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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,930 --> 00:00:13,250 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Tommy Cooper Hour! 2 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:27,510 Among his guests tonight are Cool Breeze! 3 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:33,830 And Nina Martell! 4 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:39,610 And now... 5 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:45,200 in person, the punster in the fez, that gaga giant from Chiswick, Tommy Cooper! 6 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:48,620 Thank you. 7 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,200 That's right. 8 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,960 Thank you. 9 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:59,060 I'd all like to show you now a photograph of that wonderful 10 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,240 Houdini. 11 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,880 He's gone away again. 12 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:05,400 Tommy Cooper! 13 00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:22,110 Fuck off. 14 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,940 Can't fall down. Got my finger there? 15 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,380 The very famous Indian rope trick. 16 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,680 You may have seen this trick because I'll tell you what happens. 17 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:23,580 and throws it into the air, and it stands up on its own, and a boy climbs 18 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,400 I will now make that jump from there down to there. 19 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,100 From there down to there. It's a whole, whole horror. 20 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:10,660 Famous Indian rope trick. 21 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,800 eat no feet. 22 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:47,000 His wife could eat no lean. 23 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:51,580 So between the both, you see, they died of starvation. 24 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:47,730 So I met this man at the airport. 25 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:53,210 And he said to me, would you like to share a taxi with me? I said, yes. 26 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:55,390 He said, well, you take the wheels, I'll take the engine. 27 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,480 I'm so fed up with this. 28 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:17,940 We, Willy Winkle, run through the town, upstairs and downstairs, 29 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,440 in his nightgown. 30 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,140 And you think I'm nuts. 31 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,760 What's next? 32 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:03,410 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. 33 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:05,890 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 34 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:10,290 All the king's horses and all the king's men said, I want to hell with it. 35 00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:16,190 The vanishing bouquet of flowers. 36 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:20,650 It's not my fault, though, right? 37 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:25,590 It was all right for a long time. 38 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:04,690 All right, Tom, that's it. 39 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:07,790 Now it's time for Cool Breeze. 40 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,230 You're certainly right. 41 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:13,530 Don't mistake me so literally. I'm only trying to introduce your first guest, 42 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:16,470 the group Cool Breeze. Oh, yes, with hot music. 43 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,350 You close your eyes. 44 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,630 I heard you sigh. 45 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:46,410 Do it some more. Do it some more. Do it some more. 46 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:06,420 The story begins with an actress rehearsing her life. 47 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,840 And a word is saying. 48 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,400 Water. Well, get your own water, lovey. I haven't got time. 49 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,340 Harry, do you think we can go through that stagging scene before we leave? 50 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,400 We've got to leave to the studio in a couple of minutes. 51 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,960 I know. We're going to be late, aren't we? 52 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,720 Take it from Dr. 53 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,480 Frankenstein, OK? Right. Right. Now, you're there, aren't you? Mm -hmm. 54 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,350 The perfect one. 55 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:16,650 What do you mean? 56 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,770 I'm going to marry her to my second generation. 57 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,530 Young and strong like your own. Oh, no! 58 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,970 Oh, no, leave me alone! 59 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:26,690 Leave me alone! Please! 60 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,590 Will you chill? 61 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,030 Oh, I beg you, please! 