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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,406 Tonight on The Tonight Show. 2 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:08,308 I thought it would be funny if we maybe 3 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:09,809 just did some prank calls. 4 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:12,012 I'm going to call crazy Tony's shell say 5 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:14,748 that you're stuck in their bathroom 6 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:16,616 and there's no toilet paper. 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,785 Shell gas station. 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,120 You're not going to believe this. 9 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,222 Well, I'm stuck in your bathroom right now, 10 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,991 and there's no toilet paper Oh, my. 11 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:26,760 Hold on one second. 12 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:29,062 I'll be right there Wait, I got out. 13 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,535 From studio 60, in Rockefeller Center 14 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:37,137 in the heart of New York City. 15 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:42,042 It's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon Hey hey 16 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:46,312 hey hey Jimmy and his guests, Dakota Johnson Hey hey hey. 17 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,714 Jonathan Graf. 18 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,916 Musical guest Matt Berninger. 19 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:54,187 And featuring legendary roots crew. 20 00:00:54,254 --> 00:01:01,261 214 and now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon Hey hey hey hey hey 21 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:14,507 hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey Hey hey 22 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:22,749 hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. 23 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,687 Come on. 24 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,189 That's what I'm talking about. 25 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,358 Whoa I love you. 26 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,559 Thank you, Thank you. 27 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,294 Enjoy yourself Welcome, everybody Welcome, 28 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,663 welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show. 29 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,664 You're here. 30 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,932 You made it. 31 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,667 Thank you for watching at home. 32 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,635 It was a beautiful day here in New York City. 33 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:43,770 Wasn't it. 34 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,840 Beautiful although, although it's 35 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:49,175 hard to feel safe outside knowing that Todd and 36 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,978 Julie Chrisley are back roaming the streets, 37 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:58,685 so Yeah, it was a gorgeous day. 38 00:01:58,752 --> 00:01:59,819 It was so nice. 39 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,287 Elon Musk was wearing sunglasses, 40 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,123 but that was just to cover his black eye. 41 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:06,726 And yeah, yeah, Elon Musk has officially 42 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,361 left the federal government, and 43 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:10,730 he showed up to his farewell event in the Oval office 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:11,831 with a black eye. 45 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,400 Take a look at this. 46 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:18,304 Whoa honestly, it's jarring to see Elon's face with any color 47 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:22,075 Yeah, Elon was in the office. 48 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,543 Oval office with a black eye. 49 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,078 Trump was like, if you needed some cover up, 50 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,079 I have tons of it. 51 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:28,648 You orange number 36. 52 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,484 I have autumnal squash. 53 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,186 I have a baby pumpkin. 54 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,093 Elon claims the bruise was a result of his kid punching him 55 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:43,329 while they were horsing around at, 56 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,198 one of his kids punched him, which narrows it down 57 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,133 to about 100 suspects, so. 58 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,539 I don't know who it is, but probably in the audience 59 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:55,642 tonight Yeah, yeah. 60 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,844 Elon showed up to his farewell event in the Oval office 61 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,212 with a black eye. 62 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,214 He said that his son hit him while they were playing. 63 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,249 But there are a lot of people who think that sounds made up. 64 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:04,718 It sounds like an excuse. 65 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,087 So right now Elon is explaining it using a special excuse 66 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,521 generator Really Yeah. 67 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:09,756 Check out how it works. 68 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,758 When people ask, how did you get that Black eye. 69 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:16,730 It tells him to say, I went to New York 70 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,231 wearing a Pacers Jersey. 71 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:21,735 So you weren't saying it's different excuses like I see. 72 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,603 So here's another. 73 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,071 Here's another, he could say. 74 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:30,510 I rode an elevator with Patti LuPone. 75 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:31,778 I mean, this is. 76 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,849 Anything could. 77 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:41,721 He could also say I told Trump that the McRib 78 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:42,922 is never coming back. 79 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:47,093 I mean, this is fighting stuff Wow finally, 80 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:52,599 he could say I crossed the street in front 81 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,967 of a self-driving Tesla. 82 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,535 These are good excuses. 83 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:56,536 Anything you use. 84 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,204 Anything so this kid punches me. 85 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:02,475 More news from the White House. 86 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,411 Apparently, Trump is upset that people 87 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,913 are making fun of him going back on his tariffs 88 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,517 by calling him taco, which stands 89 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:14,387 for Trump always chickens out. 90 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,756 Yep Trump was like, oh, it's more like pizza. 91 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,592 President is awesome. 92 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,731 Switching gears to some TV news here. 93 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,066 Netflix just announced that they 94 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,568 are releasing the final season of Stranger Things 95 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:34,474 this fall Woo I'm excited. 96 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,176 Fans are excited because it's been 97 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,211 three whole years since the last season came 98 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,146 out Yeah, it's been a while. 99 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,915 Just check out the promo I saw for the finale. 100 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,450 Look at this. 101 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:46,886 The fifth and final season of Stranger Things is almost here, 102 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,557 and it's time for one last adventure with the entire gang. 103 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:57,630 Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Will, and 11 take on Vecna. 104 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,368 Stranger things five Oh, they're old. 105 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:08,775 Growing up D Well, get this I read 106 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,711 that Mattel is working on a new movie based on the arcade 107 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,580 game whack-a-mole. 108 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,215 I got to say, it's an interesting choice. 