All language subtitles for Young Sheldon s03e15 A Boyfriends Ex-Wife

Previously on Young Sheldon. Would you
teach me how to throw a baseball?

What's bringing this on?

I don't know. You coach Ballard? That'd
be me.

My daughter's here to try out.

She made the team.

Congratulations!

And Meemaw got a date with the coach.

I was married for 18 years, and I gotta
tell you, this is the two best years of

my life.

Practice running late?

Yeah.

Sparks' kid got himself stuck in the
bathroom.

How'd that happen? Well, the door's a
-push, and he was a -pulling.

Look at him out there.

Billy's my grandson.

Oh.

I'm so sorry. I mean, not that he's your
grandson. I just... I'm gonna stop

talking now.

I'm messing with you.

Well, you got me all right.

Oh, no.

That one's mine over there, Evan.

Oh, isn't that the coach's grandson?

Uh -huh.

So you must be Coach Ballard's ex -wife.

Yeah.

Why?

No reason.

Nobody else is stronger than I am.
Yesterday I owned a mountain.

I did not to be your hero. I am a mighty
little man.

I am a mighty little man.

Growing up, I had an aversion to any
type of group. For example, rock group.

I'll restrict my drug use to Rolaids,
thank you.

Group costume.

I'll tell you who really didn't have a
heart. My mother for making me wear a

funnel on my head. But of all the groups
I didn't like, by far the worst was...

Group project.

Yep, you heard me.

This would be a lot more fun with
margaritas. What in?

And you'd love the way I ran the PTA.

And you'd love the way I show up at
church.

You're fun.

We ought to go out for drinks one night.
I'll give you my number.

Oh, yeah. Well, all right.

I'm around tomorrow if you're free.

Uh, sure.

You should know something, though.

Um, I'm kind of dating your ex -husband.

You waited till now to tell me?

You're sneaky.

I like that.

That is not the feedback I usually get.

Well, since we're being honest, I knew
who you were the whole time. That's why

came over here.

Damn.

Nicely played.

So we're still on for drinks? Oh, hell
yeah.

Yeah, we just do this individually.

Why are you complaining? I'm the one
stuck working with a kid.

Hey. When it comes to physics, I'm
practically a coot, which is an old

word for someone who's old.

Tell him. It is.

Let's just go to a coffee shop and get
this over with. I can't go now. I have

get home for my bath and bedtime, which
is also something an old person does.

That we do.

Can I at least switch groups?

Sorry. I assigned this project because
it's important for scientists to learn

how to collaborate.

If we must work together, here's my
proposal.

I do everything by myself and put their
names on it.

No. What's going on?

Dr. Sturgis is forcing us to
collaborate.

And we wanted to get it done tonight,
but apparently there's a bedtime and

shower conflict.

Bubble bath.

Oh, right.

It's a bad night.

How about we work in my dorm tomorrow?

Um, I don't know if a dormitory is the
right environment for someone his age.

you're worried about the beer drinking,
Dad has thoroughly desensitized me.

How about you all come work at our
house?

I guess that that's our only option.

It'll be fun. I'll make food. You can
even bring your laundry.

That actually would be great. Now this
man's soiled underpants will be in my

kitchen.

Thank you.

I just don't understand why you want to
go out with her. You don't. She seems

like fun.

Oh, yeah, she is. Until you marry her
and then you find her sleeping upside

in the closet.

I mean, seriously, you don't think that
having drinks with my ex -wife is a

little weird?

You went camping with John.

Oh, it was weird.

Trust me. Learn from me. She spent 18
years with you. I'd rather learn from

So you can dig up a little dirt on me?

Yeah. Well, let me spoil it then.

She's going to tell you about the time I
had a little too much to drink on

Halloween and I ended up puking in my
son's candy bucket.

I bet she tells it better. And there was
a time we had a fight and I locked her

out in a hailstorm.

Damn. But in my defense, when I locked
her out, it was raining.

The hail was heaven sent.

You're a charmer.

So, you didn't do anything you regret
when you were married?

Oh, lots of stuff.

Feel free to grab a shovel and go have
some drinks with my dead husband.

