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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,148 --> 00:00:25,148 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick 2 00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:03,286 Well, it's gonna be a big night, right? 3 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:05,360 I mean, how much are we looking at? 4 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,121 I'll give you five a head. 5 00:01:07,249 --> 00:01:08,590 Five a head? Fuck you. 6 00:01:08,716 --> 00:01:10,757 There's tiki bars in Encino that pay more than that. 7 00:01:11,049 --> 00:01:12,370 We're gonna pull out on you, then. 8 00:01:13,216 --> 00:01:15,387 How about I guarantee you 500 heads. 9 00:01:15,649 --> 00:01:17,422 And you fucking bump us up to seven? 10 00:01:17,882 --> 00:01:18,882 You pull 500 girls in the club, 11 00:01:19,016 --> 00:01:20,187 I'll give you fucking head. 12 00:01:20,316 --> 00:01:21,385 Wait, am I on speaker? 13 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,754 Yeah, my phone's broke. 14 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:23,916 What time is Cole's set? 15 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:26,394 Oh, yeah, Cole. I got him down at 9:00 p.m. 16 00:01:26,515 --> 00:01:27,925 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 17 00:01:28,049 --> 00:01:29,049 Who's going on at 11:00? 18 00:01:29,149 --> 00:01:30,785 Uh, DJ Gavin playing at 11:00. 19 00:01:32,316 --> 00:01:36,021 Does DJ Gavin have 25 Kappa Alpha Alpha mega-sluts 20 00:01:36,149 --> 00:01:37,558 coming in a fucking party bus? 21 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:39,455 'Cause they ain't gonna be there until 11:00. 22 00:01:39,582 --> 00:01:40,821 You know, be a fucking gentleman, Nicky. 23 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:43,152 Be a gentleman? Fuck you, kid. 24 00:01:43,349 --> 00:01:45,088 11:00. And fix your goddamn phone. 25 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:46,454 All right, bitch. 26 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:49,852 I got you, boo! 27 00:01:49,982 --> 00:01:51,891 Primetime! 28 00:01:52,415 --> 00:01:54,416 You know, it's a major night for my boy, all right? 29 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:55,590 Just, you know, cut loose. 30 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:56,921 Bring whoever. Bring them all. 31 00:01:57,049 --> 00:01:58,390 Bring them all. The girl with the dimples. 32 00:01:58,515 --> 00:01:59,549 See you then. 33 00:02:00,382 --> 00:02:02,417 - 150 heads. - Nice, man. 34 00:02:02,549 --> 00:02:03,993 Ooh! No, thanks. 35 00:02:05,382 --> 00:02:08,190 And the squirrel came scurrying up the tree. 36 00:02:08,649 --> 00:02:09,649 Yo, yo. 37 00:02:09,916 --> 00:02:10,916 Get out. I'm driving. 38 00:02:11,049 --> 00:02:13,254 - What? - Get out. I'm driving. 39 00:02:18,749 --> 00:02:20,159 Get in. Get in. Come on. 40 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,016 There he is. 41 00:02:23,149 --> 00:02:25,717 Wearing a leather jacket in the summertime. 42 00:02:25,849 --> 00:02:27,918 - Good afternoon, gentlemen. - Good God. 43 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,920 Five, four, three, 44 00:02:32,982 --> 00:02:34,926 two, one. 45 00:02:47,183 --> 00:02:48,785 James Reed. Thursday. Social. 46 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:51,117 You should come out to Social. James Reed is headlining. 47 00:02:51,183 --> 00:02:52,353 How are you doing? Do you like, uh... 48 00:02:52,482 --> 00:02:53,459 Do you like electronic music? 49 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:55,685 Your nose job looks great. 50 00:02:56,449 --> 00:02:57,449 Do you promise? 51 00:02:57,582 --> 00:02:59,219 James Reed. Social. Thursdays. Bring a friend. 52 00:02:59,348 --> 00:03:01,383 Bring all your friends. If they look like you, bring 'em all. 53 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,754 Here, here, all of you guys. 54 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,416 Girl, you want to come out on Thursday? 55 00:03:04,549 --> 00:03:05,686 James Reed is DJing. 56 00:03:05,816 --> 00:03:07,623 Social. Thursdays. I'll take care of you. 57 00:03:07,749 --> 00:03:08,749 Okay. 58 00:03:08,882 --> 00:03:10,019 Here, put your number in my phone. 59 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,683 If you guys bring, like, a couple of friends, 60 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,021 I can get you a free bottle. It's Cole, by the way. 61 00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:16,127 See you Thursday. 62 00:03:16,249 --> 00:03:17,449 I should have gone to college. 63 00:03:18,749 --> 00:03:22,023 This is the San Fernando Valley, that flat stretch of land 64 00:03:22,149 --> 00:03:23,751 on the other side of the Hollywood Hills. 65 00:03:25,982 --> 00:03:28,085 Our greatest contributions to American culture 66 00:03:28,216 --> 00:03:30,352 remain the porn industry and ditsy girls. 67 00:03:30,482 --> 00:03:33,483 But we've also got the best sushi in the western hemisphere. 68 00:03:33,749 --> 00:03:35,556 And it's always in a strip mall. Always. 69 00:03:37,515 --> 00:03:38,584 That's my friend Mason's house. 70 00:03:38,716 --> 00:03:40,194 And that's the pool house in the back 71 00:03:40,315 --> 00:03:41,796 where I've been living since I was 15. 72 00:03:42,482 --> 00:03:43,960 That's where we threw down with some punks 73 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:45,117 from Canoga Park 74 00:03:45,249 --> 00:03:46,555 and I got this awesome scar. 75 00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:48,985 And these are my friends. 76 00:04:04,249 --> 00:04:05,249 Shh. 77 00:04:07,716 --> 00:04:11,250 Yo, yo. The fact is that 99% of all people in this world, 78 00:04:11,382 --> 00:04:12,883 they're looking for a party. Okay? 79 00:04:13,016 --> 00:04:14,459 And 1% of people, they are the party. 80 00:04:14,582 --> 00:04:15,719 You gotta fucking be that. 81 00:04:15,849 --> 00:04:19,258 You know, your body is 85% water and I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. 82 00:04:19,382 --> 00:04:21,463 This isn't some unce unce bridge-and-tunnel bullshit. 83 00:04:21,515 --> 00:04:23,584 This is the best dance party in L.A. 84 00:04:23,716 --> 00:04:24,887 And that guy right there... 85 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:26,425 - He's DJing. - I'm DJing. 86 00:04:26,549 --> 00:04:27,720 Just the side room, though. 87 00:04:27,849 --> 00:04:28,849 Just the side room. 88 00:04:28,982 --> 00:04:30,500 These days you can invent an app, 89 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:32,890 start a blog, sell shit online. 90 00:04:33,016 --> 00:04:34,016 But if you're a DJ, 91 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,218 all you need is a laptop, some talent and one track. 92 00:04:37,515 --> 00:04:39,356 That track is your ticket to everything. 93 00:04:46,149 --> 00:04:48,922 Man, DJing, producing, look, it's hard. 94 00:04:49,049 --> 00:04:50,049 It's a saturated market. 95 00:04:50,183 --> 00:04:52,251 Yeah. 'Cause there's not enough actors in L.A. 96 00:04:52,382 --> 00:04:53,416 I'm not an actor. 97 00:04:54,215 --> 00:04:55,352 I'm a movie star. 98 00:04:56,215 --> 00:04:57,522 This is gonna be the best... 99 00:04:57,649 --> 00:04:58,752 - The best... - The best... 100 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,402 - The best night... - The best night... 101 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:02,517 The best night of your life. 102 00:05:06,582 --> 00:05:08,700 You're so fucking pretty, Ollie. Like an angel. 103 00:05:08,849 --> 00:05:11,554 Get off me. You smell like shit. 104 00:05:13,215 --> 00:05:14,454 This one's off Beachwood. 105 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,686 Four bedrooms, a party deck. 106 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,384 Two hundred square-foot dining room. 107 00:05:18,515 --> 00:05:19,686 Perfect for entertaining. 108 00:05:19,816 --> 00:05:21,691 You know, we could turn the dining room into our office. 109 00:05:21,816 --> 00:05:25,385 Mase, uh, dude, the cheapest place here is six grand. 110 00:05:25,515 --> 00:05:27,254 I mean, you don't have enough money to fix your car. 111 00:05:27,482 --> 00:05:28,516 Hey! 112 00:05:28,649 --> 00:05:30,684 - With Ollie's drug money... - Shut up. 113 00:05:30,816 --> 00:05:32,259 And our nights at Social blowing up, okay, 114 00:05:32,382 --> 00:05:33,623 we're gonna be out of the Valley 115 00:05:33,682 --> 00:05:34,989 by the end of this summer. 116 00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:37,657 Okay? And I feel... 117 00:05:37,782 --> 00:05:39,259 Look, I feel really fucking good about Thursday. 118 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,088 I mean, like, like so good, like when Jenny Haze 119 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,625 put her finger up my asshole good, dude. 120 00:05:42,782 --> 00:05:44,021 Like that kind of good. 121 00:05:44,149 --> 00:05:45,229 Dude, that was your finger. 122 00:05:45,315 --> 00:05:46,349 That was your finger. 123 00:05:46,515 --> 00:05:47,891 I'm pretty sure she wasn't even there. 124 00:05:48,016 --> 00:05:49,016 Jenna Haze's fingers. 125 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,320 Listen, believe in me? 126 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:51,688 'Cause I believe in you. 127 00:05:55,348 --> 00:05:57,257 What's up, kids? Good to see you, bro. 128 00:05:57,382 --> 00:05:58,325 You're looking sharp as ever, Paige. 129 00:05:58,449 --> 00:05:59,449 Yeah, you, too, man. 130 00:05:59,549 --> 00:06:01,429 Hey, you know my boys. Squirrel, Cole and Mason. 131 00:06:01,549 --> 00:06:02,891 What's up? 132 00:06:03,016 --> 00:06:05,357 Young hustlers' club. I like it, I like it. 133 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:07,858 We prefer to be called entrepreneurs but, uh... 134 00:06:08,116 --> 00:06:10,389 You're an entrepreneur! My kind of guy. 135 00:06:10,515 --> 00:06:13,016 Yo, Paige, man, you should come to the new spot, Social, on Thursday. 136 00:06:13,148 --> 00:06:14,217 - Social? - I'll take care of you. 137 00:06:14,348 --> 00:06:15,724 You're gonna take care of me, huh? 138 00:06:15,849 --> 00:06:17,090 - That's right. - Tell you what, 139 00:06:17,116 --> 00:06:19,150 whenever you guys are ready to start making some real loot, 140 00:06:19,282 --> 00:06:21,556 you need to holler at me, you know, bring the boys. 141 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,093 You do that. Think about it, huh? 142 00:06:24,215 --> 00:06:26,659 I'll tell you what, brunch is on me, all right, fellas? 143 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:29,021 Bye-bye. 144 00:06:31,982 --> 00:06:34,152 Why is he talking about money? What money? 145 00:06:34,282 --> 00:06:35,624 Man, Paige is always recruiting. 146 00:06:36,449 --> 00:06:37,927 For what? Doesn't he, like, produce porn? 147 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,685 No, he's in real estate, assface. 148 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,376 Can he just, what, get us a house, then? 149 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:42,516 We're sitting here talking about houses... 150 00:06:42,649 --> 00:06:45,149 No, no, no. He's like a real estate businessman. 