All language subtitles for hope_and_faith_s01e25_daytime_emmys_2

I feared the very idea of a new Ashley
Storm. I thought the old one was

perfection. Thank you.

That means so much. But now that I look
at you, you are far more beautiful than

you were before.

Oh, Dylan, that's so true.

Dylan, you rat!

Just one episode.

Faith, you're addicted.

Oh, Nurse Shana.

There are some things a

girl can never unsee.

What is going on here?

She's been taping the soap again. Faith,
give me the remote. Just one more scene

to take the edge off.

thing to say.

Any day now, another soap is going to
call. Meanwhile, I have to keep up with

what's going on in my business. You
know, the way you do with the latest...

rooms and mugs and... pudding.

Where does she keep finding these blank
tapes? I thought we got rid of them all.

Oh, Ashley, if you only knew.

And to you, Charles, take Hope Marie
Fairfield to be your lawfully wedded

To have and to hold...

I can't watch this again.

It's got such a sad ending.

No.

I decided to shave with a steak knife.

Don't worry. I'll buy Faith her own
razor. No, I've got a better idea. Why

doesn't Faith buy her own razors and her
own food and her own apartment? I'll

tell you why.

Because we give her everything.

She's been here six months.

It's time she get a job and start paying
her own way.

Oh, Mom, here it's on my lunch. Why
don't you just give me a wedgie right

my history test.

Sidney, a D?

How did this happen?

Discuss the obstacles to reconstruction
in the South you wrote too numerous to

mention.

There is no excuse for this. One more
bad grade and you can forget about that

cents concert.

50 cents!

So lame.

Hey, watch the lip, young lady. You have
an example to set for your brother and

sister who look up to you.

Sidney, we mean business.

Anything below a B minus slash C

plus.

And you can consider yourself grounded
in the car. Come on.

Man, those kids make a lot of noise when
they come home from school.

They're going to school. It's 8 .30.

Oh, my God, it's the middle of the
night.

Talk to it.

I'm going back to bed.

No, you're not. I'm tired of you
sleeping your life away.

It's time you got a job.

Don't be ridiculous.

What would you have me, collecting rags
or lighting street lamps?

Of course, the job market has changed
since the 19th century.

I'm an actress, Hope.

Fine, then act. Let's find you an agent.

In Glen Falls?

Sure.

Hollywood, what is the first step?

Oh, here's one.

Animal and artist.

Please. That sounds a little small time,
don't you think?

Okay, then.

Artist and animal.

Well, it's better than strippers or us.

That's true.

But maybe I better take that just in
case.

and I can't even make sense of it. It's
like I've never even been to the class.

What are you studying?

I don't know. I've never even been to
the class.

It's an elective. They're optional.

That's not what an elective means.

Look, if I get a bad grade on this, Mom
and Dad won't let me go to the 50 Cent

concert.

So I was thinking, maybe you could write
it for me. I can't do your work for

you. It's dishonest. I know, and that
troubles me too.

But look, if you do this for me,

I'll do something for you.

Well, there's this really nice necklace
I wanted to get Mom for Mother's Day,

but I don't have enough money.

Okay, what if I write your paper, and
you chip in, and we say it's from both

us? No way! My teacher will freak out if
both of our names are on it.

The present.

Oh, right.

Listen, I won't forget this.

You haven't even opened the book?

What part of... Never been to the class.
Do you not understand?

It still has that new textbook smell.

Now, when we meet him, we'll tell him
that you're my manager.

Can you do a British accent?

Oh, I bloody well suppose I could. Give
it a go.

Right.

No accent.

Love you on Planet of the Apes.

One o 'clock at the Rotary Club.

And remember, the booze is for the get.

You threw the lesbian magic act.

No, we're sisters.

Ka -ching!

Hop just got hotter.

No, no.

I'm, um, Faith Fairfield. We spoke
earlier.

Oh, right.

Then who are you?

Blimey. Who do you think I am, Governor?
I'm a big manager.

Wow. British.