Oh, that's dark.

Not as dark as my secrets.

Oh, you... You... You are so hot.

Ooh, chocolate chip. Just one. The rest
are for Sheldon's friends.

Ready to go? Yep. To where?

The mall.

What happened to asking for permission?

I asked Dad.

You know that doesn't count.

That's what he said.

Bye. Love you.

Keith, Sam, come in.

Sheldon, your friends are here.

Let me put that laundry in for you. Oh,
thank you.

None for you? That's okay.

I can do my own laundry. Oh.

Okay.

Hello, Sam.

Keith. Big bag of dirty underpants.

Hey, there.

I hope you don't mind. I started without
you. Not at all.

Is this one for me, or am I going to be
carrying you home tonight?

It's all yours.

Cheers. I like your blouse. Oh, you do?

Truth be told, I changed my outfit three
times.

For little old me?

Well, I've never gotten drinks for the
boyfriend's ex -wife.

Do you try to look hot or do you try to
look like you're not trying?

Well, clearly you went for hot.

I wasn't even trying.

I think we can explain the additional
electrons if we assume the barrier has a

slope to it. That won't work.

Okay, well, what if the electrons are a
product of... We need to consider that

the electrons are actually moving
backwards in time. No, that math's going

take forever. Let's do it my way.

Can you write on the board? You probably
have the best handwriting.

Why? Because I'm a girl?

I'm sure it's better than mine.

I only learned to write six years ago.

Well, we've covered football and
grandkids.

Our favorite golden girl did not peg you
for a Dorothy.

What have we left out?

Oh, no.

Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk
about.

Oh, wait.

We forgot about your ex -husband.

The one you're dating.

What do you want to know?

Well, I know not to piss him off during
a hailstorm.

He told you that? He wanted to throw
himself under the bus rather than let

push him. Well, did he tell you that I
was naked when he locked me out?

No. Why did he do that?

Because I was trying to hit him with a
golf club.

What were you doing naked with a golf
club in a hailstorm?

How do you know it was the 70s?

I remember.

What else you got?

Hey, there's my man.

The doctor's in the house.

Hello, yo.

Oh, boy.

Hey.

Connie.

Hey, John.

How? We have to date. So you dated him
and Dale?

You don't have a type, do you?

What are you doing here?

Me? What are you doing here? Well, this
is where I hang out now. I grade papers.

I chat with the other patrons.

The people who like to bet on football
rub my head for luck.

John, this is June.

June.

After Juno, wife of Jupiter and queen of
the gods.

No, after the fact that my mom got
knocked up in June.

Rebel!

Wonderful.

So, um, how do you two know each other?

Well, June here actually is Dale's ex
-wife.

And I am Connie's ex -boyfriend.

Is that fun or weird?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Something's not working out here.

the way you're pacing. Pick a number of
steps and stick to it. Maybe it's

because you two aren't helping.

Oh, really? But I'm writing with my
prettiest handwriting.

Don't be a child. Hey!

Oh, you were talking to her.

Who wants pigs in a blanket?

Actually, do you have coffee?

I just made a pot. Help yourself.

Anything I could get you? I need a
cigarette.

So, how's it going?

Great. Now that those two are gone, I
can finally get some work done.

They call it hot dog on a stick, but
that's not the only food on a stick they

sell. It's not?

They also got cheese on a stick.

Oh, no.

You hiding from that guy?

No.

Oh, I get it. You like him.

Shut up.

Aren't you a little young for that?

How old were you when you started liking
girls?

Bye -bye. Bye.

Hey, everybody.

Free drinks on behalf.

Dang.

Way older than you.

Doesn't matter. He doesn't like me
anyway.

Sorry.

I liked it better when you wanted to
marry Al.

I still kind of do.

So you went camping with Dale.

How'd that go?

Oh, I hesitate to speak ill of him. I
divorced him. Say what you want.

Then it was terrible.

All right, come on. Let's talk about
something else. Okay.

A lot of people here like to talk about
the game.

Really? You speak sports now?

I sure do.

Check this out.

Hey, ref.

I suggest you go back to referee school
and this time pay attention in class.

You a doctor?

