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We should have killed him when we had
the chance. Now he's going to kill us.
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I've got to go to the bathroom.
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We're in the bathroom.
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I can't go with people watching.
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This is ridiculous.
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You're five grown men.
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Okay, sit.
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How did we get ourselves into these
messes?
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Oh, look, there's giant Jimmy Neutron.
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And giant Bart Simpson and giant Spider
-Man and giant... Okay, they're all
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giant. Got it.
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Hey, did you know that each balloon
contains 12 ,000 cubic feet of helium
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takes two dozen people to control it?
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You listen to parade commentators. You
learn things.
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It'd be so cool if all those balloons
started coming alive and killing
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everybody.
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Oh, there's Santa.
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Hey, guys.
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Me and Angela are just going to be out
on the front porch kissing.
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Hold my call.
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What a jerk.
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I'm going to put all his calls through.
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You know, Sam, you don't have to tell
your brothers every time we're going to
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kiss. Yeah, I do.
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This is the first time in 15 years that
they've envied me.
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But you're captain of the Mascoteers and
treasurer of the ping pong club.
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Those titles don't generate the kind of
envy you'd think.
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Oh, I almost forgot. My mother asked if
you wanted to come over for Thanksgiving
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dinner. I know it's short notice, but...
I wish I could, but... See, my dad's
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got this thing about Thanksgiving.
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Every year we watch the Three Stooges
Marathon on TV and have a turkey dinner
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the meatery.
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The gay bar?
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No, that's le meatery.
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But, uh, tell your mom I said thanks.
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It'd be nice to see what a normal family
Thanksgiving is like.
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I don't think our families are that
different.
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Has anyone in your family ever fought
the dog over a drumstick?
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Or put a turkey carcass on their head
and said they were the Pope of
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Thanksgiving?
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Okay, you win.
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Are you sure you can't come over?
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I just couldn't do that to my dad.
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That's so sweet.
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Oh, what time should I be there?
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Really? Well, what about your dad?
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He's got four other kids. He won't even
notice I'm gone.
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely. It'll be fine. Let's kiss.
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You're abandoning the family on
Thanksgiving?
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You know it's my favorite holiday.
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That's because you don't have to buy us
presents.
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Yes, but it's more than that.
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After your mother split, I wanted to
create a day that would be just for us
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guys, with no outside distractions.
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Two minutes to suges.
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Give me the remote.
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Why don't I invite Angela's family over
here?
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You're joking, right?
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What? You ashamed of us?
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Well, yeah.
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I can barely stand eating here.
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Tell you what, Sam.
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If you and Angela are still together
next Thanksgiving... What? Why wouldn't
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be? Did she say something?
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Oh, yeah. Me and Angela are always
gossiping.
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Come on, Sam.
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You don't want to miss me doing the Pope
of Thanksgiving. Yeah.
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Come on. It's holiday classic.
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Please, Dad. I promise I'll stay home
for Christmas, New Year's, even Father's
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Day.
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Please? You want to have dinner with
complete strangers instead of your own
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family, then by all means, go.
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Thanks.
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I was being sarcastic.
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I know, but you said yes.
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You're really bailing on us, huh? I'm
not bailing on you. I'm just celebrating
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Thanksgiving with my new family.
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He's dead to me.
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Kyle. Dead!
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He's still your brother.
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No, he's not.
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He's Angela's brother now.
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Oh, Stooges are on. Yeah!
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Spread out, knuckleheads. It's time for
the Channel 37 Three Stooges
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Thanksgiving Marathon.
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I've enjoyed saying that for the past 15
years, but now we're starting a whole
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new Thanksgiving tradition.
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Huh?
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It's the Designing Women Marathon.
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Designing women?
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About four middle -aged ladies.
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Who hit each other with hammers?
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I'm afraid not.
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Somebody poke my eyes out!
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And my ears!
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I can't believe it's Thanksgiving and
we've got no Sam and no Stooges. We're
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down four loved ones.
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Come on, we still got dinner at the
meatery.
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You mean the meatery.
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Oops.
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I'm gonna have to change that
reservation.
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Come on, boys, let's get dressed for the
restaurant. I want you to look nice.
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Hey, Dad, why do we have to get dressed
up?
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We're gonna be sitting at a table.
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Yeah, no one will see us from here down.
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We really don't even need pants.
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I'm not having the no pants at dinner
discussion again. Now get upstairs and
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dressed.
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Five alarm fire.
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Great. Well, you boys can still go to
dinner.
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Here's a little extra for a movie.
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Sorry, boys.
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Really wanted this to be a great
Thanksgiving.
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Should we see that movie about the
haunted hot tub that sucks people in by
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hair? Yeah, the suckening.
