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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,180 The newer tablets are portable and thinner than ever, but not so small when 2 00:00:04,180 --> 00:00:05,820 being forced inside a human rectum. 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:09,020 Slight. And of course, the classics. 4 00:00:09,340 --> 00:00:11,900 Curling irons, lava, spikes, popcorn. 5 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:16,000 We're shoving the most cutting -edge technology up people's asses. And now, 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,140 3D printers, the only limit is our imagination. 7 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:24,040 Thank you, Satan. Hail, Satan. May you reign for a million years. And I hope 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,300 applause, and then I'll take the questions. I have a question. 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,340 Why do you praise yourself in the third person? 10 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:34,100 Well, obviously I'm Satan, so that's a joke. 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,320 Satan likes the ladies. 12 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,740 Satan don't play that. You know, that's all. I get it. 13 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,820 But what about this on the first slide? 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,700 Why does it say that your name is Darren? 15 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:47,660 That's awful comedy. 16 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,560 Darren's such a ridiculous name. You ever use these? Chopsticks? 17 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,550 Yeah. Depending on the cuisine sometimes. 18 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:57,150 Just had some Chinese food. I had some Mushu pork. 19 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,490 Oh, Mushu's a real funny name. 20 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:03,570 Yeah, it's funny. I can still smell the Mushu. Do you smell that? Like soy 21 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:05,910 sauce? Mm -hmm. And I'm getting a little ginger? 22 00:01:06,110 --> 00:01:07,110 Maybe turmeric? 23 00:01:07,210 --> 00:01:08,610 Oh, there you go. 24 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:13,390 Where's the clicker thing? 25 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:16,790 I need the clicker. Oh, for fuck's sake. 26 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:18,150 Ah, boy. 27 00:01:23,429 --> 00:01:24,429 Hey, how are you? 28 00:01:24,610 --> 00:01:25,970 Uh, Darren Farley. 29 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,090 Hey, yeah, great, thanks. Hey, Darren! 30 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:31,930 Whoa, Cam, what's up, my man? How you doing, man? 31 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:35,910 Large and in charge. Oh, yeah, look at that swag back there. There's a granola 32 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:39,530 bar in there. Hey. T -shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to see the laser pointer. 33 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:44,330 Yeah. Cool. How's the things in gluttony? Any plans for expansion this 34 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:46,270 hey, expansion, yeah, I get it. 35 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,730 Look at Eric over there smooching on Satan's ass. 36 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,980 Oh, shit. Oh, all smiles. Here they come. 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,200 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 38 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:55,539 That's it. 39 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,180 Yeah. Mwah. Yeah. 40 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:58,580 Stay tuned. 41 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:03,580 Darren. Is that a new ring? No, no. Nice. I like that. Darren, very excited 42 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:06,840 hear about what we're going to do about Radicals Long. 43 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,720 Bye. 44 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:09,930 No, no, no. 45 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:12,790 I'm doing things up the ass in 2016. 46 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:17,590 No, no, no. Terry and Lust is doing things up the ass. Did you not get the 47 00:02:17,590 --> 00:02:22,070 email? I, uh, radical Islam. I can have two hours, right? Nope, nope, nope. 48 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:23,170 Moved it up. It's in 20 minutes. 49 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,630 I just really gotta check email, bud. 50 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:34,730 Oh. 51 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:37,670 What? Come on. 52 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:38,790 Who is this? 53 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:39,549 It's Satan! 54 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,550 Everybody whip! 55 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:42,590 Hi, Satan! 56 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,190 No, it's Troy! 57 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:47,490 You're gonna have to talk a little louder because of all the whipping! 58 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:51,290 I need a PowerPoint presentation on meeting the challenges of radical Islam. 59 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:54,770 need it in 20 minutes, and it takes 10 minutes to get here. Uh, sure, yeah, no 60 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:55,770 problem. Where are you? 61 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:58,290 North of Diary Lagoon, past Puss Valley. 62 00:02:58,510 --> 00:02:59,510 Past Puss Valley? 63 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,010 Isn't that the edge of hell? 64 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:02,690 Yeah, there's, uh, there's more hell. 65 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,390 I'll explain when you get here, just don't be late. Yes, yes, sir. 66 00:03:07,010 --> 00:03:07,978 It's zero. 67 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:14,220 And thanks to the good work of our mascot, Cornelius J. Cornship, doing 68 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:18,220 cake giveaways in third world countries, I'm glad to say that gluttony is 69 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:21,340 leading the way to a more diverse path in 2016. 70 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,560 Thank you. 71 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,220 Thanks, Chip. 72 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:32,420 Now, Darren from Miscellaneous is going to enlighten us to the challenges of 73 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,620 radicalism. Darren to the stage. 