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Nutmeg? Has the entire world gone mad?
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What are you doing?
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SoapNet is going to be here any minute
to interview me. Who puts nutmeg in
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ginger snaps?
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I know.
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It's an outrage.
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It certainly is. I can understand a dash
of cinnamon in it. I'm talking about
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the daytime Emmys.
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I can't be in last place.
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Haley, where did you get your research?
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I've pulled soap fans across the
country. You only have 8 % of the
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population.
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But on the bright side, you have 90 % of
the prison vote.
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What I need is more exposure.
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More exposure? You wore a wet T -shirt
for your driver's license picture.
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It isn't fair.
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These hacks are on TV every day.
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But don't worry.
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I've got an angle.
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I'm going for the sympathy vote. Because
you were fired?
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Okay, here's how we're going to spin
that.
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I wasn't fired.
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I quit.
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So I could move home.
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To Ohio.
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To be with my sister and her family
after you suffered your mental
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What?
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There. That's soap next. They're here.
Now get dressed. And let's crazy up that
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hair. Stop that.
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I am not going to act crazy so you can
get the sympathy vote.
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Don't you want me to win? Get her a
soap? Move out of here?
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Faith.
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Can you believe her? Calm down, honey.
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Doctor said you could crack again at any
moment. Come on.
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You know it don't have to dark.
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Hello,
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Soap fans, and welcome to SoapNet Race
for the Emmys. I'm Robert Verde, and as
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you know, there's a tantalizing little
twisty in this year's Best Actress
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category. It's the old Ashley Storm.
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versus the new Ashley Storm.
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So, Faith, tell me, what's it like to be
nominated opposite Brooke Spencer, the
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actress who replaced you? Well, you
know, Robert, I really haven't given it
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thought.
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Kids, what do you think of your aunt's
nomination?
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Well, personally, I feel a lot of money
is wasted on all these silly award
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shows. Money that could be used to save
endangered animals.
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Like the pig -footed bandicoot. Okay,
children, it's homework time.
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I'll be up in a minute to help, and then
we'll all read Larry Potter.
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As I was saying, winning a second Emmy
couldn't be further from my mind.
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I'm really all about family these days.
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You know, seeing someone go through
shock therapy really puts life in
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perspective.
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I did not have shock therapy.
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Memory loss is one of the major side
effects.
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Hey.
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That's my name.
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Good for you.
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Charlie? Two names in a row. You're on a
roll, sweetie.
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Faith has been our guardian angel. If
she doesn't deserve to win a daytime
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get back on a soap and move out of my
house, I don't know who does.
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Oh, stop.
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He's just so grateful that I brought
them to the house after he squandered
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necktag on cheap malt liquor.
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Right, Charlie?
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Two months sober.
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Well, Faith, we at SoapNet were so moved
by your story that we're going to fly
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you and your entire family to New York
City for the Daytime Emmys, all expenses
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paid. This is ridiculous.
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I'm not... Wait a minute.
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Did you say all expenses paid?
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It's a miracle.
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Oh, I haven't seen my sister this lucid
in months.
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And imagine what kind of progress she'll
make if I win.
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Where's the mini bar? Hey, kids, you
ever had a $40 jelly bean?
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I'm back.
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Baby's back, and she's never leaving
again.
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Who are you talking to?
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The good life, Haley.
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Now, I know it's been tough on you being
an only child, but somebody might just
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be getting a little sister very soon.
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Hey, there's a water fountain next to
the toilet.
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Whoa, Justin, that's not a water
fountain.
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You dirty slut.
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You thieving skank.
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Congratulations!
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Look at you. You look fabulous.
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You look fabulous.
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You're so thin.
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You're so thin. You're so tan. You're so
tan.
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Oh, I can't tell you how long it's been
since I've had a serious conversation.
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Everyone, I'd like for you to meet
Jacqueline Carr, my mentor and...
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This woman taught me everything I know.
The one -brow raise, the come -hither
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hair shake, and of course, the piece de
resistance, crying on cue.
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You're going to win.
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You're going to win.
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So anyway, I'm Hope.
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Faith's sister.
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Oh, Hope.
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It's so good to see you up and about.
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I'm actually fine.
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Of course you are.
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And these are my nieces and nephew.
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And Hope's first husband, Charlie.
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Mmm, aren't you a tall drink of water.
