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SNATCH IT AND GRAB IT PLAYING) 2 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:21,980 ♪ Opportunity, opportunity 3 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,620 ♪ Is knocking at your door 4 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:30,410 ♪ Opportunity knocks but once 5 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:32,910 ♪ And don't come back no more 6 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:35,990 ♪ Grab it in the night Grab it in the day 7 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,250 ♪ Grab it right now It'll get away 8 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,230 ♪ You better snatch and grab it 9 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:42,480 ♪ Snatch and grab it 10 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,460 ♪ Better snatch and grab it Before it gets away 11 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,390 ♪ Grab it in the east Grab it in the west 12 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,760 ♪ Grab it in the place where you hold it best 13 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,620 ♪ You better snatch and grab it 14 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,930 ♪ Snatch and grab it 15 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:02,910 ♪ Better snatch and grab it Before it gets away 16 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:22,320 ♪ Grab it on the left Grab it on the right 17 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,690 ♪ Grab it in the middle and hold it tight 18 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:26,490 ♪ Snatch and grab it 19 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:28,950 ♪ Snatch and grab it 20 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,050 ♪ Better snatch and grab it Before it gets away 21 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,840 ♪ Grab it when it's cold Grab it when it's hot 22 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:40,220 ♪ Grab it in the place where you grab a lot 23 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:42,030 ♪ You better snatch and grab it 24 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:44,730 ♪ Snatch and grab it 25 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,560 ♪ Better snatch and grab it Before it gets away 26 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:09,050 ♪ Grab it up high Grab it down low 27 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:11,500 ♪ Grab it real tight Don't let it go 28 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:13,360 ♪ Snatch and grab it 29 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,520 ♪ Snatch and grab it 30 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,950 ♪ Better snatch and grab it Before it gets away 31 00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:32,450 I don't know what happened. 32 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,850 I thought you guys were supposed to service this thing! 33 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:35,780 I don't know why they didn't service... 34 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,160 Yeah, yeah. "I don't know." 35 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,860 ♪ Grab it when it's cold Grab it when it's hot 36 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:42,220 ♪ Grab it in the place where you grab a lot 37 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,000 ♪ You better snatch and grab it 38 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,444 Why don't you guys just take a suck on that tailpipe? 39 00:02:47,485 --> 00:02:50,239 Then we could bury you, for God's sake. 40 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,261 Son of a bitch! 41 00:02:51,261 --> 00:02:53,180 I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do now. 42 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,400 ♪ Snatch and grab it 43 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:01,100 ♪ Better snatch and grab it Before it gets away ♪ 44 00:03:03,265 --> 00:03:04,600 Oh, hot! 45 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,420 Blown engine, right? 46 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,236 Yeah, the engine's blown to hell. 47 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:11,140 Oh, want me to call you a tow truck? 48 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,580 Nah, we got help coming. 49 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:13,600 Really? 50 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,710 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 51 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:19,600 Finest automobiles by the world's great car makers. 52 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:23,080 Oh, great. Just what I need, a goddamn car salesman. 53 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:24,970 You know, you're in a very dignified profession. 54 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:27,820 People rely upon you for the last images they have of their loved ones, 55 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,160 and this ain't a pretty picture. 56 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:32,380 Oh, please. I'm trying to bury a guy, not buy a hearse. 57 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,990 Hey, I'm talking a deal. $500 over invoice. 58 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,480 Dealer invoice? 59 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,510 Dealer invoice. Come on by tomorrow. 60 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,450 We're having a one-time-only sale of all of our luxury vehicles. 61 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:44,820 I'll customize anything you want. 62 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:47,290 I will personally walk you through every step of the deal. 63 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,440 We'll have your business back on its feet by Monday. Back from the dead. 64 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:51,160 (CHUCKLING) You might say... 65 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,470 Excuse me. Sorry. 66 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,510 If I might interrupt, what are you doing about my husband? 67 00:03:56,290 --> 00:04:00,463 We've arranged for a pickup truck. 68 00:04:02,379 --> 00:04:03,547 Pickup truck? 69 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,200 A pick... No, no, no, no, no. 70 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:11,450 I did not spend $10,000 to have my Ralph clowning around in a pickup truck. 71 00:04:12,076 --> 00:04:13,660 I... I'll put you out of business. 72 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,380 Or better still, I'll take you to court. 73 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:17,320 I'll bury you for this. 74 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:18,589 Madam? What is it? 75 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,720 What's up? My deepest condolences. 76 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,260 May I suggest that we move your husband along 77 00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:26,540 as quickly as possible to his last resting place? 78 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,510 Because as you can see it's a very, very hot day, 79 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:30,710 and there is no air-conditioning, 80 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:33,470 so I think we should get him out of the sun as quickly as possible. 81 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,100 Please. 82 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:37,310 I'll gladly lend a hand. 83 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:39,200 Please, gentlemen. 84 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:48,815 Whoa. Take it easy there. 85 00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:50,480 This guy needs to go on a diet. 86 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,680 Please, that's the widow, man. 87 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:54,057 What's she feeding the guy? Cool it. 88 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:55,430 (THINKING) Life's crazy, isn't it? 89 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,220 I mean, here I am driving along, minding my own business, 90 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:59,870 when opportunity knocks. 91 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:01,790 (EXCLAIMING) 92 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:04,793 WIDOW: Be careful with the... 93 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:06,254 All right, get all the flowers. 94 00:05:06,254 --> 00:05:07,839 (DOOR SLAMMING) Oh! Jesus. 95 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,010 He's in there. 96 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:14,340 This must be very stressful for you. 97 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:19,490 $10,000 for a funeral. She's gotta be well off. 98 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:21,470 He'll be all right. Don't you worry. 99 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:26,060 This is a nice box. He must have carried a big life policy. 100 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,910 Say, thanks a lot. I mean, this is not even your funeral. 101 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,790 Hey, I do for you, maybe one day you do for me. 102 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:32,390 Maybe. 103 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:36,200 She could use some cheering up at a time like this, 104 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,390 and people get a lot of pleasure from a new car. 105 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,520 Yeah, she'll wanna get on with her life. 106 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,730 Can I? 107 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:47,140 Hey, you can't do this. You can't sell a widow a car at her husband's funeral. 108 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:50,710 I mean, people are gonna think that's, uh, a little insensitive. 109 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,580 Ah, but come on, most people think that car salesmen are scum of the earth anyway. 110 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,600 May I help you back to your car? 111 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:04,530 Thank you. 112 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,840 Your husband must have been a fine man. 113 00:06:12,610 --> 00:06:14,230 Yes, he was a fine man. 114 00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:17,470 A man who took care of you all of his life. 115 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:19,840 Never denied you anything. Nothing. 116 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:21,940 Ralph denied me nothing. 117 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,770 He was a good provider. 118 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,390 Now that he's gone, 119 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:29,710 I'm sure that he wouldn't want you to deny yourself in his absence. 120 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:32,553 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 121 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:38,710 What is this? 122 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,060 It's my business card. 123 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,500 You're not trying to sell me a car, are you? 124 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:46,240 At my husband's funeral? 125 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,400 Before he's even in the ground? 126 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,220 Are you? Yes. 127 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,130 You sleaze. 128 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:57,930 You are the scum of the earth. 129 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:03,400 Okay, so not every sale works out. 130 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,650 But I gotta keep trying, because you know why? 131 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,180 A lot of them do work out. 132 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:10,120 And when they do, I feel great. 133 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,890 'Cause I'm making someone happy. 134 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:15,610 It's like I'm making a friend, what I like to call a relationship for life. 135 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:17,680 Oh, I love to sell. 136 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:21,010 It's pathological, I guess. I don't know. Hey, you know why? 137 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:24,490 'Cause of that moment, at that point of sale, 138 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:27,370 I cannot get any closer to another human being 139 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,020 without protection. 140 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,350 A little to the right. JOEY: Mmm-hmm. 141 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,855 A little to the left. Mmm-hmm. 142 00:07:32,955 --> 00:07:34,110 Okay. Good. 143 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:35,270 (JOY MOANING) 144 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:36,791 Oh, oh, honey, honey. 145 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:41,160 BIG JACK ON TV: Did you ever think that you could drive the car of your dreams? 146 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,300 Honey! Honey, honey, honey! 147 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:48,190 JOEY: Honey, that was quick! No, no, honey, it's your commercial. 148 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,500 Your commercial's on. My commercial? 149 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:52,360 Yeah, babe. Babe, look. Look. 150 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:54,420 Oh, look! 151 00:07:54,830 --> 00:07:55,980 There's Dave, there's Henry. 152 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,370 He talking Oriental? No, he speaks perfect English. 153 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:01,110 I'm Molly, and I'm going to put you... Who's she? 154 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:02,700 That's Molly. I mean, somebody I work with. 155 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:04,020 (CHESTER GROWLING) 156 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:05,910 I'm Joey, and I'm gonna put you... 157 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:08,163 Whoa! Whoa! 158 00:08:08,163 --> 00:08:09,861 Honey! 159 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,470 Looks very professional. 160 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,917 ALL: One day! Sunday! 161 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:32,820 Yo, Frankie. 162 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:34,950 Hey, Joe, come here. Hang on a second. I wanna show you something. 163 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:39,220 What do you think of that bad boy, buddy, huh? 164 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:40,929 Yeah, it's really tasteful. 165 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:43,240 Little skulls with "Death rocks." You know what would be nice? 166 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:44,844 Maybe some worms crawling out of it. 167 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,480 That would really piss your dad off. 168 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,620 Really? Yeah. 169 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:51,690 Good golly, Miss Molly. You've had the rest. 170 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,720 Now have the best. Joey, I'm with a customer. 171 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:57,630 You do remember what a customer looks like, don't you? 172 00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,390 (IMITATING CAT HISSING) 173 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,810 Joey, Joey. Hey, Jackie. 174 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,450 I know I'm late, but I've been taking care of business, babe. 175 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,730 Yeah, I know the kind of business you're taking care of. 176 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,580 No, really. I hustled a new hearse at a funeral. 177 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:10,280 Oh, come on, Joey. Don't bullshit me. 178 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:12,810 This is Jackie you're talking to here. Jackie, I'm not bullshitting. 179 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,720 It's coming in tomorrow. Good. 180 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,380 Jackie? Yeah. 181 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:19,700 The guy you wanted from downtown is holding on line one. 182 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:22,950 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell him I'll call him later. 183 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,080 Later? Later. 184 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:30,370 Oh, God. She just drives me crazy. 185 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,840 Jackie, be a little more subtle, huh? 186 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,360 She's a married woman. You don't wanna get caught, do you? 187 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,965 Hey, come on. God forgive me, Joey. 188 00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:39,830 I mean, I just can't help myself. 189 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,270 Hey, who can? 190 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:44,570 Look, Joey, I gotta talk to you about the sale tomorrow. 191 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:45,800 Jackie, I'm ready. 192 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:50,180 You remember those two guys that came... No, you weren't even here that day. 193 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:53,450 Anyway, Dad had a couple outside experts come by, check our operation. 194 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,530 And they recommended that we reduce the sales force when we move to the new location. 195 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,750 How many you gonna lose? 196 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,970 Well, Molly's gonna stay 'cause she sells cars. 197 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,450 And Dad's got a big heart, so maybe one or two others. 198 00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:08,390 Jackie, what are you talking about? 199 00:10:08,824 --> 00:10:11,060 We're the guys. We made this place. 200 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:12,930 Oh, come on, Joey, read the sign. 201 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:15,470 Big Jack Turgeon made the place. 202 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:18,090 He made you. He taught you how to sell. He made you rich. 203 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:20,720 You'd still be rich if you didn't blow it on the babes all the time. 204 00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:23,210 Well, I'm having a few problems, you know. 205 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,230 Some of them personal. 206 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:27,620 But I'm working them out, and I'll be back better than ever. I really will. 207 00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:29,780 Well, get back. By tomorrow. 208 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:32,630 'Cause you gotta close a dozen units to make an impression on the old man. 209 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:33,770 Otherwise, you're gone. 210 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,900 What are you talking about, 12 units by tomorrow? 211 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,130 Yeah, today and tomorrow. 212 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,990 Today's dead. No one's gonna come in today 213 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,970 if they know they can get it tomorrow on sale. 214 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,430 Well, I don't know. Get on your horse, cowboy. 215 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,710 Call all your old clients. I'll toss you a few leads. 216 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:48,200 Do whatever you gotta do to get people in here. 217 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,240 'Cause you gotta sell, sell, sell, Joey. 218 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,540 'Cause it'd be terrible if you weren't here anymore. 219 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,470 Terrible? Nah. 220 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,780 It'd be a total fucking disaster. 221 00:10:59,140 --> 00:10:59,470 BIG JACK: Frankie? 222 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,750 Hey, Frankie, wake up over there. 223 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,280 Wash my car, will you? 224 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,020 And do a good job for once. 225 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,670 I don't care who your old man is. 226 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:08,380 Chopsticks. I'm buying. 227 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:10,090 I'm talking about this bullshit now. 228 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,921 LITTLE JACK: Humor him. We'll make like the old days. 229 00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:14,920 I mean, who knows? Anything can happen. Look at Russia. 230 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:17,830 Right, things don't work out here, I can sell Lincolns in Lithuania. 231 00:11:17,971 --> 00:11:19,390 (LITTLE JACK LAUGHS) 232 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:20,170 That's a good idea. 233 00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:22,180 LITTLE JACK: Brought that color right around, huh? 234 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,130 Okay, my friends. 235 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:26,334 You stop talking now. Time to eat. 236 00:11:26,433 --> 00:11:27,400 Hey, ho, Helen. 237 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,920 Siu mai pork. Come on. 238 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,510 Give me some of those shrimps, please. No, back off. 239 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:32,650 That's not for you. This for better table. 240 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,290 "Better table." This one for you. 241 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,400 Martial arts expert. 242 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:38,170 Three, maybe, I think, huh? No, no, no, two. 243 00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:39,490 I'm not gonna buy out that easy. 244 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,590 Three. You big man. You need to eat a lot. 245 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,591 What, are you working on commission? 246 00:11:42,691 --> 00:11:44,350 I mean, you know, you'd sell the soles off your feet. 247 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,540 Hey, you shut up. You no mess with me, okay? 248 00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:50,080 Hey, you have any cat today? 249 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,140 No, no more. Finished. But this is very special for you. 250 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,610 What's for me? This is monkey brain. 251 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,077 Monkey brain, huh? That's right. 252 00:11:56,177 --> 00:11:57,400 Helen, that's not the monkey's brain. Look at that. 253 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,390 That's a different part of the monkey. 254 00:11:58,810 --> 00:11:59,980 HELEN: Stop playing with it now. Eat it. 255 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,030 COOK: Enjoy. 256 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:03,880 This the... This the, uh... The bear's balls. 257 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,341 What? Bear's balls. 258 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:06,426 Bear's balls? 259 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,719 Is that right? 260 00:12:08,418 --> 00:12:10,379 Okay, it's on you. 261 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,010 Okay, you shut up now. Eat. Okay. 262 00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:14,216 (MR. BIG STUFF PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) 263 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:18,990 Frankie. 264 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:22,179 Ooh, honey. Do it again. 265 00:12:27,018 --> 00:12:28,520 ...and then he got a car. 266 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,600 That's the way I live my life. 267 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:30,200 Amen. 268 00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:32,450 Aw, you boys talking dirty again? 