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Poor Dad.
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Yeah, his big day gets trashed, and now
he's got to go stand in fire.
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Yeah,
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poor Dad.
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Let's go to the movies.
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Hey, why don't we surprise Dad by making
Thanksgiving dinner?
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Yeah, we can have it ready tonight by
the time he gets home from work. Yeah,
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we could surprise him with a big bucket
of popcorn from the movies.
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Thanksgiving licorice.
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Come on, guys. Every year, Dad tries to
make Thanksgiving special for us. So
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this year, the least we can do is make
it special for him.
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Technically, the least we can do is
nothing, Buzz.
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So you decide.
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Nothing or a movie.
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Hmm. Let's vote. Who wants to make
Thanksgiving dinner for Dad?
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Who wants to go to the movies?
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Ow! Ow!
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You made the right decision.
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Sam, you know my parents? Hello, Mr. and
Mrs. Anderson.
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Good to see you again. Hello, Sam.
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Samuel. And this is my dad's brother,
Uncle Bob.
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Sammy boy.
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Pow.
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And my grandmother, Grammy Nana.
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Excuse me?
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We call her Grammy Nana.
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Hello, Grammy Nana.
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Grammy Nana.
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What did I say?
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Never mind, dear. Just sit down.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Everything matches.
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Oh, look, Angela, my napkin's shaped
like a turkey.
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Thanks for noticing, Sam. Each one took
me three hours, and... Oh! Those
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are just... They're just the show
napkins.
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We use the ones underneath.
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Smooth. the move, ex -lax.
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Sorry. Napkins at my house usually come
in the bag with the food.
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I have noticed quite a few food delivery
vehicles at your house. One time your
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pizza man accidentally rang our
doorbell. Remember, sweetheart?
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Oh, yes.
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What a night.
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Well, let's get started.
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All right.
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Oh, I mean, let's get... started saying
what we're thankful for.
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Oh, sorry.
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Nice play, Shakespeare.
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It's okay, Sam.
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Why don't I get the ball rolling?
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I'm thankful for my wonderful, loving
family and for this bountiful meal that
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we're so fortunate to share on this
glorious day.
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And I'm also thankful for my family.
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especially Angela, who brought us this
young man who is so delightful,
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and hungry.
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Your turn, Sam. Oh, okay.
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Well, first, I'm thankful you're not mad
about the napkin thing.
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And to be welcomed into this wonderful,
clean home with real silverware, not
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plastic, and the butter in its own dish,
and the candles that smell like
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cranberry.
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Perfect. family who would never put a
turkey carcass on their head.
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Oh, I'm also thankful for... Before
Christmas, Sam.
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In conclusion, thank you for showing me
the true meaning of family Thanksgiving.
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Oh, your turn, Bob.
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Well, I'm just thankful this guy's done
talking. Let's eat.
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Okay, I found a website that shows us
how to cook a turkey. So we'll be ready
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when Jack and Kyle get back from the
storm.
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The National Turkey Council, in
conjunction with the International
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Federation, presents Thanksgiving Safety
Tips for Gobble
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Gobble Day.
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Hi.
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I'm Officer Steve Cox.
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The whole world loves Thanksgiving,
isn't that right, Mindy?
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Well, actually, in my country... But
would they still love it if they knew
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their turkey was stuffed with... death?
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That's right.
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I said... death.
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If you don't properly thaw your bird,
you could get so thick, you could spend
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your entire holiday season on top of...
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The kitchen toilet.
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And your Thanksgiving holiday will be...
Down
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the drain.
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What the hell was that?
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Take it out.
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Slowly.
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Easy.
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Now that's what I call a safely cooked
turkey.
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby.
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You too, Steve.
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I'll pick a cox.
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That would be so cool to have a toilet
in the kitchen.
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The grocery store was out of turkey, so
we had to get one somewhere else.
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Where'd you get that?
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Turkey farm out on Route 20. He was the
only one left.
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Poor fella.
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Nobody picked him for Thanksgiving.
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That means he would have gotten to live.
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It's ill -embarrassing.
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How are we supposed to cook it? I'm not
killing him. Me neither.
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Here. We'll fill him full of cough
syrup, wait till he falls asleep, and
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throw him in the oven.
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And cook him alive?
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That's real humane.
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Oh, he'll be so doped up he won't even
care.
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Hey there, little buddy.
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What's that?
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You've got a cough?
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No.
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There's got to be a nicer way to do it.
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Aw, why don't you hug him to death?
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Why don't you hug my butt?
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I'll hug it with my foot up it.
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I'd like to see you try.
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So would I. Then do it.
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You do it.
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You want me to put your foot up my butt?
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Hey, where'd the turkey go?
