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Have you been here with a lot of girls?
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Let's not talk about me.
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Tonight, it's all about you, Stacy.
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Tell me all about you.
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Well, I was born in... Hey, that's
great. Let's make out.
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Hey, Jack, it's me, Dad.
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Jack?
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What's that?
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That's an emergency radio.
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Uh, my dad's a fireman.
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Jack, pick up. Hello?
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Jack, are you there?
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Jack? Jack!
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What's up, Dad?
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I need you to pick up TJ. He got sick
over at Mikey's house and he's throwing
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all over the place.
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Okay, I'll take care of it, Dad.
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Mikey's mom said he's like a puking lawn
sprinkler.
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Oh, sorry.
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He even got some on the ceiling.
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Okay, I'll take care of it.
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Where were we?
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What about your brother?
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Enough about my brother.
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Tonight, he's all about you.
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Did you ever scrounge up another date
for the night after Allison canceled?
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Well, did you?
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Zach?
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Zach?
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Still there?
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So, you didn't get any action at all?
Not even a kiss on the cheek?
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That's action, right?
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Nothing. And I spent half the night
pretending I liked the environment.
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Sorry I got sick last night, Jack.
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Mikey dared me to eat bird poop.
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If Mikey dared you to put a firecracker
in your butt, would you?
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I'd have to, or else I'd look like an
idiot.
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Dad, it's crazy to only have one car in
this family.
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Gee, I wonder where this is going.
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That's right. What if Kyle had gotten
sick last night, too?
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You'd have to choose which son you love
more.
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No problem.
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Think about it, Dad. You wouldn't have
to spend all your free time driving us
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around. You might go days without even
seeing us.
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You sure know my weak spot.
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Okay, but you're going to need about a
thousand bucks.
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No problem.
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Can I have a thousand bucks?
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No. But if you earn $500, I'll kick in
the other $500.
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What if he just finds a $500 car?
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Then he won't need my $500.
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You've got all the answers, don't you,
Dad?
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I've got all the answers when it comes
to $500, yeah.
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See ya.
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Great.
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Where are we going to get that kind of
money?
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We? It's your car.
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Oh, yeah. I forgot how much you guys
like taking the bus.
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This is a new low even
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for us.
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Oh, that poor animal.
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How much money do you need?
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Well, the operation costs $500.
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But every hundred helps.
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Okay, how much did we get, T?
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$318.
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You still need $182.
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Hey, I know.
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Remember when Dad went through that kick
of trying to make us better people?
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Oh, yeah, the swear jar.
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Between our report cards and his kidney
stone, he filled that thing up himself.
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There's almost $200 in here.
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God bless Dad's filthy mouth.
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He's here.
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Hi, boys.
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Give me $500, Dad.
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You gotta have kids, Jimmy. It's the
greatest.
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No, Dad, but I got my half of the money.
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How'd you earn all that in one day?
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We worked like dogs.
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Way to go, Jack.
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You see, it always feels better to earn
something than to have it given to you.
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Absolutely. Give me the check.
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First thing tomorrow?
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We'll head out to the car lot. Tomorrow?
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But I've got money now.
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I can't take you today.
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I've got T .J.'s soccer match and then
Christmas football game.
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And don't forget about my spelling
decathlon.
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Yeah.
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I can take him, Nick.
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Besides, I am better at handling car
salesmen than you are.
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No, you're not.
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You're just willing to argue for three
hours over cup holders.
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Did I get him? That's not the point. Did
I get him?
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All right, you can go with your Uncle
Jimmy. Here.
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I hate dealing with those crap -clinging
salesmen anyway.
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When the salesman says no cup holders,
that's when we walk away.
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Man, you guys suck today.
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I mean, I didn't think anybody could
suck more than T .J.
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But then we go see your game, and, man,
did you suck even worse.
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I mean, dang, I hate to say this, but
you guys sucked.
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My, Kyle, the other teams just wanted it
more. And they sucked less.
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Cheer up, you guys.
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You played your hearts out, and that's
more important than winning.
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Dad, I won the spelling decathlon.
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My man.
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What was the winning word?