269 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,230 ALL: No, no! 270 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:36,470 Oh, no. Mrs. Turgeon wants you to call her. Now. 271 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,990 Wife calls, pack the balls. 272 00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:40,940 Hey, that's my mother, Benny. 273 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,530 Oh. If you guys want me to keep treating lunch, 274 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:44,420 just remember, 275 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,680 you have to sell every damn one of those cars on my lot tomorrow. 276 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,110 'Cause if I'm not making, you're not making. 277 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,610 So let's hear the company motto. 278 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,600 ALL: Nobody gets out alive. 279 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,780 (THINKING) How the hell am I gonna sell 12 cars by tomorrow? 280 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,600 Twelve cars in one day? That's impossible. 281 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:05,420 I don't know. Maybe it can be done. 282 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,920 Maybe I'm the guy to do it. 283 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,020 What am I doing? 284 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,750 Instead of selling, I'm going out shopping with Joy. 285 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,250 I'm a sick man. 286 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,930 Oh, God. Why? 287 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,820 'Cause I can't say no to a woman. 288 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:17,840 I love 'em. 289 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,750 I just gotta make 'em happy. 290 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,190 'Cause if they are happy, I get a chance to be happy. 291 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,950 JOY: It's just not fair that my whole life should hang in the balance. 292 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,260 I mean, I've gotta know. 293 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:30,480 I am not going to divorce Harry until I know that I'm gonna be taken care of. 294 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,690 I mean, am I wrong? If I'm wrong, tell me. 295 00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:34,370 You're wrong. Nice piece, isn't it, sir? 296 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:35,290 Lovely. Gorgeous. 297 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,760 One of my favorites. Came in on an estate sale. 298 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,000 French art glass. Galle. Mid-19th century. 299 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,200 Would you like me to price it for you? 300 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,460 Yeah, would you, please? 301 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:48,250 So what's it gonna be? Huh? 302 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,050 What? Look what you're buying here. 303 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:52,090 I mean, I'll never be able to do for you what Harry can. 304 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,010 I don't have his money, you know? 305 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,240 Listen. What are you saying? 306 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,040 I got family responsibilities. 307 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,560 I got a mother. I got a daughter going to college soon. 308 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,360 Oh, God. I don't believe this. You know, you insult me. 309 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,730 I am not talking about financial support, you putz, you. 310 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:05,230 Don't hit me here. 311 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,910 I'm talking emotional support. 312 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,920 Emotional! Can you afford that? Yeah. 313 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:09,922 (CLEARING THROAT) 314 00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:14,542 $3,000. 315 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,430 You like this? 316 00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:18,920 I like you. 317 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:19,820 Do you want it? 318 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,350 I want you! 319 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:23,850 $3,000, huh? 320 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:27,420 So what you're saying is someone died, and you got this baby real cheap. 321 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,830 Honey. Babe. 322 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,620 You mind showing us the invoice? Sir! 323 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,240 I see a lot of art hanging around here 324 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,310 with what we like to call dust on it, you know? 325 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,220 Hey. You don't make money if you don't move the inventory, do you? 326 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,750 May I have a moment with you? 327 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:45,185 JOY: You're a salesman first, and then everything else second. 328 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,300 JOEY: I gotta sell some cars, okay? 329 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:50,587 Honey, it's just that it's very embarrassing is all I'm saying. 330 00:14:50,687 --> 00:14:52,670 I don't understand why it's necessary 331 00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:55,070 for you to try and sell the man a car. 332 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,620 What are you pissed about? I just saved you a grand, right? 333 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,693 Honey, it's not that, and you know it. 334 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,490 What are you doing? I thought you quit smoking. 335 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:03,200 Have a piece of gum instead. Here. 336 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,070 (CARS HONKING) 337 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,430 What do you hate Harry so much for? 338 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,720 You want to throw his money away? 339 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,000 I don't hate Harry. 340 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:11,150 Can I help it if the bastard loves it when I spend his money? 341 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,410 (CAR HONKING) Come on! 342 00:15:12,469 --> 00:15:14,597 (CARS HONKING) 343 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:16,340 I don't make that kind of money, Joy. Stop it. 344 00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:17,990 I know you don't, honey. 345 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,240 I'm not asking you to marry me. 346 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,390 I'm just saying I will... Shut up! 347 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,210 I will not share you with other women, darling. 348 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:27,980 And that includes Tina. 349 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,170 Come on, it's green, huh? 350 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,060 What are you talking about, Tina? 351 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,650 We're divorced. You know that. 352 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,090 You still sleep with her. 353 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,730 I do not sleep with her. I see her, huh? 354 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,760 I have a daughter with her. I have to see her to see my daughter. 355 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,984 If I don't see her, some other shlub sees her, 356 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,700 and I don't get to see my daughter at all. 357 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,840 Joey. Joy. 358 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:47,640 Joey. Joy. 359 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,100 I hear what you're saying. I know what you want. 360 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,790 Honey. So let's call Harry. 361 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:53,970 We'll just get it over with. 362 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,070 There's a payphone. Let's just... 363 00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:57,810 Joy, Jesus Christ, I gotta get to work. 364 00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,490 I'm gonna lose my goddamn job if I don't. 365 00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:01,270 (CAR HONKING) What's your problem? 366 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,760 Hey, honey. Honey. Shut up. 367 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,255 You get the dog all excited. 368 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,696 I don't mean to. I'm sorry, darling. 369 00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,139 You didn't bond with him when he was a puppy. 370 00:16:07,239 --> 00:16:09,580 I'll bond with him. Yeah, I'll bond with him very soon. 371 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:11,370 Angel. Sweetie. Darling. 372 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:11,910 Baby. 373 00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:14,206 BOTH: Moments. 374 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:17,877 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 375 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,460 Hey, Joey, what are you doing? 376 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:22,890 It's okay, Mario. It's my car, huh? 377 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:23,880 Hey. 378 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:25,950 Sorry about that. 379 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,960 Put the cigarette out. Tony's trying to quit. 380 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:29,857 Yeah, these things will kill you. 381 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,430 (THINKING) Oh, God, am I late. 382 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,470 Hope Tony will still see me. 383 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,080 Some people late to see Tony end up late for their own funeral. 384 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,290 Hey, wait a minute. Carmine will bail me out. 385 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,820 Yeah, good old Carmine. 386 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,500 Tony's number one man. 387 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:52,470 Come in, Joey. 388 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,120 Where's Carmine? 389 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,310 Hunting accident. 390 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:57,420 Wait here. 391 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,253 (OPERA PLAYING ON STEREO) 392 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,120 I'll take those. 393 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,690 Here you go, Joey. Thanks, Tony. 394 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,980 All right. Let's get down to business. What's on your mind? 395 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,829 I was wondering if you or any of the boys were looking for a new car 396 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,952 because we're having a sale on Sunday, Tony. 397 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,200 You're having a sale? Yeah. 398 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,038 Is that what you came here for, Joey? Yeah, Tone. 399 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,450 I'll tell you what, I'll pass the word along. 400 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,260 That'd be nice. 401 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,569 Joey, you didn't come here looking for money? 402 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,550 Joey, please, no more money. 403 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,140 Hey, Tony, I'm not asking. 404 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,150 20 G's, Joey. 405 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,590 Listen, we go back, 406 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,050 but I am not your personal banker, Joey. 407 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,650 Hey, Tony, you've been great to me. Thank you. Really. God bless you. 408 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,780 You know other guys out 20 G's... 409 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,610 Other guys, I fix. 410 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,320 Listen to me, 411 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,020 and listen to me carefully, please, Joey. 412 00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:50,050 Don't make me wait too long, Joey, please. 413 00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:51,010 I won't. No. 414 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,990 Don't make me wait too long. 415 00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:55,948 No. 416 00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:02,621 Drink up. Here. Salute. 417 00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:03,706 Salute, huh? 418 00:18:03,747 --> 00:18:04,748 (CHEERING IN ITALIAN) 419 00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:06,042 (TONY LAUGHING) 420 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,390 Take it from me, Joey. As much fun as women are, 421 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,310 they are not worth ruining your life over. 422 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,710 Yeah, you got it, Tone. Thanks for spreading the word about the sale. 423 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,580 Not a problem. 424 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,010 Thanks for getting my kid that weekend job. 425 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,080 Frankie, that lazy shit. 426 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:22,533 Did you see that fucking tattoo he has on his arm? Yeah. 427 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,040 Thinks he's gonna be a rock-and-roll star? 428 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,200 Sometimes I think he's gonna be a fruit. 429 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,210 Hey, I'll see ya. 430 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,268 Yeah, we go back, Tony. 431 00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,660 We go back, Joey. 432 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:46,690 (THINKING) Okay, Joey, here are the rules. 433 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,060 No wisecracks, no arguments 434 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,340 and definitely no fighting with the wife. 435 00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:53,607 Ex. Ex-wife. 436 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:54,940 Remember the alimony? 437 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,740 Hey, my paint job is still holding up. 438 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:04,990 Okay, I get in there, I get her back in that good mood, like I used to. 439 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,610 Then I take care of business. 440 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,020 Car business. 441 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,750 Wait a minute, maybe she's seeing somebody. 442 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,940 Why not? She's a good-looking woman. 443 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,410 Who wouldn't be attracted to her? 444 00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:17,403 Nah. 445 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,906 (TINA PANTING) 446 00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:27,622 TINA: ♪ Staying alive 447 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:28,860 ♪ Staying alive 448 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:32,040 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah 449 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,380 ♪ Staying alive ♪ 450 00:19:40,635 --> 00:19:41,887 Oh, God. 451 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:43,698 You're looking good, Tine. 452 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,630 (PANTING) You don't do that, Joey. 453 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,770 Coming in here without calling, 454 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,570 without even ringing the damn bell. 455 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,700 You don't live here, you know? 456 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,470 No, I just paid for it. 457 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,590 Oh, hey, that does not give you the right to keep coming in here. 458 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,547 Especially when I'm not home. 459 00:20:02,647 --> 00:20:03,680 Hey, you know I don't do that. 460 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,350 Oh, get off it, Joey. I know your smell. 461 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:06,710 Yeah. 462 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:10,250 You're married to someone for 11 years, you get to know a lot of things. 463 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,170 Get out of my mail. Excuse me. 464 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,240 What is this, huh? 465 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,430 It's food. It's for vitamins. 466 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,350 No, these are chemicals. Come on! 467 00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:20,660 Lisa needs real food to grow, not plant fertilizer. 468 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:21,876 She's grown. Yeah? 469 00:20:21,976 --> 00:20:24,410 Anyway, I cook for her. She's never here to eat it. 470 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,310 Where the hell is she? 471 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,440 She's 15. That's where she is! 472 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,150 She thinks she's her own boss. 473 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,400 Thinks she doesn't have to go to school anymore. 474 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,100 What, she's ditching? Tina, you're supposed to tell me this stuff. 475 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,410 It's her new friends, Joey. That's what I think. 476 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:38,260 What kind of friends she got, Tina? 477 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,820 Do you know from these friends? 478 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,710 Yeah. Some of them. 479 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,200 What, is she into drugs, something like that? 480 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,850 She needs a father! 481 00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:48,030 She's got one. 482 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:51,620 It wouldn't hurt if you set a little cash aside for Lisa's college 483 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,030 like you keep saying you are. 484 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,920 Tina, I've always taken care of you. 485 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,860 But I'm living in two rooms as big as your garage, huh? 486 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,420 I'm living like a fucking cabbage seller, like my old man! 487 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,690 Oh, yeah, because you spend your money on whores 488 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,400 instead of your daughter's education. 489 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,450 That's it. My lady friends are not whores! 490 00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:07,460 So marry one! 491 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,750 You couldn't afford me to! 492 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,450 'Cause God forbid you might have to get a real job. 493 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,020 I got a real job, Joey! Catering! Remember? 494 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:18,050 Oh, come on, Tina. Whipping up a few cheese logs for your friends' parties 495 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,210 ain't a real job. 496 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,630 It was when I cooked for you. 497 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,424 You know what the real job was? Eating it! 498 00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:24,290 (SCOFFS) I didn't see you get any thinner. 499 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:25,790 I'm lucky I didn't blow my ass off 500 00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,324 after eating Beans a la Tine! 501 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,240 (LAUGHING) Do you feel better? 502 00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:32,500 (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) Yeah! 503 00:21:34,998 --> 00:21:36,166 It's true. 504 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,309 Okay, all right, how about this, huh? 505 00:21:39,409 --> 00:21:42,250 $500 a month for a college fund for Lisa. 506 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,660 Now, do you feel better? 507 00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:44,867 Uh, yeah. 508 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,840 Sure, terrific, if you do it. 509 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,710 I promise. 510 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:51,390 So why did you come all the way over here today, Joey? 511 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,220 Just to talk to me about Lisa? 512 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:54,763 I was just driving by. 513 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,090 See ya. 514 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:01,660 Joey. 515 00:22:08,190 --> 00:22:10,320 (THINKING) Where the hell are you gonna get $500 a month? 516 00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:13,380 Joey, did you forget why you came here? 517 00:22:13,410 --> 00:22:14,640 Come on, boy. 518 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,190 Tina, I forgot. 519 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:24,460 Could you call your brother and tell him we're having a sale tomorrow? 520 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:25,990 Oh, so that's why you came over. 521 00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:27,430 He's got a car, Joey. 522 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:30,460 I mean, I'll cut him a rock-bottom price. Straight to the floor. 523 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:32,080 I mean, I'll make him a deal 524 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,450 even a tight-ass like your brother couldn't refuse, you know? 525 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,700 Why are you selling me, Joey, huh? 526 00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:39,207 Come on, Tine. 527 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,080 Do me a favor. Get him to come down. Please? 528 00:22:44,891 --> 00:22:45,893 (SIGHS) 529 00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:47,850 (GROANS) Okay, I'll talk to him. 530 00:22:48,731 --> 00:22:50,650 Oh, thanks, Tina. 531 00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:51,970 Why'd I ever leave you? 532 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:55,580 Well, you didn't leave me, Joey. I asked you to leave. 533 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,230 Remember why? 534 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,620 Divorce. 535 00:23:03,354 --> 00:23:05,440 (CHUCKLING) 536 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,260 There's one woman in my life, though, doesn't ask me for a thing. 537 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,630 She lives for me. She really does. 538 00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:13,300 Every time I see her, I feel great 539 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,670 'cause she really knows how to take care of me. 540 00:23:17,826 --> 00:23:19,870 (JOEY'S MOTHER SPEAKING ITALIAN) 541 00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:20,940 You know why, Joey? 542 00:23:20,996 --> 00:23:22,874 (JOEY'S MOTHER SPEAKING ITALIAN) 543 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,775 And that's the most important thing. When the faggioli... 