse me.
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I am the best at lovemaking.
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I am so fantastic.
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And I can eat the pussy as well.
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I'm incredible at eating the pussy.
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I will take care of you, Michelle.
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Excuse me.
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Mr. President, you just grabbed her.
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You just grabbed.
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Her by the... By the vajayjay.
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You can say it. It's cool.
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I am the best at fucking.
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I am so fantastic at fucking.
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They talk about it in China.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure the cock is
huge.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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It's okay.
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I'm going to eat her pussy.
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And I'm going to eat her pussy better
than anyone's ever eaten her pussy.
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Just can't be... Can't be serious.
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Mr. Trump, observe.
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Just grab me by the... Grab her by the
pussy. Grab her by the pussy. Oh, man.
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course she won't do it. She's so
crooked. She's a chicken.
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You know what?
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He's going down.
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He's going down.
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Literally.
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A little presidential humor.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Am I the best for theater or what?
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You're so good.
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I know I'm fantastic.
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Don't lie to me, Michelle.
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You're right.
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Contrary to the rumors, blacks do eat
pussy. I'll just have you know.
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Wait,
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wait. You're black?
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Oh, half.
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Half and half.
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I wouldn't be pregnant otherwise.
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Pussy's all the same, though.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm out of secretary.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Sure, every once in a while.
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Make it easier to poke.
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I've never been president that way.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Bad secretary.
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Bad secretary. Oh, yeah.
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No more Benghazi. Tell me. No more
Benghazi. Tell me.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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You're a liar.
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I'll never lie.
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That was so good. Thank you.
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He does.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,
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yes.
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Oh my god.
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I told you I was fantastic.
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Vagina.
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Vagina.
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Vagina.
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I like that.
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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Come on.
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Hide the evidence.
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Hide the evidence.
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You're looking because it hurts.
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I love women.
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I love women.
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Grab him by the pussy.
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Women around the world love me. I'm
terrible.
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Not so much.
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I love your mother.
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Speaking of pussy, I want to get back
in.
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Shit. Shit.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going to out -fuck you.
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We'll see who gets to be president.
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fucking man.
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That's not how a winner smacks an ass.
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Fuck us.
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Oh, yeah.
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I have to tell you, it's a lot bigger
than I thought it'd be.
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I'm still gonna win.
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Oh,
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fuck
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yeah.
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What the fuck?
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That's a good one.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
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Like that.
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Like that.
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Don't tell me you got the sniffles.
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Yes.
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The Clintons are a dynasty.
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I'll out -fuck you any day.
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After you.
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Mr. Trump.
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Hi, wifey.
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Fucking? Yes.
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I'll show you fucking.
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Look at your wife.
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Fucking.
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That's how we roll, darling.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I love you.
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Show them how to do it.
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Show them how to do it. Show them how to
do it.
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I'm a terrific fucker.
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Hillary,
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if you can't please a man, how do you
plan to please this country?
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You look pretty pleased to me.
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Your oral skills in the oral office are
excellent.
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Thank you, Mr. Trump.
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The Claytons are well -versed.
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And oral skills.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Thank you, Mr. Sloan.
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Grace is real. It can't get lost.
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There's hope.
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Hope for America.
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It's time for a change, America.
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Yes. It's time for a change.
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It's time for a change.
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It's beautiful.
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It's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
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It's time for a change in the park. I
think so.
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Oh, Mr. President.
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We're going to need some voters over
this, Mr. Spock.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Yeah, just fucking like
that. Oh, my.
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Fuck. Oh, to the people.
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Oh. Oh, to the people. Yes.
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Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God, yes.
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Uh -huh, yes.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Oh,
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fuck, yes.
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Oh,
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fuck, yes.
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I love you.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Right, here's how you do it.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm like
fucking gonna fuck.
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But you didn't know. I didn't know.
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I didn't know. I didn't know.
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I didn't know.
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Nuclear, baby.
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Thermal nuclear fist pump.
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Your hair looks better.
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What did you do?
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Oh, my God.
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Get that tie off your face.
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I'm your mother. I know.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,
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yes, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes,
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yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,
yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes,
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yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes.
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Oh, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,
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yes, yes, yes,
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, yeah,
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yeah,
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yeah.
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I love you.
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I love you. I miss you.
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I miss you already.
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I miss you more.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my
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God.
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I did. No contest.
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Hold it, hold it.
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Here's the simple truth.
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1 % of the penises in this country are
getting 90 % of the pussy.
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The pussy is being scooped by a small
handful of millionaires and
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In my view, it's time for a fair
America.
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What the hell is this?
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Bernie here is the next president of the
United States.
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Well, then why did you... What?
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Well, Michelle and I, we just wanted to
get freaky in the Oval Office one last
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time. Isn't that right, honey? We sure
do.
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Now, if you jerks don't mind, get the
fuck out of my office.
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Huh.
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Alright, one more time.
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