62 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:33,570 Please! I'm sorry, my dear. 63 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:35,050 Don't die. 64 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:16,210 The window cleaner. He wanted a bucket of water a minute ago. Seems to have got 65 00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:17,210 one. Look, 66 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:18,769 we'd better hurry. 67 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,290 Yes, we're going to be late. Bring a script. 68 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,530 Oh, yes. 69 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,210 You know what Damida said to me in the canteen yesterday? 70 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:27,750 Tell me. Look, she was out with this tour, and yes, we have no pyjamas. 71 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,190 And the leading man, apparently. 72 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:52,639 He's hidden the body. 73 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,600 But look, he's left a handbag. There may be a clue in there. We'll have a look. 74 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:56,700 I will. 75 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:09,619 I saw you drop that. You stay where you are. You're under arrest. What do you 76 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:10,619 think? 77 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:15,480 What do you think you're doing? I'll get you for this. What are you talking 78 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,660 about? I saw him strangle it. I saw it. I saw it. 79 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:50,070 I saw him strangle a lady. Do you know that? In a flat. I was looking through 80 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,130 the window. I saw him strangle a lady. 81 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:52,830 He could have let that run the through. 82 00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:57,610 Keep your hands to yourself. 83 00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:59,150 Well, it wasn't me. It was him. 84 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,610 I saw him. He's a murderer. 85 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:07,850 If it's a fight you're looking for, I'll take you on any time you like. 86 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Television London. 87 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,440 That's a clue, isn't it? 88 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:27,500 Give me some. 89 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,600 You've got your stick through my hand. 90 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,500 Don't worry about that. 91 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,400 Thank you. 92 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,140 And this man got this woman around the throat and started strangling her. 93 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,520 Just got around her throat like that. 94 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:19,650 Yes, can I help you? 95 00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:26,190 Yes. 96 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:28,970 Do you know him? Does he work here? Yes, Studio C. 97 00:22:29,170 --> 00:22:33,050 You go straight down there, turn right, turn left, and then straight on, turn 98 00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,750 left, turn right. Straight on there? Yes. 99 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:39,230 Turn there, turn there, and straight on, and turn there, and turn there. 100 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:43,410 Straight on, turn right, turn... Left, straight on, left, right, right. I've 101 00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:44,410 it. I've got it. 102 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:55,890 Harry's just told me we've got to keep our eyes out for a tall idiot with a 103 00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:57,090 handbag. He's a robber. 104 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,840 Let me see a mixed one. 105 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,400 Beautiful. 106 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:31,200 Oh, lovely, isn't that? It all went well, didn't it? 107 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,760 Okay, ready? 108 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:41,879 Why me? 109 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,880 Why me? 110 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,560 I've tried. 111 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,840 I've cleared all this up. I've got all my buttons and everything's going wrong. 112 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,120 And I know who's to blame. 113 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,440 Let's go. 114 00:26:54,019 --> 00:26:56,320 What did you say? 115 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,920 This is a tape. 116 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,260 What do you mean? 117 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,600 I need a new heart for my second creation. 118 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,800 Young and strong. 119 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:20,680 to your bridegroom, my dear. 120 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,680 Come on. 121 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:32,900 Where? 122 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:34,180 Behold. 123 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:36,260 It's in a beauty. 124 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:41,220 This calls for a little celebration. 125 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:42,700 Pour the drinks. 126 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,740 Where are the drinks? On the table. 