544 00:23:25,775 --> 00:23:26,950 okay? Basta on the faggioli, 545 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:28,560 No more beans. I got a date, okay? 546 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,640 Okay, I'll put it here. 547 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,680 If you want some more, I'll get it. 548 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,080 Joey, why are you so unhappy? 549 00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:44,230 Ma, I'm not unhappy. I'm just not hungry, okay? 550 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,360 Come on, that's bullshit and you know it. 551 00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:48,020 Don't bullshit your ma, Joey. 552 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,642 Bullshit the girls, but don't bullshit your ma. 553 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,450 Okay, look. 554 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,484 I'm eating, all right? Yeah? 555 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:55,520 (SCOLDING IN ITALIAN) 556 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,100 I'm not jerking you around. 557 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,220 Have you talked to your daughter lately? 558 00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:03,198 Mmm. 559 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,420 Tina called, you know? 560 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,010 But Lisa? Never. 561 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,599 I'll talk to her. 562 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,210 Not only talk, Joey! 563 00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,340 Lisa needs a regular family. 564 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,280 You know, like you had with Tina. 565 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,510 Oh, come on, Ma. You couldn't stand Tina. 566 00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:19,540 Now all of a sudden you want to get us back together? 567 00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:21,680 So I ain't perfect. 568 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,640 Who is, Ma? 569 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,381 (CHUCKLES) 570 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:25,410 You are, Joey. 571 00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:29,700 You are my perfect little boy. 572 00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:33,275 (CAR PHONE RINGING) 573 00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:37,270 Joey Central. Cars are my life. 574 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:38,410 LITTLE JACK: How you doing, Joey? 575 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,600 Oh, great, Jackie, doing great! 576 00:24:40,930 --> 00:24:42,820 I got four potential sales in the bag. 577 00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:45,490 Yeah, okay. Listen, uh, are you seeing someone tonight? 578 00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:48,340 Yeah. I guess I've earned a little R & R, don't you think? 579 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:49,930 Sure you did! We all did! 580 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:50,890 So listen, uh, 581 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,020 I guess that means you won't be using your pad tonight, huh? 582 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:56,050 Jack, there, come on. It's Saturday night. 583 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,330 I mean, what's Donna gonna tell her old man? 584 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,950 You're pushing your luck, cowboy. 585 00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:01,840 I know what I'm doing, babe. Believe me. 586 00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:03,280 So is that okay? 587 00:25:03,910 --> 00:25:07,510 Yeah, that's okay. Mi casa es su casa, amigo. 588 00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:11,020 Hey, gracias, senor! And you keep selling cars, you hear, Joey? 589 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,020 We need you at Turgeon. 590 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:15,700 Don't you worry about it, Jackie. The only thing on my mind is selling cars. 591 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,680 Oh, don't. Don't. 592 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:18,575 Don't! Don't! What? What? What? 593 00:25:18,675 --> 00:25:19,887 You'll mess me up. I can't mess you up. 594 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:20,990 No. Come on. Let's go. Let's go! 595 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:22,197 (EXCLAIMS) 596 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:23,220 Joey, how's your day? 597 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,447 Oh, my day? It's been a drag till I get to you, gorge. 598 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:27,780 Hey, come on. Gorge. Gorge. Hey, Gorge. 599 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,360 You wanna know what a drag is, Joey? 600 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:29,465 Oh, yes, Gor... Oh! 601 00:25:29,465 --> 00:25:31,830 I think it's standing on your feet all day. 602 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,890 Yeah, yeah, that's it. Wait... 603 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,630 Spraying goofy-smelling mousse on people. 604 00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:37,150 Yeah. Gorge. Gorge. Trying to make these old ladies look 605 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:39,520 like they... Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. 606 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,070 Trying to make them look like they walked off of Cosmo. 607 00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:44,230 When they look like they got hit by the lousy A-train. 608 00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,150 Joey, I cannot find my pumps! 609 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:46,930 Oh, honey. 610 00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:49,060 Where are my pumps, Joey? 611 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,770 Oh! Strawberry slides into home! 612 00:25:51,938 --> 00:25:53,147 Joey. 613 00:25:54,047 --> 00:25:55,090 Joey. 614 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:55,720 Yes, baby. 615 00:25:56,242 --> 00:25:58,000 Do me something good, okay? What? 616 00:25:58,161 --> 00:25:59,455 Turn over. 617 00:25:59,650 --> 00:26:02,110 Oh, yeah! That! Oh! We're gonna play mandingo again, huh? 618 00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:02,890 No. No? 619 00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:04,000 We're gonna do your 'do. 620 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,230 What? Your 'do! 621 00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:06,880 There's gonna be celebs there tonight, Joey. 622 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,100 There's gonna be paparazzi there tonight, Joey. 623 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,710 So you gotta look special, you know? You gotta look good. 624 00:26:11,718 --> 00:26:13,510 Oh! Oh, and I got you some clothes. 625 00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:14,590 Oh, yeah? Special! 626 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:17,410 JOEY: Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 627 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:20,680 You know, the Allante should be a really good car for you. 628 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,780 Yeah? It's computerized, does 140 miles an hour. 629 00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:24,187 Better than that Rabbit I saw you drive up here. 630 00:26:24,286 --> 00:26:25,170 140 miles an hour! Yeah. 631 00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:25,670 The Allante. Sure. 632 00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:27,910 Joey, you gotta be doing this all the time? Selling, selling? 633 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:30,130 Come on, baby! I'm sorry, honey. I can't help it. 634 00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:31,660 Hey, tomorrow we're having a big sale. 635 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:32,670 Yeah? Tomorrow? Okay, I'll be there. Yeah, tomorrow. 636 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:34,330 We got to get in here, Joey. 637 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:37,032 There's fashion people downstairs. Coming through. 638 00:26:37,032 --> 00:26:37,630 You always have to be selling. Get back. Get back. 639 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,460 Okay, I'll try Lila. Gotta get a shot here! 640 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,430 JOEY: Well, I'm trying! 641 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,191 Ricky, look. Look in your book. Lila. L-I-L-A. Lila. 642 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:46,087 I know it's in your book. Yeah, yeah. 643 00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:48,670 I'm on your list! Under L! Under L! 644 00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:51,490 Hey! Hey! Shoot here! Shoot this, huh? Shoot me. 645 00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:53,155 I'm Lila. I'm an up-and-coming designer. 646 00:26:53,255 --> 00:26:55,390 I designed all this stuff myself. Come on. 647 00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:58,540 Come on, she's gorgeous, huh? Even a blind man could tell she's hot. 648 00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:00,880 She's a nobody. She's nothing. 649 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,210 I take stars. I take celebrities. I take famous people. 650 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:05,740 This person is nowhere. 651 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:08,080 I'm not taking her picture. I'm not wasting the film. 652 00:27:08,290 --> 00:27:09,340 It's nothing personal. 653 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:10,450 Screw this dude. 654 00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,260 You didn't have to say that to her. 655 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,280 Have a nice life. 656 00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:16,625 Hey, you know what you are? You're an asshalf. 657 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,070 Takes two of you to make an asswhole! 658 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:20,020 Hey! Hey, does this get us in? 659 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,730 You know Mr. Grant? You know him? 660 00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:23,830 DOORMAN: Yeah, all right. All right. Okay. Gorge! 661 00:27:24,490 --> 00:27:25,780 DOORMAN: Hey, hey, you want to come in or what? 662 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:26,740 JOEY: Yeah, I'm trying, huh? 663 00:27:27,070 --> 00:27:28,270 Hey, Gorge, where you going? We're in. 664 00:27:28,270 --> 00:27:29,830 I'm not going in there, Joey! 665 00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:32,110 Will you wait up, Lisa? Who's Lisa? 666 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,840 I don't know, Liza. Come on, what are you saying here? 667 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,710 You doing a Lisa? 668 00:27:35,710 --> 00:27:36,704 No, what are you... No! No! I'm not. 669 00:27:36,704 --> 00:27:38,980 I know the diff between Lisa and Lila, Joey! 670 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,080 You said Lisa! No, I did not, okay? 671 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,940 I don't know a Lisa. I'm not doing a Lisa. 672 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:45,250 Only Lisa I know is the Mona Lisa. 673 00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:47,080 Gorge. Come on. 674 00:27:48,070 --> 00:27:49,480 You're the only girl for me. 675 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,490 JOEY: Come on, Gorge. 676 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:57,970 Your time's gonna come. I know what I'm talking about. 677 00:28:00,210 --> 00:28:03,657 I don't wanna be just some stupid bimbo, Joey. 678 00:28:03,756 --> 00:28:04,970 Hey, what are you saying, "bimbo"? 679 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,140 You know what a bimbo is? 680 00:28:06,170 --> 00:28:07,910 It's a little elephant with big ears. 681 00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:10,300 Hey, come on! Listen, 682 00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:14,120 your 'dos are gonna be the hottest thing in this whole goddamn city. 683 00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:16,728 You really think so? Mmm-hmm. 684 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,090 Really? Yeah. 685 00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:19,710 I'm not a loser. 686 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:20,850 Gorge. 687 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,610 You think I'm gonna waste my time with a loser? 688 00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:25,680 You know what a loser looks like? 689 00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:27,660 A loser looks like this. 690 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:28,710 (LAUGHING) 691 00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:31,720 (IMITATING SPEECH IMPEDIMENT) I like to see the Allante, please. 692 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:34,021 Please show me the Allante. 693 00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:36,900 I love you, Joey. 694 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,060 I really do. 695 00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:41,045 Hey, Gorge. 696 00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:42,540 Gorge. 697 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:55,280 Hiya, Joey! Benny! 698 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:06,710 Legend, lover, salesman, right? 699 00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:08,660 Take no prisoners today, Ben. 700 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:09,950 You got it. 701 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,670 Frankie! Joey, barf on this, man. 702 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:15,010 Why do I got to do this shit for, huh? 703 00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:15,670 Money. 704 00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:20,326 After you. No, apres vous. 705 00:29:21,423 --> 00:29:22,424 He speaks French. 706 00:29:22,465 --> 00:29:23,467 (CHUCKLES) 707 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,737 Hey. You and me, Mol. 708 00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:28,490 It's time we got something going. 709 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,620 I'm free tonight. Oh, I'd like that, Joey, 710 00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:32,930 but I think I'd rather eat worms and die. 711 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,520 Well, you know, my worm doesn't have a hook. 712 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,920 (SCOFFS) You know what your problem is, Joey? 713 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,480 You're a pig. 714 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,780 And you're a chauvinist, and you have no respect for women. 715 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:42,020 Oh. 716 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,398 Well, I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question, then, huh? 717 00:29:44,498 --> 00:29:45,450 I guess. Yeah. 718 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:46,760 We'll forget dinner. 719 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,334 (PHONE RINGING) DONNA ON PA: Telephone call for Joey O'Brien. 720 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,918 Big day, Joey. Almost. 721 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,720 It was right there and got away. 722 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,080 Joey O'Brien. Oh, God, it's Tina. 723 00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:01,280 Tina! What? 724 00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:03,450 Lisa. Lisa, she stayed out all night. 725 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,830 She didn't come home. 726 00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:06,350 She didn't? All night? 727 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,426 I don't know where she is. 728 00:30:07,526 --> 00:30:09,370 You called hospitals? You called the police, honey? 729 00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:10,580 No, she called from a payphone. 730 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,163 She called? Yeah. 731 00:30:12,262 --> 00:30:12,943 What did she say? 732 00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:14,750 Oh, your daughter! She said she's with friends! 733 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:18,140 Oh, Jesus. Oh, God, she's with that little prick, Louie. Listen... 734 00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:19,220 Joey, you gotta come home! Listen, I can't. 735 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:21,120 I can't. I can't come home now. 736 00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:23,000 Listen, if I come home, I blow my job. 737 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,320 She's okay. She called. Look, Joey... 738 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,590 She's gonna be all right. 739 00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:27,380 She comes home, you give me a call, okay? 740 00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:29,420 Joey, listen, you gotta come home. I need you! Okay? All right, baby? 741 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:30,680 You got it. Bye-bye. 742 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,750 (PHONE SLAMMING DOWN) That little motherfucker's dead. 743 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,890 How do you do, sir? How do you do? 744 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,090 Jackie Turgeon, how do you do? 745 00:30:35,090 --> 00:30:36,170 This is my wife. How do you do? 746 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,870 This survey is bullshit. Mmm-hmm. 747 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,890 Who are these experts? What do they know? 748 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,290 They ever sell a car? Now, come on, Benny, we're the salesmen. 749 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,790 We gotta do what we do best. 750 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:44,960 Lie. Yeah. 751 00:30:45,001 --> 00:30:46,420 Cheat. Steal, huh? 752 00:30:46,461 --> 00:30:50,465 (HENRY SPEAKING CHINESE) 753 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,760 Oh, cool it, cool it, cool it. That's Donna's old man. 754 00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:54,080 Donna! 755 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:55,910 Oh, excuse me. 756 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,010 LARRY: Donna, come here. I wanna talk to you. 757 00:30:58,109 --> 00:31:00,110 It's her husband. Where's Jack? 758 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,320 Over there, doing a little carpet inspection on the Mercedes. 759 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,848 Don't look. Don't look. Ooh. 760 00:31:06,477 --> 00:31:08,480 Donna! 761 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,220 Come here. I want to talk to you. 762 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,770 Larry, what the hell are you doing over here? 763 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,170 So I'm sitting home, thinking, right? Yeah. 764 00:31:14,269 --> 00:31:15,800 And I realize something. It's Sunday. 765 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,605 So? What you got to work on Sunday for? 766 00:31:17,705 --> 00:31:19,370 I already told you Larry. There's a big sale. I gotta work. 767 00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:21,740 You already worked half the night, huh? Yeah. 768 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,200 So how many cars do you sell at 2:00 in the morning, Donna? 769 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,690 DONNA: What? LARRY: How many cars do you sell at 2:00 in the morning? 770 00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,120 LARRY: Something's going on. I can feel it. 771 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,770 Oh, what can you feel? You can't feel anything 772 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,519 'cause nothing's going on. You're just going crazy. I can feel it. 773 00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:34,400 I ain't gonna be a fool, Donna. 774 00:31:34,430 --> 00:31:35,990 DONNA: Go home, Larry. LARRY: I ain't gonna be a fool. 775 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:38,990 Just go home. Don't tell me what to do. I'm going home. 776 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:41,000 You go inside. 777 00:31:41,804 --> 00:31:43,550 LARRY: I ain't gonna be your fool. 778 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,660 Jackie, all clear. 779 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:03,988 Come on! Sell some cars, will you? 780 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,470 That was a little close. 781 00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:06,985 Take no prisoners. 782 00:32:07,085 --> 00:32:08,570 JOEY: ♪ Hit the road Little Jack 783 00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:09,770 Nobody gets out of here alive. JOEY: ♪ Don't you come back 784 00:32:09,770 --> 00:32:12,910 ALL: ♪ No more, no more, no more, no more ♪ 785 00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:14,710 ♪ Hit the road, Little Jack 786 00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:17,860 ♪ And don't you come back no more, no 787 00:32:18,010 --> 00:32:19,030 ♪ What you say? ♪ 788 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:20,920 I know about you people. You're all thieves. 789 00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:23,170 Every time you open your mouth, you're gonna cost me money. 790 00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:24,907 That's right, dear. I'll do the talking, okay? 791 00:32:25,007 --> 00:32:27,160 What I want, and what I'm willing to pay. 792 00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,740 Think you can handle that, pal? Oh, definitely. 793 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,150 Yeah. Hop in. 794 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:37,040 JOEY: Perfect fit, huh? 795 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,110 WOMAN: How is that, dear? 796 00:32:39,470 --> 00:32:40,160 Feels good. 797 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,320 WOMAN: It looks great, honey. 798 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:42,830 JOEY: Doesn't it? 799 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,900 Really packed in here. 800 00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:46,460 I don't know. 801 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:47,810 What don't you know? 802 00:32:49,070 --> 00:32:51,890 Oh, I just don't know. 803 00:32:52,157 --> 00:32:53,534 So this is a Bends, right? 804 00:32:53,575 --> 00:32:54,702 Benz. Benson. 805 00:32:54,743 --> 00:32:58,289 No, Benz. Not Benson. Benz. Benz. 806 00:32:58,490 --> 00:32:59,720 300E Benz. 807 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:01,280 How long have you been selling cars? 808 00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:02,330 Just a little while. 809 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,130 Fifteen years. You got a lot to learn. 810 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:04,700 I do. 811 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:07,700 Let me take a guess. You're thinking you can't afford this car. 812 00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:10,440 Well, for $45,000... 813 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:11,720 What? Okay. 814 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,870 Didn't mean to frighten you with that. That's what's called sticker shock. 815 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:16,880 You want me to get some oxygen? Sticker shock? 816 00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:18,410 Listen, I know what I can afford. 817 00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:20,720 I just don't know. 818 00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:22,790 I don't know. 819 00:33:25,585 --> 00:33:28,130 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 820 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,780 You're a hell of a driver, Mr. Clampstock. 821 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,260 Oh. 822 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,360 Well, you ready to take this baby home? 823 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,080 I don't know. 824 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:35,830 We're doing pretty good. 825 00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:38,980 We moved 15 units, but we can do better. 826 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:41,980 So I'm gonna allow another $500 off the buy-back without prior approval. 