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Acetylcholinesterase.
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Wow.
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Can you use it in a sentence?
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My father didn't see me spell
acetylcholinesterase.
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Can anyone videotape it?
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Yeah.
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About 60 loving parents.
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I'm sorry, Sam. I should have been
there. Man, you suck, Dad. Oh, shut up.
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Jack's back with his new car.
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I call shotgun. No way, I got shotgun.
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Oh, will you two grow up?
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Shotgun.
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Guess what we bought?
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The motorcycle.
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Jimmy, I can't believe you let him buy a
motorcycle.
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You know what? You should have seen all
the crummy cars they had for a thousand
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bucks, Nick.
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Yeah, Dad, there weren't even any red
ones.
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What were you thinking?
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We got an amazing deal, Nick. It's got a
thick -speed sequential gearbox, 1
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,300cc engine, racing forks, and rear
mono shock.
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And it's red.
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Look, I know, I know, I should have
checked with you first, but it was a
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deal. And, you know, Rachel said there
were three other guys interested in it,
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so... Who's Rachel?
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Our customer care specialist.
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Oh, man, Nick. She is so hot.
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And honest.
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Jimmy, how many bodies have we scraped
off the pavement because of motorcycle
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accidents? None like Rachel's.
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You're not riding a motorcycle. Any of
you. You know, Dad, I read somewhere
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if you get into an accident, you have a
98 % better chance of surviving if
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you're in a motorcycle.
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You just made that up, didn't you?
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Yes, sir.
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Actual number hovers just above zero.
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Think about it, Dad. If Jack's in an
accident, there's no seatbelt.
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he's safely thrown clear.
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And if the truck's headed for me, I'll
just lay it down and glide on under.
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Come on, Nick. Will you lighten up?
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When we were kids, we'd shoot BB guns at
each other. Light ourselves on fire. We
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rode a cardboard box off a waterfall.
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Yeah, but we knew what we were doing.
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We could really get hurt.
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In fact, I've got something that'll show
you all just how dangerous motorcycles
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really are.
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Another one of your safety videos?
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Why can't you be like other fathers and
collect porn?
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The Massachusetts Safety Board, in
conjunction with the New England Safety
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Council, with a generous grant from
Parents Against Funds, presents
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Easy Riders.
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Or should I say, Easy Dyers.
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Hi, I'm Officer Steve Cox.
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There's no doubt that motorcycles kick
ass.
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But they can also kick your ass. Right,
baby?
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Quiet.
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There's a lot of names for motorcycles.
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Chopper, hog, crotch rocket.
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But in the wrong hands, they can become
a death machine.
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The footage you're about to see is
bloody, gruesome, and may just make you
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up in your own mouth.
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That's a real party crasher.
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Now that's what I call a disarming
experience.
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Quickly, can you find a head?
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Done blowing chunks?
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I'll wait.
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Okay.
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So the next time you hop on a
motorcycle, you think safety first.
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Cox here.
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What's that, Chief?
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Another senseless motorcycle fatality?
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Damn.
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Will they ever learn, Misty?
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Will they ever learn?
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I don't know.
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It was a rhetorical question, baby.
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Well?
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Those crashes were awesome!
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My favorite was when the head was still
screaming after it came off the guy's
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body.
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I liked Misty's hot pants.
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Is that all you morons learned from
that?
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Thought Officer Cox could use some
acting lessons.
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Did the phrase death machine mean
nothing to you?
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Did you think Easy Dyers was just a
brilliant play on words?
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Oh, I get it now. That is pretty good.
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I'm not a little kid anymore, Dad.
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I'm almost 18.
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I mean, you can't protect me forever.
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You're right, Jack.
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You are almost 18.
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So you can ride the bike.
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Yeah!
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When you're 18.
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What?
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You paused on purpose.
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So I can't ride my motorcycle for three
months.
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That's right.
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Hey, we got fire next. Let's go.
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I'm trusting you won't be stupid enough
to ride that bike when I'm gone, Jack.
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I won't.
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Good.
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Give me the keys.
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Fine. Take them.
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I didn't want to ride my gym locker
anyway.
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Let's ride!
