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Staring at Angela's house again?
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No, I joined the neighborhood watch.
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9 .15 and all's well.
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Angela's drove off their new boyfriend.
What?
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I missed her. Dude, get over her.
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Yeah, I'm totally over her.
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What was she wearing?
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I don't know. In my head, all girls are
naked.
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Really?
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So, what'd she look like?
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Hot.
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I knew it!
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Morning, boys.
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Morning, Dad.
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Looking left over lasagna.
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For breakfast?
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If it's sitting next to orange juice,
it's breakfast.
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What about you, Sam?
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No, I'm not hungry.
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Angela's still seeing that British guy.
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Why do we let these people into our
country? I'm so tired of foreigners
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here and stealing our girlfriends.
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Sam, you're too young to be tied down to
one girl. You should be playing the
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field. Yeah, getting shot down by all
kinds of girls.
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What you need to do is go out and have
some fun.
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Yeah, forget all about her.
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Why don't you come to the mall with us?
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Yeah, I'm gonna go screw with Chris and
his new job.
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Nobody's bothering your brother on his
first day.
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But if we don't make him feel bad, who
will?
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Total strangers, that's who.
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Is that what you want, Dad?
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Is it?
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I pound you, but I gotta get to work.
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You still got ten minutes.
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Sweet.
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Chris, I want to welcome you as the
newest member of a very exclusive team
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at Quincy International.
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International? Hey, we got a card in
Mexico.
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Well, thanks for hiring me, Mr. Quincy.
The football team is making us fire on
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uniforms now, so I really needed to...
Now, the majority of our customers are
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what's called impulse buyers.
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You have 3 .6 seconds to engage these
people.
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Pretend I'm just a guy walking by.
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Hi, Mr. Quincy. Zero. Nothing. I don't
even know you exist. Try again.
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Hey there.
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You're garbage. I hate you.
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You know what you did wrong?
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Hmm?
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You didn't glide.
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You gotta glide.
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Then talk.
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Glide.
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Then talk.
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You ready to take this baby up by
yourself?
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Okay.
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Congratulations, you're a pilot.
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If you need me, I'll be asleep in my
car.
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Hey, want to go to third level and drop
pennies on him?
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Oh, we'll stop and grab some at the
wishing fountain.
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What do you think of her?
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Yeah, she's hot. Go for it.
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No, I mean for you.
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Are you kidding?
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You need biceps to talk to a girl like
that.
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It's not true.
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But put your sweater on.
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No, I'm not going.
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All right, suit yourself.
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You told me you thought I was the
hottest girl you've ever seen and you
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this food court sold me on a stick.
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Is that true?
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Uh, did you like it?
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Yeah. Yeah, I said it.
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And he'll say a whole bunch of other
stuff if you go to the movies with him
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tonight. Wow, you don't waste any time,
do you? No, Sam knows what he wants.
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And he wants you.
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Well, I don't know whether to slap you
or say yes. Say yes. You can always slap
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him later.
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Oh, my God, Trish, this guy Sam just
asked me out. He thinks I'm hot and
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to put me on a stick.
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Wow, I'm better at this than I thought.
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Amaze your friends.
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Impress ladies.
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Lower your cholesterol.
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Hey, Chris.
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What's up?
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Hey, I'd bet you'd sell a lot more
planes if you stood right about here.
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No, here.
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Really? Yeah.
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People will be throwing money at you.
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At 100 miles an hour.
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Well, I do need to make some sales. I
don't want to get transferred to Mexico.
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Hey, that's pretty cool.
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How much are they?
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Well, regular model's $9 and the deluxe
is $11. What's the difference?
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Deluxe comes with a certificate of
amazement.
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Deluxe! Absolutely.
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Thank you for flying Quincy Air. We
realize you have a choice in gliders and
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appreciate you choosing us.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Get used to these boots.
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Yeah.
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So, tonight's a big night, huh?
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Okay.
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Listen to this guy. Okay.
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What is wrong with you? What? Can't a
dad get excited his son's got a date
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a foxy lady?
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Jack, get him off of me. Dad, Dad.
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He's nervous enough without you slapping
him around.
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So, where are you going to take this hot
tomato?
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Well, Jack said that I should take
the...
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hot tomato to the movie.
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That way you won't have to do a lot of
talking.
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Oh, but talking's good.
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That's why I always take my first date
out for a nice dinner.
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That's why you don't have second dates.
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No, I don't have second dates because I
tell them I have five kids.
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You wouldn't have to tell them if you
were at a movie.
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Or if I didn't have five kids.
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Anyway, Sam, check the paper and there's
a 7 .15 showing of Brutal Vengeance.
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Um, actually, I was thinking about the
one where the lonely deaf boy finds the
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magical violin in his remote fishing
village.
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Yeah, yeah, I heard of that one. It's
called, uh, are you out of your freaking
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mind?
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Sam, if you want to get some action, see
some action. Hey, hey, it's only a
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first date.