109 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,517 So here now to talk about it is self-proclaimed whack-a-mole 110 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,053 expert, John orff Welcome to the show, 111 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:24,424 John Hey, Jimmy Hey, Jimmy. 112 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,692 Great to be here. 113 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,927 So so you're you're a whack-a-mole expert. 114 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,529 What exactly does that mean. 115 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:32,165 Well, it means just that I know everything there 116 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,967 is about whack-a-mole, Jimmy. 117 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,468 It's my passion. 118 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:38,538 After all these years of doing it, I become an expert. 119 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,840 How did you get into it. 120 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,777 Let's see I must have started whacking around 121 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:48,915 the time I was 12 or 13 Yeah The first time I whacked, 122 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:53,153 I was like, hey, I'm really good at this. 123 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:59,793 I didn't tell anyone No, no, no. 124 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,729 Where do you play Oh, Jimmy, I've 125 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,198 literally whacked everywhere. 126 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,033 I've whacked in arcades. 127 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,568 I've whacked in carnivals. 128 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,738 I even have a set up now so I can whack all night at home. 129 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,407 Sometimes my mom yells down to the basement. 130 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:17,043 John the whole damn house can hear you whacking. 131 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,745 You're shaking the foundation. 132 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,350 You know what. 133 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:24,784 Let's just forget about whack-a-mole. 134 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,153 Are there any other games that you like to play Oh, 135 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,288 I really love the game. 136 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,656 Bop it Oh, yeah. 137 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,560 That's fun Yeah, it's great because you can yank it. 138 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:40,367 Tug it, pull it, squeeze it, twist it, jerk it OK, 139 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,736 we get it, we get it, we get it. 140 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,270 Well, how about any team games. 141 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:47,073 Do you play any sports No I really prefer playing 142 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,942 with myself OK, that's enough. 143 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,778 I think that's all the time we have Wait, 144 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,080 can I just say one more thing Jimmy, please 145 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:59,085 Sure I love to OK, John. 146 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,153 Off everyone. 147 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,755 You can call me Jack. 148 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,423 I will not call you Jack. 149 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,824 Get him the out of here. 150 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,729 I don't know where he is. 151 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,131 Unbelievable John. 152 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,132 Off John. 153 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,433 His name is John. 154 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,036 Off and he wanted you to call him Jack off. 155 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,103 Well, some. 156 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,407 Some business news. 157 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:23,376 The maker of Nutter Butters, Chips Ahoy and Oreos 158 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,180 is suing algae for allegedly using packaging that blatantly 159 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,948 copies their products. 160 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,817 Here's the original packaging on the top and 161 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,619 then the algae packaging underneath. 162 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,855 Look at that Yeah algae apologized 163 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,123 and has a peace offering. 164 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,958 Sent Nabisco a bunch of delicious Pringles. 165 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,765 Nutter butter Hey, I saw that. 166 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,600 Tinder is testing out a new height 167 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:51,905 filter so users can set height requirements for their matches. 168 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,173 That's great. 169 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,376 They've fixed the 48th thing wrong with Tinder. 170 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,645 Yep guys on Tinder lie about their height. 171 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,680 Apparently, women are expecting Nutter Butters 172 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:05,018 and they're getting peanut butter cream cookies instead. 173 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:10,824 Some some more business news Tesla is allowing customers 174 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,727 to trade in their Cybertrucks Oh yeah, 175 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,128 they've even put out a message. 176 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,596 Look at this commercial. 177 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,065 We here at Tesla understand that many customers aren't 178 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,234 satisfied with the quality of their Cybertrucks, 179 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,702 and that's why you can now trade 180 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:25,138 in your Cybertruck for items of equal value 181 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,041 like a Razor scooter, a pair of headphones 182 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,244 ordered off Temu, a signed headshot of Kevin federline, 183 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,646 and a half eaten can of sardines 184 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,615 left by a train drifter trait. 185 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:42,689 Yours in today Wow well, speaking of Kaz, 186 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,361 did you guys hear about the big Volvo recall. 187 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,362 It's not good. 188 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,597 Watch this. 189 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,500 Volvo is recalling over 400,000 vehicles 190 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:58,071 in the US over an issue with the rear view camera Oh, man. 191 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,140 I drive a Volvo Oh, jeez. 192 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,207 Sorry about that, Tariq. 193 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,442 It's OK. 194 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:05,912 I still have my trusty Volkswagen Oh oh. 195 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,380 What? 196 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,548 roll the clip. 197 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,817 More than 170,000 vehicles are being 198 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,019 recalled by the Volkswagen Group of America 199 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,754 due to a camera glitch. 200 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,123 What? 201 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,391 I'm sorry about that, Tariq. 202 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,727 Man, how am I supposed to get to the store. 203 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,230 I need to buy a vacuum so I can clean up before my big party 204 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,766 this weekend Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to that. 205 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,668 What kind of vacuum do you need. 206 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:33,440 Well, either an NCS 0.06 pounds pro or an NCS 60 cordless 207 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,708 stick vacuum. 208 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:39,346 Stop using the x60 pro and the NCS 60 cordless 209 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,448 stick vacuums immediately. 210 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,650 You got to be kidding me. 211 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,151 I'm so sorry, Tariq. 212 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,519 It's fine. 213 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,388 I'm still excited for the party because I'm serving 214 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,657 everyone ice cream Ooh nice. 215 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,192 What kind Oh, you're going to love this. 216 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,495 I got, like, 16,000 gallons of ice cream and frozen yogurt 217 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,764 that was sold in three gallon tubes 218 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,000 with Best Buy tubs Excuse me. 219 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,602 More than 16,000 gallons of ice cream and frozen 220 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,170 yogurt have been recalled. 