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Did he show?
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No. What if he doesn't come?
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No big deal. I'll tell the story.
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Did he really start a fight in school?
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All I know is something happened and he
got sent to the principal.
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I bet he's grounded.
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What a jerk. Why did he start a fight?
And that's the kind of thinking that
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makes me nuts.
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What did he do?
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I know you... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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How come whenever something nasty goes
down, I take the heat? It's like... I'm
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guilty till proven innocent.
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Because you're usually guilty?
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No. Just because somebody does some
things sometimes doesn't mean he does
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everything all the time.
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Forget it.
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All right.
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I got a story about this very thing.
It's about a guy who's a little
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He doesn't go along with what's normal,
you know?
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People don't like things that aren't
normal. It makes them uncomfortable.
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But that's the way my guy likes it.
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That is, until he gets into trouble and
he has nowhere to turn.
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And the only person who believes in him
is the one person who fears the most.
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Committing for the approval of the
Midnight Society.
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I call this story... The Tale of Vampire
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Town.
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Coming. Mysterio funeral home.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm on my way.
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No. No, I won't forget the milk.
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Yeah.
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See you soon.
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Tonight I arrive in Wisteria, a fabled
vampire town.
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Only last week there was a vampire
attack in this quiet hamlet. Could it be
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Dreyfus, the greatest vampire of all,
has returned?
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Legend has it that he slept in the
catacombs beneath Wisteria for
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If this is true, and he is indeed risen
from his grave, I will do everything in
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my power to meet him.
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Faith.
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Toothpaste. Dad, take it easy.
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I mean... Father, please take care.
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Sorry, Mr. Lugosi.
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What's time?
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You know I only eat red meat.
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Yeah, peanut butter sticks to the fangs.
If I'm going to hunt vampires, then I
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need to think like a vampire.
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And I don't think that they eat bread
butter.
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Daria, one mile.
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You sure you want to go to this place? I
mean, I got field feeds for the Jets
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game tomorrow. Honey, this is Adder's
call.
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Yeah, but field feeds. This is a family
trip.
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We agreed as a family to let Adder
choose the place. Yeah, yeah.
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Transylvania, here we come.
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This is the place?
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Just as I imagined it.
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Better have cable.
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Oh, what is that?
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Mel!
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Raven's blood.
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Nightshade and mandrake. A vampire
delicacy from Romania.
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They can't resist it.
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He gets this from your side of the
family.
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Why did he always make fun of me?
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You're a great kid, Adder.
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But we just don't understand his
fascination with vampires.
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I'm sorry. If I'm not the person that
you want me to be... All we want is for
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you to be happy.
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And if that means dressing up and
carrying around bottles of stinky
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then go for it.
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Come on.
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I can't.
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Not till after sunset.
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Right. Gotta think like a vampire.
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You know vampires aren't real, don't
you?
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That's what we're here to find out.
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A cheery spot.
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Someone should open a window.
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We never open the curtains.
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Sunlight damages our antiques.
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But you do have cable, right? And
running water.
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Perfect. We booked two rooms.
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It should be under the name Carbio.
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Sign the book, please.
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And your other guest?
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He'll be here after sunset.
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Don't ask.
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What's this about this town being full
of vampires?
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Old fables, like the Witches of Salem.
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I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
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We heard there was a vampire attack last
week.
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Do you believe in vampires?
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Of course not.
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Neither do I.
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Neither does anyone else in Wisteria.
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We've been fighting those rumors for
years. It keeps the tourists away. Or in
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our case, it attracts them.
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Still, people believe what they want to.
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Speaking for the citizens of Wisteria,
we'd appreciate it if you wouldn't
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silly rumors.
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Memo to self.
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hotel guy about vampires.
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He's gonna love Adder.
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I wouldn't fool around in that getup if
I were you.
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Show me to my room.
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Number 16, up the stairs to the left.
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I want to see the catacombs.
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Catacombs?
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They've been closed for years.
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Closed?
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I mean, show me.
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I understand there's an entrance in the
basement of this inn.
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Is that the way?
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The catacombs are sealed up.
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Why are you so interested?
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To say I have an appointment.
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Did you get a look at what attacked you
the other night?
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Too bad.
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Because somebody just checked in that's
making me very nervous.
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My father looks at me like I were from
another world.
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Perhaps I am.
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Or should be.
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The catacombs are sealed.
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But that won't stop me.
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Tonight. While everyone sleeps, I will
find Dreyfus, if he exists.
