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Well, I'm off to the link.
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Dressed like that?
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You usually wear jeans and a T -shirt
when you play golf. Yeah, well, today's
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special day.
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What, embarrass your kid's day?
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Wait, that's every day.
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Come on.
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What do you think, kiddo? I think if
you're in my class, I'd kick your butt.
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All you need is one of those goofy hats
with a pom -pom.
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I just thought I'd spiff it up a little
since Brooke Hamrick has invited me to
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Colby Creek Country Club.
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They're accepting new members.
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Charlie, I don't know why you like that
place.
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Those people are such snobs. They don't
even let women play there.
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Sure they do. On Mondays and Wednesdays
between noon and four.
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Nobody move.
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I've got a huge surprise.
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Now, I've been living here for a while,
and I know it might seem like I don't
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always give back to the family as much
as I... Take, eat, burn, steal. Somebody
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stop me. I could do this forever.
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I'm giving you a gift.
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Olga?
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I am Olga. I clean.
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Olga was my maid in California, and now
she's moving in here to work for us.
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What? We don't need to live in maid. Are
you sure?
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Watch this.
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Check it out. She puts the cold stuff in
the refrigerator and the frozen...
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Faith, we can't have another person
living in this house for free.
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Well, she won't be living here for free.
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You're going to be paying her quite a
bit of money.
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Anyhoo, I'm thinking she'll stay in
Justin's room until we can find
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better. Where's Justin going to stay?
That house out in the back.
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The tool shed?
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No, the little one with the fan on the
roof.
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You mean the air conditioning unit?
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Oh, Miss Faith, what's happened? You're
so thin, like...
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Those do look kind of good.
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Only Miss Faith, you're chubby, big
chubby.
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Oh, how can you not love this woman?
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All right, look.
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I'm going golfing. When I come back, I
want Faith's maid gone. So either you
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take care of it or I will. And be
careful.
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Because once I start throwing people out
of this house, I might get a taste for
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it.
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in the first place.
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Maybe she has family somewhere who can
take her in.
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Oh, nobody wants a family member
imposing on them like that.
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But when you came to California to stay
with me for that three -day weekend, my
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God, I thought I was going to shoot
myself.
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Olga?
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I'm terribly sorry, but there's been a
misunderstanding.
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I'm afraid you're going to have to find
somewhere else to work and live.
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How does that sound?
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I'm Olga.
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I clean.
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Oh, my God.
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If you want her to understand you,
you're going to have to speak maid
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She cheapskate.
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She no want maid.
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You go.
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I go, but no home, no job, live with
you.
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What she's saying is she doesn't have a
home, and she doesn't have a job, and
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she wants to live here with you. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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I got it.
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Do you have family?
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But now who's going to clean up this?
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Damn, she's good.
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Olga has rearranged everything in the
house. It's driving me crazy.
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Oh, you don't have to tell me.
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I went to put on my underwear this
morning, got up just...
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above my knees before I realized they
were yours.
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Then Justin walked in.
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Daddy in Mommy's underpants is an image
that stays with a boy.
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Don't worry. She said her daughter was
coming to pick her up today.
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Or maybe she said two days.
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Or Tuesday.
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Bye!
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Justin, Daddy's new putter is not a toy.
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what about Mommy's underpants?
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What about Mom's underpants?
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Play through.
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Oh, oh.
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Before I leave, there's a prospective
member's cocktail party tonight at the
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country club, and I thought we might
like to check it out.
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You don't want to join a fancy schmancy
country club, do you? I mean, we could
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use that money to take that ski trip we
talked about or build a game room over
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the garage.
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You know.
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Something the whole family could enjoy?
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Okay, fine. I'll just play at the public
course. You know, the one next to the
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refinery.
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It's a lot easier to find your ball when
there's no trees.
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Oh, could you get that? Olga's kind of
busy right now.
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employment agency in town, so be on your
best behavior.
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Yeah, girls.
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Don't screw this up.
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I was talking to you.
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Oh, thanks.
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Excuse me, we're here for the job
interview.
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Look, you missed your first day of work,
so you're fired. We have a one -strike
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policy, and you're out.
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Hi, how can I help you?
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We spoke earlier.
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Magda and Olga are here for an
interview.
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Sign in, then take a seat.
