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Hi, Fireside Girls.
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{\an8}Let's welcome another day for us to be
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{\an8}chipper, cooperative
and cheer in unison!
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[girls cheering]
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As you all know, the Annual Fireside
Cupcake Jamboree is coming up
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and we have a big decision to make-
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Picking the cupcake flavor to bring.
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Ms. Feyersied will be here soon
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{\an8}- to guide the proceedings--
- [telephone ringing]
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{\an8}Oh. Hi Ms. Feyersied.
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{\an8}You won't make it in today-
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{\an8}I guess I can run the meeting.
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{\an8}I'll just follow the Fireside Handbook.
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{\an8}Feel better! Bye!
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So, I guess we'll go ahead and start.
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Our trusty Fireside Handbook
has some guidelines to follow!
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Starting with the compliment session.
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You are worthy of
every patch you've earned.
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You always inspire me to get 1% better.
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You have natural charm
and leadership ability.
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Sorry to, uh, ping your pong, Agent P.
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But we've received word that
Doofenshmirtz has made
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an appointment to renew
his evil business license.
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And the only thing worse
than regular evil is unlicensed evil.
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So make sure he does
the proper paperwork.
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[Carl] That reminds me, sir.
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OWCA's business license
expired last month!
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There's nothing wrong with
unlicensed good, Carl.
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Oh, uh, since you're in the area,
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Carl would appreciate it
if you renewed our license too.
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I think it's cupcake time.
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- Cupcakes are life!
- Yay!
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{\an8}Cupcake time!
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{\an8}So, it says here, we should vote on
our preferred cupcake flavor.
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{\an8}That should be super easy.
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- Vanilla!
- Vanilla!
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Vanilla!
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Red Velvet.
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What? I like red velvet.
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I like red velvet.
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- Vanilla!
- Red Velvet!
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{\an8}- Vanilla!
- Red Velvet!
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{\an8}So what do we do now, Isabella?
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{\an8}Oh, um, well, eh-
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{\an8}It says here,
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{\an8}"In the incredibly unlikely
event of a tie vote...
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{\an8}just vote again."
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{\an8}Hmm. All in favor of vanilla,
raise your hand.
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All in favor of red velvet?
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{\an8}Hmm. I don't remember a single time
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{\an8}we didn't unanimously pick the same thing,
then rejoice in a harmonized shriek.
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{\an8}Hmm. A split decision. Now what?
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{\an8}This is a situation the Fireside Girls
have never had to deal with.
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Perry the Platypus!
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Walk and talk, my nimble friend.
Walk and talk.
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I have to renew
my evil business license
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at Danville's Embassy for Evil today.
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You can come along in case I need someone
to vouch for my evilness,
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which I think... I think you can do.
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Shoo! Shoo! Find your own Inator
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to put your gross pigeon feet on!
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Have you seen pigeon feet?
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Well, don't start now. Trust me.
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You can't unsee them. Disgusting.
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That's the trap I was gonna use on you
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but my evil license expired
as we previously established,
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and I don't want to pay all those fines.
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[clears throat]
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Adyson, you were the first to earn
a cupcake delivery patch.
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How about you deliver
your trash to the trashcan?
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[to herself] Or maybe you should get
a shut your cakehole patch.
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- Excuse me?
- Nothing.
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Maybe we should try giving
the cupcake flavor another vote.
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What if we did donuts?
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- Hooray!
- Donuts!
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[Katie] I love dunkable snacks!
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Okay ladies. I think
we should stick to cupcakes.
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Let's just pick one.
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Red velvet or vanilla.
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How about neither?
Let's pick a new flavor.
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- Why not donuts?
- I'll never back down from the donuts.
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- [Katie] I have no agency!
- Girls! Stop!
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I'm sorry. Let just, um...
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{\an8}Okay, here's an idea from
the "One of those days" section.
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{\an8}Let's all hold hands
and sing a jovial song.
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{\an8}In D major. And a one, two, a three-
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{\an8}[all singing off tune and out of sync]
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{\an8}Wha- What's happening?
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{\an8}We've never gone off pitch!
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{\an8}Is there a full moon tonight?
Is Mercury in retrograde?
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{\an8}[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] It should take
just a minute, Perry the Platypus.
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Diminutive... I'd say
it's nice to see you,
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but I'm an evil scientist, not a liar.
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Doofenshmirtz.
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Yes, yes, enough of this awkward banter.
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I'm cutting in line.
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[girls arguing]
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Isabella, why don't you
let me take over the meeting?
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It seems like it's too much for you.
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It's not too much for me, Gretchen.
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It's a cupcake vote, just pick a flavor.
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You want to put us
all in these little boxes,
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like your stupid little vanilla cupcakes.
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But we just want to do whatever we want!
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You are not the boss of us.
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[Holly] Not the boss!
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- Whatever we want!
- General anger!
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Just vote for a flavor!
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Who wants vanilla?
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[sassy tone] Vanilla, huh?
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Do you have a patch for being basic?
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[all exclaim]
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Well I do have the most patches.
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So yes, I probably
do have that basic patch!
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Um, what I mean to say is,
let's focus, girls.
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The girls need someone to make a choice!
