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Previously on Nirvana the Band.
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The Rivoli is a store on Queen Street. I
know about the Rivoli. What the fuck is
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underneath it, man?
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I forgot my birthday.
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Well,
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what does Jay want? What does Jay want
for his birthday? The show at the
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Matt. It's my friend's birthday and I'm
trying to book a show for us to play
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here tonight.
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Okay, you're banned?
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We're banned?
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You're not wearing your hat.
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Where's my fucking hat?
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It's the get unbanned list.
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How to get unbanned.
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Three easy steps. One, don't tell Jay.
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Simple. Two, in a French Connection
style drug deal.
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Get someone, a Gene Hackman -style
character, drop the drugs off at the
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Right. Then call the cops. And then
reframe them. Hey, on banners, where are
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your alibi?
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Who the fuck? I just need to find this
Gene Hackman lookalike or Gene Hackman
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guy. Don't tell Jay.
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Filming everything, huh? You need to
change around here, right?
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Some of the camera stuff. Simple rule.
Nobody in and nobody out. Who's by here?
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Who came by here?
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Here's another rule.
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Footage I don't like goes.
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Right? Me dropping the shit, all that
stuff. Full access.
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It's everything, right? It's what you
like.
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Okay.
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Camera right up my ass, eh?
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Hot milk!
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What? What? We got milk.
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What are you doing? You got two glasses
of milk? Are you hiding something?
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You're literally hiding something.
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What are you hiding?
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It's a magnetic force. We got metal
buttons, boys.
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No, this is nothing. This is a... Get on
banned list?
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What do you mean banned list?
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Like the list of bands that play at the
Rivoli.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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So you want to get on the band list. On
the band list.
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Tell Jay about the plan.
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Oh, yeah. Tell Jay.
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Yeah. And then connect to a hack man.
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No, they're called hackers.
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Not hack men.
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There could be hack women. Right. I got
that wrong. I meant hacker.
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Good thing I got you around. Hack onto
the band list.
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Oh, my God.
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That's an amazing idea.
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We'll get off the ban list. No, on the
ban list.
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We can hack in. We don't have to go
anywhere near it.
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I guess that's a good thing, too. Yeah,
I mean, we don't have to go anywhere
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near it. A little more covert. We hack
the Rivoli, get on the ban list. That's
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what I'm saying.
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We get off the ban list.
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No, on the ban list. Exactly.
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This would frame the Rivoli.
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We hack in there to go... Yeah, we are
going to get a hacker.
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To hack us into the river.
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Cheers to the hacker plan.
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Cheers.
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To hacker plan! To hacker plan!
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You take a big full swig of that.
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Hey, hey.
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That's homo.
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Hey.
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Take a breath, man.
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You just drink the whole thing?
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I thought you were watching your figure.
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Are you a hacker? We're looking for a
hacker.
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Sorry? Are you a hacker? We're looking
for a hacker. A hacker?
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Yeah, a computer hacker.
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Is that kind of a joke or something? No,
no, we're looking for one to help us. I
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don't know if you're going to an
internet cafe to find a hacker.
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No, I don't think so. Are you a hacker?
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Do you know what a hack is? Are you a
hacker? Yes. Are you a computer expert?
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Do you know anything about hacking?
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Is there a hacker here? Oh, come on. One
of you guys has to be a hacker. There's
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somebody in here. Is anybody a hacker in
here? Sorry, never mind. Is there a
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pause button that we're just trying
to... No, no, no. Just be like...
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Yeah,
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we don't look.
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No, we're not cops. Sorry, sorry.
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They're not going to talk to us. Look at
what we just looked like, all right? We
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walk in there looking like this.
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That's how you find a hacker.
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They're going to think we're narcs.
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So, clothing?
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Yes. If you want to catch a hacker,
you've got to look like a hacker.
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Hey, we went in there trying to find a
hacker dressed like this.
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Exactly.
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Oh, so this, I'm not dressed like a
hacker, this isn't what hackers dress?
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want to find a hacker, we've got to look
the part. How do I dress like a hacker?
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Looks like you're shopping, boy.
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Why are we in Kensington?
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It's the hacker central of Toronto. I'm
not really seeing what hacker clones
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are. Because you don't know where to
look, all right? Here, look.
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So this is Hacker Central?
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I'm just telling Jay it's Hacker
Central.
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It is Hacker Central. Yeah. Oh.
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Uh, okay.
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This is the spot. Follow me.
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Army surplus?
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Yeah. Hi, man. How you doing? Sorry.
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Oh, I thought you were a mannequin.
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Sorry about that.
