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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,700 Previously on Young Sheldon. Who are you? I'm Paige. 2 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,240 A unique child can require a lot of attention. 3 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,640 Try all the attention. 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,140 Barry and I haven't been in a good place in a long time. 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,920 This is oddly reminiscent of a dinner with my family. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,600 Do you think Stone Age parents stayed together forever? 7 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:24,960 They have to. There were no lawyers. 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,920 Well, I think my parents are getting a divorce. 9 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,840 Why? They fight all the time. 10 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,200 About what? 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,439 Mostly me. I guess I'm lucky. 12 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,300 Why? 13 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,630 I'm the glue that holds our family together. 14 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:42,690 No more coffee? 15 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,110 Last cup. 16 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:45,270 Will you mind making more? 17 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:46,930 I just sat down. 18 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:48,770 But you finished the pod. 19 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:52,410 George, if I wanted to make a cup of coffee, I'd have stayed at my house. 20 00:00:54,190 --> 00:00:58,670 One day, I'm going to put you in a home and I'm going to smile just like that. 21 00:00:58,890 --> 00:00:59,749 That's fine. 22 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,810 By then, I won't know who you are anyway. 23 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:05,349 Guess who was getting a divorce? 24 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:07,510 About time. Congrats. 25 00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:10,030 Linda and Barry Swanson. 26 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,208 Who's that? 27 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:12,570 And can you tell me why you make coffee? 28 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:14,830 They're Paige's parents. 29 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,110 Who? The little smart girl. 30 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:22,150 Apparently, she's taking a divorce really hard. I guess she's been having 31 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,150 trouble in school. 32 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:24,390 Oh, poor thing. 33 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:27,170 Linda thinks Shelton might be a good influence. 34 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:29,290 You know, maybe rub off on her a little bit. 35 00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:31,710 She wants her kid to be more like Shelton. 36 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:34,610 I don't know what to say about that. 37 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,510 So, good news. 38 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:40,270 Paige is going to spend the weekend with us. 39 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:44,090 My history with Paige brought up complicated feelings. 40 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:48,150 She challenged me. Do you know if he'll be doing a full color optic calculation 41 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,770 with matrix manipulations? 42 00:01:50,350 --> 00:01:51,870 I know you're in my spot. 43 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:53,970 She disturbed me. Hi, Sheldon. 44 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:56,810 She enraged me. 45 00:01:57,030 --> 00:01:58,030 Checkmate. 46 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:01,710 Things were simpler for my simple -minded sister. 47 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,320 Yay! 48 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:10,320 Nobody else is stronger than I am. Yesterday I loomed a mountain. 49 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:16,400 I bet I could be your hero. I am a mighty little man. 50 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,640 Shelly, I got you something. 51 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,760 The Professor Proton Science Kit. 52 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:33,350 Wait a minute. 53 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:37,430 Last time you gave me a present for no reason, I had to get a booster shot. 54 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:42,290 Nothing like that. I was just thinking it might be a fun thing for you to share 55 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:43,290 with Paige. 56 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,630 Sharing? 57 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,270 Sometimes I feel like you don't know me. 58 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:51,170 Paige is having a rough time at home right now, and I think she could really 59 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:51,929 a friend. 60 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:54,950 A crocodile could really use a meal, but that doesn't mean I should leap into 61 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:55,950 his mouth. 62 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:59,270 Shelly, I am asking you to do this for me. 63 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,700 This was the woman who cut the crust off my sandwiches. 64 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,060 She had me. 65 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,380 Into the mouth I go. 66 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,260 Why haven't you mowed the lawn? 67 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,520 I've been busy. 68 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,260 Well, you're not busy now. 69 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,020 I'm working out. 70 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,460 Got the work work right there in it. 71 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,200 Get out there and mow. 72 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:30,470 Why? I'm making good money. I don't need an allowance, so I don't need to do 73 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:34,010 chores. It's not about that. You're part of this family. You still need to help 74 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:36,030 out. So I'm just here to do your bidding? 75 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,230 Well, people say Sheldon's a genius. 76 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:48,010 I just want to remind you both to please be sensitive about the situation with 77 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,010 Paige's family. 78 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,710 She's talking to you, Dingus. 79 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:51,950 Both of you. 80 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:54,850 Hi, come in. Hello. 81 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:56,830 Hi, Missy. Hi, Sheldon. 82 00:03:57,310 --> 00:04:00,330 What did you do to your hair? Is this because your parents got divorced? 83 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:04,710 Dingo. Well, she just really wanted to, and I thought, you know, under the 84 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:05,850 circumstances, why not? 85 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:07,770 Well, I think it looks great. 