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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:08,421 -And now take me to his father. 2 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:14,479 See you later Conchita. I'll be back soon. Let's go. 3 00:00:21,613 --> 00:00:23,658 THE CANNIBALISTIC COUNCILLOR 4 00:00:26,946 --> 00:00:28,947 I'm sick of everything... 5 00:00:28,948 --> 00:00:33,859 of men, of diets, of collagen, of liposuction, of politics... 6 00:00:33,894 --> 00:00:35,883 sick of everything, apart from sex. 7 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,053 I'm social affairs advisor... 8 00:00:38,054 --> 00:00:40,649 as much in my personal life as in my professional one. 9 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:44,403 I believe that sex is a profoundly social matter 10 00:00:44,843 --> 00:00:47,810 and that sexual pleasure is something that everyone should have access to. 11 00:00:47,811 --> 00:00:50,319 without prejudice or limits. 12 00:00:51,256 --> 00:00:54,491 We should encourage the culture of promiscuity, 13 00:00:54,492 --> 00:00:57,658 of swapping partners and having many lovers. 14 00:00:59,746 --> 00:01:04,704 Desire should be acknowledged as the principal means to a better society. 15 00:01:05,539 --> 00:01:09,232 When you desire someone, you don't usually want to harm them. 16 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:11,516 It means you're compassionate towards them. 17 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:14,564 Unless you're rejected, of course. 18 00:01:14,564 --> 00:01:19,000 I think this is a very interesting, yet unexplored issue. 19 00:01:19,444 --> 00:01:24,739 Especially from female, political and right-wing perspectives. 20 00:01:34,088 --> 00:01:40,023 I'll take a year off to write a book that addresses this issue. 21 00:01:40,742 --> 00:01:44,777 A book where I can write any whim that comes to mind 22 00:01:44,778 --> 00:01:47,146 during the assemblies and the ceremonies at the prefecture. 23 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:52,016 The openings of park and tunnels, mass at Madrid's Cathedral etc. 24 00:01:52,203 --> 00:01:55,813 at these times - as at all times - all I think about is sex. 25 00:01:55,991 --> 00:02:01,917 My only interest lies in checking out a man's behind, then his feet, and his package. 26 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:05,182 So I use sunglasses and lie about having a phobia of light. 27 00:02:05,183 --> 00:02:07,331 But I can look at whatever I want. 28 00:02:07,366 --> 00:02:09,516 My problem started very early on 29 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,809 my interest in men's parts began at aroung age 4. 30 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:19,838 and I could just grab them by lifting my hand as if I was picking fruit. 31 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:24,810 At the beginning I was very successful, and very popular with everyone. 32 00:02:25,284 --> 00:02:28,028 Until all the men in my family and among my friends 33 00:02:28,063 --> 00:02:31,129 (none of whom were gay) 34 00:02:31,164 --> 00:02:34,734 began to reject me when thay saw me coming. 35 00:02:35,791 --> 00:02:39,723 I learned to be an outsider at an early age. It's very hard. 36 00:02:39,758 --> 00:02:43,659 You start to despise yourself at as young as age three. 37 00:02:43,808 --> 00:02:45,841 I learned from hearing screams of 38 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:48,882 "Don't touch that!" "Don't eat that!" 39 00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:51,268 God it was a hard age! 40 00:02:51,503 --> 00:02:53,953 I think Franco was a good ruler, 41 00:02:53,954 --> 00:02:57,012 but when it came to sex, he was clueless. 42 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:02,183 I cherish everything about the male body. 43 00:03:02,408 --> 00:03:07,749 But I love the feet the most. Ah the feet! They drive me crazy. 44 00:03:08,503 --> 00:03:11,608 Once I was talking about it at a party. 45 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:14,135 At that point everyone was half out of it. 46 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:18,286 Well, my colleagues covered their faces 47 00:03:18,956 --> 00:03:22,505 And yet Calie, for example, loves to eat pig's feet. 48 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:26,523 What's the difference between eating the feet of a pig and those of a man? 49 00:03:28,147 --> 00:03:33,372 When i said this, the Health Advisor told me that she prefers dick, 50 00:03:33,407 --> 00:03:36,840 and that she likes to hit herself across the face with a cock before sticking it in her mouth. 