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Okay, cowboy.
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Drop him!
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Kevin, that smells amazing.
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It's my secret spaghetti recipe.
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You have a secret recipe?
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That's so dope.
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I mean, I found it on the internet, but
I'll never tell anyone where.
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What about us, your closest pals?
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No way. If any of us could make secret
spaghetti, then it would just become
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regular spaghetti.
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And then you two definitely wouldn't
come to my dinner party.
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What? Come to your dinner party? Every
time I say I'm going to make dinner, you
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guys want to go out instead.
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Like the other day, I was like, I want
to have a dinner party.
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And Tanya was like, yeah, let's take
shots and get sushi.
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That is partying and having dinner. It's
dinner and a party. You know that's not
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the same thing.
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It's a similar use of words.
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Hey! Hey!
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What up, turd? Not much, just turtle
stuff mostly. I brought a bottle of
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Wine!
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Hello. Um, hello.
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My name is Travato. I come from a world
of sentient robotic life forms. I am
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damaged and require sustenance.
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Sustenance? Affirmative. I smelled your
delicious spaghetti sauce. Please, may I
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have some? Oh, ow!
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I'm sorry, this is actually more of a
friends -only dinner party.
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Please, I am dying.
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Only this boss can save Roboto. I don't
want to watch a robot die.
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That would be a huge bummer on the
night. Death is, like, the worst.
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Okay.
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Swallow.
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Quite pleasing.
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Please feed me all of it. The entire
thing? Yes. I have kids.
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Go, go, go.
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Thank you. You have done me a great
service.
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I will never forget you, Ken.
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It's Kevin, actually.
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Goodbye, Ken.
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Goodbye, Ken's companion.
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Hey, who's going to pay for our wall?
Bye.
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Ken,
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sleep. I am damaged and require... You
already ate all my spaghetti, so... Did
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you make garlic bread, too?
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Yes, I did make garlic bread.
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This ends the word. I am damaged and
require sustenance.
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Swallowed. Thank you. I feel my strength
returning.
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Hey, dude, who's that dragon?
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My greatest rival.
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The one known only as...
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Excuse me, do you know him?
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Um, no. Do you? Yes.
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That is my greatest rival, okay?
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Were you helping him?
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Yo, he just asked for some food. You
have food? What do you have?
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We had incredible spaghetti sauce that I
worked on for hours. But that robot ate
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it all. And he thinks my name is Ken.
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Oh, no.
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Well, what's your real name?
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Kevin. Much better than Ken.
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Kevin, let's start over. My name is
Lisandra. I'm from another dimension,
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I'm about to be engaged in a pretty long
battle here. If you could get another
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pot of spaghetti sauce going, oh, I'd be
deeply indebted to you. Mm -hmm. Yeah,
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sure. That's what the robot says.
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I'm very rich. Listen, I could pay you.
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Here are 7 ,000 of your people's
dollars.
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Oh, boy, will that be enough to pay for
a sauce?
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Hmm.
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You know, I... I think 9 ,000 would be
closer, right? Yeah, I think it's nine.
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Kev, you good with this? But what about
my dinner party? We gotta postpone,
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dude. We need the money. You think that
robot's gonna pay for all the stuff he
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messed up? Mm -mm. He won't. He broke.
Only I can help replace your stuff.
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Fine.
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We'll get that started for you, Miss
Lisandra. Ah, excellent!
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I'm going to order sushi and watch my
show.
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Oh,
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okay.
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Welcome back to Words with Ike. Now,
today's word is a beautiful marriage
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between the letters A and H.
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That word is ah.
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Its definition?
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An exclamation used to express a range
of emotions, including surprise,
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pleasure, sympathy, and realization.
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How about we do a little role play to
see just how much emotion Ah can
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Person A. Hey there, slugger. I've got a
surprise for you.
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Person B.
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Ah!
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Person A.
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The surprise is this.
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There's a new ice cream shop down the
street and I'd like to take you there.
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Person B.
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Ah.
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Person A.
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You're worried about the doctor's
report.
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Well, it came back in and yes, you are
lactose intolerant. Person B.
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Ah.
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Person A.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Don't fret. At this new ice cream shop,
they have non -dairy offerings like
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sorbet. Person B.
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Ah.
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So the next time you've got a feeling
inside that you don't quite know how to
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put into words, try opening your mouth
and saying, Ah.
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Ah.
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But I want my booty on top of my head.
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Come on, boy.
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It's the Vito, not the Vito.
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What are you, his doctor?
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Hmm.
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We should eat something. I'm starving.
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Uh, I don't know if I... I'm sort of
hard up for cash right now.
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I can spot you. Oh, I don't want to be
rude.
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Actually, it's ruder to just watch us
eat. Well, I'm stuck.
