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All right, let's see
what's playing?
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{\an8}A movie day,
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{\an8}what an off-brand approach
to our afternoon.
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{\an8}Yeah, I've been in the mood
for a rom-com.
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{\an8}- Oh, what about a western?
- Ugh! A western?
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{\an8}What do you got
against westerns?
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{\an8}Aside
from the hack storytelling,
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they're just a sea
of sepia tone and spittoons.
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I bet you a fried pickle
I can change your perspective.
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First, I do not like
fried pickles.
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And secondly, you can never
change my perspective.
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- Can too.
- Can not.
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Well, I guess I know
what we're gonna do today.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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[? upbeat music playing]
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[beeps]
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Agent P.
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Doofenshmirtz is at
the Almond Brittle Convention,
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so you have the day off.
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I'm in nearby Swampville
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teaching Carl the manly art
of piloting a fan boat.
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Very manly, sir.
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Did I mention
I'm allergic to bug bites?
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Maybe we should turn back.
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Wait. "Deadly rapids ahead"?
Carl, slow down.
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I can't, sir, rapids are fast.
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That's actually
what "rapid" means.
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[Major Monogram] Don't you
argue semantics with me.
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Mayday! Mayday!
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Use your monotreme instincts
to find us.
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[screams]
Bring mosquito repellent!
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[? scat music playing]
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[Phineas] Yeehaw!
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Are we lost, sir?
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I'm pretty sure
there's a small town half a klick north.
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Or was it south?
Uh, it probably doesn't matter.
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Just try and keep up.
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I think I'm stuck.
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Put your back into it, Carl.
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Not one word.
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- Are we gonna die, sir?
- We're going to be fine.
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In dire situations,
you must rely on your...
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manly man instincts.
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Now follow me.
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[beeping]
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[motor whirs]
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[man] Manly platypus.
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[? spy music playing]
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[Baljeet] "Forced Perspective
Western Town."
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This is gonna help us
change your perspective on westerns.
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Ferb, a demonstration, please.
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Depending on the position
you're in,
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the varying size proportions
trick the brain
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into seeing a different scale.
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Ready, Isabella?
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{\an8}[Isabella] Yippee-ki-yay.
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You see, the second hat
was much bigger,
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but it was further away.
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How is this going to change
my perspective on western cinema?
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Perhaps a heartfelt ditty
will clarify that for you. Hit it.
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? In a Forced Perspective
Western Town ?
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? You might go up
You might go down ?
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? In the Forced Perspective
Western ?
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? You could be the biggest
and the baddest itty-bitty guy around ?
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? How you finagle your angle
will change your point of view ?
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? Doo doodly doo ?
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? In a Forced Perspective
Western Town with you ?
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Yeehaw!
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[train whistles]
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Yeah, I don't really get
how it works, either.
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It's best not to think
about it too hard.
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Whatever.
Have you come around yet to appreciate
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the rustic beauty
of the Wild West?
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While this Forced Perspective
Town is charming,
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it has not changed
my perspective.
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I still find the Western
film genre tacky and-
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[screams]
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Hot biscuits,
it's looks like I snagged me
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one of them
teal-tailed city ducks,
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or my name ain't
Bubba Doofenshmirtz.
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And you know it is.
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It is. Mmm-mmm.
I'm gonna make me some city duck stew,
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starring you.
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Sir, I don't think
our instincts can get us out of this one.
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Oh, don't be a stick
in the mud, Carl.
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I'm not a stick, sir.
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I'm a person in the mud,
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with feelings
and mudskippers!
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Make it stop, sir.
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My mustache,
my beautiful mustache-
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Wait, we're not really stuck.
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- It's our boots, sir.
- You're absolutely right.
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We've got to strip down
to our skivvies.
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We can shelter
in that shack over there.
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[smacking]
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[smacking continues]
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Wait, where is the sound
still coming from?
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Y'all don't stop now.
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I was just getting going.
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Baljeet, your perspective
will never change
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if you don't put in
a little bit of effort.
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Okay, okay.
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A little to the left and...
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Uh, there. Hold it!
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[Candace] "Hold it" is right.
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There's a new sheriff in town.
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Wait, what?
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Phineas and Ferb,
what did you do to me?
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Nothing, Candace.
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It's just an optical illusion.
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You're actually back there?
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I don't like these optics.
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I'm still telling Mom.
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- [alarm beeping]
- How do I not have any bars?
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This is our backyard.
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- Perhaps you should try telegraph.
- Telegraph?
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Uhh! Good thing I went to that
Morse code camp three summers in a row.
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"Boys built old-timey town.
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No building codes.
Get home."
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[laughing]
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Oh, Candace,
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make sure not to rile
the miniature ponies.
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- [pony whinnies]
- Ahh! [breathing heavily]
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Why are these miniature ponies
so big?
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They're in the foreground.
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That doesn't even make sense.
