All language subtitles for Warped s01e05 Sandwiched

Exciting news.

I'm auditioning for a musical theater
troupe.

Or should I say, musical theater troupe.

Awesome.

I didn't even know you sang.

Or that your hands did jazz.

I've been doing costumes for this troupe
for a while, but I finally worked up

the nerve to audition.

That is exciting, Darby.

We actually have some exciting news,
too.

There's a new sandwich shop opening
downtown.

I feel like my exciting news is a bit
more actually exciting.

It's superhero themed, and the grand
opening is Friday.

Super semis. With great power comes
great sandwiches.

It ought to be a great place to generate
buzz for our graphic novels, since

anyone who's anyone in the local comic
book scene will be there. Not to mention

people who love sandwiches. This is a
rare opportunity to impress two hugely

influential groups.

Are the graphic novels finished?

No. Fine. We're doing a character drop
to give everyone at the opening a

of the artwork.

By the way, how are the drawings going,
Ruby? Great. I actually have a few new

ones to show you. Let me grab my sketch
pad.

Aren't you nervous to show your work to
all those people?

Normally I would be, but now that I've
been working with Ruby, I feel okay

putting myself out there.

Really? In front of all your comic book
friends?

All those eyes staring at you, judging
you, critiquing every single little

thing? Well, I wasn't nervous.

That one?

Different pizza drone.

Okay, yeah, that one.

I'm using it to make deliveries, so I
don't have to.

Hurley, that's the worst idea ever.

Okay, first of all, rude.

And second of all, that's not the way
you tell someone you don't like

Yeah, if I'm being brutally honest, you
do have a tendency to be too brutally

honest. What?

Like when?

Like when I got my bangs and you said it
looked like I cut my hair with an axe.

Or the time you said that when I dance I
look like noodles.

Does this look like noodles to you?

Absolutely. It's a choice.

I respectfully disagree.

And you need to adjust your approach.

Ever heard of a compliment sandwich?

What's a compliment sandwich?

Allow me to explain.

The best way to give negative feedback
is to hide it between two compliments.

Much like this salami is hiding between
these two slices.

Of Chabot.

You carry a sandwich in your pocket?

You don't.

Okay, here are the new drawings.

Great.

Oh, I love this.

Perfect as always.

Where's Blorfy? Which character's
Blorfy?

Oh, I wrote him as this sort of lovable,
scene -sealing, super cute creature. I

know the type.

He's going to be our breakout star.
Especially if Ruby's designs capture the

magic as they always...

Oh!

Is this, uh... Is this him?

It's just the first draft.

I gotta say, Ruby, I... Ahem!

You're really on a roll with these
drawings recently.

Let us talk about how great they are.
I'd really be in a pickle if it wasn't

this amazing artwork, but... Oh, wow!

Really? That's great! I was nervous to
show you, but the fact that you love all

of...

I'm confident we're on the right track.

Well, I... Gotta go.

Not because all the nice things you said
are making me cry, but because I want

to make sure these are perfect for our
character drop Friday.

No!

What did I do?

I really didn't like Ruby's blorfy, but
now she thinks I loved it.

Thanks for the horrible advice, Hurley.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You can't just tell someone their advice
is horrible like that. You gotta

sandwich it between the different
layers.

pizza drone so much, I thought I'd use
it in here, too.

It's impressive how much work you put
into being lazy.

Thanks. It's a gift.

Order up!

Look to the sky, people!

Sorry,

I'll send another slice your way on the
next available flight.

Hey, Darby, how'd your audition for the
musical theater troupe go?

Like I knew it would.

Great. Glad you conquered your nerves.

Now it's my turn.

I'm going to tell Ruby that I don't like
the Blurfy design.

He's a really important character. If we
do it right, he could be our Baby Yoda.

Aw, I love Baby Yoda.

Exactly. Everyone loves Baby Yoda. But
Ruby's drawing of Blurfy just looks

well, he looks like ham.

Oh, well, at least he looks tasty.

That's not the point.

He can't be ham.

What do you have against ham?

I don't have anything against ham. I
enjoy ham, but I don't want to read a

graphic novel about a ham. I want to buy
ham action figures or snuggle up to a

stuffed ham when I go to bed.

Not cool.

I sleep with a stuffed ham and you know
it.

I don't have anything against ham.

This is wrong for the character.

And if the comic book fans at the Super
Sammy's opening don't like the design,

our graphic novel could be canceled
before we even finish making it.

I've got to tell Ruby how I really feel.

Good luck with that.

Ruby, do you have a minute?

I need to be honest about something, but
not brutally honest.

Just the perfectly appropriate amount of
honest.

Blorfy looks like ham.

I don't think it works for the
character.

Is that okay?

Sorry, were you talking to me? I'm on
hold with the dentist.

Oh, do you have a toothache or
something?

No. I just like the music dentists play
when they put you on hold, so sometimes

I call Dr. Abrams just to jam out.

Anyway, what's up?

Uh, nothing big. Just wanted to chat
about Blorfy.

