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Okay, boys.
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Paul is here.
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And you know what that means.
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Time to throw out the rakes.
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Nope.
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Time to get rid of last year's leaves.
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Make room for the new ones.
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Why can't you stay and help us?
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Oh, I'd like to. I really would. But
unfortunately, I'm a fireman and...
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don't take weekends off.
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And? They don't do drugs.
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That's right.
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Hey, Nick.
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Ready to hit the links there?
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Hey, the greens are really dry this time
of year.
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They could burst into flames at any
second.
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Nice try, Dad. Grab a rake.
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Hey, you too, Uncle Jimmy.
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Put that down.
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All right.
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How much do you think this job is worth?
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Ten bucks an hour?
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Yeah, totally.
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Well, that's what I'm saving by having
you guys do it.
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Have fun, boys.
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I wasn't really going to break.
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Yeah, sure you weren't.
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Tree stalk.
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Hey, if we... Towards the backyard, we'd
never have to rake again.
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You know, guys, instead of complaining
about cleaning up the yard, why don't we
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just play rake ball?
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I call good rake. Kyle, go get the ball.
We'll set up the goals.
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All right, let's pick teams. I'll take
Cotton.
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I'll take TJ.
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I'll take the dog.
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Why does the dog always get picked
before me?
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can do that.
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for my collection.
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This is a first -class caning.
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Hey, guys.
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Dad's gonna be home in a couple hours.
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Yeah. Better get back to our game.
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We can't.
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That ball was our last one.
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She swiped all of them.
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You mean she's totally de -balled this
family?
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Yeah, I had to go grab that one out of
Dad's room.
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That wasn't a ball from his bureau, was
it?
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Oh, you moron!
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That was Dad's game ball from his high
school championship.
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Didn't you notice the little plaque with
the writing on it?
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I don't have time to read stuff.
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We better get that ball back from old
Lady Riley before Dad gets home.
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What, you mean actually talk to her?
Like, face to face?
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I heard if she bites you, you turn into
an old lady too.
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I heard she keeps a jar of kids' teeth
in her kitchen.
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Look, I'll make it real simple for you.
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You can either lose your teeth to her or
to Dad.
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The choice is yours.
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Let's go.
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Okay.
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Let me do the talking. She likes me. I
used to be her paper boy.
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Where's my papers, crony?
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Good day, young lady.
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Is your mother home?
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Okay, I'll get right to the point. That
ball you took from us? Which you were
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absolutely right to do. That ball
happened to be very special to our
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Who's dying?
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In about an hour.
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So we hope that you can find it in the
goodness of your sweet, wrinkled heart
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give it back to us.
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Please, Mrs.
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Wiley.
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What's in it for me?
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The good feeling inside that comes from
doing the right thing.
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What else you got?
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We could come in and listen to you tell
us boring stories.
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Old people like that, right?
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Get your paws off me!
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You want your ball back?
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Yes. Rake my yard.
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Deal.
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Mow the grass, stack the firewood, and
clean up that gum.
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What gum?
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Okay, we're done.
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Can we have our ball now?
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Who are you?
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Are you robbers? Please, don't rob me.
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What? No.
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But the guys could just clean your yard.
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I'm an old woman. I have trouble
remembering things.
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I have to lay down.
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He's faking.
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Hey, we had a deal.
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that by calling her names.
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Excuse me, Mrs. Riley, I'm really sorry
about what my little brother said.
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I think elderly people have a lot of
wisdom that my generation...
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She's a mean old hag and we're sweet
young kids.
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We're natural enemies.
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Kind of like you and girls?
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Yeah, or like you and literacy.
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Hey, you guys didn't rake the yard. Hey,
Nick, before you start yelling, can I
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finish this chili here?
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh, thanks.
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Scream away.
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I've had it with you guys.
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I'm tired of having the worst yard in
the neighborhood.
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She was in Chile.
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It's like chocolate pudding.
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With meat in it.
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I'm sorry, go ahead.
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Look how nice Mrs. Riley's yard looks.
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And she's an old lady and walks with a
cane.
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That's not all she does with it.
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For your information, we rigged her
yard.
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You? Shut up!
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I don't want her taking credit for our
hard work. It's bad enough she takes
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Dad's game ball.
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No more cough talking.
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How did Mrs. Riley get my state
championship ball?
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Well, we were playing this game, rake
ball.
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Rake ball!
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Just to loosen up for raking. And your
ball went over the fence, and she told
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that if we did a bunch of chores, she'd
give it back, but she didn't.
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What the hell were you doing using my
ball?
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It wasn't me. Kyle took it from your
room.
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It was Chris's idea to play.
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Sam's the one who hit it over. That's
because Jack took the good rake. If you
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weren't so busy trying to show up the
dog, it would have never gone away.
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Shut up.
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I don't care whose fault it was. You're
all to blame.