221 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,539 The recalled items were sold in three gallon tubes 222 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,508 with best tubs Excuse me. 223 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,613 You know what. 224 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,716 Well, I'll just order some ready to eat meals online. 225 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,218 What kind. 226 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,620 Well, the products come from a ready to eat food company, 227 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,155 eco Excuse me. 228 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,657 The company called Fresh and ready foods. 229 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:28,928 The products come from a ready to eat food company Excuse me. 230 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:32,198 Company called fresh and ready foods. 231 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,266 That's it man, I'm done. 232 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,734 All right, Tariq Trotter, everyone. 233 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:38,038 Tariq Trotter just going to make it to our party. 234 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:45,111 Tough bad news. 235 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,413 Well, listen to this, guys. 236 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,715 A dust cloud the size of the continental US 237 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,783 is headed for Florida. 238 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,822 People in Florida are nervous while the dust 239 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,290 cloud is terrifying. 240 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,060 They're like, I heard things that happened in Florida. 241 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,728 Just to be safe everyone in Florida 242 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,931 wrapped their couch in plastic 50 years ago. 243 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,900 And finally, Newark Airport just 244 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,136 reopened a closed runway that was causing massive delays. 245 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,205 And they did it in two weeks ahead of schedule. 246 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,176 You got to love the airport. 247 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,544 They could be early. 248 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,512 They can be late, but they can never be on time. 249 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,448 What a show we have for you tonight. 250 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:25,819 Dakota Johnson is here this evening. 251 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:29,689 Dakota Jonathan Graf is joining us. 252 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:35,095 And we got music from Matt Berninger. 253 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,564 We'll be right back with Dakota Johnson. 254 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:44,137 Come on back, everybody Good the second round 255 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,806 where the movies are two seconds long Yeah this 256 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,408 will make it easier Yeah no, we got this. 257 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,345 Let's see the next Rom wedding thing. 258 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,647 I did it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 259 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,487 John, just to let you you're still the best. 260 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,554 That's right. 261 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,561 Our first guest is a talented actress 262 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,898 who Stars alongside Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans 263 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,835 in the new movie materialists, which is in theaters June 13. 264 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,572 Everyone, please welcome Dakota Johnson. 265 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:26,146 Turn it over go to your room upstairs in the material world, 266 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,514 I guess. 267 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,549 In the material world. 268 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,917 Our spirits. 269 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,320 In the material world of spirits. 270 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,090 In the material world. 271 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,560 That's what I'm talking about Welcome back. 272 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,929 Dakota Welcome back. 273 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:47,667 It's always great to see you Oh, God Oh, no are you OK 274 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,370 Yeah Hey, hey Hey, bud. 275 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,871 You look fantastic. 276 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:56,476 This is the wrong outfit No, no, I think it's perfect. 277 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,577 Look great. 278 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,146 Thanks I'm so happy you're back. 279 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,548 And it's always great to see you. 280 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,049 Do you remember the last time I saw you. 281 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,922 It was in this building for the SNL 50. 282 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,824 Saturday Night Live 50th anniversary. 283 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,492 And I saw you in the hallway and we talked. 284 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,096 That's true Yeah Did you have fun. 285 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,097 That was amazing. 286 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,098 Wasn't that night crazy. 287 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,699 It was really crazy. 288 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,267 Didn't you think it was crazy. 289 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,203 I feel like everyone thought it was so crazy. 290 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,538 The best mood and walking around and like, nothing, 291 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,907 really, everything, nothing really surprised me 292 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,444 because it was like De Niro's over here Yeah I mean, 293 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,480 did did you see anyone that you freaked out. 294 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,849 Well, I was watching from under the bleachers 295 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,851 where Lauren watches Oh, yeah. 296 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,586 I didn't go and sit-in the audience, which 297 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,255 I thought was really special Wow look 298 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,558 at you I know because me and Lauren, you know. 299 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,826 Was Lauren there. 300 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,763 He was, like, going back and forth when he knew 301 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,297 he was going to be on camera. 302 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,467 He'd be in the audience OK, so you're in the bleachers Yes 303 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,570 And I saw, like, all the greatest 304 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,506 comedians, just like walking through, 305 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,675 getting ready to go do their bits. 306 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,376 It's the coolest thing in the world. 307 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,945 Mike Myers just preparing, like, 308 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,714 in the corner to be a woman. 309 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,416 It was amazing. You're like, you're Mike Myers. 310 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,517 You don't need to practice. 311 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,052 You're just the funniest person ever. 312 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,721 And then Pedro was in a sketch and like, 313 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,456 hugged him kind of through the wall. 314 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,225 And he was standing next to Meryl Streep. 315 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,460 True and of course I didn't. 316 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,461 It was hilarious. 317 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,796 I didn't want to ignore her. 318 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,130 So I was like Hi. 319 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,200 And she reached for me and kissed my hand. 320 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,169 Whoa that's all you. 321 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,839 You can't buy that reaction. 322 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,408 Everyone was like, do it again No, that was so good. 323 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,409 Do it again. 324 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,410 One two. 325 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,280 Three good actors. 326 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,348 My audience. 327 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,283 I didn't know we could all act Yeah 328 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,885 That's it Welcome to the drama class. 