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Glug, glug, glug.
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Please, come sit. Tell me everything.
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So, how's the show?
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Well, the new Ashley Storm is a major
prima donna. Laura Levesetti, our pig
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-headed producer, has made a big mistake
and everyone knows it.
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Meaning? I think you know what I mean.
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What do you think I think you mean?
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You think I mean exactly what you know I
think I mean.
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Now, listen, I'm having a little
cocktail soiree in my room tonight.
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Say, 8 o 'clock? I wouldn't miss it.
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Did you hear that?
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They want me back on The Sacred and the
Sinful. Oh, my God.
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Is that what she thinks you thought she
thinks you meant?
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Not what she said.
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I just don't want you to get your hopes
up. Well, I'm trying not to, but right
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now I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl.
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This is so typical of you, Hope.
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Only happy when I'm down. That's not
true. It's just... Well, you didn't
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leave the show on the best of terms.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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You slashed Laura Levittetti's tires.
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That's a damn lie. I keyed her car.
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You lit your script on fire and burned
down half the studio.
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See, this is the difference between you
and me, Hope.
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You see the studio as half -burned. I
see it as half -unburned.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go rehearse sounding sincere for the
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cocktail party.
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Hey, but Hope, I really do appreciate
your concern.
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Thank you, Faith.
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Gotcha!
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How's that for sincere?
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Yeah, the kid's still got it.
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You know, I never thought I'd say this,
but...
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If Faith moves out, I'm going to miss
her.
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Aw, Charlie.
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Gotcha!
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You're easy.
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Laura!
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How did you get in here?
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Jacqueline, I'm the producer of The
Sacred and the Sinful. I can get in
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anywhere.
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How did it go?
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Like a moth to the flame.
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Like a bead of honey.
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Like a monkey to the banana.
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Like a fly on the... Get to the point.
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She'll be here at the party tonight.
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Excellent. Miss Fairfield is in for the
surprise of her life.
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Now I'll take that document. No, no, no,
no, no. Not so fast.
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Not until I have Faith back right where
I want her. Then you can have your
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precious document.
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Until then, your secret is safe with me.
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Where is Faith?
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She'll be here.
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Faith Fairfield can't just slap together
one of those signature looks.
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Tacky takes time.
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Hey, check out this spray!
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This is it. My big comeback.
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My re -entry into the real world. I'm so
nervous.
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Promise you'll stay close to me. Of
course.
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Faith! Tacky, darling!
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Dye for?
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Your dress is to dye for.
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Her hair is gorgeous.
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Your hair looks gorgeous.
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And you brought hope.
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No, you brought hope.
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Come,
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Mingo. Everyone's dying to see you,
especially Laura Levesetti.
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Can you believe her? Everybody thinks
I'm nuts.
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Who cares what they think if it gets
Faith back on a soap?
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Now be supportive.
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Start arguing with that lamp.
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Ooh, champagne.
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Two months' sobriety is nothing to throw
away.
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He's right, sweetie.
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We just got our house back.
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So how's your make -a -dream -come -true
kid?
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Oh, he's in remission.
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Oh, you're kidding. That's too bad.
Yeah, I know. You invest all that effort
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war for them to get well.
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Excuse me. I just wanted to raise your
awareness about an animal that's nearly
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extinct. It's called the pig -footed
bandicoot. Oh, sure, I'll try one.
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Me too, thanks.
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Excuse me, can I interest you in some
champagne?
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Sure. I'll take that.
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I'll take that.
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Excuse me, didn't I work with you on
General Hospital?
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Me?
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No,
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I'm not an actor.
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You should be.
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You've got a great look.
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Well, I did play Kenickie in Grease.
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On Broadway?
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Actually, no, on Maple Lane. That's
where my junior high was. Sold out both
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nights, though.
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It's not that Hollywood hasn't been
calling.
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I haven't been answering.
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I mean, just last week, I caught Hope
running through the neighborhood in
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nothing but a shower cap and pantyhose.
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I had to shoot her with a stun gun.
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If I could give you all my Emmy votes, I
would. Me too.
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You deserve to win.
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No, you both deserve to win.
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Actually, I deserve to win.
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Oh?
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And you are?
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Brooke Spencer.
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The new and improved Ashley Storm.
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Ah, yes.
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You really did fill out the role.
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Especially in the upper thighs and
buttock.