Classy.

Hey.

So, tell me why I should want to be in
the Faith Fairfield business.

Well, until six months ago, she was
starving to sacred in the temple.

My teeth?

Six months. It's an eternity in this
business.

My people work.

Now, you got any tricks?

Do you juggle?

How many eggs can you fit in your mouth?

I don't go around stuffing eggs in my
mouth. I'm a star.

I open malls. I sign autographs for
people who wait in line just to get a

glimpse of me, okay? I'd say seven -four
for talking with the show.

Nice attitude.

And your tushy's not too shabby either.

You seeing anyone?

Why don't you throw me a few bookings
and find out?

Rightio. So, what's next, love?

You ring us up at our flat?

Something comes up, I'll call you.

Pat and Terry, we have four o 'clock.

Good trick!

I'll make out.

Open a few malls, do a couple of
commercials, maybe an independent film,

then transition into summer
blockbusters.

Can't you just see me running from a
killer tidal wave?

Every night in my dreams.

Hello?

Oh, rightio. This is Ope Chonowski
Management.

Thanks for ringing up on the telly.

Ooh, the big trade show.

Sounds smashing.

Cheerio!

Guess who just booked the trade show?

Oh, you're supposed to be finding work
for me.

God, you are the worst manager ever.

No, you.

Oh, a trade show?

I'm going to be opening a trade show.

Oh, I'm going to run upstairs and see
what we have to trade. I wonder what we

could get for your crappy bedroom set.

Um, you have to sign my science paper.

Oh, wait, I guess you don't. Since I got
an A!

An A? Hey, that's fantastic.

student if you just took more interest
in ozone damage reduction through

EPA regulations?

Oh, and Tracy's mom said that she would
drive us to the concert, so I won't need

a ride.

Wow.

Somebody did some nice work here.

But who?

Hmm.

I just need some kind of clue.

stay working together.

I got goose flesh.

Now, where can I get some markers to
find these headshots?

Well, yeah, that might not happen.

You're going to kind of have your hands
full.

Oh? We'll be shaking a lot of hands,
huh?

Yeah, shaking.

That's right.

back in show business.

I hope it was awful.

I'm just going to have to call her
tomorrow and tell him that I can't.

Can't handle it?

Can't get through one eight -hour day?
Can't follow through on anything you

start?

No.

For your information, I can't wait to
get back there tomorrow.

You should have seen the fans lined up
to get my autograph.

Why are you screaming? Because I was
off!

Refreshing.

Now, if you'll excuse me, tomorrow is a
work day.

You know, we should all go down there
and surprise her tomorrow.

Bring her flowers, show her how proud we
are.

Or we could move to a new address while
she's at work.

Okay, we'll go with your plan.

Oh, the girls are home.

Okay. Remember, we don't stop until they
crack. Come in.

Operation Smokeout.

Smoke them!

So, Sidney, I was just rereading that
incredible paper you wrote.

Well, when you care a lot about
something, the words just come.

Ooh, look out, Haley. Looks like
Sidney's becoming the family brainiac.

I was really impressed with your
analysis of the Kyoto Protocol.

Well, he was a great man.

sending you to an environmental science
camp for the whole summer.

That's the camp I wanted to go to. I can
see why. It sounds fantastic.

Lectures every morning, hiking and
collecting specimens in marshes and

Oh, and they suggested you cut your hair
short because of lice.

Yeah, and tomorrow, I'll take you to get
your shot.

Well, the first round.

And you know what the best part of the
camp is?

It's all girls.

Okay. I didn't write the paper.

if I didn't get a good grade, you guys
wouldn't let me go to the concert.

So I really don't deserve that wonderful
camp opportunity.

So who wrote the paper, then?

I wrote it.

I helped her cheat.

So if anybody should get sent to that
awful camp, it's probably

me.

Really?

This is so unlike you.

Why would you do something like this?

Because I wanted to buy you a nice
Mother's Day present, and I didn't have

enough money.

