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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:16,362 (tires screech) (car horn honks) 2 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,447 CAB DRIVER: Hey, watch it! 3 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,784 Ah! 4 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,000 Oh... 5 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,255 Oh, come on. 6 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,303 (grunting) 7 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,390 Hey! Blake! 8 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,393 Hey, Larry. How you doing? 9 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,686 -Hey. -Have you seen Nicky? 10 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,647 I'm pretty sure he went home with Erica. 11 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,814 It was half day today. 12 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,233 Uh, Parent Career Day. 13 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,237 (doorbell rings) 14 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,407 -Hey. -Hey, come on in. 15 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:04,535 You all right? 16 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,704 Yeah, yeah, um, 17 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,123 why didn't anybody tell me it was Career Day? 18 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,124 Wh-What do you mean? 19 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,542 Nicky said he was gonna to tell you. 20 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,545 Oh, OK. I guess he forgot. 21 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:15,463 MAN: Uh-oh. 22 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,881 -There he is. -Hey. 23 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:17,799 How are you, Larry? 24 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,259 Good. How you doin', Don? 25 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:21,886 (gulping) Good. 26 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,430 Can you believe this weather? 27 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,473 (groans) 28 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,433 (scoffs) Chilly, right? 29 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,851 Chilly, chilly, chilly. 30 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,645 Willy the Penguin... 31 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:32,647 (funky disco ring tone playing) 32 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,315 Uh, oh, leave me alone. 33 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,985 Hey, why don't I go tell the little corncob you're here? 34 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,404 Great, great, that's great. Yeah, thanks. 35 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:45,076 Wow, your fiancé really manages to squeeze a lot into that belt. 36 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,411 -(whispers) Stop it. -What? 37 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:49,205 What? No, it's like he's the, uh, 38 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,749 Batman of stockbrokers. 39 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,084 Bond trader. 40 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,711 Bond trader. Sorry. 41 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,878 Hey, how's it going with that 42 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:59,215 virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open? 43 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,009 Uh, gettin' there, still waiting for the technology 44 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,593 to catch up with the idea. I mean, it's not easy. 45 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,178 -There are a lot of moving parts. -Uh-huh. 46 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,141 Hey, do you think, um... Do you think Nick 47 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,434 would like Queens? 48 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:10,810 Oh, no. Larry... 49 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,146 you didn't get evicted again, did you? 50 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,190 I didn't... get evicted. 51 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,942 I didn't get evicted, no. I mean, I didn't... 52 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,028 No, I didn't get evicted yet. It's like a-- 53 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,362 All right, listen to me. 54 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,698 I don't know how much more of this Nicky can take. 55 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:26,576 I mean, every couple months it's a new career, a new apartment. 56 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,411 If it wasn't for Nicky, I wouldn't say anything. 57 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,912 I w-I would stay out of it. 58 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,957 It's just, it's too much instability. It's not good for him. 59 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,293 I'm trying to figure things out, right now, OK? 60 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,132 You know... 61 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,553 I don't... I don't think that Nicky should stay with you. 62 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:46,512 What? 63 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,182 Well, just... Just until you get really settled. 64 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:51,059 NICK: Hey, Dad. 65 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:52,769 Hey! 66 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,063 -Ready to carve it up? -Cool. 67 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,940 (people cheering) 68 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:00,902 LARRY: All right, good! 69 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,570 Take it, Nicky! 70 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,488 Break away! 71 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,656 -Yeah! -(grunts) 72 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,075 (whistle blowing) 73 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,202 -MAN: What are you doing? -Hey, hey, Nicky. 74 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,621 MAN: Get off the ice! 75 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:12,747 You OK? 76 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,916 I'm fine. Would you get of the ice? 77 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,584 Listen up, the left defense man 78 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,461 is a very weak skater, so you go to the left side, 79 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,463 you got a clear shot at the goal, OK? 80 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,340 -Cool, thanks. -All right, man. 81 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,300 -MAN: Come on! -We're good here. 82 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,386 We're good. All right. 83 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,971 -As you were... skaters. -(whistle blows) 84 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,681 Game on. Ow! 85 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,392 MAN: Great shot, kid! 86 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,309 LARRY: I'm good. 87 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,895 LARRY: I'm telling you, man. You tore it up out there today. 88 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:39,148 I'm thinking the NHL is a serious possibility. 89 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,734 NICKY: Yeah, I don't really wanna be a hockey player anymore. 90 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,906 -All right. What do you wanna be? -A bond trader. 91 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,742 A bond trader? 92 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,327 Yeah, it's what Don does. 93 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,037 He took me to his office last week. 94 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,665 Uh-huh. That's cool. 95 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,626 So what, you want to dress up in a monkey suit and tie every day? 96 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,962 (robotically) Like an automaton robot. 97 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,424 Trust me, you can't play hockey in a cubicle. 98 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:05,633 Kinda awkward. 99 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,302 Well, he's got a pretty big office. 100 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,472 That's not the point. Come on, you love hockey. 101 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,723 I still like it, 102 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,934 but bond tradings my fallback. 103 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,060 Your fallback? 104 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:17,645 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 105 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:19,856 You're too young to have a fallback, OK, Nicky? 106 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,650 And-and-and also, where did you ever even hear that word? 107 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,987 Mom was talking to Don about all your different schemes. 108 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,196 She called them schemes? 109 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,074 She said it was time you found a fallback. 110 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,705 Are you really moving again? 111 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,668 Uh... I don't know. We'll see. 112 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,588 I mean, there's some pretty cool places out in Queens. 113 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,423 Yeah. 114 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,968 Hey... Hey, Nicky, look at me. 115 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,971 Look at me, man. I wanna tell you something. 116 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:56,058 I know that things have been kinda up and down for me lately, 117 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,351 and that's been hard for you, 118 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,980 but I really feel like my moment is coming, and when it does, 119 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,733 every thing is just gonna come together, you know? 120 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,610 What if you're wrong, 121 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,362 and you're just an ordinary guy who should get a job? 122 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,412 All right, well... 123 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:21,876 You know what? We'll figure it out, OK? 124 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,504 All right? 125 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,214 Come on, let's get you back to Mom's. Come on. 126 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:38,017 Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency, 127 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,603 I've never seen a resume quite like yours. 128 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,021 Ah. All right! 129 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,775 That wasn't a compliment. 130 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:51,072 It says here you were the CEO of Snap-Time Industries. 131 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,366 Care to elaborate on that? 132 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,661 Sure, well, that was the, uh, umbrella corporation 133 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,704 for my invention, the Snapper. 134 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,540 You know, you snap, lights come on. 135 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,291 -Snap, they come off. -Uh-uh-uh... 136 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,252 Didn't they already make that? 137 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,172 No, no, that's the Clapper. 138 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,342 Which obviously... stole a bit of our thunder. 139 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,428 Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is. 140 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,889 I mean... you know, whatever. 141 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,809 But, um, apparently, there is a significant... 142 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,687 portion of the population that has trouble actually... 143 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:24,730 snapping. 144 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,023 Clapping's easier. 145 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,734 Debatable. 146 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:30,945 I can't help you. 147 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,197 Uh, Debbie... 148 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:34,824 Can I call you Debbie? 149 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,994 'Cause, uh, I felt a connection when I entered this office, 150 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,579 and I don't know, I feel like you did, too. 151 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,165 I didn't feel a connection. 152 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:47,545 Look... 153 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,174 I need a job tomorrow, OK? 154 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,676 If I don't have one... 155 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,512 I just need it, OK? 156 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,390 Well, I don't know, I... 157 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,393 I might have one thing. 158 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:07,523 They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but, uh... 159 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,482 Great. 160 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,443 Who knows? 161 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,113 You might get lucky. 162 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,038 (sighs) 163 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,608 -Excuse me. Hi. -Hi. 164 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,984 Uh, I'm Larry Daley. 165 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,321 I've got a job interview with Cecil Fredericks. 166 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,115 Right. Uh, he should still be in his office. 167 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,576 -Great. -I'm Rebecca Hutman. 168 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,203 -I'm a docent here. -Hi. 169 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,497 Well, let me point you in the right direction. 170 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,414 Great. 171 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,752 LARRY: Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right? 172 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,671 Yes, a great visionary. 173 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,089 LARRY: Yes, definitely. 174 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,841 He was our fourth president, right? 175 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,343 -26th. -26th. 176 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,720 MAN (claps hands) Eh! Please don't touch the exhibits! 177 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,515 -Get down. -I mean... riffraff. 178 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,225 Miss Hutman, 179 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,352 I cannot tolerate this type of chaos. 180 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,562 I mean, this is a museum, not a... 181 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:30,398 a-a-a... 182 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,817 Do you know what "museum" means? 183 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,986 I-It doesn't mean, "Ooh, Daddy, 184 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,988 it's a big tyrannosaurus thing. 185 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,490 Can I touch his leg?" No! 186 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,826 Work it out, please. 187 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,577 Will do, sir. 188 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,495 Thank you. 189 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,581 Dr. McPhee, the museum director. 190 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,126 -Hm. Seems like a fun guy. -(McPhee claps hands) 191 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,169 Control your young, please, can we? 192 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,087 Oh... 193 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:05,641 Hello? 194 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,726 Ah-ha, ha! 195 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,643 Just kidding. 196 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,771 Hi. I'm, uh, I'm Larry Daley. 197 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,981 A-Are you Mr. Fredericks? 198 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,275 No, Mr. Fredericks was my father. 199 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,318 I am Cecil. Good to meet you, Larry. 200 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,571 Nice firm handshake, I like that. 201 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:19,739 Tells a lot about a man. 202 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,490 Come on in. 203 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,117 -(door creaks) -OK. 204 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:29,331 -Let's talk turkey here. -OK. 205 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,919 The museum is losing money, hand over fist. 206 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,797 I guess kids today don't care about wax figures or... 207 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,424 stuffed animals. 208 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,636 So they're downsizing, which is code for firing. 209 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,889 Myself and the other two night guards. 210 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,558 They want to replace us with one new guy. 211 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,768 Oh. Sorry. 212 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,311 Well, I mean, what are you gonna do? 213 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,523 I'd like you to meet my two colleagues here. 214 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:55,983 Reginald. 215 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:56,901 (shouts) Gus! 216 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,360 Aah! Where is he? 217 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,154 I'll beat him with my fist! 218 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,947 What? Ohh! 219 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,783 Gus, this is Larry Daley, 220 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,785 the kid who wants to be the new night guard. 221 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,412 Whoa! Uh, night guard? 222 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,080 No, no, the lady at the agency said 223 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,582 this was a museum position. 224 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,627 Most important position in the museum, Larry. 225 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,837 He looks like a weirdie. 226 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,090 CECIL : He's a wonderful guard, terrible people skills. 227 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:23,469 Now listen, lunch box, don't try anything funny. 228 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,181 I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan. 229 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,892 You never fought John L. Sullivan in your life. 230 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,812 CECIL: Gentlemen, we have a job candidate here. 231 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,689 He's got an excellent resume, a winning attitude, 232 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,024 and I say let's give him a shot. 233 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,068 -What do you say? -Uh, hang on a sec. 234 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,112 I think I might wanna have a little time just to think it over. 235 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,740 Do you want the job or not, snack shack? 