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What are you boys doing?
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Writing something?
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You bored, Dad?
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Yeah.
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We're out of beer.
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We're making out our Christmas list.
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So you don't buy us any pajamas like
last time?
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You gotta wear something to bed.
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No, I don't.
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You want good stuff this year. Like
death stuff.
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All right, I'll bite.
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What's Death Stomp?
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It's a video game that lets you stomp
things to death.
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It's the highest toy this Christmas.
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Ironically, when it went on sale, three
people were stomped to death.
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That's wicked ironic.
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So you get us one, Dad?
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You know, boys, I've been giving it some
thought.
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Instead of going overboard on presents,
maybe this year we focus on the true
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meaning of Christmas.
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Just kidding. Give me your list.
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Chris. Cash.
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Sam.
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Cash.
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Jack.
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Cash.
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Or check.
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Whatever's easier.
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So that we can buy something nice for
you.
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Then basically, I'm buying my own
presents.
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And our girlfriend's presents.
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But without all the hustle and bustle.
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You know, this is all incredibly
thoughtful, but I've got a better idea.
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Why don't you boys get jobs? Then you
can pay for your own Christmas shopping.
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You should have said just kidding by
now.
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Why won't he pay it?
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Stores always hire extra people at
Christmas.
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Here's the Help Wanted ad.
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Happy holidays.
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Uh, you don't mean us, Dad, do you?
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Yeah, we're too young to get jobs.
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No, you're not.
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You can help me and the other firemen
collect toys for needy children.
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Oh, needy kids get stuff every year.
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How can they still be needy?
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Yeah, maybe this year they should learn
the true meaning of Christmas.
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They need cashiers at Burger Town.
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Nah, wait, you need a master's degree.
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Hey, the book nook would be a horrible
place for us to work.
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God, look.
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Christmas help needed at Heather and
Lace?
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The lingerie store that puts out a new
catalog every six weeks with special
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editions in January and June?
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You've heard of it.
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Can you imagine working there? The
salespeople are hot, the customers are
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even the mannequins are hot.
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Are there any benefits?
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I just told you the benefits.
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Are these people here for the job?
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I thought we were geniuses coming five
minutes early, but these people are
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geniuses.
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Well, we'd better get in line. Or get
rid of the line.
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Good morning, everybody. I'm store
manager Jack Travage.
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Thank you all for coming, but the jobs
have been filled.
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Damn! He's lying.
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I know. I'm acting, buttweed.
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But the Cracker Shack is hiring the
first, um, 11 people who apply.
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Thanks, mister.
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Let's go.
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You know, some of those people look like
they really need the jobs. I feel kind
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of... tingly inside.
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They better hire me, because I am not
leaving.
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Let's go over with the other donations.
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I know.
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I just wanted to see what my face felt
like with a big smile.
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Third pile's so much bigger than our
pile, Dad.
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I'm starting to feel like a needy kid.
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Can't we trade some of our stuff for
better stuff?
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Hey, it's not a game show. It's charity.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, it's being game station.
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Oh, this will look so great.
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In my truck, going to some poor kid's
house.
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Speaking of poor kids, Dad, when do we
get paid for helping you?
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When the job is done. Those gifts need
to get wrapped. Here.
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Green bows for boys, red bows for girls.
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I know it sounds like a lot of work, but
when you see the look on those kids'
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faces... We gotta see their faces?
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Just start wrapping.
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And no playing with the toys.
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Yes!
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Nothing but net.
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Thank you so much for hiring us.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. We will
not let you down.
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Phil, where do you want to first?
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Rod, Dong?
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Actually, you boys are going to be in
the heart of the operation.
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Step in to what I call the den of sin.
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Are we in the right place?
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You're just showing us where the
bathroom is, right?
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Then we go back to the big pink room
with the girls, right?
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Wrong. Sure looks a lot like a stock
room, Heather.
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That's because you're stock boys.
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Stock boys?
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You'll be in charge of unpacking,
refolding, tagging, detagging,
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stocking, stacking, and size retrieval.
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Oh, and emptying out the rat traps.
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If it's all the same to you, we'd really
like to help the customers put on their
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bras.
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break some four and a half hours.
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Look, can we at least eat in the
changing room?
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No.
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Why is it so hot in here?
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Yeah, it's the padded bras.
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They're like extra insulation.
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It is a zoo out there. Okay, I need a
purple push -up and 36 double D, small
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pink bustier and four black lace dummy
cups. Pronto!