And Sidney said she'd give me some if I
helped her with her paper.

Damn it.

I hate it when they throw you a
curveball.

A diamond necklace from Zales.

From both of us.

I'll just go get ready for the 50 Cent
concert.

Well, you're not going to any concert.
You're both grounded.

Haley, I love that you wanted to do
something nice for me, but that's no

You're not helping Sydney by doing her
work for her.

Are you going to spend the rest of your
life bailing your sister out?

On thin ice, Hope.

The point is, Sydney, I'd rather you
fail doing your best than succeed by

dishonest.

Do you think that 50 -cent fellow would
have gotten where he is by lying and

cheating?

Why don't I take it from here?

This will not happen again. Right, girl?

Right. Right.

Okay, in the meantime, I think we should
return this necklace.

Oh, I think they've been punished
enough.

Here's my star list.

Did you bring the two -piece?

No, as a matter of fact, I didn't. I'm
not working in a swimsuit. It's

and exploity -tay.

It's exploity -tay.

It's mean.

Now, look, I'm a big star. So today, no
banner with my name on it, no me.

You got that?

Fair enough.

Follow me, doll.

On second thought, I'll follow you. I
like to watch that junk in the trunk.

Hurry, folks.

The new Hoserator 2000 will get out
anything, and we mean anything. Isn't

right, Faith?

That's right, Bert.

Whether you work in a paint factory, a
coal mine,

in waste management,

or in a fish

hatchery.

Any questions, folks?

Yeah, uh, supposing I work with bees and
wasps? Not a problem, sir.

Kyle, prep the hive.

How could you put her through this?

She's an actress!

Are you kidding?

What kind of actress can't juggle or
make balloon animals?

Come on, Faith.

Let's go home. You're too good for this.
No, no.

I'm okay.

I mean, it isn't the greatest, but it's
a job.

And it's show business.

And I'm not a quitter. Hey, they're not
paying you to yap your gums.

Get back up on the pedestal.

I think they're ready for your close
-up.

Hey, aren't you Faith Fairfield, who
played Ashley Storm on The Sacred and

Sinful? You mean the old Ashley Storm?

I don't think so. Oh, God, whatever
happened to her?

I don't know, but I doubt she's getting
crap sprayed on her at a trade show in

Glenfall.

I like the new Ashley Storm so much
better anyway.

Me too.

I'm hungry.

Pizza?

Yeah.

Thanks for the pick -me -up, Hope.

It's over.

I'm finished.

Ah, what do those two know?

They thought the guy demonstrating the
bagless vacuum was Stephen Baldwin.

It was.

Really?

I'll be right back.

Nobody wants my autograph.

I'm not a star anymore.

I'm a nobody.

My show business career is over.

What do people do when their last dream
dies?

What did you do?

Hey, don't talk like that.

Don't you ever give up on your dreams.

Thanks, Hope.

But you're too late.

I dreamed of death.

And the nominees for Best Actress in a
Daytime Drama... Hope, I'm not sure what

ironic means, but I'm pretty sure this
is it.

Jacqueline Carr.

Eva LaRue.

And for her role as the new Ashley
Storm, Brooke Spencer.

I hear she's quite good.

Oh, look, Hope.

They're mocking me in high def.

Let's just forget about these silly
things.

Come on. Oh, here's a surprise.

For her role as the old Ashley Storm,
Faith Fairfield.

Oh, my God! Look!

It's me!

It's me!

I'm back!

I'm back!

I'm back!

Oh,

oh, oh.

Kiddo, we couldn't be happier for you.

One tiny thing.

Now that we're hitting the big time, I
say we dump that manager.

Between you and me, I don't think she's
really British.

Now, what do you say that we sign these
agency contracts?

Sure, Irv. Let me grab a pen.

But they know who they are.

And tonight is really all about me.

And how I never gave up on my dream.

And about how all the little people
never let me... Faith, it's three

in the morning. We're trying to sleep.

Sorry.

This is such an honor that I definitely
deserve.

And so I...