All language subtitles for Young Sheldon s03e14 A Slump

The Clean Air Act required all new cars
to be equipped with catalytic converters

to combat air pollution.

The first state to do this was
California, which led Texans to say

I hate California.

And, When will that place fall in the
ocean?

While not everyone was happy about it,
six years later, one particular Texan

an opportunity to get rich quick.

Oh man, I'm going to get rich quick.

I just got my ticket out of here.

Adios. I'm serious. This thing is full
of tips on how to make a fortune.

Only cost me a dollar.

Is one of the tips make a crappy
newsletter and charge idiots a dollar

No, but not a bad idea.

Listen to this.

Raise bees and sell the honey for
profit.

Do it and I'm living with Meemaw.

Sell blood or non -vinyl organs.

Give them your brain. You're not using
it.

I think that's the only time I've ever
heard you laugh.

That's the only time you've ever been
funny.

Ooh, platinum can be extracted from
ordinary roadside gravel.

No, it can't. Actually, it can.

Catalytic converters contain platinum.

Microparticles that platinum are
expelled in the exhaust and are mixed in

the gravel.

See? This thing's a goldmine.

It would be more apt to call it a
platinum mine.

I laughed at your joke.

Yesterday I moved mountains.

I did not to be your hero.

I am a mighty little man.

I am a mighty little man.

She swung and missed.

Fine.

Hey, Oaks, you're bald.

Better?

Come on.

You can do this, girl.

If I pitch, can you catch?

Rock one.

You can do it, sweetheart.

Rock two.

Rock three. I still think you can do it,
sweetheart.

Hey, Cooper, you'll get them next time.

Want to go to Dairy Queen?

I don't deserve Dairy Queen.

It's not your fault, honey.

That other pitcher was almost a grown
man.

I think I saw him at the bar last night.

You're just going through a little
slump. It happens to everyone.

Well, how do I get out of it?

When I've been at the craps table...
George, you give advice.

Man, it's been a slump his whole life.

You just got to get out of your head.
You're thinking too much.

I promise.

Thinking too much has never been my
problem. When I'm feeling down, you know

what I do?

Pray. It works. In fact, I'm going to
pray for you tonight.

Everybody prays to God at night.

Do it now while he's got some free time.

Hey, what you doing?

Playing a historically accurate game
called the Oregon Trail.

That sounds boring.

Hardly. My wagon broke an axle and my
wife died of dysentery.

Well, can you pause it for a sec?

It does seem rude to push onto Oregon
while my daughter Mabel is mourning the

loss of her mother.

What can I do for you?

Remember when we were talking about
platinum and gravel? Do you know how to

it out?

It's not a complicated principle.

I could probably do it with my professor
proton chemistry set.

Great. And an oven that reaches 2 ,000
degrees.

Does Irvin do that?

No. But I read you can build one out of
a garbage can and a leaf blower. Cool.

Let's mine some platinum.

No, thank you. I don't care about money.

But you care about science, right?

Of course.

So I offer you the chance to do an
experiment and you'd rather play a video

game?

What would Professor Proton think?

He'd be disappointed.

So what do you say?

I say we collect gravel.

There you go.

In case you're worried, Mabel and I did
finally make it to Oregon, where I

remarried and lived to the ripe old age
of 41.

All right, Cooper, remember what I told
you, okay?

Knees bent, elbows out, eye on the ball.

Hang on.

Hi, God. It's Missy Cooper.

I know my mom talked to you about me the
other day, and she's like your biggest

fan.

So what's going on? What, did you fall
asleep?

Sorry, I was praying.

Oh, my apologies.

Anyway, I could really use your help
getting a hit.

Amen.

Okay. Are we good?

I don't know. We'll find out.

Okay, remember, elbows up, knees bent.

I'm coming at you, Cooper.

Way to go!

Perfect!

Thank you, God!

How about thank you, Coach?

Thank you, Coach.

Too late.

This should be a good spot. It's a high
traffic area, which means plenty of

exhaust, and therefore plenty of flat.

Great, let's get traveling.

You ain't gonna help?

No.

How was practice?

Great. I hit the ball further than
anyone.

Sounds like a little prayer helped after
all.

I guess it did.

You seem surprised.

Well, God knows everything.

And I have some pretty evil thoughts.

