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Hey, Tanya, do you consider me
successful?
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Yes, I do.
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I mean, not in a traditional sense.
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That's actually the sense I was hoping
for. You know, you're rich in happiness.
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I'm not that happy. Well, you're middle
class in happiness, and that is flavor
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because the middle class is vanishing.
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Okay. I think I should start doing stuff
with my life. That could be cool.
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I got stuff. I'm going to go check out
the new coffee shop. You want to come?
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The really far away one? It's only a...
68 -minute walk.
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Do stuff.
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Nah. I think I might do a little career
research. Good for you.
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Hey, Kevin.
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Hey, Tanya.
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What is up?
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Nothing. Just reconsidering my entire
life.
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You? Also nothing.
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You know, just being regular.
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Why do you sound suspicious?
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What? No, I'm not suspicious.
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You're sweating a lot.
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I was at soccer practice. You don't have
soccer practice on Sundays.
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Okay, listen.
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There's something wrong with the
bathroom. Kevin, what did you do?
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I didn't do anything.
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Have you been eating in there again?
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Yes. We better not have cockroaches.
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It's not cockroaches.
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Uh, it was like this when I walked in.
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Oh, my God.
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Kevin, did you leave cookies behind the
sink?
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Yes. That's why this thing is here. It
smelled your bathroom snacks.
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Oh, man.
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My B.
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Dude, you gotta stop this. We have a
kitchen.
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Well, sometimes I'm hungry in other
rooms. Hey, guys, what's up?
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Oh, man, what did you do?
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Kevin left cookies behind the sink.
Again. Kevin, we talked about that for
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hours. Hey, I'm still not convinced this
is my fault.
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You know what this means, right?
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We have to use the half bathroom. Oh, my
God, no.
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What the hell was that?
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Oh, hey, Cat.
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Kevin left cookies in the bathroom.
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Damn it, Kevin!
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There's nothing cool about eating
cookies on the toilet.
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Hey, cool it, man.
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No, I just cleaned in there. You cleaned
in there, like, two weeks ago. Yeah,
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two weeks ago, thoroughly cleaned.
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And may also I ask, when's the last time
you cleaned in there? This is not a
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competition. Life is a competition.
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And you're running in last place, buddy.
Give me that broom. I'm going to take
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care of this.
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Go on. Yeah.
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Uh, cat?
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All right, he's alive.
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Kevin, clean up your shit. I have life
stuff to figure out.
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Go on, boy.
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Hey,
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what gives?
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Why is that guy rich? I should be rich.
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Hmm, where does money come from?
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Hey, we should sue Blockbuster. You want
to sue Blockbuster?
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Yes, Rona.
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Noel and I used to work there, and
unless I'm mistaken, they had money. Do
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to keep up. They went out of business 12
years ago.
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Yeah, probably because somebody wouldn't
rent Pixar movies to people. The
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bloopers are unprofessional. They rock!
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Rona, you agree.
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The bloopers, we know them.
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They... I really love the Brave Little
Toaster.
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Yeah, no shit. Everybody loves the Brave
Little Toaster. You know why?
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There's no bloopers.
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No, it's a classic because of that rude
little radio voiced by John Robin.
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I can't believe you totaled my car
again.
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Why are you like this?
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I don't know. Probably the same reason
your ass is too big for your frame.
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God?
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It's actually Josh.
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Come on, boy. Noel's pretty upset he's
suing you. What? That bitch. I'll ruin
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him. Well, you know, I can help.
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Are you sure? Because, you know, once
you kill somebody, that follows you for
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life. What? No. I meant I can represent
you. I studied law.
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Wait. Were you going to kill Noel?
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Oh, my God. Rona. No.
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No. I'm going to have you do it.
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So, what are we talking?
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Just, uh... Standard suing a guy? I
don't care about the buddy. I just want
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teach him a lesson about respecting
other people's property.
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Okay, well, if things go south, I'll
give my friend the signal, and he'll
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everybody his hole.
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Usually ends in a mistrial, so no harm,
no foul.
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It's not one of your nicer holes.
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Wow,
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a real courtroom.
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This is my big chance.
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Big chance to do what?
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You know, fuck around, have fun. That's
what you do every day. Yeah, but not in
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a courtroom.
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Please don't make this worse than it has
to be.
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I wonder what would happen if I touched
the bailiff's gun.
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All rise for the Honorable Judge Hopper.
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Mr.
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Dandelos, you're being sued for reckless
endangerment. How do you plead?
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I'd like to call my first witness to the
stand.
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Myself!
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In all my years.
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Oh, great. He's on one.
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Place your hand on the Bible.
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Do you swear to tell the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth
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help you God?
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No.
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Excuse me?
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I don't need God's help. Jack, for
fuck's sake.
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Your Honor, Noel slandered Pixar and
their fine bloopers after recklessly
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allowing me into his car without doing a
seatbelt check. I did a seatbelt check.