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Yeah. Well, what's going to happen to us
in there? You're about to find out in a
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big way!
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Magic people! Voodoo people!
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Thank you so much.
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People are looking at us. Well, dude,
they're not going to be looking once
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see, okay, there's the most handsome
hacker on the whole street, will they?
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How you doing, man?
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What's a hacker look? Really?
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Yeah, we're about to be hacking. Should
we be showing people that we're hacking?
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This is the place. Nobody cares.
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Exactly.
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Nobody cares.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Not exactly the right day to be out
hacking.
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No, but you know what? I love hackers.
You know why? Because you can find some
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serious shit. That's exactly what we're
trying to do. That's what we're going
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for. Yeah, because you know what? Media,
don't tell everything. Don't show
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everything. You've got to know for
yourself. You've got to find for
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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Peace, man.
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He said he would be back?
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Oh, like he's coming to get us.
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Oh, shit. Okay.
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Let's go find this hacker!
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It was a rock.
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Sorry, kids.
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Are we going to home hardware? No, we're
getting a computer.
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The super system. Hey, when we're in
here, just so we don't get taken, we've
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to act like we know what we're talking
about.
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No problem.
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Sorry, sir.
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We have some blades on.
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Okay.
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We'll just talk about that, guys.
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Excuse me. We're trying to buy a super
system.
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Super computer?
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Yeah.
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Can you help us with that?
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Yeah. And we know what we're talking
about, too. So I'll try to basically top
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the line hacking the computer.
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Budget, parts, where are we starting
from?
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We're ready to spend. Are you going for
CPU paralyzation, clock
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speed? CPU paralyzation, that sounds
right.
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I mean, you can look at the Intel server
stuff.
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You get ridiculous core counts.
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Ridiculous core counts, yeah, that's
right.
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How ridiculous are they?
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16 core, 32 thread.
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It's 28 thread?
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I mean, it's all hyper -threaded math,
that thing.
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W3. It's all hyper -threaded nowadays.
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Um... Bingo.
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We'll take it.
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Actually, hold on. One second.
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Oh,
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you got me rolling here, man.
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One second.
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I'm really rolling.
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I think we just found our hacker.
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You?
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No.
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It's what we're doing right now illegal?
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Technically.
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Well, to make you feel any better, it's
just so we can get a show.
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Yeah. Okay, let's try it. Password?
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Wrong password.
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Fuck. How do you normally do this?
Like... Like I said, really?
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What you'd normally do?
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Actual hacker wouldn't...
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There's no real way to hack this.
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Clearly. Ned, okay, we need you to help
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us with this, okay?
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The stakes are insanely high for us.
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You'd need to find some vulnerability in
the Gmail system, and the only way
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you'd find out about that is knowing
somebody works at Gmail and hasn't
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disclosed it or they haven't fixed it.
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Why don't we just use their computer at
the Ripley? Yeah.
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Uh, no.
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Like, you mean go to the Rivoli? No, we
can't.
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Why? Wouldn't that make the most sense
if we go into the Rivoli and maybe they
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have, like, a computer there and it's
already, like, logged in or something?
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Um... I mean, it's the same idea as
stealing a phone. It's usually a lot
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practical than trying to break the
software side.
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Yeah, why don't we just do that? We'll
go into the Rivoli. Go in to the Rivoli.
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It's more practical than that.
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Okay, so what are we waiting for I could
just go in no no you can't go in But
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Ned can I
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Have a question. Yeah, how can you want
Ned to go in there? He knows this shit
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He's that he's the guy you the computer
with we're just the band.
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He doesn't want the band next to him
hacking keep the band away Keep the band
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away
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You see your idea? You're coming up with
this? Well, I'm seeing it from a
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different angle now. I'm starting to see
it your way. And I think what you're
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trying to say is we stay outside the
Rivoli. Ned goes in.
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We're in the war van, kind of like what
Michael Chip had with Punisher. And it's
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got all the screens up, the earpiece in,
and the pen cam.
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And he walks right in. We are his eyes
and ears. He gets to the computer. And
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delete this banned list, change the
banned list.
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Delete it?
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Get our names, get one of it off. I
can't see it, Matt. What I was saying
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banned list, that's the goal. Yeah.
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Spelling to be determined later in terms
of the number of ends. What are you
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pitching them right now? I'm not even
really following. Let's try this.
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Okay, so you're here to fix computer?
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Let's go with just yes.
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Yeah. Yes.
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With confidence.
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That was quiet.
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Yes. You're fixing the computer. Yes.
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Repeating the question, it draws
suspicion.
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Yes, exactly. You're agreeing with me
that it draws suspicion or this is the
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line? Yes. Hey, are you here to fix the
computer?