236 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,411 No, no, I want the job... 237 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,247 Welcome to the night guards, Larry. 238 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,125 Larry, meet me up on the second floor. 239 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,920 I'll slip into my orthopedics and give you a little tour. 240 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,838 Arthritic knees. 241 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,756 Not fun getting old, my friend. 242 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,341 Go on. 243 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,516 You really think he's the one? 244 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,019 Oh, yes... 245 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,771 he's the one. 246 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,830 Gotta keep it movin', Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man. 247 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,500 This is the, uh, Diorama Room. 248 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,669 Oh, yeah. 249 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,255 I remember these little guys. 250 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,549 Cute. 251 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,012 (echoing) Cecil? 252 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,305 (breaker clanks in distance) 253 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,808 Hey, Cecil? 254 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,158 -Did I get you good? -Yeah. 255 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,076 You... got me. 256 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,415 Seriously, though, 257 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,833 no foolin' around in here. 258 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,710 This stuff is really old. 259 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,754 All right, then. 260 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,798 As you can see, it's pretty quiet in here these days. 261 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,594 On the left, there, is your Attila the Hun. 262 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,641 And here we have our Easter Island head. 263 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,685 MAN: Hey, Cecil. 264 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,272 -(birds chirping) -And this, 265 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:44,234 of course, is the Hall of African Mammals. 266 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,653 LARRY: Ah, yes. 267 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,280 Ooh, monkeys. 268 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,032 LARRY: I love monkeys. 269 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,702 -Yeah. -Guy is cute. 270 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,872 CECIL: Yeah, we... we call him Dexter. 271 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,250 He's quite a little... ball of fun, aren't ya, Dexter? 272 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,546 Moving on. 273 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,679 And finally, this is the Temple of the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah. 274 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,596 Wow. 275 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,767 And in that, uh, tomb right down there... 276 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,477 -Uh-huh? -...the pharaoh himself. 277 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,396 Neat. 278 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,940 CECIL: And hanging on the wall behind him 279 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,150 was his most prized possession: 280 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,278 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. 281 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,991 24-carat gold. It's worth a fortune. 282 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,617 Huh. Very cool. 283 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,995 It is, indeed, Larry. 284 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,247 Very cool. 285 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,671 All right, report here at 5:00 tomorrow. 286 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,548 We'll walk you through your duties. 287 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,008 LARRY: Yeah, five, I'll be here. 288 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,676 CECIL: Moving on. 289 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,346 Hey, it's me. 290 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,223 So, uh, I got a job. 291 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,600 ERICA: Oh, Larry, that's great. What is it? 292 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,645 Um, it's, uh, it's a job 293 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,523 at the, um, at the Museum of Natural History. 294 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,316 -Uh-huh. -Yeah. 295 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,360 So, uh, you can tell Nicky that we won't be moving. 296 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,862 Larry, this is good news. 297 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:10,904 Yeah, no, definitely. 298 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,698 So, uh, I'll see you tomorrow? 299 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,116 -OK. -OK. Bye. 300 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,087 Larry, your keys. 301 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,465 -Your torch. -Right. 302 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,175 You're gonna wanna strap those to your belt. 303 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,636 Now, it can get a little spooky around here at night, 304 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,889 so you might wanna put a few lights on. 305 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,392 All right, flashlight, keys, what am I for...? Oh! 306 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,147 The instruction manual. 307 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:50,527 Instructions. You start with one, two, three... 308 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,445 Four? 309 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,238 Are you cracking wise? 310 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,034 I ought to punch you in the nose, Hopscotch. 311 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,577 Leave him alone, Gus. 312 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,995 You got it covered, right, Larry? 313 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,747 Yeah, yeah, I got it. 314 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,499 You better get it! 315 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,793 CECIL: Gus! Larry, 316 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,629 do 'em in order, do 'em all, and do them quick. 317 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,006 And the most important thing of all to remember, 318 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,801 don't let anything in or out. 319 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,553 -Out? -Good luck, son. 320 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,430 Night, Gus. 321 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,724 GUS: Young buck. Cracking wise. 322 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,642 CECIL: Moving on. 323 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,192 (door slams) 324 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,820 (lock clicks) 325 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:36,824 (switches clanking) 326 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,345 (over P.A.) Hello. Ooh. 327 00:18:58,887 --> 00:18:59,847 Hello. 328 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,890 Check. 329 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,476 (deep voice) Check. 330 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:09,022 I... am... Larry. 331 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,607 Check. Larry. 332 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,234 (imitates record scratching) L-L, L-L, L-L, Larry! 333 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,528 (beat boxing) 334 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,617 Monday! Monday! Monday! 335 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,829 Monster truck rally. 336 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,415 ♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪ 337 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,709 ♪ It's the thrill of the fight ♪ 338 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:33,380 ♪ Rising up to the challenge of our rivals ♪ 339 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,632 ♪ And the last known survivor... ♪ 340 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,843 ♪ Do-do, do-do, do-doo... ♪ 341 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,596 (imitates wailing electric guitar solo) 342 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,976 (snoring) 343 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,318 -(grunts) -(phone clattering) 344 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,467 (whistling "Dem Bones") 345 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:45,661 Cecil! 346 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,583 OK, very funny, Cecil. 347 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,630 Well, is this like a David Copperfield thing? 348 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,348 This is weird. 349 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,067 Cecil? 350 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,171 (bones rattling) 351 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,522 -(roars) -(gasps) 352 00:21:59,109 --> 00:21:59,943 (Larry screaming) 353 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,452 Come on. 354 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:11,079 Revolve! Revolve! 355 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,582 (T-Rex roaring) 356 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,882 (T-Rex roaring) 357 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,304 -WOMAN (on phone): Name, please? -Aah! Cecil, um... 358 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,431 -(T-Rex roaring) -Fredericks! 359 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,225 One moment. Connecting. 360 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,186 -CECIL: Hyello. -Cecil, it's Larry Daley! 361 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,188 -Larry, yes, how can I help you? -(cheering, "Tequila" playing) 362 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:39,232 The dinosaur... (screams) The dinosaur's alive. 363 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,360 I'm having a little trouble hearing you, friend. 364 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:42,944 Tequila! 365 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,571 -(T-Rex roaring) -The dinosaur's alive! 366 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,448 What do I do? Just tell me what to do! 367 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,367 Read the instructions. 368 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,826 It explains everything. 369 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:51,745 (T-Rex roaring) 370 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:52,996 OK, I got them! 371 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,247 (T-Rex roaring) 372 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:55,791 I'll see you tomorrow. 373 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:56,708 Wait, what? 374 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,884 (panting) "#1. Throw the bone." 375 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,135 What bone? 376 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:14,142 (throaty growling, raspy breathing) 377 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,529 (snarling) 378 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,535 (roar) 379 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,499 (panting) 380 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,299 (growling) 381 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,803 (footsteps thundering) 382 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,819 (light, whimsical theme plays) 383 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:06,736 Fetch? 384 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:11,992 Play fetch? 385 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,045 Whoa! 386 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,132 (grunting) 387 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,049 (trumpeting) 388 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,513 (squawking) 389 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,892 No way. 390 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:41,938 (yelling) 391 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,148 (grunting) 392 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,151 (angry yelling) 393 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:48,236 -Hey! -Huh? 394 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,446 Dumb-Dumb. 395 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,115 -Yes? -You give me gum-gum. 396 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,492 I give you gum-gum? 397 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,661 You new Dumb-Dumb, you give me gum-gum. 398 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:57,871 Shh... yeah. 399 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,289 OK. I'm... You know what? 400 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:00,707 I have no gum-gum, sorry. 401 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,501 And my name isn't Dumb-Dumb. My name's Larry. 402 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,170 No. Your name Dumb-Dumb. 403 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,087 (screaming) 404 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:09,633 Oh, you in trouble, Dumb-Dumb. 405 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:11,259 You better run-run 406 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,677 from Attila the Hun-Hun. 407 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:13,678 (screaming) 408 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,141 See you later, Dumb-Dumb. 409 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,019 (warriors' yells echoing through hall) 410 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,650 -(Huns screaming) -(bell ringing) 411 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:34,282 No! 412 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:37,244 (screaming) 413 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,164 (choked shout) 414 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:43,667 -(thud) -Oh! 415 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,212 (Muzak version of Barry Manilow's "Mandy" plays) 416 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,758 (panting) 417 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:53,843 (elevator bell dings) 418 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:55,637 What's happening? 419 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,225 (bell dings) 420 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:03,895 (bell dings) 421 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,033 (speaks native language) 422 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,204 (hawk screeching) 423 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,290 (moose braying) 424 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,710 (no audio) 425 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,217 (bird screeching) 426 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,053 Hey. 427 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:39,848 How you doin'? 428 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,605 Are you... You're... 429 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,858 Sa... Sakagawa... wea? 430 00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:51,651 You're Sak-a-ga-wea? 431 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:54,863 Oh, Sakagawea. You're Sakagawea? 432 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,241 The glass. I can't... 433 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,035 (no audio) hear you.. 434 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,953 You... You can't... 435 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:02,996 You can't hear me? 436 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,291 Excuse me. Ooh, it says that the Lewis and Clark... 437 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,335 Right, so that's Lewis and Clark, and you're... 438 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,920 Right. You seem... 439 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,130 I'm Larry. 440 00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:14,215 What's going on? What's... 441 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,134 Do you know what's going on here? 442 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:18,637 (distant shouting) 443 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,846 Huns. I gotta... 444 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:28,188 (metal scraping) 445 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,564 (firing shots) 446 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,400 -(metal scraping) -Oh! 447 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:53,797 (speaking native language) 448 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,555 "#2. Lock up the lions or they'll eat you." 449 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,892 (marching footsteps) 450 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,352 Hey, hi. 451 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,689 Tin-man, hey, hi. Uh, how you doing? 452 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,942 I'm new here, and it says I'm supposed to lock up the lions, or they'll eat me. 453 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,027 (speaking Italian) 454 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,737 You're Galileo? No? 455 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,197 Tourista. 456 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,491 -(trumpeting) -Whoa. 457 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:22,784 (bellowing) 458 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:24,744 Whoa! 459 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,871 -(roaring) -(screams) 460 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,415 (screams) 461 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,752 (mammoth trumpeting) 462 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,967 (trumpeting) 463 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:42,470 OK. Hey. 464 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,013 -I'm the, uh... -(roars) 465 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:49,894 Hi. I'm the new guy, and I'm just, uh, just locking up, so... 466 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,396 (screeching and bellowing) 467 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:52,814 If it's cool with you, 468 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,358 I'm just gonna get my paperwork and, uh... 469 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,401 (chittering) 470 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,236 ...be out of your hair, OK? 471 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,451 (snarling) 472 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,329 (trumpeting) 473 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,709 Whoa. 474 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:13,710 (snake hissing) 475 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:22,469 (monkey chattering) 476 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,429 (snarls) 477 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,434 Whoa! 478 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,739 (elephant trumpets) 479 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,203 (distant snarl) 480 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,252 (panting) "Double-check your belt. 481 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,962 The monkey probably stole your keys." 482 00:29:59,005 --> 00:29:59,839 Monkey? 