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Everything's varying shades of rude now,
and I... I have to go to the bathroom.
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Hmm?
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What are you doing, Rona?
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You should return the money and walk
into prison.
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Just get it over with. Might as well
spend it on yourself since you're so
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selfish, which everybody already knows.
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Iruna, my daughter, donated the money to
the church.
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She needed it. You're going to die of
mercury poisoning on January 11th, 2041.
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Oh, good dog.
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A penny saved is a penny. You've been in
here for more than two minutes. Your
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friends think you're taking a shit.
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You'll be so disappointed.
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Christmas Junior, what do you call it?
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Eater. Sorry I took so long. I don't
know what to do. I'm in deep, guys. It's
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too much. First I had no money, then I
had money, but it was tainted. And my
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was dressed like the Pope, which I know
you guys weren't there for, but it's a
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very loaded image for me. Why is
everything so stressful?
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Rhoda, what are you even talking about?
What happened?
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Okay, so you know how money... You're on
move dilemma.
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only hidden camera show where we force
strangers into moral dilemmas and film
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their reactions.
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Congrats.
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You're the first person to take the
hundred dollars and then have a full on
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panic attack.
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Wait, you've been filming me this entire
time?
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Yeah.
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Also, I have a son in middle school. I'm
going to be on the internet.
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are going to perceive me.
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Well, you should have thought of that
before you existed alongside us in
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reality. You have to pull that video.
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Never.
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I can't take all of this responsibility.
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All right, asshole, you're under arrest.
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No, but why?
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I did the right thing. I tried to get
rid of my ill -gotten gain.
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Littering. This pale blue dot is our
shared responsibility.
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I did everything right.
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I did everything right. Now that's what
I call footage.
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Nice. Looks like we're going to have to
go railroad now.
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Come on, swan boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold up.
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Ooh, money.
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Early to bed, early to... Damn it, old
man, or I'll break you into 20s.
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I'm just so sick of it.
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I'm just so sick of it.
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I'm just so sick of it.
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I'm just so sick of it.
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I'm just so sick of it.
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I'd like to get in the water soon.
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The water?
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The water, we've been here for days and
that's all you ever talk about.
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Why do you keep demanding that I get in
the water?
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You can't make me get in that water.
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I love the water.
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I've spent too much of my life on land.
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Do whatever you want, but I'm getting
wet.
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But we're on vacation together.
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Vacation doesn't mean you do everything
together.
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Then what's the point?
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Oh, Bonnie.
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The point is to rest and relax and
discover the things you enjoy doing in
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free time.
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Oh, Joanne, I'm so sorry.
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Maybe I would enjoy a solo alfresco
luncheon on the lanai.
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It's just, Roger never telephoned.
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Oh, Joanne, I thought he was the one.
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Specialist. Roger.
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Hello, girls.
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Specialist?
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Chop, chop, chop.
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Choppity chop. Kevin, thanks for telling
us your secret recipe.
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Well, it's not much of a secret anymore,
is it? Maybe not, but we're making way
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more sauce this way, right?
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Huh. Trobata's doing well? Yeah, he's
really coming back. At first I was like,
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this dude is done.
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But then he pulled out the sword of life
and harnessed the power of the stars?
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Sword of life!
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Thank you. Oh, you beautiful creatures.
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Aw. Not that beautiful.
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No.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Excuse me. Do you pay for that?
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Hey, but you are my earth friend.
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I am Travato.
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I am family and the choir.
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Ernesto, do you know this rule? Nope.
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Thank you. Is the bread complimentary?
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Bread is extra.
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Hmm. What to do?
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What to do?
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How much extra?
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Hold on!
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Alrighty, let's get back to it. Maybe we
should wrap up early and get back to
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the dinner party. I'm pretty hungry now.
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Oh, we can order pizza. Yeah, we'll eat
while we work. Super efficient.
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So, you were the spy all along,
Fernando.
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Living in disguise.
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No, Natalia.
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Living in love.
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Oh, Fernando.
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Chef, we're running low on celery here.
Running low on tomatoes, too. Someone
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needs to do a supply run.
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I'll go.
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Hey, Mr. Tran.
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Ah! Kevin!
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What's wrong?
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I've never seen you so upset about
buying calories.
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Well, you know those giant things that
are fighting in the sky?
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Oh, yes. The dragon and robot.
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Sure, why? Well, I was throwing a dinner
party for my friends, but instead we
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ended up cooking a bunch of secret
spaghetti sauce for the dragon because
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paying us thousands of dollars. But then
the robot started paying us, too. And I
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guess it's because the secret spaghetti
sauce is so good that it makes them
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fight harder, but I just feel like
I'm... not totally cool with all of it.
