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There's one thing that everyone does,
and that's eat.
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Most people love to eat, and others eat
only because they have to.
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Others will eat anything, just as long
as there's plenty of it.
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That's me.
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Yeah, me too.
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Some people think eating is the most
important thing there is.
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And those people are called chubsters.
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No, it's not because they eat a lot.
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It's because they're very picky about
what they eat.
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You mean because of allergies?
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No.
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These people love a certain kind of food
so much, they'll do anything to get it.
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Anything.
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And if someone gets in their way,
well...
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Submitted for the approval of the
Midnight Society,
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I call this story... The Tale of the
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Gruesome Gourmets.
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I don't have time for natural disasters
this morning. You tenants are moving in
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today. Make sure they get the fees.
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I thought you didn't want to rent the
place for a while. I didn't, but these
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people took one look at the big kitchen
and offered me twice what it's worth.
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Why is the kitchen so important?
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Oh, you'll see.
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Why are you all wet?
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David tried to... Tell me later.
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And dry off before Candy gets here.
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Oh, we don't need a babysitter. That's
like saying a zoo doesn't need cages.
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Be good.
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It's your job. You're the responsible
one.
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Forget something?
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I'm the smart one, too.
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Give me that.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, what happened?
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You ruined my paint job.
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Paint job? You...
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Look here, Meatball.
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Driveways are for cars, not bikes.
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You were going too fast.
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You're going to pay for this, porkchop.
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Because if you don't, I'm going to burn
you like toast.
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Come on, Candy.
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Sorry, David.
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Horse chop?
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Gee, thanks for helping. What was I
supposed to do? The guy's a gorilla.
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He certainly is a strapping fellow.
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Indeed. Built like a side of beef.
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Uh, something we can do for you? Oh,
perhaps.
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This is Mr. Pym. And this is Mr.
Collins.
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We're your new neighbors.
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Oh, uh, I'm Damien. This is my little
brother, David.
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You're both very little.
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In desperate need of some meat on those
bones.
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Well, here are the keys.
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We'll show you the apartment.
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Oh, that isn't necessary.
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We relish discovering new places on our
own. Yes, we just gobble it up.
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Adieu.
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Oh, by the way, we're interviewing
housekeepers this afternoon.
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Would you boys be lambs and send them
directly to us?
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Uh, sure, no problem. You got it.
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Toodle -oo!
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I love this bike.
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Forget the bike. How are you going to
get the cash to fix Chuck's car?
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I put a lot of thought into this.
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I'm going to fix the bike and sell it.
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As what? Crop metal?
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Put a little more thought into it?
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Not unless you're Fim and Colin.
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Nope. They're new tenants.
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They invite you for dinner yet?
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No. They will.
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I hope they're on the ground floor.
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Second floor.
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Figured.
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That afternoon, people started coming to
apply for the housekeeping job.
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The two strange men were very particular
about who they wanted.
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People came one after the other, but Mr.
Pym and Mr. Collins knew right away
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they weren't right and sent them away.
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But the afternoon wasn't over yet.
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Up there, second floor.
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Don't get used to the place.
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I knew this was hopeless.
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Chuck is going to come after me. And I
don't even have my bike to escape on.
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That's a waste of powder.
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Yeah, it's a piece of junk.
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That's weird.
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What?
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That chubby guy never came back.
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Oh, I can tell just by looking at you
that you are... Just the type we need.
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Won't you have a cup of our famous
pineapple cider?
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It's none of our business.
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You're such a chicken.
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Hello, young man.
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I'm looking for... Sorry, lady. Too
late.
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A guy went up yesterday and never left,
so he probably got the job.
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Oh, what's he, a rather large man?
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You mean tubby. Yeah, about like you.
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auditioning for a circus?
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Hello there.
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You're just in time for a cup of our
famous pineapple cider.
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Listen for another scream.
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Who are you two coconuts spying on?
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Nobody. Let go.
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I just found out it's going to cost me
200 bucks to fix my car.
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Now, if you don't come up with the cash
by Friday, you're toast.
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You got it?
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Toast!
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Toast? A tasty idea.
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There's something fishy going on up
there.
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Fishy? You only say that on TV.
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I want to get a look inside. Let's go up
the fire escape.
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No way.
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Why not? You being chicken again?
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No. It's just that, uh... You'll need to
look out down here.
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Yeah, I'll work. Thank you, Lou.
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Careful, young man.
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One flip and you're hamburger meat.
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I was, um, looking for my basketball.
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All the way up here.
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Uh, yeah, that's why I need binoculars.
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Won't you come in for dinner?
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Let me help you inside.
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No!
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You better scream, toast boy, because by
tomorrow, you gotta come up with 200
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bucks.
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I hate that guy.
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Forget him. I figured out what's going
on upstairs.
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What? You know the giant pots and pans?
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Yeah. And the disappearing people?
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Yeah. And stuff made from their clothes?