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes is the answer. Yes is the line.
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Oh, hey, you just came in by the
computer. Are you here to fix the
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Yes. Maybe.
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Maybe or yeah?
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Yeah. You got it!
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Okay!
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What are you doing over there?
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Weren't you just sitting... You're on
your phone?
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What are you doing?
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Well, I got scared there, okay? I didn't
know that you were going to pull me up
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like that.
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I didn't mean to...
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Just
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don't mess with it, man. How come I
can't hold on to it? Don't.
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Don't. Don't what?
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I'm just touching it. You're going to
bust it, man. This was not cheap. Only
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gets to touch this.
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Oh, yeah. Welcome to the battle, band.
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Okay, so, Ned, the plan... Say it a
little louder so I can hear it. Yeah,
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yeah. Band list.
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And we are getting the band list.
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I want to get on that. Off the band
list.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. And you want to get us off the
band list. Off the band list.
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No,
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on the band list. On. You want to get
on. Exactly.
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Right? This is a pen with a camera in
it.
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Point the camera at the... Careful,
don't poke him. I'm not poking him. Am I
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poking him?
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You're good.
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You mean good as in you don't mind the
poke or there is no infection? There is
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no poke.
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Hey,
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dude, thank you so much for doing this.
257
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,640
Okay.
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00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,140
Oh, anybody ask? You never heard of
Nirvana the band. You don't know us.
259
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,260
And you... Oh, computer repair guy,
right?
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00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,080
You're a repair guy. There is no
Nirvana.
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00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,940
We got a mobile computer repair guy
here. Matt.
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He's going in just to fix a computer
inside.
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Shut the fuck up.
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What are you doing? No reason to be
worried is what I'm saying.
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00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,440
Of course not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the
fuck in here.
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Later.
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Ned, do you hear us? Yep.
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Do you know which one is the Rivoli?
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We parked right in front of it, man.
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No, he's going in there. There he goes.
There he goes.
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Oh, my God. He's actually inside it.
This is crazy.
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You're doing great, Ned.
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Okay, just sit at the bar. Sit at the
bar and look inconspicuous.
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Yep.
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Okay, Ned, we're getting the bar. We can
see the bar.
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Ned, remember, we're looking for a
computer.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe do a little panorama.
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Be our eyes here.
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Yeah, give us a little 360.
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Walk around the... Whoa!
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00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,440
What's that? What's that?
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Red bar locked.
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00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:26,710
Okay, Ned, we're going to need you to
try typing in a password.
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00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:34,690
Fuck.
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00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,250
Oh, they gave us a hint.
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00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,750
Address. Address. It's an address.
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334 Queen W. Try that.
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00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,710
Oh, my God. He's in. He's in.
290
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,320
Find a band lift. Band lift. B -A -N -N
-E -D. Hold on a second. No. B -A -N -D.
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00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,060
Yeah, right. Ned, just try B -A -N -N -E
-D and we'll just see. Yes, okay.
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Spell band.
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00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,380
Look at it. But maybe they spelt it
wrong, okay? Idiot. You're wasting time.
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00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,520
Ned, you're doing great, man.
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00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,660
Do you know how to read?
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Do you want to get on the band list?
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00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:08,780
That would be spell.
298
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,480
Do you know how to spell? Will you stop
being such an idiot? Look, he spelled it
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00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,480
wrong.
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00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,580
Zero files.
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00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,819
Nothing found.
302
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,620
Fuck. Okay, Ned, we're doing it my way
now, okay? Listen to me. Ned?
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00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,360
Okay, Ned?
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00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,960
Ned?
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00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,520
What are you doing, Ned? No, no, no, no.
306
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,240
What are you doing?
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00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:41,060
Are you fucking us?
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00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,860
Is that their email?
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00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,120
The Rivoli's email.
310
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,020
Look at all those emails. People are
just leaving their emails logged in. I
311
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,020
it all the time.
312
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,220
You're supposed to click log out. That's
a message.
313
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,310
Click log out when you, when you do the,
when you do this stuff. Anything,
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00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,490
anything look important? Okay, get
closer to that. Let us read them. Uh,
315
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:02,710
stop moving. No, no, stop, stop. Go back
up to the top. Brittany May. Okay, left
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00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,489
my phone.
317
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,990
Important. That one from Alex McDonald.
Read that. No, no, do not read that
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00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:10,770
email. Do not read that email. Do not be
aware of what? Shh, shh, shh. Hey,
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00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:11,890
how's the land?
320
00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:13,589
Pretty good.
321
00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,690
Can I help you with anything?
