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Let's watch Bikini Space Patrol 2.
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Man, I haven't seen Bikini Space Patrol
1. I'm going to be totally lost.
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See those girls in bikinis?
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Yeah. They patrol space.
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Won't they get cold?
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They better.
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Hey, Sam, want to watch a movie?
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No, I can't. I've got a date with
Angela.
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Bikini Space Patrol.
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I've got ten minutes.
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Hey, boys. Hey, Dad.
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What are you watching?
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Space documentary.
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Houston, we have a bikini problem.
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Uh -huh.
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Let's watch something we can all enjoy.
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Golf? Not just golf. The Road to the
Masters, 1975.
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Come on, we can watch it together.
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That sounds great, Dad.
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We'll be in the kitchen.
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He's driving me insane.
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Ever since he stopped working Friday
nights, he keeps coming here.
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He needs a hobby or something to get him
out of the house.
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We can sign Dad up for a karate class.
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Then he can beat people up.
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Break boards with his head.
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Oh, man, now I want to go.
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You guys are missing the obvious. What
Dad needs is a woman.
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Every man needs a good woman.
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I mean, Angela's my rock.
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She's my shining light, my only reason.
You've been dating for a week.
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No, Sam makes a good point. If he can
find a woman, anybody can.
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That's not what I said. Yes, it is.
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Well, Dad's not going to meet anybody
sitting on the couch.
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And the only women he meets at work are
usually on fire.
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Guys, you're missing all the action. Lee
Trevino's hat just blew off.
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We've got to find him a woman.
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Ha ha, he's chasing it.
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Facts.
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So many dating sites.
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Why am I wasting my time with school
dances when I can get a beautiful
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woman mailed to my front door?
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All right, now remember, this is for
Dad, so make sure and pick a legitimate
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dating site.
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Here's one called Legitimate Dating.
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Perfect.
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Hey, that guy looks just like Uncle
Jimmy.
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It is.
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Click on him.
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6615.
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Sensitive, athletic, and, well, as you
can see, clean as a cat.
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But I haven't been fixed.
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Uh -oh. He's starting to stand up.
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Quick, get off.
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Quick, get off!
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That was great, Angela. I really had a
lot of fun. Where'd you go?
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Nowhere. Doll show.
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There were male dolls there, too.
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By the way, you find a girlfriend for
dad?
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Working on it.
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I found a different site.
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Cupid's couple.
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Find your soulmate with one easy click?
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Where? Cupid's dumper seems to be
glowing.
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Click that.
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Okay, so we've got to describe dad.
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Well, he's tall.
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He's got a truck.
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He's got lots of hair.
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In his nose.
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He's rugged, he's muscular, a man's man.
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Hey.
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You're a different kind of man's man.
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Yeah, the kind that likes dolls.
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I don't like dolls.
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But I love doll shows.
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Man's man. Got it.
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Now we have to send him a picture.
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Hey, don't we have a picture of Dad
winning the Medal of Valor?
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Oh, yeah.
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Under the menu from Signor Pizza.
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Perfect. That metal will cover the mole
on his neck.
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I'll scan this and upload it with Dad's
bio.
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So, what do I got to do to be a man's
man? Grow a beard?
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Can you?
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Sure.
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You want rugged? You got rugged, baby.
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Oh, great. I left my mittens at the doll
show.
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What a terrible time to remember that.
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Man, it's been three days. This beard is
driving me crazy.
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I look like a bum.
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You're kidding, right?
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There's nothing there.
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It's because I have blonde hair. Plus,
with the way the light's hitting it, and
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technically you're a woman.
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Hey, I got some more responses for Dad's
ad.
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This one looks like a donkey, but she's
got a speedboat.
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She stays.
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Hey, this one's hot.
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Yeah, but she describes herself as a
real homebody.
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Oh, then they'll both be here Friday
night.
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She's out.
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This one has bigger biceps than Dad.
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Yeah, but she drives a cool car.
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A transgender's not a car.
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Well, the rest of these look pretty
good.