483 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:00,757 (chittering) 484 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,261 Hey! Hey, there. 485 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,388 Hi, what's your name? Your name's... 486 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,307 No, no, no. Come back. 487 00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:10,225 Come back. 488 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,477 Dewey? Is that your name? Dewey? 489 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,355 No, no, no, what's...? Dewey. Dexter. 490 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:18,942 Dexter. Dexter. Right? Hey, Dexter. You wanna give me those keys? 491 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,610 I just wanna lock up. 492 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,111 -(chittering) -Yes. 493 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,655 Oh, good, come to Papa. 494 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,282 Oh, thank you. Can I have those keys? 495 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,451 Oh, good. What a good boy. 496 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,037 That's OK. Oh. Oh, thank you. 497 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,831 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's OK. 498 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,749 Thank you very, very much. 499 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,292 -(screams) -(crunching) 500 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,884 Oh! Oh! 501 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,427 (monkey screeching) 502 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,388 Oh! 503 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:49,806 (screeching continues) 504 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:53,893 (splashing) 505 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,312 Eww! Oh, yuck! 506 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,648 Bad monkey! Stop that! 507 00:30:58,731 --> 00:30:59,941 Eww, that's not right. 508 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,609 Are you done? Huh? 509 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,446 Do you have an issue with me? Huh? Do you have an issue with me? 510 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,990 'Cause, if I... if I have a problem with somebody, 511 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:08,992 I don't pee on them, OK? All right? 512 00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:12,412 And also... Let me tell you something. These keys... 513 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:15,790 Hey, Dexter, that's not funny! Give it back. 514 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,458 Dexter! Dexter! Give... 515 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,296 Don't. I know what you're thinking. 516 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,631 Don't do it. Not a good idea. Mm-mm. 517 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,592 Not... Dexter! I need those. 518 00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,677 -(chittering) -Hey, don't encourage him. 519 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,430 You think you're funny for your friends? Huh? You three guys? 520 00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:31,639 You think you got... what, he's the ringleader 521 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,433 and you're like a little audience? Yeah, no. 522 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:35,518 Don't do it, OK? Look it... 523 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,436 You! 524 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:38,605 (screeching) 525 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:43,735 (roaring) 526 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,993 -Oh, this is not happening. -(chittering) 527 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,336 (panting) Oh, man. 528 00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:12,013 -(whizzing, then soft thud) -Ow! 529 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:22,982 -Whoa. -(whizzing, then soft thud) 530 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,192 Oh! Ah! 531 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,111 (groans) 532 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,614 (muffled) What are you guys doing? 533 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,158 I can't feel my lip. 534 00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:35,078 Oh, thit. 535 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,829 -(rapid whizzing) -Oh! 536 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:39,290 Aah! Aah! Aah! 537 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,625 Man! 538 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:44,629 (splutters) 539 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:47,256 CHORUS: ♪ Doodah, doodah, the Camptown racetrack's ♪ 540 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,801 ♪ Five miles long, oh, the doo-dah day ♪ 541 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,261 ♪ I come down there with my hat caved in ♪ 542 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,138 ♪ Doodah, doodah ♪ 543 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,265 ♪ I go back home with a pocketful of tin ♪ 544 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,767 ♪ Oh, the doo-dah day ♪ 545 00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:01,646 ♪ Gwine to run all night, gwine to run all day ♪ 546 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,523 ♪ I'll bet my money on a bob-tail nag ♪ 547 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:05,024 (whip cracks) 548 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:05,984 Hey. 549 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,443 -(shouting) -Hey. 550 00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:10,530 Hey, stop that. 551 00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:11,698 (clamoring) 552 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:13,324 (shouts) 553 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,077 Yee-haw! 554 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,870 Hog-tie him, boys! 555 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,039 -(whooping) -Get him! 556 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,583 That big old bocephus of a man! 557 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,669 -LARRY: Hey, what are you doing? -Cinch him up real good! 558 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,379 You ain't so big now, are you, boy? 559 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,131 LARRY: Hey. Hey. Stop that. 560 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,215 (workers singing in Chinese) 561 00:33:29,298 --> 00:33:31,092 -MAN: Whoo-whee! -(man clears throat) 562 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,595 Every night, year after year, 563 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:38,141 one of you guards locks us up in these boxes. 564 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:41,310 Well, I hereby say, sir... enough! 565 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,854 (all cheering) 566 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:45,356 Fire up the iron horse, boys. 567 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,151 Here she come. 568 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:54,699 Hey, blondie. 569 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,325 Name's Jedediah. 570 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,411 All right, Jedediah, stop the train, please. 571 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:00,830 It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack. 572 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:02,123 What's going on here, huh? 573 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,500 -Somebody's got to pay. -Pay for what? 574 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,544 I don't know! Just pay. 575 00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:09,380 Now stop whining and just take it like a man! 576 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:11,549 (whistle blowing) 577 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,887 Seriously, stop the train. 578 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,639 -All right, stop the train! -Thank you. 579 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,933 No, full speed ahead and ram him! 580 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,144 Split his head like a watermelon! 581 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,520 Ooh! Ow. 582 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:26,689 For crying out loud. 583 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,399 All right, that's enough. 584 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,485 We got a breach! 585 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:31,819 (slow-motion grunting) 586 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:34,572 (little people screaming) 587 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,866 (Larry grunting in slow-motion) 588 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,328 MAN: I got him. 589 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,580 I got him, guys! 590 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,749 I got him-- (screams) 591 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,129 Oh, my... 592 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:51,756 Prepare the catapults. 593 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,466 JEDEDIAH: Whoa, Octavius, hold on. 594 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:56,552 This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land! 595 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,180 Hey, hey, hey, little guy. Jed. Yeah. 596 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,265 Sorry, look. I just, I'm not a giant, OK? 597 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,143 -I'm just like an average-sized-- -Don't talk down to me. 598 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,104 I'm not a giant, guys. All right? 599 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,480 You guys are really little. 600 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:11,984 We may be small, but our hearts are large! 601 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,694 Metaphorically speaking. 602 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,489 Don't take that the wrong way. I'm saying you're miniatures. 603 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:19,784 Silence! The Roman Empire knows no boundaries! 604 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,244 -OFFICER: Steady, men! -Don't you do it, son! 605 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,328 -Do what? -Steady! 606 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:24,163 -Octavius! -Don't do what? 607 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:27,458 -Unleash hell! -D'oh! 608 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,710 -Fire! -Whoa! Whoa! 609 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,003 Release the catapults! 610 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:33,840 Aah! Ouch! 611 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:37,885 Ow. Ow! Ow! 612 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,595 TED: Climb aboard, boy. 613 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,098 Take the hand, son. 614 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,476 On board. 615 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:51,440 JEDEDIAH: That's right. You better run, boy! You hear Jedediah? 616 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,110 That mustachioed horseman ain't always gonna be there 617 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:55,987 to protect you, you hear me? 618 00:35:57,363 --> 00:36:00,074 Uh... uh, thank you. 619 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,826 Not at all. Theodore Roosevelt. 620 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:05,079 26th president of these United States of America, at your service. 621 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,126 OK. Uh, I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard. 622 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,672 Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley. 623 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,132 You'll have to excuse me, though. 624 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,676 The hunt is afoot. 625 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,554 Hunt's afoot. 626 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:23,347 -(T-Rex roaring) -Um, OK. 627 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:26,017 Excuse me, Mr. President, can I ask you something? 628 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,810 Yes, but just one question. 629 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,520 All right, OK. Why? Is it like just 630 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,272 some like three wishes kind of deal, or...? 631 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:32,398 (speaking native language) 632 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,357 (shouting in native language) 633 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:34,275 Not at all. 634 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,652 Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. 635 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:39,071 A man must look inward to find his own answers. 636 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:40,990 How can I be of help? 637 00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:42,116 All right, well, I... 638 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,994 I don't really know how to put this, and please don't take it the wrong way, 639 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:48,080 but isn't everything in this museum supposed to be, you know... 640 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:49,415 -...dead? -...dead? 641 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,126 Yeah. 642 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:53,336 Follow me. 643 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,507 You're out of luck, Pharaoh. 644 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:01,594 You've been in there 54 years. You're not getting out tonight. 645 00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:02,929 (Pharaoh screaming) 646 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,805 There's the source of all this commotion. 647 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,476 TEDDY: The Tablet of Ahkmenrah. 648 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:13,064 It arrived here in 1952 from the Nile expedition. 649 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,441 On that night, 650 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:19,528 everything in this museum came to life... 651 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,281 and every night since. 652 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:30,831 So everything in the museum comes to life every night? 653 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:31,874 Exactly. 654 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:35,503 And I'm supposed to do what? 655 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,338 You're the night watchman, Lawrence, 656 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,091 a venerable position in this institution. 657 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:43,886 Come on, lad. 658 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,972 All right, OK, this is impossible. 659 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,223 Nothing's impossible. 660 00:37:47,306 --> 00:37:48,766 If it could be dreamed, it could be done. 661 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,768 Hence the 20-foot jackal staring at you right now. 662 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,228 Don't make eye contact! 663 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,898 Your job is to make sure that everyone stays inside the museum. 664 00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,818 Because if the sun rises and anyone's on the outside, 665 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,319 we turn to dust. 666 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,154 You turn to dust? 667 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:03,948 Dust. 668 00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:05,533 -Really? -Really. 669 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,451 Now, it's almost dawn. 670 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,328 I shall help you restore order tonight, 671 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,123 but mark my words, it's the last time I shall ever do so. 672 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,040 Is that clear? 673 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,419 Yeah. I mean, I mean, I guess. 674 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:17,712 I don't... I'm, I... 675 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:18,879 Stop babbling, boy! 676 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:20,548 Yes or no? 677 00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:22,383 -Yes. -Good! 678 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,926 Let's ride. 679 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:35,938 LARRY: All right, 680 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,607 so all the reptiles are secure. 681 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:48,117 What are you lookin' at? 682 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:53,247 I'm, uh... tracking, dear boy. 683 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,666 Man's got to track. 684 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,376 Welcome to the family, Lawrence. 685 00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,628 See you tomorrow night. 686 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,465 Actually, I gotta be honest. 687 00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:04,133 -I don't think I'm comin' back. -What? 688 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,718 You've only just begun. 689 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,554 Yeah, well, this is not exactly what I... 690 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:09,722 -Lawrence. -Yeah? 691 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:11,390 What did you do before you took this post? 692 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:14,268 Uh, well, I've done a lot of different things. 693 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,604 I, um, I invented this thing called the Snapper. 694 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,064 Did you give up on that, as well? 695 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,524 No. I didn't... No, I just hit a few roadblocks. 696 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:21,817 You might have heard of the Clapper. That's-- 697 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:22,777 -Lawrence. -Yes, sir. 698 00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:24,487 Some men are born great. 699 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,698 Others have greatness thrust upon them. 700 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:32,078 For you, this is that very moment. 701 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:46,425 (blade rings) 702 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:00,731 Bully! 703 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:01,941 Got you, boy. 704 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,609 Yeah, you got me. 705 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:04,527 Mm-hmm. 706 00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,613 -(Jed screaming) -(Larry screams) 707 00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:09,657 Say hello to your little friend! 708 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,159 -Hey! -What are you doing? 709 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,494 Put me down! 710 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,621 I don't like to be manhandled. 711 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,039 Just calm down, Jed. 712 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:19,083 It doesn't feel good. 713 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,836 It makes me feel small and powerless. 714 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:23,629 -You done? -I'm gonna shoot you 715 00:40:23,712 --> 00:40:26,590 in your dang eye, in your dad-gum eye. 716 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:27,967 (gun clicks) 717 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,260 Yeah, keep shooting. 