151 00:06:48,049 --> 00:06:49,526 What does that mean? 152 00:06:49,649 --> 00:06:50,786 I don't know what that is. 153 00:06:51,215 --> 00:06:53,693 Okay, I'm not exactly sure what he does. 154 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:55,021 But... 155 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,549 He's making a lot of money doing it. 156 00:07:30,982 --> 00:07:32,459 Mason. 157 00:07:33,048 --> 00:07:34,321 Mason. 158 00:07:35,449 --> 00:07:38,359 I asked you three times to work on that roof yesterday. 159 00:07:39,215 --> 00:07:40,716 The toilet's still broken. 160 00:07:40,849 --> 00:07:42,656 Okay. I'll fucking do it later. 161 00:07:42,782 --> 00:07:43,885 Now. 162 00:07:44,016 --> 00:07:46,653 - Okay. - You, too, Cole. 163 00:07:49,148 --> 00:07:51,490 Sorry, my dad's such a dick. 164 00:08:20,549 --> 00:08:21,891 Later, Pop. 165 00:08:30,382 --> 00:08:32,257 - Cheers. - Cheers. 166 00:08:32,716 --> 00:08:34,489 All right, this is for you, Squirrel. 167 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,823 Yo, I got one. I got one. I got one. 168 00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:39,854 This moment right here, with all of you guys, 169 00:08:39,981 --> 00:08:43,357 this is honestly my favorite part of the night. 170 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:46,585 It's the moment before it starts. 171 00:09:12,582 --> 00:09:14,582 Mason. Mason, where's my 500, bro? 172 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,393 You see the fucking line outside? 173 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,220 You can wait to thank me till the end of the night, 'kay? 174 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:20,417 Hey, you. Do not play any of the songs on that list. 175 00:09:20,549 --> 00:09:21,618 Do you understand me? 176 00:09:21,749 --> 00:09:23,454 Save Firepower for Mr. Reed. 177 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:25,856 Ooh! Hello, beautiful. 178 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:28,585 You look so fucking important with that list in your hand. 179 00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:30,091 Here you go. 180 00:09:30,215 --> 00:09:31,887 - What's up, Devin? - What's up, Cole? 181 00:09:32,015 --> 00:09:33,084 - How are you doing? - I'm good, man. 182 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:34,215 - Good. - Yeah. 183 00:09:34,315 --> 00:09:36,122 Warming the room up for you. It's all good. 184 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:37,287 - Thanks, bro. - Hey, buddy. 185 00:09:37,348 --> 00:09:39,053 All right, have fun, man. 186 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,351 What a dick. 187 00:09:41,549 --> 00:09:43,254 Yo, Ollie, my main man. How you doing? 188 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,690 Good, good, good. Look, hook me up with another round. 189 00:09:45,816 --> 00:09:47,794 I'll throw you a Vine, I'll make you famous and shit. 190 00:09:47,915 --> 00:09:48,915 All right, I got you. 191 00:09:49,015 --> 00:09:50,357 You guys let me know if you need anything, all right? 192 00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:51,516 Off the menu. 193 00:09:51,649 --> 00:09:54,456 Hey, hey, bro, bro. I'm boys with your friend. 194 00:09:54,582 --> 00:09:56,287 You know, Ollie, the pretty boy. 195 00:09:56,415 --> 00:09:58,723 Uh, sorry, kid. I'm fucking sorry. 196 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,089 Wait, wait. What about this guy? 197 00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:02,524 You know him? 198 00:10:06,515 --> 00:10:08,288 Don't "bro" me if you don't know me. 199 00:10:13,348 --> 00:10:14,758 This party sucks. 200 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,120 - L.A.'s dead. - Hi, Sarah. 201 00:10:17,248 --> 00:10:19,885 Hey, Cole, can you play Drunk in Love? 202 00:10:21,082 --> 00:10:22,389 Absolutely not. 203 00:10:23,682 --> 00:10:25,751 Hey, Squirrel, I like your shirt. 204 00:10:56,082 --> 00:10:57,583 Ow! What the hell? 205 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,886 We gotta round up chicks for Paige. 206 00:11:00,182 --> 00:11:01,461 Looks like he's doing fine. 207 00:11:01,582 --> 00:11:02,753 Yeah, those girls are wack. 208 00:11:02,881 --> 00:11:04,689 All right, find me something. 209 00:11:57,881 --> 00:12:00,155 What do you think of this guy? 210 00:12:00,282 --> 00:12:02,282 - This guy? - Yeah. 211 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,251 I think he's getting paid too much. 212 00:12:08,082 --> 00:12:10,082 What do you think about him? 213 00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:14,052 I think he used to be good. 214 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,253 Now I think he's just gives the people what they want. 215 00:12:25,348 --> 00:12:27,882 Hey, do you wanna come sit at my friend's table? 216 00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:29,620 You can drink for free. 217 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,091 Do you promote here? 218 00:12:33,215 --> 00:12:34,215 No. 219 00:12:34,682 --> 00:12:37,285 My friends promote here. 220 00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:39,782 - Right. - I kind of help. 221 00:12:40,082 --> 00:12:41,889 - Well, have a nice night. - I... 222 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:17,518 Hey, you're James Reed, right? 223 00:13:18,415 --> 00:13:19,586 Mmm-hmm. 224 00:13:20,815 --> 00:13:21,884 Do you smoke? 225 00:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,490 Yes, I do. 226 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,049 - What the fuck is that? - What? 227 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:34,816 - Is there tobacco in that? - Yeah. 228 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,458 - It's a spliff. - A "spliff"? 229 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,888 What are you, French? 230 00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:40,657 No. I'm American. 231 00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:41,815 All right. This is the most important advice 232 00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:42,982 you're ever gonna get. 233 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,752 Never mix THC with nicotine. 234 00:13:45,881 --> 00:13:47,223 It fogs up the high. 235 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:49,426 It'll last longer if you mix it. 236 00:13:49,582 --> 00:13:51,025 It's not about making it last longer, 237 00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:52,626 it's about enjoying it. 238 00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:58,384 You spin here regularly? 239 00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:01,952 Yeah. 240 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,253 - They pay you? - Mmm-mmm. 241 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,048 No. 242 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,055 But the drinks are free. 243 00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:12,490 Well, that's nice of them. 244 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,224 You wanna go to a party? 245 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,551 - What, like now? - Yeah. Right now. 246 00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:23,487 It should be fun. 247 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,119 Yeah. 248 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,787 You want? 249 00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:32,422 Yeah, sure. 250 00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:35,557 So, like, where have you been to, to spin? 251 00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:40,319 Okay. Tokyo, Berlin, Frankfurt... 252 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,786 Uh, Belgium. 253 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,654 Dubai, which is in the Middle East. 254 00:14:44,781 --> 00:14:46,382 Yeah, it's like Vegas of the Middle East. 255 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:51,324 Ibiza, Majorca, Madrid, Paris. 256 00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:53,129 Paris, they got some great music right now. 257 00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:56,521 Yo, you seen Cole? 258 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:57,751 Can't say I have. 259 00:14:57,881 --> 00:14:58,984 Then what's the plan? 260 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,990 See you in the morning. 261 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:22,123 Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy. 262 00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:24,717 That painting is worth more than my car. 263 00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:32,154 James? 264 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,788 Mmm? 265 00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:37,987 This painting is alive. 266 00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:43,285 Nah. 267 00:15:44,148 --> 00:15:46,251 It's just the PCP talking. 268 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,092 PCP? 269 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:51,415 Ooh. 270 00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:59,524 Well, I've seen many door girls in my day 271 00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:00,819 - but this one... - Look. 272 00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:03,656 I will go home with you tonight under two conditions. 273 00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,123 - Yes. - One, 274 00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:06,884 you understand that it is pity sex 275 00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:08,322 and I will never admit to it. 276 00:16:08,449 --> 00:16:12,824 And two, you shut the fuck up for the rest of the night. 277 00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,185 Okay? 278 00:16:16,815 --> 00:16:18,893 Where are those nuts, Squirrel? 279 00:16:18,981 --> 00:16:19,981 Where did you hide your fucking nuts? 280 00:16:20,115 --> 00:16:21,394 It ain't winter yet. 281 00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:21,786 What are you doing here? 282 00:18:24,614 --> 00:18:27,490 Um, me and James went to a party, I think. 283 00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,082 What are you doing here? 284 00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:33,623 - I... I live here. - Oh, my God! 285 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,158 My brain is bleeding. 286 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,782 My blood is going to start coming out of my eyeballs. 287 00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:40,415 You like this homeless puppy I found? 288 00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:42,057 Is he housebroken? 289 00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:43,682 I don't know. Check the rugs. 290 00:18:45,115 --> 00:18:46,786 I can actually smell the whisky 291 00:18:46,915 --> 00:18:47,915 coming out of your skin. 292 00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:48,981 Mmm? 293 00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:50,854 You didn't drive home last night, did you? 294 00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:52,890 You used to smell like fermented liquor, too. 295 00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:55,492 Cole, this is Sophie, my role model. 296 00:18:56,414 --> 00:18:57,892 Nice to meet you, Cole. 297 00:18:58,015 --> 00:18:59,015 Nice to meet you. 298 00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:02,653 You were talking a big game last night, kid. 299 00:19:02,815 --> 00:19:04,293 I was? 300 00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:07,188 You were saying, "All I need is one track." 