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Sim, simian, simian. Five seconds, Sam.
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Come on, one more word and we win.
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Sim, sim, simpownoo.
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Simpownoo?
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Nice try, Sam.
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Jeff, you know how I feel about trash
talk.
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Sorry, Sam.
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I'm such a simpleton.
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Well,
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Judy, we win again.
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How about a rematch on Sunday?
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Oh, we can't. We're having a party for
Grammy Nana's 80th birthday, remember?
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Oh, right.
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Actually, I have something very special
planned. I think everybody's going to be
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very surprised.
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It isn't a shawl, is it?
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No, it's way better than that.
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Because we got her a shawl.
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No, he special ordered her something
really unique.
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Yeah, not better. Unique.
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So... What other unique things would you
like me to bring? Soda?
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Chips? Exotic dancer dressed like a cop?
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How about your family?
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My family?
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We ask every week, and there's always
some reason they can't.
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We're starting to think you're ashamed
of us.
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Ashamed of you?
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No, no, no, no, God, no.
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It's just that my family is best
observed from a distance.
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Like gorillas.
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Well, they can't be that bad.
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Yeah, come on, Sam, please.
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Grammy would be so thrilled to have some
guests at her party. All of her friends
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are dead.
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I don't know.
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Come on, for me.
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All right, I'll ask him.
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Hey, maybe my dad will make up a plate
of his famous Sim Pao Nu.
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Still not a word, Sam.
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I can't believe that they're eating that
whole cow's anus.
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Big deal, I can eat like ten of them.
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You won't eat my French toast, but
you'll eat a cow's anus.
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Oh, he's gonna puke.
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Oh, commercial.
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Do you like football?
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Yeah.
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Do you like bikinis?
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Yeah.
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Do you have $39 .95?
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Bowl II live this Sunday during Super
Bowl halftime.
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Order now and get complete post -game
shower coverage.
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We have to have that.
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You heard her, Dad. Order now.
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If I spend 40 bucks on a woman, she
better be making me breakfast.
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I think Dad's a sexist.
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He doesn't think women can play
football.
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A half -naked woman can do anything a
man can do.
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Good news, guys.
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You're all invited over to Angela's
Sunday afternoon for Grammy Nana's
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Sunday's the big game, you idiot.
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Yeah. Bikini Bowl.
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We're not getting the Bikini Bowl.
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Look, I know it's a sacrifice, but if
you guys come over to Angela's, you
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help cement the most important
relationship of my life.
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Pat.
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Sorry, Sam. Maybe next Sunday. Next
Sunday, Pro Bowl. Oh, right.
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And then arena football starts.
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Yeah, you know, which leads right into
donkey basketball season.
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Sorry, Sam. We're booked.
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What if you eat a calzanus?
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No. Have you asked?
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Happy 80th birthday to Sam Savage.
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What?
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They screwed it up.
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Her birthday's in two days. What am I
going to do?
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Just give her something else out of our
trash.
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Or why don't you just get her a new one
from your boyfriend, the president.
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Maybe I will.
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Oh, ask him if he's ever farted in the
Oval Office.
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Hello, you've reached the White House.
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Press 1 if a foreigner has moved into
your neighborhood.
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Press 2 if you want to hear Condoleezza
Rice play the piano.
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Press 3 if this regards a presidential
birthday greeting.
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Public Affairs Department.
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Hi, this is Sam Savage.
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I sent the president a letter last week.
Do you remember it? Of course.
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The president very much appreciated your
thoughts and will give them careful
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consideration.
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Thanks for your call. No, wait, wait,
wait. It was a birthday greeting for my
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girlfriend's Grammy Nana, but the
president signed it to me instead.
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Oh, he did?
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overnight a new one.
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Wow, thanks.
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Tell him I said thanks. And if he's ever
in Massachusetts?
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That's highly unlikely.
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Okay, we got everything we need for the
game.
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Jersey's pennants, big foam fingers.
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Anyone else want a pee jar?
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Fine. Walk all the way to the bathroom
like a sucker.
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All right.
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Food's ready.
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How long till kickoff? Two minutes.
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Two minutes.
