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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,630 --> 00:00:17,930 Mr. 850 in the game. 2 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:21,270 It's Pummy Cooper. 3 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:27,530 Thank 4 00:00:27,530 --> 00:00:34,570 you. 5 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:37,450 Thank you. Stop. Thank you. 6 00:00:38,110 --> 00:00:39,670 Stop. Thank you very much. Thank you. 7 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:41,130 Stop. Thank you. 8 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:43,990 Not too much noise. 9 00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:45,050 You wait to produce it. 10 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,490 He's a strange man, that producer. I mean that. 11 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,670 Yesterday, he stabbed me. I lit a cigarette. 12 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:52,970 It was in my mouth. 13 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:55,930 It was very, very close. 14 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:58,710 What? 15 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:00,150 What do you mean, come off? I said, come on. 16 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,290 I don't know why I did that. 17 00:01:17,930 --> 00:01:18,930 There's no reason. 18 00:01:20,350 --> 00:01:21,550 You like the suit? New suit. 19 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:23,090 Like the way it goes in. 20 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:24,930 Goes into the game next week. 21 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:30,450 I showed my wife. This was made in 24 hours. 22 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:32,830 Really, 24 hours. For the show. 23 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:35,410 I went to my wife. I said, how do you like it? She said, lovely. 24 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:37,730 I went like that. She said, what's the hump on the back? 25 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:40,450 I said, that's the tailor. He's still working on it. 26 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,460 Do you think I'm too handsome for my height? 27 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,920 It's the sailor. 28 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:57,960 Went into a barber shop, and he said to the barber, how much is the crew cut? 29 00:01:58,340 --> 00:01:59,940 He said, four and six. He said, come here, fellas. 30 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,560 Oh! Look at that! 31 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:10,340 Thank you. 32 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,860 Do you feel great tonight? I really do. 33 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,500 Because yesterday I went fox hunting. 34 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,800 Foxhound, I've never been before. 35 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,440 It's marvellous. Over the hills, the valleys, the fences. 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,380 Marvellous, for miles and miles and miles. 37 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,360 I've got a game next week. 38 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,280 I've got to take a horse moving next time. 39 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,820 Here's a little trick I picked up. I don't know who dropped it. 40 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,020 Oh, there you go. Like that. 41 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,120 Here's a little trick now. 42 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,620 Glass of milk in there, mother. 43 00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:34,010 Look. Eh? 44 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:35,310 Look at that. 45 00:03:44,690 --> 00:03:45,690 And now, 46 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:55,790 I should make it go back here. 47 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:28,399 That's it. 48 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 Thank you. 49 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,060 Testing, testing. One, two, three. 50 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:33,580 Oh, God. 51 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:36,790 Doctor here. 52 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:38,390 Yes? 53 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:40,010 You say your husband was taking a bath. 54 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:41,470 I'm very pleased to hear it, yes. 55 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:43,830 What? And the boiler exploded? 56 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:47,950 Yes, it does sound very serious. Just a moment. Look, where's your husband now? 57 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:50,530 16 Brown Hills Road. 58 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:53,450 And 17 Brown Hills Road. 59 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:55,890 And 18 Brown Hills. 60 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:59,350 Yes, fine. Well, I'll be over as soon as I finish this morning's surgery. Fine, 61 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,370 goodbye. 62 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:02,030 Poor fellow, all over the place. 63 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:04,550 Hello? Send the next one in, please. Thank you. 64 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:13,560 How do you do? I don't think we've seen you here before, have we? No, no. All 65 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,300 right, are you? 66 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,740 What can I do for you? 67 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:20,600 Well, see, you've got to help me, Doctor, because I do feel run down. Oh, 68 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,600 really? Really? 69 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,920 Any idea why? 70 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,380 Yes, because I was run down, look. 71 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:26,820 Yes. 72 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,960 Tell me, did you get his number? 73 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:31,700 No, but I recognise that laugh anyway. 74 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,060 Just a moment, sir. Look, I am very busy now. What do you want? 75 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,480 Well, you see, I come for a check -up. Yes. 76 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,160 Because I've gone away for two weeks, and I want to be fit, you see. I see, I 77 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:42,839 see, yes. 78 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:46,660 And since this accident, when I got run down, I can't straighten up. Not at all? 79 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,680 No, I'm like that all the time. That's dreadful. Would you care to sit down? 80 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,640 you sit down? Well, I can't. All right, well, you may just remain standing then. 81 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:53,660 Yes, just a second. 