86 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,170 So can I paint it? No, why don't you kids go play? 87 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:13,110 I'd rather have pink hair than together parents. 88 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:14,490 I don't blame you. 89 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:20,029 Well, it's about time. 90 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:33,070 Did Georgie put you up to this? 91 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:34,650 Yeah, he's paying me. 92 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:35,870 That dummy. 93 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,170 I'm using the money to buy a jet ski. 94 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:44,490 I mean, I'm thrilled that he's gone, but I do worry about how it's affecting 95 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:48,290 Paige. Of course. You and George have such a beautiful family. 96 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:50,850 I think it's good for her to be around that right now. 97 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:54,810 Oh, hey. 98 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:56,970 Nice to see you. Sorry about the divorce. 99 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:58,970 I gotta go yell at my idiot son. 100 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:01,170 Georgie, where are you? 101 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:07,400 You look great, by the way. Oh, thanks. I started smoking again. 102 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,880 What the hell's wrong with you? 103 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,580 You think it's okay for Billy Sparks to do your work? I paid him. 104 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,480 I tried to give him two dollars, but he only wanted one. Damn it, Georgie. I'm 105 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,680 trying to teach you responsibility. 106 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,640 You can't just buy your way out of everything and lie. 107 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:29,140 You sure? Because I give you ten bucks to leave me alone right now. Go mow the 108 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:30,920 lawn. I'm not going to say it again. 109 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:35,760 Fine. But I'm only doing this so you'll get off my back. Oh, you'll know when 110 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,860 I'm on your back, little man. 111 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,000 Now we can be hair twins. 112 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,920 Paige, you're supposed to be doing science with me. 113 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:44,140 That's boring. 114 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,940 I want to do something dangerous. 115 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:49,200 This is dangerous. We don't have an eyewash station. 116 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:50,460 Let's go to the mall. 117 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:51,780 Mom doesn't like the mall. 118 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,300 She says the mannequins don't have enough clothes on. 119 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,880 But I think it's because we're poor. 120 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:57,840 We are poor. I do our taxes. 121 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,559 Don't worry. 122 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,560 I'll ask her. 123 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,100 Ever since my parents got divorced. 124 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,920 People can't say no to me. My mom promised she would take me to the mall 125 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,660 me a new backpack, but she was so busy cleaning my dad's stuff out of the 126 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,660 that I think she forgot. 127 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,160 Oh, of course I can take you. 128 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,800 Anything you need. 129 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,620 Thank you, Mrs. Cooper. 130 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,420 Will you marry me? 131 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:32,950 Why are you taking a backpack to the mall? This is my mall safety kit. 132 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:39,490 Your plugs to drown out crowd noise, wet naps to wipe down escalator handrails, 133 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:43,610 a compass, a map of the mall, and a whistle in case I get lost or approached 134 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:44,990 a woman holding a perfume bottle. 135 00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:47,030 You want to stuff them in there, right? 136 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:48,570 No. 137 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,040 Hey, Paige, where should we go to get your backpack? 138 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,040 The Hello Kitty store. I would help you find it, but this subpar mall map isn't 139 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,080 even oriented north. 140 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,460 Let's go. 141 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:05,680 All right, have fun at the Hello Kitty store and meet me at the fountain in 142 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,499 an hour. 143 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,980 Just to be clear, there are no actual kitties, right? 144 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,020 Can't imagine talking to my dad the way this kid talks to me. 145 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,480 I'd have had a bell on my backside so fast. 146 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:18,860 My dad was a hugger. 147 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,680 I'd tell him three times as long. 148 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:22,980 He still gave me attitude. 149 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,160 He's going to school, holding down a job. 150 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,400 If he was my kid, I'd be proud of him. 151 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,580 I am proud of him. 152 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,520 He's not being a total pain in my ass. 153 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,420 You ever tell him you're proud? 154 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:41,180 He knows. 155 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:45,000 I think it's important for children to hear it. You don't even have kids. 156 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:48,290 I teach and coach teenage boys. 157 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,330 I also put up with your childish nonsense. 158 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:56,450 George is just being so damn disrespectful. I don't want to reward 159 00:07:57,090 --> 00:07:59,790 All right. My father never said he was proud of me. 160 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:01,490 Turned out just fine. 161 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:06,210 George, I'm just trying to have a nice day. 162 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:07,850 Make some white folks uncomfortable. 163 00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:09,390 Can you please? 164 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,220 Isn't the Hello Kitty store? 