329 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:49,389 And this is our guest speaker, Dakota Johnson 330 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,458 Yeah That's amazing. 331 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,360 I do love it was really special. 332 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,328 She probably has no idea who I am. 333 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,698 She's just a nice lady No, she does, she does. 334 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,667 I wanted to ask you about this because there 335 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,703 was an Elle magazine did this thing called phoning it in, 336 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,506 where celebrities prank call other celebrities. 337 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,641 And you got pranked by Billie Eilish. 338 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,681 I don't want anyone hyperventilating 339 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,216 No more of that reaction. 340 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,386 But some of them No, but all right, 341 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,154 I thought it would be funny if we 342 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,224 maybe just did some prank calls now, but these are just random. 343 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,225 These are. 344 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,659 These are businesses. 345 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,466 These are random businesses. 346 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,668 All right, I'm going to call. 347 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,336 I'm going to call crazy Tony's shell. 348 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,437 What is that. 349 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,373 Probably a seafood restaurant 9 2. 350 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,077 Eight ooh. 351 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,514 Say that you're stuck in their bathroom 3, 4. 352 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,552 And there's no toilet paper. 353 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,653 You do it. 354 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,763 Shell gas station. 355 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,131 You're not going to believe this. 356 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,767 Can you help me. 357 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:12,038 Well, I'm stuck in your bathroom right now, 358 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,909 and there's no toilet paper Oh, my. 359 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,444 Hold on one second. 360 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,511 I'll be right there. 361 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,483 Well, wait, I got out. 362 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,389 I don't like this. 363 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,460 I don't like that. 364 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,061 That felt that she was being nice. 365 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,129 She was nice. 366 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,764 She was being really nice Oh, no. 367 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,765 I felt bad. 368 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,300 I don't like doing prank calls. 369 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,301 Let's send her flowers. 370 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,802 My acting is too good. 371 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,404 Merrill? 372 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:49,576 Merrill, where are you Unbelievable 373 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:53,279 We will send flowers Yes she's come to help me. 374 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,851 That was nice Oh or maybe she just hung out. 375 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,652 Maybe she just hung up on me, I don't know 376 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,254 Hey Oh, that was very funny. 377 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,691 Let's talk about your movie materialist OK yeah, 378 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,059 we were excited. 379 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:10,630 People are pumped Yeah Well, it's three great people. 380 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,731 We love everyone in this movie. 381 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,033 It is you. 382 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:17,037 It is Chris Evans, and it's Pedro Pascal. 383 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,639 I mean, who did you know either of them 384 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,809 before making this movie I knew Pedro before. 385 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,579 I didn't know Chris, but Pedro and I were homies Oh, yeah. 386 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,381 You guys guys hang out all the time. 387 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,083 We actually do hang out all the time 388 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,551 when we're in the same place. 389 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,520 I have a photo of you at a Stevie Nix concert Oh, yeah. 390 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,521 Where was this. 391 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,588 In London. 392 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,123 Come on. He's wearing my. 393 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,191 That's my sweater. 394 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:41,961 He does that a lot. 395 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,263 He takes my clothes. 396 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,330 My clothes. 397 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,070 He does Yeah, like always underdressed Yeah So. 398 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,138 But I mean, like, he was wearing a t-shirt 399 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:56,710 and it's cold outside Yeah not like he forgot his pants. 400 00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:01,047 Was he wearing pants No that's so funny, 401 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,315 though, that he's wearing. 402 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,117 That's your sweater Yeah I heard that you 403 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,452 were going to tell this story. 404 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,487 And this is a weird, coincidental, crazy story. 405 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,855 I don't know if it makes any sense, 406 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,858 but I was at a party three years ago, 407 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,760 and your dad was sitting next to me. 408 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,096 He got forced to sit next to me, and I talked his ear off. 409 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,097 He's great. 410 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,331 Don Johnson. 411 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,633 Who loves who doesn't love Don Johnson. 412 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,269 So I'm talking to Don Johnson, and we're having a great time. 413 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,105 Or at least I was. And I'm talking to him. 414 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,940 And on the way out, I said, take care of Donald Good 415 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,208 to see you. He was so nice to me. 416 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,909 And I go, by the way, I love your sweater, 417 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,711 dude Isn't that weird. 418 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,179 I actually said that I loved his sweater. 419 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,180 Did you love it. 420 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,648 I really did love his sweater. 421 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:39,686 And then the next day, I get a delivery, 422 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:44,290 and it's his sweater Oh, your dad gave me his sweater. 423 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,558 That's really cute. 424 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,895 I thought it'd be cool if you borrow this. 425 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,431 And then you just have the little adventures with this. 426 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,866 And the next time you come on the show, 427 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,968 you can tell me where you were. 428 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:58,071 Like the Sistahood of the traveling cardigan 429 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:03,810 Yes, it's a new movie, and I'm offering you to do it with me 430 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:09,449 today OK you're in Yeah fist bump it out, man Wait hold on. 431 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,018 Are you giving it away because you don't like 432 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,020 it No, I really do love him. 433 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,789 And I love that sweater. Don't give it away. 434 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,557 You're going to take it back after the show I'll take 435 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,792 it back now if you want to. 436 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,695 But no, I think it could be kind of fun. 437 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,029 It's just a little fun challenge. 438 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,431 It's a separate challenge. It could be nothing. 