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Oh, hey, thanks for letting me come over
to watch the fight.
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Why don't you just get the deluxe cable
package?
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I can't afford that.
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There's either sports channels or sex
channels.
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I stand by my choice.
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Eat them, boys.
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Hey, Mr. Savage.
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You're not my boys. Who the hell are
you?
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I'm Mikey, Kyle's friend.
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Oh, right.
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Where's Kyle?
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I don't know. Try the living room.
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Oh, and you're out of mayonnaise.
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Mikey's right, Nick.
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No mayo.
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Two pounds?
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Try it.
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Oh!
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Piledriver! Piledriver!
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What is going on?
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It's Saturday night.
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Welcome to my life.
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Want me to get the hoe?
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Watch this.
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Man,
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your dad's home.
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See ya.
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Only thing that lousy CD is good for is
clearing out the house.
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Angela, you don't have to go.
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It's okay. I can hear your dad yell from
across the street.
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How rude.
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Yeah, I have to see some of those people
in detention.
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Why don't you guys ever hang out at your
friends' houses?
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Because their parents have nice things
that they don't want broken.
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Well, just one weekend, I'd like to be
able to sit at home and watch TV.
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Yeah, your buddies treat this place like
they own it.
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Oh, hey, Nick, I'm going to grab a quick
bath.
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I hope you're not out of that strawberry
shampoo.
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There's got to be some place you can go.
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Well, we used to hang out at the bowling
alley until it burned down because
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someone took too long to get there.
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And we're all banned from the mall for
pantsing Santa.
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And the park smells like hobo pee.
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Shouldn't the town provide a place for
kids to go? Yeah, a place that smells
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like kids' pee.
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Longmeadow's got a teen center.
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Plus, they have that wicked Long Meadow.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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This town needs a teen center.
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And we're going to get them to open one.
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How? By going to a town meeting and
getting involved.
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That's a great idea, Dad. Let us know
how it turns out.
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Oh, no, no. You're coming with me.
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What? It'll give you a chance to see
democracy in action.
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You might enjoy it.
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And while the town bylaws limit shrub
hedges to a height of 42 inches, I do
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not believe we have adequately defined
what is a shrub and what is a bush.
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Dad? Yes?
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I'm not enjoying it.
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And so, in conclusion, I move that we
form a committee to study the shrub and
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bush controversy.
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All those in favor say aye.
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Aye. All opposed, nay.
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Nay.
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Why don't they just say yes and no?
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Because they're idiots.
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The ayes have it.
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All right. Any other new business?
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Uh, I'm Nick Savage, and, uh...
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I think the town should provide a place
where our kids can hang out.
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Hmm.
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Nay.
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Any other new business?
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Wait a minute.
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We just spent an hour talking about
shrubs.
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Yeah, and you don't have nay power.
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According to parliamentary procedure,
once you've seated the floor, you're
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compelled to hear his proposal and put
it to vote.
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I remember you.
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You were the student mayor for a day.
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You tried to have me impeached.
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Look, all I'm saying is you got to
listen to my dad, okay?
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Dad, I cede the floor back to you.
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Thank you, Sam.
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Mr. Councilman, we need a positive place
for our teenagers.
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Allow me to illustrate.
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Here's a young boy just entering his
formative years.
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The kid who delivers your newspapers.
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who mows your lawns for a buck.
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But in a town with no teen center, here
he is four years
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later.
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Hey, is this what you want?
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Lowering your property values?
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Stealing from your stores?
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Dating your daughters?
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Actually, I'm dating your daughter.
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And I'm lowering your property values.
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And I'm stealing from your stores.
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Mr. Councilman, I move we put the teen
center issue to a vote.
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Seconded. All in favor.
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Aye.
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Let the record show that a teen center
will be established in the community
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downstairs.
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And it will be run by Nick Savage.
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If that's all the new business... Whoa,
whoa, whoa. Nay, nay, nay.
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We second those names. I wasn't
suggesting I should run it.
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Oh, I see. You just want to be part of
the problem and not the solution.
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You want the town to babysit your
hooligans while you sit at home and
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Boy, he's got your number.
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Well, the town has no money to hire
someone until the next fiscal quarter,
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you don't get it started, there's no
teen center.
