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Thank you.
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Hi. Hello.
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Hey.
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I'll catch you on the flip side.
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Hi. Go to hell.
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What?
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Okay.
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Hey, Kevin.
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What are you doing there, pal?
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Digging a tunnel to hell.
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Okay. Well, what are you doing later?
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Probably still this hell thing.
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Right. Do you want to get a pizza with
me and Tony instead?
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I probably can't, since I'll be in hell.
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Why are you doing this again?
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Because a butterfly said to.
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Hey,
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butterflies, which one of you told my
friend to go to hell? Hey, man, that
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have been any one of us. Yeah.
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Everyone can go to hell. Uh -huh. The
world is trash.
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You know it. All right. I get it. You
guys are super jaded and hate
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Been there. It's not as cool as you
think.
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Hey, man.
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We don't hate everything. We like art
and flowers.
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Flowers are beautiful.
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And we are cool. Super cool. Yeah. What
do you like? Video games and weed? Yeah.
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He looks basic.
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Basic?
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Are you kidding me? Here we go. Get it.
Get it. Get it.
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Huh.
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This isn't hell.
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Kevin. Huh?
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I'm sorry, do I know you? I know many
people, and I have many, many friends.
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Okay, are you telling me this, or are
you telling you this?
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Damn. Is it that obvious?
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Well, you definitely don't seem like you
have friends. Okay, that's enough.
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I had friends once, but people change.
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They let you down. I hear that. Someone
told me to go to hell today.
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And did you kill him?
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Uh, no.
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You should try killing him next time.
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Okay, maybe.
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So, what are you doing the rest of the
day? Should we keep hanging?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I'm kind of tired.
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Oh, hell yeah. Laser tag is dope.
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Swine boy.
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Ah,
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fuck. I almost missed free smoking day
at the gas station.
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Jesus, fuck. I look like that guy who
died from winning a cigarette smoking
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contest.
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Okay, well, uh, give him hell in the
midterms or whatever.
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Ah, shit!
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Did I get two weeks to open doors again?
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Oh, but the... What do I do?
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Hmm.
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Okay, okay, what's it gonna be?
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I could go to the doctor, I could go to
the gym, I could, uh... Fuck, who's
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that? Okay, um... Shit, what am I gonna
do? Oh, I'll jump out the window! And
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then I'll go to the gym!
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Swanson Dandolos. Huh.
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Says here you're eight years behind on
membership fees.
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No, wait.
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That's a different guy. I gave the wrong
name because I'm having a stroke.
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My name is Jim... Memberton?
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It says Jim Memberton died in 2019.
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Well, some teenagers burned down heaven,
and now I'm back. So you died, and then
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heaven burnt down, and then you had a
stroke? Yeah, what a day, you know?
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Well, you got a free session.
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Swan boy!
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Is that you?
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I'm sorry, do I know you? It's me,
Ryland. We went to high school together.
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It's not ringing any bells, man. I was
voted best body, even though it wasn't a
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category. Yeah, nothing. I almost died
on the way to prom because you cut my
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brakes. Buddy, I've cut a lot of brakes.
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Well, hey, water under the bridge.
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It looks like we've got our work cut out
for us.
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What are your fitness goals?
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I need to be able to open doors so I can
get a free slushie from the gas
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station. My man, that is very bleak.
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Let's do this!
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All right.
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Swan boy, I never thought I'd say this,
but maybe you're not gym material.
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I say, I say, what makes you say that?
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You're just too preposterous. I'm not
sure I can do this anymore.
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This is bullshit!
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You're supposed to be helping me! And I
can't even do that!
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My life is a lie.
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I see what's going on here. You're
trying to hoard all the slushies for
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yourself. I'll kill you!
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into prom.
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You were right to cut my break.
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I would be better off as a cautionary
tale.
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Hey! Read the sign.
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Read my dick.
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All right, that's it.
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I'm gonna lock you in your ass.
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Swanboy, you're using the treadmill
correctly.
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Hey, I am.
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Wow. I can do anything. I can put my...
I do as long as I create a problem to
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motivate myself. No, please don't learn
that lesson.
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Too late, asshole.
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Lesson learned. Okay, but don't lock it
in. I'm locking it.
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Hey,
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I did it. I opened the door.
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Ew, how does a slushie go bad?
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I won.
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And nobody helped me.
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Oh, hi.
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It's me, Ike. And this is Words with
Ike. You know, I've been in the word
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game for a long time and thought I'd
defined every word there is to know.
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But my team of researchers made an
astonishing discovery.
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There are indeed more words out there.
And so, we got back into action.
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We found words as old as time.
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As fresh as a spring breeze, we found
beautiful words and ugly words,
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clean words and a few dirty ones too.