827 00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:44,290 Ah, good, good. Jackie, how many cars did I do? 828 00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:45,790 Two Benny. Just two. 829 00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:48,310 Ah, Christ, 35 years on the floor, I'm gonna lose my spot... 830 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,470 Benny, Benny, days not over. It's only 11:30. 831 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,930 Today don't matter if I'm gonna lose my spot. I wanna know, Jackie. 832 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,210 Benny, you're not selling any cars standing here, now, are you? 833 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:55,660 (PHONE RINGING) Hold on. 834 00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:57,970 Hello? LILA: Joey? 835 00:33:57,970 --> 00:33:59,710 No. Is he there? It's his doctor. 836 00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:01,480 Yeah, he's here. Sign this. 837 00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:03,220 Doctor's on the phone. Can't talk now. 838 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,390 Oh, you rat. 839 00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:07,600 No, I'm sorry. Mr. O'Brien is with a customer. He's a very busy man. 840 00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:08,980 We were talking Jackie. It's important I speak to him. 841 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:09,820 Like I told you... 842 00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:11,050 I'm telling you, I'm not selling anymore 843 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:12,639 unless you give me a spot at the new place. 844 00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:14,080 Joey, doctor says it's an emergency. 845 00:34:14,110 --> 00:34:14,980 What kind of emergency? 846 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,679 What kind of emergency? Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 847 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:18,940 Give me that. No, I want to speak to Joey. 848 00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:20,603 Yeah, this is Joey. Hi, it's me. 849 00:34:20,703 --> 00:34:21,850 Yeah, Lila, what? I need an agent. 850 00:34:21,850 --> 00:34:24,100 What kind of emergency? It's a busy day. I think I need an agent. 851 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,750 An agent? Yeah, to help me sell my stuff. 852 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:26,679 An agent. JOEY: What kind of agent? 853 00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:28,659 God damn it, Jackie. We were talking here. 854 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:31,120 Stop listening to Joey on the phone and answer me. 855 00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:34,929 Come on, there are no guarantees, okay? There are no guarantees in life. 856 00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:38,500 JOEY: What the fuck do you need a press agent for? No, no. I know. Listen. 857 00:34:38,530 --> 00:34:40,510 No, no, it's not like you don't have something to publicize, babe. 858 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:41,860 You got a lot to publicize. 859 00:34:41,889 --> 00:34:43,150 Fuck you, Little. 860 00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:44,530 And fuck Big. 861 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,179 Fuck 'em big and little. 862 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:49,480 Little and Big, fucking fucks. You know what I'm saying, huh? 863 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:50,701 Yeah, I got the gist, Ben. 864 00:34:50,739 --> 00:34:53,440 You know what I'm saying, Joey? God damn it! 865 00:34:53,499 --> 00:34:55,330 JOEY: No, no, honey. No, just somebody learning English. 866 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,940 Fuck you! Ooh. 867 00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:59,110 Jeez. Better lighten up on the caffeine. 868 00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:01,790 Number seven. 869 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:02,770 JOEY: Tell me the price. 870 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:04,630 JOEY: Five grand for three months? 871 00:35:05,410 --> 00:35:07,140 Five grand is not the money, darling. 872 00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:09,430 JOEY: It's just the fact that... Hey, wait a minute, you're worth it. 873 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:11,860 JOEY: You're priceless, babe. You know that. 874 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,900 Seven, Joe. Seven. 875 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,510 LILA: Joey, what's going on over there? Hello? 876 00:35:16,510 --> 00:35:18,400 Ten. Ten. 877 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,570 LILA: Joey? 878 00:35:19,570 --> 00:35:20,950 Centimeters. 879 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,110 LITTLE JACK: Oh, that's cruel. 880 00:35:24,023 --> 00:35:25,150 God damn it, Joey! 881 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:26,950 What? Oh, babe, listen. 882 00:35:27,105 --> 00:35:28,990 Uh, I gotta go. I gotta get back out there. 883 00:35:28,990 --> 00:35:31,060 Five grand I gotta make, and I gotta get it now. 884 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:35,214 You get it? Okay. Bye-bye. Yeah, sweetie. You're the best. 885 00:35:35,313 --> 00:35:37,090 So many women, so little cash. 886 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:39,760 Take no prisoners! 887 00:35:39,850 --> 00:35:42,670 Thirty-five years I've been selling cars, Joey. You know what I mean? 888 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,610 Now all of a sudden, all of a sudden, I don't know what I'm selling, huh? 889 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,550 What is this? What does that say there? Salesman of the year. 890 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,690 Excuse me. Maybe... 891 00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:51,850 Excuse me. Can I help you? 892 00:35:52,270 --> 00:35:53,320 You gave me your card. 893 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:57,800 Oh, right, right. Something in black. 894 00:35:57,830 --> 00:35:59,000 The hearse, right? Yeah. 895 00:35:59,030 --> 00:36:01,460 Sorry. Well, you sit right down. I'll be right with you, okay? 896 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,503 Yeah. 897 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,960 So what am I supposed to do now? 898 00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:06,270 Grow legs like Molly? 899 00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:08,970 I don't know, Ben. I still wouldn't fuck you. 900 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:15,060 Sorry to keep you waiting. 901 00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:16,770 You don't look so good. 902 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:19,730 Well, it's getting to be kind of a long day. 903 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,710 We own Frito's cars. 904 00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:24,060 Seven years. We have 19 taxis. Twenty. 905 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:24,980 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 906 00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:26,990 Congratulations, you're ready to step up from the taxis 907 00:36:26,990 --> 00:36:28,408 to a Prestige Luxury car, right? 908 00:36:28,507 --> 00:36:30,190 Yes. We're gonna buy an American car. 909 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,940 Only American. Well, God bless you, sir. 910 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,260 It's gonna be hard to buy a Russian one. 911 00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,990 Let me show you this American car. Yeah. 912 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:38,000 Lincoln Continental. Do you have any kids? 913 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,880 I have... No, three kids. And children. 914 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,920 Three his children and two our kids. 915 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,000 Well, this'll fit... This will fit nice good. 916 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,890 Put the bad ones in the front and the bad ones in the back. 917 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,190 (PHONE RINGING) Okay. 918 00:36:47,450 --> 00:36:48,890 Excuse me one second. Mr. Salesman, real leather in the seat? 919 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,990 Real leather, yeah. Nothing fake in America. 920 00:36:50,990 --> 00:36:52,200 (PHONE RINGING) 921 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,285 DONNA ON PA: Telephone call for Joey O'Brien. 922 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,060 Hello. 923 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,170 Joey, it's me. Tina! 924 00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:57,870 She home? No, not yet. 925 00:36:57,870 --> 00:36:59,580 I don't know where she is. Not yet? 926 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:00,690 Why don't you try calling this Louie? 927 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,280 I don't know his last name. Do you know it? 928 00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:04,020 No, I don't know his name. We're not that close. 929 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,370 But if I ever do get close to him, 930 00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,140 he's gonna be wearing his balls for earrings. 931 00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:09,171 He gonna be back or no, huh? 932 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:10,470 On the telephone. 933 00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:14,010 I don't understand. He going to sell this car? What? I just... 934 00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:17,820 Yeah, yeah, I do sound a little tense, Tine, yeah. 935 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:19,620 You wanna know why? I know why. 936 00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:21,180 'Cause my day has been shit. 937 00:37:21,210 --> 00:37:23,550 Total shit. Yeah, Joey, you're not the only one, you know? 938 00:37:23,550 --> 00:37:26,740 My little girl's missing, doing God knows what the hell. Joey. 939 00:37:26,839 --> 00:37:29,280 I'm gonna lose my job. I'm up to my ass in hock. 940 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,540 People asking money from me. Joey, calm down. 941 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,820 And I gotta sell seven more cars by the end of the day. 942 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:37,710 Shit, total shit, S-H-I-T. It could not get any worse. Joey, come on now. Calm down. 943 00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:38,130 (CHESTER BARKING) Hello? 944 00:37:38,370 --> 00:37:39,360 Oh, shit. 945 00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:42,510 Joey, what? What is it? Joey? 946 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:46,467 Oh, Tina... Is she there? 947 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,810 Tina, you call me... Joey? 948 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:52,140 ...the moment that Lila... Lisa gets home, okay? 949 00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:54,810 Lila? Joey, don't do this to me today. 950 00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:56,795 Oh, I have a previous relationship with these customers. 951 00:37:56,895 --> 00:37:58,260 Mr. Salesman, please. One moment. 952 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,810 Hello, Mrs. Munchack. Hi. 953 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,460 Hi. You know Chester. 954 00:38:02,592 --> 00:38:03,802 (JOY LAUGHING) 955 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,454 Yeah, he likes you. He does. I hope. 956 00:38:06,454 --> 00:38:08,040 Uh, Mr. Munchack, 957 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,030 Joey O'Brien, I put you in that 560 SL a couple years ago. 958 00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:13,950 Ah, yes, Mr. O'Brien, my relationship for life. 959 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:15,405 Nice. 960 00:38:15,505 --> 00:38:17,250 Has she run well for you? The car. 961 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,770 Well, she doesn't seem to have any complaints. 962 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,000 Well, glad to hear that. 963 00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:23,640 No complaints at all. I tell you, it's been like a dream. 964 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,260 I don't think I've ever loved anyone... 965 00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:26,880 Thing more. 966 00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:29,441 It's been a pleasure servicing... Serving you. 967 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,190 RUSSIAN MAN: Mr. Salesman, please! One moment, please! 968 00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:33,420 I'll be right with you. 969 00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:36,090 Place can't run without me. What can I do for you, Mr. Munchaque? 970 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:37,380 Munchack. Chack. 971 00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:39,780 Like to get a new car for my wife. 972 00:38:39,990 --> 00:38:43,200 Oh, well, hey, that's what I'm here for. 973 00:38:44,130 --> 00:38:45,180 Come on, let me show you around. 974 00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:46,980 So what's it gonna be, Mr. O'Brien, 975 00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:49,680 are you ready to continue our relationship for life? 976 00:38:49,710 --> 00:38:50,910 Joey. Joey. 977 00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:53,330 I'm still waiting for you, Mr. Salesman. 978 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,210 One moment! 979 00:38:54,390 --> 00:38:55,140 Excuse me. 980 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,820 I'm sick of your moment. 981 00:38:57,090 --> 00:38:58,440 Can't you see I got two ups at once. 982 00:38:58,490 --> 00:38:59,490 Little's not gonna approve your deal. 983 00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:01,470 You better go talk to him. Your sale's gonna walk, Joey. 984 00:39:01,476 --> 00:39:03,480 Donna, do anything. Keep him there. Show him some cleavage, okay? 985 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:06,607 (MAN GRUMBLING IN RUSSIAN) Joey! 986 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,550 Mr. Salesman! One moment, I'll be right with you. 987 00:39:08,670 --> 00:39:12,480 Wait a second. My wife was thinking maybe an Allante convertible. 988 00:39:12,510 --> 00:39:14,215 Shut up! Black. Hear Daddy? 989 00:39:14,315 --> 00:39:16,560 Now is that what you want, darling? Yes, honey. 990 00:39:16,570 --> 00:39:19,720 I did see one that I really liked. You must know what I'm talking about. 991 00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,730 So Mr. O'Brien, can you help us? 992 00:39:21,742 --> 00:39:23,203 Mr. Salesman! Surely. 993 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,260 Please, this Washington Continental. 994 00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:27,430 What kind of deal are you gonna make me on this? 995 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:28,560 Cash is okay? Cash. 996 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,210 Mr. O'Brien, please. One moment. 997 00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:32,610 I ask you, how much in cash? American cash? 998 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,188 Sure, you accept Chinese? Uh... 999 00:39:34,287 --> 00:39:35,860 Excuse me, Joey, get with that guy... 1000 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,125 RUSSIAN MAN: Come on, Mr. Salesman! 1001 00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:38,730 Hey, hey, don't go. 1002 00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:43,790 Hey, we had a deal here. Sit down! 1003 00:39:43,790 --> 00:39:44,290 We had a deal! He changed every number! I know. Sit down. Take a load off your legs. 1004 00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:44,790 He changed every number. 1005 00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:47,555 Mr. O'Brien, I believe you were serving us. 1006 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:49,650 Hey, back off! Please! 1007 00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:52,643 (MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING) 1008 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:53,727 Fuck! 1009 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,735 (ALL SCREAMING) 1010 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,490 All you bastards are gonna die! 1011 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:08,000 You had your good time? Now you're gonna die! 1012 00:40:18,555 --> 00:40:20,349 (LARRY SCREAMING) 1013 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:22,750 Get over there! Get over there! 1014 00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:26,570 Move it! Move it! Move it! 1015 00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:36,913 Move it! Move it! Okay. 1016 00:40:36,913 --> 00:40:40,000 Oh, my God! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! 1017 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,860 Everybody fucking against the wall, 1018 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,650 or we all fucking die. 1019 00:40:44,034 --> 00:40:44,993 Boom! 1020 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,420 LARRY: Hey! Get out! Get out of there! 1021 00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,190 What are you hiding from, huh? 1022 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:57,370 Get up! Get up! What are you hiding from? 1023 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,360 Are you one of them? 1024 00:40:58,720 --> 00:40:59,620 Are you one of them? 1025 00:40:59,903 --> 00:41:00,904 Donna! Donna! 1026 00:41:00,904 --> 00:41:01,990 Larry! 1027 00:41:01,990 --> 00:41:05,204 Are you one of them? One what? 1028 00:41:05,204 --> 00:41:06,187 You look like one of them! DONNA: Larry! 1029 00:41:06,187 --> 00:41:07,029 Larry! 1030 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:08,590 What the hell are you doing, Larry? 1031 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,330 You gone crazy, Larry? 1032 00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:11,210 I wanna know, Donna. 1033 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,520 What, have you gone crazy? Tell me! Tell me! 1034 00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:15,320 What are you doing? Who here did you do, huh? 1035 00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,306 Tell me who you fucked here, Donna! I wanna know! 1036 00:41:18,347 --> 00:41:20,057 I gotta know! Tell me! 1037 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,730 What do you want to know? 1038 00:41:22,270 --> 00:41:23,530 Everyone, okay? 1039 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:24,982 I fucked them all! 1040 00:41:25,023 --> 00:41:28,068 I just fuck and fuck and fuck! 1041 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,822 Shit! 1042 00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:33,610 Get up! 1043 00:41:34,649 --> 00:41:35,734 (GROANING) 1044 00:41:35,775 --> 00:41:36,902 Donna! 1045 00:41:36,943 --> 00:41:38,528 (RUSSIAN COUPLE EXCLAIMING) 1046 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:39,860 Hey! 1047 00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:41,950 Hey! Hey! 1048 00:41:42,201 --> 00:41:44,830 Get in there! Move it! 1049 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:45,850 Move it! 1050 00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:48,670 I'll fucking kill you! 1051 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:50,590 Move it! Move it! 1052 00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:52,092 Not me! Don't shoot me! 1053 00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:55,596 (GIBBERING IN FEAR) 1054 00:41:58,190 --> 00:42:02,950 All right, um, um... Okay. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. 1055 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,090 All right, um... 1056 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,440 Okay, everybody over there! 1057 00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:11,710 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1058 00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:13,960 Everybody back. Everybody back. 1059 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:16,480 Okay. Um... Okay. 1060 00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:17,740 Everybody, hands up. 1061 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,100 And, um, make it look like nothing's happening. 1062 00:42:22,848 --> 00:42:24,558 Shut the dog up! 1063 00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:26,101 I don't like dogs! 1064 00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:27,755 He's just a puppy! 1065 00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:31,650 Okay. Okay. Um... Okay. 1066 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:34,590 All the women over there! 1067 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:37,185 Please, I just came to buy car 1068 00:42:37,185 --> 00:42:38,453 with my wife. 1069 00:42:38,453 --> 00:42:39,959 Get over there! 1070 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,760 MOLLY: You're gonna get us all killed. 1071 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:45,758 (WOMEN SCREAMING) Shut up! Shut up! 1072 00:42:46,884 --> 00:42:48,553 Get it away from me! 1073 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,140 Get it away from me! 1074 00:42:50,370 --> 00:42:52,150 No, please! No, no, Chester, please! 1075 00:42:52,150 --> 00:42:53,100 Get it away from me! 1076 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:55,637 Get the dog away from me! Get... 1077 00:42:58,922 --> 00:43:03,426 My baby, no! Please! Please! My baby! Please! Please! 1078 00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,264 (GUN CLICKING) 1079 00:43:10,270 --> 00:43:12,940 You! Little tough guy with the tattoo! 1080 00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:16,390 You been doing Donna, ain't ya? Huh? 1081 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,070 Answer me, you little shit! 1082 00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:20,080 Stick your little toy dick in there, huh? 1083 00:43:20,176 --> 00:43:21,970 I swear to God, I didn't fuck your girlfriend, man! 1084 00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:24,430 She's not my girlfriend. She's my wife! 1085 00:43:24,850 --> 00:43:27,220 Oh, Jesus! Don't! Don't! He's just a kid, come on. 1086 00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:28,988 LARRY: What's your problem, mac? JOY: Oh, God, please. Joey! 1087 00:43:28,988 --> 00:43:30,351 JOEY: Darling, back! Darling, get back! 1088 00:43:30,351 --> 00:43:31,328 LARRY: Stay back! 1089 00:43:31,330 --> 00:43:33,750 Get back. Get back, darling! Stay back! 1090 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:34,960 No! Joey! Joey! Joey! 1091 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:38,040 Joey? What is this, Joy? 1092 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,630 JOY: I'm sorry, Harry. I didn't mean to hurt you! 1093 00:43:39,630 --> 00:43:42,550 Joy, you haven't been screwing this salesman, have you? 1094 00:43:42,550 --> 00:43:43,050 Oh, shut up, Harry! 1095 00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:45,045 Well, have you? A little. 1096 00:43:47,550 --> 00:43:49,500 Everybody fucking shut up! 1097 00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:51,480 This is my thing, all right? 1098 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:54,420 This is some joint here. 1099 00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:57,210 Open season on everyone's wife, huh? 1100 00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,480 So you had your little fun, did you? 1101 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,761 Please don't kill me! I don't want to die! 1102 00:44:01,761 --> 00:44:04,410 I don't want to fucking die. 1103 00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:07,200 It was me. It was me! 1104 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,040 You what? 1105 00:44:16,540 --> 00:44:18,945 Me and Donna, we, uh... 1106 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,480 You, uh... 1107 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:24,150 Yeah. 1108 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:27,360 What are you saying, Joey? 1109 00:44:27,390 --> 00:44:29,139 How could you do this to me? 1110 00:44:29,139 --> 00:44:29,890 You're something, O'Brien! 1111 00:44:29,890 --> 00:44:31,710 I hope to hell this guy really does kill you! I loved you! 1112 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:34,510 Shut up! You shut up! Shut up! You bastard! 1113 00:44:34,610 --> 00:44:35,880 You shut up even more! 1114 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:37,080 Sorry. I'm sorry, sir. 1115 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:37,950 (WHISPERING) Thank you. 1116 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,220 I'm doing the talking. 1117 00:44:41,592 --> 00:44:42,885 Right, right. 