301 00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:09,053 You were gonna control people's hearts, 302 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,955 fly around the world. 303 00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,292 I'm not supposed to drink whisky. 304 00:19:13,948 --> 00:19:15,119 Or take PCP. 305 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,614 Uh... 306 00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:19,219 Do you have any aspirin? 307 00:19:19,347 --> 00:19:22,450 We have tons of aspirin but I'm not giving you shit 308 00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:23,957 until you play me something. 309 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,688 You have tracks on your phone, right? 310 00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:28,320 Okay. 311 00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:29,653 It's not really morning music. 312 00:19:29,781 --> 00:19:32,316 Oh, well, that's okay because it's 12:30. 313 00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:33,481 It's 12:30? 314 00:19:56,815 --> 00:19:58,451 I'm just gonna skip ahead. 315 00:20:09,848 --> 00:20:11,291 It's fun. 316 00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:13,182 "Fun"? 317 00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:14,825 I'm gonna pour myself a drink 318 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,857 before this hangover gets real. 319 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,118 Soph, can we get Cole an Uber? 320 00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:20,848 Um... 321 00:20:21,314 --> 00:20:22,314 I can give him a ride. 322 00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:23,788 I have some errands to run, so... 323 00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:27,018 Great! I'll be here, festering slowly. 324 00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:35,955 You know, James is a snob. 325 00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:37,525 He's really hard on everyone. 326 00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:40,284 - So... - Don't worry, it's cool. 327 00:20:40,414 --> 00:20:41,824 It's not... 328 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,653 Stanford, huh? 329 00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:53,483 That's a nice school. 330 00:20:54,748 --> 00:20:55,953 Do you go to college? 331 00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:57,252 No. 332 00:20:58,915 --> 00:21:01,120 - I could have gone to college. - Mmm. 333 00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:03,350 I could have run track at UC Davis. 334 00:21:03,581 --> 00:21:04,820 Why... Why didn't you? 335 00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,126 Well... 336 00:21:08,581 --> 00:21:10,490 School is a waste of time. 337 00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:13,149 It can be 338 00:21:13,281 --> 00:21:15,281 if you're doing something better with your time. 339 00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:21,949 Can't believe you guys just left me 340 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,684 abandoned there with Sara. 341 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:24,952 Dicks. 342 00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:27,322 She did unspeakable things. 343 00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:28,619 Ugh, this fuckin'... 344 00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,453 This girl straight beat my ass. 345 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,752 I thought I was strong, man. 346 00:21:32,648 --> 00:21:34,785 Girl was supposed to call me later. It's whatever. 347 00:21:34,915 --> 00:21:37,984 Gentlemen, your earnings. 348 00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:39,490 Hey, hey. 349 00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,491 At ease. 350 00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:50,820 200 bucks? 351 00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:52,619 What the fuck is this, man? 352 00:21:52,748 --> 00:21:54,623 We brought in 560 people last night. 353 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,748 We brought in 562. 354 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,586 I thought that was the point of this, we bring in 500 heads. 355 00:21:57,715 --> 00:22:00,921 I'm gonna fucking murder that cheesy motherfucker! 356 00:22:04,748 --> 00:22:06,069 I just read about this guy, right, 357 00:22:06,148 --> 00:22:07,318 who invented Instagram. 358 00:22:07,448 --> 00:22:09,120 He sold it for $400 million. 359 00:22:09,581 --> 00:22:10,786 So? 360 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,290 Man, he was 26 years old. 361 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,824 I mean, he spent the next fucking year of his life 362 00:22:13,948 --> 00:22:14,948 flying around the world, 363 00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:17,117 taking pictures of his girlfriend on different beaches. 364 00:22:17,247 --> 00:22:19,418 - Kevin Systrom. - What? 365 00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,651 It's Kevin Systrom. The guy who invented Instagram, 366 00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:22,986 his name is Kevin Systrom. 367 00:22:23,115 --> 00:22:24,285 Fuck Kevin Systrom! 368 00:22:25,781 --> 00:22:29,021 Dude, I live for Thursdays. The club is my thing. 369 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,489 Yeah, man. I'm not saying we should quit altogether 370 00:22:30,614 --> 00:22:31,819 but aren't you tired of taking taxis 371 00:22:31,948 --> 00:22:33,289 back from fucking Silver Lake every night? 372 00:22:33,414 --> 00:22:35,790 I'm tired of taking Squirrel's mom's fucking station wagon. 373 00:22:35,915 --> 00:22:37,790 Okay. I'm tired of driving your bum ass around. 374 00:22:37,915 --> 00:22:39,153 I'm fucking tired of you jerking off 375 00:22:39,281 --> 00:22:40,281 5 feet from my pillow. 376 00:22:40,414 --> 00:22:42,153 You're not gonna get tired of that ever. 377 00:22:42,281 --> 00:22:43,987 You guys want to make real money? 378 00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:46,075 Or you want to fucking live and die in the Valley? 379 00:22:51,881 --> 00:22:53,222 Look, I have an idea. 380 00:22:58,781 --> 00:23:00,952 All this abstract, computerized, 381 00:23:01,082 --> 00:23:04,651 digitized, on-paper bullshit is for pussies. 382 00:23:13,048 --> 00:23:15,252 Fuck a diamond, that shit's forever. 383 00:23:15,548 --> 00:23:17,321 Hi, Mrs. Henderson? 384 00:23:17,448 --> 00:23:20,289 Hi, I'm calling from Gold Star Realty Solutions. 385 00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:21,619 Hi, my name is Cole. 386 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,748 I'm calling from Gold Star Realty Solutions. 387 00:23:23,981 --> 00:23:26,788 This is a list of homeowners in the area 388 00:23:26,915 --> 00:23:28,824 that are in the unfortunate position 389 00:23:28,948 --> 00:23:30,289 of facing foreclosure. 390 00:23:30,414 --> 00:23:33,722 I was wondering if I could talk to, uh, a Mr. Stein? 391 00:23:33,848 --> 00:23:34,848 Uh, Mr. "Steen"? 392 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,253 So we're cold-calling people? 393 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:37,381 No. No. No, no. 394 00:23:37,481 --> 00:23:39,823 You are calling people who are in need, 395 00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:41,668 with the solution that they are looking for. 396 00:23:41,748 --> 00:23:43,589 When you call these people, 397 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:46,158 you're calling as their friend. 398 00:23:47,881 --> 00:23:49,358 We charge $5,000 399 00:23:49,481 --> 00:23:51,618 to negotiate their foreclosures with the banks. 400 00:23:51,748 --> 00:23:55,453 Every deal you close, I give you 15%. 401 00:23:55,815 --> 00:23:57,121 Well, that's like 600... 402 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:58,589 $750. 403 00:23:58,715 --> 00:24:00,920 Boom. Good fucking math, kid. 404 00:24:01,581 --> 00:24:04,582 Now to, uh, restore your faith in humanity, 405 00:24:04,715 --> 00:24:08,591 let me break you off something real proper-like. 406 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,124 Welcome to the kingdom, boys. 407 00:24:13,381 --> 00:24:14,825 Holy shit! 408 00:24:14,948 --> 00:24:16,084 That's like 1,000 bucks at least. 409 00:24:16,214 --> 00:24:17,283 Oh! 410 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,790 Smell it. Smell it. Smell it. 411 00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:23,416 Let's do this. Let's do this. Come on. It's a good thing. 412 00:24:31,114 --> 00:24:33,251 So, Dad, 413 00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:36,420 me and Cole, we're making some money, and I thought 414 00:24:36,548 --> 00:24:38,355 maybe we could invest in a roof and some new floors 415 00:24:38,481 --> 00:24:40,516 and we can have this fucking house ready to sell by winter. 416 00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:41,887 For sure. 417 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,984 - Hello? - Yo, San Fernando. 418 00:24:44,114 --> 00:24:45,615 - It's James. - What's up, man? 419 00:24:45,748 --> 00:24:47,419 What are you doing Saturday? 420 00:24:48,081 --> 00:24:49,923 Uh, nothing. Nothing. Why? 421 00:24:50,047 --> 00:24:51,719 You wanna make some cash? 422 00:24:52,815 --> 00:24:53,884 Doing what? 423 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:25,118 Hey, can you play Drunk in Love? 424 00:25:26,381 --> 00:25:27,381 Uh... 425 00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:29,324 Please? 426 00:25:29,448 --> 00:25:31,050 Yeah, sure, I'll try to work it in. 427 00:25:32,214 --> 00:25:33,886 For you, sir, from James. 428 00:25:35,114 --> 00:25:36,456 What, are you, like, his secretary now? 429 00:25:36,581 --> 00:25:38,115 His assistant, actually. 430 00:25:39,815 --> 00:25:41,884 Oh, you look so surprised. 431 00:25:43,281 --> 00:25:44,350 Wow! 432 00:25:44,481 --> 00:25:45,481 Oh, I'm sorry. 433 00:25:45,614 --> 00:25:47,114 Were you trying to tell her all about the free drinks 434 00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:48,952 you can get her on Thursdays? 435 00:25:51,815 --> 00:25:52,918 What's in there? Rosé? 436 00:25:54,781 --> 00:25:55,815 Here. 437 00:26:01,915 --> 00:26:03,790 - Club soda. - With cranberry. 438 00:26:03,915 --> 00:26:04,983 Very stealth. 439 00:26:08,581 --> 00:26:11,115 Hey, you know, this party's looking a little stiff, Cole. 440 00:26:11,781 --> 00:26:13,918 So what are you saying? Do I need to amp it up? 441 00:26:14,047 --> 00:26:17,389 You could try but this crowd doesn't dance before midnight. 442 00:26:18,448 --> 00:26:19,721 Okay. 443 00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,117 So it's the DJ's job 444 00:26:25,247 --> 00:26:27,088 to get the crowd out of their heads and into their bodies. 445 00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:28,450 So in order to do that, 446 00:26:28,581 --> 00:26:29,888 you need at the very least... 447 00:26:32,081 --> 00:26:33,559 a cursory knowledge of mathematics 448 00:26:33,881 --> 00:26:36,051 and the broad strokes of 9th-grade biology. 449 00:26:36,748 --> 00:26:38,623 For example, the baseline controls 450 00:26:38,748 --> 00:26:40,248 this region of the body right here. 451 00:26:42,381 --> 00:26:43,915 The most important region. 