82 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,400 It's not right, is it, walking about like this? No, no. 83 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,339 No, no. 84 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:59,060 No, I feel... I mean, a lot of people can, you know. Most concerned, yes. 85 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,820 I'll take a few details, if I may. 86 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,500 May I have your name? 87 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,240 No, thanks. I'm already married. 88 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:07,990 What is your name? 89 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:11,390 Oh, Thomas G. Cooper. Thomas G. What is the G for? 90 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,830 Gladys. 91 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,330 Gladys. 92 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:17,590 Yes. Date of birth? 93 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:19,470 8th, 9th, 10th of March. 94 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:20,730 The what? 95 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,550 Well, I was a very long baby, you see. 96 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,190 Six foot four. Well, I was, but not now. No, six foot four. 97 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:32,709 Yes, I understand. 98 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:35,370 About five foot three now. Yes, thank you. Well, I'll put them both down and 99 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:36,710 we'll do a sort of a permutation later on. 100 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,430 Right. Right. 101 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,310 Weight? 102 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:43,030 Well, I'm not going anywhere. 103 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:47,250 No, no, no. No, I mean... No, never mind. Look, just a second. 104 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:49,170 We have a professional. 105 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:51,850 Comedian. Really? I never thought so. 106 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:54,790 Age? 28. 107 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,110 Yes, I see what you mean. 108 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,450 Very good, yes. 109 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,610 Whom shall we notify in case of your death? 110 00:07:03,030 --> 00:07:05,150 F. Fadshaw Chiswick. Fine. Who is he? 111 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:06,510 Undertaker. 112 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:13,390 Would you mind if we change the subject? Would you mind? 113 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:15,210 No, tell me, do you smoke and drink? 114 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:17,470 Oh, yes. You do? But not both at the same time. 115 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,550 Otherwise, I get the cigars all soggy, you see. 116 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:24,170 Yes, of course. This bandage on your hand now, how did you hurt that? 117 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,010 I didn't. I hurt my nose. 118 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,940 Then why didn't you put the bandage on your nose? 119 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,860 Well, I tried, but I couldn't breathe. I couldn't breathe. 120 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:32,580 I was like that all the time. 121 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,480 Yes, I'm sure. Well, how did you sustain this nasal injury? 122 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:41,040 Well, I was picking a daisy. Well, how could you hurt yourself picking a daisy? 123 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,080 Well, the daisy was on the ground, see, and I was on top of a roof. 124 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:47,760 I'm sure I'm going to regret this. 125 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,180 What were you doing on the roof? 126 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:52,460 Well, I was drilling holes. 127 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,720 I'm going to regret this as well. 128 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,620 Why were you drilling holes in the roof? 129 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,180 Well, because the roof was leaking. Yes. See, but not in the right places. What 130 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,180 do you mean? 131 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,640 Yes? What do you mean, the right places? 132 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,460 Well, because I couldn't get... The rain couldn't come into the bucket. 133 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:13,880 Yes. 134 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:20,340 Well, 135 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,260 I think we'd... You could fix my teeth as well, couldn't you? 136 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,860 Just examine. Now, how long have you been in this position? 137 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,140 Well, I've been ever since the accident. Since the accident, yes. I think you're 138 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:35,419 very likely to get another one, too. Just a moment. Now, I'll just have a 139 00:08:35,419 --> 00:08:38,080 at you. I think I know what the trouble is. Really? Just undo the coat. Yes. All 140 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,640 the way down. Yes. Yes, it's a very acute case of, well, cravatius 141 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,640 niggerbockeritis. 142 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:44,539 What's that? 143 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:46,440 It means you've got your tie caught in your zip. 144 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,520 There we are. Oh, that's better. 145 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,540 The series which helps young people decide what they want to do with their 146 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,440 lives. And this week we say, so you want to be a salesman. 147 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,290 Yes? Good morning, sir. My card. 148 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,950 Thomas G. Cooper, England's top salesman. 149 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,370 Do you want to buy a top? 150 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:53,970 Oh, good morning. 151 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:57,070 I'm collecting for the Prisoner's Aid Society. 