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Faith Fairfield.
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Look at me looking at you.
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Looking at me.
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Dylan.
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Oh, that's right.
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Did you two use the date?
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How funny. Something else of yours I
got.
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Careful, Brooke. We might have to clip
your claws.
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Faith, may I have a word with you in
private?
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Meaning? Meaning a place sufficiently
secluded for us to be alone.
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Not watched, heard, or disturbed by
others.
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Excuse me, do you taste nutmeg in this?
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I have no idea.
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I only ask because it's unusual to put
nutmeg in a stuffed mushroom.
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But the whole world has gone nutmeg
crazy lately.
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I mean, just the other day, back in
Ohio, I was making ginny snap, and the
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recipe called for nutmeg, which is just
insane.
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That's Faith Fairfield's sister.
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I know. I heard she fell in love with a
lamp, and they had to unplug it so she
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wouldn't get electrocuted.
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Ginger and nutmeg together?
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It's just madness.
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Will you excuse us?
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Oh, thank God.
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I couldn't agree with you more.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Nicholas Delarusso?
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Well, I'm Lance Taylor. I played
Nicholas Delarusso on Days of Our Lives.
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know. I'm a huge, huge fan. I just loved
you and Marla together.
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And your eulogy when she died made me
cry and cry.
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Although, frankly, I was a little
surprised when you started dating
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three weeks later.
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Granted, I know she had Marla's heart,
but still.
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What are you doing?
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I'm in the middle of a conversation with
Lance Taylor.
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I was right. They want me back on The
Sacred and the Sinful. I'm going to be
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Ashley Storm again.
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What about Rick Spencer?
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Oh, they're going to fire her with no
warning.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Are you sure you can trust these people?
Hope, these people are like the family
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I never had.
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Thanks a lot.
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Can't you just for once in your life be
supportive?
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Everyone, as you know, as part of the
Sacred and the Sinful's much
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crossover with Days of Our Love, Alexis,
the beautiful and stunning me...
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Go to Manhattan to track down the brutal
serial killer who has been stalking
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Cedar Valley.
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But what you don't know is that she
comes face to face with... Me!
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The beautiful and stunning me!
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What? What's going on? You're out, she's
in. You're nuts.
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That's right, folks. Tomorrow, I, Faith
Fairfield, return to work on the sacred
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and the sinful.
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This calls for a toast!
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To Faith!
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You know, I loved our wedding, and it
was amazing when the kids were born, but
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Faith going back to work might be the
happiest day of my life.
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Charlie, do you think I'm not supportive
of Faith?
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Honey, if you were any more supportive,
we'd be divorced.
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This is so exciting.
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I wish I was on a soap opera. Cindy,
there's nothing challenging about
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around saying lines that somebody else
wrote.
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Why don't you give it a try?
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One of our day players called in sick.
It's just a lie. I'd love to.
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Let's go.
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I can also do accents. Good hip.
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I am Russian, no?
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Hey.
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Uh, hey.
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Oh, The Taming of the Shrew. We're
reading that in school.
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Really? What college do you attend?
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Glen Falls University of College.
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Institute.
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All right, everyone.
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Places.
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Where's Faith?
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Oh, she's here.
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She's here!
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Hello.
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I'll be right there, Harry.
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Okay. It's Stan. If I could get you to
sign here?
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Sure. Now, who should I make this out
to?
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ABC.
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It's your contract.
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Okay. How do I spell that?
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A -B -C.
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I did my part. Now I'll take that
document. Not until you know who signs
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contract. Trust me, she will.
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She's like a deer in the headlights, a
spider in the web, a rat in a trap.
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I got it.
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Don't worry.
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You orchestrated this beautifully.
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Yes, I know.
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Let's just hope that Faith doesn't read
the fine print.
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D .C.
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Warm wishes.
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Faith.
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Fairfield.
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Thank you.
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You want to hear my line?
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Mr. De La Russo, they're ready for you
in the boardroom.
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Are you wearing mascara?
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Just a little.
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Make my eyes pop.
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All right, everyone.
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Places. Me, me, me, me, my, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my.
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Where's Faith?
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good to be back where I belong. Hello,
Joe.
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Gordon. Dickie. Carl.
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I've missed you all so much.
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And I promise, Faithy will never go away
again!
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Okay, then. Place is...
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