452 00:26:47,414 --> 00:26:48,894 There's always going to be resistance, 453 00:26:49,548 --> 00:26:50,617 so you gotta be patient. 454 00:26:50,781 --> 00:26:53,384 Look for that one person who's not afraid to just go for it. 455 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,290 Next, you want to zero in on their heartbeats. 456 00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:22,324 I like to start them off at about 120 beats per minute. 457 00:27:22,448 --> 00:27:24,016 That's equivalent to the heartbeat 458 00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,716 of a long-distance runner. 459 00:27:33,414 --> 00:27:35,255 You see, BPM is the name of the game. 460 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,980 About 60 BPMs. 461 00:27:47,281 --> 00:27:50,191 Dubstep is actually 140 BPMs cut to half-speed, 462 00:27:50,314 --> 00:27:52,223 it ends up being about 70 BPMs. 463 00:27:53,748 --> 00:27:56,487 House is around 110 to 130 BPMs. 464 00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:02,758 I'm not sure how you dance to that. 465 00:28:03,614 --> 00:28:05,319 Once you've locked onto their heart rate, 466 00:28:05,448 --> 00:28:07,426 you start bringing 'em up song by song. 467 00:28:39,147 --> 00:28:41,489 There's a popular myth that 128 beats per minute 468 00:28:41,614 --> 00:28:43,921 is the rate that synergizes most with your heartbeat. 469 00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:54,658 That's the magic number. 470 00:28:54,947 --> 00:28:56,357 Once you've gotten your crowd there, 471 00:28:56,481 --> 00:29:00,015 you're controlling their entire circulatory system. 472 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,224 Hey, man, would you mind watching this for me? 473 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,018 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Thanks, man. 474 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,287 What are you guys doing here? 475 00:29:47,414 --> 00:29:48,687 What do you mean, what am I doing here? 476 00:29:48,814 --> 00:29:50,349 Think I'm gonna come all the way out here, pick you up, 477 00:29:50,481 --> 00:29:51,652 and not party? 478 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:53,854 Hey, James. Uh, they're with me. 479 00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:55,185 This is Mason, Ollie and Squirrel. 480 00:29:55,314 --> 00:29:56,656 How is it going? 481 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:57,780 Nice to meet you all. 482 00:29:57,847 --> 00:29:58,824 Actually, you met us before. 483 00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:00,687 We promote at Social on Thursdays. 484 00:30:01,281 --> 00:30:03,316 Listen, we should grab a bite to eat sometime, man. 485 00:30:03,448 --> 00:30:05,357 I'm basically this kid's fucking manager, 486 00:30:05,481 --> 00:30:06,787 you know what I mean? 487 00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:08,551 And I think we could use a little bit of advice. 488 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,215 You know what, just enjoy the party. 489 00:30:10,347 --> 00:30:12,154 We'll talk shop another time. 490 00:30:13,314 --> 00:30:14,848 Nice to meet you, bro. 491 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,481 Hey, Cole, I wanna show you somethin'. 492 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:18,319 Just be cool. 493 00:30:19,081 --> 00:30:20,320 I'm like the coolest fucking dude ever. 494 00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:21,857 I don't... 495 00:30:24,814 --> 00:30:26,588 Are you kidding me? 496 00:30:29,081 --> 00:30:30,582 You have a Wurlitzer? 497 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:34,917 Wow. 498 00:30:39,747 --> 00:30:41,589 Well, that's not bad. 499 00:30:42,314 --> 00:30:44,019 My mom taught piano. 500 00:30:44,947 --> 00:30:46,357 Yeah? She still teach? 501 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:49,652 Maybe. 502 00:30:51,314 --> 00:30:53,258 I wanna show you something. 503 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,420 This is called a Buchla. 504 00:31:00,247 --> 00:31:01,589 It's a mod synth. 505 00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:03,856 There's only a couple of them in the world. 506 00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,980 Bowie used one of these in Space Oddity. 507 00:31:07,181 --> 00:31:08,625 Yes, he did. 508 00:31:12,448 --> 00:31:14,823 Holy cow! 509 00:31:19,014 --> 00:31:20,685 How do you ever leave this place? 510 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,653 You'd be surprised at all the distractions that can come up. 511 00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:27,054 You were good out there, you know? 512 00:31:27,181 --> 00:31:28,658 You really know how to work a crowd. 513 00:31:28,947 --> 00:31:30,254 Thanks, man. 514 00:31:30,414 --> 00:31:32,153 You know what? Let's hear that track of yours again. 515 00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:33,656 You got it with you? 516 00:31:43,448 --> 00:31:45,153 Okay, here's the thing. 517 00:31:45,414 --> 00:31:48,085 The beginning sounds like Skrillex's brother made it. 518 00:31:48,247 --> 00:31:49,781 - Okay. - And then right here... 519 00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,384 That sounds like early Juan Atkins to me, 520 00:31:54,514 --> 00:31:55,548 which is good, 521 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,988 but, uh, you're trying to be too many different people. 522 00:31:58,114 --> 00:31:59,285 I want it to be that way. 523 00:31:59,414 --> 00:32:01,535 I want a lot of switches. I want a lot of transitions. 524 00:32:01,613 --> 00:32:02,613 Yeah. 525 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,624 - Like, big, heavy drops. - Mmm. 526 00:32:04,747 --> 00:32:06,054 That's what's crushing it now. 527 00:32:06,181 --> 00:32:07,352 You sound like an asshole. 528 00:32:07,481 --> 00:32:09,356 All that was missing was a hashtag. 529 00:32:10,081 --> 00:32:12,491 "Imitation is suicide." Emerson said that. 530 00:32:14,814 --> 00:32:16,019 Okay. 531 00:32:16,147 --> 00:32:17,181 Look, you can make people dance, 532 00:32:17,314 --> 00:32:18,395 and that's half the battle. 533 00:32:18,448 --> 00:32:21,483 Any successful artist, they have this moment 534 00:32:21,613 --> 00:32:23,557 when they stop being an admirer 535 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,919 and they find their signature. 536 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,953 You know a secret? 537 00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:32,718 I never go to sushi on Mondays because, 538 00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:33,847 fun fact, 539 00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,616 all the fish markets are closed. 540 00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:37,191 You guys want to hear something interesting? 541 00:32:37,314 --> 00:32:38,485 The best sushi in all of L.A. 542 00:32:38,613 --> 00:32:41,251 is Teru Sushi in fucking Studio City. 543 00:32:42,314 --> 00:32:45,155 Does this girl look like she eats in the Valley? 544 00:32:47,314 --> 00:32:48,552 Okay, the sushi in the Valley 545 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,988 is the best sushi in the western hemisphere, kid. 546 00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:53,190 And what are you, the Valley Board of Tourism? 547 00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:59,054 - Mase, Mase. Chill, chill. - Excuse me. Relax. Relax. 548 00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:01,489 Have a sense of humor, bro. 549 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,219 Did he just say "bro"? Yo, I got a sense of humor. 550 00:33:04,347 --> 00:33:06,256 You want to hear something fucking hilarious? 551 00:33:06,381 --> 00:33:08,381 You dress like Hillary Clinton, bro. 552 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:22,147 Hey! 553 00:33:22,914 --> 00:33:23,914 Hey! 554 00:33:24,047 --> 00:33:25,389 Hey! 555 00:33:27,147 --> 00:33:28,818 What happened? 556 00:33:28,947 --> 00:33:30,254 What was that about? 557 00:33:30,381 --> 00:33:31,484 Sushi. 558 00:33:31,613 --> 00:33:33,114 Sushi? 559 00:33:46,647 --> 00:33:47,886 Pick a place, man. 560 00:33:56,414 --> 00:33:58,652 Why don't we come here more often, man? 561 00:33:59,381 --> 00:34:01,052 I come here all the time. 562 00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:05,151 Really? 563 00:34:05,814 --> 00:34:07,019 Yeah. 564 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,124 You know, try to clear my head. 565 00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:15,847 Sorry about your gig, though. 566 00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:19,513 - Whatever. - Yeah. 567 00:35:01,547 --> 00:35:02,616 Oh, Jesus. 568 00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:08,686 - Hey. - Hey. 569 00:35:10,914 --> 00:35:11,914 Is James home? 570 00:35:12,047 --> 00:35:13,820 Uh, yeah, he should be. 571 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:15,050 I'll let you in. 572 00:35:36,613 --> 00:35:38,353 Hey, babe. 573 00:35:42,047 --> 00:35:44,456 I was just taking a little nap. 574 00:35:45,014 --> 00:35:46,355 I know. 575 00:35:52,613 --> 00:35:54,716 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 576 00:35:55,647 --> 00:35:56,681 I can't accept this. 577 00:35:57,214 --> 00:35:59,249 Oh, Christ. Put that back in your pocket. 578 00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,052 What do you think, I broke up with you? 579 00:36:01,314 --> 00:36:03,053 - No, man. - Your friends, dude, 580 00:36:03,181 --> 00:36:04,988 they're gorillas, but me and you, we're cool. 581 00:36:06,314 --> 00:36:07,382 Is that it? 582 00:36:10,947 --> 00:36:11,981 What is that? 583 00:36:12,314 --> 00:36:13,874 That one, right there. What's that loop? 584 00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,486 That's a handclap. 585 00:36:15,647 --> 00:36:17,128 Yeah, I know it's a handclap, dipshit. 586 00:36:17,214 --> 00:36:18,454 But what is it? Did you make it? 587 00:36:18,547 --> 00:36:19,547 It's a sample. 588 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:23,482 Well, ironically, it's the only live thing in there. 589 00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:24,814 I mean, amongst all this other 590 00:36:24,847 --> 00:36:26,324 synthetic computer-generated garbage, 591 00:36:26,447 --> 00:36:29,789 that's one honest handclap. 592 00:36:31,114 --> 00:36:33,149 Listen, I get it, man. I've been there before. 593 00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:34,854 But you're not gonna get anywhere 594 00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,014 using the same old sounds 595 00:36:36,147 --> 00:36:37,818 that every other laptop DJ is using. 596 00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:39,652 Yeah. But, I mean, by definition, like, 597 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,655 all electronic music is computer-generated. 598 00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,281 Yeah, but it can be organic. 599 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,015 So that synthetic kick drum... 600 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:50,790 So that tinny keyboard... 601 00:36:53,214 --> 00:36:54,657 Music. 602 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,015 Sounds have soul. 603 00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:58,716 Build them from scratch. 