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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,100 This isn't a Belgian waffle. 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,400 You need batter. 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:10,620 This is amateur hour. You're the batter. No, you're the batter. You got to lie 4 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:14,260 down in the thing, close the lid, your guts come out into tiny squares, and 5 00:00:14,260 --> 00:00:15,119 makes the waffle. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,620 No, I'm deflavoring. 7 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:17,990 You still need batter. 8 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:21,470 This should have been buttered or some type of nonstick, because you're never 9 00:00:21,470 --> 00:00:24,570 going to get me out of here. No, you supposed to stick, so then when I pull 10 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:28,730 the lid, parts of you get stuck to both sides of it. Cleanup is a bitch with 11 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:32,870 these things. If you wanted to squish me and press me and burn me in a waffle 12 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:36,290 iron, that's one thing. But if you want to make what you were told, Belgian 13 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:41,370 waffles a la Troy, you need some batter. He's stalling. Just close the lid. By 14 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:42,930 the way, I should have been buried. 15 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,199 Hours ago. 16 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,500 Just go bury Eddie. I'll cook myself. I got this. 17 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:49,980 You're not supposed to do that. You are now a torture, okay? 18 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,460 Stop putting on air. 19 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:54,980 It's just a little slap on the wrist. I'm going to be red and running the show 20 00:00:54,980 --> 00:00:58,260 before you know it. And when you see me walking around in my pleated khakis 21 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:02,100 again, Eddie boy, you are going to be at the top of my ass -kicking list. Can 22 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:05,180 you help me bury him and then we'll come back here and we can do the waffle 23 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:06,180 thing together? 24 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:11,640 You can't handle two tortures at once, can you? Hey, he's talking back. He's 25 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,640 supposed to do that. 26 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,560 Yeah, don't you talk back, Troy. 27 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,700 Because you talk back, I'm going to start kicking back. That's burial, Gary. 28 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,500 Two torches at once. 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,500 Talk about multitasking. 30 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:35,020 Oh, no, Eddie's suffocating. Hurry, Gary, save his life. Give him mouth to 31 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:36,020 mouth. 32 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:38,040 But he's still making noise. I don't think he needs to. 33 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:39,580 All right. 34 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,220 What's up with this waffle? There's no batter on it. I was just taking a little 35 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,220 break, Satan. 36 00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:46,340 Gary said I could. 37 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:47,620 You lie! 38 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:51,860 You know, I came here to give you your horns back, Troy. Thank you so much, 39 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,180 You know, but on second thought, I think you haven't learned your lesson. 40 00:01:56,660 --> 00:02:02,180 Eddie, I have no idea how you buried yourself alive and somehow added a 41 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,640 of dead flowers on top. 42 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:07,100 Well, Gary did all the work, sir. I did all the work, sir. No, you didn't shut 43 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:07,869 up, Gary. 44 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:10,830 I've been watching you since the late 70s, just walking around here with your 45 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:15,390 head up your ass. But today, you showed me you got what it takes to be a demon. 46 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:16,910 Eddie, these are yours. 47 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:24,590 Oh, thank you, sir. Those are my horns. I put my initials on them. Troy is 48 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:26,450 excelling in our torture program. 49 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:30,070 Which is why I'm giving you my Torture of the Month award. 50 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:32,930 Eddie, I want you to give Troy his trophy. 51 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:36,610 And I've got some lube and some instructions here on how to insert it. 52 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:37,750 that's not lube, that's sand. 53 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,370 Is this really happening? 54 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:43,550 Hey, Troy, you know I didn't ask for this. 55 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:45,070 You're going to Hollywood! 56 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,440 anything that's like animal free, cruelty free? 57 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,700 I'm a vegan. 58 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,120 I got raw hide. 59 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,600 Deer hide. 60 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,360 No, I... Horse hide. 61 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:14,280 These are all animals. I want something that isn't an animal. 62 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:18,440 I got suede back here. You know, that does come from an animal, I believe. 63 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,739 Cow hide. 64 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:22,020 Listen to the first part of that. 65 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,380 One shot is 12. 