718 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:30,594 Nothing's gonna happen. 719 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,471 Now you know my shame. 720 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,599 Jedediah's impotent rage. 721 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,686 His guns don't fire. Take me away. 722 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:41,814 JEDEDIAH: This ain't over. You ain't seen the last of me. 723 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:43,065 I don't want to hear it, OK? 724 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,733 -(T-Rex roaring, Jed screams) -Whoa! 725 00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:51,490 Bigger they are, the harder they fall. 726 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,242 This is not worth $11.50 an hour. 727 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:56,370 JEDEDIAH: Look, the giant's scared. There's a bigger giant running around. 728 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,398 (quiet crackling) 729 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,367 Hello! 730 00:41:36,368 --> 00:41:37,203 Larry? 731 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:40,706 Larry? 732 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:46,295 (Larry screaming, men gasp) 733 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,130 -Oh! -Oh, don't do that. 734 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,132 We're too old for surprises. 735 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,717 Really? I thought you liked surprises. 736 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,719 Like, uh, how you surprised me with the fact that 737 00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:55,471 everything in the museum comes to life at night. 738 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,806 That little... sweetheart. 739 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,476 Larry, we wanted to tell you. You never would've believed us. 740 00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,394 Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight? 741 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:03,729 -What? -I said do you have any idea 742 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:04,980 what I've been through tonight, Gus? 743 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,982 Keep a lid on it, butterscotch! 744 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,193 Look, I don't-I don't even know if what happened last night 745 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:10,945 was real or not, but I did not sign up for this 746 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,446 OK? I just need a regular job 747 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,490 that-that-that-that's not life-threatening 748 00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:15,407 and pays my bills. 749 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,535 So thank you very much, and, uh, 750 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,162 I left my uniform in the office, and I will be seeing you. 751 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:21,080 Larry! 752 00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:28,504 NICK: Dad. 753 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,965 Hey. Hey, buddy. 754 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,633 What are you guys doing here? 755 00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:34,593 Oh, Erica had to be in court early this morning, 756 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,637 so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school. 757 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,889 But he wanted to swing by, see you in the new job. 758 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,226 -Oh. -It's so awesome that you're working here. 759 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:45,938 Hey, Nicko, wanna take a little lookie-doo inside? 760 00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:47,773 Maybe your dad will give you a VIP tour. 761 00:42:47,856 --> 00:42:50,401 You know what? Um, we're pretty slammed this morning. 762 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,027 Yeah, but, Nicky, I promise, 763 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,113 I'll, uh, I'll show you around soon, OK? 764 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:55,739 -Deal? -Deal. 765 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,825 -All right. -Bye, Dad. 766 00:42:58,701 --> 00:42:59,743 -Bye. -Love you. 767 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:00,869 Love you, too, buddy. 768 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,079 DON: Bye, now. All right. 769 00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:34,153 Hey, Larry. 770 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:36,947 So... I was thinking maybe I'll give it one more night. 771 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,575 I'm glad you came around. Welcome back. 772 00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:42,202 You, new night guard. Here, now. 773 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:51,587 What's up? 774 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,548 "What's up?" Oh, well, take a walk with me, 775 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,759 and I'll show you, Mr. What's Up. 776 00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:57,676 Come on. 777 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:03,849 So would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this? 778 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:10,773 Ooh, OK, uh... I'm guessing, 779 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:13,692 and I'm just spit balling here, but, uh, 780 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,153 looks like that Roman dude got a little cocky 781 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:17,529 and climbed over into the Wild West, 782 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,449 and the cowboy knows the Roman dude wants to take over his territory. 783 00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:23,494 So he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade. 784 00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:25,579 (mock laughing) 785 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,831 Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. 786 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,501 "No," is the answer. 787 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:34,463 Sarcasm, back at you, with your, your humor box. 788 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,548 I wasn't laughing. 789 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:38,967 Pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, 790 00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:40,344 some sort of battle of humor. 791 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:41,970 Do you? 792 00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:44,723 No. 793 00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:49,019 I don't want a... No, I don't want a battle of humor. 794 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,145 MCPHEE: No, you don't. 795 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,522 Because it'd be a bloodbath. 796 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,316 Nothing funny about Little Big Horn. 797 00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:57,986 No. 798 00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:01,115 I find it about as funny as a fanciest... 799 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,534 It's not funny, OK? 800 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:06,370 And I will not stand for this type of blatant... 801 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,749 If I'm not clear, tell me. 802 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,378 Am I clear? 803 00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,172 -Yeah. -Yeah. 804 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,886 Hey, Cecil. 805 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,141 You got an extra copy of that instruction manual? 806 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,476 Oh, no, I'm afraid not, Larry. 807 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,270 Listen, I'll tell you what you do. 808 00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:33,856 Read some books, brush up on your history. 809 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,150 Helped me a lot when I first started out. 810 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:40,487 REBECCA: This museum was originally dedicated 811 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:41,947 to that man on the horse up there, 812 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,741 President Theodore Roosevelt. 813 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,826 Now, he absolutely loved history 814 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,828 and believed that the more you know about the past, 815 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,122 the better prepared you are for the future. 816 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:55,043 OK, kids, who can tell me what this room's called? 817 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,295 (kids chattering excitedly) 818 00:45:56,378 --> 00:45:58,797 Very good, the Hall of African Mammals. 819 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:01,592 Right here, we have the king of the jungle, the lion. 820 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:03,886 And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures 821 00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:06,346 in the whole museum, the Capuchin monkey. 822 00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:08,640 A highly intelligent primate, 823 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,393 known for its loving and generous nature. 824 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:16,315 Excuse me? 825 00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:19,234 I-I, I thought that was... 826 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,404 I, I just was laughing in agreement. 827 00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:26,116 Happy monkey. 828 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:30,329 All right, kids, this way. 829 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,836 Let me tell you something, I'm not buying it. 830 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,922 You might have them fooled, you might have the kids fooled. 831 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,424 Not me. Can't get past me. 832 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:44,426 There's a storm coming, buddy. 833 00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:46,595 There's a storm coming. 834 00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:51,725 One of the most famous trackers in history, 835 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,269 Sacagawea was the woman who led Lewis and Clark 836 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,355 on their expedition to find the Pacific Ocean. 837 00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:58,065 Now you guys have probably heard the saying 838 00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,733 "Actions speak louder than words." 839 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:00,651 And yet, they wrote... 840 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,111 Yes, Mr. Daley. 841 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:04,446 Yes. Was she deaf? 842 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,159 Was she deaf? Um, no, she was not. 843 00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,036 -But she... -Yeah, 'cause just, 844 00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:14,748 she does seem a little bit, sort of unresponsive. 845 00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:17,084 That's because she's a statue. 846 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,671 Um, kids, could you give me one sec? 847 00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:22,256 Go check her out. She's really cool. 848 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:25,843 What are you doing? 849 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:27,511 Well, I'm gonna be here every night, 850 00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:30,180 and I just wanted to learn a little bit more about what I'm guarding. 851 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,432 Actually, I've got a bunch of questions. 852 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,142 Maybe, I don't know, when you have a break, 853 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:35,727 could I buy you a cup of coffee or something? 854 00:47:36,144 --> 00:47:37,229 Cup of coffee? 855 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:41,233 Yeah, I mean, just purely a, you know, colleague to colleague 856 00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:44,027 information download sort of coffee. 857 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,739 I finish in 20 minutes. I'll meet you outside. 858 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,283 -Thank you so much. -You're welcome. 859 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,784 -And have a good rest of your... -All right. 860 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:51,827 OK, kids. 861 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,913 It was incredible what she did. 862 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:57,332 She literally led these men across rivers, 863 00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:59,835 up mountains, all with her newborn baby on her back. 864 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:01,628 She was like the ultimate working mother. 865 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,548 Wow, you are quite the Sacaga-way-an expert. 866 00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:05,591 Sacagawean. 867 00:48:05,674 --> 00:48:06,717 Sacagawean? 868 00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:08,427 Yeah, I should be. 869 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,888 I've been writing my dissertation on her for four years. 870 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,139 Four years? 871 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:14,224 You've been working on one paper for four years? 872 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,267 That would drive me crazy. 873 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:18,520 Actually, it's more like a 900-page book. 874 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:21,356 So what's your story? 875 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,609 You always wanted to be a security guard? 876 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,819 -Uh... -Oh, I didn't mean to... 877 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,531 No, no, no, no. Um, no, I'm divorced, 878 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,283 and I have a ten-year-old son, 879 00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:36,121 so I needed to find a... a more steady situation. 880 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,247 Got it. 881 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:39,291 So, what can I tell you about the museum? 882 00:48:39,374 --> 00:48:40,918 LARRY: OK, Attila the Hun. 883 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,169 What is that guy's problem? 884 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,630 REBECCA: Attila was considered the only genuine threat 885 00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:45,714 to the Roman Empire. 886 00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,550 "Known as the 'scourge of God' 887 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,677 Attila and his Huns would often 888 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,764 tear off the limbs of their helpless victims. 889 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,893 Attila was famous for his superstitious beliefs." 890 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:02,564 "He surrounded himself with a phalanx of sorcerers and magicians, 891 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,484 who advised and mystified him with their dark arts." 892 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:08,779 (heavy sigh) 893 00:49:58,578 --> 00:49:59,413 Larry? 894 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:02,249 Just wanted to say good luck, son. 895 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:03,250 And good-bye. 896 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:04,710 We're clocking out for the last time. 897 00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:06,086 If you're ever in Boca, look us up. 898 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:08,714 Whoa, wait, you guys are going out of town? 899 00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:10,132 What if this doesn't work out? 900 00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:12,801 Smart fellow like you, you'll be fine. 901 00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:14,803 Yeah, we'll just be a phone call away. 902 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,388 Come on. Walk us out. 903 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,266 Uh, you fellas go ahead. 904 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,183 I, uh... 905 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,061 I-I-I need a moment. 906 00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:25,272 He's very emotional. 907 00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:27,232 A lot of memories in this room. 908 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:53,258 ("Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim playing) 909 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:58,263 ♪ Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice ♪ 910 00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:03,393 ♪ Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice ♪ 911 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:08,190 ♪ Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice ♪ 912 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:13,320 ♪ Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice ♪ 913 00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:17,115 -(toy truck whirring) -(T-Rex snarling) 914 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:23,830 Ha ha! 915 00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:25,582 Go crazy, big guy. 916 00:51:29,377 --> 00:51:30,295 (grunting) 917 00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,255 Hey, guys. 918 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:34,549 Quest for fire... 919 00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:36,885 over. 920 00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:38,428 Knock yourselves out. 921 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,307 Morning, Dumb-Dumb. 922 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:44,851 Me no Dumb-Dumb, you Dumb-Dumb. 923 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,103 You bring me gum-gum? 924 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:47,729 Yes, I did, fathead. 925 00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:50,357 Lots and lots of gum-gum. 926 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,566 Mmm...! 927 00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:59,574 (chattering in native language) 928 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:01,618 (arrows firing) 929 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:10,961 LARRY: What's that? 930 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:14,881 I can't hear you through the... glass. 931 00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:16,967 (muffled clamoring) 932 00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:18,343 Sorry. 933 00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:20,137 OCTAVIUS: Heave! 934 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,555 (horse neighing) 935 00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:24,516 Heave! Heave! 936 00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:25,433 Hey. 937 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,185 -Heave! -What's goin' on over here? 938 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,604 We expand or we die. 939 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:32,899 Heave! Heave! 940 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:33,859 JEDEDIAH: On the count of three, 941 00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:36,695 I want you to blow this anthill to kingdom come! 942 00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:38,071 (whooping) 943 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,906 -And a one! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 944 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:43,034 -And a two! -Jed, stop that. No, no, don't do that. 945 00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:45,620 You blow a hole in your mountain, all you're gonna hit is a wall. 946 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,498 Step aside, Gigantor! We got us a railroad to build. 947 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,083 We're blowing a hole in that thing. 948 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,753 OK, first of all, enough with the Gigantor giant stuff, OK? 949 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:54,963 I'm just trying to close up shop. 950 00:52:55,046 --> 00:52:56,882 We're gonna blow it anyway. And a three! 951 00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:57,799 (quiet pop) 952 00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:00,343 Yeah, poof. Wow. 953 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,512 What are you doing? 954 00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:04,389 What's it look like we're doing? 955 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,099 It's manifest destiny. 956 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,976 You can't fight it, and neither can I. 957 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,061 Go! More dynamite! 958 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,439 -Yeah, use it all! Whoo! -All right. OK. 959 00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:15,400 Listen, Octa-vus, you got to stop that. 960 00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:17,444 It's Octavius, Mary. 961 00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:19,070 -Heave! -OK, you know what? 962 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:19,988 -Fine, great. -That's it, men! 963 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:21,281 -Here you go. -Heave... oh! 964 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:22,490 -That's what happens. -You cannot do this. 965 00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:25,243 -I am a Roman general. I-I have rights. -And you. 966 00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,996 -Hey! No, put me down! -Keep heaving, men! 967 00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:29,915 -You can't stop progress! -I will return. 968 00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:31,917 -We're gonna have a little talk. -Put me down! 969 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,961 I told you, I don't like to be manhandled! 970 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:37,005 No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah. 971 00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:40,258 Now, listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? 972 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:41,509 Why can't you just get along? 973 00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:44,346 Look, we're men. We fight, OK? That's what we do. 974 00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:46,014 Kind of how we pass the time. 975 00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:48,516 You're like a giant, a freak, if you will. 976 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,477 We can't expect you to understand that. 977 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,187 You guys got the whole room to run around in. 978 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:53,438 You don't have to be near each other. 979 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:55,732 What, you mean...? 980 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:57,651 You're gonna let us out? 981 00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:01,029 What, and just, just roam free? 982 00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:04,324 Yeah, yeah. I might, if you promise to behave. 983 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:07,869 That means no fireballs, no explosions, OK? 984 00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:09,329 You have my word, my liege. 985 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:12,082 Yeah, no-no problem-o, Gigantor. 986 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:16,336 Um, my name's Larry, first of all, OK? Jed. 987 00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:19,047 So I call you Jed. I don't call you Tiny, right? 988 00:54:19,464 --> 00:54:20,882 What's that supposed to mean? 989 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,425 Hey, Teeny. How does that sound? 990 00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:24,344 I don't like it. 991 00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:26,638 It hurts my feelings. 992 00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:28,139 OK, well, "Gigantor" makes me feel 993 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:29,599 like some sort of freak, so, um, you know... 994 00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:32,060 I don't. I-I just call you Larry. 995 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,396 Don't be a kiss-ass, OK? 996 00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:36,356 Now, look, I'm trusting you guys, all right? 997 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,108 Now, if you don't do what I say, you're gonna end up like 998 00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:40,026 your little buddies in the Mayan world over there. 999 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,028 Locked up. Take a look. 1000 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:43,655 Do they look happy? 1001 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:44,823 No. 1002 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:47,867 They look sad. 1003 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:49,744 'Cause they can't do what they want to do. 1004 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:52,872 Now, I'm letting you guys have a little bit of leash here. 1005 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:55,000 Don't choke me with it, OK? 1006 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,668 I gotta run. You guys play nice, OK? 1007 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,461 OCTAVIUS: OK, good, thanks. 1008 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,799 Hey, how's that gum treating you, Dumb-Dumb? 1009 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,134 -(happy grunt) -Good. 1010 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:06,886 (chittering) 1011 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,306 Oh, hey, Dexter. 1012 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:10,890 I'm just locking up. You want in? 1013 00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:13,977 Yeah? 1014 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,478 -(chittering) -Whoa. 1015 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:16,771 All right. 1016 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:19,983 (chittering) 1017 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:21,401 Oh. 1018 00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:25,113 What's that? You got my keys? 1019 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:29,117 I don't think so. 1020 00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:32,287 Looks like Uncle Larry 1021 00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,956 pulled a fast one on Little Dexy. 1022 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:38,043 Those are baby keys for a little baby. 1023 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,295 So have fun playing with your baby keys, little baby monkey. 1024 00:55:40,378 --> 00:55:42,130 Maybe tomorrow night, I'll bring you a little baby diapey 1025 00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:44,049 so you can go poo-poo in it, then I'll change it for you. 1026 00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:46,593 And then I'll give you a little tickle 'cause you're a cute little baby. 1027 00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:48,178 While you cry all night long about 1028 00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,805 how Uncle Larry fooled you. Huh? Ooh! 1029 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:53,058 I told you there was a storm coming. 1030 00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:54,601 (screeching) 1031 00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:57,687 (warriors chatter) 1032 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,105 (mammoth trumpeting) 1033 00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:01,649 Hey, Teddy. 1034 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,234 Lawrence! 1035 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,987 You impertinent pup, I knew you'd come back. 1036 00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:08,156 You look like a man on a mission. 1037 00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,033 Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot. 1038 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,000 You, uh... 1039 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:20,877 What? 1040 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,380 -You checking her out? -Oh, the nerve. 1041 00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:25,590 Checking her out? 1042 00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:27,425 Ah, I've never heard of such a thing. 1043 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:28,885 No, no, no, I'm just, I'm just, I mean, 1044 00:56:28,968 --> 00:56:31,513 'cause, you know, she's... she's very beautiful. 1045 00:56:31,596 --> 00:56:33,306 -Beautiful? Ah. -I know. 1046 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:39,396 -Rather handsome woman, I suppose. -Yeah. 1047 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,357 I don't know. Maybe you should go, uh, go talk to her. 1048 00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:43,983 Indeed! 1049 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,276 -Yeah. -Bless you, lad. 1050 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,569 -All right. -Carry on. 1051 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:47,821 Good. See ya. 1052 00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:07,006 I... 1053 00:57:08,299 --> 00:57:09,134 Uh. 1054 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,731 (lock clicking open, keys jingling) 1055 00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,466 (metallic scraping) 1056 00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:53,511 Hmm! 1057 00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:56,556 Hey! Hi. 1058 00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,933 -(Huns shouting) -No, no, no. It's OK. 1059 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,894 It's OK. You guys speak English? 1060 00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:02,520 No? 1061 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:05,523 (speaking native language) 1062 00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:07,192 Right, OK, I don't know what that means, 1063 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:11,070 and I know that you and I kind of got off on the wrong foot last night, but... 1064 00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:17,494 ...a little birdie told me that somebody likes... 1065 00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:20,246 magic. 1066 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,414 Magic? 1067 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:25,835 Magic... sorcery. 1068 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,921 Ah, sore-sore. 1069 00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,923 LARRY: Yes, illusion. 1070 00:58:30,381 --> 00:58:31,966 Everybody likes magic. 1071 00:58:32,383 --> 00:58:33,843 -And flowers. -(warriors gasping) 1072 00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:36,095 People like flowers. 1073 00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:37,972 There you go. Those are for you. 1074 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:40,350 You know what else people like? Money. 1075 00:58:40,808 --> 00:58:42,519 The almighty dollar, right? 1076 00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:44,896 But money can sometimes... 1077 00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:46,898 disappear. 1078 00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:49,776 -Oh! -(gasping) 1079 00:58:50,151 --> 00:58:51,861 At least that's what I... 1080 00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:53,821 hear. 1081 00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:56,115 -Oh! -(laughing) 1082 00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:58,576 No wonder you can't understand me. You've got a coin in your ear. 1083 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:02,247 -(hearty laughter) -(speaking native language) 1084 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:04,040 Oh, check this out. 1085 00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:05,750 Anybody need a hankie? 1086 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:07,877 Well, I wouldn't suggest this little feller, 1087 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:12,549 'cause he has a nasty habit of vanishing... 1088 00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:14,968 (gasping) 1089 00:59:15,301 --> 00:59:16,970 into thin air. 1090 00:59:17,595 --> 00:59:19,180 Ow, no, no, don't. That defeats the... 1091 00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:20,098 Don't, don't... Ow! 1092 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:22,350 (yelling in native language) 1093 00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:25,645 -(screaming) -(shouting) 1094 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,318 (speaking native language) ...magic... 1095 00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:39,033 -(grunting) -Not the limbs. 1096 00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:41,452 Guys, please, do not tear the limbs! 1097 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:44,455 -(elephant trumpeting) -(Attila shouting) 1098 00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:50,837 -(grunting) -(rumbling) 1099 00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:54,340 (animals roaring) 1100 00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:58,886 (rapidly speaking Italian) 1101 00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:00,763 Cortez, right? 1102 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:06,519 (deep, muffled shouts and grunts) 1103 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:13,818 (Dexter chittering) 1104 01:00:17,196 --> 01:00:18,156 How? 1105 01:00:20,783 --> 01:00:22,702 You... Don't even think about it. 1106 01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:23,620 Don't you... 1107 01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:25,496 Dexter! 1108 01:00:28,249 --> 01:00:29,208 (screeching) 1109 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:32,920 -(crowd clamoring) -Oh. 1110 01:00:36,424 --> 01:00:37,717 Come on, guys! 1111 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,511 -(yelling) -(metal clanging) 1112 01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:50,271 (creaking) 1113 01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:00,281 (chittering) 1114 01:01:00,948 --> 01:01:01,783 Whoa! 1115 01:01:01,866 --> 01:01:02,700 (yelling) 1116 01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:04,410 LARRY: Hey! Guys! 1117 01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:08,831 (Octavius and Jedediah grunting) 1118 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:09,749 Hey, guys. 1119 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:11,417 Hey! Guys. 1120 01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:13,252 -(snaps) -BOTH: Ow! 1121 01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,254 Sorry. What's going on? 1122 01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:16,756 What happened here? I thought we had a deal. 1123 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:19,592 We will never coexist with these buffoons. 1124 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,678 We're past words, Laredo. 1125 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:24,639 Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talking. 1126 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:26,391 Ha! Those guns don't even work. 1127 01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:28,142 Oh, they don't? Take a look at this. 1128 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:29,519 -(grunting) -Don't you... 1129 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:31,688 (Dexter chittering) 1130 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:32,605 Dexter! 1131 01:01:38,986 --> 01:01:42,031 (guttural grunting, hooting) 1132 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:57,046 (wild guttural grunting) 1133 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:00,883 (grunting stops) 1134 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,804 Oh! 1135 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,647 (excited grunting) 1136 01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:18,651 (hooting laughter) 1137 01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,072 Why? 1138 01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:26,075 (wild laughing) 1139 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,328 (chittering) 1140 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,123 Whoa, Dexter. 1141 01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:42,258 End of the line, cool breeze. 1142 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:45,178 End of the line. 1143 01:02:48,055 --> 01:02:49,724 (grunting) 1144 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:52,727 (inquisitive grunt) 1145 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:54,771 (indistinct talking) 1146 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:57,940 (grunting excitedly) 1147 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,028 (yells) 1148 01:03:03,654 --> 01:03:05,406 I am not playing games here. 1149 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:09,744 (squeaky chattering) 1150 01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:10,787 Just hand 'em over. 1151 01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:13,372 (whimpering) 1152 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,461 Keys. That's it, Dexter. 1153 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,130 Nice and easy, Dex. That's it. 1154 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,173 (grunts) 1155 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,899 (slapping continues) 1156 01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:45,613 Good Lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey? 1157 01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,825 Teddy, this guy's been pushing me and pushing me 1158 01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:49,867 and I'm sick of it. 1159 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,077 Poppycock. 1160 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,204 This little creature is your primate brother. 1161 01:03:53,287 --> 01:03:56,541 Without him, there's no us. Are you rabid? 1162 01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:58,376 Wipe that off. 1163 01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:01,546 You have to deal with this creature with love and respect. 1164 01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:03,714 May I have the keys, dear friend? 1165 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,426 Thank you. Lawrence. 1166 01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:12,181 You know what, you seem to know what you're doing, Teddy, 1167 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,475 so I'm going to let you take over, all right? 1168 01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:17,895 No, no. My dear boy, you can't put up the white flag now. 1169 01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,022 The museum is on the verge of total anarchy. 1170 01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,108 Look, I tried. I came back tonight, didn't I? 1171 01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:23,317 Tried? That was one night. 1172 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,278 I didn't build the Panama Canal in one day. 1173 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,946 Yeah, well, that's great, Teddy, but I'm dealing with 1174 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:28,739 the most ridiculous job in history. 1175 01:04:29,156 --> 01:04:30,366 Some men are born great, Lawrence. 1176 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:31,409 Yeah, I know, Teddy. 1177 01:04:31,492 --> 01:04:33,286 Others have greatness thrust upon them. 1178 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:35,121 You hit me with that chestnut last night. 