51 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:41,000 I told her that this is exactly the problem with the PAP, conveying the image 52 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:44,492 of a party that's out of touch and stuck in the past. 53 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:49,426 I also like that sucking dick and all, but I want something more! 54 00:03:49,461 --> 00:03:52,163 People expect something more from us. 55 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:57,567 We have to offer the citizens something more,some alternatives to help them grow and be happier. 56 00:03:58,159 --> 00:04:03,150 The really interesting thing about this -whish could even attract the 57 00:04:03,151 --> 00:04:10,555 (I'll dedicated a whole chapter of my book to this) it's that, for example, what I like most when I've got a cock in my mouth, 58 00:04:10,556 --> 00:04:13,722 oh i love a finger in my vagina... 59 00:04:13,723 --> 00:04:20,138 or better still, two fingers in the vagina, or, one i the vagina and the other in my ass. 60 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:24,990 Specifically, when I'm nicely lubricated, just how I like it 61 00:04:24,991 --> 00:04:28,338 I'll suggest to the people that they try it at home, 62 00:04:28,339 --> 00:04:31,538 because there is nothing more democratic than pleasure. 63 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:35,740 What I like is to go down on a guy and start to eat his feet and ankles. 64 00:04:40,901 --> 00:04:45,116 Well, one of my fantasies is to eat a man whole, starting with the feet. 65 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:51,112 I tried and I managed to put a whole size 45 foot in my mouth. 66 00:04:52,637 --> 00:04:54,419 What do you think abouth that? 67 00:04:54,892 --> 00:04:57,242 I already have the title of my book! 68 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,771 "A Pig in the PAP" 69 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:02,398 Sounds like a bestseller, eh? 70 00:05:03,181 --> 00:05:06,285 You can accuse me of anything, apart from smugness. 71 00:05:06,286 --> 00:05:10,969 Before I go to bed, I do a little self-evaluation and then I can sleep peacefully. 72 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:14,052 I haven't been sleeping well lately. 73 00:05:14,053 --> 00:05:19,675 Sometimes I think it might be the coke. But I won't have problems stopping. I have control. 74 00:05:28,559 --> 00:05:34,153 What do you think of Pina? I don't think she's beautiful enough to be a model. 75 00:05:34,154 --> 00:05:39,400 Pretty, yes, but look, waiting for a man day and night 76 00:05:39,401 --> 00:05:41,725 is like something from the nineteenth century. 77 00:05:41,726 --> 00:05:45,034 Look, when my husband left me, a few days ago 78 00:05:45,035 --> 00:05:50,750 when he closed the door I screamed really loud, so he could hear. 79 00:05:52,597 --> 00:05:56,730 "OK, let the next one in!" 80 00:05:57,853 --> 00:06:02,713 I went out into the street, and he was waiting for me, the next one. 81 00:06:05,507 --> 00:06:08,450 But I just felt disappointed. 82 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,959 Silvio will tell you. Unless you want me to tell you? 83 00:06:15,682 --> 00:06:21,117 -Hi. -Hi. -Who are you? -Maribel, and you? 84 00:06:21,118 --> 00:06:28,778 -Chon. -Did you notice I was sleeping, Chon? -Like a log. �I had a dream. -Oh yea? What dream? 85 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:33,515 -I think it was an erotic dream. -How wonderful, what happened? 86 00:06:33,516 --> 00:06:40,103 -I don't remember it all, but I think it involved a man's toes. 87 00:06:40,104 --> 00:06:42,830 -Did you eat them? -Yes! 88 00:06:43,379 --> 00:06:49,470 -I started to eat them and ended up eating the whole man. Crazy huh? 89 00:06:49,671 --> 00:06:52,842 -I started to eat them and ended up eating the whole man. Crazy huh? 90 00:06:52,843 --> 00:06:56,040 -You're brilliant, despite appearances. 91 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:15,000 prevod uredio ... 8439