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That's messed up. It totally screws up
your dinner party.
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Exactly. It's like my friends don't even
care.
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Well, Kelvin, if your friends are as
cool as you always say they are, they'll
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listen to you. And if they don't, then
you cut them out of your life and you
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never speak to them again.
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And you hold that grudge forever.
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Thank you, Mr. Tran.
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You're so wise.
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Have a good dinner party.
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Good. Bye to you.
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Watch out, jackass. I'm going to install
the TV.
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What are you talking about? It's already
up.
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Wait, really? You did it?
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Uh -uh. I thought you did it.
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What are you watching?
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I'm eating hair.
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Some weird show that's on every channel.
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Watch where I move.
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Unfamiliar cord.
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Did you hear some familiar cord?
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Stop messing with stuff.
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Weird box.
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Did you see this weird box?
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Mm -hmm.
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The box is so strange. The box looks
like it's on a house. It doesn't belong
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here.
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Come on.
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We want to fix it.
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I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix
it.
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There's a
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guy
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and he's just laying down on my
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TV and I don't want to watch that.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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I should be wearing overalls for this.
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What? Everyone hates you just because I
get spit on by a bus driver?
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Okay, all set.
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What am I doing now?
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Uh, it looks like you're tap dancing.
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People like me.
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Oh, my God.
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The guy just fucking died.
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What? I'm dead?
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Are you sure I'm dead?
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Yeah, dude.
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He's bleeding and everything.
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Gross.
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I don't know. I guess I fixed it.
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Yeah, I fixed it.
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Hello. Welcome to a special Words with
Ike pronunciation investigative report.
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Today, we take a look at one of the
greatest questions plaguing humankind
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throughout its history. Is it tomato or
tomato?
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Our team of researchers has been working
around the clock to bring you a
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definitive answer. They're going to play
that answer for me through a pair of
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headphones, and I'll deliver their
findings to you right now. Headphones,
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please.
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Okay, the headphones are on.
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We can hit play.
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Turn it up a touch.
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Thank you.
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All right, play it back.
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Got it.
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It's tomato.
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I'm coming.
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Hey, Kev. That was quick.
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Super efficient.
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Dump those veggies over here. I don't
want to do this anymore.
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What? Stand on the table?
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No, not stand on the table. I don't want
to cook for those futuristic monster
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things anymore.
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I want to have a dinner party with my
friends. We can make it more of a party
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here. Let's put some music on. No, no,
no more creative uses of the words party
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and dinner.
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I'm out. If either of you want to attend
an actual dinner party, you know where
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to find me. Kevin, wait.
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We can shut it down.
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The dinner party sounds good. Really?
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00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,920
Yeah, I'm super hungry now, too. Listen,
why don't we just finish making this
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one last pot of sauce?
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That dragon has given us over, like, $20
,000, and I just kind of feel like we
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owe it to her at this point. All right,
that's fair.
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Wait, what do you mean you're not going
to make any more?
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We're done.
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This is the last batch, and we're taking
some for ourselves.
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Wait, did I not pay you enough?
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It's got nothing to do with the money.
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What's going on?
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Why not? I paid you guys 20 bucks.
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Wait, excuse me, how much? As I already
made clear, this has nothing to do with
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the money. We just have a prior
commitment that we need to get to
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that's all. And you two should stop
fighting. You're clearly meant for each
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other. Hey, Kevin, let's actually not
upset the violent giants more than we
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to. If they want to fight, that's on
them.
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So, we good here or what? If you won't
make more sauce, then simply give us the
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recipe. Affirmative. So we may replicate
it. Alright. All right, fine. I'll send
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you the link.
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It's like the very first search we saw
for spaghetti sauce. Then we will take
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the remaining sauce and do battle
elsewhere.
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Perhaps another dimension.
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Or another point in time.
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Yeah, either of those are good.
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Goodbye, Ken.
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Goodbye, Earth friends of Ken.
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Hmm. Well, that was fun. Yeah, they were
nice.
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00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:26,580
Ish. And how much did we make for two
hours of work? We made $21 ,020.
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00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:31,340
Man, we probably should have kept doing
that for a while, huh?
335
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:35,540
What about all the stuff I said
regarding friendship and dinner?
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No, yeah, that stuff was probably right.
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You know, no regrets.
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Oh, man, you never know what's going to
explode in that show or who's going to
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make out.
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But it's usually Natasha and Fernando.
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They're nasty.
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To dinner party.
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Cheers.
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Oh, my God, that's good.
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00:25:58,070 --> 00:25:59,950
Kevin, this is amazing.
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00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:06,370
Oh, I'm glad you all like it. I don't
just like it. I love it. High kick.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye. Bye. Bye.
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