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Hey, Sam, can you help me with this
science question?
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You're doing your homework now? The bus
will be here in five minutes.
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Please.
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All right, quickly.
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List 20 functions of mitochondria and
cell metabolism.
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I don't have time for that.
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Okay, just do this one.
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Make a working model... No, Chris.
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Morning, boys.
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Hey, Sam. Morning.
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Getting a jump on your homework, Chris?
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Okay, you three, listen up.
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I'm sure you're planning your
traditional Halloween prank slash
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So I prepared this list to cover myself
legally.
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No breaking, no entering.
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No cow tipping.
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No unzipping.
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And most of all, don't get caught.
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Oh, and stay out of the town cemetery.
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The Civil War might be funny to you, but
it's still a touchy subject with some
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families.
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Get over it. America won.
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Actually, Dad, we don't have anything
planned.
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Yeah, right.
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That's what you said last year. Then you
cut loose the giant inflatable gorilla
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from the car lot, and the National Guard
had to shoot it down.
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We made the news.
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Skip Baxter called a local hooligan.
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Anyway, Kyle and T .J., I got tomorrow
night off so I can take you trick -or
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-treating. Uh, I don't think I'm going
this year, Dad.
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What? I want to hang out with these
guys.
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But you love trick -or -treating. Yeah,
people give you free candy.
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I know how it works.
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I don't know, Dad, I just feel a little
too old or something.
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Oh.
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Okay. Guess that just means more candy
for you and me, huh, T .J.? Absolutely.
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All right.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, and, uh...
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No explosives.
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I told you we're not doing anything.
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Just covering myself legally.
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See ya.
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All right.
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When are we going up?
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Nothing. We were telling Dad the truth.
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Come on, it's my first Halloween with
you guys. We have to blow up something.
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Kyle, you don't understand. It's a lot
of work. First you gotta think up a
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prank, then do it, then run.
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And for what?
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The neighbors hardly chase us anymore.
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They just send Dad angry e -mails and
see, see the police.
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And last year, all we got was one old
guy shaking his fist.
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But I think it always shakes.
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Come on, you guys can't do this to me.
All right, what if I think of something?
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Would you guys do it?
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You? Well, I can think of stuff.
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No offense, Kyle, but the best savage
Halloween pranks involve a certain level
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of cleverness.
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Your ideas are always a little bit...
Psycho.
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Like your April Fool's joke?
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Pushing the mailman down the flight of
stairs and yelling, April Fool's?
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What was wrong with that?
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You pushed a man down a half a flight of
stairs!
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A good April Fool's joke is getting
somebody to believe something that's not
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true. I did!
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He believed he was going to make it down
the stairs safely.
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What if I come up with something clever?
Would you guys do it, please?
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Knock yourself out.
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There's the bus.
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Okay, Sam, quickly.
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Cell division from zygote to blastula.
Discuss.
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Brenda. Don't push it.
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All right, class.
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Settle.
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Settle.
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Settle!
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Thanks to my birthday, Frog Detection
Day is my favorite day of the year.
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Because it is through the slimy innards
of a frog that we discover the slimy
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innards of our universe.
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Take Lily, with her smooth, shiny skin
and long,
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muscular legs.
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In a room?
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What did you say, Mr. Savage?
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Nothing. He suggested that you and Lily
the Frog get a hotel room. I can only
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assume for romantic purposes.
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You're on my feces list, Mr. Savage.
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On each of your trays is a fresh frog.
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Scalpels up.
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Assume the slicing position.
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Wait.
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Problem, Savage?
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I know this frog.
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Franklin, our old class frog. What are
you talking about, Doofus?
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He's got that spot under his chin that
looks like a little bow tie.
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You said that he ran away.
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He did.
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Just not fast enough.
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How could you?
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I was one frog short, and he peed on my
desk.
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Scalpels up.
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No! I can't cut, Franklin.
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Problem solved. Okay, let's start with
the eyeballs. Scalpels up. No, no, no!
