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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:12,050 Not spicy. 2 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:17,250 There. Okay, yeah. The pepper. 3 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:18,870 Add. 4 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:20,930 Spice. 5 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:24,830 Okay, Jay, I figured it out. 6 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:29,190 Okay, I got it. Listen to this. You go. Actually, I'm going out tonight. 7 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,410 I'm saying this plan is for tonight. 8 00:00:31,870 --> 00:00:32,870 I'm going to a party. 9 00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:34,989 Say what? 10 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:37,330 I know you have a plan and it sounds great. I can't wait to hear the plan. I 11 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,950 don't have a plan. I have the plan. 12 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:42,270 I have got the plan. I figured it out. Yeah, not tonight. I have plans tonight. 13 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:46,850 Okay, what do you mean, going to a party? Going to a party. I'm going to a 14 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:51,110 party. You're invited to a party. Can I go to the party? What are we doing? 15 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:55,630 Am I getting permission from you to go to a party? No, no, no. Here's the 16 00:00:55,770 --> 00:00:59,850 I'm so confused because here I am coming up with the plan and I've got it. 17 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:03,050 And I'm thinking, all right, my best friend's coming downstairs. Time to tell 18 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:04,569 him the plan. We're working to get this show. 19 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:07,910 And I figured it out after years. 20 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,440 And... Matt, 21 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,960 I'm just going to do my own thing tonight. 22 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:16,720 Do your own thing? 23 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:17,980 Yeah. 24 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,100 Is that okay with you? 25 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,540 Yes, my man. 26 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:24,180 Yes, it is. 27 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:25,980 You know, we see each other every day. 28 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,440 Yes. 29 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:28,740 Kind of getting sick of it. 30 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:34,880 It is getting to the point where you want to... Do these guys know anybody 31 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:35,940 We need a break. 32 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:37,060 Right? 33 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,360 Where are the women? 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,499 Where are the women? 35 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,820 What do you think is going to happen? You try to cross here, eye, pull a knife 36 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:43,820 out of a place you can't see. 37 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,360 Right? 38 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:47,800 Surprise. 39 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,920 Hidden blade. 40 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:50,339 I got to go. 41 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:51,340 Yeah, exactly. 42 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:55,360 Okay, have a good time at the party. 43 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,600 All right. 44 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,600 Okay. 45 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,700 Hey, I'll see you when you get back. Have a good time. 46 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,440 I'm sorry. 47 00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:09,729 Just doing his own thing. 48 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:12,210 Makes sense. 49 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,720 Hey, 50 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,840 how you doing? Good, how are you? Good. 51 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:01,140 Uh, 52 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,600 yeah, I am, uh... 53 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,240 This is like a musician party, right? Yeah. Yeah. 54 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:14,040 Well, I just knew that there was a bunch of musicians here, and I'm a musician 55 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,040 as well. 56 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,720 And I was actually hoping to do a little bit of networking. 57 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,100 Right. 58 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,300 This is my friend here. 59 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,420 How are you doing? 60 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,960 You're late. 61 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,040 What do you mean I'm late? 62 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,260 For the party. 63 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,920 Are you fucking with me? 64 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,680 Uh... 65 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:44,920 Must be nice. 66 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,860 Which one are you going for? 67 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:31,270 It's amazing they don't know it's their dad and they don't know how is it 68 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:37,950 possible the most unrealistic How does your own 69 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:43,010 wife the kids not recognize it's you got a little disguise on 70 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,320 don't see through. 71 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,800 Don't follow me. 72 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,160 I'm Jay. 73 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:07,340 I'm in a band. 74 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:15,980 I'm one half of my band, but I'm not with that other half tonight just 75 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:16,969 because we can... 76 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:20,510 No, just because we can do our own thing and we're not attached to the hip or 77 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,510 anything. 78 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:24,390 No, 79 00:06:24,910 --> 00:06:27,690 we didn't break up. I'm just out doing my own thing tonight. 80 00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:32,890 I feel good about it. I feel like we can get back together. 81 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:36,650 I feel like you guys are just making fun of me. We are. 82 00:06:55,050 --> 00:07:00,230 Well, did you know that I was one of those you left behind? You were up and 83 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:01,870 without a goodbye. 