604 00:36:59,346 --> 00:37:00,517 Find new ones. 605 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,921 Get your head out of that laptop 606 00:37:01,947 --> 00:37:03,754 and start listening to what the real fucking world 607 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,017 is trying to tell you. 608 00:37:06,214 --> 00:37:07,282 That's your problem. 609 00:37:07,814 --> 00:37:08,883 You don't listen. 610 00:37:09,513 --> 00:37:11,821 Hey, Jimmy is on the phone about Elysian Fields. 611 00:37:11,947 --> 00:37:14,152 What days are we traveling to Vegas, 20th or 21st? 612 00:37:16,214 --> 00:37:17,454 What do you think of that track? 613 00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:20,220 Um, it's fine. 614 00:37:20,346 --> 00:37:21,415 See? Haters. 615 00:37:21,547 --> 00:37:22,991 Haters are your target audience. 616 00:37:23,447 --> 00:37:26,153 Oh. Well, lovers know where you sleep. 617 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,225 - Which day? - 19th. 618 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,381 - I need a blackjack day. - Thank you. 619 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:34,485 Hi, Jimmy. Yeah, he says, um, the 19th. 620 00:37:36,547 --> 00:37:37,581 Yeah, we're looking forward to it. 621 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,192 I'll make sure he gets there on time. 622 00:37:39,313 --> 00:37:40,313 Thank you. 623 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,622 Well, you sounded highly professional right now. 624 00:37:43,747 --> 00:37:45,520 Don't patronize me. 625 00:37:47,214 --> 00:37:48,214 I'm gonna take a break. 626 00:37:48,346 --> 00:37:50,415 You can use the space whenever you want. 627 00:37:50,947 --> 00:37:52,186 You are coming with me. 628 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,032 Are you asking or telling? 629 00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:06,687 Hi, I'm calling from Gold Star Realty Solutions. 630 00:38:06,814 --> 00:38:09,348 Um, may I speak with Tanya Romero? 631 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,549 - This is she. - Hi, Tanya. 632 00:38:11,714 --> 00:38:13,021 I understand that your bank's given you 633 00:38:13,147 --> 00:38:14,385 a notice of foreclosure. 634 00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:16,855 Yesterday. How did you know that? 635 00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:19,951 Well, we work with the banks to help negotiate... 636 00:38:20,081 --> 00:38:22,319 Shh, honey. 637 00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:24,119 Sounds like you have a little monster over there. 638 00:38:24,246 --> 00:38:25,485 That's my son, Richard. 639 00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:27,855 Richard. 640 00:38:28,447 --> 00:38:29,720 That's actually... That's funny. 641 00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:31,518 That's my dad's name. 642 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:33,182 Cole. Cole, baby, come check this out. 643 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:35,227 Why don't you let him work? 644 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,284 Are you really able to prevent evictions? 645 00:38:38,413 --> 00:38:39,413 Uh, yeah. 646 00:38:39,647 --> 00:38:41,148 Absolutely. Actually, you know what? 647 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,315 Let me transfer you over to my manager 648 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,119 and he can talk you through everything. 649 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,359 - First name? - What? 650 00:38:46,413 --> 00:38:47,413 What is the client's first name? 651 00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,580 Tanya. 652 00:38:49,081 --> 00:38:50,456 Tanya Romero. 653 00:38:51,647 --> 00:38:52,954 Tanya, Paige Laurel. 654 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,721 I hear we're catching you at a rough time. 655 00:38:55,647 --> 00:38:57,386 Right. Oh, right. 656 00:38:57,513 --> 00:39:00,514 Let me just tell you a little hit about what we do. 657 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,815 Hey, what's up, man? 658 00:39:39,947 --> 00:39:41,322 This is my boy, Cole. 659 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,886 - Come on, I need your voice. - I don't want to. 660 00:40:20,014 --> 00:40:22,134 - No, I'm not doing it. - Come here. Help me, come on. 661 00:40:23,814 --> 00:40:25,348 You don't wanna help your buddy? 662 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,480 No. No! 663 00:40:26,847 --> 00:40:27,950 Number nine. 664 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,217 Number nine. 665 00:40:32,814 --> 00:40:35,917 Synchronicity is electricity. 666 00:40:36,613 --> 00:40:39,955 Synchronicity is electricity. 667 00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:22,055 That's good. That's good. 668 00:41:24,213 --> 00:41:25,691 - That was it? - Yeah, that's it. 669 00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:27,086 That's how you make a track. 670 00:41:27,213 --> 00:41:28,452 That was really, really scary. 671 00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:30,615 That was it. That's the one. 672 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,758 He said, "Meet me at the fountain." 673 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,914 I was like, '"Fountain'? We're in Rome. 674 00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:35,251 "There's fountains everywhere." 675 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:36,949 "Which fountain?" 676 00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:41,623 Hey, let's wait till Clarissa's. 677 00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:44,289 Clarissa. Who's Clarissa? 678 00:41:45,613 --> 00:41:48,022 Um, you met her, like, three times. She, um... 679 00:41:48,146 --> 00:41:49,427 She just graduated from Stanford. 680 00:41:50,613 --> 00:41:52,648 Oh, the Stanford party. Right. 681 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:55,116 Come on, they're my friends. 682 00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:57,594 Well, I can be your friend, baby. 683 00:42:02,447 --> 00:42:04,721 Why don't you take Cole? Cole, you should go. 684 00:42:06,914 --> 00:42:09,084 Come on, man. It's Friday night. 685 00:42:09,213 --> 00:42:10,494 Like, what else are you gonna do? 686 00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:13,023 I'm gonna watch C-Span until I lose faith in humanity. 687 00:42:13,146 --> 00:42:14,624 But you guys should go. 688 00:42:14,747 --> 00:42:16,347 You can talk about your millennial angst. 689 00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:17,413 Too much validation. 690 00:42:20,547 --> 00:42:22,183 The irony is if you're gonna be a lawyer, 691 00:42:22,313 --> 00:42:24,714 you're basically handing in essays for the rest of your life. 692 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,280 Yeah, but at least now I'm getting paid for it. 693 00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,720 Cheers to that. 694 00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:30,716 What do you do? 695 00:42:31,647 --> 00:42:32,852 Uh, I'm an assistant. 696 00:42:32,979 --> 00:42:34,116 Oh, yeah? Where at? 697 00:42:34,246 --> 00:42:36,087 A personal assistant, actually. 698 00:42:36,213 --> 00:42:38,157 - For a musician. - Oh, for who? 699 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,519 I love music. 700 00:42:39,647 --> 00:42:41,716 James Reed? He's a DJ. 701 00:42:44,113 --> 00:42:45,954 Yeah, I don't know him. 702 00:42:46,613 --> 00:42:48,921 - I'm gonna get a drink. - I'll come with you. 703 00:42:49,246 --> 00:42:50,417 Excuse me. 704 00:42:53,714 --> 00:42:56,749 I think they spent, like, $200 on cheese. 705 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,388 Yeah, and half the people here don't eat dairy. 706 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,622 I'm gonna find the bathroom. 707 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:04,587 All right. You sure you're okay? 708 00:43:04,714 --> 00:43:06,248 Yeah, I'm fine. 709 00:43:09,613 --> 00:43:11,488 Hey, that Sophie girl is pretty cute. 710 00:43:11,613 --> 00:43:12,613 Is she our year? 711 00:43:12,747 --> 00:43:14,315 Yeah, for like a minute. She failed out. 712 00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:15,814 What do you mean? 713 00:43:15,979 --> 00:43:18,116 Every guy in our dorm saw her tits. 714 00:43:18,246 --> 00:43:20,724 I never went there personally. Wish I had. 715 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,982 The line's too long. 716 00:43:22,447 --> 00:43:24,322 - Here, let's go over here. - Why? 717 00:43:24,447 --> 00:43:26,890 And she's, like, totally fucking the DJ she works for. 718 00:43:27,113 --> 00:43:28,716 He's, like, 40 and pays the bills. 719 00:43:28,847 --> 00:43:31,154 Hey, I'd help her buy groceries for a week or two. 720 00:43:34,747 --> 00:43:36,281 - Don't. - Hmm? 721 00:43:41,814 --> 00:43:43,814 Hey, when you guys jerk each other off, 722 00:43:43,946 --> 00:43:45,356 do you take turns? 723 00:43:46,113 --> 00:43:49,284 Or is it more of like a simultaneous kind of deal? 724 00:43:52,647 --> 00:43:53,647 Cole, stop! 725 00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:54,814 Hey! 726 00:44:02,613 --> 00:44:04,488 You really didn't have to do that. 727 00:44:04,613 --> 00:44:06,249 Fuck those guys. 728 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,921 They wouldn't last two seconds in the real world. 729 00:44:10,946 --> 00:44:13,981 Those guys will end up running the real world. 730 00:44:14,447 --> 00:44:15,754 Yeah, I know. 731 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:19,683 Just so you know, I didn't fail out. 732 00:44:20,513 --> 00:44:22,491 I just needed to take some time off. 733 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,180 Now all my friends are graduating 734 00:44:25,313 --> 00:44:27,916 and I have nothing to show for myself. 735 00:44:29,613 --> 00:44:31,750 Why don't you just go back to school? 736 00:44:33,313 --> 00:44:35,313 I can't afford it. 737 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,985 There's a ton of schools that are cheaper than Stanford. 738 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,787 Yeah, maybe. 739 00:44:50,346 --> 00:44:52,823 James thinks you're really talented. 740 00:44:53,846 --> 00:44:55,153 Yeah? 741 00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:56,852 Yeah. 742 00:44:57,813 --> 00:44:59,916 He said that? 743 00:45:00,647 --> 00:45:02,022 He said you have 744 00:45:02,146 --> 00:45:04,750 "an acute sense of assemblage." 745 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,451 Yes! 746 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,814 What the fuck does that mean? 747 00:45:16,946 --> 00:45:17,980 Is it French? 748 00:45:18,113 --> 00:45:19,648 Assemblage. 749 00:45:19,779 --> 00:45:20,916 Assemblage. 750 00:45:21,113 --> 00:45:22,284 Do you really know what it means? 751 00:45:22,413 --> 00:45:24,413 - No. - I don't really, either, 752 00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:25,787 but it's a good thing, I think. 753 00:45:25,879 --> 00:45:26,948 I think so, too. 754 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:48,810 We have got uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, 755 00:45:48,879 --> 00:45:51,653 MDMA and some fucking Special K. 756 00:45:51,779 --> 00:45:54,656 We've even got some mints for the kids. 757 00:45:54,779 --> 00:45:56,155 I fucking love music festivals. 