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Okay, so we'll pick the five best and
we'll have them come to a restaurant so
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Dad can check them out. What if Dad
doesn't want to do it?
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Who cares what Dad wants?
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This is about our happiness.
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He won't know. He'll think we're going
to eat. And if there just happens to be
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some single attractive ladies there...
Or a donkey with a speedboat... Bam!
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Cupid dumps a big load of love right in
Dad's heart.
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All right, ladies. Our dad will be here
any minute.
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And if you like what you see, don't be
afraid to let him know.
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Dad, here's our favorite hero.
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I'm surprised you boys picked this
place. It's nice.
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Yeah.
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I really should have shaved.
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Oh, Dad, I dropped my fork. Can you pick
it up for me?
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Dad, I should look around for our
waiter.
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Big smile.
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Oh, Dad, you didn't look right over
there by the lady in the purple dress?
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You like her?
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I don't know her.
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Well, you smiled at her.
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You told me to.
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She smiled back.
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She was being polite.
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Now, how do you know? Maybe she's
looking for companionship and tired of
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scene. You know who else is smiling at
you?
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Her.
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And I bet she has a speedboat.
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From the lady in yellow. She says she's
shaking and hopes that you're stirred.
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Dad the stud.
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I bet she enjoys old movies and clog
dancing.
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Compliments of tables four, seven, nine,
and twelve.
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All right, what the hell is going on
here?
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What? Your total catch?
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A rugged fireman.
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A real man's man.
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Why wouldn't you be hit on by every
woman in this restaurant?
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Start talking, Peach Buzz.
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Okay, we put your picture on a dating
website.
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I'm on the internet?
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We took that picture of you wearing the
medal, and we changed it from saying
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local hero to lonely hero.
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Man, this is so humiliating.
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No, it's not.
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Uncle Jimmy's in a bathtub.
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upstairs to the bar where there are no
kids allowed.
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You boys go home and get me off the
internet.
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Well, here's your dad.
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So, what do we do with them?
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Congratulations, ladies.
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You've all made it to the next round.
Good night.
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Give me a beer.
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What's the score?
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Celtics are down by two.
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Shoot, you idiot!
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God!
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You told him to shoot it, I heard.
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Hey.
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Have I seen your picture somewhere?
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Internet dating service.
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You're that fireman, right? You won the
Medal of Valor.
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Oh. Yeah, that's me.
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Nick Savage.
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Hero.
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Maggie Harris.
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DJ.
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Maggie in the morning?
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Classic Rock 102.
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I listen to you all the time.
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Hey, who won the Motley Crue dune buggy?
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Station manager.
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He also won the Led Zeppelin jet ski.
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Well, as long as it was fair.
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You've been everywhere.
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I think I've been out of Massachusetts
twice.
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Once because I was lost.
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Compared to you, my life is boring.
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Oh, you're not boring.
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Come on, you've got great stories. You
are so funny.
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And don't forget, I'm a hero. See?
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Yeah, sometimes I wouldn't mind a little
boring.
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You know, a house, kids, a dog.
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When you say some kids, you mean like,
oh, I don't know, five?
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Uh, two.
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Seems like the perfect number.
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Well, I gotta be honest with you.
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I have kids.
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Oh, yeah?
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How many?
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Two.
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Why are we staying up to get yelled at?
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Yeah, we should be in bed pretending
we're asleep.
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Evening, boys.
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Sweet. He's loaded.
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I'm not drunk.
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I'm smitten.
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Smitten? He's slurring his words.
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I met a woman.
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And we didn't need the Internet. We met
the old -fashioned way.
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In a bar.
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All right.
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So, are you going to see her again?
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Tomorrow night.
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And we can count you being gone from
seven to... Nine. She has to be up
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Now, hold on a sec. We're overlooking
one amazing fact.
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Dad got a second date.
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Yeah, they usually start running when
you tell them about us.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm going to hit the sack.
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You did tell her about us.