84 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:08,390 They all said that you were not the kind to stick around. I only wish I'd known 85 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:10,410 that it was time. 86 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:17,350 The evening's on the highway coming down to be with... Do I know that man? 87 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,130 Do I know you? 88 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:23,050 No, no, I don't think so. Yeah, no, are you... 89 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,430 We've never met before, man. 90 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,110 Oh, my God. 91 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:30,490 Fuck. 92 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,050 Oh, my God. 93 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:33,910 Yeah, okay. 94 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:35,370 You're Steve Coogan. 95 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:38,210 You're Steve Coogan, aren't you? 96 00:07:38,570 --> 00:07:40,070 The actor Steve Coogan. 97 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:43,070 Right? Aren't you? 98 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:47,150 No, you got it wrong. But pretty close, man. What's your name? 99 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,490 This is the guy. I met him tonight. 100 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,460 Yeah. Well, 101 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,900 I mean, we've tried a bunch of times. I feel like we're close. 102 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:23,940 So then what you need... It's a plan. Come here. 103 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,820 I need a plan. I know. 104 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,920 And I just happen to have the exact plan for you. 105 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,460 Matt. 106 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,980 Matt. Wake up. 107 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:37,619 Wake up. 108 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,440 Matt. Matt. Matt. You're going to want to hear this. 109 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:40,919 Whoa. 110 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,260 Hi, Birdman. What are you out of breath for? 111 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:50,060 I'm having a nightmare where I was running after a big piece of cheese. 112 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:50,939 got it. 113 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:53,080 What's up? How you doing? I have a plan to get a show. 114 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,280 What a wake -up. Is this a dream? Here. All right. 115 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:03,600 So, this plan... First, you know what? I'm just going to start writing 116 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,099 it down. 117 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,100 Yeah, exactly. 118 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,000 And that'll help me remember the plan. 119 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,680 Remember the plan? You're saying you don't remember the plan that you just 120 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:11,459 up with? 121 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,840 Believe me, it's my plan. 122 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:15,240 It came from my mind. I know. 123 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,480 I... I think I'll have no problem remembering it. So tell me the plan, and 124 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,520 we can maybe even go do the plan today. Start with step one. 125 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:34,240 Okay, so you... The Rivoli, probably. Yeah, 126 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:37,980 go to the Rivoli. Remember, the Rivoli has a restaurant in the front of it. 127 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,540 We sip the restaurant. 128 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,020 To have a meal. Wow. 129 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,720 Oh, my God. Okay. That's genius. 130 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,760 So we've never done that. Did you know that there was a restaurant at the 131 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,760 Ripley? At the front. 132 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,320 Very popular. 133 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:50,219 Step three. 134 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,220 Step three. 135 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:55,260 What was step two? We're at the restaurant. Step one was go to the 136 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,200 That's right. Well, these can be interchangeable. 137 00:09:58,900 --> 00:09:59,900 You know what? 138 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200 That's sort of redundant. 139 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,740 I got to stop this. 140 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:04,440 You're making a fool of yourself. 141 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:06,220 Okay. 142 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,020 Look. Matt, 143 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 stop. 144 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:12,760 I'm about to admit something. 145 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:16,520 Oh, not bigger than this. I mean, who knows? Maybe you're saying, yeah, like 146 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,220 vagina instead of a penis, something massive, but... This plan? 147 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:22,860 It's not mine. 148 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:25,860 It's Tony's. 149 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,500 Oh. 150 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,880 Oh! Oh! 151 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:34,180 Jay, well, why did you try to take credit for it? I guess you're wondering 152 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:38,140 Tony is, huh? Maybe I can help you fill in the gaps... And I think I know who 153 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:39,640 can help us figure this out. 154 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:44,130 Me! I will... Well, how are you going to get Tony to help you figure this out? 155 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:48,870 Call him. But what do you mean, call Tony? He doesn't have a... So just give 156 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:51,890 your phone number. Oh, you want a phone number? Yeah, I'm going to put it down 157 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:54,430 in my contact list. Are you wondering if I've got a phone? 158 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,830 You may want to lose! 159 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:05,550 So now I'm just going to click on his name and call mobile. 160 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:08,050 Oh, I've got to go to the bathroom outside. 161 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:10,570 Calling. 162 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:18,770 mobile hello tony here tony it's jay man what a wild night we had 163 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:22,990 let me guess you forgot the plan already yeah i do need help with the plan 164 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:26,850 imagine that you're at a board just write this down all right yeah oh yeah 165 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:32,370 right at the board right now order mild pad thai extra mild okay anything hotter 166 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:37,470 than pepper yeah i got it Then you have Matt sneak into the kitchen. 