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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,580 What are we doing here anyways? 2 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:28,980 I have a victory speech to prepare. 3 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:32,680 And let me tell you, it's going to be so fantastic. 4 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:39,640 It's going to be the best victory speech that the great Americans have ever 5 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,640 heard. 6 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,520 Oh, seriously. 7 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,700 I won this election by landslide. 8 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,180 You're a loser. 9 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,560 Loser. 10 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,120 Oh, hello. 11 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,100 You're both here. 12 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,640 Thank you both for waiting. 13 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:09,000 With all due respect, Mr. President, what are we both doing here? 14 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:15,240 Exactly. This is my office now. I've won. The two of you need to beat it, 15 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,800 because you are both losers. 16 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,300 Well, it turns out we have a bit of a problem. 17 00:02:22,590 --> 00:02:23,590 Now what? 18 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:24,890 What is it, Mr. President? 19 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:26,230 Spit it out, dummy. 20 00:02:26,470 --> 00:02:30,670 Well, as it turns out, I got the election results here. 21 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:36,790 And, uh... It's a tie. 22 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:41,650 No. 23 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:46,690 That is not true. That is impossible. 24 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:48,830 She is a liar. 25 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,390 You are a liar. 26 00:02:50,650 --> 00:02:51,930 And you are both losers. 27 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:57,010 There is no way that I have lost because all I have ever done is win. 28 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,750 I demand a rematch. 29 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,370 A rematch. 30 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:04,730 Well, now, now, Mr. Trump, Hillary, both of you, calm the fuck down. 31 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:05,970 All right? 32 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:09,770 It turns out I have a solution to this problem. 33 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:18,270 Now, what's going to happen right now is both of you guys are going to make love 34 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:19,830 to my lovely wife, Michelle, isn't it? 35 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:23,370 And whoever's better at fucking wins the presidency. 36 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,550 Excuse me. 37 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:29,130 I am the best at lovemaking. 38 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,530 I am so fantastic. 39 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:34,990 And I can eat the pussy as well. 40 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:37,630 I'm incredible at eating the pussy. 41 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:40,350 I will take care of you, Michelle. 42 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:42,670 Excuse me. 43 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,730 Mr. President, you just grabbed her. 44 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,650 You just grabbed. 45 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,100 Her by the... By the vajayjay. 46 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,040 You can say it. It's cool. 47 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:55,480 I am the best at fucking. 48 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,420 I am so fantastic at fucking. 49 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,800 They talk about it in China. 50 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:03,660 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure the cock is huge. 51 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:05,960 Come on. 52 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,280 Come on. 53 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,380 It's okay. 54 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:10,420 I'm going to eat her pussy. 55 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:14,000 And I'm going to eat her pussy better than anyone's ever eaten her pussy. 56 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,540 Just can't be... Can't be serious. 57 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:18,089 Mr. Trump, observe. 58 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:24,350 Just grab me by the... Grab her by the pussy. Grab her by the pussy. Oh, man. 59 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:29,650 course she won't do it. She's so crooked. She's a chicken. 60 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:33,490 You know what? 61 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:35,130 He's going down. 62 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:36,610 He's going down. 63 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:39,230 Literally. 64 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:42,490 A little presidential humor. 65 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,830 Oh. 66 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,650 Oh. 67 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,390 Am I the best for theater or what? 68 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:40,330 You're so good. 69 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:43,670 I know I'm fantastic. 70 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:47,490 Don't lie to me, Michelle. 71 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:49,870 You're right. 72 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,760 Contrary to the rumors, blacks do eat pussy. I'll just have you know. 73 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,520 Wait, 74 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,240 wait. You're black? 75 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,040 Oh, half. 76 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,160 Half and half. 77 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,200 I wouldn't be pregnant otherwise. 78 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:09,000 Pussy's all the same, though. 79 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:28,990 Oh. 80 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,050 Oh. 81 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,720 I'm out of secretary. 82 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:54,450 Thank you. 83 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,416 Thank you. 84 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,340 Sure, every once in a while. 