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Of course I did. I looked her right in
the eye and said, I have kids. Good
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night.
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You told her you have five kids?
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More or less.
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Which is it? Less.
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How many less? Okay, I told her I had
two kids.
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Two? Oh, come on, you guys. I couldn't
throw the number five at her.
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I mean, everything was going great, and
she said two was the perfect number, so
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I went with it.
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You know, Dad, it's all right. We get
it.
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Yeah, I'd probably do the same thing if
I was desperate for a woman.
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Once I told the cafeteria lady that you
died just so I can get some extra mac
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and cheese.
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Now, you see, I get that.
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So the fact that I only mentioned two of
you doesn't mean I love the other three
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any less. Good night.
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Wait.
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You mentioned two of us specifically?
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Not specifically.
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Randomly. Which two?
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I think it was Sam and TJ.
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Sam and TJ?
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You randomly told her about the smart
one and the cute one?
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Their names were shorter.
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I didn't want to drag it out with Chris
and Jack
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and... Kyle?
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Come on, give Dad a break.
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It was his first date.
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Naturally, he'd want to lead with his
best stuff.
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His, uh, A material.
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The big guns.
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No way. He was saving the best for last.
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Weren't you, Dad?
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Dad?
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Oh, sorry. I thought we were done.
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Can't you leave Dad alone?
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Can't you be happy for him? I mean, he's
found a woman. He has two wonderful
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kids.
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We're all still brothers.
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Are we, Dad?
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And are you still our father?
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Because to tell you the truth, I'm a
little confused.
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All right, all right.
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You made your point.
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I'm sorry.
261
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,700
I'll tell her about Ollie tomorrow
night.
262
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:12,100
I already told her about you.
263
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,820
I thought I was the cute one.
264
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,320
Did you tell her?
265
00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,540
Jeez.
266
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,980
You guys scared me.
267
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,140
Boys should be asleep.
268
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,400
Answer the question.
269
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,120
For your information, I did tell her.
And you know why?
270
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,120
Because you're good kids.
271
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,580
And you're far more important to me than
any woman will ever be.
272
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,520
It's Maggie.
273
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,620
Say hi to her. No, give me that.
274
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,850
Yeah, yeah, I had fun, too. I'll call
you later. Bye.
275
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,810
No, you hang up first.
276
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,370
I'll hang up first. Bye.
277
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,290
I can explain.
278
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,510
Sick of your lies, mister.
279
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:07,710
Sick!
280
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:11,790
Hey, you're the ones wanting me to find
a woman. We wanted you out of the house,
281
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,230
but we didn't want to get killed off.
282
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,730
I didn't kill you off. I pretended you
never existed.
283
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,730
Oh, come on. Don't you get it?
284
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,700
If I say five, she says bye.
285
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:24,540
Five, bye.
286
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,300
No, she's going to find out sooner or
later. Then I choose later. Later's
287
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,300
working.
288
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:36,660
Hey, come on. Let me make it up to you.
Here's 63 bucks.
289
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,760
We don't want your money.
290
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,340
We want recognition.
291
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,620
Just like Sam and PJ.
292
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:50,420
You're right.
293
00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:51,890
I have five sons.
294
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:55,310
If she can't handle it, then that's her
problem.
295
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,070
No more lies.
296
00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:02,450
Maggie, I'd like you to meet my sons,
Sam and TJ.
297
00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:11,950
I'm so glad to finally meet you guys.
Every time I'd bring you up, your dad
298
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:12,950
would change the subject.
299
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,870
I was beginning to think he didn't have
any kids.
300
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,440
Look at him in there, laughing.
301
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,380
I knew Dad would find him out taking Sam
and TJ to get flu shots.
302
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,840
Man, I can't wait to hear how Dad lied
his way out of this when he gets home.
303
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,460
Why wait till he gets home?
304
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,280
I'm hungry now.
305
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,360
Hungry for revenge?
306
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,040
Yes.
307
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,870
And the cheesecake looks pretty good.
308
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,430
Hey, I brought you guys something.