439 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,565 You don't have to. 440 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,800 I don't want you to give it to anyone. 441 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,601 Just look how good it looks on you. 442 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,203 Are you kidding me. 443 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,238 You're a natural Yes that's what 444 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:38,845 we've been waiting for Woo now let's talk about the movie 445 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,116 OK materialists. 446 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,517 What is it about. 447 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:49,556 Materialist is about a really young and beautiful. 448 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,730 Materialist is about a matchmaker in New York City who 449 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,498 is very, very good at her job. 450 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:02,235 And she is also trying to figure out 451 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,772 for herself what love means and what is really 452 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:08,575 actually valuable in life. 453 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,778 And how does Pedro and Chris Evans Oh, 454 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,680 it's sort of a bit of a love triangle. 455 00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:15,482 It has to be Yeah, it's a little. 456 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,483 And it's fun. 457 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,119 It's funny Yeah yeah. 458 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,120 It's everything. 459 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,454 It's great. 460 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,989 It's everything Yeah, I think it was really great. 461 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,157 And I want to show everyone a clip. 462 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,959 Here's Dakota Johnson in materialist. 463 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,027 Take a look. 464 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:37,370 See see see see see see beep beep beep beep beep beep beep 465 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:44,044 beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Hey, 466 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:50,650 my speech is that if the girl asks for a 6 foot tall drink 467 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:54,754 of water in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand and 468 00:20:54,821 --> 00:21:01,327 a good hairline, you deliver. 469 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:06,266 Come on now, Dakota Johnson, everybody. 470 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:10,070 Materialist is in theaters June 13. 471 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,304 Dakota and I are doing something fun 472 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,305 when we come back. 473 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,540 Stick around. 474 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,708 What are we go Oh, yeah. 475 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,877 We're playing against this opponent. 476 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,781 Splash I was taking a bath. 477 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:26,653 Go up and down about a Saturday night Yes rub a dub. 478 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,422 Just relaxing in the tub thinking everything 479 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,623 was all right. 480 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,192 Got real loaded Yeah far as I can see, 481 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,128 Got real loaded Yeah far as I can see, 482 00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:41,968 I made it to the threshold Yeah That's good Guys, 483 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:45,005 we are back with the one, the only Dakota Johnson. 484 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:51,678 Now Dakota, you were starring in the new romantic comedy 485 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,447 materialists, so we thought we'd put your romcom 486 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,949 skills to the test. 487 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:58,218 It's time for fast forward. 488 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:04,657 Faster All right, now, here's how this works. 489 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:09,062 All right, we're going to play an entire Rom. 490 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,497 It's real. 491 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,433 You think it was real I know I had to test it Yeah sorry. 492 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,603 We're going to play an entire Rom from start to finish. 493 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,105 But it's been sped up to be only three seconds 494 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,908 long Oh, whoever buzzes in first 495 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:23,610 has to say what the movie is. 496 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,912 If we're wrong, the other person gets a chance to steal. 497 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:28,782 Are you ready for this OK, let's see the first. 498 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,917 Where are we watching it Oh, I don't know Yeah, 499 00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:32,285 I guess maybe that monitor. 500 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,920 Where are we watching it Oh, there's a monitor here. 501 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:35,255 All right. 502 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,756 Ready hands over the buzzer or by your buzzer 503 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,892 if you want to OK I don't want to cheat. 504 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:45,932 Let's see the first movie Oh, Bridget Jones. 505 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,369 Bridget Jones or Bridget Jones diary. 506 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,274 I love that movie. 507 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:55,709 I love that movie. 508 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,445 I love Bridget Jones diary No, I didn't, but I didn't 509 00:22:58,511 --> 00:22:59,412 understand what was happening. 510 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,914 Don't be letting me win, OK. 511 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,282 Trust me, I won't. 512 00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:03,283 But I love it. 513 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:04,684 I love Bridget Jones's Diary. 514 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,587 Bridget Jones diary two edge of reason. 515 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,457 I love that there's a new one Yeah, and it's really good. 516 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,058 You saw it Of course I saw it. 517 00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:15,228 It's on Peacock Oh it's out Yes you're going to love it 518 00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:16,229 I'm going to love it. 519 00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:17,731 You really are. 520 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:24,804 All right, let's see the next one OK Oh, God go. 521 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:33,913 You went first Oh, it's a wedding dress somewhere. 522 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,548 Was it sleeping. 523 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,750 Sleepless in Seattle. 524 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,689 I saw Hanks in there. 525 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:43,757 But who got married. 526 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,291 I said it first. You definitely said it. 527 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:46,292 You've got the point. 528 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:47,427 Take that point away from me. 529 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,729 But who got married in that movie. 530 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,232 Wasn't it a kid and he picked up a phone or something 531 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,334 Yes Who got married. 532 00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:55,368 I don't remember. 533 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,369 You don't. 534 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,504 I don't remember either. 535 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,672 But someone was there. 536 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,940 A wedding dress and something I just saw. 537 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:03,109 All right. 538 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,110 I'm not good at this game. 539 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:05,578 All right, here we go. 540 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:06,646 It's really hard. 541 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,248 All right. Is it though. 542 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,783 I can't see very well, so I'm like. 543 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:10,884 You're beating me to 0. 544 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:11,885 So what are you talking. 545 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,353 I can't say it's really hard. 546 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:14,821 I can say it's really hard. 547 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,122 You're killing me. 548 00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:22,729 All right, I'm getting this one Oh, sorry Yes 549 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,366 I'm terrible at this Oh, love. 550 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,634 Actually oh my gosh. 551 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,709 I've never been killed this much. 552 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,177 I've never been beaten this bad. 553 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:40,847 We're your preparation position is like a squat position. 