1118 00:44:44,550 --> 00:44:45,600 So we got one. 1119 00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:49,320 Who else did her, huh? 1120 00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:52,440 Who else did her? The kid? Who else? 1121 00:44:52,710 --> 00:44:53,940 Come on, who else? 1122 00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:55,690 Nobody else. It was just me. 1123 00:44:55,710 --> 00:44:57,180 Yeah? Prove it. 1124 00:44:57,210 --> 00:44:59,190 You think I'm gonna bullshit you about this? 1125 00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:00,600 What, am I a retard? 1126 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,410 You think I'm gonna bullshit a guy with an automatic weapon loaded and pointed at me? 1127 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:08,160 It's just me. Nobody else. 1128 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,590 Yeah, well, what about, 1129 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,670 you know, all that stuff she said, you know? 1130 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,920 "I fuck and fuck and fuck." 1131 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,510 She was trying to hurt you, man. 1132 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,350 Hey! 1133 00:45:26,045 --> 00:45:27,755 (ALL SCREAMING) 1134 00:45:28,714 --> 00:45:30,008 Am I dead? 1135 00:45:30,049 --> 00:45:31,509 Move it! Move it! 1136 00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:32,677 Don't you hurt my son! 1137 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,235 You hurt him, I'll kill ya! 1138 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,989 I'll kill you right here! 1139 00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:38,410 Hey, come on, we were talking. 1140 00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:41,330 We were talking here, Lar. Remember me and Donna? 1141 00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:43,962 Yeah, right. Right. 1142 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,530 So how many times you do her, man? 1143 00:45:45,530 --> 00:45:47,450 What's it matter, Lar? She's dying over there on the floor. 1144 00:45:47,450 --> 00:45:48,620 One time? Twenty times? 1145 00:45:49,952 --> 00:45:51,704 Less. Tell me. Ten? 1146 00:45:52,730 --> 00:45:53,930 I don't know. More than 10? 1147 00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:56,510 Less than 10? What? Hey, look behind me. 1148 00:45:56,930 --> 00:45:59,320 I can't talk in front of the ladies. You know what I'm saying, hmm? 1149 00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:00,320 Come on. 1150 00:46:00,770 --> 00:46:03,860 You let the ladies go, I'll tell you everything. 1151 00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:04,970 What have you got against the ladies? 1152 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,190 They never did anything with Donna. 1153 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,400 I don't know they didn't do nothing. 1154 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,099 Oh, come on. You let the ladies go, we'll talk all night, okay? 1155 00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:12,320 No, no, no, no, you tell me first. How many times? 1156 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:13,730 Oh, God. I swear I'll kill you. 1157 00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:14,480 Go ahead! 1158 00:46:14,930 --> 00:46:18,530 But you kill me, you never learn anything about me and Donna, do you? 1159 00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:22,940 Now, come on, Larry, be a guy. Let the ladies go. 1160 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,040 Okay? Come on, now. 1161 00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:26,390 DONNA: Larry. 1162 00:46:27,350 --> 00:46:28,250 Larry. 1163 00:46:28,605 --> 00:46:29,690 Oh, shit. 1164 00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:31,220 Larry, Larry, she's over there. 1165 00:46:31,610 --> 00:46:33,586 She's alive. Look at that, Larry. 1166 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,939 She ain't dead. DONNA: What happened? 1167 00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:38,690 The shot just grazed her head. You ain't killed anybody. 1168 00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:40,790 Come on. Get away from her! What are you doing? 1169 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,160 Nothing. 1170 00:46:42,230 --> 00:46:43,280 She's hurt, Larry. 1171 00:46:43,290 --> 00:46:44,510 She, she deserves it. 1172 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,859 Let me just get her up, get her in a chair, okay, Lar? 1173 00:46:46,859 --> 00:46:48,445 (DONNA GROANING) 1174 00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:51,260 Put her in a chair. 1175 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,260 That's a good idea, Lar. 1176 00:46:55,533 --> 00:46:57,160 (DONNA MOANING) 1177 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,060 Get your hands off her! 1178 00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:01,300 DONNA: What happened? 1179 00:47:01,990 --> 00:47:04,300 No matter what you hear, shut up. 1180 00:47:04,330 --> 00:47:04,780 What? 1181 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,500 Yeah, bitch, better listen to your boyfriend here. 1182 00:47:08,890 --> 00:47:09,520 What? 1183 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,980 You heard me. Listen to what your boyfriend's saying. 1184 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,200 You think I'm fucking Joey? 1185 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,580 Jerk. 1186 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:18,140 Donna. 1187 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,720 What's going on here? You doing her or not? 1188 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:22,740 Of course I'm doing her. 1189 00:47:22,763 --> 00:47:24,990 I don't know who I'm doing and who I'm not doing. 1190 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:25,440 Donna. 1191 00:47:25,830 --> 00:47:28,260 I told him. Just you and me, right? 1192 00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:29,340 There's nobody else. 1193 00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:31,830 Oh, look at that. Oh! 1194 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,360 See, the bullet grazed her head. 1195 00:47:33,390 --> 00:47:35,400 The bullet grazed your head, Donna. 1196 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:37,440 She doesn't know what's going on. 1197 00:47:37,470 --> 00:47:38,790 She's got amnesia. 1198 00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:39,792 I got what? 1199 00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:40,793 She got what? 1200 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:44,470 Don't go bullshitting him, Donna, okay? 1201 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:47,050 I told him everything. You see the gun? 1202 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,020 You lie to him, who knows what shit is gonna go down? 1203 00:47:50,730 --> 00:47:52,215 So trust me on this, D. 1204 00:47:52,732 --> 00:47:53,859 "D"? 1205 00:48:03,493 --> 00:48:04,578 Just Joey. 1206 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:06,510 Nobody else. 1207 00:48:11,650 --> 00:48:12,460 Nobody else. 1208 00:48:14,862 --> 00:48:16,447 (SIREN WAILING) 1209 00:48:23,287 --> 00:48:24,914 JOEY: Lar. Oh, shit. 1210 00:48:24,955 --> 00:48:25,915 Lar. 1211 00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:27,884 (SIGHS) 1212 00:48:31,712 --> 00:48:32,713 Shit. 1213 00:48:33,589 --> 00:48:34,549 Shit. 1214 00:48:35,508 --> 00:48:36,634 Shit. 1215 00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:46,147 Some crazy dude crashed right through the goddamn door, man. He's got a gun. 1216 00:48:46,247 --> 00:48:47,080 I know. Get down. 1217 00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:49,420 Get down? I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1218 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,027 Cops. Cops! 1219 00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:55,348 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1220 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,730 Larry, you know what you do? 1221 00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:58,900 Give up. 1222 00:49:01,530 --> 00:49:04,230 Larry? Larry. Larry, call it a day. 1223 00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:06,165 Let's put the gun down. We go out and tell the cops, 1224 00:49:06,265 --> 00:49:07,650 a little domestic dispute, huh? 1225 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:09,780 What are you talking about? Maybe we just let the ladies go, Larry. 1226 00:49:09,810 --> 00:49:12,030 How about that? That'd look really good right now. 1227 00:49:12,390 --> 00:49:13,950 No? That'd buy you a little time. 1228 00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:15,810 Cops have to deal with the ladies, you know? 1229 00:49:15,810 --> 00:49:18,990 How about that one? And the ladies could tell the cops that you're a no-shit guy. 1230 00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:19,950 Hey, shut up! 1231 00:49:20,130 --> 00:49:21,510 I'm a no-shit guy! 1232 00:49:22,770 --> 00:49:25,350 All you ladies get out of here and you tell the cops 1233 00:49:25,570 --> 00:49:28,050 that I'm a no-shit guy. MOLLY: Thank you. 1234 00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:28,920 Not you! 1235 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,580 What? LARRY: Sit down! 1236 00:49:30,210 --> 00:49:31,905 Sit down! All right! 1237 00:49:31,905 --> 00:49:34,956 He's a no-shit guy! 1238 00:49:34,956 --> 00:49:36,359 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1239 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,773 Hey! Quit talking that French stuff! 1240 00:49:40,590 --> 00:49:41,340 Oh, Joey. 1241 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,500 Joy, what are you doing? Get out of here. 1242 00:49:43,890 --> 00:49:46,470 Oh, Joey, I just love you, that's all. 1243 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:49,650 Joy, there's nothing here for you. 1244 00:49:49,650 --> 00:49:51,090 I'm sorry. Now, go. 1245 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,580 It's over, come on! Go! 1246 00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:54,900 Get out! 1247 00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:58,530 Hey! Get out of here. 1248 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,700 Oh, Harry, Harry. 1249 00:49:59,910 --> 00:50:03,000 You don't deserve this. I'm sorry. Forgive me. 1250 00:50:03,030 --> 00:50:04,230 Get out of here! 1251 00:50:06,659 --> 00:50:10,372 Chester, Chester, Chester, come here. 1252 00:50:10,413 --> 00:50:11,706 Jeez, where'd you find her? 1253 00:50:16,419 --> 00:50:17,420 Oh, sorry, man. 1254 00:50:21,966 --> 00:50:24,636 COP: All right, everybody move it! Get it in gear! 1255 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,830 Go! Go! Go! Move it! 1256 00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:32,230 What the hell are you doing here? 1257 00:50:33,084 --> 00:50:34,420 Relax, we're just getting a shot. 1258 00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:35,530 You're in the line of fire! 1259 00:50:35,530 --> 00:50:36,580 Hey, what's the problem? We're miles away... 1260 00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:40,043 Move it now! Move! Move! All right, all right. All right, all right. 1261 00:50:40,043 --> 00:50:42,088 (TRUCK HONKING) 1262 00:50:43,337 --> 00:50:44,755 (SIREN WAILING) 1263 00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:53,430 You, inside. 1264 00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:56,940 You are surrounded. You have no hope of escape. 1265 00:50:56,970 --> 00:50:59,790 Surrender immediately. You're surrounded. 1266 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:01,200 You have no hope of escape. 1267 00:51:04,890 --> 00:51:06,000 Stay back! 1268 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,030 Tell them to stay back or I'll blow this place 1269 00:51:09,030 --> 00:51:10,410 and half the fucking block to hell. 1270 00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:15,600 He says, stay back or he's gonna blow this place and half the block to hell. 1271 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,000 Yeah? With what? 1272 00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:19,380 Stuff on my bike there. 1273 00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:22,080 It's very explosive stuff. 1274 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,480 He's got stuff strapped to his bike. 1275 00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:28,030 So what? So does my little kid. 1276 00:51:28,510 --> 00:51:30,760 Look, we wanna know what it is. 1277 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,350 M2 plastic. 1278 00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:34,840 Plastic? M2 plastic. 1279 00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:37,270 Plastique? Oh, shit. Plastique, yeah. 1280 00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:38,470 M2 plastique! 1281 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,150 M2 plastique? 1282 00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:45,470 You tell him we don't believe him. Oh, fuck. 1283 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,180 Where the hell did he get that? 1284 00:51:50,270 --> 00:51:51,920 Jersey. Okay. 1285 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,842 Okay, what does he want? What do you want, Larry? 1286 00:51:56,930 --> 00:51:57,680 I don't know. 1287 00:52:02,950 --> 00:52:04,300 WALTERS: Come on, talk to me. 1288 00:52:04,326 --> 00:52:05,286 What? 1289 00:52:09,740 --> 00:52:10,820 What do you want me to tell him, Larry? 1290 00:52:12,128 --> 00:52:13,800 Um... You don't want me to tell him the truth, do you? 1291 00:52:14,370 --> 00:52:16,170 'Cause if I tell him the truth, it's gonna get on the news, 1292 00:52:16,170 --> 00:52:18,750 and you're gonna be airing your dirty laundry all over the goddamn city. 1293 00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:21,210 Do you want that? Yeah. I mean, no! 1294 00:52:21,870 --> 00:52:22,950 Now, what do you want me to tell him? 1295 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:26,130 Tell him... I don't know what I wanna tell him. 1296 00:52:26,850 --> 00:52:28,050 Listen, that doesn't mean... 1297 00:52:28,410 --> 00:52:31,890 And don't think I ain't gonna kill you and all these assholes here. 1298 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:34,470 No, sir. I wasn't thinking anything like that. 1299 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,260 Look, we're still waiting to hear what he wants. 1300 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,660 Come on, let us know who we're talking to. 1301 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,350 He wants to know who you are! 1302 00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:45,480 He's talking to the NYPD. 1303 00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:49,050 No shit. Now give me a name. 1304 00:52:49,230 --> 00:52:51,200 Come on, he wants to know your name. 1305 00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:53,970 Look at the tag on your chest. It'll make it a lot easier. 1306 00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:55,470 The name is Walters. 1307 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,470 Okay, Walters, here's the deal. 1308 00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:01,930 What's the plan, Larry. I don't know. I told you, I don't know. 1309 00:53:01,930 --> 00:53:03,860 Come on, Larry, you gotta have a plan. We need a plan. 1310 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:05,480 Tell him I don't wanna talk to him. 1311 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,430 He doesn't wanna talk to you. 1312 00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:08,080 If I did wanna talk to him, I wouldn't talk to him out there. 1313 00:53:08,090 --> 00:53:10,400 But if he does talk to you, he's not gonna talk to you out there, 1314 00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:12,110 and he's not gonna talk to you in here. 1315 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:13,500 Actually, I don't wanna talk to him at all. 1316 00:53:13,540 --> 00:53:14,600 Actually, he doesn't wanna talk to you at all. 1317 00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:15,920 Tell them to go away. Go away. 1318 00:53:16,970 --> 00:53:20,030 What's his name? Can't talk for himself? 1319 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,320 Larry? Larry, you don't have to push it through my back to kill me. 1320 00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:25,310 Sorry, sorry. It's a gun. Bullets come out, you know? 1321 00:53:25,790 --> 00:53:26,420 All right, all right. 1322 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,920 What's his name? 1323 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,650 You wanna give him your name? No. 1324 00:53:30,690 --> 00:53:32,050 If I tell him my name, then he'll know who I am. 1325 00:53:32,150 --> 00:53:34,970 That's good thinking, Larry. That's real good thinking. Why don't you make one up? 1326 00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:35,910 Oh. 1327 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,960 Like what kind of name? Anything you want. You're in charge. 1328 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,770 Um, okay, uh... 1329 00:53:40,770 --> 00:53:43,070 What about Smith? Smith? What, are you checking into a motel? 1330 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:44,540 No, give me a first name. Oh, shit. 1331 00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:46,730 Um, Chip. Chip. Chip. 1332 00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:48,170 Yeah, like from Charles. Chip. 1333 00:53:48,780 --> 00:53:51,020 Chip? That's a name for a squirrel. How about Charlie? 1334 00:53:51,050 --> 00:53:53,430 No. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. That's a commie name. 1335 00:53:53,450 --> 00:53:55,580 Commie? Yeah. Like, it sounds Chinese. 1336 00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:58,450 How about Chuck? That's an all-American name. Okay, Chuck. 1337 00:53:58,450 --> 00:54:00,650 Chuck, yeah. So I'm Chuck. Chuck! 1338 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,246 His name's Chuck! 1339 00:54:02,270 --> 00:54:03,710 Tell him to go away. Go away. 1340 00:54:04,970 --> 00:54:05,750 You're doing good, Larry. 1341 00:54:28,738 --> 00:54:29,740 Oh, man. 1342 00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,931 This ain't working out the way I thought it would. 1343 00:54:37,030 --> 00:54:39,270 Yeah, it's 'cause you gone and screwed up like you always do. 1344 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:41,310 Excuse me, what was I supposed to do, huh? 1345 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:44,250 Sit around while you screw this guy and everything else that moves? 1346 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,160 What kind of man would I be sitting around with my johnson in my hand? 1347 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,050 Well, that's about the only place it's been. 1348 00:54:49,050 --> 00:54:50,343 You bitch! 1349 00:54:52,370 --> 00:54:53,920 Bobby, move in! Move in! 1350 00:54:54,130 --> 00:54:55,870 Come on, we gotta rush this freak! Move in! 1351 00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:58,330 You guys should get an apartment in Beirut. You'd be a lot happier. 1352 00:54:58,330 --> 00:54:59,510 Hey, hey! They're coming! They're coming! 1353 00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:01,670 Everybody, get down! DONNA: Larry, come back! 1354 00:55:02,058 --> 00:55:04,150 DONNA: Larry, come back! No, don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1355 00:55:06,729 --> 00:55:08,398 The police! They're here! 1356 00:55:08,530 --> 00:55:09,610 Huh, did you see that? 1357 00:55:10,991 --> 00:55:12,118 My foot! 1358 00:55:13,373 --> 00:55:16,210 (BENNY YELLING) I hit him! I hit him! I hit him! 1359 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:17,830 My foot, my foot! 1360 00:55:17,830 --> 00:55:19,700 Stay down! 1361 00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:23,680 Now you see what I mean, Joey? He's got a real need to screw things up... 1362 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,352 Hey, shut up, bitch! 1363 00:55:26,343 --> 00:55:27,970 Get away! Get away! 1364 00:55:27,970 --> 00:55:30,130 Get up, get up. Go on, get out of there. Get out of there. 1365 00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:31,480 Hey! Hey! 1366 00:55:33,070 --> 00:55:34,700 Get down! Get down! 1367 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:38,950 BENNY: He shot a cop! He hit one! He hit one! 1368 00:55:38,950 --> 00:55:40,536 Larry. Larry. 1369 00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:42,010 What did you do? 1370 00:55:42,190 --> 00:55:43,300 He shot a cop! 1371 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:44,740 You shot a cop? 1372 00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:48,881 He shot a cop! In the foot! I shot a cop. I shot a cop. 1373 00:55:48,881 --> 00:55:50,110 I shot a cop. I shot a cop. Larry. Larry, calm down. 1374 00:55:50,110 --> 00:55:53,060 Calm down. Calm down. I shot a cop. I shot a cop. 1375 00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:53,560 JOEY: You didn't shoot a cop. I shot a cop! 1376 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,540 You shot a foot, okay? 1377 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,840 Just a foot. Maybe only a shoe. I shot a cop. 1378 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,160 Okay? Calm down. 1379 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,829 (PHONE RINGING) 1380 00:56:02,927 --> 00:56:04,263 MAN: Hello? 1381 00:56:04,328 --> 00:56:06,550 Turgeon Auto. Yeah, I hear you're having a sale today. 1382 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,060 Yes, uh... 1383 00:56:08,285 --> 00:56:09,871 Do you still have the blue Allante I saw on the commercial? 1384 00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:11,505 I don't know if we have the blue Allante. 1385 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,760 (WHISPERING) We have two. 1386 00:56:12,790 --> 00:56:15,550 Maybe. I know it says one day only, 1387 00:56:15,910 --> 00:56:17,210 but maybe call back tomorrow, huh? 1388 00:56:17,210 --> 00:56:17,710 Look, I can be there in 15 minutes. 1389 00:56:17,710 --> 00:56:19,420 Yeah, I'm tied up right now. 1390 00:56:19,870 --> 00:56:21,475 I'm with a customer. I would like... 1391 00:56:21,575 --> 00:56:22,240 I gotta go. Thank you. 1392 00:56:22,570 --> 00:56:25,170 Joseph O'Brien is one of the most wonderful men 1393 00:56:25,270 --> 00:56:28,100 I've ever worked with... Joe, Joey. J-O-E-Y. 1394 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:31,187 Um, could you please get your dog to just shut up for a moment? 1395 00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:32,500 Oh, shut up, you tight-ass, you! 1396 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,200 Listen, you. I have been in a hostage situation. 1397 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:42,620 Let's go, let's go. 1398 00:56:42,717 --> 00:56:44,010 Out of the way, out of the way. 1399 00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:46,082 Detective Mason, can you make a statement... Not now. 1400 00:56:46,082 --> 00:56:47,584 REPORTER: How about you, sir? Come on. 1401 00:56:47,584 --> 00:56:48,919 Move! Move! 1402 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,750 Sir, you're the owner, right? Yes. 1403 00:56:50,780 --> 00:56:53,270 Okay. Now, you're aware of the situation across the street? The guns? 1404 00:56:53,270 --> 00:56:56,300 Right? Okay. We're gonna take your place over for about a half hour tops. 1405 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,120 We wanna set up a direct line of communication. Telephone? 1406 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,340 Direct line across the street to the dealership, okay? 1407 00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:02,930 Are you gonna eat? Are you gonna eat? 1408 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,340 Hey, pal, we're gonna eat plenty, don't worry. 1409 00:57:04,340 --> 00:57:06,200 Unpack your gear. Put my phone over there. 1410 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,796 Okay, there's explosives on the bike. 1411 00:57:07,796 --> 00:57:08,900 Wasn't it scary? 1412 00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:11,666 It was like one of the scariest things. I'm still shaking. 1413 00:57:11,765 --> 00:57:12,380 My knee. 1414 00:57:13,183 --> 00:57:14,393 Oh, my knee. 1415 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:35,770 (PHONE RINGING) 1416 00:57:35,770 --> 00:57:37,230 Can I get it? No way, man. 1417 00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:38,490 Why not? It's the cops. 1418 00:57:38,820 --> 00:57:40,380 It may be a customer. It's a sale day. 1419 00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:41,670 No way. I can tell, it's the cops. 1420 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:42,660 How can you tell it's the cops? 1421 00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:44,460 'Cause of the way it's ringing. It's ringing weird! 1422 00:57:44,490 --> 00:57:45,930 Okay, yeah. It's ringing weird. It may be the cops. 1423 00:57:46,050 --> 00:57:47,100 Hey, but what have you got to be afraid of? 1424 00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:48,770 Cops can't see you on the phone. 