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Well, I wouldn't mind a little action.
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Yeah, I bet you wouldn't, man.
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See,
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here's the instructions.
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Step one, throw a plank.
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Step two, watch it loop.
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Step three, be amazed.
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Hey! I am not amazed.
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Chris! You gotta pop.
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I just got home from work. Can I have
five lousy minutes to unwind?
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Plane's a piece of crap.
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Yeah, give us our $11 back.
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I can't give you your money back.
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My boss used it to buy churro.
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You guys don't understand how the
corporate world works.
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Now I want our $11 back and a churro.
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I'm in theater five. Churros, which one
are you in?
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Eight? Awesome!
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Our seats are blue. What color are
yours?
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This is for you. Oh, thank you. Oh, no,
no, not you. My date just bought me a
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drink. He's very sweet.
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You know what else is sweet?
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This frosted pretzel.
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He's a smooth talker, too.
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Oh, the movie's starting. Oh, the
movie's starting. I'm going to have to
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my voice. Can you hear me now?
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How about now? Okay, awesome.
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The party? Well, who's going?
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You.
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You. Oh, cool.
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Double you.
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Did I say more ears are cool?
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Ears. Oh, then I'm not going.
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Don't open that door, brutal vengeance!
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His name's not Ears.
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Who told you not to open it?
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Well,
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Sam's kind of tall and... Actually, see
for yourself.
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Smile for Trish. What?
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Yeah,
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he is cute, but he hasn't made a move at
all. The movie's already half over.
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Really? You think I should?
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Okay.
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action, Trish. Check this out.
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We want our money back. We want our
money back. We want our money back. We
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our money back. We want our money back.
We want our money back. We want our
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money back. Shut up!
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We want our money back. We want our
money back. We want our money back. We
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our money back. We want our money back.
We want our money back. All right!
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I've had enough of this. I'll pay for
the damn thing.
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How much was it? Eleven bucks.
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For a paper airplane?
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Forget it.
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This isn't over, Chris.
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Not by a long shot.
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You better start sleeping with one eye
open.
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Because we're going to get you.
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Maybe not today.
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Maybe not tomorrow.
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Maybe not the day after that.
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Oh, will you two get the hell out of
here?
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All right.
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Sam and Aaron are out. it again.
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What? This is the third night in a row.
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She's looking for his tonsils. He had
them out when he was eight.
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Hello, Trish?
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It didn't even ring.
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I had it on manner mode.
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Hey, no, I'm just making out with Sam.
What's up?
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Oh, is that late?
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We gotta go tell Trish how our date
went.
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It's over?
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Oh, you.
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Bye. No, no, no, no. Not you, Trish.
First he rang the doorbell and I yelled,
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coming.
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Looks like I created a monster.
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A love monster.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Sam,
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you don't seem too happy for a guy who
just had tongue for dinner.
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Not happy? Who wouldn't be happy?
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Life's good. Life's very good.
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Except for... Only you could find a
black cloud in a hot blonde's
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mouth.
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What's the problem, son?
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Dad, how did you know that Mom wasn't
the one?
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Oh, there were all kinds of little
signs.
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The death threats on my pillow.
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The pillow over my face.
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Her look of disappointment every time
I'd return home safely from a fire.
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Bad times.
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So you think Aaron's trying to kill you?
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No. It's just that she's always on her
cell phone.
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It gets even worse after 8 o 'clock or
on weekends.
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But we saw you make it out.
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There's plenty of making out. I mean,
that's the glue that's holding the
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relationship together.
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We never talk to each other. Who cares?
The only reason we're talking is to get
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them to make out.
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You know what I'm saying, right, Dad?
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Sam, I've never wanted to say yes more
in my life, but... It's just good to see
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you. Going out and having a good time
instead of sitting around every Saturday
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night. I don't sit around every Saturday
night.
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The dog goes out more than you do.
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And he's fixed.
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Look, I know that you guys think I'm
crazy, but I just don't want to go out
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her anymore.
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What?
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Dude, I handpicked this girl for you.
And I appreciate that, but now could you
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get rid of her?
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But you got me into this mess.
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This mess?
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Instead of you staring out the window at
Angela, now we're staring out the
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window at you.
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By the way, do you know what you look
like when you kiss?
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Come on, Jack, please.
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I'll do your math homework.
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You want out that bad, Sam?
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Fine. But you're going to dump her. Me?
I've never dumped anyone before.
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It's no big deal.
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Just call her and tell her she's too
good for you.
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Which in this case is actually true.
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You can't do it over the phone.
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Erin's a human being.
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She deserves the courtesy of an email.
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And you can add that little sad face
thingy so she doesn't feel bad.
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Come on, Jack, please break up with her
for me. I'll screw it up. I'll end up
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asking her to marry me.
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What's her number? Oh, thank you, thank
you. I owe you one.
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Her number's 723... Wait, what are you
going to say to her? I mean, just out of
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curiosity.
