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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:05,750 Yo, yo, Shrek. 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,050 Shrek. 3 00:00:08,630 --> 00:00:09,630 Shrek. 4 00:00:09,950 --> 00:00:11,450 It's Dustin Diamond, man. 5 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:12,850 I'm bored, Squeak. 6 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:16,470 Hey, why don't you squeak out one of them funny TV jokes like you used to do 7 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:17,490 back in the day, Squeak? 8 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:19,529 All right. 9 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:20,990 I got a funny joke for you. 10 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:25,130 I get out tomorrow, and you got six more years for selling weed. 11 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:32,650 You're not going to get saved by the bill. 12 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:34,050 This time. 13 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,690 It's Screech. Go to hell. 14 00:00:52,550 --> 00:00:53,550 Hello? 15 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:55,830 Dad! Dad? 16 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:59,750 Oh, kid, I'm... Wait, what the hell? You're home! 17 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:00,950 Check it out! 18 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:16,590 who you two people are. 19 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:23,030 Hey, Levi, I think I know the name of that song. 20 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,210 I think it's called Noise Complaint. 21 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:28,690 See, Levi, you're disrupting the whole neighborhood. 22 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:32,790 Let Mama show you how it's done. 23 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,920 Okay, 24 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,660 listen. Don't freak out. You're in hell. 25 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,720 What? Yeah. Why? 26 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:05,680 For a lot of reasons that I think that you know. 27 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:09,979 Satan's a huge fan, though, and he wants you to reprise your most popular role 28 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:11,600 as lovable goofball Squeak. 29 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,120 You are aware that it's Screech, though, right? Listen to me. All right, it's 30 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,770 Squeak. The Satan thinks that it's squeak, so it's squeak from now on. All 31 00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:21,730 right? I never want to hear the word screech ever again. 32 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:28,530 I'm in a sitcom. 33 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:34,350 Whoa! 34 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,010 Whoa! 35 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:41,450 There you are. We have to hurry, or we're going to be late for League Night. 36 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:43,550 Um... 37 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,500 Why is it snowing inside the house? 38 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:52,480 Honey, remember when you said, it'll be a cold day in hell before you let anyone 39 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,440 touch your prize bowling ball? 40 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,200 I've never said that. Get in here, Levi! 41 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,920 Papa, it's stuck. 42 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,220 Wow, 43 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,700 a hacky sitcom star being forced to star in a hacky sitcom in hell for all of 44 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,700 eternity? 45 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:12,120 Pretty genius, sir. 46 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,800 Hacky. No, it's funny. 47 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,880 Razzleberries! 48 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,320 Why the hell did I just say that? 49 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,000 Oh, razzleberries better not be my catchphrase. 50 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,000 Razzleberries! Oh, come on, I'm being forced to say it. 51 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,900 Razzleberries. See, that's going to be the next dynamite, you know? 52 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,100 What is that? 53 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:37,760 Well, that's a catchphrase, Claude. You know, like, hey, sit down and potsy. 54 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,500 Nanu nanu. 55 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:40,900 Plain de plain. 56 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,780 Jane, you ignorant slut, you. 57 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,220 Yeah, that's a ticket. No soup for you. I don't get any of those references, but 58 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:48,920 I was referring to that. 59 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:56,740 Razzleberries! 60 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:01,660 Boob farts! 61 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:03,500 Razzleberries! Boob farts! 62 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,040 It's your turn, Squeak. 63 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,180 What are you doing? Trying to kill myself. 64 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,740 Judging by his bowling game, I don't blame him. 65 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:24,500 Seriously, though, you can't kill yourself. We've all tried thousands of 66 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,120 Are you serious? 67 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:30,380 Tens of thousands of times. Come on, man. I've spent my entire life trying to 68 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:33,160 distance myself from Screech. Good. That's good. That's good. Because if you 69 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,800 enjoy it, it's not a torture and Satan will end it. So you gotta hate it, but 70 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,420 then you gotta, like, enjoy it. 71 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:40,180 Like life on Earth. 72 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:43,440 Boy, you're up. Come on. Make your papa proud. 73 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:48,000 All right, all right. Guys are watching, just like I showed you. Get in there. 74 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,060 Levi, you're killing me. What's going on, son? 75 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,960 Sorry, 76 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,600 Dad. I slipped on the ice. 77 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:00,260 Spare me the sob story, you turkey. 78 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,380 And don't eat that yellow snow. 79 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,660 See, you're getting it. 80 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,160 Sparing turkey are dumb bowling terms. 