1425 00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:50,410 They can't hurt you on the phone. They can't shoot you. 1426 00:57:50,430 --> 00:57:51,679 Hey, let me pick it up. No way. 1427 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,610 Hey, maybe the phone company... No, no! 1428 00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:54,488 Hey, let me get it! No! 1429 00:57:54,587 --> 00:57:56,240 It's making me nuts. Let me pick up the phone! 1430 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,840 All right, get it! Okay. 1431 00:57:58,507 --> 00:58:00,510 Turgeon Auto. MASON: This is the police. 1432 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:01,712 It's the cops. Oh, shit. 1433 00:58:02,670 --> 00:58:04,530 Hey, we were talking to Walters before. Who's this? 1434 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,400 Yeah, who are you? 1435 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:07,766 I'm Elvis, that's who I am. I'm back from the dead, and I'm pissed. 1436 00:58:07,866 --> 00:58:10,050 No, I'm Joey O'Brien, okay? Sorry, it was a joke. 1437 00:58:10,470 --> 00:58:12,480 Who are you? My name is Mason. 1438 00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:15,520 Captain Mason. Yeah, how you doing in there? 1439 00:58:15,540 --> 00:58:18,860 How am I doing? Well, to start off the day, was gonna lose my job. 1440 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:21,010 Now I may lose my life, and I think I shit myself. 1441 00:58:21,030 --> 00:58:24,680 O'Brien, O'Brien, listen, I understand your position. 1442 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:25,200 HELEN: Three har gow. 1443 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,393 All right, you do what you have to do, but get this Chuck on the line 1444 00:58:28,493 --> 00:58:29,520 or we'll run out of alternatives. 1445 00:58:29,632 --> 00:58:30,630 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1446 00:58:30,630 --> 00:58:31,920 Yeah, Mason, I know what you're saying. 1447 00:58:31,950 --> 00:58:34,920 Larry, we got a new guy here. His name is Mason. 1448 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,288 I think you should talk to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1449 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,100 The cop, the one I hit, how's he doing? 1450 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:39,517 Okay. 1451 00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:42,570 Uh, Larry... Chip... Charlie... Chuck! 1452 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,640 Chuck! Chuck wants to know 1453 00:58:44,670 --> 00:58:46,860 how the cop he hit is doing. He's gonna be all right. 1454 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:49,650 Says he's gonna be all right. Tells you not to worry. 1455 00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:50,880 Oh, thank God. 1456 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,410 Okay, now tell me, what does he want? 1457 00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:56,520 Okay. He wants to know what you want, Larry. 1458 00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:58,497 What? He wants to know what you want. 1459 00:58:58,597 --> 00:59:00,630 I told him already. I want him to go away. 1460 00:59:02,310 --> 00:59:05,100 He wants you to go away. Yeah, that's very funny. What does he want? 1461 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,070 He says that's not on the program, Larry. 1462 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:09,450 Well... 1463 00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:15,000 Well, what am I gonna do? 1464 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,500 I don't know. W-w-what am I gonna do? 1465 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,520 He's a little up in the air right now. 1466 00:59:17,550 --> 00:59:18,690 Can you give him a few minutes? 1467 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,830 Yeah, we'll give him one minute. 1468 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:21,090 What are you talking, one minute? 1469 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,710 One minute? We're not under enough pressure 1470 00:59:22,710 --> 00:59:24,180 without you playing Beat the Clock? 1471 00:59:24,210 --> 00:59:25,980 Come on, get real here! Yeah! 1472 00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:28,458 This is the guy who shot a cop. A cop. Yeah! 1473 00:59:28,558 --> 00:59:29,670 He only shot him in the foot. 1474 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,320 Yeah, I know it's just in the foot, but that doesn't mean 1475 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,490 he's not dangerous, okay? 1476 00:59:32,490 --> 00:59:33,360 Right! You tell him! 1477 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,860 Yeah. You start telling him what to do, 1478 00:59:34,890 --> 00:59:36,630 who knows what the hell he's gonna do to us, okay? 1479 00:59:36,730 --> 00:59:38,730 Yeah, you tell him I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do! 1480 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,840 They got the idea, Larry. 1481 00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:42,180 O'Brien. O'Brien, we'll give him 15 minutes. 1482 00:59:42,210 --> 00:59:45,990 Fifteen minutes. Oh, thanks, Mason. Thank you very goddamn much. 1483 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,292 What an asshole! What an asshole! 1484 00:59:49,365 --> 00:59:50,700 Asshole. 1485 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,840 God damn it! 1486 00:59:54,370 --> 00:59:56,970 Larry, you wanna drill a hole in the back of my neck with that fucking gun? 1487 00:59:57,820 --> 00:59:58,540 Sorry. 1488 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this look all about? 1489 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:10,830 What? Me? Who? 1490 01:00:10,830 --> 01:00:12,240 You, pretty boy. 1491 01:00:13,265 --> 01:00:14,600 W-What? 1492 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,260 Hey, Joey, I bet this guy's been doing Donna behind both our backs. 1493 01:00:18,290 --> 01:00:19,750 No. I really didn't. 1494 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,700 (STAMMERING) I never even... I didn't touch her, really. 1495 01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:24,650 Yeah? Well, what was the look all about? 1496 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:28,040 J-Just Joey, Larry. I swear to God. 1497 01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:29,960 Just Joey. 1498 01:00:30,170 --> 01:00:34,910 Larry, it's time you and I had that private talk, and I'll tell you everything. 1499 01:00:34,910 --> 01:00:35,420 Yeah. 1500 01:00:36,380 --> 01:00:36,920 All right. 1501 01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:39,620 You and me. 1502 01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:42,130 Let's talk. 1503 01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:43,330 Everybody up! 1504 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:46,959 Hurry, hurry! 1505 01:01:02,210 --> 01:01:04,330 All right, nobody try anything funny in here. 1506 01:01:09,510 --> 01:01:10,970 (SIGHS) 1507 01:01:10,970 --> 01:01:14,710 Oh, look, I'm sorry I didn't... 1508 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,530 Shut up! 1509 01:01:16,722 --> 01:01:18,057 (SIGHS) 1510 01:01:18,098 --> 01:01:20,601 (SIREN WAILING) 1511 01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:31,090 Hey. 1512 01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:33,880 Just cigarettes, Larry. Huh? 1513 01:01:34,570 --> 01:01:35,320 You smoke? 1514 01:01:35,350 --> 01:01:38,700 No, I don't. It's a disgusting habit. Put it away. 1515 01:01:38,710 --> 01:01:39,700 Yeah, I'm trying to quit. 1516 01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:45,310 So... 1517 01:01:46,730 --> 01:01:47,330 So? 1518 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,380 By the looks of things, it ain't been so good with you and Donna, huh? 1519 01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:55,290 What's it to you, man, huh? 1520 01:01:56,230 --> 01:01:58,140 If things were going good, you wouldn't be doing her. 1521 01:01:58,290 --> 01:01:58,800 Hey! 1522 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,890 You think doing her is more important than the happiness of two people? 1523 01:02:01,890 --> 01:02:04,523 If I thought there was happiness at stake, I wouldn't be doing her. 1524 01:02:04,530 --> 01:02:06,810 Oh, yeah, right. So why are you doing it, then? 1525 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:10,050 Hey, who knew it was such a big deal till you came through that door, Larry? 1526 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:13,200 Maybe she's doing me because she wants to get back at you for doing somebody else. 1527 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,450 Maybe you're doing everybody in town. I don't know that. 1528 01:02:15,450 --> 01:02:16,260 I'm not, man. 1529 01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:18,450 Well, you could be. I mean, you're a good-looking guy, Larry. 1530 01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:19,170 I'm not. 1531 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,580 Well, hey, maybe you should. I mean, 1532 01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:22,590 Donna used to always say how sexy you were. 1533 01:02:23,190 --> 01:02:24,960 She said I was sexy? She didn't say that. 1534 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,220 She didn't not say it. 1535 01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:28,140 She's a lying bitch whore, is all. 1536 01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:30,330 Larry, what kind of a foundation for a relationship 1537 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,070 is calling your wife a lying bitch whore? 1538 01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:33,780 Well, she is a lying bitch whore. 1539 01:02:33,865 --> 01:02:35,430 Hey, she wasn't when you married her, was she? 1540 01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,770 I don't think you're the type of guy who'd marry a lying bitch whore. 1541 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,290 I didn't know her too good when I married her. 1542 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,807 That's not good, marrying someone you don't know too well. 1543 01:02:42,906 --> 01:02:43,920 Yeah, well, tell me about it. 1544 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:44,330 Well... 1545 01:02:44,790 --> 01:02:47,560 Love sucks! 1546 01:02:48,350 --> 01:02:50,210 Yeah, but sometimes it's pretty nice, too. 1547 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:58,140 Shit, is it hot! 1548 01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:03,750 What do you do for a living, Larry? 1549 01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:05,766 I'm a mechanic. 1550 01:03:05,910 --> 01:03:08,700 I used to fix airplanes for Eastern over at LaGuardia. 1551 01:03:08,730 --> 01:03:10,990 That's a good job, Larry. That's a lot of responsibility. 1552 01:03:11,010 --> 01:03:12,180 I got laid off. 1553 01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:14,340 Yeah? I haven't worked in a year. 1554 01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:17,100 Why Donna had to get this job, I don't know. 1555 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,180 A man's gotta work. 1556 01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:24,700 Ain't that the truth? Boy, I think you get everything from working. 1557 01:03:24,850 --> 01:03:26,920 You get your... You get money. You get power. 1558 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,900 You get your sexual attraction. You know what I mean? 1559 01:03:29,110 --> 01:03:31,510 Yeah, I know what you mean. You're saying that a man without a job 1560 01:03:31,510 --> 01:03:34,110 is like a man without a dick. Thank you very fucking much. 1561 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,012 No, I'm not saying that at all. 1562 01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:37,090 Yeah, you said that. I'm saying it's in your head. 1563 01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:38,920 In my head? Well, not your head. 1564 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,240 I mean, it's everybody's head. It's... 1565 01:03:40,964 --> 01:03:41,924 Fuck. 1566 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,030 Fucking headache. 1567 01:03:55,557 --> 01:03:58,018 (PHONE RINGING) 1568 01:03:59,070 --> 01:04:01,410 Larry, Larry, stay calm. They'll go away. 1569 01:04:03,370 --> 01:04:04,140 How do you know? 1570 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:05,220 I know. 1571 01:04:14,850 --> 01:04:16,310 (PHONE STOPS RINGING) 1572 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:16,840 See? 1573 01:04:21,630 --> 01:04:22,890 You know lots of things. 1574 01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:24,760 No, I know people. 1575 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,610 When you sell stuff for a living, you get to know people. 1576 01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:30,840 I don't know people so good. 1577 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,640 Hold it. Don't push me, God damn it. 1578 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:37,580 Oh, my God, there are cockroaches! 1579 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,320 I got them all over me! 1580 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:41,919 The big cockroaches! Shh. Be quiet! Be quiet! 1581 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,212 Let go! 1582 01:04:44,540 --> 01:04:45,240 Get down! 1583 01:04:45,726 --> 01:04:47,270 There's cockroaches up there! 1584 01:04:47,270 --> 01:04:50,060 Hey! You guys are really something. 1585 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,710 I thought I could trust you. 1586 01:04:51,991 --> 01:04:53,660 Frankie, you bastard. 1587 01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:55,863 Get him down. Let me down! 1588 01:04:55,863 --> 01:04:56,780 Move, move, move. 1589 01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:57,350 Excuse me. 1590 01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,690 Joey! Joey! 1591 01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:03,350 Excuse me! Excuse me! 1592 01:05:03,770 --> 01:05:06,177 My boyfriend's in there. He's a hostage. 1593 01:05:06,177 --> 01:05:06,757 Move. 1594 01:05:06,757 --> 01:05:08,840 Hey, hey! Officer, can you help me? My boyfriend's in there. 1595 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,700 Joey O'Brien, he's a hostage. Please! 1596 01:05:10,700 --> 01:05:11,785 Okay, you can go. Thank you. 1597 01:05:11,785 --> 01:05:13,830 (SPEAKING CHINESE) 1598 01:05:13,850 --> 01:05:15,530 MASON: Miss. Miss! 1599 01:05:15,530 --> 01:05:15,950 Yes. 1600 01:05:17,540 --> 01:05:19,010 I'll have another one of these shrimp-boat things. 1601 01:05:19,010 --> 01:05:20,480 Yeah. How many? Three, maybe, huh? 1602 01:05:20,510 --> 01:05:21,920 One. Okay, three. Thank you. 1603 01:05:21,950 --> 01:05:22,520 Ring through again. 1604 01:05:22,970 --> 01:05:23,840 HELEN: Okay, come on. 1605 01:05:24,055 --> 01:05:25,098 (HELEN SPEAKING CHINESE) 1606 01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:25,430 HELEN: Heat 'em up! 1607 01:05:26,310 --> 01:05:27,728 (PHONE RINGING) 1608 01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:32,580 Wanna get that, Joey? 1609 01:05:33,570 --> 01:05:34,136 You got it, Lar. 1610 01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:37,350 Chuck's hotline. 1611 01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:38,910 I'm ringing and ringing and ringing. 1612 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:40,530 You gotta answer me when I'm ringing. Har gow. 1613 01:05:40,530 --> 01:05:41,700 What's going on in there? 1614 01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:43,884 I mean, we're being very patient with this guy, O'Brien. 1615 01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:46,409 And what's he given us, huh? Now you got to get him to give us something. 1616 01:05:46,509 --> 01:05:47,761 Yeah, my boyfriend is in there hostage. 1617 01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:49,750 I can't seem to... Look, lady, we're doing the best we can. 1618 01:05:49,770 --> 01:05:51,780 We got a phone hookup into the hostage situation. 1619 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,500 Yeah? Yeah. 1620 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,610 Oh, good, thank you. 1621 01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:00,630 POLICE WOMAN: Hey! Hey! Hey! 1622 01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:01,420 Joey! 1623 01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:01,920 Look, I want... 1624 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,060 Get that broad out of here! 1625 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,440 Oh, shit. What? 1626 01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:05,250 Oh, shit. 1627 01:06:05,870 --> 01:06:07,620 MASON: Get that broad out of here! 1628 01:06:07,629 --> 01:06:09,340 I could be of great help to you. 1629 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,440 Now I'm fucked! 1630 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,520 What? MASON: That's it. We're coming in. 1631 01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:14,220 Mason! Mason, no, stay where you are. We'll be okay, really. 1632 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:14,910 We're all right in here. 1633 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:15,870 That's it. We're coming in. 1634 01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:17,426 No, no, Mason, Mason. Don't come in yet. 1635 01:06:17,550 --> 01:06:19,436 Give me a moment, Mason, okay? We're gonna work out something. 1636 01:06:19,535 --> 01:06:20,220 All right. 1637 01:06:20,970 --> 01:06:23,220 Larry, Larry, it's deal time, huh? 1638 01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:25,320 Come on. You wanna take charge now? 1639 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,300 Cut a couple of these guys loose. Give 'em something. 1640 01:06:27,870 --> 01:06:29,925 Come on, they all couldn't have popped Donna. 1641 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:31,980 Some of 'em just came in to buy a car today. 1642 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:35,100 Come on. Be a guy, Larry, a no-shit guy. 1643 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,560 Okay, you. Yes! 1644 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,280 Gentlemen, if you want to avail yourselves of my services, 1645 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,400 there's my card. Pass them out among yourselves. 1646 01:06:44,590 --> 01:06:46,450 O'Brien, you got yourself a free coffin! 1647 01:06:48,690 --> 01:06:50,430 That's a hell of a thing to say to you, ain't it? 1648 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:52,020 Ain't it? What about me? 1649 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,630 I'm only customer. Just come to buy car. 1650 01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:57,540 I demand right to go free. Please, Mr. Larry. 1651 01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:58,625 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1652 01:06:58,625 --> 01:06:59,668 (SPEAKING CHINESE) 1653 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:03,360 Let me go, please. I'm just a customer, too. 1654 01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:05,370 Excuse me, I am also a customer. 1655 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,170 It's true. They are. That's right. 1656 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,750 So? So cut 'em loose, Larry. 1657 01:07:12,670 --> 01:07:14,730 Oh, I don't think so. Not him. 1658 01:07:15,090 --> 01:07:16,020 Why not me? 1659 01:07:16,050 --> 01:07:19,040 Well, he's doing your wife, too, right? 1660 01:07:19,050 --> 01:07:21,010 Yes, but what difference does that make? 1661 01:07:21,030 --> 01:07:23,520 Well, the way I look at it, we're like, you know... We're in this together. 1662 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:24,660 We're like brothers. 1663 01:07:24,690 --> 01:07:27,960 Hey, Larry, you can't hold him responsible 'cause he's wife's having an affair. 1664 01:07:27,990 --> 01:07:28,740 Come on. 1665 01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:31,680 Well, how do you think I feel? I can't walk out of here, either, can I? 1666 01:07:31,710 --> 01:07:34,080 We don't have anything against each other, right? 1667 01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:37,440 So why don't I just give you something to let me out? 1668 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,110 Say, $25,000. 1669 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:44,167 Twenty-five G's? 1670 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,120 If that's not enough, tell me what you need. 1671 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,590 I'll write you a check right now. 1672 01:07:47,590 --> 01:07:49,330 Think I'm some kind of idiot? 1673 01:07:49,330 --> 01:07:50,710 I wouldn't cancel it. 1674 01:07:50,710 --> 01:07:52,720 I swear. Look at the witnesses we have. 1675 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:54,640 No, no, man. No, no, you don't understand. 1676 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,190 If I took your money, you know what that would be? 1677 01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,380 Extortion. I know what that is. 1678 01:07:59,410 --> 01:08:00,790 I ain't no extortionist. 1679 01:08:00,790 --> 01:08:03,280 But what difference? You're already a kidnapper! 1680 01:08:03,310 --> 01:08:05,380 Hey! Thank you, Judge Wapner. Why don't you also describe 1681 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:06,640 sodomy in prison while you're at it? 1682 01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,380 Get him out of here. He's an asshole. 1683 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:10,670 No, no, no. 1684 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:14,007 The asshole stays. You two guys, you can go. 1685 01:08:14,107 --> 01:08:14,660 Thanks, Mr. Larry. 1686 01:08:15,112 --> 01:08:17,199 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1687 01:08:17,199 --> 01:08:19,160 (SPEAKING CHINESE) 1688 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:19,510 All right. 1689 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,279 Hey, hey, hey! 1690 01:08:21,770 --> 01:08:22,790 Please shoot not me! 1691 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:24,109 Please shoot not me! 1692 01:08:24,109 --> 01:08:25,152 Not shoot me! 1693 01:08:25,290 --> 01:08:27,710 He may have a bomb or something. 1694 01:08:31,296 --> 01:08:33,132 All right, pal! I am American citizen. 1695 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,041 All right, none of that Russian babble. I am American citizen. 1696 01:08:36,041 --> 01:08:37,126 Search him. 1697 01:08:42,430 --> 01:08:43,380 Hey, what's going on? 1698 01:08:43,701 --> 01:08:44,703 Watch the girl! 1699 01:08:48,498 --> 01:08:50,979 I couldn't have been doing your wife. I just got out of the hospital. 1700 01:08:50,990 --> 01:08:53,600 I had prostate surgery. That's right. He's got... Show him your scar. 1701 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:54,935 Joey! Down! 1702 01:08:54,935 --> 01:08:56,521 Put your hands up! 1703 01:08:56,521 --> 01:08:57,606 Cop! It's not a cop! 1704 01:08:57,606 --> 01:08:58,649 It's a cop! It's not a cop! 1705 01:08:58,649 --> 01:08:59,776 It's a cop! It's a cop! She's not a cop! 1706 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,789 I'm not a cop! I'm Joey's girl! 1707 01:09:02,410 --> 01:09:03,069 It's your girl? 1708 01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:04,720 Yeah. Yeah. Really? 1709 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,490 Lila, what the hell are you doing here? Get out of here! 1710 01:09:06,590 --> 01:09:07,810 I love you, Joey! 1711 01:09:08,220 --> 01:09:10,660 I saw this crazy shit on TV. I had to come down and see you. 1712 01:09:10,689 --> 01:09:13,540 You're screwing her, too, and my wife and his wife? 1713 01:09:13,569 --> 01:09:15,430 How the hell you got time to make a living? 1714 01:09:15,460 --> 01:09:17,649 Joey, what's he talking here? Joey, this true? 1715 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,029 Oh, come on, Lisa. 1716 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:21,370 Lisa? I knew you were doing a Lisa, Joey. 1717 01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:22,990 No. Jesus, what's that make it? Four? 1718 01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:24,130 How many girls you got? 1719 01:09:24,130 --> 01:09:25,300 Lisa's my daughter. 1720 01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:27,880 You got a daughter, Joey? You probably got a wife, too! 1721 01:09:27,910 --> 01:09:28,870 No, no, no, no. And a wife? 1722 01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:31,210 No wife. No! Ex! Ex! Ex! Ex-wife! 1723 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:34,120 He's a busy boy, your Joey, a very busy boy. 1724 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,229 Donna... What? 1725 01:09:35,229 --> 01:09:37,180 Tina, uh... Chuck... Lila... Lola... 1726 01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:39,100 Lila! L-I-L-A, Lila! 1727 01:09:40,090 --> 01:09:42,640 Lila, listen, there's an explanation for all this. There really is. 1728 01:09:42,670 --> 01:09:45,640 Yeah? I got an explanation for you, Joey. 1729 01:09:46,689 --> 01:09:49,704 You're a total shit, Joey, and I hate you! 1730 01:09:51,739 --> 01:09:53,740 I risked my lousy life for you, Joey. 1731 01:09:53,770 --> 01:09:55,990 Get out of here! Go! 1732 01:09:58,150 --> 01:10:00,160 You didn't have to say that. 1733 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:02,020 He didn't. 1734 01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:04,000 No, man, you didn't need to do that. 1735 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:05,380 That was mean. 1736 01:10:06,670 --> 01:10:08,500 That was really mean. You all right? 