758 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,258 Yeah, every hit of ecstasy is, like, 759 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,187 five years of jail sentence at least. 760 00:46:00,313 --> 00:46:02,756 All right, rave rule number one. Okay? 761 00:46:02,879 --> 00:46:05,357 If anybody gets lost, we have the buddy fucking system. 762 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,048 We meet back at the car, right? 763 00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:08,180 I hate being daddy here, 764 00:46:08,313 --> 00:46:09,674 but I gotta do it. That's the rule. 765 00:47:17,879 --> 00:47:19,255 Hey, are you here? 766 00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:21,324 I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me. 767 00:47:22,346 --> 00:47:24,051 I love it here. 768 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,320 I gotta go. 769 00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:34,421 Hey, guys, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 770 00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:35,547 Where the fuck are you going, man? 771 00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:36,880 Fuck, man! Where are you going? 772 00:47:44,979 --> 00:47:46,979 James got drunk and ditched me. 773 00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:52,721 - Are you rolling? - Me? Never. 774 00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:56,588 Stick out your tongue. 775 00:49:21,746 --> 00:49:23,281 Where are you, man? We're at the spot. 776 00:49:23,413 --> 00:49:24,754 Just give him five minutes. 777 00:51:20,746 --> 00:51:23,417 - Hi. - Hi. 778 00:51:26,579 --> 00:51:28,420 Should we get room service? 779 00:51:32,979 --> 00:51:34,888 - I want pancakes. - Hmm. 780 00:51:44,412 --> 00:51:46,254 I want a cheeseburger. 781 00:51:48,779 --> 00:51:50,586 - Cheeseburger? - With bacon. 782 00:51:52,146 --> 00:51:53,987 And fries. 783 00:51:54,113 --> 00:51:55,715 And a side of avocado. 784 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,586 Mmm. 785 00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:11,289 - So good. - So good. 786 00:52:11,412 --> 00:52:12,617 How is yours? 787 00:52:12,746 --> 00:52:14,224 Fucking unbelievable. 788 00:52:14,346 --> 00:52:15,379 Can I try? 789 00:52:15,512 --> 00:52:16,581 Yes. 790 00:52:17,879 --> 00:52:19,584 Oh, my God. I'm stuffing my face. 791 00:52:19,713 --> 00:52:22,384 I was so hungry. So good. 792 00:52:23,246 --> 00:52:24,746 Mmm. 793 00:52:24,879 --> 00:52:26,754 You have no idea. 794 00:52:29,612 --> 00:52:31,749 I can'! Believe you fucking did that to your friends, right? 795 00:52:31,879 --> 00:52:33,550 I mean, she'd better have been an eight and a half, 796 00:52:33,679 --> 00:52:34,748 like, on a bad day. 797 00:52:34,879 --> 00:52:36,080 What are you fucking smiling... 798 00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:37,657 You ditch your friends, and you're smiling. 799 00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:39,654 It's not fucking funny. If I didn't love you, 800 00:52:39,779 --> 00:52:41,086 or if you didn't have such a pretty smile, 801 00:52:41,213 --> 00:52:43,349 I swear to God, I'd fucking take you down. 802 00:52:45,846 --> 00:52:47,346 You guys both be quiet. 803 00:52:47,646 --> 00:52:49,215 That's the little bit you told me about. 804 00:52:49,345 --> 00:52:50,687 That's the thing about girl face. 805 00:52:50,813 --> 00:52:52,757 I know that face. I know that face. 806 00:53:17,979 --> 00:53:20,650 Hey, it's Sophie, leave a message. 807 00:53:26,312 --> 00:53:28,517 Gold Star Realty Solutions. 808 00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:31,556 Hi, uh, this is Tanya Romero. 809 00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:33,248 Is this Cole? 810 00:53:33,379 --> 00:53:34,686 Yeah. Hi, Tanya. 811 00:53:34,813 --> 00:53:36,290 Uh, can you do something for me? 812 00:53:37,879 --> 00:53:39,379 Hello? Cole? 813 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,421 Hello? 814 00:53:46,412 --> 00:53:47,515 You. 815 00:53:49,213 --> 00:53:50,713 What the fuck, man? 816 00:53:52,846 --> 00:53:54,256 You didn't call me at the festival. 817 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,921 I met up with these Ukrainian acrobats... 818 00:53:58,046 --> 00:54:00,717 Oh, cell phone reception was shitty. 819 00:54:01,746 --> 00:54:04,247 Come on. The fight's already started. 820 00:54:04,579 --> 00:54:07,250 Oh, uh, can I get you something to drink? 821 00:54:07,379 --> 00:54:08,482 Uh, yeah, man, whatever you're having. 822 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,917 Well, I'm having Pellegrino 'cause I'm... I'm laying off. 823 00:54:14,013 --> 00:54:15,453 - Sure, the same thing. - Same thing? 824 00:54:15,479 --> 00:54:16,479 Yeah, Pellegrino. 825 00:54:16,646 --> 00:54:18,521 All right. Yay! 826 00:54:26,345 --> 00:54:27,386 I'm not really into sports 827 00:54:27,512 --> 00:54:28,546 but there's something about grown men 828 00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:29,748 beating the shit out of each other 829 00:54:29,879 --> 00:54:32,322 while their friends watch that really intrigues me. 830 00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:39,220 I'm gonna go get an energy drink. 831 00:54:39,345 --> 00:54:40,914 Anybody want anything? 832 00:54:41,046 --> 00:54:42,717 No, I'm good, man, thank you. 833 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:53,418 I tried to call you. 834 00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,720 Look, it was inevitable it was gonna happen 835 00:54:59,846 --> 00:55:02,255 and it happened, so let's just move on. 836 00:55:02,679 --> 00:55:03,816 What? 837 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,123 Is that what you really want? 838 00:55:11,146 --> 00:55:12,316 Anyway... 839 00:55:12,879 --> 00:55:15,789 I may or may not have gotten a little sentimental. 840 00:55:16,879 --> 00:55:18,515 Here you go. 841 00:55:28,013 --> 00:55:30,490 It's actually a self-serving gift. 842 00:55:30,612 --> 00:55:32,647 I was asked to play the Pioneer DJ Summerfest, 843 00:55:32,779 --> 00:55:33,813 they said I could bring an opener. 844 00:55:33,946 --> 00:55:35,117 Are you kidding me? 845 00:55:35,479 --> 00:55:37,821 But then I imagined you up there with your janky rig 846 00:55:37,946 --> 00:55:40,015 in front of all those gyrating tweens. 847 00:55:40,146 --> 00:55:42,680 And it just didn't sit right. 848 00:55:44,046 --> 00:55:46,024 You better get that track ready. 849 00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:21,957 This, uh, I... I found on my door yesterday. 850 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,020 Uh-oh. 851 00:56:24,779 --> 00:56:25,779 God! 852 00:56:26,179 --> 00:56:27,657 Just awful. Mmm. 853 00:56:28,179 --> 00:56:29,782 I can't even imagine. 854 00:56:32,612 --> 00:56:35,215 So, what's the next move? 855 00:56:35,345 --> 00:56:36,379 Mrs. Romero, 856 00:56:36,512 --> 00:56:39,820 I'm sure you must know the housing market right now, 857 00:56:40,345 --> 00:56:42,017 it's just brutal. 858 00:56:42,145 --> 00:56:44,384 Now, I brought a record of our correspondence with your bank 859 00:56:44,512 --> 00:56:47,047 and if you look at this, you can see that we pushed. 860 00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:48,919 It's just... These guys, they just, 861 00:56:49,046 --> 00:56:50,648 they do not wanna work with us. 862 00:56:52,179 --> 00:56:53,555 Where does that leave me? 863 00:56:53,679 --> 00:56:56,520 Yeah, Paige, there's gotta be something we could do. 864 00:56:57,813 --> 00:57:00,222 Okay. Um... 865 00:57:00,779 --> 00:57:04,313 Look, there is, uh... There's one thing, I guess. 866 00:57:04,446 --> 00:57:06,583 It's not something that we usually do. 867 00:57:06,713 --> 00:57:10,680 But if you were to sign the deed of your house over to us, 868 00:57:11,312 --> 00:57:16,256 I could offer you a $20,000 rebate right here on the spot. 869 00:57:16,379 --> 00:57:18,687 You're offering to buy my house for $20,000 870 00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:20,381 but it's worth $300,000. 871 00:57:20,512 --> 00:57:22,649 Yeah, but that's just a number, right? 872 00:57:22,779 --> 00:57:24,085 I mean, it really doesn't mean anything. 873 00:57:24,212 --> 00:57:25,918 You see, that number doesn't matter 874 00:57:26,046 --> 00:57:27,819 because you're in foreclosure. 875 00:57:27,946 --> 00:57:30,184 So you could lose your house, get nothing, 876 00:57:30,312 --> 00:57:33,153 or sign it over to us. 877 00:57:33,279 --> 00:57:35,518 I'll rent it back to you and I'll do it at a lower rate. 878 00:57:40,913 --> 00:57:42,117 What was that? 879 00:57:42,245 --> 00:57:45,485 Just did more for that woman than any bank ever could. 880 00:57:45,612 --> 00:57:47,055 You just stole her fucking house. 881 00:57:47,179 --> 00:57:49,453 No, no, no. We just made real fucking money in there. 882 00:57:49,579 --> 00:57:50,716 You got that? Real fucking money. 883 00:57:50,846 --> 00:57:52,346 Did you see that chandelier? 884 00:57:52,479 --> 00:57:55,889 I will sell this place for 500-600 grand, easy. 885 00:57:56,013 --> 00:57:57,547 Sell it? 886 00:57:57,679 --> 00:58:00,350 You just said you were gonna rent it back to her. 887 00:58:00,479 --> 00:58:01,957 This guy. 888 00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:03,182 You got to relax, kid. 889 00:58:03,312 --> 00:58:05,353 I'm not talking about doing it overnight, all right? 890 00:58:05,679 --> 00:58:07,020 - Fuck, man! - Hey, hey, hey! 891 00:58:07,312 --> 00:58:08,312 Listen. 892 00:58:08,546 --> 00:58:11,149 Everybody is responsible for themselves. You got that? 893 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,518 You just walked in that house, 894 00:58:12,646 --> 00:58:14,885 you earned yourself a $15,000 bonus. 895 00:58:15,012 --> 00:58:17,286 Now, do you want that money or are you too upset? 896 00:59:05,779 --> 00:59:07,099 You know why the dining experience 897 00:59:07,179 --> 00:59:08,350 is subpar in LA? 898 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:11,890 Because the restaurant staff is biding their time 899 00:59:12,012 --> 00:59:14,513 until they land a sitcom. 900 00:59:14,646 --> 00:59:15,885 They can remember their lines 901 00:59:16,012 --> 00:59:18,149 but they can't remember my fucking order. 902 00:59:18,279 --> 00:59:20,018 Well, it got a good review online. 903 00:59:20,145 --> 00:59:21,952 Oh, yes. The high-minded people 904 00:59:22,079 --> 00:59:24,284 of the Internet hath spoken. 905 00:59:24,412 --> 00:59:25,515 The high-minded people of the Internet 906 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:26,987 speak highly of you. 907 00:59:27,112 --> 00:59:28,818 Oh, yeah. 908 00:59:28,945 --> 00:59:30,287 Shows you how much they know. 909 00:59:32,012 --> 00:59:33,581 - Hey. - Hey. 910 00:59:34,579 --> 00:59:36,557 - Oh... - Another drink? 911 00:59:36,679 --> 00:59:38,350 I can't talk when you're like this. 912 00:59:38,479 --> 00:59:39,956 Oh, like what? 913 00:59:43,345 --> 00:59:44,345 Oh. 914 00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:46,018 Happy birthday. 915 00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:49,386 I think I'm gonna go. 916 00:59:49,512 --> 00:59:51,183 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on. 917 00:59:52,912 --> 00:59:54,219 We're gonna have some cake. 918 00:59:54,345 --> 00:59:56,482 - It's my birthday. - Happy birthday, man. 919 00:59:56,612 --> 00:59:58,453 Come here, come here, come here. 920 01:00:01,245 --> 01:00:03,018 Take that. Take it. Take it. Take it. 921 01:00:04,112 --> 01:00:05,454 Thanks. 