554 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,782 You're not sitting in your chair. 555 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:43,817 Well, I was squatting. 556 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,085 I was getting ready to go. 557 00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:47,887 I was getting ready to jump like a Puma 558 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,723 and attack the buzzer. 559 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:53,693 The next one I am Yeah, but now we're going to a second round 560 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,895 where the movies are two seconds long Yeah, 561 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,464 this will make it easier Yeah no, we got this. 562 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,531 Let's see the next Rom. 563 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:04,437 Rom Wedding singer. 564 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,473 Singer I did it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, 565 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,540 I got it. 566 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:12,812 There's no way. 567 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:13,947 There's no way. 568 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:19,552 Did I not say it first. 569 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:20,553 Doesn't matter. 570 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,554 The buzzer. 571 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,622 The buzzer doesn't lie. 572 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:23,623 The buzzer. 573 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,760 The buzzer doesn't lie, milady. 574 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:28,194 The buzzer doesn't. 575 00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:29,662 Stop pressing it like that. 576 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,133 All right, here we go. 577 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,668 God damn it. Let's see. 578 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,202 That was great. 579 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:39,139 That's a great movie Yes, it is the best movie Wait, what. 580 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,075 Rom coms are left in the world. 581 00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:43,410 In the history of. 582 00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:46,179 Of movies Yeah, I'm trying to think, OK, I've. 583 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:49,582 I mean, because that would help with this game Oh, I got it. 584 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:50,583 Let's go. 585 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,820 Next movie Yeah, I got it. 586 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:04,397 I'm just going to say. 587 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:05,899 Press the button. 588 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,534 Well, I was hoping it would be when Harriett Met Sally. 589 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,036 It wasn't No it wasn't. 590 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:11,304 It was not, unfortunately. 591 00:26:11,371 --> 00:26:17,911 You've got mail No what was it. 592 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,045 Say anything. 593 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,815 Say anything Wow can I see it again. 594 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,049 Can I see it again. 595 00:26:23,116 --> 00:26:27,220 It's only two seconds Oh oh, yeah Yeah yeah yeah. 596 00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:30,724 Say anything Yeah that was great. 597 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:31,725 Lloyd Dobler. 598 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:32,692 Ione Skye. 599 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,094 Really All right, here we go. 600 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,462 The final round. We're moving. 601 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:36,863 I just heard from the judges that we're 602 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,498 moving on to the final round. 603 00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:40,700 This movie is one second long. 604 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,838 It is also worth a thousand points. 605 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,206 Dollars? 606 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:50,443 you mean points Wait a second I know what it is. 607 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:53,413 You know what it is Yeah, it's gotta be. 608 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,417 If it isn't this, then what is there left. 609 00:26:57,484 --> 00:27:04,491 Let's go to 1 when Harriett Met Sally. 610 00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:11,865 By the way. 611 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:18,471 Thank you. 612 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,883 Dakota Johnson, everybody. 613 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:35,288 Materialist is out June 13 and is a great romantic comedy. 614 00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:37,424 We'll be right back with Jonathan Graf. 615 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,961 He called for an end to all logging in to. 616 00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:43,697 Should be logging in. Look at me. 617 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:45,165 Rocking it to 15. 618 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:48,201 Rocking it, rocking it, rocking it concerned with the pay 619 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:50,904 Rocking it, rocking it, rocking it concerned with the pay 620 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,272 that I earned. 621 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:54,541 You know I'm more concerned about what my kids earn. 622 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:01,748 Our next guest is a Tony and Grammy winning performer. 623 00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:03,550 He Stars in the Broadway musical 624 00:28:03,616 --> 00:28:06,686 just in time, which is playing now at the circle 625 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,121 in the square theater. 626 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,390 Please welcome one of our favorites, Jonathan Graf. 627 00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:27,340 That's what I'm talking about. 628 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,876 That's right. 629 00:28:29,943 --> 00:28:30,944 I love you. 630 00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:36,416 Jonathan Graf, welcome back Jimmy Fallon, 631 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:37,584 I'm so happy to be back. 632 00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:38,852 Much to discuss. 633 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:43,089 Since you've been here Yes this bird has flown. 634 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:44,624 And you have. 635 00:28:44,691 --> 00:28:48,361 You have won a Tony Award Yes you're a Tony Award winner. 636 00:28:48,428 --> 00:28:51,698 Tony Award winner, Jonathan Graf Oh, 637 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:53,199 well deserved, well deserved. 638 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:54,401 Thank you so much. 639 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,469 How does it feel to to have the Tony Award. 640 00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:59,172 But also how does it feel you got your doctorate 641 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,641 as well Yes, yes. 642 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:04,110 Now is it like a Franklin and Marshall College 643 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,813 back in Pennsylvania where I'm from Yeah such an honor. 644 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,081 And it was an honor. 645 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,383 Was it an honorary doctorate Yeah That's 646 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:11,618 how much of an honor it was. 647 00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:13,019 That's how much of an honor it was. 648 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:14,354 It was an honorary. 649 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,623 I never went to college, so this was like, a big deal 650 00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:18,558 for me Yeah So now do. 651 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:20,093 Does everyone have to call you Doctor. 652 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:24,164 I make everyone at circle in the square call me Doctor. 653 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:25,665 Doctor prof Yeah yeah. 654 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:28,301 Who accepted the the honor for you 655 00:29:28,368 --> 00:29:29,569 Oh, thank you for showing this. 656 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:32,238 This is Sue Fisher, who I also. 657 00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:34,507 I thanked her in my Tony speech last year. 658 00:29:34,574 --> 00:29:37,277 She is my middle school drama teacher and 659 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:41,748 an incredible teacher, English teacher, drama director 660 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:43,049 at Conestoga Valley Middle school, 661 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,684 and she accepted the doctorate on my behalf. 