1737 01:10:09,730 --> 01:10:10,240 Yeah. 1738 01:10:10,390 --> 01:10:11,650 You got a lot of girls. 1739 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:13,930 It's easy for you? 1740 01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:17,060 It ain't easy. 1741 01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:19,720 It's never easy. 1742 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,750 MALE REPORTER: What's your name? What's your name? 1743 01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:24,220 FEMALE REPORTER: What's your name? What's your name? 1744 01:10:24,730 --> 01:10:26,590 Lila, Lila. I'm a designer. 1745 01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:29,290 I do jewels. I do clothes. I did all these things myself. 1746 01:10:29,290 --> 01:10:30,790 I got an entire clothes line. 1747 01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:32,438 It's called Alalila. 1748 01:10:32,509 --> 01:10:34,554 A-L-A-L-I-L-A 1749 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:38,253 LILA: My ex-boyfriend is in there, the ex-Joey O'Brien... 1750 01:10:38,950 --> 01:10:40,180 Are you Joey O'Brien's wife? 1751 01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:42,370 Yeah. Well, no, I'm his ex-wife. 1752 01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:44,080 What's going on? 1753 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,207 Get out of the way, man! 1754 01:10:45,239 --> 01:10:47,450 (CAR HONKING) Get out of the way! 1755 01:10:47,491 --> 01:10:48,785 Get out of the way! 1756 01:10:51,370 --> 01:10:52,914 Get out of the way! 1757 01:10:52,955 --> 01:10:54,291 Move out of the way! 1758 01:10:54,332 --> 01:10:55,792 Move out of the way! 1759 01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:58,430 Move out of the way! 1760 01:10:59,030 --> 01:11:00,030 All right, stop the car. Stop the car. 1761 01:11:00,030 --> 01:11:01,915 It's Mr. Dipino. His son's a hostage in there. 1762 01:11:02,015 --> 01:11:02,660 Over there. Over there. 1763 01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:07,342 Look! Looks like he's here! 1764 01:11:07,448 --> 01:11:08,783 Out of the way! 1765 01:11:08,824 --> 01:11:11,035 Out of the way! That's my kid in there. 1766 01:11:11,076 --> 01:11:12,244 For Christ's sake. 1767 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:15,930 Listen, what's going on? 1768 01:11:15,950 --> 01:11:17,360 Where's my kid? Hey, where you going? You eat? 1769 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,500 I'm not here to eat, lady. 1770 01:11:18,530 --> 01:11:21,230 Hey, let him in, all right? He's okay. 1771 01:11:21,260 --> 01:11:22,160 Hey, back off! 1772 01:11:22,190 --> 01:11:24,710 You no work here. I work here. This the restaurant. 1773 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:27,800 He wait outside. You wait outside like everybody else. 1774 01:11:27,830 --> 01:11:29,630 No eat, no seat. 1775 01:11:32,084 --> 01:11:33,878 (PHONE RINGING) 1776 01:11:36,890 --> 01:11:38,270 I'll get it. Sit down. 1777 01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:41,060 Heartbreak Hotel. 1778 01:11:41,090 --> 01:11:42,950 MASON: Hey, don't push it, all right? It's a joke, okay? 1779 01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:44,540 Now ask Chuck if there's anything he wants. 1780 01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:46,250 Some food, cigarettes, whatever. 1781 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,390 Okay. What? 1782 01:11:47,420 --> 01:11:48,860 NYPD takeout. 1783 01:11:48,890 --> 01:11:51,380 You want anything? Food? Cigarettes? 1784 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,690 Um, no, not right now. Thanks. 1785 01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:55,580 Okay. Not right now, thanks. 1786 01:11:55,610 --> 01:11:57,440 All right, listen. Your wife wants to speak to you. 1787 01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,090 What? TINA: Joey? 1788 01:11:59,090 --> 01:12:01,160 Tina? You here? Tina? 1789 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,870 It's my wife, my ex-wife. 1790 01:12:03,410 --> 01:12:03,930 What's she calling here for? 1791 01:12:03,930 --> 01:12:06,860 Are you okay? Yeah, I'm all right. You? 1792 01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:09,080 What have you got to do with this? Why is he holding you? 1793 01:12:09,110 --> 01:12:11,510 Well, I'm kind of in the middle of a domestic dispute here. 1794 01:12:11,510 --> 01:12:12,320 You know what I'm saying? 1795 01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:13,640 Domestic dispute? What? 1796 01:12:13,670 --> 01:12:15,830 Well, yeah, a man-woman thing, you know? 1797 01:12:16,370 --> 01:12:17,390 Does he have a wife? 1798 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,080 Yeah. 1799 01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:20,120 You were fucking his wife! 1800 01:12:20,150 --> 01:12:22,160 Yeah, I was fucking his wife, okay? 1801 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:22,700 JOEY: Yeah, bingo. 1802 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:24,565 I swear to God, Joey, 1803 01:12:24,665 --> 01:12:27,650 I swear to God, I almost think you deserve this! 1804 01:12:27,650 --> 01:12:29,840 Okay, Tina. Maybe I do deserve this, huh? 1805 01:12:29,870 --> 01:12:32,180 Maybe I do, but what about these other poor guys here? 1806 01:12:32,780 --> 01:12:35,250 Okay, listen. I just want to talk to him. Put him on the phone. 1807 01:12:35,270 --> 01:12:37,040 What? I want to talk to him now. 1808 01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:39,300 Okay. One moment. She wants to talk to you. 1809 01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:40,700 Oh, no. Come on. 1810 01:12:40,707 --> 01:12:42,292 Joey, now. Please. Come on, Larry. 1811 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:47,300 Hello? Hello? Hello? 1812 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:50,180 Hello? Yeah, hi, yeah. What's your name? 1813 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:52,370 Chuck. Chuck. Listen, Chuck. 1814 01:12:52,370 --> 01:12:55,244 I don't know if you have a family, but Joey's got a daughter. 1815 01:12:55,344 --> 01:12:57,440 If you ever stop thinking about yourself long enough, 1816 01:12:57,470 --> 01:13:01,670 you think about that, okay? You think about us. You think about his family. 1817 01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:04,280 She's been out all night, and she might be in trouble. 1818 01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:05,450 What's she saying, Larry? 1819 01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:06,680 Really? What? 1820 01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:09,260 Your daughter, she might be in trouble. 1821 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:10,567 Louie. You know, I think 1822 01:13:10,567 --> 01:13:13,580 you're a prick and a selfish asshole for keeping him in there 1823 01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,780 when he ought to be out here looking for her! 1824 01:13:14,780 --> 01:13:17,090 I'm an asshole and a selfish prick... Welcome to the club. 1825 01:13:17,090 --> 01:13:20,390 ...for holding you in here when you ought to be out looking for her. 1826 01:13:20,390 --> 01:13:22,209 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1827 01:13:22,308 --> 01:13:24,260 Hey, it's all right. You didn't know. It's okay. 1828 01:13:24,470 --> 01:13:25,560 Hello? Hello? Hello? 1829 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:26,490 Chuck? Yeah. 1830 01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:27,590 Chuck, yeah, um... 1831 01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:29,510 Listen, Chuck. 1832 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,850 Joey's got a mom, and she's real upset, you know? 1833 01:13:33,850 --> 01:13:35,477 Oh, really? 1834 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:36,560 What? What's she saying now? 1835 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:40,350 Your mom, she's really upset. She's watching it on television. 1836 01:13:40,350 --> 01:13:40,850 Oh, God. 1837 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:43,730 Could you ask Joey to just go give her a buzz. 1838 01:13:43,730 --> 01:13:45,590 She wants you to call your mom. 1839 01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:49,310 Oh, God. Yeah, and Chuck? 1840 01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:51,020 Yeah? What? 1841 01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:52,522 Tell Joey that I think he should... Yeah? 1842 01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:54,210 ...say to his mom that everything's going to be all right. 1843 01:13:54,210 --> 01:13:54,710 You should say to your mom that everything's gonna be all right. 1844 01:13:54,710 --> 01:13:55,160 Okay. 1845 01:13:56,490 --> 01:13:57,530 How old is your mom? 1846 01:13:57,770 --> 01:13:58,910 She's an old broad, okay? 1847 01:13:58,910 --> 01:14:00,385 It's not gonna do her too much good to hear this news. 1848 01:14:00,485 --> 01:14:02,780 Jesus, Joey, calling your mother an old broad? 1849 01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:05,000 Oh, come on. You call your wife a bitch. Where do you get off? 1850 01:14:05,030 --> 01:14:08,600 Yeah, but she's my wife. A mother is a mother. 1851 01:14:08,630 --> 01:14:10,220 Hey, what do you want me to call my mother for? 1852 01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:12,590 What am I gonna say to her? I say, "Hey, Ma, this guy's gonna kill me, 1853 01:14:12,590 --> 01:14:14,810 "but I got a great deal on a coffin"? Get back. 1854 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:15,870 Call your mother. 1855 01:14:16,055 --> 01:14:17,870 What? No, I'm not gonna... Call your mother! 1856 01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:19,430 No, what do you want me to call... Joey, call your mother! 1857 01:14:19,430 --> 01:14:20,490 Okay, listen, Tine. Joey? 1858 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,389 I gotta get off the phone right now. I gotta call Ma. 1859 01:14:22,389 --> 01:14:23,516 Joey, wait. What? 1860 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,460 I miss you. 1861 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,170 Yeah, I miss you, too. 1862 01:14:27,170 --> 01:14:28,640 I really do. Bye. 1863 01:14:28,910 --> 01:14:29,360 Bye. 1864 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,520 I'm warning you, this ain't a good idea. 1865 01:14:36,390 --> 01:14:37,920 I mean, this and Dad in one year. 1866 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,240 (ON RECORDING) Hello, this is Joey. 1867 01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:43,740 I got my ma this machine, but she can't run it. Ma? She's got the machine on. 1868 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:47,470 Probably watching us on TV. Please leave a message after the beep. 1869 01:14:47,470 --> 01:14:47,970 (BEEPS) Ma, pick up! 1870 01:14:47,970 --> 01:14:48,470 Joey? Ma! 1871 01:14:48,470 --> 01:14:50,018 I'm sorry I yelled. Joey, are you all right? 1872 01:14:50,118 --> 01:14:51,020 I'm all right. You're bullshitting. 1873 01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:52,400 No, I'm not bullshitting you. 1874 01:14:52,430 --> 01:14:53,578 No, you can't bullshit your ma. 1875 01:14:53,677 --> 01:14:55,010 I want to talk to the man who's holding you, Joey. 1876 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:55,520 What? 1877 01:14:55,550 --> 01:14:57,770 Yeah, put him on. Come on, put him on now. Okay. 1878 01:14:57,950 --> 01:14:59,168 She wants to talk to you. Oh, no. 1879 01:14:59,268 --> 01:15:01,400 Put him on, Joey! Talk loud, she's a little deaf. 1880 01:15:01,550 --> 01:15:02,750 Okay? Oh. 1881 01:15:03,350 --> 01:15:04,910 Hello? Hello? 1882 01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:06,650 Come on. You asked for this. 1883 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:07,460 Hello? Come on. 1884 01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:08,090 Hello? Can you hear me? 1885 01:15:08,090 --> 01:15:08,510 (LOUDLY) Hello? 1886 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,700 This is a terrible thing you've done, scaring all those people! 1887 01:15:13,730 --> 01:15:14,690 Are you listening? 1888 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,690 Yeah. Well, you listen to me and you listen to me good. 1889 01:15:17,690 --> 01:15:19,850 Yeah. I'm an old woman, and he's all I have, 1890 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,160 so don't hurt him! You hear me? 1891 01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:24,080 All right. Yeah, yeah. 1892 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:27,230 And don't you bullshit an old lady. Don't you hurt my Joey! 1893 01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:28,220 Okay, I won't. 1894 01:15:28,430 --> 01:15:29,600 Promise me you won't hurt him. 1895 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,380 I won't. 1896 01:15:30,590 --> 01:15:32,810 If you're not going to promise me, you're bullshitting me! 1897 01:15:32,810 --> 01:15:33,980 So you better promise! 1898 01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:35,870 I promise! 1899 01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:39,440 Now, you prove to me that you're a nice boy and promise one more time. 1900 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,150 All right, I promise. 1901 01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:42,950 Okay, now let me talk to Joey. 1902 01:15:44,380 --> 01:15:45,760 Looks like I'm not gonna kill you. 1903 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:46,450 Joey? 1904 01:15:47,530 --> 01:15:49,317 Thanks, Ma. Everything is okay, Joey. 1905 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:50,950 Hey, listen. I'll see you tomorrow. 1906 01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:53,470 Yeah, that'd be nice. We'll go find that new place for you tomorrow, okay? 1907 01:15:53,470 --> 01:15:55,475 Will you have dinner with me? Yeah, maybe we'll have dinner tomorrow night. 1908 01:15:55,575 --> 01:15:57,680 A little pasta fagioli, that'd be great, okay? 1909 01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,370 Sure, whatever you want, Joey. 1910 01:15:58,370 --> 01:15:59,680 Ma, I gotta go, okay? 1911 01:16:00,170 --> 01:16:00,940 Ciao, Mama. Goodbye, Joey... 1912 01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:02,050 Larry? 1913 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:04,020 What are you doing? 1914 01:16:04,710 --> 01:16:05,220 Larry. 1915 01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:06,810 Larry. 1916 01:16:07,740 --> 01:16:08,790 You a Catholic? 1917 01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:10,020 I'm tired. 1918 01:16:10,590 --> 01:16:11,700 You a Catholic, Larry? 1919 01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,170 Yeah, why? 1920 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:16,620 'Cause if you do that, you don't get to go to heaven. You go straight to hell. 1921 01:16:16,650 --> 01:16:18,870 Larry, what are you doing? You're scaring me. 1922 01:16:19,277 --> 01:16:20,988 Oogie! 1923 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,350 Don't call me Oogie! 1924 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:27,600 Larry! Larry, this is not gonna get you out of this. 1925 01:16:27,630 --> 01:16:29,580 Larry, I can get you out of this, okay? 1926 01:16:30,270 --> 01:16:31,830 Let me talk to Mason. Let me make him a deal, okay? 1927 01:16:31,830 --> 01:16:34,250 Let me just try something a little off-the-wall, see if it sticks, okay? 1928 01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:36,330 Let me talk to Mason. Just give me a second, okay? 1929 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,790 That's all I need, huh? 1930 01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:39,360 Hello? Hello. 1931 01:16:39,460 --> 01:16:40,320 Hello, Mason? No, this is Sergeant Whittaker. 1932 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:41,490 Get Mason, will you? Hang on. 1933 01:16:41,790 --> 01:16:43,500 Yeah, Mason here. Mason. 1934 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,660 Is that you, O'Brien? Yeah. 1935 01:16:44,670 --> 01:16:46,440 Okay, I'm listening. What's going on? It's Joey O'Brien. Listen. 1936 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:47,070 Yeah, yeah. 1937 01:16:47,730 --> 01:16:48,630 Chuck... Okay. 1938 01:16:48,690 --> 01:16:50,733 ...comes out of here voluntarily. Yeah. 1939 01:16:50,832 --> 01:16:52,050 Doesn't he get a little special treatment? 1940 01:16:52,050 --> 01:16:54,180 Oh, yeah, we'll give him a limo, take him to The Dating Game. 1941 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:54,630 Really? 1942 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:56,880 Yeah. Oh, absolutely. He deserves it, doesn't he? 1943 01:16:57,330 --> 01:16:58,410 Okay. Uh-huh, yeah. 1944 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:00,720 No. Oh, no. 1945 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:01,710 No, Larry. DONNA: Larry? 1946 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:02,410 Larry, Larry! No, don't do this, Larry! 1947 01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:02,910 (SCREAMING) 1948 01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:05,690 Larry! What? What? 1949 01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:09,230 I got it! What? 1950 01:17:09,230 --> 01:17:11,690 I got it! What? What? 1951 01:17:11,870 --> 01:17:13,370 It was right there. I got it! 1952 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,100 I got it! What? 1953 01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:16,280 A plan. 1954 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,530 Plan? A plan. 1955 01:17:18,590 --> 01:17:21,920 A plan? Not just a plan, Larry. The plan. 1956 01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:25,490 The plan for you. The plan that's gonna get you out of here, huh? 1957 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,260 And not just you. You and me, 1958 01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:29,780 because you and me, we're in this together. You know what I'm saying? 1959 01:17:29,810 --> 01:17:31,250 If you don't get out, I don't get out. 1960 01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:34,130 What kind of plan? It's a complex plan, but it's also real simple. 1961 01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:36,140 So stay with me, okay, Larry? Stay with me. 1962 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,490 'Cause it's got a lot of different parts. 1963 01:17:37,490 --> 01:17:40,010 And if you lose one part, the whole plan could fall apart. 1964 01:17:40,010 --> 01:17:41,080 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. 1965 01:17:41,179 --> 01:17:43,760 Okay, Larry. First part, Larry, the first part is 1966 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,020 you let everyone go. 1967 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,220 ALL: Oh, that's good. 1968 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,480 Isn't it? Huh? 1969 01:17:48,110 --> 01:17:49,100 What? 1970 01:17:49,460 --> 01:17:50,360 Well, except me, 1971 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,250 because you and me are in this together, huh? 1972 01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:55,364 You let everybody go. It's the first installment. Makes them think about it. 1973 01:17:55,464 --> 01:17:57,080 Oh, no, no. Come on, man, it gets everything moving. 1974 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,840 If you don't like that plan, change the plan, Larry. It's our plan. 1975 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:01,850 Make a new plan. Work with me, Larry. Work with me. 1976 01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:02,810 Work with me, huh? 1977 01:18:02,810 --> 01:18:05,120 Not everyone. Not him and not her. 1978 01:18:05,150 --> 01:18:07,490 That's a better plan, Larry, a lot better plan. Isn't it? 1979 01:18:07,820 --> 01:18:08,425 ALL: Better plan. 1980 01:18:08,525 --> 01:18:09,798 Okay, guys, get out of here, huh? 1981 01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:11,180 Okay. Good luck. Good luck. 1982 01:18:11,570 --> 01:18:12,610 Get out of here! There you go. 1983 01:18:12,610 --> 01:18:14,750 COP: Come on, this way! Move, move, move! 1984 01:18:14,780 --> 01:18:15,900 Come on, run! 1985 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:16,400 Come on! Do it! Let's go! 1986 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:16,700 COP: Come on! 1987 01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:19,745 Get that guy out of there! 1988 01:18:19,850 --> 01:18:20,740 Come on! Run! Come on! Run! 1989 01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:23,840 Good plan, Larry. You made a very good decision there. 1990 01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:26,000 Now, you ready for the second part of the plan? You ready? 1991 01:18:26,030 --> 01:18:27,530 Here it comes. Second part. 1992 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:28,850 This is where we give them a little incentive. 1993 01:18:28,850 --> 01:18:31,100 We're gonna wind Mason up like a cheap watch, huh? 1994 01:18:31,130 --> 01:18:33,230 You ready? You cut Donna loose. 1995 01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:34,210 Donna? W-What? 1996 01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:35,626 Come on, Larry. You gotta. No! 1997 01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:37,370 Why not? Listen. I just let everyone go. 1998 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:38,780 I'm gonna let her go now? 1999 01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:40,130 Come on, Larry. It's part of the plan, huh? 2000 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,020 Hey, listen. What you gotta do this for? 2001 01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:43,400 Hey, why you gotta hurt her any more? 2002 01:18:43,430 --> 01:18:45,320 You've done enough already for one day, right, Larry? 2003 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,760 Look at that. Look at what she's done here. 2004 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:50,000 Look, you did that, Larry. You almost blew her goddamn head off, huh? 2005 01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:52,190 You tried to kill her, okay? 2006 01:18:52,220 --> 01:18:54,650 What did she do to you? Did she try and kill you? 2007 01:18:54,650 --> 01:18:56,270 No, she didn't. 2008 01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:58,280 She ran around a little on you. Ooh. 2009 01:18:58,310 --> 01:19:00,830 Come on, Larry, look at her, huh? Look at her. 2010 01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:02,480 What are you keeping her around here for? 2011 01:19:02,510 --> 01:19:04,487 You gotta get it in proportion, Lar. 2012 01:19:04,586 --> 01:19:06,530 Hey. Tell you something else, Larry. 2013 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:08,840 She ain't the only woman in the world. 2014 01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:10,970 I know what I'm talking about, huh? Come on. 2015 01:19:11,820 --> 01:19:13,220 I don't want to go! 2016 01:19:13,970 --> 01:19:14,300 Donna. 2017 01:19:15,090 --> 01:19:16,760 Oh, now you don't wanna go? No! 2018 01:19:16,790 --> 01:19:18,253 You wanna stay here? Yeah! 2019 01:19:18,352 --> 01:19:20,330 Stay here and torture the fuck out of me? Yeah. 2020 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,180 Get out of here! Go! Go ahead! Go! 2021 01:19:23,180 --> 01:19:25,040 Get out of here! Oh, fuck you! 2022 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:27,620 Hell, I love you, Larry! 2023 01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:29,090 You jerk. 2024 01:19:29,808 --> 01:19:31,310 COP 1: Get her out of there! 2025 01:19:31,310 --> 01:19:33,230 COP 2: Go, go. Come on! 2026 01:19:33,230 --> 01:19:34,555 Come on, come on. 2027 01:19:34,655 --> 01:19:37,850 Be careful. Come on, come on, come on. 2028 01:19:37,850 --> 01:19:39,685 Let go of me! What are you doing? Jesus Christ! 2029 01:19:40,590 --> 01:19:43,170 You and Donna have a very special kind of love, Larry, huh? 2030 01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:44,690 You got a good woman there. 2031 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,520 Huh? Come on. Harry. 2032 01:19:46,670 --> 01:19:47,840 Harry, come over here, huh? 2033 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:49,550 Hey, look at this. 2034 01:19:50,570 --> 01:19:53,210 Harry, Joe and Larry. The pet boys of love, huh? 2035 01:19:53,540 --> 01:19:54,950 What's gonna happen to me? 2036 01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:56,720 I'll tell you what's gonna happen to you, Harry. 2037 01:19:57,110 --> 01:19:59,500 Larry, you're gonna need a lot of help to get you out of this. 2038 01:19:59,510 --> 01:20:01,310 No shit, huh? 'Cause you're in pretty deep. 2039 01:20:01,850 --> 01:20:03,140 Here's where that help comes from. 2040 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,790 And you know what kind of help I'm talking about, Larry? 