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We found weird words and cool words and
some
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that might leave you feeling a little
jealous.
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So come, let's take a stroll with old
lady English down Lexicon Boulevard.
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I hope you brought your parasol, because
the forecast calls for sun
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with a chance of words with Ike.
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Kevin went to laser tag without us? I
mean, we got pizza without him. Well, he
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told me he was busy. Look.
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Is he hanging with a skull?
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Probably. I guess we would know if we
had been invited.
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Dude, since when do you even like laser
tag?
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Since I was excluded from the activity.
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That's usually how I find out I like
stuff. I get that. Oh, no. What, what,
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what, what? It's those guys from
earlier.
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Oh, it's on. Yeah, fuck him up. You done
messed up? The pretty ones? They're the
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ones that beat you up, huh?
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Not beat up.
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Just chased and taunted.
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For a mile.
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Oh, my God.
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You ran a mile? They called me basic. Is
that why you're wearing this new
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jacket? No, I always wear this. No, you
don't. I know all your clothes, and this
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is new. This is fabulous.
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Stand up and let me get a look at you.
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Right now?
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Yeah, come on, do a little spin.
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Yes, nice.
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You look dope in that.
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Right? Super not basic.
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Hey, give me that jacket.
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What? No. I would look dope in it. You'd
look ridiculous. With your tiny body,
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you could never pull this off.
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I could. Do I have to kick your ass
again? What the hell? What's happening?
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is it? Let's go find his friends now. We
can take them all.
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No, no, no, no. What? Look, I don't need
this drama.
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Kevin's hanging out with skulls. You're
stirring shit with the local butterfly
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population. Probably messing with the
ecosystem in some way. And one of us has
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work tomorrow.
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Oh, so you're too corporate for street
fights now? You know I love street
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fights. Yeah, remember that one time?
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Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah!
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You done did it now?
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Oh, it's gone.
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Have a... Yeah, sit down.
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Nice retort. Thank you. Pretty similar
to mine, though. Yeah, it was like a
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follow -up. A little one -two punch.
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Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.
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Go,
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go, go, go.
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We're pinned down here.
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The blue team is destroying us.
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It's because they have Jonathan.
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He's really good.
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There's only one way out.
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Kevin, you have to sacrifice yourself
for me.
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What? No, dude.
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I just met you. Yeah, no, I was just
kidding.
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Well, let's run out of here together.
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Oh, God.
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Ready? Oh, God, you can do this, Kevin.
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Go! You got this, Kevin.
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No,
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no, no, no!
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Now I... Damn it!
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Jonathan!
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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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Dude, chill.
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I am super chill.
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Hey, Kev, good game, man. Not good
enough to beat us, though. Am I right?
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Okay.
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What the heck was that?
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He was talking shit. No, he wasn't. I
peered into his soul. Stop peering into
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people's souls.
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Absolutely not.
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What?
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So, should we hang more?
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I have to get home. Ooh, I'll go home
with you. I need a place to crash.
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Let's hide out in my apartment.
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You need some wheels.
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Already on it.
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Ugh,
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what happened?
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Nothing. I'm good.
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Sorry we had to run from the police.
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It's cool.
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I was hoping to get some exercise today.
No, I'm a bad friend.
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You're not a bad friend. You're totally
an okay friend.
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Thank you.
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Kevin's a bad friend, though, for not
inviting us to laser tag. Oh, my God,
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drop it.
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Never. Oh, God. He's probably having the
time of his life right now.
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Hey, Dad?
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I develop an old school, and I think it
might be the devil. Kevin, what have I
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told you about archaeology? That it's a
game of thieves and liars. And? And that
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one day you'll dig up the devil. That's
right.
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Oh, man.
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And now he'll probably curse you and
kill everybody that you love. That
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I love a lot of people. You have to deal
with this, Kevin. You have to banish
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that demon.
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But it's so much work.
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Ask your friends to help.
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But they're busy.
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Kevin, your mom and I are going to be
very unhappy if the devil curses our
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family. Okay.
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Okay? Okay. Okay.
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Get your shit together, son.
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Yes, daddy.
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Now, Christoph, we've been in therapy
for over six months and you haven't
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a single thing seriously, have you? No.
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So what we're going to do now is an
exercise where you have no choice but to
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serious. It's called free association.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'll say a word and then all you have to
do is say the first thing that comes
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into your head, okay?
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Yep. You have to take it seriously for
it to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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Politics.
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Schmolitics.
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Family. Schmamily.
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Feminine. Schmeminin.
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Christoph. What? Do it properly. I am.
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Violence. Smilence.
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Accident. Schmaccident. Argument.
Schmargument. Beef and black bean.