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But mainly Sam, right?
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Get out there and rake the yard.
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And take the shovels, because I don't
want to see you until it starts snowing.
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You guys know what that ball meant to
me. That was my greatest moment in high
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school.
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I broke the scoring record.
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We won the championship.
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Hey, got to ride in a parade with Miss
Clam Chowder.
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And her quart of oysters, huh?
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You guys have no respect for me or my
stuff.
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You know what?
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I don't even want to look at your faces
right now.
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Come on, Jimmy, let's go get a beer.
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Yeah, good idea.
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Gotta wash this meaty pudding taste out
of my mouth.
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I didn't want to say anything.
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This is my science project.
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Uncle Jimmy's disturbed the larva.
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Boy, Dad's really mad at us.
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Yeah, maybe we should just do what he
told us to do in the first place and
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the yard.
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Nah, it's too late.
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We'll just have to let the yard go till
next fall.
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Stupid old lady Riley.
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Look at her out there with her stupid
old lady purse.
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Getting into her stupid old lady car.
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With her stupid old lady blinker on.
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You hear that? She's leaving.
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This is our chance to get Dad's ball
back.
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What are you suggesting? We break into
Mrs. Riley's house and steal the ball?
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Oh, Sam, you can't steal something if
it's already yours.
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Okay, but it's still breaking in. It's
not breaking in if no one catches us.
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Come on, Sam.
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This is our chance to make Dad proud.
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By burglarizing an elderly woman's
house?
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Hey, it's not burglarizing if we're not
wearing masks.
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No more rationalizing. Sam, it's not
rationalizing if it's true, okay?
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Whatever, let's just rob the old bag.
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Watch the decorative bells, jerk butt.
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Oh, man, this place smells like a deep
museum.
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Hey, candy.
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All right, let's split up and look for
the ball.
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I'll take Kyle. I'll take TJ.
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Oh, come on.
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Look at all this creepy stuff.
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I can't find my body.
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Did you take it?
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Why is there a couch in a sandwich
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bag?
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Nothing in her bedroom except for a
closet full of fuzzy slippers and
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pants.
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Oh, man, she left her mouth here.
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Hey, Kyle, ten bucks says you don't put
them in your mouth.
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Huh?
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God, she's got like every toy we've ever
owned.
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It's my old MC Hammer kite.
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Jack, isn't this your pretty pony
frisbee? Give me that.
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We'll take the bird as hostage.
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I smell young people.
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Ringing.
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I can hear him from the phone.
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Still ringing.
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Still heading for the...
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A friend of yours here wants to say
hello.
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Say something, you dumb bird.
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your dog.
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If you eat our dog, we'll pull the
plastic off your couch and sit on it
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pants.
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Who are you talking to, boys?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Oh, well, that answers that.
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It's old lady Riley's dad. We broke into
her house to get your ball back, but we
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ended up kidnapping your bird. Now she's
got her dog and she wants to eat it.
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That does it.
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This thing has gone far enough.
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Nobody terrorizes my kids but me.
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Yeah, that's right, Dad. She's not our
father. You are.
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Yeah, we love you, Dad. Yeah, who does
she think she is, stealing your ancient
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memories?
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What are you going to do, Dad?
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It's time somebody gave old lady Riley
the bird.
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But it's okay for you to yank off a body
part?
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It's an artificial leg, and he yanked it
off.
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gonna have to be straight with him.
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Buenos dias.
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Oh, Mrs. Riley.
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Yes, it's here.
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Of course we're taking good care of you.
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What?
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Okay, fair enough.
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I'll meet you there.
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What'd she want?
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She wants to bake us a pie.
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I wouldn't eat that pie, Dad.
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There is no pie, Chris.
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Give me that.
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Hold on, I'm not done carving my name in
her shin.
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Well, hurry up.
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As much as we may hate her, this is
still part of a human being.
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Your brother's right.
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As much fun as it is, we should still
have respect for her infirmity.
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Maybe this little misunderstanding could
be the beginning of a whole new
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relationship for all of us.
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I'd like that.
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Now get off my lawn!
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I'm glad you got your ball back, Dad.
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Sorry I hit it into her yard. No, it was
my fault. I took the good rake.
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It was my idea to play the game.
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I'm the one who went and got the ball
out of your room. No, I'm the most
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Dad. I knew they were wrong, and I kept
silent.
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Here, let me put it back in its case
where it belongs. Eh, what good's a ball
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a case when we could use it to play a
rake ball?
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Wasn't I bored?
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Yeah. Which one are you, Dad?
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Afro, mutton chops, goggles. How can you
not recognize me?
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Whoa, check out the cheerleader, third
to the left.
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Oh, man.
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I didn't know Chewbacca was in a movie
before Star Wars.
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Nick's first love.
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Hey, Dad, you want us to bring you a
beer?
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Yeah, thanks.
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