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? There's a hundred and four days
of summer vacation ?
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? And school comes along just to end it ?
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? So the annual problem
for our generation ?
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? Is finding a good way to spend it ?
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? Like maybe ?
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? Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ?
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? Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ?
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? Discovering something
that doesn't exist ?
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Hey!
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? Or giving a monkey a shower ?
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? Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots ?
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? Or locating Frankenstein's brain ?
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It's over here!
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? Fighting a dodo bird
Painting a continent ?
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? Or driving our sister insane ?
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Phineas!
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? As you can see, there's a whole lot of ?
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? Stuff to do
before school starts this fall ?
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Come on, Perry!
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? So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ?
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? So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ?
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hmm... Feels like
something is missing.
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Buford, what have you done?
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You're gonna have to wait
for my tell-all memoir
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just like everyone else.
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What you do-
Oh, it's just you.
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The more pressing question is,
"Where are Phineas and Ferb?"
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Wait, what's this button?
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[whirring]
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Hey, gang, Ferb and I
are hanging out with Mom this afternoon,
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so make yourselves
at home till we get back.
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- In the meantime...
- Nature abhors a vacuum.
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Feel free to get
started without us.
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See ya soon.
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Hologram tricks.
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Whoo! Opportunity.
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We can carpe our own diem.
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How about Radical
Barbarian Battles?
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- Origami max suits?
- Anti-gravity water slides?
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What about your
bread bowl hot tub?
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I don't want to stew,
with just you two.
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Well, we have to do something.
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We can't have nothing to show for our day
when Phineas gets here.
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And Ferb.
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Yes, and Ferb.
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Is there an off switch?
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Hey, where is Perry?
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[? dramatic music playing]
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Howdy, Agent P.
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Doof's been experimenting
with recombinant DNA.
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And it isn't pretty.
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Whatever you're thinking
it is, it's much worse.
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Get over there, ASAP.
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Just maybe do it
on an empty stomach.
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I'm usually here,
and Phineas is usually right beside me.
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No! This is my spot.
You go just here.
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And Buford-
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Spread out, you two.
Spread out!
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Right here is where I do my
best commenting and quipping.
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This could be a chance for me
to shine as an individual.
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For us to shine together.
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Yes, for us to make me
shine together.
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{\an8}Here, put these on.
They'll help me remember your names
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{\an8}while we're working
on my invention.
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You two keep yapping.
I'm gonna work on my own idea.
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Fine. We all build
our own thing.
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May the best man win.
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It is not a contest, Buford.
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[softly] But I am
so going to win.
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[? upbeat music playing]
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To bust or not to bust.
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Eh, they're not my brothers,
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so I'm not sure
it'd even count.
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But maybe if Mom sees this,
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it'll lend a little credence
to all the other things I told her about.
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Yes! To bust!
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? It's a little bit gross in here ?
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[metal clanging]
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[Dr. Doofenschmirtz,
in gravelly voice] Perry the Platypus.
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How nice of you to bug me,
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which is appropriate
because...
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Behold,
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I have evolved!
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Thanks to my Pupaenator.
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See, I saw this documentary
on how butterflies evolved from the pupa
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and they get their wings
and become their best selves!
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So I made myself a Pupaenator
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so that I can become
my best self
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and therefore take over
the Tri-State Area!
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What? What?
It's not good? It's no bueno?
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I guess I haven't looked
at myself in the mirror. Let me...
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Oh! Oh, man, I'm not
a beautiful butterfly at all!
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I'm a big gross moth thingy.
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Well, I guess that explains
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the strange urge
to eat clothes.
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Maybe I should just
turn myself back into a...
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Wait, wait.
Or go with me here,
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I make everyone else a moth.
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'Cause, you know, like in a city of men
I'm like a four at best.
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But in a city of mothmans, who knows?
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- [electricity crackling]
- I could be like a like a six.
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Let's find out.
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Huh?
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Aah!
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Mmm, oh.
That lining, delicious.
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I'm gonna be in my closet
looking for more hats.
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[Major Monogram]
Your hat, Agent P.
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If the microchip in your
fedora's been damaged,
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our entire security system
could be compromised.
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You must report immediately
to the OWCA haberdasher
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and get a new hat
with a new chip.
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Oh, Agent P, be careful.
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[Major Monogram]
We'll text you the coordinates.
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Perry the Platypus. More hat.
Doofmoth needs more hat.
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Mom, pick up. Mom, pick up.
Mom, pick up. Mom, pick up.
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Hello, Linda Flynn-Fletcher's
phone. Phineas speaking.
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Gah! Phineas, please tell Mom
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there's, uh, something
really cool in the backyard
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- she needs to come and see.
- Really?
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Oh, yes. Baljeet,
Isabella and Buford
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have been busy little bees.
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Yes, good for them.
Mom, let's head home.
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- Candace wants us to see something.
- Eee!
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If I had a nickel for
every time Candace
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promised to show me something
and nothing was there,
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I'd have $5.20,
which isn't a lot,
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but it's weird
that it happened 104 times, right?
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[automated female voice]
Unauthorized attire.
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[? fast-paced music playing]
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[beeping]
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Agent P? In my shop?
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Is it my birthday?