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Scalpels down.
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You get it, Mr. Horner?
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Every one of these frogs could be
somebody else's Franklin, except they
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their own names, like Froggy and Poppy
and Greeny and
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Froggy. You said Froggy. Scalpels up.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What's the point of all this anyway?
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The point?
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Are you speaking metaphorically?
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Maybe.
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All I'm saying is I could understand
dissecting these frogs if we were going
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become doctors or Scientologists, but...
Look around.
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This isn't exactly the genius class.
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I mean, none of us are going to find the
cure for cancer.
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Mr. Savage makes an interesting point,
class.
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What he's saying is...
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He's afraid to detect a frog.
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No, that's not it. Then cut the frog.
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I don't want to.
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You know, it's okay to be scared.
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If you're a wuss.
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I'm not a wuss. Then cut the frog, dork.
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Shut up, Selman. Mr. Savage, scalpel up.
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Yeah, scalpel up, dork. Cut the frog.
Right now. No more stalling. Cut the
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Frog Dissection Day is no longer my
favorite day.
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Hey, you guys have seen a lot of
horrible things at your job, right?
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Yeah, too much. Part of the job.
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Was there anything that was really awful
but still seemed kind of funny?
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He's trying to figure out a Halloween
prank.
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And you want us to give you vandalism
ideas?
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I'd give you full credit.
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You know, you kids are so lazy.
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Dad and I, we always had to come up with
our own Halloween tricks. Yeah.
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Hey, do you remember that time we filled
the principal's car with... Love?
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Well, T .J., you decided on a Halloween
costume yet?
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between a dead football player, a dead
teacher, a dead dentist.
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How about a dead zombie?
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Zombies are already dead.
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No, they're undead.
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Well, technically, they're the living
dead.
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I think you're all brain dead.
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And for the record, zombies are
reanimated corpses.
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Pass the biscuit.
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Have some chicken.
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Unless it's a friend of yours.
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That's so funny.
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We heard Chris freak out in science
class today.
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I didn't freak out.
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I heard you hacked a frog in 50 billion
pieces.
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I heard you made some Asian boy cry.
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Killing, making Asian boys cry? You've
had quite a day, Chris.
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I just had a little problem in science
class, but it's over now.
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You know what? I'm not hungry.
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I'm just gonna skip dinner and go to bed
early.
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is the one I horribly butchered at
school today.
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That was me, you idiot!
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You butchered me!
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Franklin? You sold me out today, Chris.
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You betrayed me, Chris.
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It is Chris, isn't it?
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Yeah. Chris, that... Silence!
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You did a terrible thing.
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You caved into peer pressure.
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Peer pressure!
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I know.
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I know.
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I'm a monster now.
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And I used to be quite a looker.
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But there's nothing you can do now, is
there?
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I wish there was.
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There it is.
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But you just said... Silence!
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You!
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Can't save Lily.
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Lily? The new class frog?
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No, Lily the cafeteria lady with the
lazy eye.
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Yes, Lily, the new class frog.
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I don't want her to wind up like me.
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She deserves better.
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Is Lily your girlfriend?
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No. Why? What have you heard?
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Nothing. Nothing, huh?
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Oh, well, pay attention.
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Tomorrow, under cloak of darkness, you
must sneak into the school and free
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I don't have a cloak of darkness.
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Is a windbreaker okay?
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Promise me you'll take someone to help
you.
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Okay. Good. Lily doesn't have much time
left, Chris.
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Save her from my gruesome fate.
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and you shall redeem your soul.
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Oh, nuts.
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Thank you.
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Now, before I go, do you have any
questions?
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Just one. Silence!
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Oh, man, I totally set you up for that
one.
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One for you.
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One for you.
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And one for you. Oh, and when you get
home, give this to your sister. And you
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tell her that I can't be tied down to
one person. And she knew what she was
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getting into from the start, okay?
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Happy Halloween.
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Kyle, you just don't get what a good
Halloween prank is.