152 00:09:57,670 --> 00:09:58,670 Oh, just a minute. 153 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,530 If it's the doorbell salesman again, tell him we don't want any. 154 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,950 Excuse me, I've only got a shilling. What have you got for that? 155 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,190 I've got the perfect thing. 156 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:46,670 A drink on a stick. 157 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,750 Good morning, sir. Do you want to buy a brush? 158 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,350 Good morning, sir. Do you want to buy a brush? 159 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,330 Good morning, sir. Do you want to buy a brush? 160 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,210 Good morning, sir. 161 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,680 I'm sure you're going to be very happy with this washing machine, madam. It's a 162 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:12,280 lovely model. And don't forget our special after -sales service. 163 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,520 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... 164 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,860 Before I buy, can I hear the horn? 165 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,140 Certainly, sir. 166 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,020 Once again, please. 167 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,540 Isn't that a rather unusual noise for a car? 168 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:00,979 Not really. 169 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:01,980 It's a rover. 170 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:22,310 interview time and in our studio this evening we're very proud to have with us 171 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:25,710 the greatest playwright of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, it's William 172 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:26,710 Shakespeare. 173 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:49,930 A little bit rough, a little bit rough. 174 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:54,170 Were you clever as a child? Oh, very clever, yes, very clever. 175 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,200 The whole of the encyclopedia. 176 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:01,100 Really? Nobody believed me. Why not? I couldn't talk. 177 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:06,540 And, of course, you became a great playwright. Perhaps that luck had 178 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,760 to do with this. Were you always lucky? No, no. I was very unlucky when I was a 179 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 child. Really? Very unlucky. 180 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:13,300 Once, I was given a rocking horse, and it died. 181 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:20,360 Have you got a favourite among your plays? Yes, I have two favourites. Oh, 182 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:20,779 are they? 183 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:21,780 Romeo and Juliet. 184 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:25,400 Of course, you were an actor as well as a playwright, weren't you? Oh, yes. 185 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,300 Yes, yes. I was in Othello. 186 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,459 Othello? Yes. 187 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:29,700 You know, that wonderful speech. 188 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,860 To be or not to be, that is the question. 189 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,620 No, I'm sorry. That's from Hamlet. 190 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:35,940 Oh, is it? 191 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,100 No wonder I didn't get an answer. 192 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,840 Come fly with me. 193 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,640 Oh, dear. 194 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,020 Oh, dear. 195 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,360 What was the first night you enjoyed most? 196 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,820 The first night? 197 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,940 Well, when I was in the Roman play. Oh, yes. 198 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,020 Titus Andronicus? 199 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,760 Well, I had a few. No, dear. 200 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,820 At the age of 21, I see you were outlawed for poaching. What was it, 201 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 pheasants, hare? 202 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,240 That was my best play, hare. 203 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,160 You never wrote hare. 204 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,480 I certainly did. 205 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:39,840 And also The Sound of Music. 206 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,720 What about Rodgers and Hammerstein? 207 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,940 I wrote that as well. 208 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,120 One thing I would like to know, sir. Why have you got three pairs of glasses? 209 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,760 Ah, well, that's for short sight. Yes. 210 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,040 And that's for long sight. 211 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,280 What's the other pair for? 212 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:53,460 To find the other two pairs. 213 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,180 and sonnets, and what is your favourite piece? 214 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,660 Anne Hathaway. 215 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,240 Ah, yes, Anne Hathaway. In 1582, you married Anne Hathaway and had three 216 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,980 children, didn't you? Yes, one of each. 217 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,200 Really? 218 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:15,380 How did you first meet Anne Hathaway? 219 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,400 Well, she was outside a shop, picking her teeth. Oh, I see. 220 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,840 And when she picked them, she went in and bought them. 221 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,360 Before you go, there's one thing I would like to know. If you had your life to 222 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,200 live all over again, would you still be a writer? 223 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,420 Oh, certainly, certainly. 