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sound like that? They sound like this.
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Both wrong.
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It's more like... Yeah, that is pretty
good.
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Sounds like he's over there.
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Ow! Oh, something bit me.
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Oh, you're such a...
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Needless indicuts, to be precise.
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Wow. Can I give thanks again?
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No, it's not necessary. Your constant
thanks is thanks enough.
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Hey, take it easy, Sammy. Yeah, this
isn't a thing thing.
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Sorry. At my house, I sit next to the
dog, and he's always trying to steal
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off my plate.
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You eat on the floor?
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No,
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the dog sits at the table.
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Actually, he's the only one that chews
with his mouth closed.
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I hate dogs.
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I was once mauled by a collie.
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More gravy?
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Wow, is this a gravy boat?
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Yes, but don't let the name fool you.
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It can also be used for sauces.
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Wow, my brothers could see me using a
gravy boat.
256
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They'd be impressed.
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No, they'd beat me to a pulp.
258
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Sounds pretty rough and tumble, as they
say on the TV crime programs.
259
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,040
Hey, Skipper, how about sending the
gravy boat down to the next port, huh?
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Was this really made in 1776?
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That's right.
262
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,020
It's been in our family for over 200
years.
263
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Wow. Must be worth a fortune.
264
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Oh, it is.
265
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And you're probably wondering why it
isn't at my house.
266
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really thought about it, sir.
267
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:25,540
Bob, don't. The boy's demanding the
truth. And that's what he's gonna get.
268
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Oh, God, here we go.
269
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If I'd given it to you, you would have
lost it in one of your divorces or
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it for opium.
271
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Don't listen to her, Sam. She's a liar.
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Go ahead.
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Ask her if she's a liar.
274
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She'll say no.
275
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:46,680
Sam, would you have given something so
valuable to a thrice -divorced opium
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fiend? Would you, Sam?
277
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,700
I... This isn't about the gravy boat,
Bob.
278
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,520
This is about me marrying Jeff instead
of you.
279
00:16:56,860 --> 00:17:01,400
Judy, don't. Yes, Judy, please don't. It
needs to be said. We can't all pretend
280
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it doesn't exist.
281
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Like Eleanor.
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God, thank you, Judy. You promised you
wouldn't bring up Eleanor today.
283
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,119
Who's Eleanor?
284
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,179
Sam, don't.
285
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,640
Eleanor is Nana's roommate.
286
00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:21,710
For the last... time. We are just
sharing expenses.
287
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And a bed.
288
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Oh.
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That's it. Give me back my damn boat.
290
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It's a gift. It's ours.
291
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:35,730
Enough. I'm putting the gravy boat back
in the hutch. You mean the same hutch
292
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that was supposed to be my wedding gift?
293
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,270
She was 16.
294
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It was Thailand. Things are different
there.
295
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And it was. I'm so sorry.
296
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,200
Angela. It's my fault. I should have
told you not to mention the gravy boat.
297
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,960
Do you want to go back to my house?
298
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,220
I never thought I'd say this, but it
might be a bit more civilized.
299
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,110
See that babe standing outside in her
bra?
300
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,910
Jimmy, her home burned down.
301
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:39,190
I'm not saying it's not tragic. I'm just
saying, wowee, wow, wow.
302
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:01,650
There's nothing out here.
303
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:07,210
What, was there a burglar in the house?
No, it was a burglar.
304
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Happy Thanksgiving, Dad.
305
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,280
Yeah, when you're two feet tall and
weigh 175 pounds, you're just asking for
306
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,560
Give me a drumstick, Dad, so I can bite
Henley.
307
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,540
You know, at Angela's house, they all
say what they're thankful for.
308
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,160
Okay. Jack, why don't you start?
309
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,840
Um, I'm thankful for... Girls.
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Girls. Girls. Girls.
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This girl.
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00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,260
You liking this girl?
313
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between armpit fart and regular fart.
314
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,110
We'll come back to you.
315
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:14,670
You know what I'm thankful for?
316
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That I have five sons who would do
something as stupid as steal a turkey so
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I could have a happy Thanksgiving.
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And girls.
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00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,330
That's the gravy.
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00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:28,870
Regular fart.
321
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:30,650
Definitely regular fart.
322
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,360
Officer Steve Cox here with another
Thanksgiving safety tip.
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00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,500
Turkeys are loaded with a drug called
tryptophan.
324
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:47,380
On the street, it's sometimes known as
trip, purple poultry dust, crystal
325
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giblets, and one other name I can't
remember.
326
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In small doses, it is harmless.
327
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:59,900
But if you pig out, you could be eating
dessert in hell.
328
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Just ask Misty here.
329
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,520
Happy holidays to you too.
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