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Oh, my God.
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Divorce papers.
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That's fantastic.
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Haley, honey, run upstairs and help your
daddy pack.
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These divorce papers are for you, Faith.
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm not married. Well, then they must
have the wrong Faith Fairfield.
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Unless you know a guy named Robert
Thompson.
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Doesn't ring a bell.
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Although, 15 years ago, I was briefly
married to a guy named Bob Thompson.
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Fake Bob.
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It's short for Robert.
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Uh, no.
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Rob is short for Robert. Bob is short
for Bobby. Or Bobbert.
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Well, apparently, Bobbert Thompson is
divorcing you.
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Wait a minute.
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If we're still married... Oh, my God!
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Do you think we have kids?
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Hey! I can't believe you never told me
you were married.
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When did this happen?
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Well, I was 18, and he was a 28 -year
-old God with the body of a young
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I first laid eyes on him at the Glen
Falls record exchange.
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We both reached for the same Falco
album.
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Next thing I knew, he was rocking my
Amadeus.
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All right, kids.
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Upstairs.
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Faith, what were you thinking? Getting
married at 18.
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You should talk.
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When you were 18, you ran away and
joined that Greek cult. I went to
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joined a sorority.
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Oh? What about that spooky ceremony with
the black robes and the square hat?
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It wasn't my fault.
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One look into Bob's baby brown, and it
was goodbye to the level -headed, clear
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-thinking faith you all know and love.
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So that's how you became a blithering
idiot. Exactly.
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For two months, we were on top of the
world.
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And then I caught him in bed with
another woman.
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Then how come you never got divorced?
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I thought we did.
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Turns out that cheating louse never even
filed the papers.
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Come on, Hope. We're gonna go give him a
piece of my mind.
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Not too big a piece, or you won't be
able to find your way home.
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What am I saying?
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Give him all you got. Every last scrap
is stupid.
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You know, we don't have to talk about
it. We got it different ways.
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But you know...
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Help me be strong.
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Just being in his lair again is making
me woozy.
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Mmm, musky.
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Hope if he shows up, whatever you do,
don't let us lock eyes. And don't you
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eyes with him either, or it's goodbye
Charlie and the kid.
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Who's Charlie?
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You look like a thousand bucks.
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Really?
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Because you look pretty yummy yourself.
Crap! Oh, a little help here.
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Right, we're here to talk about the
divorce papers.
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Who are you?
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I'm Hope.
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Oh, my sister -in -law. Give me some
sugar.
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Are you still in that cult?
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No, Bob.
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I left after four years.
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That's good, because that picture of you
with the black robe and the square hat
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really freaked us out.
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So about that divorce.
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Yeah, listen, baby, I'm so sorry about
that. I guess the court lost it or
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something because I went down to the
bank to get a loan to fix up the old
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passion wagon.
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Turns out we're still married, and,
well, your credit sucks.
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You keep one rental car, and suddenly
you're at credit risk.
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I hear you.
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What kind of world do we live in?
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I miss our political talk.
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You know, seeing you right now makes me
wonder how I could have ever let you go.
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And if you're wearing underpants.
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You didn't exactly let me go. I left
after I caught you cheating.
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And no, no, I'm not.
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Well, I didn't cheat on anybody.
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You said you're going to Hollywood with
or without me.
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And I'm not wearing any either, but
that's more of a laundry issue.
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That was just a threat to get you to
come with me. A threat you followed
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on. After I caught you in bed with Nancy
Favara. Look, Bob.
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Bob.
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Why don't you just admit that you did
something wrong and sorry, then Faith
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sign these divorce papers and then you
can get back to doing whatever it is you
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do here.
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Besides housework.
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No way.
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I am a man of principle.
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There are two things in life that Bob
Thompson swore he would never do.
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Cheat on his wife and commit vehicular
manslaughter.
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And I've never done either of those.
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Despite what that first jury said.
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Well, I'm not signing anything without
an apology.
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I got nothing to apologize for. Fine!
Then you're not...
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I'm just being dramatic.
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In about ten seconds, she'll walk back
through that door and... Hey!