1179 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:37,582 The thing is, not everyone is great. 1180 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:38,749 That's the problem. 1181 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,459 Some of us are just... ordinary. 1182 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:41,377 No, you're not, Lawrence. 1183 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,296 For the love of Gideon, stop wallowing in self-pity. 1184 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,840 Every great journey begins with a single footstep. 1185 01:04:45,923 --> 01:04:48,175 If you could teach to the inhabitants to get along, they wouldn't need to be 1186 01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:49,343 locked up night after night. 1187 01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,012 Oh, well, that means a lot coming from a guy 1188 01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,096 who spent the last 50 years 1189 01:04:52,179 --> 01:04:53,973 spying on a girl he's never even talked to. 1190 01:04:55,474 --> 01:04:56,559 I was going to make contact. 1191 01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:58,144 Lawrence, please. 1192 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:00,563 I'm done, all right? 1193 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:04,817 (T-Rex growls) 1194 01:05:05,443 --> 01:05:06,611 No, Rexy! 1195 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,237 No. 1196 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,740 (whimpers) 1197 01:05:15,119 --> 01:05:17,371 (speaking Italian) 1198 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:41,145 Oh, no. 1199 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:46,752 All right. 1200 01:06:56,929 --> 01:06:58,097 BOY: No one comes here anymore. 1201 01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,725 Besides, I took this tour in second grade, Daley. 1202 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:02,768 I'm telling you, my dad's going to hook us up. 1203 01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:04,103 McPHEE: Mr. Daley. 1204 01:07:04,937 --> 01:07:05,771 Yeah. 1205 01:07:06,605 --> 01:07:07,648 Foam. 1206 01:07:07,732 --> 01:07:08,774 LARRY: Yes, I know. 1207 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:11,152 -In the Neanderthal display. -I know, I know. 1208 01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:13,446 There was an incident last night with the fire extinguisher. 1209 01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:15,114 I was literally just on my way to go clean it up. 1210 01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:17,199 OK, don't bother. You're fired. 1211 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,746 I don't think we're getting a tour today. 1212 01:07:21,829 --> 01:07:23,581 Your dad just got canned, dude. 1213 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,292 Excuse me. 1214 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,045 Mr. McPhee. 1215 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:31,797 Excuse me, Mr. McPhee. 1216 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:33,966 Can I talk to you about this, please? 1217 01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:35,885 -Sir? -What? 1218 01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:36,802 I know I screwed up, 1219 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,763 but I think I finally understand how to do this job. 1220 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,306 You obviously don't. That's the point. 1221 01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:42,141 Well, no, I didn't, but now I do. 1222 01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:43,392 Really, Mr. McPhee, if you just give me. 1223 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:44,310 Doctor. 1224 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:47,104 Dr. McPhee, just... 1225 01:07:48,522 --> 01:07:49,857 Can you please give me one more night? 1226 01:07:53,110 --> 01:07:54,195 One more night. 1227 01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:55,488 OK, thank you. 1228 01:07:55,571 --> 01:07:58,365 And if anything is at tiniest... 1229 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:01,702 after your shift, whew. 1230 01:08:02,661 --> 01:08:03,704 (imitates explosion) 1231 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:04,622 Because... 1232 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,001 Got it. 1233 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:09,919 -OK? -OK. 1234 01:08:10,002 --> 01:08:12,129 Fool me once, shame on you. 1235 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:13,380 Fool me twice... 1236 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:19,762 -Shame on me. -Huh? 1237 01:08:19,845 --> 01:08:21,847 Fool me... shame on me. 1238 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:24,767 -You fool me first, yeah. -Got it. 1239 01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:25,810 Take it or leave it. 1240 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,144 OK. Thank you. 1241 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,484 -Hey. -Hey. 1242 01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:34,401 What's wrong? 1243 01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:36,320 Maybe you should ask Nicky. 1244 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,074 LARRY: Hey, buddy. 1245 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:41,992 What's going on? 1246 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:43,953 You got fired. 1247 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,664 What are you talking about? I didn't get fired. 1248 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,042 I came to the museum this morning. 1249 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:51,836 I saw your boss yelling at you. 1250 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:54,130 Why didn't you tell me? 1251 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,257 No, everything's fine. I just... 1252 01:08:56,590 --> 01:08:57,967 We just had a little misunderstanding. 1253 01:08:58,050 --> 01:08:58,884 Why? 1254 01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:01,887 It's hard to explain. 1255 01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:03,556 It's... I mean, you wouldn't bel... 1256 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:05,933 You know what? 1257 01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:07,852 Let me show you. 1258 01:09:08,477 --> 01:09:10,813 -Show me what? -Come to work with me tonight. 1259 01:09:10,896 --> 01:09:14,441 Larry, can, um... Can I talk to you for a second? 1260 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:19,613 Am I in trouble? 1261 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:21,490 Larry, what are you doing? 1262 01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,118 I just want to show him what I do, that's all. 1263 01:09:24,201 --> 01:09:26,370 I love that. I love that you want to share that with him, 1264 01:09:26,453 --> 01:09:28,706 but I got to tell you, I don't think Nicky has 1265 01:09:28,789 --> 01:09:30,875 any room in his heart for more disappointment. 1266 01:09:32,376 --> 01:09:33,460 He won't be disappointed. 1267 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:35,796 Larry... 1268 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:37,840 He won't be disappointed. 1269 01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:46,307 LARRY: Listen, you're gonna hang out in the security office 1270 01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:48,475 till everyone's gone, then I'm gonna come get you, all right? 1271 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:49,393 NICK: OK. 1272 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:12,541 Hey, miss, gonna have to ask you to vacate the premises. 1273 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,043 -(chuckles) Hey, there. -Hey. 1274 01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:17,129 Good place to think, huh? 1275 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:18,464 Yeah, definitely. 1276 01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:21,926 So no big plans tonight, or...? 1277 01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:25,512 Yeah, no, I'm not really a big plan person. 1278 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:28,682 I prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years. 1279 01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:30,309 It's the live ones that throw me. 1280 01:10:31,101 --> 01:10:34,480 That's cool. Seriously, though, you do have to leave. 1281 01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:37,233 -Seriously? -Yeah, sorry. It's just museum rules, 1282 01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:39,360 and we're sort of locking everything up. 1283 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:42,154 You're really taking your job seriously. 1284 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,072 -Yeah. -OK. 1285 01:10:43,155 --> 01:10:44,865 Well, you know, once I clip on the tie, 1286 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:46,575 I'm all business. 1287 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:47,743 -I get it. -Yeah. 1288 01:10:47,826 --> 01:10:49,245 How's that dissertation coming? 1289 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:50,537 (sighs) Oh... 1290 01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:52,373 I've hit a dead end. 1291 01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:54,792 I mean, research can only get me so far. 1292 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,460 I'm never gonna know who she really was. 1293 01:10:57,294 --> 01:11:00,923 So, I think it's time that I move on to another subject. 1294 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:03,342 I'll let you get back to work. 1295 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:06,303 -OK. -Good night, Larry. 1296 01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:08,013 Yeah. OK. 1297 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:10,349 LARRY: Night. 1298 01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,108 Hey. 1299 01:11:20,901 --> 01:11:21,860 Rebecca! 1300 01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:26,532 Hey, Rebecca. 1301 01:11:27,157 --> 01:11:28,325 -Hey. -Hey, listen, 1302 01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:30,786 I-I don't think you should give up on your paper. 1303 01:11:31,453 --> 01:11:32,579 OK, why? 1304 01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:36,083 All right, look, this is gonna sound crazy, all right? 1305 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:38,377 I mean, it's gonna sound, like, really, really crazy. 1306 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:39,628 OK. 1307 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:41,463 No, I mean, like, insanely crazy. 1308 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:43,173 -I can handle it. -OK. 1309 01:11:44,508 --> 01:11:48,095 You know how they say, in certain museums, history comes alive... 1310 01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:49,013 Yeah. 1311 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:53,017 In this museum... it actually does. 1312 01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:56,645 What are you talking about? 1313 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:05,404 (whispering) Everything in this museum comes to life at night. 1314 01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:10,576 (whispering) Really? 1315 01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,619 Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you. 1316 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:14,663 You know that tablet, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah? 1317 01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:15,581 Mm-hmm. 1318 01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:17,082 It actually brings things to life. 1319 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,293 It's like some ancient spell. Since the '50s, when it came here, 1320 01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:20,711 every night, everything's been coming to life. 1321 01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:22,338 I know this because Teddy Roosevelt told me. 1322 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:25,132 Seriously. I mean, the monkey, Dexter, right? 1323 01:12:25,215 --> 01:12:26,258 The cute little, uh... 1324 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:27,593 -What is he, like, a...? -A Capuchin. 1325 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:28,802 Capuchin, right. The Capuchin, 1326 01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:30,512 he urinated on me and bit my nose. 1327 01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:37,019 And Sacagawea is in her case, alive, every night, 1328 01:12:37,102 --> 01:12:38,562 just listening to Lewis and Clark argue. 1329 01:12:38,645 --> 01:12:40,522 So if you really want to get inside her head... 1330 01:12:42,649 --> 01:12:43,817 (whispering) I can hook that up. 1331 01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:48,572 -That's cool. -Yeah, it's cool. 1332 01:12:48,655 --> 01:12:50,074 It's freakin' awesome. 1333 01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:55,579 Make fun of the history geek. 1334 01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:57,664 No, Rebecca. 1335 01:12:57,998 --> 01:12:58,999 Good night, Larry. 1336 01:13:01,543 --> 01:13:04,004 No, I'm not making fun of you. Rebecca. 1337 01:13:15,432 --> 01:13:16,725 (Larry grunts) Here you go. Best seat in the house. 1338 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:17,768 What's going on? 1339 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:19,436 If I told you, you'd think I'm crazy, 1340 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,313 -so I'm just gonna show you. -What? 1341 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:24,441 You'll see in about 20 seconds. 1342 01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:26,151 OK, you like Tyrannosaurus Rex? 1343 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,069 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1344 01:13:27,152 --> 01:13:28,362 Well, I call him Rexy. 1345 01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:32,074 And he's about to come to life, Nicholas, 1346 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:33,283 in... 1347 01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:36,787 five, 1348 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,541 four, three, two... 1349 01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:49,383 Dad... 1350 01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:50,426 Hang on a sec. 1351 01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:53,846 Say hello to Rexy! 1352 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:56,390 Dad, are you OK? 1353 01:13:58,809 --> 01:13:59,810 This is weird. 1354 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,354 Guys, come on. 1355 01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:04,064 It's sundown. 1356 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,653 Hey, T.R., come on, rise and shine, buddy. 1357 01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:10,571 I need you to wake up. 1358 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:12,406 Come on, my kid is here. I need you to wake up. 1359 01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:13,657 Texas? 1360 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,159 Texas, come on. Texas, come on! 1361 01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:16,201 Get on, Texas! 1362 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,120 Whoo! Get on, Texas! Get up! 1363 01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:20,539 Just stop, OK? 1364 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:24,251 No, Nicky, I'm telling you, there's this tablet, OK? 1365 01:14:24,334 --> 01:14:25,502 It's called the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. 1366 01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:26,837 And every night at sundown, it brings... 1367 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,256 -Now there's a tablet? -Yeah, there is. 1368 01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:30,382 Come on, Dad. 1369 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:33,427 Come on. 1370 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,309 -LARRY: It's gone. -What's gone? 1371 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:41,685 The tablet. 1372 01:14:42,519 --> 01:14:43,687 I think somebody stole it. 1373 01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:45,731 Yeah, right. 1374 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,691 I'm not kidding, Nicky. 1375 01:14:52,070 --> 01:14:52,905 Nicky? 1376 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,575 Hey, Nicky! 1377 01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:00,120 Hey, hey, Nicky. 1378 01:15:00,537 --> 01:15:01,538 Where you going, huh? 1379 01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:02,456 Home. 1380 01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:03,582 What? Wait a minute. 1381 01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:04,833 (door opening) 1382 01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,047 Come on. 1383 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:17,054 Whoa. 1384 01:15:19,723 --> 01:15:21,183 You guys shouldn't be here. 1385 01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:22,976 Give us the tablet, son. 1386 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,145 Wait a minute, Nicky. What are you guys doing? 1387 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:27,648 We're not gonna hurt you. Give us the tablet. 1388 01:15:27,731 --> 01:15:29,066 I'm sorry to tell you this, son, 1389 01:15:29,149 --> 01:15:31,068 but your dad doesn't work here anymore. 1390 01:15:31,151 --> 01:15:32,569 Got fired this morning. 1391 01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:33,654 Couldn't hack it. 1392 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:36,990 Dad, I thought you said you weren't fired. 1393 01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:39,868 I did, Nicky. They're lying. They're trying to steal that thing. 1394 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:42,246 Just turn the middle piece. You'll see what I was talking about. 1395 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:44,748 That is museum property, son. Now, give it back. 1396 01:15:44,831 --> 01:15:46,542 Nicky, trust me: just turn it. 1397 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:48,168 GUS: Give us the tablet! 1398 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:50,420 Nicky, trust me. 1399 01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:08,063 (joints crackling) 1400 01:16:08,146 --> 01:16:10,524 (roaring, trumpeting in distance) 1401 01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:14,820 Nick, run, now. 1402 01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:18,240 -Get back here, kid! -Whoa! 1403 01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:19,950 (groans) 1404 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:21,868 Bad idea, Larry. 1405 01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:24,288 You want to dance, hot dog? 1406 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:26,373 -You want to dance! -Gus, you're an old man. 1407 01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:28,250 I don't want to hurt... Ooh! Ow! 1408 01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:29,918 Ah! 1409 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:32,796 You see, Larry, a few years into the job, 1410 01:16:32,879 --> 01:16:35,966 the three of us realized that, like everything else in this museum, 1411 01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,759 we got new life at night. 1412 01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:40,971 Sundown to sunrise, we felt young again. 1413 01:16:41,471 --> 01:16:42,764 -Hyah! -Oh! 1414 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:43,932 (groans) 1415 01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:45,350 OK, did not see that coming. 1416 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:47,060 Gave us an energy boost. 1417 01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:48,812 We love the night life, Larry. 1418 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,065 So when we found out they were gonna fire us, 1419 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:53,400 we had to steal the tablet. 1420 01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,736 Everyone knows you need the money. 1421 01:16:55,819 --> 01:16:57,779 Add to that the stuff we planted in your place, 1422 01:16:57,863 --> 01:16:59,364 pretty obvious you committed the crime. 1423 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:01,450 GUS: Take care of that cut. 1424 01:17:02,242 --> 01:17:04,077 Come on, guys. Let's go find that kid. 1425 01:17:06,246 --> 01:17:08,248 -Sweet dreams, cupcake! -No! 1426 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,416 Pile driver! 