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Fine, kill yourselves. More bedrooms for
me.
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Yeah, I hear you, Sam. You wouldn't want
Angela seeing you on a motorcycle.
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Might get her all hot.
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To the crotch rockets!
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Okay, hold on.
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I, uh...
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Thanks, Doc. I appreciate the heads up.
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Yay!
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Ready to go.
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Who's that on the CV?
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The emergency room.
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Apparently Sam sprained his arm falling
off the bike that you bought Jack.
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Well, you know, it is such a beautiful
day. I think I'll walk.
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This is exactly what I was afraid would
happen.
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Well, not really.
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You were afraid that Jack would get
hurt.
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Maybe you should walk home.
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Really?
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Something, Sam?
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Can we get you something to drink?
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Maybe a soda?
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It's the last one!
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Yay!
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It's okay.
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I appreciate your guys' concern.
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Good. So you won't tell Dad?
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That's why you guys are being nice to
me, so that Dad won't find out?
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You could think of a better reason. I'd
like to hear it.
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He's gonna notice I have a serious
injury.
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It's not serious.
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You didn't even get a cast.
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Yeah, you just got a girly sling.
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It's not girly.
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It's unisex.
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like a bra for your arm.
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Sam! Sam, you can't tell Dad that you
got hurt.
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Otherwise, you'll put us all in a sling.
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Okay, okay, but Officer Cox was right.
That crotch rocket is a death machine.
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Okay, let's get rid of this.
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Ah!
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The doctor said I have to keep my arm
elevated.
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Hi, boys. Hey, Dad.
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Did you have fun at your fire, Dad?
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Oh, yeah.
259
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It was a shame we had to put it out.
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How was your afternoon?
261
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Well, pretty safe.
262
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,000
What did I tell you boys about playing
hockey in the house?
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Oh, sorry.
264
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Here, let me get that for you.
265
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,380
What's up, bro?
266
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:50,500
Sam, I want you to know how bad I feel
about missing your spelling thing.
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Let's do something.
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Just you and me.
269
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,600
Like what?
270
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,579
movie, catch a ball game?
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Oh, wait, I know.
272
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,680
Let's arm wrestle.
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Arm wrestle?
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Do something.
275
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:27,980
Dad, I'm gay.
276
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That's all right, son. I love you just
the same.
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You ready, Sam?
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One.
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Two.
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Are you jerks really going to let him do
this with a sprained arm?
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I told you he'd find out. He always
finds out.
282
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,140
Hey, did you find out that he cried?
Because he did.
283
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Dad, I'm really sorry. It won't happen
again.
284
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I know.
285
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Because I already put the bike up for
sale.
286
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What? You can't do that. It's my bike. I
paid for it. You paid for half of it.
287
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,970
Unfortunately, it was the half that Sam
fell off.
288
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And as his father, I'm suing you for the
other half. And the verdict just came
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00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,290
in, and I won.
290
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:35,690
This country's judicial system is a
joke.
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00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,170
Yeah, well, you can't sell it if you
can't find it.
292
00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:44,660
Yeah, well, you can't hide it if I
chained it to the porch.
293
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,080
We never should have got Dad changed for
his birthday.
294
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,520
We almost had some good times, didn't
we?
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We can't let Dad steal Jack's bike.
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I know.
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Everybody, get on.
298
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Dad wants to get rid of it.
299
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He's going to have to get rid of us.
300
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Sure, like that'll stop him.
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Come on, Stan. We've got to stick
together.
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Thanks, guys.
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Slide up, Kyle.
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No dozing off.
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00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,960
Officer Cox is talking.
306
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:02,540
Officer Steve Cox here with another
motorcycle safety tip.
307
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Your passenger doesn't hold on tight.
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They could end up with a bad case of
dead.
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Just ask Misty here.
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Bye, baby.
311
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Ready to ride, baby?
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Okay. Quiet.
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Dad, do we have to keep watching safety
videos?
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Either that or you could help your
brother and Uncle Jimmy fix the porch.
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Oh, thanks.
316
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:04,710
Oh, here's one on firecracker safety
called Where Are Billy's Fingers?
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