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I'm going to need a pee jar.
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All right, got the pee pee trays?
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No, no, not those. Use the good ones.
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The Patriot.
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I'll get them.
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Okay, this is the last chance for
anybody who wants to go to the party.
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Fine. Has my new letter from the White
House arrived yet? To the trash.
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What? He's just kidding. It's under the
dog dish.
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I believe you're skipping the Super Bowl
to party with some old lady.
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That old lady happens to be very
important to Angela and therefore she's
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important to me.
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You're just trying to get Angela to put
out.
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That's also very important to me.
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But don't worry. I'll cover for you guys
again so they don't find out what a
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bunch of insensitive jerks my family is.
Thanks, man. See you later, Sam.
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Oh, for God's sakes, how could she fall
asleep opening a present?
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I told you guys not to use so much tape.
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Well, I suggested gift bags, but your
father knew better.
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Well, if we'd had the party at 10 a .m.
like I suggested.
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But women never listen to us, do they,
Sam?
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Don't get me started.
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Because I don't know what I'm talking
about.
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He's at the 20! He's at the 10!
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Touchdown!
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Well,
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that's halftime.
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Time to order the Bikini Bowl.
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No. Come on, Dad. Right now the
Cleveland Cleavage is lining up to play
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Boston Badonkadonks.
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We're going to sit right here and suffer
through the halftime show like the rest
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of America.
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Dad, we're out of soda.
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I told you guys to pace yourselves.
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And beer.
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Let's go, Jimmy.
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You know, there's a way to steal pay
-per -view.
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Me and Kenny did it to watch Mike Tyson
fight that bear.
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How do you do it? You got to really work
the bear's body.
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You meant, how do you steal cable?
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No, I didn't.
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Wow. That's a lot of wires.
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Which ones do we connect?
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I don't know.
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Kenny did that part.
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What did you do?
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I think.
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Wow. That's a lot of wires.
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I've always had good luck with red.
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It's working!
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It's working!
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That was easy.
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Uh -oh.
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It's not working!
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Not working!
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How about now?
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Now all the channels are out.
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They need whacking.
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I'm stumped.
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Dad's going to kill us.
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What are we going to do?
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Hey, boys.
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Second half start yet?
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Oh, didn't you hear?
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Eagle's forfeited.
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Well, good night.
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What are you talking about?
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What's wrong with the TV?
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Where's Uncle Jimmy?
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What's wrong with the TV?
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Where's Uncle Jimmy?
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He's still hitting on the cashier. You
guys broke the TV.
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We were trying to save you $39 .95.
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You're welcome.
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So now I don't get to watch the rest of
the Super Bowl? What the hell? Get us
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later, Dad. We gotta find another TV and
fast.
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You're right, you're right.
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You know, I've been feeling kind of bad
about the way we treated Sam.
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Let's go meet Angela's family.
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And their TV.
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Look who's here.
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Surprise!
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Oh, my. This is quite a surprise.
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Well, I just thought it was high time
these two families got together.
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What better occasion than Grammy Woo
-Woo's birthday?
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Grammy, wake up. You've got company.
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Company? Oh, I don't have my face on.
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You've got no face? Awesome.
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Oh, man, check out that TV.
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There's lemonade in the kitchen, boys.
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Wow.
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It's beautiful.
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Where's the power button?
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Maybe it's a TV from the future.
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TV on.
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I command you.
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It needs whacking.
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We're thrilled you could finally make
it, Nicholas.
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Please call me Nick.
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Oh, I couldn't.
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By the way, we're awfully fond of your
Samuel.
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My what?
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Me, Dad.
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Oh, right.
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Well, I hope you like your eggs deviled.
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I knew you'd find a way to bring your
family over, you sly boot.
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Oh, Sam, you made my mom so happy.
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Want to go make out in the laundry room?
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Sounds dirty. Let's go.
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What's going on?
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Where's the game? We can't get it to
work.
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It completely ignored my commands.
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Quite a machine, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'll bet it has a great picture, huh?
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I'll show you.
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TV on.
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You know what I bet would look great on
a TV like this?
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Sports? Exactly.