74 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:44,920 Yeah. How are we going to deal with the 75 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:50,760 recent influx of radical jihadists? I have a 76 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:57,740 multi -pronged, at least two prongs to the 77 00:03:57,740 --> 00:04:03,740 problem, hopefully. When I speak, I'm... 78 00:04:04,650 --> 00:04:09,610 Dare you interrupt my presentation, you lowly imps. But since you did, you 79 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,170 should plug in the USB cord into that computer. 80 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:15,290 There we go. First slide. Here we go. 81 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:16,669 Behold. 82 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:21,050 What the fuck am I looking at? We're going to gay marry them, but we're going 83 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:24,390 put them all in burkas so they don't know who they're gay married to. We are 84 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:25,490 going to gay marry them. 85 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:28,710 We're going to dress them up in burkas so they don't know who they're gay 86 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:31,670 married to. They don't know who they're gay married to. I don't know. Do we 87 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:34,250 really want to incite them, Darren? 88 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:36,630 Darren. Who's Darren? 89 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:37,629 That's a nickname. 90 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,690 They are a well -organized and highly motivated Darren. 91 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:42,590 They dug a tunnel in a purgatory, stoned a bunch of dudes. 92 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:44,890 Yeah, one of them made a knife out of his own leg bone. 93 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:47,310 They are hardcore, Darren. 94 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:50,510 But they won't be doing that when they do, but they haven't gained sex with 95 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:51,690 other. Next slide. Just go to the next slide. 96 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:58,370 So, as you can see, we are going to contain these jihadists in a canyon 97 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:00,170 surrounded by brown spikes. 98 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,550 Pork. It's pulled pork. 99 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:02,850 Pulled pork. 100 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,340 And it's covered, as you can see, with blood. Barbecue sauce. Barbecue sauce. 101 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:11,220 Barbecue blood sauce. Bloody barbecue sauce. No, it's regular barbecue sauce. 102 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:13,640 No, it's regular barbecue sauce. Muslim Sony Park. 103 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:19,340 And they don't drink, which is why what we're going to do then is put a stream 104 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:22,320 of vodka throughout the whole valley. They'll hate that. 105 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 Next slide. 106 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:29,460 The pulled pork is going to get soggy with my slush, man. 107 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:35,220 Slush? Oh, when I take over your circle, we're flooding your entire area with my 108 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:36,800 violent, escapable slush, D. 109 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,460 We have to streamline. 110 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:44,600 We're folding Miscellaneous into treachery, and we've appointed Eric to 111 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:49,020 that circle. No, Miscellaneous, that's my circle. Well, it was your circle, but 112 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:52,500 I had some guys do a 3D simulation of how the merger is actually going to go 113 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,520 down, so it's behind you. 114 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,600 Boom! 115 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,560 Look at you, Darren, running. 116 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:01,140 At midnight. 117 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,100 We are going to explode. 118 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:09,240 The ridge between the two circles and two will become one. 119 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:10,980 Laugh with me. 120 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,080 Sorry, Darren. 121 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,300 Hey, 122 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:20,100 you're rapping now? 123 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,200 All in all, it was a pretty dynamic presentation. 124 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:27,240 Let's not talk about it. I just can't believe your real name's Darren and 125 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,800 not really Satan. You've been on this whole time. You call me Satan. 126 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:32,900 Not in front of the real scene. Got it? 127 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:36,200 Yeah. So we're just a circle. 128 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:39,460 You know in a public school when they've got overflow and they've got those 129 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:40,460 trailers? 130 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:41,840 Where are the trailer kits? 131 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,360 Where are the trailer kits? 132 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,580 Well, what are we going to do, Darren? 133 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,160 It may be the pee -pee talking, but I'm just telling how it is. And if I'm going 134 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,140 to be sitting here all day with a bunch of people who they say they are, then 135 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,140 I'm going to have some appetizers. 136 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,700 Oh. No. 137 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,140 Give it back to him. 138 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,080 It'll be worse. 139 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,460 Might as well just order some appetizers. You know what's going to 140 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:06,460 see all this flush. 141 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,260 All of this is about to be our circle. We're going to be swimming in this 142 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,100 I'll tell you what you do. 143 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:15,060 Just go kill Eric. 144 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,580 And you take over his circle. 