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You took it off. You gotta do multiple
seatbelt checks with me. This is absurd.
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Go take a seat.
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Gladly.
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Overruled. Ride the lightning. Yes. Ride
the what? No.
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Overruled. Underruled. Overruled.
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Overruled. I agree.
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Oh, that's tricking the, ah, shit.
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God, give it up. All right, you're
embarrassing yourself. You're
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Rhoda. But no more than usual. And worst
of all, you're embarrassing me. Me. Of
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all people. You always make things like
this.
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All right, just give it up, and I'll
drop the case. No way! What if I'm
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You don't even know what you're arguing
about. Listen to yourself.
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No, thank you. I got a weird voice.
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Order!
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Order!
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Order! Order! Order! Order!
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I'm holding you both in contempt of
court.
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Get out of there!
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Well, Jill, we... meet again rhoda what
are you doing here practicing law
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without a license what do we think the
wi -fi situation is here
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Kevin!
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Did you clean the bathroom yet?
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You did not clean the bathroom!
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actually not that bad.
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Oh, shit.
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Come on.
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Hey, Kevin.
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Hey,
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Tanya.
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Hey, you just texted me the words
bathroom. Emergency in all caps. What's
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Yeah, I'm trapped in the half bathroom
at my place. Why are you using the half
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bathroom? There's, like, an alien or a
monster or something in the regular
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bathroom. Oh, man. Yeah, Kevin left
cookies in there. God, again?
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Yeah. I'm so glad I don't have
roommates. Thank God for Sola's job.
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You're living the dream.
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What are you up to right now? I'm still
at this coffee shop. The line is super
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long.
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Um... Do you want to maybe bail and come
get me out of here instead?
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No, dude, I've put two and a half hours
into this. I've got to see if it's worth
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the hype.
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No, yeah, that seems important.
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Listen, I'll come get you on the way
back. We can do lunch.
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Tonya, there's a spider in here. I'll
see you in like 84 minutes, okay?
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Oh, God.
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Don't get all stressed out.
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It's way too late for that.
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Oh, man.
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Um, excuse me.
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Do you think I could go in front of you?
My friend is stuck in his half
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-bathroom.
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Hey, lady, everyone's got problems. You
think I don't have to go let someone out
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of a bathroom after this?
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Do you? Yeah, my friend Karen. She's
been stuck in her bathroom for three
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Oh, Karen, no.
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You know Karen? No, but she sounds
incredible.
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She's one of my third best friends. Hey,
um, I'm just blue sky in here, but why
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don't we just order together?
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Are you getting any food?
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No. Yeah, me either. Great, thanks.
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Excuse me, do you think I... I can go in
front of you. My friend is stuck in his
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half -bathroom.
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I'm going to die in a half -bathroom.
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Not even a real bathroom.
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At least we became bros in the end,
didn't we, Spider?
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Thank you for believing in me.
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Ernesto, you still in there? Tanya, how
was the coffee? Not good.
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Did you lock it? Yeah, and then I broke
the door handle off. All right, all
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right. I'm going to try something.
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Hi.
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It didn't work.
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Should I try again?
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Yeah. Second high. I think it opens in
the other direction.
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Man, these doors are thin.
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Hey, Tanya. Hey.
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Why are you breaking my house?
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Kevin. Ernesto? Did you clean the
bathroom yet? Yeah, I mean, I'm doing
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I got the broom out.
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are you up to? I'm stuck in this goddamn
half -bathroom. Oh, you have to lift
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the door, then push.
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Oh.
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Hey, Tonya. Hey.
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Dude. Hey! No hey.
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Bathroom.
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Fine.
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Guys, I think I need help.
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Whoa. You guys need to clean your place
more.
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Shit. All right. We got to take care of
this right now.
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Kevin, grab the broom.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Look at this, Kevin.
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I've got this, Kevin.
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Dude, just be brave.
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Oh, man.
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Okay. Can I drink some alcohol first?
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I'd also like to drink some alcohol
first.
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You got so much to live for.
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There's still only a hundred bucks.
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Jump. What?
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Hey.
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Hey, I see you. You trying to break in?
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Not on my watch, pal.
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Oh, hi.
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Ben, not all gypsies are thieves.
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I didn't say he was a gypsy.
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You're a racist.
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You really went above and beyond today,
Walt. That was a risky move, but it got
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us the results we need to keep this
whole thing going.
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And since you helped me out, I have
something for you.
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Just a little thank you gift.
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Oh, I don't think he's trying to break
in, Ben.
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I think he's trying to help that boy on
the ledge.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, God. Hold on. Help is on the way.
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Oh, God!
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My son!
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Sir! Stay where you are!
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We are coming to help you now!
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Oh,
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we got a fucking dangler!
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I have a dangler.
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Is this your apartment, miss?
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Yeah, I was locked out.
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Is Walt okay?
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I asked him to climb in through my
window and let me in.