Oh, Missy. Ooh, what if I start wearing
a cross so God knows I mean business?

You could also clean up your thinking.

Nah.

It'd be faster if you helped.

Well, we know that's not happening.

I know you got your hands full with all
that sad stuff like disease and war and

hunger and poverty.

So thanks again for helping me get some
hits at practice.

Amen.

Don't forget to ask him to keep our
family safe and healthy.

I just hung up. Don't make me call him
back.

Should I be wearing all that?

I recommend it. Those rocks are filthy.

I'm good. God made dirt. Dirt don't
hurt.

Where do we start?

The first step is to put the gravel in
these colanders and then sift it over

tray to collect the dust.

It's like finding money in the streets.

Why do you care so much about money?

You saw Back to the Future. When their
dad's rich at the end, his wife is all

skinny and loves him way more.

So... Do you want a wife who loves you
because you have money?

A skinny wife.

I have something for you.

You said you wanted a cross.

And this is the one I used to wear when
I was your age.

It's so pretty.

I'm glad you like it.

It's a nice reminder that wherever you
are, God is always with you.

And it means a lot to me that you want
to wear it.

Thanks, Mom.

I'm going to pray right now.

God, it's Missy again.

If you can hear me better, it's because
I'm wearing a cross now.

He's let me get a lot of hits on
Saturday.

And if their star pitcher breaks his arm
or gets run over by a truck, I'd

totally be okay with that.

Amen.

Amen.

Now we have to sift the powder again
because the platinum particles are

extremely small.

Sometimes no more than just a few atoms.

If I was as smart as you, I'd play the
stock market.

We're going Price is Right.

I'd rather spend my time focusing on
important things, like figuring out how

universe works.

So say you figure out how the universe
works.

Then what?

I'm not sure. But in the meantime, I
agree with Richard Feynman.

I simply enjoy the pleasure of finding
things out.

I agree with the Beastie Boys.

You gotta fight for your right to party.

Well, it's good to have a personal
philosophy.

What's next?

We create a chemical flux by combining
borax, sodium carbonate, lead oxide, and

flour.

Did you know Sheldon and Georgia are
working on something together?

It's not.

And guess what?

Missy asked me if she could wear a
cross. She's in her bedroom saying

right now.

I don't like it. What are you talking
about?

Our kids are behaving.

Exactly. Something bad's going to
happen.

Why can't you just be thankful? Because
that's when life kicks you right in the

plums, Mary.

Dad, where's your power drill?

Why? Our oven doesn't reach 2 ,000
degrees, so we're going to make a

kiln out of a garbage can.

And there go the plums.

Are you two trying to burn down the
house?

No, we're trying to make platinum out of
gravel.

You're not building a 2 ,000 degree
oven.

Fine. Just so you know, I was going to
cut you in.

Really? You'll fight for your right to
party, but not for your right to make a

device that'll exceed the melting point
of lead?

Shut up.

Sue, why can't you be thankful?

What's your problem?

Mom and Dad won't let me build a kiln,
so Georgie and I can't finish our

experiment. Before you tell me, I don't
care what a kiln is. Okay, but you'll

never know it's a high -temperature
oven.

If you're unhappy, just ask God for
help. I don't believe in God.

Shh. He can hear you.

He knows if you've been bad or good.

Like Santa, he can send you to hell.

I'm not going to ask some magical being
to solve my problems.

I asked him to help me with my batting,
and he did.

There's a pottery kiln in art class. We
can use that.

Georgie, I figured it out!

Good job, but that does not count as one
of my wishes.

Why are we being sneaky? I thought you
said we have permission.

We do. I just don't want anybody knowing
about a platinum.

Smart. Last week I bragged about having
a nutter butter and some rat stole it

right out of my lunch bag.

Well, it sure wasn't me.

Then I hit it over the right fielder's
head.

Sounds like you had a good practice.

I did. Coach said he's going to have me
hit clean up. Missy, will you rub your

cross on my bat?

No. Have you been doing that?

On mine?

It's working great.

Please. I'll give you a dollar.

Fine. What do you think you're doing?

Sharing God's love. Making some cash.

Absolutely not.

How about I give you the dollar?

Good. love has nothing to do with money.
What about the collection play at a

church? That is different.

That's where I found this dollar.

Okay.