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Schmackshameen.
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Alright.
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Uh... Schmaltz.
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Gotcha.
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Oh, yeah
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Oh, thank God.
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James, is this going to be my new nice
office where I spend all my time? Do you
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think it's cool?
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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Um, you know what would be cool is if we
went outside and we, I don't know,
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waved at our neighbors?
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They don't want to say hi to anybody.
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I know, but think about it. We go
outside, we say hello, they say hello
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We say, you want to come over? They say
yes.
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And I'm like, tight. We're over here,
we're having drinks, we're having
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They invite us over to their place.
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Boom. They have kid. A little bit later,
we have kid.
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I don't want anybody to come over. And
if they do, I hope the walls of our
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stop them from getting inside. And if
that fails, I hope they see from our
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objects that we have rich inner lives
and don't need them.
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Our first mail.
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Motorcycle for tonight.
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Motorcycle for tonight.
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Starts abruptly at sundown.
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That's exactly the first shit I'm trying
to do.
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Motorcycles tonight.
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Bit, motorcycles tonight.
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I don't care.
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Our first community event.
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And the neighborhood coming together for
motorcycle night.
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Do we own any lawn chairs?
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James, look, I can fit all my important
blue jars in here.
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I'm never going to have to leave this
room.
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You know, we're going to want something
kind of comfortable.
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We're probably going to be out there all
tonight.
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Motorcycles tonight.
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Snacks.
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Motorcycles tonight!
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Motorcycles tonight!
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Motorcycles tonight, right?
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Motorcycles tonight!
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Don't eat them all. They're motorcycle
snacks.
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Is this good for painting cars?
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The car's already painted.
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Like words on a car, not the whole car.
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Our car.
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That's what the license plate is for.
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Celebratory word.
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Well, well, well. Look who's laughing
now. They said you wouldn't amount to
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nothing, and here you are with your own
basket of wood.
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Because Motorcycles Tonight got
canceled.
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Bit? Bit, I think it's happening. Bit,
oh my God, I think they're here.
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Bit, they're here.
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Motorcycles Tonight is here.
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We need to go outside and be a part of
this right now. We need to go outside.
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00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,520
See, this is nice.
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00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,740
Hey. You Kevin's friend? Yep.
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00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,560
Dude, are you drinking one of my nice
beers?
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Mm -mm, probably.
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00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:33,260
Maybe you could ask next time. Maybe you
could fuck off next time.
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00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,100
Are you talking shit? Are you talking
shit?
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You can
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drink my beer if you want.
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I'm a turtle.
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Hey, bro.
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00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,000
Do you want to go to this sick club?
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I don't know. How sick is it? It's the
sickest one.
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Then yes.
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Wow, there's no line.
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Wait a minute.
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Kevin, what the hell is this?
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I don't know. I heard it was a sick
club.
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Aw, what, and this club just happens to
be on top of the hole you found me in?
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Makeup Lord!
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Fuck this.
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Oh, hey, Tanya.
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Hey, Kevin.
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What are you up to? Ernesto and I got
into a street fight with a butterfly.
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Tale as old as time.
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00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,230
Where is Ernesto, anyway? The demon
skull made him jump out of a window.
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00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,190
Turt, ew, where'd you get a gun, dude?
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eBay. Well, get rid of it. Throw it out
the window. Great idea.
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Cause this one's better.
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Throw that out the window, too.
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Any online retailer guns, get rid of
them.
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00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,500
Hey, hey, hey, stop it! That is
dangerous!
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00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,840
Yeah, so are demons, Kevin, that you
befriend and bring home.
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I won't apologize for having a big
heart.
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00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,220
Ah! Put myself out there and this is
what I get?
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00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,480
Oh,
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00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:12,920
give me a break. You know this guy?
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00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:18,240
Sort of. We were hanging out earlier,
but now I'm pretty sure he's the devil.
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00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:23,190
Kevin, you need to un... friend this
dude yesterday i already tried deceiving
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00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:28,310
him i'm at my wits end try harder come
up with a better deception it's the
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00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:34,750
tanya it's challenging hey guys you look
terrible i know
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00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:41,230
kevin's girlfriend tried to kill me and
he was drinking my nice beer wow kevin i
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00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:46,370
was gonna drink that beer hey my b my b
yeah it definitely is your b and i said
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it is
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You owe me a beer.
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I'm
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leaving.
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00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:05,820
What? Look, if you didn't want to hang,
you could have just said that. You
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didn't have to be an asshole about it.
Hey, but I... It's honestly just
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disappointing. But you killed someone.
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You've got a lot of growing up to do,
Kevin.
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Wait.
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Was I the asshole?
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I got to do.
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