2041 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,760 Money! And Harry's got lots of it, huh? Lots of it. 2042 01:20:07,790 --> 01:20:09,650 You ready to give Larry that kind of help, huh? 2043 01:20:10,123 --> 01:20:12,770 I get out of here in one piece, you got whatever you want. 2044 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,640 Anything you want. 2045 01:20:13,670 --> 01:20:15,470 I got your word? Because if you lie to me, 2046 01:20:15,470 --> 01:20:16,700 and you go back on it with him, 2047 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:18,910 you'll be doing a little East-River snorkeling. You know what I'm saying? 2048 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,750 You got my word. Okay, that's good. 2049 01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:22,790 How's that sound to you, Larry? Sound good, huh? 2050 01:20:22,790 --> 01:20:25,100 What? What? Yes? Yes? Yes? Come on. 2051 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,280 They're gonna come in if you don't. Come on, Larry. 2052 01:20:27,290 --> 01:20:30,590 Yes? Is that a yes? You with me? Yes. 2053 01:20:30,590 --> 01:20:32,270 Yes. Okay, thanks. 2054 01:20:32,780 --> 01:20:34,850 Okay, shake his hand. There you go. 2055 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:38,510 You--you have my word. I won't abandon you. JOEY: That's good. 2056 01:20:38,510 --> 01:20:40,250 I will not abandon you. 2057 01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:41,840 I will never abandon you. 2058 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:42,620 Testify to that. 2059 01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:44,300 I won't abandon you. Okay. 2060 01:20:44,330 --> 01:20:45,670 Trust me, Larry. 2061 01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:46,920 I won't abandon you. 2062 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:47,420 I will not abandon you. I won't abandon you. 2063 01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:48,860 I will not abandon you. 2064 01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:52,610 Get out of here. 2065 01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:55,220 I will not abandon you. 2066 01:20:59,096 --> 01:21:01,140 COP: Someone's coming out. Hold your fire. 2067 01:21:01,140 --> 01:21:03,030 I don't think he's going to abandon you, Larry. 2068 01:21:03,570 --> 01:21:05,760 You did it. We work well together. 2069 01:21:05,940 --> 01:21:07,530 I'm glad to be on your side, Larry. 2070 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,060 God, I'm glad to be on your side, Larry. 2071 01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,980 Okay, you ready for the final part of the plan? 2072 01:21:11,340 --> 01:21:12,090 Yeah. Yeah. 2073 01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:14,790 The final part of the plan. The final part. What's it? 2074 01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:16,890 You give up. 2075 01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:18,330 What? Okay. 2076 01:21:18,330 --> 01:21:21,060 That's the final part of the plan, I give up? 2077 01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,310 Oh, what kind of plan is that? 2078 01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:24,390 Well, jeez, Larry... 2079 01:21:24,390 --> 01:21:26,430 Christ, I just let everyone go for that? 2080 01:21:26,700 --> 01:21:28,833 Yeah, but that's how it builds to that. It builds to that, Larry. 2081 01:21:28,932 --> 01:21:31,710 Larry, I'm trying to help, okay? 2082 01:21:31,740 --> 01:21:33,810 Okay, look at it this way. You turn yourself in. 2083 01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:35,358 Does that sound better? Hmm? 2084 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,230 That's crazy. 2085 01:21:37,530 --> 01:21:40,240 No, you're crazy. 2086 01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,970 That's what ties the whole plan together. 2087 01:21:43,970 --> 01:21:46,480 You see, Larry? That's what ties it all together. 2088 01:21:46,490 --> 01:21:47,840 You're crazy, Larry. 2089 01:21:47,870 --> 01:21:50,450 You looked crazy the moment you passed through that door. 2090 01:21:50,450 --> 01:21:52,880 You left sanity on the other side, okay? 2091 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,530 You came into the twilight zone then, 2092 01:21:54,530 --> 01:21:56,420 because you came in here nuts, 2093 01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:59,510 crazy, loco en cabeza. You know what I'm saying? 2094 01:21:59,510 --> 01:22:01,880 And you know why? 'Cause Donna, 2095 01:22:01,910 --> 01:22:04,280 Donna the "I love you, fuck you, jerk" Donna, 2096 01:22:04,310 --> 01:22:05,990 tells you and makes you nuts. 2097 01:22:05,990 --> 01:22:07,370 She makes you crazy. 2098 01:22:07,370 --> 01:22:08,900 And it's not just Donna that makes you crazy, 2099 01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:11,150 it's love that makes you crazy, Larry. 2100 01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:12,080 Love. 2101 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:14,270 And you know what? Harry is going to get you 2102 01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:15,620 one of those motherfucking lawyers, you know? 2103 01:22:15,620 --> 01:22:17,300 One of those lawyers who got Oliver North off. 2104 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,640 One of those guys who can get off Bernard Goetz, Hinckley. 2105 01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,500 And they'll tell them you were crazy. 2106 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:23,480 And Donna didn't just make you crazy. 2107 01:22:23,510 --> 01:22:25,550 Love made you crazy, Larry. 2108 01:22:25,550 --> 01:22:27,350 Love got you nuts. 2109 01:22:27,350 --> 01:22:28,940 And he'll tell that to the jury. 2110 01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:32,210 He'll go, "Larry was made nuts by love." 2111 01:22:32,210 --> 01:22:34,550 And what member of the jury, whether it's a guy or it's a woman, 2112 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:37,550 will not say, "Hey, love does make you crazy, huh?" 2113 01:22:37,580 --> 01:22:39,620 Love makes you crazy. 2114 01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:41,000 And they're gonna let you walk. 2115 01:22:41,639 --> 01:22:43,100 And I'll tell you something else, Larry. 2116 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:46,770 I'm gonna be by you every step of the way. 2117 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,620 It's gonna be you and Joey O'Brien, 2118 01:22:49,950 --> 01:22:51,610 'cause I'm gonna be there getting the lawyer, 2119 01:22:51,630 --> 01:22:53,880 making sure Harry pays for that lawyer, 2120 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,410 and get you out of this, 2121 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:59,190 because your problem is my problem. You know what I'm saying? 2122 01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:02,400 So what do you say, Larry? A deal? 2123 01:23:04,190 --> 01:23:06,560 Come on, I haven't steered you wrong yet, have I? 2124 01:23:11,510 --> 01:23:14,420 Be a guy, Larry. Time to be a guy. 2125 01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:17,280 No-shit guy. 2126 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,430 Yeah, no-shit guy. 2127 01:23:28,630 --> 01:23:29,740 Mason, here. Mason? 2128 01:23:31,130 --> 01:23:32,950 We're coming out of our own freewill. 2129 01:23:33,460 --> 01:23:34,405 All right, we'll play it straight. 2130 01:23:34,504 --> 01:23:35,350 Pay, sir. You pay. 2131 01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:38,260 No, he'll pay. It's all right. Don't worry. He'll pay. They're coming out. 2132 01:23:39,250 --> 01:23:40,630 Walters? They're coming out. 2133 01:23:41,170 --> 01:23:42,550 Let me know when they're at the door. 2134 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,590 Stay ready! They're coming out! 2135 01:23:45,010 --> 01:23:46,330 Stay on 'em. Stay awake. 2136 01:23:46,630 --> 01:23:49,780 Richie, Tony, stay on 'em! Watch that opening! They're coming out. 2137 01:23:49,970 --> 01:23:52,240 It's gonna be all right, Lar. Gonna be okay, huh? 2138 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,220 Lar, why don't you put the gun down now, okay? 2139 01:23:55,270 --> 01:23:56,350 Oh, no, Joey. 2140 01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,000 Everybody's out there watching. 2141 01:23:58,210 --> 01:24:00,539 If I come out without a gun, they'll think I'm a wimp. 2142 01:24:00,638 --> 01:24:01,780 I don't want to be no wimp. 2143 01:24:01,810 --> 01:24:04,660 Hey, Larry, no way you're gonna be a wimp. Lose the gun, huh? 2144 01:24:04,690 --> 01:24:06,799 They won't respect me without a gun. They're cops. 2145 01:24:06,899 --> 01:24:08,756 Larry, the cops are gonna be real nervous if you come out with a gun. 2146 01:24:08,855 --> 01:24:10,480 Well, they got guns. It makes me nervous. 2147 01:24:10,510 --> 01:24:12,670 Larry, come on, look, hey. 2148 01:24:13,081 --> 01:24:14,750 I don't have a gun. It's gonna make me nervous. 2149 01:24:14,770 --> 01:24:16,030 Now, come on, lose the gun. 2150 01:24:17,877 --> 01:24:18,920 Nope. 2151 01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:20,930 Larry, please. For me, please. 2152 01:24:24,050 --> 01:24:26,420 Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll take the bullets out. 2153 01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:28,770 Well, that's a very nice gesture. Thank you, Larry. That's very nice. 2154 01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:31,700 Well, I don't want you to get hurt, you know? You're, like, a friend. 2155 01:24:31,770 --> 01:24:33,260 Oh, thanks, Larry. Thanks for thinking about me, 2156 01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:35,080 but if you really don't want me to get hurt, you'd lose the gun. 2157 01:24:35,090 --> 01:24:36,320 I'm not losing the gun, Joey. 2158 01:24:36,350 --> 01:24:38,150 Okay, Larry, but can I have the bullets? 2159 01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:40,670 Why? Souvenir, you know? Little memento. 2160 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:43,520 Thanks, Larry. Sure. 2161 01:24:45,622 --> 01:24:46,582 (COCKING GUN) 2162 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:48,918 (CHUCKLES) 2163 01:24:49,410 --> 01:24:50,070 It's empty. 2164 01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:01,540 Forty-eight har gow, I had? Forty-eight! 2165 01:25:01,540 --> 01:25:03,680 I had a shrimp boat is what I had. 2166 01:25:03,690 --> 01:25:05,880 He had a shrimp boat. He had a shrimp boat. 2167 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,012 Come on, man. I didn't see no har gow. 2168 01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:09,360 I think you trickster maybe. You trickster! 2169 01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:11,320 He had a shrimp boat. He had a shrimp boat. 2170 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:11,820 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 2171 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,320 I'm gonna call the police, that's all. That's right. 2172 01:25:14,010 --> 01:25:15,570 You're gonna call the police? Yes. 2173 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,680 Give me a divorce! 2174 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,960 You'll get it. You'll get a divorce. 2175 01:25:18,990 --> 01:25:22,470 At least if he was somebody! I'm a man with his own business! 2176 01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:24,540 A bum! Nobody! Do you want a divorce? 2177 01:25:24,540 --> 01:25:26,970 Do you want a divorce? You tell me. 2178 01:25:26,970 --> 01:25:28,700 What the hell do you want? 2179 01:25:29,070 --> 01:25:30,590 I wanna go to Florida! 2180 01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:32,180 All right, let's go. 2181 01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:33,027 Hey, Joey, um, 2182 01:25:33,770 --> 01:25:35,870 thanks for talking to me. 2183 01:25:36,648 --> 01:25:38,400 Hey, Larry, 2184 01:25:38,530 --> 01:25:40,330 thanks for simplifying my love life. 2185 01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:46,100 Let's go, huh? 2186 01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:48,880 Hey, they got TV cameras out there. 2187 01:25:48,890 --> 01:25:50,112 We gotta dress up a little, huh? 2188 01:25:50,211 --> 01:25:51,500 We can't come out looking like this. 2189 01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:53,090 "Live at 5:00," you know? 2190 01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:53,960 Come on. 2191 01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:55,230 Oh, jacket. 2192 01:25:55,302 --> 01:25:56,930 Yeah. 2193 01:25:56,930 --> 01:25:57,770 It's a sale day. 2194 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,170 I ain't walking out looking like this. 2195 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,350 Come on, let us get through. Let us get through to take care of her. 2196 01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:04,490 I think we should get you to the hospital as soon as possible. 2197 01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,710 No, I'm not leaving as long as my husband is in there. 2198 01:26:06,740 --> 01:26:08,240 Look, just keep... Hey, get out! 2199 01:26:08,270 --> 01:26:10,850 This is not har gow. That doesn't say, "har gow." 2200 01:26:10,850 --> 01:26:11,870 You don't know how to read Chinese. 2201 01:26:11,870 --> 01:26:13,182 Well, that doesn't say har gow. 2202 01:26:13,310 --> 01:26:15,710 Hey, hold on here. This doesn't look like a no-shit guy. 2203 01:26:15,950 --> 01:26:16,640 How am I doing here? 2204 01:26:18,230 --> 01:26:19,440 You want me to... 2205 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,540 Yeah, a little bit, you know. There you go. That's it. 2206 01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:23,290 All right. Okay. 2207 01:26:23,310 --> 01:26:24,900 Here goes nothing. Right. 2208 01:26:25,050 --> 01:26:26,160 Especially in that gun. 2209 01:26:26,670 --> 01:26:28,590 Better keep this to your head. Yeah. 2210 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:30,360 That looks crazy. 2211 01:26:39,630 --> 01:26:40,747 Okay, they're stopped at the door. 2212 01:26:40,847 --> 01:26:41,690 I call 911. 2213 01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:44,130 They're coming out, let's go. They're coming out. 2214 01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:45,270 Come on. Hey, you! 2215 01:26:45,286 --> 01:26:47,038 Where you going? Come back here! 2216 01:27:01,260 --> 01:27:03,346 Oh, God, Larry. 2217 01:27:03,410 --> 01:27:05,830 You got an empty gun there. This is crazy. 2218 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,970 Yeah, right, that's the plan. I'm crazy, right? 2219 01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,020 Yeah, right. 2220 01:27:10,130 --> 01:27:11,510 Okay, Lar, when we get out there, 2221 01:27:11,630 --> 01:27:13,730 I want you to drop the gun when I tell you, okay? 2222 01:27:14,270 --> 01:27:15,200 Yeah, right. 2223 01:27:15,380 --> 01:27:16,630 And keep the gun pointed at me. 2224 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:16,940 Why? 2225 01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:19,370 Better at me than at the cops. 2226 01:27:19,918 --> 01:27:20,750 Oh, yeah, right, right, right. 2227 01:27:20,850 --> 01:27:21,200 Okay. 2228 01:27:21,350 --> 01:27:22,760 You ready, Lar? Yes. 2229 01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:26,840 Okay. We're coming out! Don't shoot. 2230 01:27:28,780 --> 01:27:29,110 Larry? 2231 01:27:30,430 --> 01:27:31,840 That stuff you got strapped to your bike. 2232 01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:34,180 It's safe? Yeah, it's okay. 2233 01:27:34,810 --> 01:27:37,090 You know, because if a cop gets blown up trying to defuse it, 2234 01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:38,290 our little plan is down the toilet. 2235 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:40,750 No, it's okay. It's okay. It ain't real. 2236 01:27:40,870 --> 01:27:41,440 What? 2237 01:27:42,770 --> 01:27:45,860 You saying all that stuff about you buying plastique in Jersey, 2238 01:27:45,860 --> 01:27:46,820 that's bullshit? 2239 01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:47,150 (SNICKERING) Yeah. 2240 01:27:48,950 --> 01:27:52,010 This is just my TV remote control thing. 2241 01:27:55,370 --> 01:27:56,690 That's pretty funny, Larry. 2242 01:27:57,470 --> 01:27:58,130 Let's go, Larry. 2243 01:27:59,140 --> 01:28:00,790 You are crazy, what am I talking about? 2244 01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:02,830 Get back! Get back here. 2245 01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:04,500 Stay with me, Larry. 2246 01:28:05,670 --> 01:28:06,814 Come on, Larry, you're doing good! 2247 01:28:06,913 --> 01:28:09,720 Oh, my God. Stay with me. Come on, you're doing good. 2248 01:28:12,914 --> 01:28:13,957 Oh, shit. 2249 01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,650 I'm ordering you to release your captive! 2250 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:21,670 Keep up with me, Larry. 2251 01:28:21,820 --> 01:28:22,870 Larry, keep up with me. 2252 01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:24,453 JOEY: Drop the gun, Larry! 2253 01:28:30,490 --> 01:28:30,670 No! 2254 01:28:30,670 --> 01:28:31,585 Don't shoot! It ain't loaded! 2255 01:28:31,585 --> 01:28:32,400 I got the bullets! 2256 01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:34,480 It's just a TV channel changer. 2257 01:28:34,780 --> 01:28:35,530 There's no bomb! 2258 01:28:35,822 --> 01:28:36,908 COP: Stay down! 2259 01:28:36,910 --> 01:28:38,410 What happened? What happened? 2260 01:28:38,470 --> 01:28:39,040 COP: Shut up! 2261 01:28:39,429 --> 01:28:41,140 Move it! Bullets! I got the bullets! 2262 01:28:41,140 --> 01:28:41,890 What are you, nuts? 2263 01:28:41,890 --> 01:28:42,850 Larry! 2264 01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:44,570 Let him go! Let him go! 2265 01:28:44,870 --> 01:28:46,559 I'm Captain Mason. Let him go. 2266 01:28:46,670 --> 01:28:48,512 You lying sack of shit! What? 2267 01:28:48,612 --> 01:28:49,370 You lying motherfucker! TINA: Joey! 2268 01:28:51,615 --> 01:28:53,867 Joey! Joey! 2269 01:28:55,014 --> 01:28:57,350 Joey! 2270 01:28:57,350 --> 01:28:59,433 I talked him down and hid the bullets! 2271 01:28:59,433 --> 01:29:00,340 You had Stockholm Syndrome! 2272 01:29:00,340 --> 01:29:00,728 What are you talking about, Stockholm Syndrome? 2273 01:29:00,728 --> 01:29:03,640 It's when you start feeling sorry for the guy who's holding you captive. 2274 01:29:03,820 --> 01:29:05,462 The guy had a gun! The guy had a bomb! 2275 01:29:05,860 --> 01:29:08,760 The guy could've hurt you! The guy could've hurt you! 2276 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,280 Get the stretcher. Move it! Go! Go! Get a move on! 2277 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:12,833 Come on, let's go! Move it! Come on, let's go! I got it! 2278 01:29:13,210 --> 01:29:14,350 Come on, let's go! Move it! Move it! 2279 01:29:14,670 --> 01:29:16,088 Larry! 2280 01:29:19,050 --> 01:29:20,370 Okay, fellas, we'll take it from here. 2281 01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:24,630 Thank you, Joey. Thank you for everything. 2282 01:29:24,630 --> 01:29:25,680 I'm never gonna forget you for this. 2283 01:29:25,710 --> 01:29:27,780 I want you to know you got a job for life, Joey. For life. 2284 01:29:27,930 --> 01:29:30,240 Not just me, okay? Benny, Henry, the whole gang. 2285 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,340 Well, maybe we'll take Henry, but Benny... No, I'm through negotiating. 2286 01:29:32,370 --> 01:29:35,157 You got it! TONY: Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. 2287 01:29:35,256 --> 01:29:37,380 Thank you, Joey. Thanks for taking care of my kid. 2288 01:29:37,410 --> 01:29:38,365 He told me what you did for him. 2289 01:29:38,465 --> 01:29:39,360 Hey, it was nothing, Tony. 2290 01:29:39,390 --> 01:29:40,140 Nothing? Yeah. 2291 01:29:40,350 --> 01:29:42,900 Well, that's what you owe me, Joey: nothing! 2292 01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:44,362 Let's go. Come on. Come on. 2293 01:29:44,362 --> 01:29:46,519 What happened? What happened? 2294 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:47,480 What happened? 2295 01:29:49,380 --> 01:29:52,135 Hey! Larry! Larry! You're gonna be okay, huh? 2296 01:29:52,235 --> 01:29:53,990 What happened? Larry! I'm gonna see you through this 2297 01:29:53,990 --> 01:29:55,450 every goddamn step of the way. 2298 01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:57,140 You hear me, Larry? You hear me? 2299 01:29:57,190 --> 01:29:58,550 Joey, you okay? 2300 01:29:58,580 --> 01:30:00,410 Yeah, I'm okay. 2301 01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:01,910 You crazy, Larry. 2302 01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:03,080 He's crazy. 2303 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:04,640 Get him out of here, huh? 2304 01:30:05,580 --> 01:30:06,620 (WHISPERING) I never did Donna. 2305 01:30:07,690 --> 01:30:08,240 What? 2306 01:30:08,990 --> 01:30:10,520 JOEY: Let her through, huh? It's his wife. Come on, let her through. 2307 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,410 Come on, get out of my way. 2308 01:30:12,856 --> 01:30:14,024 Larry. 2309 01:30:15,859 --> 01:30:17,319 Larry! 2310 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:19,905 (SIREN WAILING) 2311 01:30:23,690 --> 01:30:27,220 JOEY: Okay, you got it. Just help me find her, okay? You got it. 2312 01:30:27,903 --> 01:30:30,114 Thank you, Joey. Don't mention it. 2313 01:30:30,155 --> 01:30:31,198 TINA: Joey! 2314 01:30:33,909 --> 01:30:34,994 Joey! 2315 01:30:35,035 --> 01:30:36,078 Tina! 2316 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:39,123 Tina! 2317 01:30:39,748 --> 01:30:40,708 Joey! 2318 01:30:42,167 --> 01:30:44,017 Tine! Tina! 2319 01:30:44,044 --> 01:30:45,087 Joey! 2320 01:30:45,912 --> 01:30:47,330 Oh, Joey. Tina. 2321 01:30:47,330 --> 01:30:47,720 Hey! 2322 01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:50,600 Let's get out of here. Where's Lisa? 2323 01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:52,160 I don't know. I don't know. 2324 01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:53,263 Where the hell's your daughter? 2325 01:30:53,363 --> 01:30:54,890 Oh, my daughter! Now she's my daughter! 2326 01:30:54,910 --> 01:30:56,600 Yeah, according to the court order, she is! 2327 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,102 What are you yelling at me for? 2328 01:30:58,590 --> 01:30:59,570 I don't know. 2329 01:31:01,820 --> 01:31:03,530 Come here, you! God! 2330 01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:05,930 Oh, God. 2331 01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:08,420 Looks like you missed all the fun. 2332 01:31:08,810 --> 01:31:09,890 What are we gonna tell them? 2333 01:31:10,070 --> 01:31:12,260 "We"? I ain't talking to them, no way. 2334 01:31:12,470 --> 01:31:14,540 I'm gonna be in big trouble. You better leave. 2335 01:31:14,810 --> 01:31:15,740 No problem. I'm gone. 2336 01:31:30,370 --> 01:31:32,770 Hey, you, underwear goes on the inside. 2337 01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:34,480 Come here, Lisa. 2338 01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:36,520 Come here. Come on. 2339 01:31:40,821 --> 01:31:42,740 Oh, I missed this. 2340 01:31:45,090 --> 01:31:46,850 You sure you don't want me to drive you home? 2341 01:31:47,270 --> 01:31:48,050 (SCOFFS) Come on, Joey. 2342 01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:50,170 You don't get back in the driver's seat that easy. 2343 01:31:50,180 --> 01:31:50,750 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 2344 01:31:52,266 --> 01:31:54,143 Hey, Tina. 2345 01:31:54,150 --> 01:31:56,970 You feel like giving an old car salesman a second chance? 2346 01:32:06,590 --> 01:32:07,400 I'll tell you what. 2347 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:10,174 You come over to the house for supper tomorrow night 2348 01:32:10,274 --> 01:32:12,740 and we'll cook up some of that old baloney of yours 2349 01:32:12,740 --> 01:32:14,360 and see how it goes down. 2350 01:32:15,110 --> 01:32:15,740 Okay. 2351 01:32:16,860 --> 01:32:18,000 Bye-bye. See you, Dad. 2352 01:32:25,870 --> 01:32:30,050 Hey, Joey! No more the hanky-panky! You go straight home! 2353 01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:31,010 Straight home. Yeah. 2354 01:32:31,910 --> 01:32:34,150 Yo! Hey, Joey! Joey. 2355 01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:35,750 Hey, Benny, I'm out of here. 2356 01:32:36,110 --> 01:32:39,410 Joey. Joey. Thanks, man. Thanks for coming through for us. 2357 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:40,570 Hey, Benny, that's our new motto, 2358 01:32:40,580 --> 01:32:42,050 "Everybody gets out alive!" 2359 01:32:43,790 --> 01:32:45,530 Yeah. Monday, huh? 2360 01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:46,580 Monday. 2361 01:32:48,420 --> 01:32:48,980 Ha! 2362 01:32:50,046 --> 01:32:51,840 Hi-yo, Silver! 2363 01:32:53,300 --> 01:32:54,593 Mason! 2364 01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,690 Hey. You want a deal, you give me a call. 2365 01:32:56,690 --> 01:32:57,980 I think you know the number, right? 2366 01:32:58,250 --> 01:32:59,990 Thanks, O'Brien. You got it, huh? 2367 01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:02,360 God, I love to sell. 2368 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:04,970 Oh, yeah! 2369 01:33:05,374 --> 01:33:07,794 (TATTLER PLAYING) 2370 01:35:45,910 --> 01:35:55,878 ♪♪ 176858

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