922 01:00:05,579 --> 01:00:09,022 Soph, you want a piece with a blueberry on it? 923 01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:17,316 Mmm. Oh, this is good. 924 01:00:17,945 --> 01:00:19,480 Cole? 925 01:00:19,612 --> 01:00:21,351 - So good, baby. - It's really good. 926 01:00:25,746 --> 01:00:28,019 You know I hate my birthday. 927 01:00:28,245 --> 01:00:30,223 I got it. 928 01:00:30,345 --> 01:00:31,584 Now I hate it, too. 929 01:00:33,412 --> 01:00:34,515 Soph. 930 01:00:35,679 --> 01:00:37,315 All right, you're gonna miss out. 931 01:00:37,779 --> 01:00:40,017 Cole and I are gonna eat this entire thing. 932 01:00:40,145 --> 01:00:43,282 Do what you want. You always do. 933 01:00:43,412 --> 01:00:44,685 Yes! 934 01:00:45,579 --> 01:00:46,716 It's a good philosophy. 935 01:00:46,846 --> 01:00:48,323 If everybody did what they wanted, 936 01:00:48,446 --> 01:00:50,014 the world would be a happier place. 937 01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,282 You're not happy. You're drunk. 938 01:00:52,412 --> 01:00:54,117 - I'm just gonna go. - No, no, no, stay. 939 01:00:54,245 --> 01:00:56,314 Apparently this is my birthday party and we're gonna celebrate. 940 01:00:56,446 --> 01:00:57,846 Sophie, come on, let's have a drink. 941 01:00:58,245 --> 01:00:59,518 Sophie. 942 01:01:00,079 --> 01:01:01,250 Get your ass down here! 943 01:01:05,612 --> 01:01:07,612 Is this the part where I go redeem myself? 944 01:01:13,779 --> 01:01:15,313 Come on. 945 01:01:15,446 --> 01:01:17,253 Let's get out of here. 946 01:01:28,479 --> 01:01:29,548 Oh, yeah! 947 01:01:34,479 --> 01:01:35,718 Summerfest! 948 01:01:35,845 --> 01:01:37,050 Cheers. 949 01:01:43,512 --> 01:01:45,513 It's gonna be a blast, man. You think you're ready? 950 01:01:45,646 --> 01:01:47,749 - Mmm. - This could be your big launch, man. 951 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:50,356 You know, a lotta young DJs got their start at Summerfest. 952 01:01:50,479 --> 01:01:51,582 Are you listening to me? 953 01:01:51,713 --> 01:01:52,985 I feel like you're not listening to me. 954 01:01:53,112 --> 01:01:54,112 I gotta piss. 955 01:01:54,646 --> 01:01:55,680 I'm not feelin' so hot. 956 01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:57,847 Jesus! You broke the seal too early. 957 01:02:02,679 --> 01:02:05,884 You are so talented. 958 01:02:27,512 --> 01:02:29,148 Wow. 959 01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:30,723 You were right. 960 01:02:30,845 --> 01:02:32,380 You really shouldn't drink whisky. 961 01:02:34,679 --> 01:02:36,520 What's that? Is that your phone? 962 01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:39,353 Hey! Answer your fucking phone, Cole! 963 01:02:39,612 --> 01:02:41,419 Who is that? 964 01:02:41,546 --> 01:02:42,580 What the fuck is your problem? 965 01:02:42,713 --> 01:02:45,316 Let's see who the fuck is calling you at 1:00 a.m. 966 01:02:48,212 --> 01:02:49,814 She probably wants to talk about you. 967 01:02:50,878 --> 01:02:53,822 You ungrateful little shit. Did you fuck her? 968 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:55,346 What? 969 01:02:55,978 --> 01:02:58,479 - Fuck. - Did you fuck her? 970 01:03:05,012 --> 01:03:06,456 Ow! 971 01:03:06,712 --> 01:03:08,190 What the fuck was that? 972 01:03:08,312 --> 01:03:10,192 That's four years of MMA, emphasis on Muay Thai. 973 01:03:11,812 --> 01:03:13,188 This is your thing, right? I mean, you like to fight. 974 01:03:13,312 --> 01:03:14,312 Come on, get up. 975 01:03:14,446 --> 01:03:15,980 You don't give a shit about her, man. 976 01:03:16,112 --> 01:03:17,146 What, you think because you went out to Vegas 977 01:03:17,279 --> 01:03:18,915 and you fucked her that you know something I don't? 978 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,421 She loves you, you loser. 979 01:03:20,546 --> 01:03:21,852 Oh, I'm a loser? Says the guy 980 01:03:21,978 --> 01:03:23,581 with the drug dealer friends and no car. 981 01:03:23,712 --> 01:03:25,384 You're all talk, man. 982 01:03:27,145 --> 01:03:29,316 You think you're some musical genius. 983 01:03:30,412 --> 01:03:32,515 Maybe you used to be good. 984 01:03:34,212 --> 01:03:35,848 Now you're just a drunk sell-out 985 01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:38,319 collecting the check. 986 01:03:44,712 --> 01:03:47,690 You listen to me, you weaselly little cunt. 987 01:03:47,812 --> 01:03:49,847 You don't know a damn thing about me, 988 01:03:49,978 --> 01:03:51,251 the things I walk around with. 989 01:03:51,379 --> 01:03:53,516 What are you, 23 years old? 990 01:03:54,345 --> 01:03:55,879 You haven't even been alive long enough 991 01:03:56,012 --> 01:03:58,650 to understand the meaning of the world "irreparable". 992 01:04:01,145 --> 01:04:02,346 But at some point in your life, 993 01:04:02,412 --> 01:04:05,583 there are gonna be things that finish you. 994 01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:11,322 There won't be a damn thing you can do about it. 995 01:04:27,412 --> 01:04:28,718 Why did you shave it? 996 01:04:29,245 --> 01:04:30,279 Good day, gentlemen. 997 01:04:30,412 --> 01:04:32,083 Dude, Why'd you do that, man? 998 01:04:32,245 --> 01:04:33,566 I was just getting used to fucking 999 01:04:33,645 --> 01:04:35,055 hanging out with Burt Reynolds. 1000 01:04:35,179 --> 01:04:36,659 You look like you're 10 years old now. 1001 01:04:38,845 --> 01:04:39,845 What happened to you? 1002 01:04:42,345 --> 01:04:43,386 Don't wanna talk about it. 1003 01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:45,113 Fucking depressing in here. 1004 01:04:45,245 --> 01:04:46,688 Let's get some sushi. 1005 01:04:54,378 --> 01:04:57,015 After we eat, I got something special to show you guys. 1006 01:04:58,345 --> 01:04:59,379 Whoa. 1007 01:05:00,011 --> 01:05:01,318 I'm gonna join him. 1008 01:05:05,411 --> 01:05:08,252 Sorry about Summerfest, man. I know you would've killed it. 1009 01:05:12,245 --> 01:05:16,485 I've been applying for jobs at a few places. 1010 01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:18,547 Entry-level positions. 1011 01:05:21,978 --> 01:05:23,183 Wait, are you recording this? 1012 01:05:25,078 --> 01:05:27,420 Why? You don't wanna keep working with the group? 1013 01:05:28,577 --> 01:05:31,317 I don't know. Do you? 1014 01:05:32,677 --> 01:05:35,621 Don't you feel like there's a lot more we could be doing? 1015 01:05:35,878 --> 01:05:37,617 - Like more quality stuff? - Yeah. 1016 01:05:37,744 --> 01:05:38,985 Dude, this is fucking temporary. 1017 01:05:39,044 --> 01:05:40,749 You think we signed up for a lifetime in real estate? 1018 01:05:41,078 --> 01:05:42,680 And it's not temporary. 1019 01:05:44,178 --> 01:05:45,883 We've always been those guys. 1020 01:05:46,345 --> 01:05:47,947 I mean, Cole, 1021 01:05:48,545 --> 01:05:50,920 are we ever gonna be better than this? 1022 01:05:56,777 --> 01:05:58,982 I thought we said Hollywood Hills, not Granada Hills. 1023 01:05:59,111 --> 01:06:00,248 It's a stepping stone 1024 01:06:00,378 --> 01:06:02,821 and it gets us all out of our unsatisfactory 1025 01:06:02,944 --> 01:06:04,081 respective situations. 1026 01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:05,779 Cole, come here. Check this shit out. 1027 01:06:05,911 --> 01:06:09,253 This right here is your studio. 1028 01:06:10,411 --> 01:06:12,082 Soundproof the walls. 1029 01:06:13,411 --> 01:06:15,615 What do you give to a man who has everything? 1030 01:06:19,544 --> 01:06:20,954 Just more of that man. 1031 01:06:23,345 --> 01:06:24,845 And this... 1032 01:06:25,844 --> 01:06:27,220 This is me. 1033 01:06:27,345 --> 01:06:29,050 Of course. 1034 01:06:29,178 --> 01:06:30,419 You'll all be very happy to know 1035 01:06:30,510 --> 01:06:32,011 there's a central AC unit. 1036 01:06:34,544 --> 01:06:35,613 Huh? 1037 01:06:37,378 --> 01:06:39,049 What if somebody wants to move out? 1038 01:06:39,178 --> 01:06:40,178 They fucking move out. 1039 01:06:40,711 --> 01:06:42,192 We'll fill it up with some Craigslist. 1040 01:06:42,944 --> 01:06:44,580 - How much? - $750. 1041 01:06:44,711 --> 01:06:46,212 You got the biggest room, I noticed. 1042 01:06:46,345 --> 01:06:47,585 Yeah. Well, it's a finder's fee. 1043 01:06:47,611 --> 01:06:48,611 Well, you pay nine, we pay seven. 1044 01:06:48,744 --> 01:06:49,744 Great! 1045 01:06:49,878 --> 01:06:51,083 Okay. 1046 01:06:52,211 --> 01:06:53,211 Who is this for? 1047 01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:55,144 - Huh? - You already rented it? 1048 01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:56,876 - Here you go. - Are you crazy? 1049 01:06:56,911 --> 01:06:58,582 Oh, dude. I forgot the best part. 1050 01:07:02,577 --> 01:07:04,419 What are you doing? 1051 01:07:04,544 --> 01:07:05,749 Welcome to the dream, bitches. 1052 01:07:05,878 --> 01:07:06,912 What? 1053 01:07:14,510 --> 01:07:16,011 Get in! The water's warm. 1054 01:07:18,744 --> 01:07:19,881 Do a back flip, Squirrel. 1055 01:07:20,577 --> 01:07:21,919 Get in! 1056 01:07:23,111 --> 01:07:24,350 Yeah! 1057 01:08:26,577 --> 01:08:29,021 I ain't got no crystal ball 1058 01:08:29,144 --> 01:08:34,611 if I had a million dollars well, I, I'd spend it all. 1059 01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:37,120 We fucking made it. We made it. 1060 01:08:43,078 --> 01:08:44,817 Bring it in real quick. 1061 01:09:09,611 --> 01:09:10,748 Oh, fuck. 1062 01:09:18,711 --> 01:09:20,518 Oh, man. 1063 01:09:23,211 --> 01:09:24,950 Can you stop smacking on that? 1064 01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,488 Dude, I'm fucking dying here. 1065 01:09:28,611 --> 01:09:29,714 I'm literally dying. 1066 01:09:30,344 --> 01:09:31,583 Hey, what was the name 1067 01:09:31,711 --> 01:09:33,950 of the blonde chick that was playing, uh, 1068 01:09:34,911 --> 01:09:36,479 chicken fights? 1069 01:09:36,611 --> 01:09:38,248 I think I banged her. 1070 01:09:39,344 --> 01:09:41,413 This house is gonna get us arrested, man. 1071 01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:43,715 Have you guys seen what happened in that bathroom? 1072 01:09:43,844 --> 01:09:45,321 It's fucking... 1073 01:09:45,444 --> 01:09:46,444 Yo, Squirrel. 1074 01:09:46,577 --> 01:09:47,577 What was the name of that 1075 01:09:47,711 --> 01:09:48,711 fucking blonde chick that I was, like... 1076 01:09:48,844 --> 01:09:50,254 Yo, this guy was a fucking legend last night. 1077 01:09:50,377 --> 01:09:52,049 Squirrelly bird, I salute you. 1078 01:09:52,178 --> 01:09:54,815 Squirrel. Hey, who was that blonde bitch yesterday? 1079 01:09:54,944 --> 01:09:56,751 Remember? 1080 01:09:56,878 --> 01:09:57,912 Hey, wake up. 1081 01:09:59,078 --> 01:10:00,555 Yo, Squirrel. 1082 01:10:00,844 --> 01:10:03,344 Oh, fuck! Squirrel! 1083 01:10:03,544 --> 01:10:05,988 Yo, Cole. He's fucking gray, dude. 1084 01:10:06,111 --> 01:10:07,315 - What? - He's cold, man. 1085 01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:08,717 His fucking lips. 1086 01:10:10,078 --> 01:10:11,078 Squirrel, wake up! 1087 01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:12,711 Squirrel. 1088 01:10:12,844 --> 01:10:14,446 - Mase, what's the address? - Yo, he's not breathing, guys! 1089 01:10:14,577 --> 01:10:15,884 - What's the address? - He's not fucking breathing! 1090 01:10:16,011 --> 01:10:17,317 - I don't know. - You don't know the fucking... 