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Can I... Can I use your phone?
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Uh, sis.
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You're family. You don't have to ask.
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It's about three blocks down behind the
gas station.
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Just tell them your kid got hit by a car
and they'll give you a quarter.
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Where have you been?
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At the trailer park where you left me.
I'd wait an hour for a bus.
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Hope, if you had just gone to the gas
station and told them your kid was hit
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a car, they'd have given you a ride.
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Apology.
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I'll never forget the day I walked in on
him in that tramp from Trailer 4.
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It was like a knife to the chest.
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He's the only man who's ever broken my
heart.
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I'm sorry. I had no idea.
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Why didn't you tell me? I'm your sister.
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Well, next time.
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If Faith's not going to sign those
divorce papers, then we're going to live
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together as man and wife.
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May I plug in?
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Oh, you want to play hardball, huh?
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Well, you have no idea who you're
messing with.
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Faith Fairfield does not go down without
a fight.
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Oh, really?
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It's not the way I remember it.
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Okay, Faith.
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You have to do something about this.
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About what?
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Whoa, Justin.
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You can't use the microwave when Uncle
Bobby's shaving.
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Look, if you want to stay married to
him, fine.
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But I want his house out of our
driveway.
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Is this just because he got kicked out
of the army for grave robbing? What?
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Nothing?
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When I grow up, I'm going to live in an
army just like you, Uncle Bob. Well,
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that's okay as long as you stay in
school.
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At least until the ninth grade, because
after that, it's pretty much stuff you'd
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ever use.
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Unless you're an astronaut.
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Yeah, all packed up.
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Ready to go.
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What's this about?
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Oh, Bob's right.
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A woman should live with her husband.
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No way. I'm not living in that dump.
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She can't live with that guy and that
thing. It's filthy and disgusting.
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One night in there, she'll be...
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I need to sign those divorce papers and
move back in with us.
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At least I got the Packer bags.
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You can't take that away from me.
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Faith, um, I'm thinking it might be best
if you moved in with your husband.
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What? Or you could just sign those
divorce papers. Not without my apology.
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And you're crazy if you think I'm taking
one step out that door.
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Fair enough.
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I'm not one of those wives who cooks or
cleans or has sex with you, okay?
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That's fine, because I'm not one of
those husbands that earns a living or
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a crap.
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Guess what I had for lunch?
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You pig!
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Close. It did involve bacon.
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Let me give you another hint.
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I got a better idea.
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Let's pretend that there's an imaginary
line right down the middle of the old RV
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here.
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Well, that's not too hard to imagine.
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That half's yours.
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This half is mine.
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Well, that's fine because I got the
fridge.
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No problem.
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I got the TV.
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That's our song.
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I'm surprised you remember.
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Of course I remember. I think about you
every time I hear it.
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Well, so do I.
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live here anymore, but I was wondering
if I might freshen up since Bob's in the
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shower slash toilet, or as he likes to
call it, the shoylet.
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How could you have slept with him?
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Come on, you've seen him. You
understand.
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Not so much.
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Oh, look. It's Bob with flowers that he
ripped from my flower bed.
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Why don't I just replant these?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Shoylet's free.
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Don't worry, I lit a match.
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I'm good.
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You know, I've been thinking, I'm wrong,
and you're right, and I'm sorry.
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You are? Really?
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About everything. The lying, the
cheating, the grave robbing, which
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is a victimless crime, and I didn't see
you giving back those earrings, but the
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point is, I am very sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Well, that's very big of you, Bob.
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So, you ready to sign the papers?
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I suppose you did apologize. Okay, here
we go, right here. Now, just sign there,
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and there, and initial there, and there,
and done. Thank you very much. Listen,
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I'm going to run down to the courthouse.
Wouldn't want these to get lost again.
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Can I borrow your car? Because I'm all
plugged in here.
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Sure, the keys are under the mat.
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Beautiful. Be back in a jiff.
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Wow, those flowers look nice there.
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Bob said he was sorry he cheated on me
and that it was all his fault.
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Well, great.