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Did he fall?
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Thanks again, Walt.
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I'll definitely remember these next
time.
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Hey. Hey.
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You're a hero, son.
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You smell like shit, but you're a
goddamn hero.
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Hey, are we going to hang out after
work?
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Yeah, I'd love to. Oh.
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Sorry.
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Let
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me
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ask you this.
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Have you ever seen a bunyip?
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Basically, I was just sitting around
doing pretty much nothing at my auntie's
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house when I heard a very loud honking
sound from behind the old jacaranda
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There's somebody there.
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Oh, a bunyip.
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What's your name, Cobber?
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Oh, I'm Sam.
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What about you?
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Yeah, me too. I'm also named Sam.
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No way.
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Nah, mate. I'm just yanking your chain.
My name's Glungo. Do you want to come
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and meet my family?
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I wanted to go to a music festival later
that month. I was kind of worried that
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the bunyips would try to eat my skin or
fuck me to death.
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Glungo sensed my unease.
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Relax, man. We aren't dangerous.
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Yeah, okay.
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Why not?
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Are you sure this is where I was to
wear?
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Oh, nah.
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You better put on a tuxedo.
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Let's go, mate. Hurry up.
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Gwongo's brothers and sisters greeted me
with a traditional song that was so
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gorgeous, it made me cry.
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And they even gave me a feed.
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I promised I'd come back to visit and
walked home with a very large smile on
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dial. My auntie couldn't believe what
I'd seen.
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Oh, they sound good. Trust me, they're
really good. I want to meet them ASAP.
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I'll borrow my mate's camera and we can
get some photos of the bastard.
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Hey! Go on, go!
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Sam the Man.
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Who's this?
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I'm Sam's auntie.
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Hey, you guys have really got the wow
factor.
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Ever thought about becoming famous?
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What is fame?
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She gave the bunyip the lowdown on
showbiz. I couldn't help notice she was
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nice examples like Nicole Kidman and
Brad Pitt and didn't touch upon the
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implications of celebrity like Kurt
Cobain and Amy Winehouse. We're going to
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superstars. I can't wait to attend the
Grammy.
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Let's take some snaps, shall we?
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Stand over there, sucking your gut,
please.
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Hold on to that deli cup.
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I might move around if you get the lock.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry about that.
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If Friday's this good, we have got to
make a calendar. New Year's is just
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the corner.
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Everybody will want one.
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It'll be the most popular calendar of
all time.
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Bad news for those Shetland firemen.
Those firemen will be fuming.
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Yeah, they'll be fuming so bad, they'll
have to use their hoses to put the cells
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out.
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Man, Glongo is such a crack -up.
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So, what do you think? I mean, we heard
you fellas are the largest and most
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successful calendar retailers in the
world.
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Sure. Mind if we take a look?
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Hold on.
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Where's December?
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Oh, yeah, there's only 11 bunions.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. Is that a problem?
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We always include... Every month of the
year in our calendars. It's one of our
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main policies. This is unacceptable.
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Can't you make an exception?
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It's got three eyes.
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No. Oh, Wongo's going to be devastated.
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Most people only have two. Please get
out of here.
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Hey, cheer up, little Sammy.
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Those suits don't know what they're
talking about. We made a great calendar.
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It's a shame they all died in the
bushfires, isn't it?
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We're knocked out.
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We're knocked out.
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We're knocked out of here.
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Deborah.
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Deborah.
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Deborah, you got a problem.
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You got a problem.
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You need to go home.
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Deborah, please.
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I know all the things that are bad for
me.
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He passed out.
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All right, let's get him to the couch.
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Guys, are you going to clean this up?
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Ready? Ready.
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you learn to throw a knife like that?
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Videos.
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Send me a link.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm alive.
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You guys saved me.
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You do respect me.
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I actually forgot he was in here.
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It's okay.
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What the hell was that thing?
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It was an alien parasite, I think.
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00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:37,540
Actually, I don't really know. Oh, my
God.
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00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,890
It's like I could feel it in my mind.
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00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:43,730
It kept just, like, telling me to call
my mother for some reason.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Kevin, are you
drunk?
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00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:49,050
Yes. Good. Can you show me where the
alcohol is?
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I killed a monster.
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00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:52,390
Yeah, thanks for that, man.
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You're everybody's hero today, pal.
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Pretty kitty.
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00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:01,670
So how about that lunch, darling?
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I don't know.
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I should probably get back to my career
search.
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00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:06,890
Then again...
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00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,240
I can't do anything if I'm hungry. Food
is the first step to success.
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00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,340
I'm writing that down. Oh, you should.
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00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,380
Hey, Kevin, you want to come eat with
us?
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I know. We should do all you can eat.
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Will that be enough?
365
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,300
We can get to order.
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00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:28,540
What about dessert? Oh, there's a new
hot cookie place on 4th. It's called Hot
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Cookie. Ooh.
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Oh my god.
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