224 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:34,680 Because the pen is mightier than the sword. I say, do you really believe 225 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,680 Of course. Here's the sword, then. Yes, yes, yes. 226 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,160 That is the pen. 227 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,260 Woof, woof, woof, woof. 228 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:11,579 I'm a sea dog. 229 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,300 And it's terrible being a sea dog. 230 00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:16,819 No trees. 231 00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:19,760 My name's Silver. 232 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,520 Ha, ha, ha. 233 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,399 Ha, ha. 234 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,540 Captain Smollett. Hi -ho, Silver. 235 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,720 How are you this morning, John? Nice to see you. Thank you. Lovely to see you, 236 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,580 sir. I'll give you a little brush down here. Thank you very much. 237 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:43,210 Oh, shut up. Thank you very much indeed, Paddy. Thank you very much indeed. 238 00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:46,730 I think I can safely say, since we're 40 days out, that we are not, in fact, on 239 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:47,770 a pleasure cruise to Southend. 240 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,490 No, we're on a quest for buried treasure. 241 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,790 We're setting course for Santa Cruz. 242 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,710 You don't believe in Santa Cruz at your age, do you? 243 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,630 Well, as I was saying, this treasure was buried. 244 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,310 I didn't know it died. 245 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:03,210 Will you be quiet, Silver? This treasure was buried on Papalaka, Papalaka, 246 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,050 Ronnie on the Island. Do you know it? Of course I know it. When I was there, I 247 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,050 drew a map of the place. 248 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,410 I know it like the back of my... 249 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,129 Here, look. 250 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,970 That's splendid, Peter. Thanks very much. 251 00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:16,130 Now, it's my belief that the treasure is about here. 252 00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:17,970 That's a bit near the knuckle, isn't it? 253 00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:21,830 Now, this is to the strictest confidence that I've just heard that the crew have 254 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,830 been conspiring. 255 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,230 Well, it is very hot. 256 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:28,950 And I've also heard that the ringleader's a big fellow with one leg 257 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:29,950 on his right shoulder. 258 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,510 Have you any idea who that might be? 259 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,990 No idea, sir, no idea. 260 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,470 I'll ask him. Have you any idea? 261 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:36,050 No, I haven't, sir. Now, what's that? 262 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,820 Only the ship's hairdresser. 263 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:14,460 No, not yet. Get off, get off. Ah, ah, this is my bit. Ah, what's that over 264 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:15,860 there? The city of Madras. 265 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:21,060 No, it isn't. No, no, I think it's the Isle of Elba. Oh, what a silly old 266 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,100 I am. I don't know Madras from Elba. 267 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,740 Ah, this is the life. 268 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,420 I've been deterred. 269 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:07,780 Dr. 270 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,960 Livesey. Yes, yes. I've got to see you. Why, Silver, why? 271 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,360 It's my back, sir. Oh. 272 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,860 Pain's in my back. Have you done anything for it? 273 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,780 No, why should I? He's never done anything for me. 274 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,640 You can't have any more of that. You're quite right. 275 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,360 Now, what's that over there? 276 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:22,820 Is it the land? 277 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 I'll have a look. 278 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,740 Ah, now it's my turn. 279 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,480 I'm going to take over the ship. 280 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:29,460 Stick him up! Oh, whatever, sorry. 281 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,099 Stick him up! 282 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,680 Not so fast, Silver. 283 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,220 Well, I did it as slow as I could. 284 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,310 I know why you're outnumbered. All hands on deck. 285 00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:47,130 They've dropped the anchor. 286 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:49,450 I'm not surprised. It's been hanging over the side the whole time. 287 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,639 Lovely, lovely. 288 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,540 There. What do you think you're doing? I'm clapping in an iron. 289 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,260 I like it. 290 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,580 Time's running out. 291 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:15,820 They've taken... Sunbells have gone. Have they? 292 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,060 Yes. 293 00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:53,630 Just one thing. What's that? 294 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:56,490 I don't know how a dog shoots. All right, then, I tell you. Here's the map. 295 00:21:57,030 --> 00:22:00,190 This here is the map of Billy Bones' treasure, which was buried by Billy 296 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:03,530 himself. If you steal this treasure, beware the ghost of Billy Bones, the 297 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,530 of... 298 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,040 What could he do? 21504