85 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:43,780 Make it easier to poke. 86 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,320 I've never been president that way. 87 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,040 Fuck. 88 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,100 Fuck. 89 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:16,040 Bad secretary. 90 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,040 Bad secretary. Oh, yeah. 91 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:23,960 No more Benghazi. Tell me. No more Benghazi. Tell me. 92 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,420 Oh, fuck. 93 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,160 Oh, my God. 94 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:57,860 You're a liar. 95 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:03,140 I'll never lie. 96 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,740 That was so good. Thank you. 97 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,280 He does. 98 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,450 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, 99 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:51,870 yes. 100 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,240 Oh my god. 101 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,460 I told you I was fantastic. 102 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,620 Vagina. 103 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:34,740 Vagina. 104 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,200 Vagina. 105 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,080 I like that. 106 00:13:54,319 --> 00:13:55,319 Oh, yes. 107 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,920 Yeah. 108 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,980 Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:16,870 That's it. 110 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:17,970 That's it. 111 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,670 Come on. 112 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,350 Hide the evidence. 113 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:23,670 Hide the evidence. 114 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,390 You're looking because it hurts. 115 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,920 I love women. 116 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,240 I love women. 117 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,500 Grab him by the pussy. 118 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:56,400 Women around the world love me. I'm terrible. 119 00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:58,780 Not so much. 120 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:00,220 I love your mother. 121 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,260 Speaking of pussy, I want to get back in. 122 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:25,660 Shit. Shit. 123 00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:52,970 Oh, my God. 124 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:45,670 I'm going to out -fuck you. 125 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,050 We'll see who gets to be president. 126 00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,670 fucking man. 127 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,730 That's not how a winner smacks an ass. 128 00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,690 Fuck us. 129 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,410 Oh, yeah. 130 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:24,130 I have to tell you, it's a lot bigger than I thought it'd be. 131 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,290 I'm still gonna win. 132 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:44,689 Oh, 133 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:51,310 fuck 134 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,310 yeah. 135 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,880 What the fuck? 136 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,150 That's a good one. 137 00:21:34,179 --> 00:21:35,500 Oh, yeah. 138 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,720 Oh, yeah. 139 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:41,220 Oh, yeah. 140 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,400 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 141 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:15,420 Like that. 142 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,240 Like that. 143 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,160 Don't tell me you got the sniffles. 144 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,420 Yes. 145 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,440 The Clintons are a dynasty. 146 00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:06,440 I'll out -fuck you any day. 147 00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:39,610 After you. 148 00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:42,890 Mr. Trump. 149 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,310 Hi, wifey. 150 00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:50,950 Fucking? Yes. 151 00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:53,450 I'll show you fucking. 152 00:23:56,610 --> 00:23:59,070 Look at your wife. 153 00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:01,350 Fucking. 154 00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:28,810 That's how we roll, darling. 155 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:30,310 Oh, my God. 156 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,690 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 157 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:00,070 Oh, my God. 158 00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:06,870 Oh, my God. 159 00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:09,010 Oh, my God. 160 00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:10,410 Oh, my God. 161 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:15,190 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 162 00:25:41,459 --> 00:25:44,500 I love you. 163 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,280 Show them how to do it. 164 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:10,240 Show them how to do it. Show them how to do it. 165 00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:25,830 I'm a terrific fucker. 166 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:44,870 Hillary, 167 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:50,430 if you can't please a man, how do you plan to please this country? 168 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,490 You look pretty pleased to me. 169 00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:04,370 Your oral skills in the oral office are excellent. 170 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,510 Thank you, Mr. Trump. 171 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:18,510 The Claytons are well -versed. 172 00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:20,050 And oral skills. 173 00:27:48,419 --> 00:27:51,220 Oh, my 174 00:27:51,220 --> 00:28:10,800 God. 175 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,500 Thank you, Mr. Sloan. 176 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,460 Grace is real. It can't get lost. 177 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,240 There's hope. 178 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880 Hope for America. 179 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,400 It's time for a change, America. 180 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:05,620 Yes. It's time for a change. 