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Trapdoors and birthdays are so hard
to keep track of, don't you find?
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[gasps]
Good gracious, your hat!
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Looks like something
took a bite out of it.
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That explains
the security bots
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mistaking you for a threat.
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I have to admit,
seeing you in action back there
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with all the flipping
and platypussing, wow, just great!
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I've often fantasized about being in
the field, you know, seeing some action.
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[laughs]
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I don't get out much.
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No time for sunlight, really.
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Hats to sew, weapons to build.
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Evil doesn't rest,
and neither do we, right? [laughs]
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- Oh, listen to me rambling on.
- [glass shatters]
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We must get you a new hat.
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This way.
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Oh, you found the trap door.
Clever. I'll take the stairs.
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Well, there they are.
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Yep. There they are.
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Mmm. How do I
put this delicately?
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It's not our best work.
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Not even our second best.
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We can't show these
to Phineas.
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And Ferb. Wait,
this is going to sound crazy.
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But what if
we combined our efforts?
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That's crazy.
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So crazy it just might work.
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[elevator dings]
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Let's see if we can find you
the perfect replacement hat.
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I mean, sure.
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But don't you think
it's time for an upgrade? [laughs]
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Ooh! My latest model.
Teleportation hat.
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Takes you anywhere
you want to go.
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Hugely experimental,
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but I have
so many others to choose from.
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? Would you like a bowler?
Would you like a fez? ?
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? I'd take the cap
that can remember everything she says ?
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? A visor that can
sniff out trouble ?
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? Boil tea and blow a bubble ?
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? I have a hat for that ?
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? Would you prefer a top hat
that can shoot out flames ?
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? A sombrero with a periscope
could help you with your aim ?
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? A French beret
that really slays ?
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? That comes in blues
and blacks and grays ?
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? I have a hat for that ?
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? A boater
with a narrow brim ?
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? That sprays out gas
Very grim ?
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? A beanie with a map
for the explorer ?
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? A driving cap for getaways
that navigates the motorways ?
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? But you look like
a fan of the fedora ?
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? Whatever kind of headgear
you've been dreaming of ?
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? I have the latest
this and that and all of the above ?
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? A topper that is
prim and proper ?
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? For my number one
crime stopper ?
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? I have a hat for that ?
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? Yes, I have a hat for that ?
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Ooh, but I don't do shoes.
That's two doors down.
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You get the idea.
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But behind this curtain,
Agent P, oh-ho-ho, is my masterpiece.
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Allow me to present...
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Mmm. The plaid
is delicious, by the way.
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[gasps] Doofenshmirtz!
But why does he look like that?
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And how did he get in?
And what- Oh, I see.
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He ate your hat.
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He must have swallowed
the security chip.
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That's how he got inside.
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[growls] Mine. Mine.
Hat's mine!
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Oh, now, this is exciting.
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That's my touchdown topper.
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00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,255
Gives new meaning
to the term "bug spray."
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[munching]
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Try this one.
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Don't remember
designing that one.
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Okay, then,
I'm all out of hats.
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What are we gonna do, Agent P?
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Agent P?
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[growling]
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Wow.
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That is amazing.
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Yeah, who would've thought
that three completely disparate elements
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would go together
so seamlessly?
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- I would have.
- Yeah, but you didn't.
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I can't wait for
Phineas to see it.
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- And Ferb.
- And Ferb.
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They are going to be
so proud of us.
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Ooh! Let's throw a tarp over it,
you know, for the big reveal.
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- [vehicle approaching]
- I think I hear their car.
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- Mom, Mom, Mom.
- Phineas, Phineas, Phineas.
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- Mom, Mom, Mom.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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I guess there's
no more hats to eat.
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Hatmaker will do.
226
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,435
You should wait for Agent P.
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00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,481
I'm not really much
of an action guy, no.
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[laser ricocheting]
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[giggling]
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[both yelping]
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00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,537
Well, that was weird.
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- Look, look, look.
- Look, look, look.
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- But, but, but...
- But, but, but...
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I'm just gonna add that
to my tab. Cha-ching.
235
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Nobody thought
to take a picture?
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[Doofmoth growling]
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[grunts] Ah!
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00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,601
Oh, great. [sighs]
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Great instinct turning me
back into a human, Perry the Platypus.
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And frankly,
preferable to that whole
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"Make everyone else
into mothmans" thing
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'cause, you know, "reasons."
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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Thank you, Perry the Platypus!
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00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,369
That's plenty of action
for one day.
247
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,830
Better to leave
the fieldwork to the field agents
248
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,415
and the hatmaker to his hats.
249
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,376
If it ain't broken,
no need to fix it.
250
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,629
Speaking of broken, looks like it's time
for a change of scenery.
251
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,840
Can't have Heinz Doofenshmirtz
252
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,094
with intimate knowledge
of our location now, can we? [laughs]
253
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,268
Be seeing you, Agent P.
254
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,354
Ooh, happy birthday!
255
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,490
? Perry ?
256
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,236
[? upbeat music playing]
257
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,655
[munching]
258
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,616
Ugh! Oh!
259
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,702
Why did I think
that would taste good?
260
00:11:42,752 --> 00:11:47,302
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