1427 01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:10,500 (groaning) 1428 01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:12,294 Come on. Let's get our tablet. 1429 01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:31,938 (chittering) 1430 01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:34,858 -(growling) -(bellowing) 1431 01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:36,526 (panting, screams) 1432 01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:40,781 Thank you very much. We'll take it from here. 1433 01:17:40,864 --> 01:17:41,740 Nicky! 1434 01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:43,283 (yells) 1435 01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:44,368 (groans) Oh! 1436 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,787 Just in time, Larry. We were just locking up. 1437 01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:50,374 Sleep tight, hot shot. 1438 01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,670 CECIL: Let's grab everything we can fence. 1439 01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:57,964 I don't know about you, but I'm planning on a long retirement. 1440 01:17:58,048 --> 01:17:59,341 (laughing) 1441 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:05,764 (trumpeting) 1442 01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:08,100 Teddy! 1443 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:09,768 Teddy, if you're out there, I need you, pal! 1444 01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:11,603 (horse whinnying) 1445 01:18:13,313 --> 01:18:14,398 Someone call my name? 1446 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:15,399 Whoa. 1447 01:18:16,316 --> 01:18:17,818 Theodore Roosevelt at your service. 1448 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,487 Teddy, can you get us out of here? 1449 01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:23,031 Can't do it, man. This is your moment. 1450 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,616 Will you save the lectures, please? 1451 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,369 I'm not you, OK? I didn't build the Panama Canal. 1452 01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:29,204 I wasn't President of the United States. 1453 01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,622 I need some help! Come on! 1454 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:31,623 Actually... 1455 01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:36,211 I never did any of those things. 1456 01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:38,004 Teddy Roosevelt did. 1457 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,924 I was made in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie. 1458 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,301 I never shot a wild beast. 1459 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:46,388 I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman I love her. 1460 01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:48,515 But you... 1461 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:51,351 you got to finish the job this time. 1462 01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:52,978 You can't quit. 1463 01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:57,274 I'm made of wax, Larry. 1464 01:18:58,608 --> 01:18:59,651 What are you made of? 1465 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:05,657 Whoa, wait a minute! 1466 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:07,492 -That's all you got for me? -That's it. 1467 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:11,163 (deep thudding footsteps) 1468 01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:12,164 (growling) 1469 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,084 (muffled screaming) 1470 01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:18,003 (muffled screaming) 1471 01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:21,465 That's it. Come on. 1472 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:23,508 Duck! 1473 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:25,594 (screaming) 1474 01:19:25,677 --> 01:19:26,678 Go over there! 1475 01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:28,221 (muffled screaming) 1476 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,109 (screaming) 1477 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,742 Hey, hi. How you doing? 1478 01:19:48,825 --> 01:19:50,869 Um, sorry to bother you, 1479 01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:53,205 but, uh, your guys there, your jackal guys, 1480 01:19:53,288 --> 01:19:55,791 do you think you could actually ask them to back off, please? 1481 01:19:55,874 --> 01:19:57,542 'Cause we're not trying to hurt you, and they think we are. 1482 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,044 You think you could possibly do it, like, now! 1483 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,546 (shouting in native language) 1484 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:05,967 Thank you. 1485 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:07,135 (whispers) Nicky. 1486 01:20:08,261 --> 01:20:09,095 Thank you. 1487 01:20:14,976 --> 01:20:17,562 (hoarse, raspy howling) 1488 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:19,981 -Dad? -(mummy screaming) 1489 01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:21,441 (panting) 1490 01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:28,198 -(coughing) -(coughs) 1491 01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:32,702 (English accent) You would not believe how stuffy it is in there. 1492 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:35,997 How come you speak English? 1493 01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:37,624 I went to Cambridge University. 1494 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:39,209 You went to Cambridge? 1495 01:20:39,292 --> 01:20:41,753 I was on display in the Egyptology Department. 1496 01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:45,632 I am Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king, 1497 01:20:45,715 --> 01:20:47,843 ruler of the land of my fathers. 1498 01:20:48,718 --> 01:20:50,720 Uh, I'm, uh, Larry... 1499 01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:54,391 son of Milton. 1500 01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:57,686 And, uh, this is my son, Nick. 1501 01:20:58,186 --> 01:21:01,648 And we hail from Brooklyn. Well, I do. 1502 01:21:01,731 --> 01:21:03,275 I mean, he-he comes out and stays with me 1503 01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:05,360 on Wednesdays and every other weekend. 1504 01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:07,195 That was the, uh, 1505 01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:10,282 custody agreement that we had. 1506 01:21:10,907 --> 01:21:14,369 Larry, Nick, guardians of Brooklyn, 1507 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,413 I am forever in your debt. 1508 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,749 Now, bestow the tablet upon me 1509 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:22,043 so that I may assume command of my kingdom. 1510 01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:24,921 Oh, yes, OK, the tablet. 1511 01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,674 I would love to bestow it upon you, 1512 01:21:27,757 --> 01:21:30,886 but we don't actually... have it. 1513 01:21:39,644 --> 01:21:42,314 Thanks, guys. Don't worry. I'll watch out for him. 1514 01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:43,356 Thank you. 1515 01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:48,320 (crowd clamoring) 1516 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:53,825 (swords clashing) 1517 01:21:59,039 --> 01:21:59,915 What is that? 1518 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:02,751 -(shouting in native language) -Huns. 1519 01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,377 (shouting in native language) 1520 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:06,171 I got to deal with this guy. 1521 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,256 (shouting in native language) 1522 01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:12,594 (all screaming) 1523 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:17,641 (both screaming) 1524 01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,437 (shouting in native language) 1525 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:26,691 (shouting gibberish) 1526 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:30,028 (shouting in native language) 1527 01:22:32,238 --> 01:22:35,533 (shouting gibberish) 1528 01:22:39,871 --> 01:22:41,122 (muttering softly) 1529 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:45,085 AHKMENRAH: Pardon me, Larry. I speak Hun. 1530 01:22:45,669 --> 01:22:48,672 (speaking native language) 1531 01:22:48,755 --> 01:22:51,007 (Attila speaking native language) 1532 01:22:53,093 --> 01:22:55,428 He says that he wants to rip you apart. 1533 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,515 All right, again with the ripping. Listen, I understand. I get it. 1534 01:22:58,598 --> 01:23:01,726 Ripping for you... You want to rip things, OK? 1535 01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:03,687 And I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you 1536 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,898 a long time ago, in here. 1537 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:13,071 Somebody rip little, little baby Attila a long time ago, right here? 1538 01:23:14,906 --> 01:23:17,158 They ripped-they ripped something out, didn't they? 1539 01:23:20,036 --> 01:23:21,162 They ripped the love. 1540 01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:24,499 They ripped the love right out of you, didn't they? 1541 01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:29,004 Little baby, all alone in a tent. 1542 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:31,631 His daddy went off 1543 01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:35,010 to pillage some town 1544 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:37,512 or go and plunder somewhere, 1545 01:23:37,595 --> 01:23:40,682 just doing his job, but who was left alone? 1546 01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:45,520 You. 1547 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:47,981 (whimpering, crying) 1548 01:23:52,068 --> 01:23:55,196 Let it out. Let it go. Let it go. 1549 01:23:57,866 --> 01:24:01,077 (singing gibberish to tune of "Hush, Little Baby") 1550 01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:11,713 (Attila sings along quietly) 1551 01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:18,219 It's OK. It's OK. 1552 01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:20,096 (whimpering) 1553 01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:22,515 (whispering) You're next. 1554 01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:25,435 Yeah. 1555 01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:28,688 Good. 1556 01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:29,939 That's good. Just breathe. 1557 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,275 -Just... -(breathing deeply) 1558 01:24:32,776 --> 01:24:34,360 (exhales) Yeah. 1559 01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:35,695 -Larry Daley... -Yeah ? 1560 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:38,531 (speaking phrase in native language) 1561 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:39,741 (repeating phrase) Good. 1562 01:24:39,824 --> 01:24:41,076 -(grunts) -Yes. Hey. 1563 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:43,495 -(grunts) -Yeah, OK, good, good. 1564 01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:45,497 (crowd shouting, hooting, swords clashing) 1565 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:48,374 All right, I need everybody to listen up! 1566 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:51,753 (shouting and fighting continue) 1567 01:24:51,836 --> 01:24:53,171 Guys, come on! 1568 01:24:57,133 --> 01:24:59,969 STONE IDOL: Quiet...! 1569 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:04,641 (squawks) 1570 01:25:05,683 --> 01:25:07,060 (trumpeting) 1571 01:25:07,143 --> 01:25:09,354 (shouting, horses neighing) 1572 01:25:09,437 --> 01:25:11,106 (clamoring quiets) 1573 01:25:13,316 --> 01:25:14,776 My Dumb-Dumb want to speak. 1574 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,027 Thank you. 1575 01:25:17,821 --> 01:25:19,572 Now, this here is King Ahkmenrah. 1576 01:25:20,281 --> 01:25:22,867 His tablet is what brings you to life every night. 1577 01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:25,912 And those old night watchmen, they stole it. 1578 01:25:26,454 --> 01:25:29,290 Now, we need to find those guards and get the tablet back, 1579 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:31,334 and we need to do it before morning. 1580 01:25:31,417 --> 01:25:32,418 Civil War guys... 1581 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:34,420 head over to the planetarium wing. 1582 01:25:36,714 --> 01:25:39,509 My explorer friend, whose name escapes me... 1583 01:25:39,592 --> 01:25:40,635 (Whispering) It's Columbus. 1584 01:25:41,010 --> 01:25:42,178 Right, Columbus. 1585 01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:43,847 Right, I'm sorry. There's no name plate. 1586 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:46,891 So, Columbus, take the Neanderthals and do a sweep 1587 01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,269 from invertebrates all the way through reptile. 1588 01:25:49,352 --> 01:25:50,311 Jed and Octavius, 1589 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:52,564 their van is parked out back. Go take care of it. 1590 01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:55,441 Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, sir. I ain't working with toga boy. 1591 01:25:55,775 --> 01:25:58,194 Romans work alone. Ow! 1592 01:25:58,278 --> 01:25:59,988 That didn't hurt. Don't be a baby. 1593 01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:01,447 -Yes, it did. -Come on. 1594 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,825 Ow! That was much harder! 1595 01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:05,243 Guys, come on! 1596 01:26:06,452 --> 01:26:08,037 LARRY: Jed, Octavius, 1597 01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:10,874 take away the fact you were born 2,000 years apart, 1598 01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:12,292 you guys aren't that different. 1599 01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:14,711 You're both great leaders. 1600 01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,881 You just want what's best for your people, right? 1601 01:26:17,964 --> 01:26:19,007 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1602 01:26:19,799 --> 01:26:21,050 Civil War dudes, 1603 01:26:22,969 --> 01:26:24,637 you guys are brothers, for God's sakes. 1604 01:26:24,721 --> 01:26:26,806 You've gotta stop fighting. 1605 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,142 North wins. 1606 01:26:29,767 --> 01:26:32,270 Slavery is bad. Sorry. 1607 01:26:32,353 --> 01:26:33,980 Don't wanna burst your bubble, but, South, 1608 01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:37,358 you guys get Allman Brothers and... 1609 01:26:38,818 --> 01:26:40,987 NASCAR... so just chill. 1610 01:26:43,114 --> 01:26:46,242 Look, without that tablet, all of this, 1611 01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:50,038 this whole coming-to-life-at- night thing. It all goes away. 1612 01:26:51,539 --> 01:26:54,083 Now, I don't wanna let that happen, but I need your help. 1613 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:56,836 We can get this done, but we got to do it together. 1614 01:26:58,379 --> 01:26:59,297 So who's with me? 1615 01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:01,507 -(murmurs of agreement) -JEDEDIAH: Yeah. 1616 01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:03,635 Who's with me? 1617 01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:05,845 -(cheering) -Yeah! 1618 01:27:05,929 --> 01:27:07,305 Charge! 1619 01:27:07,388 --> 01:27:08,640 (roaring) 1620 01:27:08,723 --> 01:27:09,724 All right! 1621 01:27:09,807 --> 01:27:11,476 Then let's do this, people! 1622 01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:14,896 And animals... 1623 01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:18,650 ...and weird, faceless puppet creatures, 1624 01:27:18,733 --> 01:27:20,360 come on, let's go! Let's do it! 1625 01:27:43,716 --> 01:27:45,385 Come on, follow me, boys! 1626 01:27:45,468 --> 01:27:46,928 Geronimo! 1627 01:27:47,011 --> 01:27:48,221 (Octavius screaming) 1628 01:27:48,721 --> 01:27:50,515 -(all screaming) -Woo-wee! 1629 01:27:53,142 --> 01:27:54,936 (guns cocking) 1630 01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:00,608 Aw, geez. 1631 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:13,538 (speaking native language) 1632 01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:17,625 Now, boys, we can do this the easy way 1633 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:19,127 or the hard way. 1634 01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:26,384 I guess it's gonna be the hard way. 1635 01:28:26,926 --> 01:28:28,177 (speaks Italian) 1636 01:28:28,511 --> 01:28:30,221 (Neanderthals grunting, barking) 1637 01:28:30,763 --> 01:28:33,558 OCTAVIUS: All right, men, we're almost there. 1638 01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:41,316 (thunderous whooshing) 1639 01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:44,360 (all screaming) 1640 01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:45,653 (wind blows quietly) 1641 01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,489 (shouting) 1642 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:50,074 (wind blows quietly) 1643 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,160 (yelling) 1644 01:28:52,243 --> 01:28:53,703 (wind blows gently) 1645 01:28:54,954 --> 01:28:57,040 Save yourselves! 1646 01:28:57,123 --> 01:28:59,042 I ain't quitting you! 1647 01:29:01,085 --> 01:29:02,045 Gus? 1648 01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:06,090 Reginald? 1649 01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:08,509 Fellas, where are you? 1650 01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:10,511 Guys? 1651 01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:17,602 (whale trumpeting) 1652 01:29:17,977 --> 01:29:19,520 (screaming) 1653 01:29:19,604 --> 01:29:21,272 (African warriors shouting) 1654 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:23,274 That's what I'm talking about. 1655 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,317 Good job, gentlemen. 1656 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:25,401 (cheering) 1657 01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:26,444 Loving the teamwork. 1658 01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:35,036 (engine starts) 1659 01:29:36,412 --> 01:29:38,081 (flat tire thumping) 1660 01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:48,299 They vanished. 1661 01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:49,509 How will we find them? 1662 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:53,429 I know someone who can help. Come on. 1663 01:29:54,639 --> 01:29:55,681 Watch out! 1664 01:30:03,106 --> 01:30:05,191 Hey, Sacagawea or "way-a." 1665 01:30:05,274 --> 01:30:07,235 Listen, I need a favor. Somebody stole his tablet. 1666 01:30:07,318 --> 01:30:08,945 You think you can track the guys who took it? 1667 01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:11,447 He went east. 1668 01:30:12,198 --> 01:30:14,409 But he lost control and crashed. 1669 01:30:15,201 --> 01:30:17,495 You're amazing. How can you tell that? 1670 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:25,795 He left the wagon and went back. 1671 01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:27,547 He went back? 1672 01:30:29,674 --> 01:30:30,800 Why would he go back? 1673 01:30:30,883 --> 01:30:32,969 -(horses neighing) -Hyah! Hyah! 1674 01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:35,430 -Get out of the way! -(gasps) 1675 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:39,100 (grunts) 1676 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,647 You saved me. 1677 01:30:45,523 --> 01:30:47,108 You're worth saving, my dear. 1678 01:30:48,609 --> 01:30:51,195 Oh, that's problematic. 1679 01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:52,738 Teddy. Oh, man. 1680 01:30:52,822 --> 01:30:55,741 Larry, relax, I'm wax. You've got to do something. 1681 01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:58,619 Dawn's approaching, and half the museum is running amok outside. 1682 01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:00,621 -He's got my tablet. -(tires squealing) 1683 01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:04,459 JEDEDIAH: Yee-haw! Come on, Octi! 1684 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:07,545 -Yee-haw! -Whoo! 1685 01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:13,342 At your service, Gigantor. 