1091 01:10:17,444 --> 01:10:18,444 Fuck! 1092 01:10:18,577 --> 01:10:19,987 Ollie, Ollie, he's not fuckin' breathing, man. 1093 01:10:20,111 --> 01:10:21,214 Squirrel, wake up, man. Get him up. 1094 01:10:21,344 --> 01:10:22,879 Get him up. Get him up. 1095 01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:24,080 Let's get him up. 1096 01:10:24,844 --> 01:10:25,947 My friend, he's passed out. He's gray. 1097 01:10:26,078 --> 01:10:27,215 What the fuck? What'd you give him last night? 1098 01:10:27,344 --> 01:10:29,145 - Don't say that shit to me. - What'd he take? 1099 01:11:33,777 --> 01:11:35,137 I'm never going back to that house. 1100 01:11:40,878 --> 01:11:42,287 Paige sends his condolences. 1101 01:11:44,011 --> 01:11:45,647 Wow, that's real thoughtful of him. 1102 01:11:45,777 --> 01:11:47,413 A condolence text. 1103 01:11:49,878 --> 01:11:51,287 If you think I'm going back to work for that guy, 1104 01:11:51,410 --> 01:11:52,547 you're out of your mind. 1105 01:11:52,777 --> 01:11:54,254 Oh, that's great. 1106 01:11:54,377 --> 01:11:56,651 Let's throw away the one good job that we have. 1107 01:11:56,777 --> 01:11:58,413 We're ruining lives. 1108 01:12:00,911 --> 01:12:02,048 Do you realize that? 1109 01:12:04,011 --> 01:12:05,579 Hey, listen. Fuck Paige. 1110 01:12:05,711 --> 01:12:06,950 We're not going back to work for him, okay? 1111 01:12:07,078 --> 01:12:08,521 Because we don't need him. We got our own thing. 1112 01:12:08,644 --> 01:12:09,644 What thing? 1113 01:12:09,711 --> 01:12:11,382 We got Thursdays. We got the club. 1114 01:12:11,510 --> 01:12:12,613 You're gonna book a sitcom, man. 1115 01:12:12,744 --> 01:12:14,017 I know you are, and you're gonna 1116 01:12:14,144 --> 01:12:15,450 bring celebs to the club. 1117 01:12:15,577 --> 01:12:17,282 And Cole is gonna be headlining. 1118 01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:19,047 We're gonna Kevin Systrom this shit right up. 1119 01:12:19,177 --> 01:12:21,087 None of that is real, dude. 1120 01:12:21,477 --> 01:12:23,352 It is not gonna happen. 1121 01:12:24,177 --> 01:12:26,053 Man, I'm not gonna be an actor. 1122 01:12:26,177 --> 01:12:27,418 We're not gonna be millionaires. 1123 01:12:27,544 --> 01:12:30,181 Stuff just doesn't... It doesn't work like that. 1124 01:12:32,144 --> 01:12:35,054 Look, I look around me, man. 1125 01:12:35,177 --> 01:12:36,746 What else am I supposed to do? 1126 01:12:38,744 --> 01:12:41,813 Look, I'm good at this. You know, I can do this. 1127 01:12:43,978 --> 01:12:46,353 I don't wanna be a loser the rest of my life. 1128 01:12:48,544 --> 01:12:49,613 And you guys... 1129 01:12:49,744 --> 01:12:51,915 You guys can hate me if you want to, 1130 01:12:52,044 --> 01:12:53,419 but I'm not quitting. 1131 01:12:55,711 --> 01:12:57,018 Good. 1132 01:12:57,377 --> 01:13:00,184 That makes perfect sense, because you are a fucking loser. 1133 01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:02,449 You're a conniving, half-blood, 1134 01:13:02,577 --> 01:13:04,111 disloyal little fucking loser. 1135 01:13:04,244 --> 01:13:05,244 Oh, calm yourself. 1136 01:13:05,377 --> 01:13:06,684 And if it hadn't been for your pill-popping ass 1137 01:13:06,811 --> 01:13:08,254 getting Squirrel fucked up all night, 1138 01:13:08,377 --> 01:13:10,377 I think he'd still be sitting right the fuck there. 1139 01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:12,279 You trying to put that on me right now? 1140 01:13:12,410 --> 01:13:13,611 Oh, fuck. I'm just saying what 1141 01:13:13,644 --> 01:13:14,781 everybody else here wants to say, 1142 01:13:14,911 --> 01:13:18,411 but they can't do it because they don't have the fucking... 1143 01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:25,878 Shut the fuck up! 1144 01:13:28,210 --> 01:13:29,244 Yeah? 1145 01:13:31,011 --> 01:13:32,818 I'm so fucking done with you. 1146 01:13:41,077 --> 01:13:43,715 Fuck him. And fuck Paige, too. You know what? 1147 01:13:43,844 --> 01:13:45,822 Those motherfuckers are perfect for each other. 1148 01:13:59,244 --> 01:14:00,881 Fucking Squirrel. 1149 01:14:02,077 --> 01:14:04,077 I can't believe he's gone. 1150 01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:08,280 Hey, are you here? 1151 01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:10,251 I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me. 1152 01:14:11,177 --> 01:14:12,678 I love it here. 1153 01:14:14,711 --> 01:14:15,780 Hey, are you here? 1154 01:14:15,911 --> 01:14:18,855 I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me. 1155 01:14:18,978 --> 01:14:20,182 I love it here. 1156 01:14:26,310 --> 01:14:28,345 I've been applying for. 1157 01:14:28,477 --> 01:14:29,978 Jobs at a few places. 1158 01:14:31,577 --> 01:14:32,987 Entry-level positions. 1159 01:14:35,978 --> 01:14:37,512 Wait, are you recording this? 1160 01:14:43,711 --> 01:14:44,950 Oh, great. 1161 01:14:45,077 --> 01:14:46,851 It's my favorite person. 1162 01:14:57,677 --> 01:14:58,848 I'm good. 1163 01:14:58,978 --> 01:15:00,751 Yeah, I'm not offering you one. 1164 01:15:02,711 --> 01:15:05,211 - That's okay. - Yeah. I know it's okay. 1165 01:15:05,844 --> 01:15:08,321 You fucked my girlfriend and you called me washed up. 1166 01:15:08,477 --> 01:15:09,750 Those weren't my exact words. 1167 01:15:09,878 --> 01:15:13,344 You 20-somethings, man, you're all about that. 1168 01:15:13,477 --> 01:15:16,148 Sharing your acute observations. 1169 01:15:20,143 --> 01:15:21,519 I know I messed up, man. 1170 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,015 I'm sorry. 1171 01:15:27,377 --> 01:15:28,878 Is that why you came over here? 1172 01:15:29,377 --> 01:15:30,480 Mostly. 1173 01:15:30,677 --> 01:15:32,848 - Well, you look like shit. - So do you. 1174 01:15:32,977 --> 01:15:34,819 Yeah, well, I actually feel terrific. 1175 01:15:38,310 --> 01:15:40,879 Did you know Sophie moved to the Valley? 1176 01:15:41,310 --> 01:15:44,049 North Hollywood. Is that a real place? 1177 01:15:45,544 --> 01:15:48,522 She's making $6 espressos at a vegan café 1178 01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:50,212 where they only serve Fairtrade organic. 1179 01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:54,351 She's better off without me. 1180 01:15:55,143 --> 01:15:57,314 Summerfest is coming up this Saturday. 1181 01:15:57,711 --> 01:15:59,211 Man, you really messed up on that one. 1182 01:15:59,344 --> 01:16:00,754 I didn't deserve it, anyway. 1183 01:16:01,644 --> 01:16:03,417 What's wrong with you? 1184 01:16:05,010 --> 01:16:06,818 Squirrel died. 1185 01:16:14,377 --> 01:16:16,252 It might be my fault. 1186 01:16:16,377 --> 01:16:18,257 Oh, come on, man. Of course it's not your fault. 1187 01:16:18,377 --> 01:16:19,753 You don't know that. 1188 01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:23,019 It's like, no one thinks they're a bad person. 1189 01:16:24,977 --> 01:16:26,887 I don't think I'm a good one. 1190 01:16:35,310 --> 01:16:38,254 Man, you're not even a real person until you're 27. 1191 01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:46,154 I haven't made shit in weeks. 1192 01:16:48,677 --> 01:16:50,211 Don't let it be years. 1193 01:17:35,344 --> 01:17:36,754 Hey. 1194 01:17:36,877 --> 01:17:37,946 Hey. 1195 01:17:45,010 --> 01:17:46,249 Are you okay? 1196 01:17:47,510 --> 01:17:48,613 Yeah. 1197 01:17:50,611 --> 01:17:53,521 So, like, do you like working here? 1198 01:17:55,077 --> 01:17:56,749 No? 1199 01:17:56,877 --> 01:17:58,048 I mean, the tips are shitty 1200 01:17:58,177 --> 01:17:59,746 and the manager's always hitting on me. 1201 01:17:59,877 --> 01:18:04,481 But, you know, if you want some free pie on Thursdays, 1202 01:18:04,611 --> 01:18:05,815 I might be able to hook it up. 1203 01:18:05,943 --> 01:18:06,943 Oh, shit. 1204 01:18:07,077 --> 01:18:08,282 No promises, though, I mean... 1205 01:18:09,244 --> 01:18:10,586 All right. 1206 01:18:38,177 --> 01:18:39,280 Shit! 1207 01:19:43,743 --> 01:19:44,743 What are you doing? 1208 01:19:44,877 --> 01:19:47,617 Hold on. Just keep going. Keep going. 1209 01:21:07,776 --> 01:21:09,651 - James. - What's up? 1210 01:21:09,776 --> 01:21:11,776 Can we talk about Summerfest real fast? 1211 01:21:13,510 --> 01:21:15,351 I think I have something. 1212 01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:19,219 I'm playing Summerfest tomorrow. 1213 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,785 That's fucking awesome. 1214 01:21:24,743 --> 01:21:26,312 Congratulations, man. 1215 01:22:13,043 --> 01:22:14,112 Fellas. 1216 01:22:15,544 --> 01:22:17,351 How ya doin'? That's my boy Cole. Fellas. 1217 01:22:18,444 --> 01:22:20,324 That's my boy Cole. Cole. Cole's opening for me. 1218 01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:21,682 Nice to meet you. 1219 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:23,781 All right. 1220 01:22:42,410 --> 01:22:44,388 That's a lot of beating hearts out there. 1221 01:22:45,610 --> 01:22:47,418 Think you can handle it? 1222 01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:35,077 What's up? 1223 01:23:36,676 --> 01:23:38,120 I'm Cole Carter. 1224 01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:19,216 I love it here. I love it here. 1225 01:25:19,543 --> 01:25:21,021 I love it here. 1226 01:25:21,344 --> 01:25:22,344 I love it here. 1227 01:26:21,043 --> 01:26:22,248 Wait, are you recording this? 1228 01:26:24,310 --> 01:26:26,507 What, you don't wanna keep working with the group? 1229 01:26:26,576 --> 01:26:29,180 I don't know. Do you? 1230 01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:31,550 Don't you feel like there's a lot more we could be doing? 1231 01:26:32,543 --> 01:26:34,112 Like, more quality stuff. 1232 01:26:35,943 --> 01:26:39,614 I mean, Cole, are we ever gonna be better than this? 1233 01:26:43,509 --> 01:26:45,953 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1234 01:26:48,610 --> 01:26:50,091 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1235 01:26:58,376 --> 01:27:00,411 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1236 01:27:30,509 --> 01:27:32,316 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1237 01:28:12,343 --> 01:28:14,252 These days you can invent an app, 1238 01:28:14,376 --> 01:28:16,650 start a blog, sell shit online. 1239 01:28:18,177 --> 01:28:19,381 But if you're a DJ, 1240 01:28:19,509 --> 01:28:21,316 you're gonna need to start with one track. 1241 01:28:23,110 --> 01:28:24,280 And if it's real enough 1242 01:28:25,443 --> 01:28:26,978 and honest enough, 1243 01:28:28,209 --> 01:28:30,187 and if it's made of everything that's made you, 1244 01:28:31,877 --> 01:28:36,844 where you come from, who you knew, your history, 1245 01:28:38,810 --> 01:28:39,851 then you may have a chance 1246 01:28:39,977 --> 01:28:42,614 at connecting with everyone else. 1247 01:28:45,509 --> 01:28:50,283 And maybe that's your ticket to everything. 1248 01:29:11,743 --> 01:29:14,778 All right, everyone. One at a time. One at a time. 1249 01:29:14,910 --> 01:29:16,910 Don't fuck with me, I'm in a good mood. 1250 01:29:17,810 --> 01:29:18,810 Who's next? 1251 01:29:23,309 --> 01:29:24,309 I'm here to enquire about 1252 01:29:24,443 --> 01:29:26,284 a free piece of pie that was advertised. 1253 01:29:26,977 --> 01:29:28,386 Oh, well, um, I believe 1254 01:29:28,509 --> 01:29:30,578 that offer is only on Thursdays. 1255 01:29:31,276 --> 01:29:33,254 But, I mean... 1256 01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:36,111 I could make an exception, I guess. 1257 01:29:44,776 --> 01:29:46,185 This is the best part. 1258 01:29:48,676 --> 01:29:49,983 The best part of anything really. 1259 01:29:51,910 --> 01:29:54,319 It's the moment before it starts. 1260 01:29:54,343 --> 01:30:10,343 Hope it helped -> bozxphd 89998