127 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:45,819 On the table. 128 00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:46,479 On the wall. 129 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,480 Where's the wall? 130 00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,430 Well, I can't see, can I? Oh, 131 00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:09,790 you're right. 132 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,350 Aha! 133 00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:15,090 Murderer! 134 00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:16,210 That's right, you're a murderer! 135 00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:17,590 Strangler! 136 00:30:18,370 --> 00:30:19,370 Strangler! 137 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,300 I saw him strangle the girl. Girl? What girl? Girl? What girl? You. 138 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,580 Me? What are you doing standing up? What are you doing? 139 00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:58,150 that whenever we meet with a fellow citizen in distress or see a wrong that 140 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:04,950 should be righted, let us all, one and all, mind our own business. 141 00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:11,670 Pardon me, thou fleeting piece of earth, but I am meek and gentle with these 142 00:33:11,670 --> 00:33:12,670 witches. 143 00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:16,470 Thou art the ruin to the noblest man. 144 00:33:18,190 --> 00:33:20,090 I've spent three months in jail over you. 145 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,620 I know. You're cleaning the windows, aren't you? 146 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,840 No. 147 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,760 Push off. 148 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,040 I am the Grand Gentleman. 149 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:27,520 I know, ladies and gentlemen, there's a young lady that can appear on this show 150 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,580 any time she likes. 151 00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:32,080 The more time she comes on, the better chance he has of remembering her name. 152 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,639 Ladies and gentlemen, Lena Horne. Lena Martell. 153 00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:39,199 Oh, Martell. I love that. Especially with ice and soda. I love that. 154 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,600 Ladies and gentlemen, no ice, but lots of fizz. Lena Martell. 155 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:25,920 Till the Lord comes to call me awake. 156 00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:33,560 Well, the morning is bright. 157 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,280 And the lamb is the light. 158 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:47,120 And the night is as fair as day. 159 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,520 There'll be peace in the valley. 160 00:36:35,749 --> 00:36:40,870 flowers will be blooming in the grass 161 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,120 there will ever be. 162 00:37:48,610 --> 00:37:51,050 In the valley. 163 00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:19,390 And now, welcome once again to another pretty grotesque chapter in the Tommy 164 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:20,390 Cooper story. 165 00:39:20,430 --> 00:39:23,430 And this time, we're dealing with Tom's school days. 166 00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:26,810 Now, what was life like at Chizzy Grammar, Tom? 167 00:39:27,230 --> 00:39:31,230 Well, it was the happiest time of my life. Ah. Any particular reason? 168 00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:32,610 Yeah, it was a girl's school. 169 00:39:35,150 --> 00:39:39,210 I should have known that. Ah, of course. Lovely. 170 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,420 Now, did you have any particular ambition at school? I mean, was there 171 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:46,200 you wanted to grow up into? Yes, I wanted to be an actor. 172 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,200 An actor? Yes, I mean, because I look a little bit like Gregory Peck. 173 00:39:52,820 --> 00:39:54,080 A little bit like who? 174 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:56,480 Well, I mean, I'm a spit image of Gregory Peck. 175 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,160 Well, your image does make me spit from time to time. I must admit that, yes. 176 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,080 I mean, do you know, only this morning I looked in the mirror and I saw Gregory 177 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,100 Peck. Oh, Tom, how can that possibly be? 178 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,310 Well, I... His photograph was stuck on the mirror. 179 00:40:13,430 --> 00:40:16,830 You know, Tom, you're really a bit vain, aren't you? I mean, I notice you always 180 00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:18,030 seem to laugh at your own jokes. 181 00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:19,830 No, I wasn't laughing at my joke. 182 00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:22,950 I was laughing at yours, about the spitting image. That's funny. I like 183 00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:25,290 I think you like that, Tom. It really is funny. 184 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:28,810 What do you think of it? Did you learn anything at school? 185 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,490 Did I learn anything at school? Yes. 186 00:40:31,710 --> 00:40:34,710 Well, I always say that the sun shines on the lower side of the hill. 187 00:40:35,210 --> 00:40:37,630 Oh, I think that's totally... I mean, that's... 188 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,190 What does that mean exactly? 