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To lead them!
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Gretchen, what's going on?
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We're always on the same page!
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I think it's time I have my own page.
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A new page.
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[girls disagreeing loudly]
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{\an8}[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Oh, hello, handsome.
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{\an8}[kiosk] Do you have
a viable backstory?
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Oh, plenty! Plenty!
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Back in Drusselstein, in the days o-
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[kiosk] Please do not
monologue into the interface.
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Perhaps you shouldn't have asked!
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[kiosk] Please select your nemesis.
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Uh, he's more of a, a frenemy,
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but our boundaries are fluid.
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You're ready to begin your assessment.
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Right this way, please.
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See! Cupcakes can be donuts too!
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We don't have to conform
to society's norms anymore!
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Non-conformity!
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Cupcakes with holes!
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I... taste... power!
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{\an8}Only whoever holds
the handbook should speak!
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{\an8}Your taste is suspect, Isabella!
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{\an8}Who even thinks triangles are cute?
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{\an8}- He's more than a triangle!
- [Holly grunts]
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{\an8}That's not like me!
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[Gretchen] The choice is easy!
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Red velvet! Or donuts!
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{\an8}Pick your side!
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- Chocolate!
- Cronuts!
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Cheese plate!
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Remember, girls! Cooperate!
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Appreciate!
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Ahh!
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Flan!
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1:00 PM: taste test
the girls' cupcakes!
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[girls screaming]
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I love it! I love the taste!
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You can't see us like this!
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I guess girls do mature faster than boys.
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Your next assignment is scheming.
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Take over this model
of the Tri-State Area.
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Your time starts now.
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Doof likey.
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Well, first I would place
a robot army right here.
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Wait- wait-
that's a one-way street,
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so they would actually,
I guess be over here.
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Wait- this is no longer
a vacuum store.
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They actually sell T-I-R-E-S.
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Tires. They sell tires there-
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And who made this model?
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This can't be a restaurant.
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They're not zoned for food.
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And time's up.
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Eh, that tracks I suppose...
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Okay, we're just gonna montage
through the next few tests.
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[? upbeat music playing]
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[screams excitedly]
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[groans]
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[groans]
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[remote beeps]
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[groans]
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? Pick a side or bring the fire ?
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Cooperate, you animals!
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? Pick a side or bring the fire ?
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? Bring the fire, and watch it... ?
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? Burn ?
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? Watch it all burn ?
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? Watch your back,
I'm ready to rumble ?
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? Were gonna see which way
the cupcake crumbles ?
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? We bake them from scratch ?
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? You've met your match ?
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? I'm gonna earn my anarchy patch ?
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? Watch it burn ?
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? Watch it all burn ?
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[screams]
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- ? You want vanilla, but I'm seeing red ?
- ? Velvet ?
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? I think there's something
wrong with your head ?
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? I'm not sweet, I'm sour ?
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? I'm hungry for power ?
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? And this escalated
in less than an hour ?
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? Watch it burn ?
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? Watch it all burn ?
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? Watch it burn ?
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? Watch it all burn ?
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Are there any more tests?
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No, you completed all the tests.
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But our system is down,
so you'll have to come back tomorrow.
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What? Tomorrow?
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Or you can do it all online.
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Online? That was
an option this whole time?
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Well, ain't that a kick in the-
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Ow!
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{\an8}They really need to add
a section for this in the handbook.
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This is seriously out of control.
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But I feel so safe with you, Isabella.
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Like nothing bad will ever happen-
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[screams]
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Man, that was difficult.
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It used to be so easy,
just like filling out a piece of paper
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and dropping it off.
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All right, Perry the Platypus,
you can do your thing now.
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I've got the rest of
the afternoon off. Apparently.
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[kiosk] Congratulations, you have renewed
your good business license!
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You know, I'm just gonna
take the high road
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and use this as a backstory for some-
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[kiosk] Please do not
monologue into the interface.
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I can't lie, girls.
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I'm tempted to join you all in the chaos.
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Maybe there's a patch
at the end of this very dark tunnel,
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but for the first time, I don't know...
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Down with Isa-smella!
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[screams]
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Son of a patch!
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That's it!
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[Isabella and Gretchen scream]
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Wait, wait, why is this turned on?
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Shoo, shoo bird, shoo. Huh.
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I hope my Uncooperate-Inator
didn't cause
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any problems in that
little building over there!
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[girls screaming]
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[chorus singing]
? Ooooh, la la la ?
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? Ooooh, la la la ?
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[machine turns off]
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[fire crackling]
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That was... weird.
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- What happened?
- I have no idea.
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So, how about red velvet...
with vanilla frosting?
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[all girls] Yay!
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See? Everything works out
when you cooperate.
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[screaming]
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{\an8}-? You want vanilla, but I'm seeing red ?
- ? Velvet ?
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{\an8}? I think there's something
wrong with your head ?
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{\an8}? I'm not sweet, I'm sour ?
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{\an8}? I'm hungry for power ?
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{\an8}? And this escalated
in less than an hour ?
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{\an8}? Watch it burn ?
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{\an8}? Watch it all burn ?
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{\an8}? Watch it burn ?
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{\an8}? Watch it all burn ?
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