167 00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:42,530 All right. Put cayenne pepper on the pad thai. Spice it up. Oh, you... Oh, hold 168 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:43,630 on. I've got an order here. 169 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:46,430 Is this for eats? Tony, what are you doing? Yeah, that's us. 170 00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,870 Thank you, man. What's going on? 171 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,650 Okay, so... Hold on. Hey, Tony. Shoot. 172 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,870 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The plan, right. Yeah, the plan, yeah. 173 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,870 Once you... Oh, Jesus Christ. 174 00:11:57,110 --> 00:12:00,270 You spice it. Then, when he comes back, eat it. 175 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,940 And you go, my God, this is spicy as hell. I said I was allergic to spice. 176 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,720 Right. Then you threaten to sue. 177 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:13,180 Right, then we sue them. Unless they give you and Matt a show. 178 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,680 Never wanted the band. Did you tell me that was the name of your band? I 179 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,519 you did. 180 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,520 Why don't you come along? 181 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,440 No, no, no. This is your plan. 182 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:26,300 Nobody knows the plan better than you do. No, you don't need me. You got you 183 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,040 and... Plus, I want you to meet Matt. 184 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,940 He's my best friend, and he's the only other person in the world who's as cool 185 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:32,940 as you. 186 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,280 That's an awful nice thing to say. 187 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:43,020 It would mean a lot to me if I could show him how cool you were. 188 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,760 Okay, what the hell? All right, I'll see you there. 189 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Tony's coming. 190 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,760 Matt. Bertie. 191 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,520 Fuck, man. 192 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,720 Fuck. Matt. 193 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,660 Matt. 194 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,960 Matt! Hey! 195 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360 How did your phone call with Tony go? 196 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,360 Great. He's coming. 197 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,560 Oh, I knew that. 198 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,040 Yeah. You did? 199 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:07,540 Oh, no, no, no. 200 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,680 Hey! 201 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,040 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 202 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,720 Tony might already be in there. 203 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,170 Jesus Christ. 204 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:34,570 Wow. 205 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,430 Okay. All right. 206 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:45,810 Oh, my goodness. Well, if it isn't my good friend, Tony. How are you, man? 207 00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,450 Good. Hey, look at us, man. 208 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:49,730 What are you doing? 209 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:50,890 Yes, exactly. 210 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:54,270 Have you ordered the food already? Well, you know, we can have a couple of 211 00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:55,930 drinks. No, we've got to get an order. 212 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,450 Come on, let's get a little smoke. 213 00:13:58,410 --> 00:13:59,410 Let's do some small tie. 214 00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:00,690 How you doing? 215 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:02,309 Yes, please. 216 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:05,790 And actually, I think he knows what he wants to order right now. 217 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:09,110 Okay, I'll have a pad tie. 218 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:15,290 And, oh, yeah, and if you can make that mild, that would be great. No, no, no, 219 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:18,970 no, no, no. It really has to be mild, right? I mean, is that what you want? 220 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:19,989 Right. 221 00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:23,350 You're allergic to spice. I'm allergic to spice, so I have to make it as mild 222 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,890 possible. Thank you so much. 223 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,110 Mild as a child. 224 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,710 No, I had the same thing. 225 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:31,110 Mild? Thank you so much. Thank you. 226 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,050 Okay, good. 227 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:34,609 We did it. 228 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,950 You know what, Matt's probably back there spicing it up right now. 229 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:38,490 Say again? 230 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,030 Matt's probably back there spicing it up right now. 231 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:45,350 Ah, will you excuse me one minute? 232 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:49,270 Small talk. Can you just, I'll be back in one minute. Go to the bathroom. 233 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,410 Go to the bathroom. Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right. 234 00:14:55,970 --> 00:15:00,890 Oh, God. 235 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:02,590 Oh, this is too hard. 236 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:04,690 God. 237 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:05,830 Chef. 238 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,410 How you guys doing? 239 00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,110 Not too bad, yes. 240 00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:14,550 Good. I'm a chef at the Rivoli. Just a bit late for work. 241 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,140 Oh, sorry. 242 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:54,900 Hot jambalaya. 243 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,300 My God. 244 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,700 Do you know what? I think it was the what one. 245 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,840 What? 246 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,180 Oh, damn. 247 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,100 That? 248 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,840 Uh, I can explain. 249 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,980 Okay, so... What in God's name are you doing dressed like a chef sitting with 250 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,340 me? You're going to ruin Tony's plan! 251 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,340 Right. 