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I'll just say it's over.
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One shot.
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Like shooting a deer.
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The only way.
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Right, one shot.
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That's the way.
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So, what's the rest of her number?
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Uh, six zero...
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But you'll be nice about it, right? I
mean, you'll tell her how pretty she is
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and how much I enjoy making out with
her?
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Shh, shh.
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I'm telling you, email.
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They've got this funny little picture of
a frog playing a banjo.
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It's guaranteed to take the sting out.
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No, she's a nice girl. I gotta do this
myself. My way, the kind way. Faith to
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faith. Faith to faith.
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Hey, I know what it's like to be dumped.
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It hurts. It's like someone stuck a
knife in your chest and cut out your
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and stomped on it.
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I don't want to stomp on anybody's
heart.
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I want to be kind and considerate and
sensitive.
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I'm going to give Aaron the dumping I've
always wanted.
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Have you ever seen the banjo playing
frog?
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Pretty funny.
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Step right up and witness the amazing
looping sensation.
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It loops.
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00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,040
And it loops.
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00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,319
Afternoon, ladies.
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Here to take a closer look?
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00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880
At what?
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00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,400
Somebody stole my store!
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Save this spot!
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Thanks for driving me down here, Jack.
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Doing this all wrong, man. Flowers,
teddy bear.
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It's a sorry bear.
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00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,920
She gets sad, she can hug it.
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Sorry.
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00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,820
I know what I'm doing.
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00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,500
Now there's Aaron.
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00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,280
Doesn't that battery ever need
recharging?
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00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,499
Good luck.
301
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,160
If things get ugly, I'm going to be
hitting on the corndog girl.
302
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,080
Look, Trish, if you want to wear
sandals, just wear sandals. Nobody cares
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00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,080
you're missing a toe.
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00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,320
Two toes? When did that happen?
305
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,440
Aaron, we need to talk.
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00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:15,180
Trish, I have to call you back. My
wonderful boyfriend brought me the most
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beautiful flowers and the saddest little
teddy bear. Here, let me send you some
308
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,280
video.
309
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180
We need to talk.
310
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:34,440
Aaron, this isn't easy for me. In fact,
I've never done it before.
311
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,760
Trish, I told you I can't talk right
now.
312
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,460
Uh -huh.
313
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:42,780
Really?
314
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,460
Damn, I'm sorry. This is very important.
315
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,800
Your parents are divorcing?
316
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,540
Oh, they bought you a horse. See, you
cut out for a second.
317
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,360
Would you please get off the phone?
318
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,560
Okay, I have to call you back. You
should name him Rainbow.
319
00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:02,540
Okay, here's the thing.
320
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,120
I can't say enough about how pretty you
are or how amazed I am that you would
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00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,120
even go out with me.
322
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:15,720
The truth is that... Are you text
messaging? Hold on, let me just... Let
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00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,960
finish the sentence. I can't believe
you. Trish has the worst horse names.
324
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,079
I don't care.
325
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,780
Bucky and Gumdrop? I don't think so. I
don't care.
326
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,640
If you knew anything about me, you'd
know I don't care.
327
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,060
But you don't...
328
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,580
You don't know anything about me, do
you? Because you're always on that
329
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:30,740
That is not true.
330
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,800
Really? Tell me one thing.
331
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,720
Well, um, okay.
332
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,540
You're an honors student.
333
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,880
And your dad's a fireman.
334
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,360
And... Hey, you're Googling me! No, no,
no.
335
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,080
I did, but now I'm just shopping for
hats.
336
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,440
That's it. We're through, okay? I never
want to see you again. Got it? Are you
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00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,460
breaking up with me?
338
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,040
Yes. Is that why you brought me here? To
publicly humiliate me?
339
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,700
I thought I owed you that much. Well, is
the phone not good enough for you? Have
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00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,700
you ever heard of an email?
341
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:10,420
Oh, I get it. You just wanted to see me
suffer.
342
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,300
No, it's not that... What kind of sicko
idiot brings gifts to a breakup?
343
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,340
Sorry. Sorry.
344
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,040
Sorry.
345
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,380
Sorry.
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00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,760
Aaron,
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00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,320
Sam's trying to say is he's not good
enough for you.
348
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,540
It's over.
349
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,000
Finally, someone with a little
sensitivity.
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00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,960
Sorry.
351
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,740
I don't get it.
352
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:40,620
I know.
353
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,500
Next time?
354
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
No,
355
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:46,420
you won't.
356
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:48,940
No, I won't.
357
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,200
You want to go home and stare out the
window at Angela's house?
358
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,330
That sounds nice.
359
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,050
We're not going to get arrested for
this, are we?
360
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:06,690
No way.
361
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,870
We're minors. We could have burned down
that whole mall and there's nothing
362
00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,010
anyone can do to us.
363
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,890
You guys are in big trouble.
364
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:17,690
Nuh -uh.
365
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:18,730
We're minors.
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00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:20,450
So am I.
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