662 00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:46,586 I love you, Sue Fisher Oh, come on, 663 00:29:46,653 --> 00:29:50,657 she's got to be proud Yes, she's got to be proud of her. 664 00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:53,560 I wish sue like, did she know that you 665 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:57,464 were going to go this far and win Tonys and be amazing. 666 00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:01,401 And she sat me down after the play in middle school and said, 667 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,236 you should pursue this as a career. 668 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,905 And I had never I had always loved performing and 669 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,674 dressing up and playing pretend, 670 00:30:07,741 --> 00:30:09,909 but I never thought of it as a career. 671 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,911 Were you always getting the leads in middle school. 672 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:15,315 What grade is middle school Yeah, well, we did two plays 673 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:17,017 together in seventh grade. 674 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,152 We did a version of Hercules where I was horse 675 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,887 head number 4 and hydra head. 676 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,188 I remember. 677 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:23,723 I remember that Yeah, yeah, that was great. 678 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:25,125 Really memorable. 679 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,627 Is that horse head Yeah number four Yeah no, I totally 680 00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:28,828 get number four Yeah, yeah. 681 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,497 You remember one, 2, three. 682 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,499 I'm forgettable Yeah, but four 4 683 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:35,702 was like, that kid's got something Yeah. 684 00:30:35,769 --> 00:30:37,203 So you stuck with it. 685 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,371 So I stuck with it. 686 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:40,173 And then in eighth grade, to all you 687 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,342 students out there, like, worked 688 00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:43,710 really hard on my audition. 689 00:30:43,777 --> 00:30:47,047 And I got the lead in the play best in the West. 690 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:48,548 I played Teddy best. 691 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:50,917 It was a Western play Wow and that 692 00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:53,353 was when Sue told me that I should pursue it as a career. 693 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,455 Eighth grade Yeah So any of you kids 694 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:56,890 out there who want to be actors. 695 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,459 Jonathan Graf really started in eighth grade. 696 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:00,460 Yep, yep, that was it. 697 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:01,628 You can do it. 698 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,097 I have two little kids that I know. 699 00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:07,767 One is my daughter, who is 10 years old. 700 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:11,071 Franny and her friend Johnny love you and listen to you 701 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,139 every single day of my life. 702 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:16,076 I listen to you as King George every day. 703 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,111 We love you so much in our house. 704 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:19,512 And they want to be. 705 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:20,513 They love you. 706 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:21,781 They love you Oh my God. 707 00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:24,451 So if you're ever around the Fallon household, 708 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:25,618 you have a place to stay. 709 00:31:25,685 --> 00:31:26,920 You have a place to eat. 710 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,855 You have a family who loves you. 711 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:30,090 Thank you so much. 712 00:31:30,123 --> 00:31:31,324 Thank you so much No problem. 713 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:32,859 Thank you. 714 00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:36,329 I want to say, I don't know if you're on the the internet. 715 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,764 Do you have Instagram and all this. 716 00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:39,199 I'm not on any social media. 717 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:40,734 So this is what I'm about to show 718 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,570 is an exclusive photo that that you brought just for this show 719 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:47,941 Yes And you went to the Beyonc concert Yes 720 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:50,944 this is Yes, Cowboy Carter Yes, I went on Sunday last week. 721 00:31:51,011 --> 00:31:51,945 How was it. 722 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:53,813 It was life changing. 723 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,814 She's amazing. 724 00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:55,949 It is life changing. 725 00:31:56,016 --> 00:31:57,784 I'm going again on our day off in July 726 00:31:57,851 --> 00:31:59,853 to see her in Washington, DC No way 727 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,454 Yeah I'm obsessed Yeah, a lot of people. 728 00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:03,056 Have you seen it yet. 729 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:04,524 Have you seen the the Cowboy Carter tour Not you gotta go. 730 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:05,892 It's so good. It really is good. 731 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:07,260 It's so good. 732 00:32:07,327 --> 00:32:08,595 Maybe I'll go to the DC one Yeah Let's go together. 733 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:09,596 We'll go together. 734 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,131 All right. 735 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,199 So you got to get an outfit, though OK well, this is what. 736 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,802 This is what you wore. 737 00:32:15,869 --> 00:32:17,237 I don't know if I can get away with this. 738 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:18,304 This is. 739 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:22,842 Explain yes. 740 00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:24,077 Explain what's going on. 741 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,614 Explain yourself. 742 00:32:27,681 --> 00:32:28,615 Shout out. 743 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:29,949 Explain yourself. 744 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,351 Shout out to Valeria. 745 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,753 Valeria yammine, one of the incredible cast members 746 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,488 of our show, who did this photo shoot 747 00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:38,391 with me on our Derek McLane's Tony nominated 748 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:39,759 set at just in time. 749 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:42,929 And also shout outs to go at the Leatherman 750 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:44,164 on Christopher Street. 751 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:48,001 Who got me baby's first chaps. 752 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:49,102 These are called baby. 753 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,670 These are called baby's first chaps. 754 00:32:50,737 --> 00:32:54,174 I'm the baby and those are my first chaps Listen, 755 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,575 it was cowboy themed, but also I 756 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:57,777 wanted it to feel a little gay, a little 757 00:32:57,844 --> 00:32:59,412 like a little nod to Renaissance 758 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:00,413 as well, which I saw. 759 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,848 I saw that tour four times. 760 00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:03,416 I went with my friends Yeah, we took. 761 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:04,517 We took four. 762 00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:06,052 We took three vans from the show. 763 00:33:06,086 --> 00:33:07,787 The cast members and a bunch of my friends 764 00:33:07,854 --> 00:33:09,122 went to go see the tour together, 765 00:33:09,189 --> 00:33:10,323 and it was a total blast. 766 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,324 How? 767 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:12,826 just rate the chaps. 768 00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:15,428 How are they to wear Oh, my God, it's my new fetish I like. 769 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:17,497 I learned so much about myself. 770 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:20,066 Once I got into those chaps Really Yeah. 771 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,668 The smell of the leather. 772 00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:24,237 All right, all right, let's get into it. 773 00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:25,472 Let's get into. 774 00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:27,240 While we're here, we got to talk about Broadway. 775 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:29,309 Congratulations let's talk about it. 776 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:32,579 Let's talk about it with just in time. 777 00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:34,948 This is an amazing show. 778 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:36,182 You do everything in this. 779 00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:37,884 You act, you sing, you dance. 