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You can't empty out people's safe
deposit boxes.
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You guys say no to every idea I come up
with.
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It's because they all seem to involve
killing a guard.
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Are you guys still trying to come up
with a prank?
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Because I've got a great one.
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Yeah? What is it?
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I'm going to get even with Mr. Horner
for yesterday.
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Ooh, I hate that guy. He always
confiscates my fig bars and then eats
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in front of me.
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Okay, you've got to do this under cloak
of darkness.
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Cloak of darkness?
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You mean at night?
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That's what that means?
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These vents are easy to open.
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And surprisingly roomy.
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Okay.
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Now that we're here, what's the big
secret plan?
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Okay. Check this out.
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We're gonna steal Lily, the class frog.
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And smash her?
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No!
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We're going to set her free.
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What?
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That's it?
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Yeah. Can you imagine the look on
Horner's face when he comes in and sees
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got no frog?
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He'll be all, Hey, where's my frog?
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I didn't find my frog.
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Has anyone seen my frog?
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It'll be classic.
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Savage classic.
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That's so lame.
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Yeah, I think your conscience was still
bothering you about the frog you sliced
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up.
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Where's Franklin?
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I'm a Franklin.
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Frogs don't talk like that.
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There's got to be something good we can
do to Horner.
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We could add another element to his
periodic table.
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119 instead of 118.
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Fartainium?
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I've got it.
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We're not unleashing any viruses.
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Okay.
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Then how about this?
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We steal this skeleton, put the
teacher's lab coat on it, and throw it
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lion cage at the zoo.
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And when they find it, it'll look like
he got torn apart by lions.
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Hey, that's pretty good, Kyle.
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It is? Yeah. Yeah, and you didn't have
to really kill anybody.
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Doesn't that feel good?
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Yeah, it kind of does.
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Okay, let's get Warner's bony butt out
of here.
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A little help, Chris?
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No. We're doing the frog joke.
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We're not having the savage name
associated with your lame little frog
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We've got a bad reputation to protect.
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Step away from the frog, Chris. No, I'm
not keeping in this time. I'm redeeming
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my soul.
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What the hell are you... Silence!
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Okay.
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Okay, okay.
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You know, we'll take your stupid frog.
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Thank you.
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Come on, Lily.
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Lily?
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better idea than you did.
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Okay, first house.
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Now remember, get some extra for your
sick brother in the hospital who hates
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almonds.
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I'm a chicken. What are you?
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Super Frankenstein.
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What's the matter, T .J.? Can we go
home?
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I feel stupid.
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I think I should have gone with the
older guys and pulled pranks.
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Yeah, okay.
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Beat it, you little pukes! I've got no
candy!
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Hey, you are with an older guy tonight.
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And nobody pulls pranks better than your
old man. Hey, chicken!
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I'll give you five bucks for your eggs.
Sure.
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Happy Halloween.
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That was great.
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So senseless.
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Yeah.
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Now, there's one thing you always have
to do at the end of a good prank. What's
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that?
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Run!
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Did they mention our prank on the news
yet?
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Nah, just some stupid stuff about an
asteroid on a collision course or
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something. I wasn't listening.
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Here it is.
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Turning to local news, a shocked
zookeeper got the surprise of his life
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when he discovered the remains of a
local science teacher in the lion's
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A call to the obviously distraught
teacher's home revealed it was merely a
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Halloween hoax perpetrated by local
hoodlums.
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He called us hoodlums? That's way better
than hooligans.
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Congratulations,
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Kyle, tonight. You are a hoodlum.
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In an unrelated story, someone spray
-painted the words, Kyle rules on the
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of an elephant.
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I couldn't wait till next year.
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I've just been given an update. The
asteroid is indeed heading directly
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toward... Well, good night.
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I can't stay mad at you.
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Who's a good boy?
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It's you. Yes, it is.
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Oh, you're a fairy doggy.
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Oh, you're a fairy doggy. Yes, you are.
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Yes, you are.
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