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You know, I'll bet you're right. To be
honest, I only use it for the community
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bulletin board channel.
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It's so relaxing.
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It's like meditating.
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Hmm.
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You square dance?
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No.
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Do you get Channel 37?
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I would imagine.
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37. We're moments away from the start of
the fourth quarter in one of the
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tightest games in Super Bowl history.
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Goodness,
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is the Super Bowl on today?
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Before the game resumes, let's take a
look at the amazing play that put the
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Patriots ahead.
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Yes!
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TV off.
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It's time for Grammy's party.
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But, Judy, I was bonding with the lads.
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You can watch your sports after the
party.
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TV on.
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TV on.
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I, um... Well, um... Uh... Oh, yes,
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I... No.
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Well, I've always wished I was a
brunette.
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Done. Put the game on.
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Cut.
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What are you doing?
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Angel's mom said we can't watch the
Super Bowl until after the party.
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That's why you guys came? To watch the
game?
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No, we wanted to meet your girlfriend's
family.
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Sorry, fam, but these idiots broke our
television.
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You understand, right?
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Yeah, I understand.
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Well, I'll cut the cake if you want to
watch your athletics. Oh, no, no, no,
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they can wait. It's Grammy Nana's party.
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Let's play games.
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What would you like to play?
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Oh, a... Well, let me see now.
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Oh,
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wait.
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No.
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It's been five minutes already. Stop the
music.
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But I love this song.
266
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Stop it or I'll pound you.
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Stop it or I'll pound you.
268
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Time for Super Bowl.
269
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Not yet. We have an open presence.
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Oh, thank you, Samuel. Where is my head?
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Maybe it's with her face.
272
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That does it. I'm going to kill him.
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Not here.
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We'll get him outside.
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a more beautiful shawl.
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Here.
277
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Oh, graham crackers?
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I love them. I thought you might also.
279
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Oh, thank you.
280
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Here, lady, open my next.
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A jar.
282
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Is this for preserves?
283
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:29,810
Yeah, sure. Anything that starts with a
P.
284
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You might want to run that through the
dishwasher.
285
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:40,470
Well, I'm sure we're all a little bored
with opening presents, so... There's one
286
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more. Grammy Nana, this is for you.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, thank you.
289
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It's from the President of the United
States of America.
290
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Holy crap, are you freaking kidding me?
That idiot!
291
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You know what would make us all feel
better?
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The football game.
293
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What do you say, Judy?
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Well, maybe it's the rum cake talking,
but... What the hell?
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Stupid president.
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White House Public Affairs Department.
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Hi, Claire, it's me. He did it again.
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Sam, is that you?
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It was supposed to be signed to Grammy
Nana, not Stam Stavage.
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Listen, it's hard enough trying to
romance a girl without the executive
301
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dropping the ball.
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You do know there's a war on, don't you?
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I know, I know.
304
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And I'm sure the president has bigger
things to worry about than me.
305
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I'm sorry.
306
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Thank you for your time, ma 'am.
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celebrating tonight. It's Eric
Dickerson.
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Super Bowl 39 is history, and now it's
time for the president's uncomfortable
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call to the coach of the winning team.
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Congratulations on a great game.
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America is proud of you and your
teammates' football abilities.
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What's that, Claire?
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I also want to wish a happy 80th
birthday to Grammy Nana from her pal Sam
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Savage.
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Grammy na -na.
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Oh, Sam.
317
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Oh, you did that for me?
318
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Oh, you dear boy.
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Oh, oh, Samuel.
320
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,460
Oh.
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00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,180
It's a good thing that we came over to
watch the game, huh, Sam?
322
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,240
Yeah, or Angela's family never would
have seen the president.
323
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,260
Yeah, you should realize that and thank
us.
324
00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:03,890
You know, you're right.
325
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:07,290
Thank you. And I'm sorry I called you
guys insensitive jerks.
326
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:10,650
Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to
have you guys as my family.
327
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Thank you, Sam.
328
00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,730
We're still going to get him outside,
right?
329
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:21,230
Oh, yeah.
330
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More weekend laughs are here.
331
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,710
Hope and Faith starts now.
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