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Wow.
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Look at how many people are here.
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It's going to take all day.
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Is there a Helen Jacobson here?
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Yes.
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Apparently, your dog went crazy and is
tearing up the house.
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But I don't have a dog.
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Cat. I meant her cat.
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I'm sorry. Apparently, it is your cat.
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I don't have a cat either. Her mother.
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My mistake. It's your mother. My mother?
Oh, I told you to take her medication.
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the parking lot.
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Is it...
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I've been trying for six months.
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Trust me, it doesn't work.
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Hi, honey. What are you doing home from
work? I forgot my wallet.
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Oh, here it is.
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Good seeing you.
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So, uh, Olga's daughter came by, took
her away?
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Yep, Olga's daughter came.
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That definitely happened.
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Did you hear that? Hear what? Well, you
got your wallet. No reason to be here
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now. None that I can think of.
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And I'll just go on back to my...
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Okay,
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Hope.
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I'll be leaving now.
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I'll play your game.
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Any ideas?
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Just one.
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All right, all right, all right. Listen
up.
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We have two new faces on our waitstaff
tonight. Olga and her daughter.
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Magda. And little baby.
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I name Faith after famous soap star.
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Tonight, Colby Creek Country Club is
entertaining prospective new members.
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are the elite of Glen Falls.
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Give me your wedding ring. Why?
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I don't want to be an unwed mother.
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What will the elite of Glen Falls think?
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Any questions?
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Olga? Magda?
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Oh, no.
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Pleased to be work here.
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Yes. Most very pleased to be work here
with old, old mama.
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These rumbles are delicious.
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Stop eating them.
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That's snowballs.
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You know, ever since we came here from
the old country, you've been very
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Mama.
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Is it because we had to leave Papa
behind?
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Will you stop it?
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Honey, we can talk freely. No one's
here.
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Well, except for the help. None of them
speak English.
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Oh, that's disgusting.
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Oh.
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Snobbs. Thank God Charlie decided not to
join this place.
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Hope, take me to the hospital.
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I have rembolitis!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, honey, I was only kidding. It's just
a joke. Look. No, please.
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I don't see my ring.
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I know. You really have to squint. That
is the tiniest diamond I've ever seen.
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No! It's not on your finger!
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Okay, don't panic.
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Let me just retrace my steps.
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Um... I moved here six months ago. Wait!
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I definitely had it on when we started
making the rum balls.
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Oh.
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So where do you think it is?
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you should be drinking.
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Well, I don't think you should be so
tall, blonde, and delicious.
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Are you hammered? Why?
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You want to nail me?
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What are you doing?
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You're supposed to be checking the rum
balls.
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I think we should call them fun balls.
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Are you drunk?
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No.
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Of course I do.
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I care about you and those kids.
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And Papa.
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It's still Papa.
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Have you news from the village?
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Your ring!
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Exactly. You lose my ring. Instead of
helping me find it, you're out here
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getting drunk. But Hope! No, no buts.
I'm tired of you putting yourself first
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and just shoving me a...
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The stone is missing.
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Oh, no.
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Here it is.
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What are you doing?
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I want to slam, too.
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I can't believe you told me the maids
were gone.
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I can't believe you told me you weren't
joining the club.
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I can't believe I threw up in the car.
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You threw up in the car?
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Uh, no.
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Look, I'm sorry about the maid.
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I was just trying to get them jobs and
get them out.
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I'm sorry I went to the club behind your
back.
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It's not that I don't want to take a
family ski trip or build that room over
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garage.
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I love doing stuff for the family and
for you.
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Including letting your sister live with
us.
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I don't love that.
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More like hate. I hate that.
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But the point is...
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Sometimes I need to do something for
myself.
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You shouldn't make me feel guilty for
that.
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You're right.
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I'm so sorry.
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And if you want to join that club, you
should.
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I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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No, really, I can't. I owe $1 ,100 for
the buffet table alone.
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If it helps, I made $36 tonight.
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You're leaving?
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We get call from Susan Lucci. She
beautiful house.
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This house dump.
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Magda, Magda, I'm ready for my bedtime
bath.
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Faith. Don't waste your breath. They
don't work here anymore.
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So you're on your own.
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Hope.
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Bubbles.
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