81 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,200 And the snow part, right? 82 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,560 I was kind of putting a hat on a hat. 83 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:14,760 Hyrule Lagoon is a sheet of ice. 84 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,040 Hell is literally freezing over. 85 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,140 All because of that one line of dialogue? 86 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,460 Seems like a pretty thin B -story, Satan. It's not a B -story, Claude, 87 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:25,500 What writer would think of something so dumb? 88 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,260 The magic I use to create the sitcom is spreading like a virus. 89 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:34,220 And if I can't stop it, hell could become a frozen tundra. 90 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:35,620 Hey, Satan! 91 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,460 This hot poker ain't hot anymore. 92 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,640 All right, well, then, just stick it on your tongue. 93 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:46,820 Yeah, but it's already been up my ass. I know exactly where it's been, Eddie. 94 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:19,700 I found something here. 95 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:24,360 In order to reverse the spell and get the snow to stop, I need the eyes of a 96 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,299 small child. 97 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,360 Oh, that's it? I thought you were going to ask for something ridiculous. 98 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,680 Where are we going to find a child in hell? 99 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,000 This child falsely accused a priest of rape. 100 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:44,560 That's not even a joke. That actually happened. I don't think an Iowa's child 101 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,100 going to play very well with our audience. 102 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,600 It's a bit of a down. 103 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,190 Am I right? 104 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:52,050 It's even more of a downer. Being frozen in hell for all eternity. 105 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:54,470 Now you get out there and you go find this kid and you rip his eyes out and 106 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:56,770 bring him back to me. I can't take much more of this. All right. 107 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,450 Boob farts. 108 00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:06,570 Can we please do something about the temperature in here? We actually can. 109 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:08,670 You want to reverse the spell? 110 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:13,430 And to keep hell from freezing over, all you need to do is stab your son's eyes 111 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:14,750 out. Wait, what? 112 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:16,350 No. 113 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:17,590 No. 114 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:21,290 I'm sorry, I just don't see Squeak doing that. Really? This is weird because, 115 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:27,010 from my recollection, you stabbed somebody in real life, Dustin. Look, I 116 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:28,150 knife, yes, but it was for defense. 117 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:31,270 Some guy tried to choke me and nicked his arm. It was a big to -do. 118 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:35,890 The media just loves to spin that whole child star gone bad angle. That's why 119 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:36,950 this show is so important. 120 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,850 Gives me a chance to rehabilitate my image. Wait a second. 121 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,450 So none of this is a torture for you? 122 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:45,050 I'm acting, Gary. 123 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:46,690 Hello, I'm... 124 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:51,430 Fine, I'll stab the boy's eyes out. 125 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:54,090 It's my job! 126 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:58,130 Fart. 127 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:01,710 Boobie fart. 128 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:04,510 Alright. 129 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:07,430 Here, your eyeball. 130 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,990 I feel terrible about myself. 131 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:14,890 I always wanted to see life through the eyes of a child, but this is ridiculous. 132 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,540 Yeah, sorry, buddy. 133 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:23,880 After this whole child eye thing, your character's just not testing well with 134 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:27,060 audiences. I got like 15 seasons left in me. Funnier when he was fatter. We'll 135 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:28,760 write a scene where I'm handling a puppy. 136 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,260 Where I save a puppy from a bunch of snakes. 137 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,220 What is that? 138 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,500 I'll be damned. 139 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,100 It's a thermostat. 140 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:41,400 Somebody must have nudged it. 141 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:45,920 Snow is stopping. 142 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,440 Boy, is our electrical bill going to go through the roof. 143 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:56,960 Take these and go. 144 00:08:58,520 --> 00:08:59,640 You guys have it. 145 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:01,420 That is funny. 146 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,420 I guess I'll be going. 147 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,360 That was funny. 148 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:18,989 I mean it. 149 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:19,990 Hey! 150 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:23,450 Let's hear it for the man with the plan. Hey! 151 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:28,050 I just wanted to tell you, I really, really love the direction the show is 152 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:31,950 going. Thank you. And I've decided to greenlight it for a thousand seasons. 153 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:33,350 A thousand seasons? 154 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,570 Razzleberries! 155 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:46,250 Yeah, I'm kidding. It's canceled. 11135