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That's what you wanted, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Which makes me think he's up to
something sneaky and underhanded.
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We have to follow him. Come on. We'll
take my house.
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Maybe I'll have some tea.
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As most of you already know, it was Aunt
Ida's wish that her estate be
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distributed amongst family and friends.
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Amen, brother. Kiss Papa needs a new
pair of shoes.
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I knew it. He's inheriting money.
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Well, he's not going to cheat me out of
my hat.
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You're not entitled to half.
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You're not entitled to anything.
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You're just being spiteful and
vindictive.
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No, judgmental.
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You want to know why I never told you I
got married?
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Because I knew that you would look down
on me, just like you always do.
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I am not judgmental.
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You just have no judgment.
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To my loyal gardener, Carl, I leave my
prized collection of Fabergé eggs,
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at more than $3 million.
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$3 million?
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And to that guy at the liquor store
whose name I could never pronounce, I
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$100 ,000.
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Why? Why?
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You know, maybe you do deserve a little
something for all your pain and
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suffering.
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Hey, hubby. So what do you think we're
going to get, sweetheart?
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I'm hoping for like a yacht and one of
those Fabergé chickens.
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There is no us, Faith.
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You sign these divorce papers.
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Oh? You might want to look at the
signature.
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Ben Dober. And kiss my ass.
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To my cousin Miranda, I leave the villa
in Nice.
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Nice. Nice.
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And to my nephew Bob.
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And his wife Faith.
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Come on, big money, big money.
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I leave my most prized possession.
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My snow globe collection.
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Yes, yes!
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What? Yo, right!
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Did you hear that? I got the snow
globes! Bobby got the snow globes! What?
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You went through all this just so you'd
keep her from getting half a stupid
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souvenir collection?
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Stupid? Those were my aunt's favorite.
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That means I was her favorite.
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Are you an idiot?
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Boy, you are really judgmental. Faith?
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So, Faith, you want to celebrate with a
little tumble in the RV?
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No!
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with you again.
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You know, I didn't want your money, and
I sure as heck don't want your stupid
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snow globes. All I wanted was a sincere
apology for breaking my heart 15 years
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ago, and you couldn't even give me that.
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Hey, I saved us both a lot of heartache.
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What do you mean?
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We both know that you were destined for
bigger and better things than living
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with me in an RV, and I knew that if I
followed you to Hollywood, you'd leave
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for somebody really classy and glamorous
like Jim Belushi.
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So I sabotaged our relationship to
protect myself.
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That was wrong.
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Really sorry I hurt your faith.
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Aw.
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Thank you, Bob.
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And I did date Big Jim for a brief
period.
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But trust me, he's got nothing on you.
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Really?
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So if you want, I'll sign those divorce
papers now.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Oh, Mr. Thompson.
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Where would you like the armored car to
deliver your snow globes?
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What? Why would you need an armored car
to deliver a bunch of crummy snow
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globes? My dear, those snow globes are
solid gold and jewel -encrusted.
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The collection is worth more than $4
million.
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Plus, when you shake it up, it looks
like a real blizzard. It's totally
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Are you just going to throw away 15
years of marriage? Get those papers.
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Well,
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at least today wasn't a total loss.
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I got to see a new side of you.
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What do you mean?
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Well, there's regular Hope. Hi, how are
you?
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And then there's greedy Hope.
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Precious money.
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Give me precious money.
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Okay, maybe I did get a little carried
away.
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Well, look, I don't want you to feel
like you can't ever confide in me.
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So from now on, I'm no longer going to
be judgmental.
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Oh,
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you're serious.
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Hey, bro. It's my ex around. I wanted to
say goodbye.
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It wouldn't be kidnapping if Faith just
happened to be locked in the shoylet
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when you took off.
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Just think about it.
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So, you're leaving?
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Yeah, I thought I'd cash in one of my
snow globes and buy myself something
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practical.
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Like a tiger or a two -man submarine.
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Listen, I really am sorry for
everything.
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And I know you're really, really mad at
me. So, if you want to have some angry
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goodbye sex...
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I'll be in the RV.
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