1686 01:31:13,426 --> 01:31:15,428 How can we be of assistance, my liege? 1687 01:31:15,761 --> 01:31:16,888 Give me a second, guys. 1688 01:31:17,388 --> 01:31:18,431 (tiny truck engine revs) 1689 01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:22,185 (thundering footsteps) 1690 01:31:22,268 --> 01:31:23,102 Rexy. 1691 01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:24,604 (roaring) 1692 01:31:25,104 --> 01:31:26,105 Here, boy. 1693 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,524 Teddy, I need a horse. 1694 01:31:29,025 --> 01:31:30,067 Do it, man. 1695 01:31:32,778 --> 01:31:34,197 Hyah! Hyah! 1696 01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,038 (roaring) 1697 01:31:42,121 --> 01:31:43,498 (Nicky laughing) 1698 01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:44,916 Whoo! 1699 01:31:44,999 --> 01:31:46,167 Whoo! 1700 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,628 Come on! Let me hear you yell! 1701 01:31:48,711 --> 01:31:51,297 -Yeah! -Just living the dream, baby! 1702 01:31:51,380 --> 01:31:53,049 I'm loving this! 1703 01:31:53,132 --> 01:31:54,258 (T-Rex roaring) 1704 01:31:56,385 --> 01:31:58,721 LARRY: Pull the stagecoach over now! 1705 01:31:59,263 --> 01:32:01,682 -Wow! -Hyah! 1706 01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:03,351 JEDEDIAH: Can I make this turn up here? 1707 01:32:03,434 --> 01:32:04,393 Uh... 1708 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,939 JEDEDIAH: I'll take that as a yes. Hang on! 1709 01:32:11,108 --> 01:32:11,943 (grunting) 1710 01:32:13,444 --> 01:32:14,779 (screaming) 1711 01:32:14,862 --> 01:32:16,614 I can't hold it! 1712 01:32:16,697 --> 01:32:18,157 Whoa! 1713 01:32:18,241 --> 01:32:19,534 (screaming) 1714 01:32:30,294 --> 01:32:32,505 Come on, Tex. Let's finish this. Hyah! 1715 01:32:32,838 --> 01:32:34,006 Hyah! Come on! 1716 01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:38,135 CECIL: Hyah! Hyah! 1717 01:32:39,637 --> 01:32:41,430 Give me the tablet, Cecil! 1718 01:32:41,514 --> 01:32:43,140 Can't do it, son! 1719 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:45,101 Hyah! Hyah! 1720 01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:46,352 Hyah! 1721 01:32:46,727 --> 01:32:47,895 LARRY: Pull over! 1722 01:32:48,354 --> 01:32:51,357 It ain't gonna happen. Moving on. 1723 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:54,986 Last chance, Cecil. Stop the horses, or I will. 1724 01:32:55,069 --> 01:32:57,196 They can't be stopped, Larry. 1725 01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:00,658 Don't you know your history? These are money carriers. 1726 01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:04,161 They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word. 1727 01:33:04,245 --> 01:33:06,038 Really? You mean a word like... 1728 01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:08,624 "Dakota!" 1729 01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:10,293 (gasps) 1730 01:33:10,376 --> 01:33:12,128 (screaming) Oh! 1731 01:33:12,211 --> 01:33:13,045 (grunts) 1732 01:33:13,879 --> 01:33:14,922 Come on, Tex. 1733 01:33:19,385 --> 01:33:20,469 I read up on my history. 1734 01:33:20,886 --> 01:33:21,721 Thanks for the tip. 1735 01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:23,222 Oh, and by the way, 1736 01:33:23,681 --> 01:33:25,474 don't ever talk to me like that in front of my son. 1737 01:33:28,352 --> 01:33:29,437 Moving on. 1738 01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:36,110 -Hey, Huns. -Tell Attila to have his boys 1739 01:33:36,193 --> 01:33:37,069 take him back to the museum. 1740 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,571 Put him with the rest of the guards, OK? 1741 01:33:38,654 --> 01:33:40,948 (speaking native language) 1742 01:33:41,449 --> 01:33:43,701 Oh, and no limb-ripping, OK? 1743 01:33:44,118 --> 01:33:45,870 (speaking native language) 1744 01:33:45,953 --> 01:33:46,787 No, no, no. 1745 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:48,247 Micaca? 1746 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:53,002 Ma micaca. 1747 01:33:53,085 --> 01:33:53,919 (chuckling) 1748 01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:57,840 (shouting in native language) 1749 01:33:57,923 --> 01:33:59,717 Hey, wait, wait, hold the phone. 1750 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,260 What does "monkey caca" mean? 1751 01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,720 Wait. Translation, please? 1752 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,183 The year was 19-aught-nine. 1753 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:11,479 was going up the Zambezi River in Africa and our river guide was a brilliant pygmy 1754 01:34:11,562 --> 01:34:12,647 who spoke only by clicking. 1755 01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:15,024 (clicking tongue, speaking gibberish) 1756 01:34:15,524 --> 01:34:16,442 (laughing) 1757 01:34:16,984 --> 01:34:20,071 (clicking tongue, speaking gibberish) 1758 01:34:20,404 --> 01:34:21,781 Oh, there we are. 1759 01:34:25,910 --> 01:34:26,744 Oh, boy. 1760 01:34:27,203 --> 01:34:28,079 AKMENRAH: What is it? 1761 01:34:28,162 --> 01:34:29,789 I've gotta get you guys back to the museum. 1762 01:34:31,749 --> 01:34:32,625 NICKY: How? 1763 01:34:35,795 --> 01:34:38,214 Ahkmenrah, I'm gonna need your help. 1764 01:34:38,297 --> 01:34:40,466 This is your tablet. You know the instructions. 1765 01:34:40,549 --> 01:34:41,634 I need you to get everyone back. 1766 01:34:42,009 --> 01:34:43,803 (speaking in native language) 1767 01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:56,440 (T-Rex roaring) 1768 01:34:58,275 --> 01:35:01,404 (thundering footsteps) 1769 01:35:07,535 --> 01:35:08,369 (dial beeps) 1770 01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:10,621 Come on. 1771 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,039 There's somebody who's gotta see this. 1772 01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:16,377 MAN: What I'm saying is, 1773 01:35:16,460 --> 01:35:18,462 for the type of money that they pay A-Rod, 1774 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:21,465 he ought to be bringing home a World Series trophy every season. 1775 01:35:22,091 --> 01:35:23,050 You know what I mean? 1776 01:35:23,134 --> 01:35:25,511 -(T-Rex roaring) -(thundering footsteps) 1777 01:35:34,228 --> 01:35:37,606 -(trumpeting) -(growling) 1778 01:35:42,278 --> 01:35:44,780 Now, who they gonna get to clean up all that doo-doo? 1779 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:46,157 -AHKMENRAH: Inuit. -LARRY: Yeah. 1780 01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:47,908 AHKMENRAH: One terra-cotta soldier. 1781 01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:49,785 -Vikings. -LARRY: Right. 1782 01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:50,995 AHKMENRAH: Alpaca. 1783 01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:52,037 LARRY: Welcome back, ladies. 1784 01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:52,955 AHKMENRAH: Llama. 1785 01:35:53,038 --> 01:35:55,875 Hey, uh, Viking, guys? Do me a favor. 1786 01:35:55,958 --> 01:35:57,585 Your fellows made some sort of funeral pyre 1787 01:35:57,668 --> 01:35:59,086 type thing in petrified wood. 1788 01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:00,588 Go clean that up, OK? 1789 01:36:00,671 --> 01:36:01,505 Thank you. 1790 01:36:01,839 --> 01:36:03,924 -(loud braying) -Uh-oh, he's back. 1791 01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:05,259 I'll deal with this joker. 1792 01:36:05,885 --> 01:36:08,763 Hey, hey, Moose. It's not gonna happen, buddy. 1793 01:36:08,846 --> 01:36:11,640 I told you three times. You can't come through this doorwith those antlers. 1794 01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:14,643 So you and your caribou buddy, you all gotta go around to the loading dock. 1795 01:36:14,727 --> 01:36:15,728 ROOSEVELT: Lawrence! 1796 01:36:15,811 --> 01:36:17,229 Hey, Teddy. 1797 01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:19,899 Great to see you in one piece. 1798 01:36:20,232 --> 01:36:22,526 Oh! Sacagawea. A little hot wax and I'm a new man. 1799 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:23,444 Larry? 1800 01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:30,367 I told you I wasn't making fun of you. 1801 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:32,077 I know. 1802 01:36:32,161 --> 01:36:33,078 Teddy? 1803 01:36:35,664 --> 01:36:37,583 Oh, my God. 1804 01:36:39,543 --> 01:36:40,461 You wanna meet her? 1805 01:36:43,047 --> 01:36:44,340 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1806 01:36:44,423 --> 01:36:46,383 Come on. Excuse me. 1807 01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:49,136 President Roosevelt, this is my friend, Rebecca. 1808 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:50,763 -An honor. -Hi. 1809 01:36:50,846 --> 01:36:52,973 And this is Sacaga-waya. 1810 01:36:53,057 --> 01:36:53,891 -Wee-ya. -Wee-ya. 1811 01:36:53,974 --> 01:36:57,686 Wee-ya. I think, uh, she has a few questions 1812 01:36:57,770 --> 01:36:58,729 she wants to ask you. 1813 01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:02,691 You rock. I am a big fan. 1814 01:37:04,151 --> 01:37:05,736 What would you like to know? 1815 01:37:06,195 --> 01:37:07,321 Um... Well, I mean, 1816 01:37:07,404 --> 01:37:09,073 I don't know where to start, but, uh... 1817 01:37:09,156 --> 01:37:12,326 -(thudding footsteps) -(low growling) 1818 01:37:21,001 --> 01:37:23,045 One Buddha. Namaste. 1819 01:37:23,128 --> 01:37:24,088 Check. 1820 01:37:24,713 --> 01:37:27,049 -Two zebra. -(braying) 1821 01:37:27,132 --> 01:37:29,552 Uh, right, check. 1822 01:37:29,635 --> 01:37:31,554 Dexter! Welcome back. 1823 01:37:31,637 --> 01:37:34,348 Hey, Dex. So, look, no hard feelings, all right? 1824 01:37:35,766 --> 01:37:36,600 Lawrence! 1825 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:38,686 You saw... You saw what he did just then. 1826 01:37:38,769 --> 01:37:40,604 -Who's evolved? -I am. 1827 01:37:40,688 --> 01:37:41,897 Who's evolved? 1828 01:37:41,981 --> 01:37:42,815 I am! 1829 01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:44,942 -(squeaks) -Good. 1830 01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:47,945 -(chittering) -Well, they're all here. 1831 01:37:48,028 --> 01:37:49,572 Well done! Everyone's in. 1832 01:37:49,655 --> 01:37:52,616 Yeah, well... not everyone. 1833 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:56,912 We lost a couple of good little men out there tonight. 1834 01:37:58,372 --> 01:38:00,958 With great victory comes great sacrifice. 1835 01:38:03,127 --> 01:38:03,961 Yeah. 1836 01:38:07,631 --> 01:38:09,550 Dad, look. 1837 01:38:15,472 --> 01:38:16,390 Bully! 1838 01:38:38,037 --> 01:38:40,164 You ain't gettin' rid of us that easy. 1839 01:39:00,851 --> 01:39:02,186 Until tomorrow evening, Lawrence. 1840 01:39:03,145 --> 01:39:05,356 Yeah, I don't know about that, Teddy. 1841 01:39:06,231 --> 01:39:08,192 It's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one. 1842 01:39:08,275 --> 01:39:09,860 Well, if that's indeed the case, 1843 01:39:10,778 --> 01:39:12,154 then it's farewell, my friend. 1844 01:39:14,573 --> 01:39:15,407 Nick... 1845 01:39:17,618 --> 01:39:18,953 Your father's a great man. 1846 01:39:19,745 --> 01:39:20,746 I know. 1847 01:39:27,169 --> 01:39:28,087 I told you. 1848 01:39:32,424 --> 01:39:34,218 All right. Good night. 1849 01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:35,636 No, Lawrence... 1850 01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:37,346 Good day. 1851 01:39:37,429 --> 01:39:38,263 (blade clangs) 1852 01:39:42,559 --> 01:39:43,644 Hey, Teddy? 1853 01:39:57,741 --> 01:39:58,575 Thanks. 1854 01:40:12,881 --> 01:40:14,591 ANNOUNCER: You're watching New York 1. 1855 01:40:14,675 --> 01:40:16,051 News All Morning. 1856 01:40:17,386 --> 01:40:18,387 Thanks for joining us this morning. 1857 01:40:18,470 --> 01:40:20,264 There is a fresh blanket of snow on the ground today, 1858 01:40:20,347 --> 01:40:22,349 but it's not the snow that's got New Yorkers talking. 1859 01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:24,018 It's what's in the snow. 1860 01:40:24,101 --> 01:40:26,854 There are dinosaur tracks along West 81st Street. 1861 01:40:27,604 --> 01:40:28,772 Here's the remarkable video. 1862 01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:31,150 These appear to be Tyrannosaurus Rex tracks, 1863 01:40:31,233 --> 01:40:33,694 and they lead straight to the Museum of Natural History. 1864 01:40:34,611 --> 01:40:36,572 REPORTER 2: Authorities have found what appear to be 1865 01:40:36,655 --> 01:40:38,449 cave drawings in the subway. 1866 01:40:38,949 --> 01:40:41,326 REPORTER 3: Neanderthals atop the museum roof. 1867 01:40:41,410 --> 01:40:43,495 Elaborate hoax or publicity stunt? 1868 01:40:43,579 --> 01:40:45,789 You be the judge. But one thing's for sure: 1869 01:40:45,873 --> 01:40:49,209 The folks at the Natural History Museum have really outdone them... 1870 01:40:52,713 --> 01:40:53,714 Any explanation at all? 1871 01:40:58,177 --> 01:40:59,678 No. Got nothing. 1872 01:40:59,762 --> 01:41:00,596 Good. 1873 01:41:01,722 --> 01:41:03,599 I'll take your keys and your flashlight. 1874 01:41:19,531 --> 01:41:20,949 (crowd clamor) 1875 01:41:22,534 --> 01:41:24,828 MAN: Folks, this way. Stay with me. 1876 01:41:25,412 --> 01:41:27,456 Thank you all for coming. I'll be your guide... 1877 01:41:27,539 --> 01:41:29,083 (animated conversation, laughter) 1878 01:41:47,976 --> 01:41:48,852 GUIDE: Up these stairs... 1879 01:42:22,177 --> 01:42:23,804 My name is Nick Daley. 1880 01:42:23,887 --> 01:42:26,014 My Career Day parent is my dad. 1881 01:42:26,431 --> 01:42:29,143 He's the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History. 1882 01:42:34,439 --> 01:42:35,691 Hey, how's it going? 1883 01:42:35,774 --> 01:42:36,733 Well, Nicky said it. 1884 01:42:36,817 --> 01:42:39,236 I'm the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History. 1885 01:42:39,319 --> 01:42:40,612 And let me tell you something. 1886 01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:42,447 That's when history comes alive. 1887 01:42:44,533 --> 01:42:46,034 How many of you guys have been over to the museum? 1888 01:42:46,118 --> 01:42:47,119 (answering enthusiastically) 1889 01:42:47,202 --> 01:42:51,165 (intro to "September" by Earth, Wind and Fire plays) 1890 01:42:51,540 --> 01:42:54,126 (cheering and laughter) 1891 01:42:58,005 --> 01:42:59,715 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 1892 01:43:00,716 --> 01:43:03,260 ♪ The 21st night of September? ♪ 1893 01:43:04,136 --> 01:43:06,847 ♪ Love was changing the minds of pretenders... ♪ 1894 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:10,726 Goal! 1895 01:43:10,809 --> 01:43:11,935 (cheering) 1896 01:43:13,645 --> 01:43:14,938 ♪ Our hearts were ringing ♪ 1897 01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:18,901 ♪ In the key that our souls were singing ♪ 1898 01:43:19,610 --> 01:43:21,361 ♪ As we danced in the night ♪ 1899 01:43:21,445 --> 01:43:22,362 ♪ Remember... ♪ 1900 01:43:22,446 --> 01:43:24,907 (hooting and hollering) 1901 01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:28,744 ♪ Ba de ya, say do you remember... ♪ 1902 01:43:28,827 --> 01:43:31,163 (grunting in awe) 1903 01:43:31,246 --> 01:43:32,372 (tires screeching) 1904 01:43:32,456 --> 01:43:34,124 (elephant, mammoth trumpeting) 1905 01:43:37,211 --> 01:43:38,462 ♪ Ba-doo-doo, ba-doo-doo... ♪ 1906 01:43:38,921 --> 01:43:40,797 Hey! It's getting late. You ready to go home? 1907 01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:42,132 Nope. 1908 01:43:44,301 --> 01:43:45,969 (revving engine) 1909 01:43:47,471 --> 01:43:48,805 ♪ It's ba de ya... ♪ 1910 01:43:48,889 --> 01:43:49,723 Let's rock. 1911 01:43:49,806 --> 01:43:52,142 -(tires screeching) -(T-Rex growls playfully) 1912 01:43:53,310 --> 01:43:55,062 ♪ Dancing in September ♪ 1913 01:43:55,145 --> 01:43:56,521 ♪ Ba de ya ♪ 1914 01:43:56,605 --> 01:43:59,066 (muffled) ♪ Ba de ya, ba de ya ♪ 1915 01:43:59,149 --> 01:44:01,777 ♪ Ya! ♪ 1916 01:44:02,653 --> 01:44:03,487 (song ends) 1917 01:44:03,570 --> 01:44:04,780 ♪ Tonight is the right night ♪ 1918 01:44:04,863 --> 01:44:06,073 ♪ Everybody's all right ♪ 1919 01:44:06,156 --> 01:44:07,407 ♪ Yo, feel it in my bones ♪ 1920 01:44:07,491 --> 01:44:08,450 ♪ We gonna make it out of sight ♪ 1921 01:44:08,533 --> 01:44:10,786 ♪ So if you ready, go, party till the daylight ♪ 1922 01:44:10,869 --> 01:44:13,163 -♪ Coming alive with me ♪ -♪ Ooh! ♪ 1923 01:44:13,247 --> 01:44:15,624 ♪ Baby, don't be shy, it's time to come alive ♪ 1924 01:44:15,707 --> 01:44:16,917 ♪ Yeah, have a good time ♪ 1925 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:18,085 ♪ So get your hands high ♪ 1926 01:44:18,168 --> 01:44:20,379 ♪ Groove 'cause it feels right under the moonlight ♪ 1927 01:44:20,462 --> 01:44:21,797 ♪ Nod your head with me ♪ 1928 01:44:21,880 --> 01:44:23,048 ♪ Nod your head with me ♪ 1929 01:44:23,131 --> 01:44:25,133 ♪ When the nighttime comes, we go out ♪ 1930 01:44:25,217 --> 01:44:27,636 ♪ Madness under the moon is our style... ♪ 1931 01:44:28,053 --> 01:44:31,515 REGINALD: It was nice of Larry not to rat us out, but this is ridiculous. 1932 01:44:31,598 --> 01:44:33,475 GUS: We're night watchmen, not janitors. 1933 01:44:34,726 --> 01:44:36,728 CECIL: Gentlemen, you're doing a terrific job. 1934 01:44:36,812 --> 01:44:38,438 I'm going to catch a few Zs. 1935 01:44:38,522 --> 01:44:39,356 GUS: You ain't going nowhere. 1936 01:44:39,898 --> 01:44:41,692 Start mopping, hot dog. 1937 01:44:41,775 --> 01:44:44,486 ♪ Tonight is the right night, everybody's all right ♪ 1938 01:44:44,569 --> 01:44:45,779 ♪ Yo, feel it in my bones ♪ 1939 01:44:45,862 --> 01:44:46,822 ♪ We're gonna make it out of sight... ♪ 1940 01:44:46,905 --> 01:44:47,739 Over here. 1941 01:44:48,699 --> 01:44:50,659 ♪ ...daylight Coming alive with me ♪ 1942 01:44:50,742 --> 01:44:51,660 ♪ Coming alive with me ♪ 1943 01:44:51,743 --> 01:44:54,079 ♪ Come with me, let's get away ♪ 1944 01:44:54,162 --> 01:44:56,373 ♪ Out at night and sleep all day ♪ 1945 01:44:56,456 --> 01:44:58,709 ♪ I don't care what people say ♪ 1946 01:44:58,792 --> 01:45:01,169 ♪ Keep going and going and going till there's no way ♪ 1947 01:45:01,253 --> 01:45:03,630 ♪ After dark, we get it popping ♪ 1948 01:45:03,714 --> 01:45:06,049 ♪ Once we come alive, there's no stopping ♪ 1949 01:45:06,133 --> 01:45:08,260 ♪ Get the feeling, catch the flow ♪ 1950 01:45:08,343 --> 01:45:10,721 ♪ Of the nighttime groove, so here we go ♪ 1951 01:45:10,804 --> 01:45:13,390 ♪ Tonight is the right night, everybody's all right ♪ 1952 01:45:13,473 --> 01:45:14,641 ♪ Yo, feel it in my bones ♪ 1953 01:45:14,725 --> 01:45:15,726 ♪ We gonna to make it out of sight ♪ 1954 01:45:15,809 --> 01:45:16,977 ♪ So if you're ready, go ♪ 1955 01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:18,145 ♪ Party till the daylight ♪ 1956 01:45:18,228 --> 01:45:19,438 ♪ Coming alive with me ♪ 1957 01:45:19,521 --> 01:45:20,731 ♪ Coming alive with me ♪ 1958 01:45:20,814 --> 01:45:21,898 ♪ Baby, don't be shy ♪ 1959 01:45:21,982 --> 01:45:22,983 ♪ It's time to come alive ♪ 1960 01:45:23,066 --> 01:45:24,192 ♪ Yeah, have a good time ♪ 1961 01:45:24,276 --> 01:45:25,319 ♪ So get your hands high ♪ 1962 01:45:25,402 --> 01:45:27,696 ♪ Groove 'cause it feels right under the moonlight ♪ 1963 01:45:27,779 --> 01:45:30,532 ♪ Nod your head with me... ♪ 1964 01:45:30,615 --> 01:45:32,701 (reggae rap interlude) 1965 01:45:48,342 --> 01:45:49,301 (rap ends) 1966 01:45:49,384 --> 01:45:51,553 ♪ When the nighttime comes, we go out ♪ 1967 01:45:51,636 --> 01:45:54,014 ♪ Madness under the moon is our style ♪ 1968 01:45:54,097 --> 01:45:56,350 ♪ Do what we want, the magic is right ♪ 1969 01:45:56,433 --> 01:45:58,977 ♪ Let's party under the morning light ♪ 1970 01:45:59,061 --> 01:46:01,396 ♪ Tonight is the right night, everybody's all right ♪ 1971 01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:02,647 ♪ Yo, feel it in my bones ♪ 1972 01:46:02,731 --> 01:46:03,774 ♪ We gonna make it out of sight ♪ 1973 01:46:03,857 --> 01:46:06,068 ♪ So if you ready, go, party till the daylight ♪ 1974 01:46:06,151 --> 01:46:07,611 ♪ Coming alive with me ♪ 1975 01:46:07,694 --> 01:46:08,862 ♪ Coming alive with me ♪ 1976 01:46:08,945 --> 01:46:09,863 ♪ Baby, don't be shy ♪ 1977 01:46:09,946 --> 01:46:11,073 ♪ It's time to come alive ♪ 1978 01:46:11,156 --> 01:46:12,282 ♪ Yeah, have a good time ♪ 1979 01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:13,408 ♪ So get your hands high ♪ 1980 01:46:13,492 --> 01:46:15,744 ♪ Groove 'cause it feels right under the moonlight ♪ 1981 01:46:15,827 --> 01:46:17,079 ♪ Nod your head with me ♪ 1982 01:46:17,162 --> 01:46:18,413 ♪ Nod your head with me ♪ 1983 01:46:18,497 --> 01:46:20,540 ♪ Tonight is the right night, everybody's all right ♪ 1984 01:46:20,624 --> 01:46:21,917 ♪ Yo, feel it in my bones ♪ 1985 01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:22,959 ♪ We gonna make it out of sight ♪ 1986 01:46:23,043 --> 01:46:25,295 ♪ So if you ready, go, party till the daylight... ♪ 1987 01:46:25,379 --> 01:46:26,838 (song fades) 138574

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