322
00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:17,450
Um, did you have to fix your system?
323
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,050
Yeah. Did you have to repair it?
324
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:23,280
Yes. Yeah, we have called the computer
repair guy.
325
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,400
Okay, Ned, fuck, you gotta get out of
there now, man.
326
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,080
No, Ned, you gotta get out now!
327
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,380
I gotta go get him.
328
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,840
No, no, no. I gotta go get him. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
329
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,700
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
330
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:34,700
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
331
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:34,740
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
332
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:35,740
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no,
333
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:04,600
Ned, hold on. Hold on. Now we got cops
on our end. Okay, we're going black for
334
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,820
second. Okay, fine.
335
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,940
It's going to be the Rivoli, and they're
going to be like, okay, what the fuck,
336
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,820
guys? It's done. I'm just confessing.
No, no, no. We're not confessing shit.
337
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,919
I'll tell you what. Okay, okay.
338
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,920
Oh, shit.
339
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,300
Oh!
340
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,600
Nice work, Dave.
341
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,920
I bet you're getting tortured in there
for the Rivoli. You squeal like a
342
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,640
Leave him, Ned.
343
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
You brought Ned in.
344
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:26,280
I'm not picking the fall for Ned. You
said you wanted Ned. You said for Ned. I
345
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,590
wanted... Ice cream sometimes, right?
346
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,410
Do you want an ice cream?
347
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,530
Ben! Oh, he's alive.
348
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:33,990
Oh, my God. Get it, get it, get it.
349
00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:37,570
Oh, thank God you're alive. He got it,
and he got a little email, too. What do
350
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:37,969
you mean?
351
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:38,829
Got an email.
352
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:39,809
Oh, you printed it.
353
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:40,810
Do you want me to read it to him?
354
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,330
No, don't, don't, don't, uh, don't, uh.
355
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,290
Oh, I see it. Read it. Read it out loud.
356
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,350
Jay, before you read this. Yeah?
357
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,170
No, it's, it's, I love you.
358
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,150
I'm your, I'm your best friend. No, no,
no, no, no, no. Before you read it.
359
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,390
Before you read it.
360
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:57,430
But wait a second. I don't even know
what I'm expecting. I do know.
361
00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,330
I think I'm sorry.
362
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,570
I'm ready to face the consequences.
363
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,850
You're about to see. Watch this. He's
going to read it and we're going to see.
364
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:07,169
It's so funny.
365
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:10,170
What's going on with this? Just read the
email. What do we get? All staff, be
366
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,470
aware. Hey, I just got off the phone
with a guy from the city. It seems like
367
00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:14,630
they're doing some sewer maintenance.
368
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,450
He wants to access the tunnels below
through our boiler room.
369
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:20,370
Will anyone be around tomorrow morning
by 10 to let them in?
370
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,900
That's everything.
371
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,220
Are you printing anything on the back?
372
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,920
Oh, double -sided.
373
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,340
Nope.
374
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,380
It's so funny.
375
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,000
You're about to witness a real admission
of guilt from me.
376
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:45,920
What did you think?
377
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:49,220
It's pretty hot in these battle vans.
378
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200
I'm fine.
379
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,440
You're not hot. No.
380
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,559
You're not sweltering?
381
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,440
You know why? It's because I'm keeping a
big secret.
382
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,100
What?
383
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,180
What did I say?
384
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:06,620
You said you're keeping a big secret.
No, no, no, no. Yeah, you did.
385
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,840
Did I? Yeah.
386
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:15,160
Unfortunately, this is the last episode
that we will be doing with Ned.
387
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,560
Yeah, normally the Nirvana the band
thing would be up by now.
388
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:46,900
Hey, I just got off the phone with the
guy
389
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,300
from the city.
390
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,660
Let's see.
391
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,660
Like they're doing some sewer
maintenance.
392
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:06,420
He wants to access the tunnels below
through
393
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,660
our boiler room.
394
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:14,220
Will anyone be around tomorrow morning
by 10 to let them in?
395
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,160
And then we can do a nice big solo.
396
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,900
Tunnels under the Rivoli. What?
397
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,180
Oh, yeah, there's tunnels under the
Rivoli, eh?
398
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,200
Okay,
399
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,660
no, actually, everyone shut up.
400
00:21:58,740 --> 00:21:59,740
One,
401
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,300
two, three, four.
402
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
That's the one.
403
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,140
That's the last.
404
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,200
That's your crusade.
405
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,580
Shut the fuck up. Guys, this is a
private. Get out!
406
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:19,780
Been thinking a lot today.
407
00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:25,160
Been thinking a lot today.
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