Bye. So now we just wait for the
concrete dust to dissolve and the lead

That's exactly right.

I know. I listen.

And you understand it? I work in sales.
I don't need to know what I'm talking

about to make it sound good.

Don't you think it would make you better
at your job if you understood the

products you were selling?

Nah, people don't want to hear facts.

I do.

Normal people don't want to hear fat.

I'm normal.

Are you?

No, I'm special.

Is it supposed to be doing that?

Something's wrong. Maybe we didn't sift
out all the rubber. I think it's

burning. Okay, okay, calm down. I'll
handle it.

I'm having difficulty remaining calm.

What were you thinking?

Well... I don't want to hear excuses.

You could have burned the school down.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

I thought you didn't want to hear my
excuses.

Oh, no, we didn't break into the
classroom. Georgie had permission from

teacher. That is not important right
now.

So you think a teacher said it was okay
for a 10 -year -old and an idiot to use

a 2 ,000 -degree oven unsupervised?

You fibber!

You also stole my Nutter Butter.

mad at me.

No. You sure? Because that's how you
look when dad had that breakfast beer.

To be honest, I'm a little concerned
that I've given you the wrong impression

about how prayer works.

I get it. I ask God for stuff.

He gives it to me. It's not wrong as I
am.

Missy, God does not grant wishes.

So he gave me good luck?

It's not luck.

Luck is chance, and God has a plan.

Right. And his plan is to give me what I
want when I pray.

That's why he's so cool. No. I mean, he
is cool.

But sometimes that might not be his
plan.

Then what's the point of praying if he's
just going to do what he wants?

You don't pray to God to get things. You
pray to build a relationship with him.

This is too complicated.

I'm just going to keep rubbing this
thing on my back and kicking my butt.

Okay. That is it. Take it off.

No, I need it. The game's Saturday.

There are more important things than
baseball.

Now hand it over.

God, cover your ears.

Damn it.

Missy Cooper!

You are not ready for that. You give
that back.

Oh, you... Get!

Lord, I really need you right now.

I have tried so hard to lead my family
to your light.

But so far, Sheldon doesn't believe in
you.

Missy thinks you're a magic trick.

And you're not a teenage girl, so
Georgie doesn't think about you at all.

I never thought I'd take a cross away
from my own child.

But what choice did I have?

She was rubbing it on sporting
equipment.

I didn't think there was a wrong way to
pray, but leave it to that girl to find

one.

Please give me the strength to keep
guiding my family to you.

I can't do it on my own.

Amen.

So how was everybody's day?

That good, huh?

How about we just say grace?

You're going to ask him to bless the
food?

Interesting. That is enough.

Oh, come on.

How can I appreciate all this tension if
I don't know what it's about?

Mom took my cross away and I have a game
on Saturday.

Why would you do that?

She's out of the slump. She was being
sacrilegious. Barry, this is sports.

something's working, you do not mess
with it. I'm not changing my mind. God

not a good luck charm.

Well, how about all the players that
kiss their crosses before they go in the

batter's box?

They can take it up with their mommies.

So she's finally hitting good, and
you're going to let her go with that

up in her head? Her relationship with
God is more important than getting some

hits in a baseball game.

This is perfect. They're mad at each
other to take the heat off us.

Thank you.

I had no idea what was going on.

Mary, give her the cross back.

When she is ready for it, I will.

I have a bunch of crosses in my jewelry
box. You can take any one you want.

I don't want another cross.

I want my lucky cross.

And that is exactly why she is not
ready.

Let's say grace.

Bless us, Lord, for the food we are
about to receive, and bless the hands

prepared it. Amen.

Amen.

I'm glad we're no longer in trouble for
almost burning the school down.

Ooh, let's talk about that.

Georgie? Yeah?

Are you still interested in getting rich
quick?

No, I want to do it slow like a chump.

Oh, never mind.

Tell me, Sheldon.

It accru - It occurred to me that a good
way to generate a positive cash flow

would be to curate popular songs and
make them available in a digital form.

Possibly on a small device that could
also be used as a phone or even a

Right. A phone camera music machine.

Get out of here.

Hey, miss.

Come here.

What? I'm up next.

No.

Here.

Don't tell your mother.

I think I want to do this on my own.

You sure?

Just in case Mom's right. I don't want
to make God mad.

All right. Go get them.