145 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,940 You'll be treachery at his own game. 146 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,520 I like it. 147 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,500 I'm in. 148 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,920 Darren's going to kill you tonight. 149 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:29,660 I knew that. 150 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:35,380 I also knew that you would come blabbing to me about it. Still, though, pretty 151 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:40,200 treacherous. I just thought I'd show you how I'd be perfect for your inner 152 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,200 circle. 153 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,060 Well, we prize loyalty above all. 154 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,180 I'm kidding. You got a card? 155 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:51,580 Hi, 156 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,040 I'm Gary. 157 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:58,640 And I don't have a business card, but I do have this napkin all covered with 158 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,640 honey mustard. 159 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,560 And it's got my name on it, so you can remember it. And I will take down a rack 160 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,900 of ribs right in front of you if you want me to. Actually, gluttony, we 161 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,900 our own excrement. 162 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,920 Something to be interested in, or... No. 163 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:14,140 Sure? No. 164 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,860 I'll call you if you... You know what? 165 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:22,140 Actually, let me just... I don't have a lot of these. 166 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:24,060 So, thank you. 167 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:32,799 They're going to go off right underneath the plunger. All systems are go, 168 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:33,959 Darren. 169 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,100 What? Is it cool with you, Darren, if I call you Darren? 170 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:38,380 Sure, for Darren. No. 171 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,679 Because the real Satan's here? 172 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,320 Darren? 173 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,780 I'm... No, don't pull it off. 174 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,900 Darren! Get up here. You're a big part of this. Darren has been a real champ 175 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,920 during his difficult transition, so I want him to do the plunger. Yes, Darren. 176 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:56,540 Why are you so far away behind that rock? 177 00:08:57,980 --> 00:08:59,120 Oh, uh... 178 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:03,050 Come up, depress the plunger. 179 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:05,690 Fine. 180 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:09,790 I'll do it then. 181 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:23,730 Uh, I'd like to have Gary, uh, come up and do it. Gary, come on up. I don't 182 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,430 to do it. Get your ass up. I'm going to do it. 183 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:27,490 I'm going to do it. I got to get something. 184 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,000 Oh, now, Eric, where are you trotting off to? 185 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,620 Come on, Satan. I mean, you should do it. It's all for your glory, right? 186 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,940 why would I do that and get blown to bits? That doesn't make any sense. Oh, 187 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:39,940 me that, Eric! 188 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,540 Oh, 189 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:47,780 look at that! 190 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:56,280 You did it, Kip! They're both in the slush! 191 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,640 Please, Darren. 192 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:03,360 I am now Satan. All of you bow down before me. 193 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,079 Yeah, kid. 194 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,620 Satan, hail Satan. 195 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:13,480 Build for me this barbecue pork canyon with vodka stream at once. 196 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,160 Whatever you want. 197 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:19,320 Your secret is totally safe with me, sir, but what are we going to do about 198 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,320 Gary? 199 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,320 He's going to blab to everybody. You know that he will. 200 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,000 Hey, Darren, what's up? 201 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:30,260 Listen, it was mind -blowing watching you bow down to that big fat guy. I was 202 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,900 just like, what is even happening here? Yeah, it was pretty crazy. 203 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:36,200 But it's kind of nice because it's like I can relax around you now, you know? 204 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,040 I'll bet, yeah. 205 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,140 Guys like Chinese. 206 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,360 Oh, America Chinese. 207 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,300 What happened to Gary and Troy? 208 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:52,620 They were both eating Chinese food and running. 209 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:57,690 And they both tripped, and the chopsticks went up their nose at the 210 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:00,010 Okay. Yeah. 211 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:05,210 Okay. Yeah, we made a North Carolina vinegar sauce, but it's not holding the 212 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,210 brisket together. 213 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:12,010 So what I want to do is make a cornbread burn here, you know, to keep the pulled 214 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:16,510 pork out of the vodka. But this says make benches out of coleslaw. 215 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:20,610 How the hell do you make a bench out of a coleslaw? Just do it. 216 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:23,540 Satan wills it. 16329