252 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:33,980 Oh, my God. Dude, the number of times we have been like this close to me 253 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:37,480 getting... You can see in here the chef and the whole thing. 254 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,380 Exactly. Okay, I'm getting out of here. Don't worry. Pretend you didn't see. I 255 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,640 knew you were going to screw this plan up. 256 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,560 I knew it. 257 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,070 Tony warned me about you. 258 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,570 He said you're a fuck -up. 259 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:50,070 Tony said I'm a fuck -up. He said you're an idiot. 260 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,630 He said you're a loser holding me back from my true potential. 261 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:56,070 Really? Yes. 262 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,210 He said you're weak. 263 00:16:58,490 --> 00:16:59,490 Can't fuck. 264 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:01,850 Tony said that. Yeah, Tony said that. 265 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,610 It's starting to make a lot of sense, too. 266 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,390 Okay. 267 00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:13,369 Tony. 268 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,540 Oh, he's better than that. 269 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:19,599 What's that? 270 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,040 No, no. 271 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:27,060 Okay, 272 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 look. 273 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,360 I've decided I don't want to be your friend anymore. 274 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:38,260 Time for me to keep on rolling, you know what I mean? All right, slow down a 275 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:41,780 little bit. Once this plan is done, you and me are finished. 276 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,399 Thank you. 277 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:51,700 Thank you so much. 278 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,360 But hey, you've got a lot to look forward to. You've got this plan. I'm 279 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,760 get you a shower, so just take a bite. And you don't need to worry about me 280 00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,760 anymore. Come on. 281 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,220 I'm just going to do my own thing from now on. 282 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:08,100 You don't need to worry about me. Worry about Tony. I'm going to do my own 283 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,720 thing. My own thing. 284 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:15,400 I'm just going to do my own thing tonight. 285 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,470 Eat the shrimp, man. Go ahead. 286 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:29,810 I gotta go. 287 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,050 What? Gotta go? What do you mean, gotta go? 288 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,890 I gotta go apologize to my best friend. 289 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:38,650 For what? What do you mean? Tony, you made me realize I hurt my friend's 290 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:42,090 feelings really badly this morning, and so I gotta go find him. No, no, no, no. 291 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,410 Bernie, you gotta take one bite. You know what? For God's sake. Sorry. You 292 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:47,210 cover up the thing. No plan until I apologize. 293 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:51,230 What do I do? Okay, I'll eat it. I'll eat it then. Fine. I'll do it myself. 294 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,270 Tony. 295 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,240 The plan doesn't work. You ask them for it to be spicy. 296 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,160 Remember? I'll have the same thing. 297 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,240 Mild? Thank you so much. 298 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,100 Oh, sorry. Did you say mild? 299 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,540 Yeah. No, I'll have it spicy as hell. 300 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:06,780 Okay. 301 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,860 You okay? 302 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,580 Are you joking? 303 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:21,980 Tony, are you joking? 304 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,980 Are you choking for real? 305 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,080 Hey, for real, are you choking? 306 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,520 Hey, hey, hey. 307 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:30,499 Come on. 308 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,500 Come on. 309 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,720 Come on. Come on. 310 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,360 One, two, three. 311 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,960 It was a shrimp. 312 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,320 Oh, God. 313 00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:18,270 Tony! 314 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:25,190 Nice to meet you, man. Thanks for the plan, Tony. Anytime. 315 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,030 All right. 316 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:30,190 Good luck. I wish we could hang out more. 317 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:34,270 Have a good one. Bye. 318 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,790 Let's party. 319 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,290 500, 600, 700, 800. 320 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,920 Come on, we're hanging out with me. 321 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,840 You're hanging out with me. 322 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,540 We were shocking you. 323 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,540 You know what I want to tell you? 324 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:14,920 Nice 325 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:23,080 meeting 326 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,140 you, man. Nice meeting you too, Tony. Remember what I told you, all right? I 327 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,800 will. Hey, Tony. 328 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,540 Yes, ma 'am. 329 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:31,700 Thanks for being nice to me tonight. 330 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,620 You don't worry about a thing. 331 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,020 Good meeting you. 332 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,280 Okay, Tony, bye. 333 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,500 I'm leaving forever. 334 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,740 Do you want Uber Eats? What? Yeah. Do you? 335 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,640 Okay, I'm going to order it for both of us. 336 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,160 He's not 24485

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