780 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:39,386 It's about Bobby Darin. 781 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,788 It's directed by Alex Timbers, who is one of the greatest 782 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,490 directors out there. I love him. 783 00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:44,958 But you're getting rave reviews on this. 784 00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:47,660 I did not know the story about Bobby Darin at all Yeah, 785 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:48,895 I just knew he was a great singer. 786 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:51,297 I knew Splish Splash Yeah, Splish Splash. 787 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:52,665 I was taking a bath. 788 00:33:52,732 --> 00:33:57,170 Go up and down about a Saturday night Yes rub a dub. 789 00:33:57,237 --> 00:34:00,040 Just relaxing in the tub thinking everything 790 00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:01,041 was all right. 791 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,509 I got real low Yeah, sorry. 792 00:34:02,575 --> 00:34:03,610 I went an octave real low. 793 00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:04,678 But I do know that. 794 00:34:04,744 --> 00:34:05,679 What other songs do you. 795 00:34:05,745 --> 00:34:06,846 Mack the knife, Mack the knife. 796 00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,648 Beyond the. Beyond the sea. 797 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:09,649 Dream lover. 798 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:10,884 If I were a Carpenter. 799 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:12,218 I mean, the list goes on and on and on. 800 00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:13,620 He was a prolific. 801 00:34:13,687 --> 00:34:16,489 He was a prolific, Grammy winning singer. 802 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,558 He was an Oscar nominated actor, movie 803 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,127 star, songwriter, producer. 804 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:23,430 But by all accounts, he was at the height of his powers 805 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,465 when he was at the center of a nightclub floor. 806 00:34:25,532 --> 00:34:28,735 So Alex Timbers visionary director and his design team 807 00:34:28,802 --> 00:34:31,805 have transformed the circle and the square into a nightclub. 808 00:34:31,871 --> 00:34:32,972 The Tonys are next week. 809 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,407 Yeah, OK. 810 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:36,376 And you might be two time Tony winner Jonathan Graf. 811 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:37,377 Just saying. 812 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:38,411 Find out. 813 00:34:38,478 --> 00:34:39,779 We're going to find out. 814 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:41,681 Jonathan Graf, everybody. 815 00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:43,083 For tickets to. 816 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:46,086 Just in time at the circle in the square theater, 817 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:47,187 go to Justin time. 818 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,322 Broadway.com we'll be right back 819 00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:54,794 with more Tonight Show Yes, y'all to the beat on party. 820 00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:57,464 Having people guaranteed to be like having a ball. 821 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:01,801 Promoter when I start promoter, I talk from New York to South 822 00:35:01,868 --> 00:35:04,904 hold up and drink ginger ale or root beer soda. 823 00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:06,039 But I never get it. 824 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:07,073 I got the under. 825 00:35:09,075 --> 00:35:12,545 15 back off to this auction, leaving y'all's dividend 826 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:13,747 stocks at the bottom. 827 00:35:16,816 --> 00:35:21,788 Performing Bonnet of pins from his new solo album get sunk. 828 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:24,057 Please welcome Matt Berninger. 829 00:35:53,153 --> 00:36:00,160 It takes a lot to really sir. 830 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:07,167 You always leave traces in the leaves. 831 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:14,541 Never thought I'd see her here. 832 00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:20,046 Never thought I'd see her again. 833 00:36:22,949 --> 00:36:25,919 She sidewinders through the room to me 834 00:36:26,052 --> 00:36:30,323 with a real cigarette in a Styrofoam cup. 835 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:33,493 She still wears her father's leather jacket. 836 00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:37,564 She holds out her hands. 837 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,265 And I stand to receive. 838 00:36:39,332 --> 00:36:43,436 Try to remember the last time I'd seen her. 839 00:36:43,503 --> 00:36:47,307 Somehow she looked young, me back. 840 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,910 She finishes off my drink. 841 00:36:50,977 --> 00:36:54,948 The time to ponder the things I've said. 842 00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:58,418 I thought I'd find you much quicker than this. 843 00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:01,721 You must've thought I didn't exist. 844 00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:03,023 Poor you. 845 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:07,660 I do. 846 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:11,698 We better go before your boyfriend. 847 00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:18,905 She says she takes photos of tractor bones. 848 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:25,111 And sells them to model luxury homes. 849 00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:34,054 The closest thing she's ever found to love 850 00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:39,125 is the kind you can't get rid of fast enough. 851 00:37:39,192 --> 00:37:46,066 She finishes off my drink and puts on the things I said. 852 00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:50,270 I thought I'd find you much quicker than this. 853 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:57,344 You must have thought I didn't exist for you, I do. 854 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:06,119 We better go before your boyfriends try 855 00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:09,723 to take the step to the bottom where the lights are out, 856 00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:12,325 and I'll be there with a lighter and a knife. 857 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:14,694 I can't forget the questionnaires 858 00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:16,329 and the oral history. 859 00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:19,566 I don't care how many times you almost said you missed. 860 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:21,301 It's a gut instinct, Sheldon. 861 00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:22,769 It's a puff of smoke. 862 00:38:22,836 --> 00:38:24,471 And it gets me every time. 863 00:38:24,537 --> 00:38:27,440 It's a pretty good joke I know that you miss 864 00:38:27,507 --> 00:38:29,376 me I know that you miss me. 865 00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:31,144 There's nothing for a lifetime. 866 00:38:31,211 --> 00:38:36,683 She finishes up my drink and puts on a bottle of pills 867 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:39,452 and sat down. 868 00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:42,188 Now I find you much quicker than this. 869 00:38:42,255 --> 00:38:49,262 You must have thought I didn't make this for you, I do. 870 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:55,235 I thought I'd find it much quicker than this. 871 00:38:55,301 --> 00:39:02,308 You must've thought I didn't exist for you, I do. 872 00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:09,315 We better go before your boyfriends crowd. 873 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:46,052 There you go. That's how you do it. 874 00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:47,053 That's how you do it. 875 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,054 Come on. 876 00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:49,489 You know that's how you do it. 877 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:53,560 There Matt Berninger, everybody get sunk is out now. 878 00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:59,733 We'll be right back, everybody Woo I'm doing it through. 879 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:02,669 Well, I'm the living definition of improving the groove. 880 00:40:02,736 --> 00:40:05,271 Use the same tools to shoot that cooperage. 881 00:40:05,338 --> 00:40:07,140 You take your input to the river 882 00:40:07,207 --> 00:40:08,908 Give me two separate shows. 883 00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:10,944 Hulu you really ain't nobody. 884 00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:15,315 It's a worn out process. 885 00:40:15,382 --> 00:40:18,151 OGs got a worn out conscience. 886 00:40:20,553 --> 00:40:22,689 My thanks to Dakota Johnson. 887 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,257 Jonathan Graf. 888 00:40:24,324 --> 00:40:26,693 Matt Berninger once again. 889 00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:33,900 And the roots from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. 890 00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:35,268 Thank you for watching. 891 00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:37,570 Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers Good 892 00:40:37,637 --> 00:40:39,606 night everybody. 893 00:40:39,673 --> 00:40:42,842 Get involved Better get involved. 894 00:40:42,909 --> 00:40:45,145 Get, get get involved. 895 00:40:45,211 --> 00:40:47,781 Get into it, y'all Good. 66187

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