I'm so excited you like him as much as
you do.

I really respect your opinion, and I'd
be crushed if I thought I was letting

down. Oh, my opinion's not that great.

No, it really is. In fact, your
encouragement inspired me to design a

bunch of other characters to look like
Blorfy. Oh, wow!

Brothers and sisters, aunts, uncles,
cousins.

I definitely see the resemblance in the
head region.

And then I went ahead and made some life
-size cutouts.

Too much?

No, it was a good... Like, this is just
so wonderful.

Great, because we got to nail this
character draw. We're not just

the world to Blorfy, we're introducing
them to Ruby and Milo.

We only get one shot at a first
impression.

That's him. Him.

So let's give people something they
can't ignore.

Yeah. This is all very impossible to
ignore.

Sorry,

folks. The pizza drone is out on a
delivery and we'll be back shortly to

your orders.

Right there.

Yeah.

I'm all the way over here.

Oh, how'd it go, Milo? Did you and Ruby
settle on a new design for Blurfy? Does

this answer your question?

That is exactly what I said.

Which is why I came up with a new plan.
I hired your theater troupe to act as

random comic book fans to give us some
fake, honest feedback about Blurfy. Oh,

they're coming here?

By the way, when I asked about how your
audition went, they said you never

showed up.

About that?

I chickened out.

I just get so nervous when I'm in front
of lots of people.

Everything goes blurry and I freeze.

That's what happens to me when I drink
slushies too fast.

Plus, my parents didn't want me taking
on another non -academic hobby.

They're always trashing my fashion
passion.

I hate for them to ding my thing thing.

Sorry, sometimes I rhyme when I'm
flustered.

Mustard!

Okay, everyone, Ruby's on her way.
Remember, you're acting as comic book

We'll ask questions, you'll give
opinions. The most important thing is

we ask about Blorfy, you let us know
that you don't like the drawing. You

it looks like a ham, and it needs to
change. Got it? Got it. When do we get

costumes? What?

There are no costumes.

What about accents?

I can do a decent New Yorker. Should I
work it into the performance?

You should not.

Hey, I'm walking here.

Hi, Evangeline Hart, 5 '4". Can we sing
our feedback?

Or rap like in Hamilton?

His name is Blorfy. Is he even worthy?

No. No singing, no rapping. This isn't a
performance.

We just need you to give us feedback
that you don't like Blorfy.

Got it? Got it!

Milo? Ruby's coming. Places, everybody.

Hello? Hey, Ruby.

Everything's ready to go for our
feedback session.

Thanks for coming. Our story follows two
teenagers who discover an adorable

space creature and develop superpowers
that only work when they're together.

Great idea.

Love the premise.

I'd read something like that.

Me too.

I'm a New Yorker, and I love graphic
novels.

Wonderful. Hi, Evangeline Hart, 5 '4". I
also like the idea, and it

makes me want to sing!

Whoa! Awesome feedback, everyone. So
positive!

Yes, it's a great start, but... As we
move on, don't be afraid to give us

negative feedback, too. If you see
something that you don't like, feel free

say it.

I don't like your hair.

Or your shirt.

I meant feedback about the novel.

Our goal is to get feedback on our
characters.

What do we think of the character
Florfy?

Now, this is really important because
we're doing a character drop tomorrow,

he needs to be perfect.

What is a character drop?

A preview of our characters to generate
buzz for a graphic novel.

Blorfy from the sky?

Only in New York!

First, we're not in New York. And we're
going to hand out flyers with drawings

of Blorfy in the hashtag next great
hero.

Boring!

Jack, you've got to go big! Like a sky
rider! Or fireworks!

I do like the idea of a big stunt.

We're here to talk about Blorfy's look.

Do we like his look, or does he remind
you of something?

I got it!

You should drop the flyers back onto the
crowd from above!

Oh, we're at it! Why don't we just have
him dropped by a life -size flying

Blorfy? I love that!

Great idea, Milo!

Sure, it's a great idea, but it's
impossible to pull off. How would we

up that high?

My uncle works for the power company.

He can loan you a construction list!

Okay, but even if we got up there,
there's no way to make Blorfy fly across

sky. Oh, my...

on the zip line course. He could string
something up. No prob.

But we don't even have a giant stuffed
Blorfy.

My mom says high school mascot costumes
she'd be happy to have.

Unbelievable.

This is incredible, Milo. Asking for
feedback was a great idea. Everything I

hoped for.

Seriously want to do this crazy Blorfy
stunt?

Why not? You're the one who said if we
heard a good idea, we should take it.

I did say that, didn't I?

Hey, Uncle Randall, can some people I
just met use a lift tomorrow night?

Yeah, the shorter one's fine.

This is

the shorter one?

Wow, we are high up.

I can barely even make out all the
people at the grand opening down there.

look like ants.

No, just a bunch of hugely influential,
over -critical ants.

Okay.

Come on, Blort.

All right, should we let her rip?

Oh, no!

Oh, Ruby!