189 00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:42,870 I don't know, but I always say it. I don't know. 190 00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:46,410 You see, my father was a great philosopher. 191 00:40:46,650 --> 00:40:47,189 Oh, yes. 192 00:40:47,190 --> 00:40:51,190 And he said to me, it doesn't matter if you let love slip through your fingers 193 00:40:51,190 --> 00:40:55,930 or any money slip through your fingers, but when your fingers slip through your 194 00:40:55,930 --> 00:40:56,930 fingers, you're in trouble. 195 00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:02,350 It's semi -jolly, that, isn't it? 196 00:41:03,830 --> 00:41:06,390 You know, I think you're trying to tell me, Tom, that you don't believe in 197 00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:07,390 education. 198 00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:10,290 Well, I wouldn't say... Well, not really. I mean, I knew a teacher once 199 00:41:10,290 --> 00:41:15,210 given this religious instruction. Oh, yeah. And this teacher said to this boy, 200 00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:17,270 who knocked down the walls at Jericho? 201 00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:19,710 And he said, I didn't do it. 202 00:41:24,970 --> 00:41:27,490 And he said, if I knew who did it, I wouldn't tell you. 203 00:41:29,810 --> 00:41:31,430 That's what he said. He said, I wouldn't cross on anybody. 204 00:41:33,270 --> 00:41:34,630 So this teacher was having lunch. 205 00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:39,050 No. And he said to this other teacher, he said, what a funny school this is. He 206 00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:40,050 said, my first day here. 207 00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:44,330 He said, I asked this boy who knocked down the walls of Jericho and he said he 208 00:41:44,330 --> 00:41:45,330 didn't do it. 209 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,570 And he said, if he knew he did it, he wouldn't tell me because he wouldn't 210 00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:50,570 on anybody. 211 00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:55,570 So this teacher said, wasn't he a little fair -haired boy with freckles? He 212 00:41:55,570 --> 00:41:56,570 said, yes. 213 00:41:56,970 --> 00:41:58,750 He said, well, if he said he didn't do it, he didn't do it. 214 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:19,100 teacher the same teacher he went along to the educational board to see the 215 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:23,680 officer there and he said to him he said do you know it's a funny school he said 216 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:29,060 i'm at he said i said to this boy who knocked on the water jericho and he said 217 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:36,020 laughing i know 218 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:37,020 what's coming next 219 00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:42,630 And he said, who knocked the door to Jericho? He said it twice. 220 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:46,250 And he said, I didn't do it. 221 00:42:46,490 --> 00:42:48,570 And he said, if I knew who did it, I wouldn't trust anybody. 222 00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:50,570 See? 223 00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:56,450 So, I was speaking to this other teacher, and this other teacher said, 224 00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:57,450 told this other teacher. 225 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,030 I said, I don't know what I'm talking about now. 226 00:43:04,150 --> 00:43:07,950 I said to this teacher, to this other teacher, 227 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:10,840 I would talk to this boy, I said. 228 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,060 Who knocked on the walls of Jericho? 229 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,160 See, and he said he didn't do it. 230 00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:22,440 He said, and if he did, he didn't know, he wouldn't tell anybody. 231 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,560 Because he wouldn't tell anybody. 232 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:31,560 And this Jesus said, what did the fair man tell you? 233 00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:34,580 And he said, yes. 234 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,580 He said, what if he didn't do it? 235 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,550 He said, I believe he didn't do it. 236 00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:43,410 Sir, this education officer now thinks it's disgusting. 237 00:43:45,430 --> 00:43:48,170 He said, well, don't worry about it. He said, I'll set a bricklayer on tomorrow 238 00:43:48,170 --> 00:43:49,170 morning. 239 00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:56,850 Gosh, 240 00:44:01,810 --> 00:44:03,030 I think that's awful, Tom. 241 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:05,950 I mean, did they ever find out... 242 00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:28,050 Isn't that amazing? 243 00:44:29,310 --> 00:44:30,370 Ah! Oh, 244 00:44:32,150 --> 00:44:35,270 I've been working on that for years. I've got quite a repertoire of tricks 245 00:44:35,350 --> 00:44:36,350 You do? 246 00:44:36,370 --> 00:44:39,250 Would you like me to do another one for you? Yes. 247 00:44:39,690 --> 00:44:43,970 Well, I could saw you in halves into two bits, but maybe one bit's enough. 248 00:44:44,610 --> 00:44:46,210 Do you know the shirt trick? 249 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,050 Not offhand. 250 00:44:48,130 --> 00:44:49,130 Not offhand? 251 00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:52,110 Well, how would it be if I tried the shirt trick on you? 252 00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:53,448 Why not? 253 00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:54,450 All right. 