181 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:06,900 It's time for a change. 182 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800 It's beautiful. 183 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,840 It's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 184 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,980 It's time for a change in the park. I think so. 185 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:32,020 Oh, Mr. President. 186 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:34,860 We're going to need some voters over this, Mr. Spock. 187 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,900 Oh, yeah. 188 00:30:06,550 --> 00:30:07,570 Yes, yes, yes! 189 00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:53,190 Oh, fuck. 190 00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:54,730 Yeah, 191 00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:59,310 yeah, yeah. Yeah, just fucking like that. Oh, my. 192 00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:02,830 Fuck. Oh, to the people. 193 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,130 Oh. Oh, to the people. Yes. 194 00:31:05,390 --> 00:31:08,070 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 195 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:10,290 Oh. 196 00:31:12,550 --> 00:31:14,750 Oh. Oh. 197 00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:16,650 Oh. 198 00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:18,290 Oh. 199 00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:31,820 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 200 00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,340 Uh -huh. 201 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:36,360 Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God, yes. 202 00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:37,760 Uh -huh, yes. 203 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,740 Oh, fuck, yes. 204 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,960 Oh, 205 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:45,820 fuck, yes. 206 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,600 Oh, 207 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,680 fuck, yes. 208 00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:30,080 I love you. 209 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:10,120 Oh, my God. 210 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,850 Oh my God. 211 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:38,110 Oh my God. 212 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,040 Yes. 213 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,980 Yes. Yes. Yes. 214 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:18,610 Right, here's how you do it. 215 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,960 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm like fucking gonna fuck. 216 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,160 But you didn't know. I didn't know. 217 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,960 I didn't know. I didn't know. 218 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:40,260 I didn't know. 219 00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:07,150 Nuclear, baby. 220 00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:09,110 Thermal nuclear fist pump. 221 00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:12,850 Your hair looks better. 222 00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:14,550 What did you do? 223 00:36:15,850 --> 00:36:21,170 Oh, my God. 224 00:36:23,170 --> 00:36:25,110 Get that tie off your face. 225 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:29,150 I'm your mother. I know. 226 00:36:32,930 --> 00:36:33,930 Oh, God. 227 00:36:34,030 --> 00:36:35,030 Oh, yes. 228 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,730 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, 229 00:36:38,670 --> 00:36:39,670 yes, yes. 230 00:36:40,190 --> 00:36:41,850 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 231 00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:43,490 Oh, yes, yes, 232 00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:48,070 yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, 233 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:48,070 yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, 234 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,170 yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, 235 00:36:50,450 --> 00:36:50,948 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 236 00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:53,570 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, 237 00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:54,650 yes, yes. 238 00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,130 Oh, yes, 239 00:36:56,890 --> 00:36:57,368 yes, yes, yes, yes. 240 00:36:57,370 --> 00:36:59,450 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, 241 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:02,210 yes, yes, yes, 242 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,660 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 243 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,080 Oh, my 244 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:31,220 God. 245 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,160 Oh, yeah, 246 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:26,160 yeah, 247 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,160 yeah. 248 00:39:02,690 --> 00:39:09,490 I love you. 249 00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:13,110 I love you. I miss you. 250 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:14,490 I miss you already. 251 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,550 I miss you more. 252 00:39:31,830 --> 00:39:37,930 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 253 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:52,170 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 254 00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:55,990 Oh, my God. 255 00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:37,450 Oh, my 256 00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:42,730 God. 257 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:52,770 I did. No contest. 258 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:56,030 Hold it, hold it. 259 00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:58,730 Here's the simple truth. 260 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:03,410 1 % of the penises in this country are getting 90 % of the pussy. 261 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:08,610 The pussy is being scooped by a small handful of millionaires and 262 00:41:08,730 --> 00:41:12,050 In my view, it's time for a fair America. 263 00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:17,830 What the hell is this? 264 00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:22,490 Bernie here is the next president of the United States. 265 00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:25,470 Well, then why did you... What? 266 00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:31,330 Well, Michelle and I, we just wanted to get freaky in the Oval Office one last 267 00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:33,590 time. Isn't that right, honey? We sure do. 268 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:37,330 Now, if you jerks don't mind, get the fuck out of my office. 269 00:41:38,070 --> 00:41:39,070 Huh. 270 00:42:37,950 --> 00:42:38,950 Alright, one more time. 15796