165 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:23,040 No. It's Hot Topic. What's the topic? Devil worship? Hey, did you know there's 166 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,080 bow tie section in the back? 167 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,200 Why would they hide that in the back? 168 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,120 Ooh. 169 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,640 What's that? 170 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:34,299 Body glitter. 171 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,539 That's so much better than regular glitter. 172 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:37,860 Then buy it. 173 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:38,940 I don't have any money. 174 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,480 Then steal it. 175 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,820 No, my mom would kill me. 176 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:50,460 Fine. Your mom can't punish me. I didn't see any bow ties, just a shirt with a 177 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,459 bad word on it. 178 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:52,740 What did you put in your pocket? 179 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:54,880 Nothing. Are you guys stealing? 180 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:58,620 Because if you are, I am prepared to literally blow the wiffle on you. Okay. 181 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:03,340 Okay. Relax, you're just playing around. 182 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,080 Let's just get out of here. 183 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:09,400 Good. Everyone behind the counter has an earring where an earring does not 184 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,680 belong. Hey. 185 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:16,930 I've already mowed the lawn. 186 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:18,109 I know. 187 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,110 Thanks for doing that. 188 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:21,550 So what do you want? 189 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,170 Well, I was thinking you and I could go grab a burger. 190 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:25,490 Why? 191 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,870 Because I thought it'd be a nice thing to do. 192 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:29,710 Which restaurant? 193 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:31,450 Why does it matter? 194 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,430 Well, McDonald's burgers are frying. Sometimes I like flame broiled. 195 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:36,970 Fine. We can go to Burger King. 196 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:39,410 I don't like the fries at Burger King. 197 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,630 Oh, Arby's has those curly fries. 198 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:43,070 Shoot, they don't have burgers. 199 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,020 Then let's go to Whataburger. 200 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,100 Okay, but I hope you're not this cranky the whole meal. 201 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,320 So, never really had a chance to talk much lately. 202 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:01,760 Why is it so hot in here? 203 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,720 AC's busted. 204 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,120 Why don't you get it fixed? 205 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:07,380 Because I got better things to spend my money on. 206 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:12,320 Anyway, what I wanted to say is... 207 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:17,570 Even though I'm not loving your attitude lately, I think it's great that you got 208 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,830 this job and you're doing so well at it. 209 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:23,650 I'm proud of you. 210 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:25,770 All right. 211 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,230 That's all you have to say? 212 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:31,850 Maybe if I wasn't sweating my balls off, I could think of something else. Well, 213 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:32,870 stick your head out the window. 214 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,330 If it's about money, I've got money. 215 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:40,170 It can even be a loan if it makes you feel better. 216 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:43,410 Don't you dare. 217 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:50,750 You said you're proud of my job. I don't think you are. You know what? 218 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,890 Forget lunch. Let's just go home. 219 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:55,050 Smart. Save some money for your truck. 220 00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,370 That's it. 221 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,130 You're welcome. 222 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:12,170 I had survived a perilous trip to the accessory store. 223 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:15,870 But it turned out the real accessory was me. 224 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,970 I can't believe you stole. 225 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:28,670 You walked out with it. You stole. Why would I steal glitter? I already have a 226 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:29,670 sparkling personality. 227 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:30,930 Tell it to the cops. 228 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,370 Or your cellmates. 229 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:35,670 You're so smart. Why are you acting like this? 230 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,450 Maybe I don't want to be smart. 231 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:39,510 I have to sit down. 232 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,610 Being smart sucks. 233 00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:44,410 It's the reason we moved here from Arkansas. 234 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:47,330 My parents never yelled at each other before that. 235 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:51,930 It's just... better to be normal. 236 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,309 It works for me. 237 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,030 But I also have good cheekbones. 238 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:03,990 Swim here? 239 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:07,050 Dad kicked me out of his truck. I had to walk back. 240 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,860 What dumb thing did you say or do? 241 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,100 How do you know I'm the one who did something dumb? 242 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,480 Because you kind of shine at it. 243 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,200 All I did is offer to pay to fix his A .C. 244 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:19,100 And there it is. 245 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,800 Dumb. What's wrong with that? 246 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:24,460 Your dad is a grown man. He doesn't want his kid giving him money. 247 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:29,020 So he's glad I'm making money, but I'm not allowed to use that money to help 248 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,320 out? I don't get it. 249 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:34,320 Someday when you have a bunch of sweaty, mullet -headed kids running around, you 250 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,920 will. Oh, I ain't never having kids. 251 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,090 Well, that's the smartest thing I ever heard you say. 252 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:41,990 Thank you. 253 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,570 John Sturgis at your service. 