Ow!
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Then how did they kick me?
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[screaming]
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- [? suspenseful music playing]
- [screams]
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[phone vibrating]
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Dash, dot, dot, dot,
dash, dash.
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It's a good thing
that I worked on that submarine
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those three summers
that Candace was at Morse code camp.
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"Boys built old-timey..."
[sighs] I don't even want to know.
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I'll tell you what, Lunch...
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You don't mind
if I call you "Lunch," do you?
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I'ma... I'ma call you "Lunch."
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Oh, that's my cousin Heinz.
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He's from Drusselstein.
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He moved
to the big city, though.
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Now- now me,
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I was born and raised
in this here swamp,
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just a stone's throw away
of two bigger adjacent swamps.
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So it occurred to me
if I could connect all three,
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I could take over
the entire Tri-Swamp Area.
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Problem is these beavers
keep building dams
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to keep the three swamps
separate.
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A nuisance.
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You're a nuisance.
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But you, my little duck buddy,
you are one of a kind.
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The eating kind.
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A little pepper,
a little paprika.
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- [sneezes]
- Bless your heart, Lunch.
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So I built a gizmo to trick them beavers
into eating their own dams.
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Behold my beavernator!
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Hey, Ned, Ned.
Time to feed the beavs! Come on, Ned.
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Come and get it,
little fellers.
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[Bubba] The gizmo pulls
that doohickey,
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which yanks up
that thingamajig,
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ringing them tin cans,
which have been precisely tuned
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to the resonant frequencies
of beavers brain waves,
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hypnotizing them beavers.
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Look, it's working right now.
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Now, drain them dams
lickety-split.
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[frequency humming]
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Ring-a-ding-dong,
it works.
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Functioning properly.
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You see that?
You see it right?
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Uh, nah,
I've been trap building
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since I was knee-high
to a grasshopper.
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You ain't getting out
of that one.
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This town ain't big enough
for the both of us.
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But now it is.
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It's working.
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[Buford] I totally changed
your perspective.
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Draw!
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- [ringing]
- Oh-ho! Dead ringer.
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I reckon Baljeet wins.
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Well, winning
does take the sting out of the fact
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that there's obviously a horse out there
somewhere with only three shoes.
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Wait, what do we got here?
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Well, come on up.
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- I'm making supper.
- Oh, thank you so much.
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Mmm.
What is that wonderful smell?
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- Agent P?
- Agent P?
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Go on, have a taste.
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Mmm.
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Go on.
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Now, don't be shy.
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I suppose I'll tone down
the spice for you city folk.
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Oh, no, the more spice,
the better.
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Oh, maybe spices
from another room.
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Like really-hard-to-find
spices.
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Oh, yeah. Now we're talking.
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All right,
I'll see what I can rustle up.
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But, sir, you can barely
handle black pepper.
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Quiet, Carl.
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Okay, okay.
This took some rustling,
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but I found...
Hey, wait a sec!
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What do you city boys
think you're doing with my city duck?
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[? dramatic music playing]
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- [whirring]
- [thuds]
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That's my lunch.
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Hey, you're taking my lunch.
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Well, folks, I do not know
about Western cinema,
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but this Forced Perspective
Western Town has been a hoot,
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which I am just now realizing
is a thing.
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Hey, shouldn't you be
riding off into the sunset or something?
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The only proper response
to that question is...
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- Yeehaw!
- [neighing]
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- [screams]
- [thuds]
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[slurping]
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[? spy music playing]
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Hey, y'all city boys
come back here with my lunch!
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Good thing I asked you
to bring that repellent.
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Oh! Oh, no!
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No!
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Curse you, Lunch!
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Time to bust them sodbusters.
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[wave crashing]
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Oh, wow. That was close.
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- See, Mom? See, Mom? Here, look.
- Right.
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Oh, my gosh. Did you guys
build this little western town?
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It's adorable,
and it looks so big from down here.
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That's the forced perspective.
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I was gonna make some popcorn.
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Who wants to watch a movie?
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I believe I'm in the mood
for a Western.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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That doesn't
even make any sense.
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And that's not
how forced perspective works.
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[Linda] Are you coming or not?
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Yes, I'm coming.
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{\an8}? There will be
no counting sheep tonight ?
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{\an8}? Okay, but what about
llamas? ?
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{\an8}? 'Cause there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?
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{\an8}? There ain't
no sleeping tonight ?
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{\an8}? The popcorn is popping ?
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{\an8}? And the sound system's
bopping ?
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{\an8}Did you hear what Jeremy said?
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{\an8}Buford, stop eavesdropping.
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{\an8}? Playing light as a feather
Perform a seance together ?
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{\an8}Ooh, we can confess
our deepest darkest secrets and emotions.
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{\an8}Or whatever.
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{\an8}? Because there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?
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{\an8}? There ain't
no sleeping tonight ?
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