66 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:25,380 Try cracking that. See how that bad boy does. 67 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,740 Thank you so much. 68 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:33,300 There you go! you Wall Street scum, you predatory lending prick. 69 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,880 Terrific. Bye, Troy. 70 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,620 Ready for Eddie. 71 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:40,860 Wow, 72 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,920 this is my new cube? 73 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:46,540 Hi, Keith. 74 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:50,180 What's up, man? 75 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,500 I got your email set up, Eddie. Thank you, Keith. 76 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,660 Your password's trader dollar sign fell out. 77 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:01,300 This should be easy for you to remember, but I put it on a post -it. Don't do me 78 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,300 like this. 79 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:04,120 I'm still the same old Eddie. 80 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:07,380 Yeah, don't you tell yourself when you whip us? When you're sitting in your 81 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,279 fancy cube? 82 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,900 You're such an asshole since the promotion. 83 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,680 I'm just doing my job here. Don't bust my balls on this. Why not? You're going 84 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,019 to be busting ours with the gonad hammer down my ball -busting rock. 85 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:22,260 Yes, probably, but again, I'm just doing my job. I'm sorry. 86 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:24,800 Way to remember where you came from. 87 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,960 Damn. Eddie, my man. 88 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:32,320 What's up, man? I heard the good news. 89 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,100 Punch it in, baby. 90 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,740 Don't leave me hanging like this. 91 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:38,780 Come on, Eddie. Punch it in, man. Would you die for him, Eddie? 92 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,340 Would you die for him, Eddie? 93 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,660 Oh, there he is. 94 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,160 Welcome aboard, Eddie. 95 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,500 Give me some skin. 96 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:46,800 Give me some skin, Eddie. 97 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,140 Skin's the best part. 98 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:55,040 Just give it a minute. Yeah. 99 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,720 We look forward to working with you. 100 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,900 Eddie! Stop it! Eddie! 101 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,100 It's good to be aboard. 102 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,080 No, I know. I know you are. I'm happy to be part of the team. 103 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,500 All right, this next little bit's got nothing to do with our jobs. It's 104 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,820 hologram. It's good to be aboard. 105 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,420 I'm happy to be aboard. 106 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,020 It's so cold, Mama. 107 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,420 What will we eat to sustain ourselves, Mama? 108 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,280 What would you advise them to eat? 109 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,780 Think, Eddie. What poor defenseless thing in this scene is edible? 110 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:42,960 Congratulations! You chose the baby. No, no, no, no, no. The baby blank and not 111 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:47,000 the baby. The baby will be an excellent source of protein for these settlers 112 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,900 until they're brutally murdered by Indians. 113 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,440 Bring him down. 114 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,700 Good job picking the baby. Babies are good eaters. They're like the veal of 115 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,880 people, you know? For the record, I picked a blanket. 116 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,120 Did you write this email and send it to the entire department? I'm confused. It 117 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:08,320 came from your computer. It says, uh, I don't have what it takes to be a demon. 118 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,120 I'm weak and soft, not strong like Troy. 119 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,820 Troy should have his horns back. 120 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,320 Stupid Satan really blew it with this one. 121 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,080 Satan's a sad loser, almost as sad as Eddie, who is me. 122 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:23,520 Who is very weak. Why would I write that? I mean, I worship you, sir. 123 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:28,280 did write this, Eddie, has got spunk and grit. He's treacherous. He's not afraid 124 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,820 to speak his mind, you know? 125 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,440 Oh, you know I did write that. No, you didn't. You know who did write this? 126 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:38,160 Troy. Troy hacked into your account to purposely make you look bad. Because 127 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,960 got attitude, Eddie. And you need to get that attitude. 128 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,040 Have you shoved that trophy up his ass yet? Oh, no. We said we were going to 129 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,560 circle back and forth because that's what fits Troy's schedule. He doesn't 130 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,560 the schedule. You do. 131 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,240 Now you take this trophy and you shove it up his ass. You hear me? 132 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,380 Yes, right. Get out of here. No, I'll put it in his ass. Yeah, get in there. 