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You'll add her. What are you writing?
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Nothing.
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You're writing something.
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You just make fun of it, like everything
else.
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Well, hunting vampires is pretty goofy.
Let's talk about something else.
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Well, I'm turning in.
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We have plenty to talk about tomorrow.
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Yeah, a real yak fest.
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You sure he's the one who jumped me?
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Why else would he be coming down here?
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We got him, all right.
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He's really here.
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Don't move, you devil!
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Thought we saw the last of your kind
ages ago! My kind? What are you... Hey,
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whoa, whoa. I'm not a vampire.
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Look out!
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Get down!
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Fuck!
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Come on, I know another way.
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Cover the south tunnel. I'll track the
north.
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What do we do when we get him?
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Stake the vampire.
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What am I doing?
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I gotta be crazy.
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Who are
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you?
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I am the dragon.
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You're real?
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I never thought I'd really find you.
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You're not what I expected.
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Feed.
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Feed? He will not feed.
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I swear I'm not a vampire.
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I'm a vampire hunter.
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Look at him. He looks like a vampire.
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Stay dead!
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You're right.
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He came up through here.
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That's how he nearly got you the other
night. He can't be far.
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Let's split up.
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We've got you now.
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He wasn't in the... It's okay.
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He can't get away. Wait.
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I swear I'm not a vampire.
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My name is Dr. Carbile.
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My parents are saying that you're in.
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You vampires are all the same.
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Real brave until you're about to get
stained.
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No, look.
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Where are you?
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Kissy? Hello?
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Don't let him fool you.
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Why don't you rats leave our town alone?
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But I'm a kid. I go to Westport High,
ninth grade.
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This is just an act.
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So... So... So what?
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So I can pretend.
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I wanted to see if vampires are real.
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And they are. I found one. So did we.
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And we're going to send you back where
you came from.
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Raven's blood?
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Nightshade and mandrake all the way from
Romania.
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For you, better than blood, isn't it?
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And you, you haven't eaten in a long,
long time.
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You saved my life.
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Um, yeah. I guess I did.
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So, it was Dreyfus all along.
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I never thought I'd find him. It was all
just a dumb game.
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Oh, it's not a game here, son.
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There are dozens of vampires buried down
below.
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We don't usually have problems, but
every so often.
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So, this really is Vampire Town.
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I'm sorry, kid.
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If there's anything I can do to make it
up to you.
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Actually, there is.
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You can tell that hotel guy that I'm not
really a vampire.
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Stanley?
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That little weasel ran away, didn't he?
Yeah.
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He really is kind of a weenie.
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You know, this place isn't so bad after
all. And today is going to be about
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Adder, right?
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Adder? Yes, Adder.
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Our Adder?
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Adder?
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Hey, guys.
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How did you sleep?
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Terrific.
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You feeling okay?
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I couldn't be better.
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Good.
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You ready to go check out those
catacombs?
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Did you really go with me?
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Hmm. It's a little weird, but if you're
into it, who am I to judge?
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Well, thanks a lot, Dad.
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But they're closed.
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Really?
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Ah, gee.
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Too bad.
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So, let's do something else.
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Um, I thought maybe we could use those
jet tickets.
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You're kidding.
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You want to go to the game?
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But what about the vampire hunt?
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I came. I saw.
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It's over.
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You sure?
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Positive. Well, let's hit it. We'll make
it in time for kickoff.
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I'll be right there.
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Hello?
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Hello, Andrew.
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Hey, thanks for not saying anything to
my parents about last night.
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I don't think they'd understand.
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I'll never breathe a word.
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In case you run into any more vampires.
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How kind.
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Well, bye.
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Oh, you know, there's something that I
don't get. If Dreyfus only rose last
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night, then who attacked Mr. Mueller
last week?
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I was hoping people would think it was
you.
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Yeah, but we, uh... Wait.
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What do you mean, hoping?
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It's getting harder and harder to get by
undetected.
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I hope you like Vampire Town, because
you'll be staying here a long, long
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And that's the end.
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That was a great story.
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Well, meeting's over.
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We're out of here.
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I'm sorry, Quinn.
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It wasn't fair to think you started the
fight. It's okay.
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Yeah, me too, dude.
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I wasn't thinking.
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Don't worry about it.
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So,
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who
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did start the fight?
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I did. But, hey, the guy deserved it. He
nabbed my lunch.
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Yeah, I kind of figured.
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That's because you're a smart guy, just
like me.
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