He has his Ph .D. in physics, but his
specialty is quantum chromodynamic.

Wow, that sounds interesting.

Oh, it is, and I would tell you more
about it.

But I'm lucky I remembered the quantum
chromodynamic.

And you didn't even have to rub his
head.

Well, it's here if the mood strikes.

Come on, Bucky. Try throwing someone on
your own team.

Is that the Aggie game?

Yeah, we're down by ten.

You like A &M?

I was raised a corn husker, but went to
Texas.

Huh. Science and sports.

Didn't know that was a thing.

It is possible to be a scientist and a
normal guy.

May your team be victorious!

Not my experience.

I brought you some coffee. You don't
have to keep waiting on us.

I'm sorry.

Is there a problem?

I'm just frustrated.

Is it Sheldon?

It's Sheldon and Keith and every other
guy in our field, which is basically

everyone.

There were only three other women, and
one of them just dropped out to get

married. Oh, good for her.

Or bad. Bad for science, bad for women.

None of the guys in my class take me
seriously.

And honestly, it doesn't help when women
like you run around doing their laundry

and making them snacks.

I'm just being a good host.

Yeah, and raising another boy to think
that all women are just note -takers and

mommies.

I'm sorry I'm making life so hard for
you.

And for your information, Sheldon does
not look down on women.

He looks down on everyone.

Friday the 13th, Part 8, Jason takes
Manhattan.

Might be the best one.

Muppets also took Manhattan.

There he is again.

Why don't you go talk to him?

Are you crazy? Look how beautiful he is.

Sorry. The only guy I'm calling
beautiful is me.

And maybe David Hasselhoff.

I understand that you want to be
appreciated for what you do, but so do

is my home, and taking care of my family
is the choice that I've made, and I am

proud to do it.

Okay?

It is okay.

And I am sorry if me baking cookies says
something bad about women, but if you

think that Sheldon is difficult to work
with now, you should try him with low

blood sugar.

He is a monster.

Someone's got to be in charge, but when
you step up and do it, everyone gets

upset.

So your problem is a woman's mad at you
and Sheldon thinks you're dumb?

Yeah. Welcome to my life, friend.

What do I do?

You quit complaining.

You're young, you're smart, you're not
tied down.

This is as good as it gets.

It is?

Yes.

I wish I was 20 again, eating and
drinking and being skinny.

Now go back in there, finish your
project, and get your ass to a keg

Go!

Somehow my parents calmed everyone down
and got us back on track. We listened to

each other's thoughts, and we worked as
a team.

For almost four whole minutes.

That doesn't make any sense. Because you
don't understand it. It makes total

sense, Keith.

Please, just take your underpants and
go.

Just say hi.

Keep it casual. Pretend like you don't
care that much.

But I care the most.

See, that's going to freak him out.

How do you know?

Because it's freaking me out. Now go.

No touching.

That's right. You heard me.

Hello.

Hi, Connie.

Hi, John.

It was a nice surprise running into you
the other day.

It was.

Anyway, question.

Do you think your friend June is
interested in me romantically?

Oh, I... Gee.

I don't know.

I only ask because I'm not good at
knowing what other people are feeling.

I'm aware.

So could you ask her for me?

No. You're right. I should probably do
it myself.

Can I have her number?

Well, you went over a whole bar.

Maybe you could win over June, too.

Hello.

In medieval times, hunters used to hire
men to beat the area around bushes with

sticks in order to flush out game.

So, no, I guess I don't do that.

John, you're a really sweet guy, but I
didn't feel like we had that kind of

connection.

Oh, I see.

I'm sorry.

No, that's all right.

You know, the truth is I'm still kind of
heartbroken over Connie, and I

was hoping if someone else liked me, it
might make it hurt less.

Well, I don't know either one of you
very well, but I wouldn't write off

just yet.

Why? Did she say something?

No, but it's just the way she looked at
you.

See, that's what I'm terrible at. How do
you people do it?

Look, I know she's with Dale right now,
but we were married for a long time.

Trust me.

He's going to screw this up.

Follow -up question.

Should I mention any of this to Connie?

I wouldn't. Excellent.

Bye.