133 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,820 Please don't do it, Eddie. Please. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. You don't 134 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:59,280 have to do this. It's too bad. 135 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:03,100 I can't hack it. I'm weak. I'm not strong like you. I'm not strong like 136 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:07,200 weak. My body's not made for that to happen to me. Please. I'm begging you. 137 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,220 Please. Take mercy on me, Eddie. Please. 138 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,239 All right. 139 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:18,480 All right. I won't do it. See, Satan? Eddie doesn't have what it takes to do 140 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,200 this job. Bottom line. No, I want to be a demon. I just don't like to butt 141 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,520 stuff. I need demons that can do the butt stuff, Eddie. I can do the butt 142 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,139 There it is. 143 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:32,860 I got one demon who doesn't do what he's told and another one who doesn't have 144 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:33,860 what it takes. 145 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,760 Fellas, I think there's only one way to decide this. 146 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:39,640 Gentlemen, behold. 147 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,980 The wall of the dam. 148 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:52,140 Yeah, I rented it. It's got to be back in a couple hours. So, listen, Troy, 149 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:56,440 Eddie, each one of you is going to attempt to get to the top using Troy's 150 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,240 horns as your only tool. 151 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,300 Now, whoever rings the bell in the shortest amount of time is going to wear 152 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,580 horns. Troy, you're going first. 153 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,239 All right. 154 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,800 Starting now. 155 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,520 You're going to fall. 156 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:13,160 Yes, sir. You'll never make it. 157 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:23,620 All right, let's shoot at him. Ben, pass out the guns. I want one pellet gun for 158 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:27,040 Demon. I got a bottle of water for whoever shoots Troy off the wall. 159 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:30,480 Oh, hey, what the... 160 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,600 How'd you top that, you son of a bitch? 161 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:53,860 Oh, hey! 162 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,460 That's two seconds. That's a new record. 163 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:57,800 He can't do that, can he? 164 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:01,900 Congratulations. Welcome to the Brotherhood of Demons! 165 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:39,890 never again okay don't paint me in this red shit no more 166 00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:44,730 you know everybody has to do it you know henry matt yeah i'm a torture now and 167 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:48,810 i'm going to stay a torture for the rest of the season because i'm not putting 168 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:53,540 that red shit back can't we do the red digitally now Digital. There you go. And 169 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,640 then we wouldn't have to sit through it. Shane, I love what you do. I love you 170 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,700 guys' work, but we wouldn't have to do it. And these pants, these are fur. It's 171 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,920 hot as hell in there. I mean, we could digitize the pants. 172 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:05,220 We have two more weeks of shooting. Just two more weeks and you gut it out. I 173 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,480 can't rewrite it. All right, fine, fine. 174 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:11,320 You mean it? I'll do it. Yeah. All right, thank you. Thank you. Thank you 175 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,840 much. You're welcome. All right. 176 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,300 Today's agent is on the phone. 177 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:17,559 Hey, Spencer. 178 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,300 Dave. What's up? Hey, Joe. Eddie. 179 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:25,020 face uh he's all good i talked to him like two minutes ago he's kind of upset 180 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:29,200 but we're well he just texted me one minute ago and he said definitely 181 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:33,500 want to do the red paint so uh maybe make him a human demon that's flesh 182 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:38,420 i think that's funnier anyway they don't all need to be red bye -bye no way are 183 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:44,100 we doing we're not doing it it's too bad i had to forfeit my victory and now 184 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:48,550 You're red, and I'm not because you're a demon again. 185 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:54,770 Yeah, I won. I won. I'm the demon, and I'm so happy about it. Back to being a 186 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:58,650 tortured, not with the horns and red skin that you enjoy. 187 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:03,490 I guess being a demon just wasn't for me. Shut up, you son of a bitch. 188 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,170 Ow! Ow! 189 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,330 Ow! Ow! 190 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,730 I like this. 191 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,010 Work. You look great. 15500