Darn, I forgot to bring the flyers.

No, I was really looking forward to
sharing Blort food with people.

Oh, well, let's head back.

Don't fret, my guy.

Everything. Now it's time for the world
to meet Blorfy.

On the count of three.

Talking to me.

I'm going to call Hurley for help.

Go for Hurley. Hurley, you have to help
us.

Look up. We're trapped on the aerial
lift.

Wow.

That's high.

Spooky. Hurry down. They're handing out
sandwiches and the guardians of the

grilled cheese looks amazing.

Hurley, you're not listening. We're
stuck up here. We need you to find the

and fly it up on your drone. Please
hurry. I'm on it.

Margo from back home once got stuck on
an elevator for four days.

The elevator was broken for four days?

No, the elevator worked fine. She
accidentally glued her tongue to the

floor button. The weird part is, she
didn't even want to go to the third

That is not the weird part of that
story.

So, what was that earlier?

Why'd you stop me from dropping the
flyers?

Because I don't like the blur of your
design.

I'm sorry, I tried to tell you, but...
You were listening to the dentist music.

Wait, you didn't like Blorfy?

I don't like Blorfy either. He looks
like ham.

Wait, what?

Yep, just a big old ham head.

But I saw how much you liked it, and
you're like the king of this comic book

world, so I rolled with it. But why
would you draw him that way?

I draw all my characters with little
lunch meat heads before I figure out

they should really look like.

Bologna, salami, ham.

But when you went on...

how much you loved it. I can't believe
this.

Hurley's drone!

We're saved!

Huh?

What is all this?

I'm gonna go for Hurley. Hurley, what is
all this?

It's tea.

He said to find you tea.

What? No, I said tea, not tea. What? in
the world would we want tea?

So that's a hard no on the teacups and
bear full of honey then?

Please put Darby on the phone.

Darby.

Go for Darby.

Hey, Darby. It's a long story. Wait,
don't tell me.

You dropped the key to the lift, called
Hurley to find it, but he somehow heard

tea and sent his drone up with tea bags.

Yes, that.

Listen, I think the key fell onto a tray
of sandwiches.

The key's in a sandwich!

Have you seen a missing key? About key
size, looks sort of, I don't know, like

key.

Darby? Where have you been?

Why weren't you at the audition the
other day?

Yeah, we wanted to hear you sing.

Something came up. Hey, would you mind
looking in your sandwiches for a key?

Do we win something?

No. Just look, Aiden.

Hello. And you look with that key.

I don't know how much longer I can be up
here.

Just close your eyes and take a deep
breath.

There's nothing to be afraid of. Says
the girl who was too scared to sing in

front of her friends.

Sorry. Was that too brutally honest?

Yeah.

But you're right.

I should take my own advice.

I'm gonna do it. Now?

us down hello excuse me uh

everyone oh boy that's a lot of eyeballs

here to audition to officially join the
musical theater troupe. I love it. The

world really is the stage.

I just wish you had told me the

truth about my drawing from the start.
Then we wouldn't be in this mess.

Hey, you weren't exactly honest with me
either.

That's true.

How about from here on out, we're just
super honest with each other about

anything and everything.

Deal. Starting now. Starting now.

I don't love that you wear so much red.
Blue is obviously your color.

Wow. Okay, so we're starting right now.

Well, I don't love how you always try to
talk to me when I'm eating.

And I don't love that you're such a
quiet eater. I can never tell if you're

eating or not.

I'm sorry I wasn't honest with you in
the first place.

It's okay.

And if I'm being brutally honest, I
really love your writing and I feel

get to draw for you.

Well, if I'm being brutally honest, I
feel the same.

You're an amazing artist, and I can't
wait to see what we accomplish together.

Hopefully the first thing we accomplish
together is getting back down on the

ground.

a sandwich.

You think this is the one they were
looking for?

There it is!

It's back!

And it's got the key this time!

Finally!

Let's get off this thing!

Man, that could have been a disaster.

Yeah, thank goodness we came clean to
each other before anyone saw those.

People would have seen that giant ham
and our graphic novel would be toast.

Stop! Stop talking about ham and toast.
I'm starving.

When we get down, I'm... Look out!

Don't worry. I got you.

Oh, no. I'm slipping.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

No, I don't.

I don't got you.

Here you go.

Looks like a cauliflower.

That was a test.

You passed.

Here is the real design.

Groovy, I love it. It's perfect.

Oh, I love him.

Too bad everyone saw that horrible ham
drawing first.

It actually worked out. Since Blorfy
looked like ham and the hashtag said

great hero, everyone just thought it was
a promotion for Super Sammies. Yeah. In

fact, the owner liked it so much, they
paid us to use Blorfy for his

restaurant's mascot.

They're renaming him?

How much is he paying you? A lifetime
supply of sandwiches.

Oh!

Yeah!

Sorry, Hammy. You scared us.

I ordered a dozen Guardians of the
Grilled Cheeses.

Dig in.

Really?

That's the loudest you can chew?

Yes.