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Can we please have some water?
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No.
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Now hurry up, I gotta have to... topless
women out there jumping up now for
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their bras.
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Well, why don't we just bring them
directly to the customers?
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No.
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All right, here you go. Purple push -up,
bustier, and demi -cups. Good job, Sam.
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Hi,
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boys.
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Hold these.
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Women are such pigs.
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Come on, guys. It's just a couple of
weeks.
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We're making money for Christmas.
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Plus, we get to lie to our friends about
how cool our jobs are.
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True. We are helping hot women.
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Yeah, they just don't know it. They
can't see them.
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Don't get your panties in a bunch.
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What? I was being positive.
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No, you're bunching up your panties.
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Oh, it's Angela. I forgot to tell her I
got a job.
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Don't. answer that. You can't tell her
that you work here. Why not?
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You've got your hands in women's
underwear all day.
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Girlfriends usually don't like that.
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She won't care.
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You think she'll care?
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Would you care if she had a job in the
Patriots locker room folding jock
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Yes, but I've never lied to her about
anything.
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Sam, very nice.
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He could fold my underwear any time.
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Okay, I need a good lie.
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You wrap so much better than I do.
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Oh, my God, G .J., look!
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Dad, stop.
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Open it.
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We can't. It's supposed to go to the
needy kids.
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Then why are you opening it?
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I don't know.
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I can't stop myself.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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Oh, my God.
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Dad, don't stab her.
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Good one, Dad.
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Yeah. Taunting us with other kids'
presents.
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That's funny stuff.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's back from the panty mines.
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Hey, you don't know pressure until
you've worked in a lingerie store.
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Yesterday, I jumped off a building with
my legs on fire.
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It's not a competition, Dad.
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Hi, Angela. Hi, Mr. Savage.
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Hey, I tried to call you earlier, but I
guess your phone was off. Did you get a
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job today?
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Yeah, yeah.
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What is it?
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A stock boy at the mall.
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What store?
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The Cracker Shack.
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I love that store.
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And now you get an employee discount.
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I do.
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This is perfect. I had my eye on that
Crackers of the World basket for Grammy
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Nana, but it was too expensive. But now
with your discount... No problem. I can
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get it for you.
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And the Cracker of the Month club for my
dad.
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I could shop for my whole family at that
one store. Why don't I go home and make
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you a list?
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That would be so great.
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You smell good, like lavender.
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New cracker flavor.
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That goes on my list.
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Great, now I have to invent a lavender
cracker.
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Okay, your turn to pin the bra on the
hat.
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Nailed her, pay up.
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What?
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No fair, you're wearing a see -through.
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Come on, you guys, Heather's going to
get mad at us.
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I need one of you on the sales floor.
We're swamped.
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Gee, who should I pick?
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The one with the bra on his head, the
one doing the hurtful impression of me,
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the quiet one doing his job?
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Hurtful impression?
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Okay, Sam, get to work.
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Wait, what am I supposed to do?
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Well, when a customer asks for
something, get it.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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I can do that.
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Excuse me. Yes? I just had breast
implants, and I don't know what my new
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is. Could you measure me?
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Uh, Heather?
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What is it, Sam?
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Um, measurements.
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It's the flame retardant that a snake
can't fight through.
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You're probably wondering what I do for
a living.
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None of my business.
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I'm a stripper.
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I know.
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You seem very uncomfortable, Sam.
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Maybe you should go back to the stock
room? No!
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No, not that. Please, just give me
another chance, okay?
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I'm a little shy, but most women find
that endearing.
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Most women aren't paying you $7 an hour
plus commission.
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I make commission?
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20 % of everything you sell.
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20 %?
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Uh, you know, that comes in rose, sea
foam, and amber, and it's modeled on
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17 by Giselle.
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I'm impressed.
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Believe me, I know your catalog like the
back of my hand.
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Stop it, Kyle.
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Thanks, TJ.
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You stopped being good, too.
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you just had to look.
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Which is over to regular TV.
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Not bad, you idiot.
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It's an ambulance taking old lady Riley
away again.
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I'm Nick Savage with Ladder 217.
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Look, Dad's on TV.
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Tis the season to be jolly.
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But not for some families.
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Donate a toy today.
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And help make sure every kid has a
present under their tree.
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He almost had me.
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No,
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come on, Kyle.
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You know what we have to do.
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Play with it until Christmas Eve and
then give it to charity?
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Sounds good to me.