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That's okay, Dad.
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Our house is practically a teen center
anyway.
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I'll do it. Meeting adjourned.
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Democracy, Doctor.
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Well, I'm not much on making speeches,
but I believe it was Will Rogers who
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said... Open the door, Dad. No one
cares.
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All right, all right. Scissors.
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What the hell are these?
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Cuticle scissors.
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Nice, huh?
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I hereby declare the Westside Teen
Center open.
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open ten seconds.
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Yeah, I got that same poster in my room.
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Not anymore.
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This place is really cool, Dad.
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Yeah. To be honest, we thought it was
going to suck.
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Thanks. I mean, real suck.
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To be honest, so did I.
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Then the town really got behind it and
it all started coming together.
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Now I feel like it's kind of my baby.
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This place is great.
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Yeah. Kids think I like it. You're
talking about all the hot single moms.
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me?
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Hi.
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I'm Jimmy Savage.
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Welcome to my teen center.
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Now, do your parents know what time to
pick you up?
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I am a parent.
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No.
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Gloria Milford.
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Eddie's mom.
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I don't believe it.
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I'm going to need to see some ID.
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And a phone number?
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Okay, everybody having fun?
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Very quickly, I just have one rule.
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No farting.
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No, seriously.
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The only rule is to have a blast.
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Oh, and one more thing. One more thing.
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No cursing, no smoking, no fighting, and
most importantly, no not having fun.
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out any equipment on the old sign -out
sheet.
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That's all I ask.
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What are you all looking at me for?
You're supposed to be having fun.
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Go in.
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Oh, T .J., look, Dracula just walked in.
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No Dracula.
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What's your name? I'll make a song out
of it.
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Mahalia.
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What's your name?
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Man, just caring about kids' scams is
great.
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I got three single moms' phone numbers,
all various degrees apart.
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How you doing, huh?
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I got a number from one mom.
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In case her son's diarrhea flares up.
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Was he hot?
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Jimmy, I don't have time to pick up
women. I've been busy all night trying
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make this a fun, safe place.
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Hey, can I get a little, uh... Hey,
kids.
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We were just talking, Mr. Savage.
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Who needs a refill?
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No, thanks, Dad.
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Come on, it's free.
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No, thanks, Dad.
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Dad thinks I'm a total slut.
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Well, you're my little slut.
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That sounded much cuter in my head.
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Look out. Here it comes.
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That's it. Let it roll.
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Flip it. Flip it.
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I'm sorry. Do you want to play?
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No, no.
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It's your team, thinner.
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Hey, Jack, I'm going to turn your guitar
down just a hair.
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What do you say we keep it under two,
huh? Two?
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Hey, a little common courtesy won't kill
you.
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Check this out, Gladys.
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Behind the back.
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Whoa, whoa, careful.
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You could hurt your spine doing that.
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Here, let me show you a safer way.
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My day we call this the sissy stick.
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Awesome.
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Line it up like so, and then gently tap.
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Oh, hold on. I can do this.
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Hey, Jack, you want to go with us? We're
going up to Bose Mountain.
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Why? Because your dad isn't.
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Man, Dad is annoying everybody.
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No. He's being all friendly and helpful.
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It's creepy.
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He's got to go.
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Yeah. All right.
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All in favor of getting rid of Dad?
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Aye.
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Opposed? Nay.
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Okay. Let's go over how this works
again.
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Dad,
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you got a second?
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Hold on.
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Slow down, cowboy.
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You find those paddles out?
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I'll try, but the final pin's missing.
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Attention, everybody.
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The sign -out pen is missing.
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It's not a big deal.
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No one's in trouble.
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But if I could just get everyone against
this wall over here... Dad!
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What, you have the pen? No, no, we just
wanted to say that you've done a great
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job, and every kid in this town knows
you with debt of gratitude.
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Now go home.
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What are you talking about?
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Your work here is done, Dad. Now you can
enjoy the house without kids making
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noise, eating your food, making out in
your bed.
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I wish I could go home, but the town
council says there has to be an adult on
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the premises at all times.
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He's an adult?
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Hypothetically.
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So if Uncle Jimmy said he'd stay, then
you could go, right?