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Yeah. And the pineapple cider they drank
just before disappearing?
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Yeah. Tommy, I know what's going on.
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What? Our new tenants are ca - cannibals
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i'm not breaking in there it's not
breaking
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in if you have a key i don't know look
all we gotta do is find proof they're
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cannibals take it to the police and
collect a big reward then i can pay off
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chuck and we all live happily ever after
what are we gonna find that proves that
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they're cannibals on second thought
don't answer that if you get my meeting
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Good for thought, Mr.
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Collins. How do we get something that
big of a thing without those boys
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speaking? Indeed, this is a pickle.
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They've gotten rather suspicious.
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Well, if they discover our secret, we'll
just have to have them for dinner.
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Agreed. Did you hear that?
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The Chups just want to have us for
dinner.
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We've got to tell Mom.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, Mom, guess what? Our new neighbors
are cannibals.
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Nobody's going to believe us without
proof.
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Little heat head.
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That'll teach him to mess with my car.
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This place is a
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nightmare. Look around for something.
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I'm looking, but I don't want to find
anything.
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Yo. I got a delivery for you two guys.
Isn't that nice? You saved us a trip.
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Hey, look at this.
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How to serve six people.
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Trim the fat off your man.
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The carnivore's guide to picking the
right cut of meat. Cannibal cookbook.
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Let's see what the main ingredient is.
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Jewelry from their victims.
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Yeah, but it doesn't prove anything.
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Be careful.
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We wouldn't want to bruise anything.
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Who's one thing?
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They like Italian food.
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Uh -oh.
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What?
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The freezer.
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One, two, three.
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I think my spenders are falling.
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You go first,
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Colin.
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Frank and Bean, Steak Diane,
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Virginia Ham, Hamburger Patty, Head
Cheese.
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People food, man. I mean, it's food made
from people.
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Good grief.
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It's the cannibals.
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How big a mess.
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Wait, the back door.
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What's going on there?
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Who's in here?
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Those nosy little boys.
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You know them.
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They're going to find themselves in hot
water very soon.
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I cannot believe you locked them in
there.
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Hey, little squids deserved it. You
know, sometimes you really are a
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Okay, stay here while I straighten this
out.
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boy's babysitter? I hope they're not
being pains.
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Candy, how sweet.
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Won't you come in?
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Oh.
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Welcome, Candy.
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Please, sit down.
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Oh, no. They've got Candy. Let us fix
you a cup of our famous pineapple cider.
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They're making her pineapple cider.
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Every time somebody disappears, that's
what the cannibals gave them. Are you
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sure the boys aren't here?
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Sandy, what a delightful name.
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Nothing tastes sweeter.
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We've got to do something.
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Like what?
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Nothing like a hot cup of pineapple
cider to cure what's eating you.
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You know what's eating her. What's going
to be eating her.
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No, I should really go find those boys.
Nonsense.
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Not before your cider.
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We've got to stop him. Forget it.
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David, he's chicken now.
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You know, I don't really like cider.
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Oh, you'll like this cider.
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It's a once -in -a -lifetime experience.
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Tommy, please.
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I'm tired of you and the responsible
one.
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Don't drink into the cannibals!
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Cannibals, that is ridiculous.
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Okay, then how do you explain the giant
stove and weird tools?
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Because gourmet cooking requires special
equipment.
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And as for the large size, well, we have
sizable appetites.
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But we heard that guy scream, and then
he disappeared.
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Yes, he took one look at that filthy
stack of pots and faintly left after he
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came to.
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Didn't want the job. I guess you missed
him. What about the jewelry and the
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phony cookbook?
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We keep our valuables hidden in case of
intruders.
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Apparently, we need a safer place.
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Okay, okay.
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How about the lady in the polka dot
dress?
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You made napkins out of her clothes.
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Hello!
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Am I late for dinner? Not at all.
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You're right on time.
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Oh, yummy!
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And I brought you another present.
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Aprils! To match the napkins you gave
us.
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How lovely.
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So what's the deal with the cider?
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Oh, you mean our famous pineapple cider?
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I just bought some. It's delicious.
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We blush.
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Boy, I think you owe an apology.
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I'm sorry I thought you ate people.
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Me too.
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Apology graciously accepted.
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And David.
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To show that there are no hard feelings,
we have something for you.
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Open it!
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Oh, man!
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Thank you!
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To celebrate our new friendship.
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Why don't you all join us for dinner
this evening?
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We're having a very special meal. It's a
luau theme. We even had
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special placemats made. We're cooking up
something extra special.
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Chuck steak on toast.
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What did you bring to eat?
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Something very special.
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00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,000
It's my favorite.
258
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,240
I don't think I'm hungry anymore.
259
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:32,400
Uh, that's roast beef, right? Not
exactly.
260
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,160
Then what is it?
261
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,340
Well, it's tasty.
262
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,200
It's meaty.
263
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,780
It's tongue.
264
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,420
Bon appetit.
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