254 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,630 Dr. Sturgis, Sheldon Cooper. 255 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,610 Hello, Sheldon. How are you doing? 256 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:01,310 Confused, upset, annoyed, and potentially in trouble with the law. 257 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,670 Well, in which order would you like to handle this? 258 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:06,090 Let's start with confused. 259 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,480 But if we hear sirens approaching, we'll jump ahead. 260 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,640 Great. What's on your mind? 261 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,840 Do you ever wish that you weren't smart? 262 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,940 So I would be short, lonely, and stupid? 263 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,820 Now, that seems worse. 264 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,220 Why do you ask? 265 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,100 Do you remember Paige? 266 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,320 Of course. Brilliant little girl. 267 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,260 I know, but she says that she doesn't want to be smart anymore. 268 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:30,260 Well, perhaps she's experiencing some sort of identity crisis. 269 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:35,960 Is it possible her ex is dating someone who seems better for her in every 270 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,180 imaginable way? 271 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,340 I'm confused. 272 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,680 So am I. 273 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:44,240 How do I make her understand that being smart is the best? 274 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:51,600 Might I suggest instead of trying to fix her problem, you just listen. 275 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,960 When I was in the psychiatric ward, I learned that people who are struggling 276 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,100 emotionally often just need to be heard. 277 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,080 Hmm. Sounds difficult, but I suppose I could try. 278 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:08,540 Another thing I learned in the hospital is that some people believe there are 279 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:12,280 weird mole men living in tunnels deep inside the earth. 280 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,020 Well, this has been mostly helpful. 281 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,120 And you're mostly welcome. 282 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,740 You made it. Yeah, I made it. 283 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,460 Sorry. No problem. 284 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,380 Ow. 285 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,040 Ow. 286 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,240 Is it weird to do this so it doesn't hurt? 287 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,300 No. Beauty is pain. 288 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,400 Boy, George and I really suffer. 289 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,240 Missy, I need a moment with Paige. 290 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,740 Make it quick. I'm only half beautiful. 291 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:07,570 I'm listening. 292 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,489 To what? 293 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,490 To you. 294 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,530 I'm not saying anything. 295 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,570 Well, if you wanted to say anything, I'd be listening. 296 00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,110 But I don't want to say anything. 297 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,270 And I don't want to be listening, but here we are. 298 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,870 Are you feeling better yet? 299 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:20,910 You're being weird. 300 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:22,850 Not in the usual way. 301 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,230 Guess that's my life now. 302 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:29,090 What do you mean? 303 00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,310 Everyone is acting weird. 304 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,800 My mom is going on dates, and my dad is acting like a child. 305 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,240 My sister's crying all the time. 306 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:48,380 I just wish that everything could go back to the way it was. 307 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,040 I don't think it will. 308 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,660 It turned out I was really good at listening. 309 00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:01,260 The trick is to sit there, and when you want to leave, don't. 310 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:07,770 I have to live in two separate houses, and my grandma says the meanest things 311 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:08,770 about my dad. 312 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:14,210 I know that everyone is upset that I'm not doing well in school. 313 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,790 It's just hard to care. 314 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:27,470 Everything that used to seem important to me just doesn't anymore. 315 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,560 Really, I just feel alone. 316 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,820 That sounds hard. 317 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,240 Yeah. 318 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,880 It is. 319 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:49,080 Dr. Sturgis was right. There was nothing I could do to fix this. 320 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,960 Or so I thought. Can I offer you a hot beverage? 321 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:55,840 That would be nice. 322 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,200 Be right back. 323 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:04,750 The hot beverage of comfort would become my go -to method of dealing with 324 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,950 someone in emotional distress. 325 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,050 And it always worked. 326 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:12,970 Except when my wife was in labor, where it was suggested I throw it in my own 327 00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:13,970 face. 328 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:21,950 Whatcha doing? 329 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,970 Paige is feeling sad, so I'm making her a hot beverage. 330 00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,230 Oh, you're a good kid. 331 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:31,860 I'm proud of you. 332 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,980 Thank you. 333 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:40,440 Of all my accomplishments, I don't know why he singled this moment out, but I'm 334 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,440 glad he did. 335 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,440 Stop. 24059