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Oh, I suppose so. Uncle Jimmy, you want
to be in charge so Dad can go home?
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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I'll get your coat.
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Thanks for all your effort.
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Oh, Dad, by the way, the sign -o -pen,
it's behind your ear.
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Damn it.
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Enjoy the house, Dad.
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You've earned it. Yeah, relax, have a
beer, and take comfort in knowing that
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you've made a safe haven for the town's
greatest resource.
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It's children.
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Where's the pork chop?
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Where's the pork chop?
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Here it is.
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Whoa, gone again.
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That's fun, right, boy?
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Right?
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Hey,
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fun's a two -way street, you know.
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Hey, how'd the rest of your evening go?
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Everybody have enough fun?
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How was your night, Dad?
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Fun.
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Oh, shut up.
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So how'd it go with your Uncle Jimmy in
charge?
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It was okay, Dad.
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Of course, he was not nearly as good as
you.
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Really? Oh, yeah. You were totally
missed.
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You don't say.
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To the words, he's gone, let the fun
begin, ring a bell.
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You were eavesdropping?
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That was a private conversation between
me and everybody in the teen center.
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I'm the reason you guys have that place.
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How could you kick me out?
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Don't take this the wrong way, but
everybody hated you.
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They did?
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Why? Dad, you were on everybody's face
all night.
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Yeah, making sure everybody was getting
along, having a good time, not getting
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hurt. What were you thinking, Dad?
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You should have been like Uncle Jimmy.
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He just sits and talks on the phone with
girls and does his nails.
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Hey, let's just do our own thing.
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So you want someone who doesn't get
involved or give a damn?
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I can do that.
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I can do that in my sleep.
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We're sorry, Dad. If you want to come
back, like once a week or on certain
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holidays.
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No, no. You made your choice.
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Just don't come crying to me when
something goes wrong or somebody gets
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because Jimmy's too busy making dates.
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That won't happen.
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We'll see.
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Oh, Dad?
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Yeah? I probably should have said this
to you before, but I need 15 dozen
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cupcakes for the school bake sale
tomorrow.
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Me too.
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Take your time.
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Line it up.
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Should I shoot now?
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Oh, no, you gotta take your time.
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Now, the Akito watching a good break is
to stand close to your partner.
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That way, you may confer on your next
move.
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Hey, Chris, Tito won't get off the
pinball machine. You beat her up.
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Beat her up yourself.
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Okay.
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Aunt Bray.
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Uncle Jimmy was supposed to restock the
kitchen.
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Why don't we make a list and then
I'll... Can I get that back? What are
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you doing?
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Playing dark tag.
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You should go get your uncle.
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Where did you learn how to do this?
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Worked my way through college in a
Vietnamese nail salon.
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Hey, Uncle Jimmy, things are getting
kind of crazy out there. I wish I could
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join you, buddy, but I'm about to give
her a French tip.
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No, I mean bad crazy.
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As long as everybody's having a good
time, okay?
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Switch.
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Tina,
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you're hurting me.
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Somebody help!
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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It's jousting time.
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Sir Kyle of Savage, you're gonna spear
your royal butt.
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You friggin' wish.
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Guys, we gotta do something. Someone's
gonna get hurt.
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So?
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Then Dad will find out he was right and
we'll never hear the end of it. We gotta
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do something.
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Hey! On your mark!
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Shut up!
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What's wrong with you people?
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From now on, no fighting over the games,
no jousting, and no dart tag.
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And Kenny, turn down the guitar, man.
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A little calm and courtesy won't kill
you.
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We're in charge here now, and you're
going to follow our rules. Do I make
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clear?
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C -17.
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What?
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C -17.
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I loaded it in for emergency.
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Hey, hey, can you shut that off? It's
killing the mood in here. Oh, hi, Nick.
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Got everything under control, Jimmy?
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Well, as you can see, it's a slow night,
so... All in favor of rehiring
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Dad? Aye!
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Opposed? Nay!
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00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:59,550
Look, the point is, we want you back,
Dad.
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Yeah. Hmm.
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Nay!
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All those in favor of hanging out at the
house, getting pizza, and driving me
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crazy? Aye!
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Can we bring the air hockey table?
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As long as you sign it out.
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