254 00:44:54,490 --> 00:44:55,490 I will try. 255 00:44:56,250 --> 00:45:02,950 Now, we've got to... We've got to undo a few... He's very 256 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:03,950 suave, isn't he? 257 00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:08,030 Not for long, unless I can get these buttons undone. No, just... There we 258 00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:09,169 What are you trembling for? 259 00:45:09,170 --> 00:45:10,170 Trembling? 260 00:45:10,550 --> 00:45:11,810 What are you sweating for? 261 00:45:14,110 --> 00:45:15,029 Tie off? 262 00:45:15,030 --> 00:45:15,908 Of course. 263 00:45:15,910 --> 00:45:16,910 Okay. Yes. 264 00:45:17,010 --> 00:45:18,010 There you are. 265 00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:19,690 Couple of buttons undone. Oh, yes. 266 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,440 What are you doing? Trying to hypnotize me? 267 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:32,100 There we are, I think. 268 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,840 Oh, my goodness, we're not. 269 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,840 One more. 270 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,600 The suspense is killing me. 271 00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:39,580 Are you watching this, ladies and gentlemen? 272 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,800 Drum roll! 273 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,379 Wait a minute. 274 00:45:43,380 --> 00:45:44,380 Make it an egg roll. 275 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,600 Are you right? 276 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,820 Ladies and gentlemen! 277 00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:05,509 do the shirt trick. 278 00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:06,510 Are you prepared to do it? 279 00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:08,870 Well, as a matter of fact, I've done it a long, long time ago. No, no. 280 00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:10,070 Do you want to do it? 281 00:46:10,110 --> 00:46:12,010 Come on. I want you to do it. They want to do it. 282 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,630 Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to do it? 283 00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:17,090 No, you don't. 284 00:46:17,990 --> 00:46:21,250 Your fans demand that you do the shirt trick. You don't want to see me do it, 285 00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:22,250 you? Yes, you do. 286 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:51,140 Henry Cooper. Henry Cooper. It's Gladys' boy. 287 00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:57,420 Now, Tommy, you've got the chap here. Can I lead you to it? 288 00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:01,180 To do the shirt trick? Yes, all right. Ladies and gentlemen, that popular duo, 289 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,960 Tommy Cooper and Henry Cooper, the ex -heavyweight champion... 290 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:37,120 I know your face. 291 00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:40,200 I mean, 292 00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:42,860 I come from a long line of boxers. 293 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:45,720 Except my father is a Cocker Spaniel. 294 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,880 Do you know, I was in the ring once with Cassius Clay. 295 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,100 Go on. No, really, all my life. I was, yes. 296 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,480 And I got him worried. 297 00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,218 I did. 298 00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:00,220 He thought he killed me. 299 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,560 And I was like that. 300 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:19,360 I'm going to do that. 301 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:23,420 I'm going to do the... You don't know what it is, do you? I don't. Well, I'll 302 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:23,939 show you. 303 00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:26,520 Well, could you just be so kind and do your buttons there? Look. 304 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:27,740 I'll do that. 305 00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:29,980 Because you're not trim, are you? No, I'm not trim. I won't. 306 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,319 Yes, that's right. 307 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,320 Have you done both? 308 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,820 Yeah. Right, I'll just take your tie. 309 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,870 Yeah. It's a good tie, isn't it? Oh, it's very nice. 310 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,430 Shall I do it, mate? Yeah, it's all right, then. 311 00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:43,870 Thank you. 312 00:48:54,330 --> 00:48:57,610 Undo the buttons, will you? Undo the buttons. Yes, that's all right. 313 00:49:06,390 --> 00:49:07,470 There's a ripple coming up, Roy. 314 00:49:10,950 --> 00:49:11,950 Right. Right. 315 00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:17,150 Now, I'm going to do... You saw, I'm going to do exactly what you just see. 316 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:19,090 Yeah, yeah. I'm going to take your shirt off. 317 00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:22,550 It's an handmade shirt. Yes, I'm going to take it off without taking the coat 318 00:49:22,550 --> 00:49:23,269 off. OK. 319 00:49:23,270 --> 00:49:25,270 Right? Yeah. I haven't done this for a long time. 320 00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,660 . . 23226