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Dan, do you think my husband will like
this?
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Tell you what, if that doesn't knock his
socks off, I will personally come to
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your house and pull his socks off.
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That Teddy and Periwinkle?
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Home run.
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36C, right?
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How'd you do that?
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I'm in the zone.
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Fold these.
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Come on, guys, where's the stuff I asked
for? I need it now, pronto, pronto.
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You know, you're not the only salesgirl
on the floor.
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Just the whiniest.
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Hey, you guys are costing me
commissions.
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00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,150
Commissions? So not only do you get to
work with beautiful women, but your
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paychecks are better looking, too?
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Look, I know where you're coming from,
okay?
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I started off in the stockroom just like
you, but I worked my way out and... I'm
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sure that maybe one day you... I still
need those short shorts.
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I'm sick of him. He thinks he's God's
gift to underpan.
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00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:53,550
Just because we're crummy stock boys and
he gets a commission.
266
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:57,650
Maybe it's time someone put him out of
commission.
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Lunch. Right after lunch.
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Sam.
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You're not supposed to be out here.
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We just wanted to say we're sorry if we
cost you any commission.
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Yeah, to make it up to you, we pulled
your orders first.
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Tia can wait.
273
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,579
Hey, thanks, guys.
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Hey, I'll talk to Heather about getting
you guys a fan back there.
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00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,700
Hey, well, you should know you've
already got two fans back there.
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And remember, if you make a purchase of
$50, you'll receive this free CD of
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holiday music.
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Thongs for the season.
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Now we just sit back and watch the fun.
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Get out of the way, lady.
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I can't believe I just did that.
282
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:53,150
This is one baby doll daddy's gonna let
stay up late.
283
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,130
Angela! What are you doing here?
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00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:15,390
What are you doing here?
285
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,490
I got a text message to meet you at the
mall.
286
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:22,110
What? So I went to the Cracker Shack and
they've never even heard of you.
287
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,230
Really? That's odd.
288
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,470
And they don't sell lavender crackers.
289
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,230
Well, they're like Cuban cigars. You
know, you gotta know somebody.
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00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:40,210
And why are you wearing a button that
says, let's talk stockings? Do you work
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00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,210
here?
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00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:46,950
Look, Angela, I gotta be honest with
you.
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00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,390
Things did not work out at the Cracker
Shack.
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00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,750
Didn't tell you about this job because I
was worried that you'd think I was only
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00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,910
working here just to hit on women.
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00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,050
Sam, I would never think that.
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00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,670
Excuse me.
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00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:03,350
I don't appreciate you flipping your
phone number into my panties.
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00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:08,750
I don't know what she's talking about.
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00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:10,359
Call me.
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Sam Savage, 413 -205 -6108.
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What's going on, Sam?
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Nice coconut lady?
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00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,480
From me, Sam Savage?
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00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:26,740
I would never demean women like this.
Okay, I'm a professional bust and tushy
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consultant.
307
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,420
Not anymore.
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00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:33,060
Take your idiot brothers with you.
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00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,540
Works for me.
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00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:41,180
You can't fire us because... I just...
No, let me finish.
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00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,840
You can't fire us because we... Get out!
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00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,560
I'd really like to finish the sentence.
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00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,160
If she fires us, we get unemployment.
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00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,540
Because we're fired!
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00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:04,540
Next time we get fired, we've got to
remember our jacket.
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00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,380
Sam, are you still mad at us?
317
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,270
You mean for getting me fired and almost
costing me my girlfriend?
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00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,830
Let me think. Yeah!
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00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:19,790
I think someone needs to get his
Christmas present a little early.
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00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:27,110
Thanks for the season. You bought this
for me?
321
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,090
Actually, we stole an entire carton of
them.
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00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,010
Our Christmas shopping is done.
323
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,300
I feel terrible. I didn't steal anything
for you.
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00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:45,960
Stick your girl in something scanty. Fa
-la -la -la -la -la -la -la. We suggest
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a see -through panty. Fa -la -la -la -la
-la -la -la.
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00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,960
I'm about five minutes along with the
desktop.
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00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,720
I've said my goodbyes.
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00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:02,880
Is that a remote -controlled tank?
329
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,520
Hold your legs.
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00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,560
Hi, son.
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00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,460
Dropping off another present?
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00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,620
Yep. There's some poor kid who doesn't
have a brother to play with.
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00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:21,040
By the way, don't tell TJ, but I got him
Death Stomp for Christmas.
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