309
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,410
Rock 102 Rock Walk Pit. Cool.
310
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,190
Actually, that's for TJ.
311
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,670
Oh, right.
312
00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:05,910
Thanks, Maggie. Sure. You know, Maggie's
met all kinds of rock stars.
313
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:09,630
Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, you
too. So, if you guys have any questions.
314
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,849
Have you ever said fart on the radio?
315
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,410
No,
316
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,770
I haven't. But when I do, I will
dedicate it to you.
317
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:19,619
Awesome!
318
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,839
Your kids are cool, Nick.
319
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,660
Oh, yeah. Dad's two for two in the old
kids department, eh, TJ?
320
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,660
You got that right only, bro.
321
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,440
You go.
322
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,860
Hello. Put your prime rib down and tell
her.
323
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,020
If you don't, we will.
324
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,250
and I fed the Dalmatians.
325
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,710
Okay, bye.
326
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,290
Always on duty, huh?
327
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:57,550
Oh, Maggie.
328
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,070
You have any brothers and sisters?
329
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,050
Seven. Really?
330
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,330
I hated it.
331
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:08,170
Oh. Large families are the worst. The
house is always a mess. There's never
332
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,670
privacy. Can't use the phone. Someone's
always on it. You get in the bathroom,
333
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:13,130
someone is always in it.
334
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,890
Well, at least you always have someone
to talk to when you're waiting in line
335
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,330
Never cold
336
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:29,310
Truth is I love large families and
here's the rest of mine. You're too
337
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:35,650
late. I told her Five boys,
338
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:39,130
I have three brothers. I never met Oh
339
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:43,970
I'm sorry. I lied.
340
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,360
All right I didn't want to scare you
off.
341
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,140
Five boys.
342
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,260
Yeah. May I suggest the cheesecake?
343
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,320
It is very tasty.
344
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,499
Five boys.
345
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,680
Excuse me for just a minute. I'm going
to go get something for my car.
346
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,680
Can I use your fork until she gets back?
347
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,480
She's not coming back.
348
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,420
I should have just been straight with
her.
349
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,340
It's our fault too, Dad.
350
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,520
I should have just let you live out your
dream of having two children.
351
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,080
That's not my dream.
352
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,760
My dream is to have five great kids.
353
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:26,760
Smart, cute, cool, athletic, and Kyle.
354
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,000
Hey, you know what?
355
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,320
You can do way better than her, Dad.
356
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,140
Did you see those teeth?
357
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,760
She could chew through a can.
358
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,080
Yeah.
359
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,860
There's a reason why she's on the radio.
Did you see her face?
360
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:47,030
It looked like they put lipstick on a
baboon's butt.
361
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:50,150
Yeah, and then slammed it in the car
door. Over and over.
362
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:51,370
Okay, Mac.
363
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,750
Until she was the most beautiful woman
in the world.
364
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,230
I mean, you came back.
365
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,490
I said I would.
366
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,270
And I brought three more Rock 102 Rock
watches. Cool.
367
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,970
Uh, they're for the boys.
368
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,190
Oh.
369
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,090
Scoot over.
370
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,210
feels like sandpaper.
371
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:23,470
I know.
372
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,750
Sam, would you mind shaving it off for
me?
373
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,530
Okay. But it's just going to be back
tomorrow.
374
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,630
And thicker.
375
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,330
That's the way beards are.
376
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,490
Thank you, Angela.
377
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:45,650
Yeah, we were so thick of hearing about
an invisible beard.
378
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,850
Okay, but no more teasing him about the
doll show.
379
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,730
Deal. Because there's Raggedy Ann
Jamboree this weekend, and we're going.
380
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,590
Raggedy Sam!
381
00:20:57,850 --> 00:21:00,010
Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. We made a
deal.
382
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:01,230
All right. Okay.
383
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,610
Holy crap, look.
384
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:10,130
So let legitimate dating put the
legitimacy into your love life.
385
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,610
It worked for me.
386
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,920
It's transgender!
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