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[我只想见证你的爱，哦 见证你的爱]
[I just wanna see your love, oh see your love]
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[拜托不要停下]
[お願い止まらないで]
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[草莓·子弹·草莓·谎言]
[Strawberry・弾・Strawberry・Lie]
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[我要将你束缚]
[I gotta tie you down]
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[DuDaDan DaDaDa 哦 宝贝]
[DuDaDan DaDaDa oh Baby]
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[DuDaDan 呐呐呐 呐呐呐]
[DuDaDan Nanana nanana]
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《请穿上内衣吧，鹰峰同学》
[DuDaDan 呐呐呐 呐呐呐]
[DuDaDan Nanana nanana]
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《请穿上内衣吧，鹰峰同学》
[DuDaDan DaDaDa 哦 宝贝，宝贝，哦 宝贝]
[DuDaDan DaDaDa oh Baby, Baby, oh Baby]
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[跪地在此立下誓言]
[跪いてココで誓って]
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[指尖延伸的触碰 无论何时，触碰你]
[伸ばした指先 Anytime, touching you]
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[不可告人的隐秘使命]
[知られちゃダメ秘密裏のMission]
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[你我犯下的罪孽深重…]
[二人で犯した罪は深い…]
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[循环往复的世界线]
[繰り返す世界線]
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[「我需要你，我需要你」]
[「Je te veux, Je te veux」]
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[那是秘密-Secret-]
[それは秘密-シークレット-]
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[WowWowWow WowWow]
[WowWowWow WowWow]
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[我只想见证你的爱，哦 见证你的爱]
[I just wanna see your love, oh see your love]
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[拜托不要停下]
[お願い止まらないで]
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[你与我共鸣的旋律]
[キミとアタシ響くメロディ]
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[我们随处可感]
[We can feel it anywhere]
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[我只想见证你的爱，哦 见证你的爱]
[I just wanna see your love, oh see your love]
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[永远陪伴在我身旁]
[いつでも傍にいてよ]
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[草莓·子弹·草莓·谎言]
[Strawberry・弾・Strawberry・Lie]
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[为何不尝试？]
[Why don't you try？]
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[你终将解放我]
[You can set me free]
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翻译·时轴：掉打入添(bilibili UID: 19731340)
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(雨过白田坚)
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今天是我请会长教我学习的日子
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可是…
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小高岭的房间, 非常漂亮呢
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话说, 你不仅让我中途参加学习会
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还愿意借我笔记, 谢谢你!
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时间到转回到30分钟之前…
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我在去会长家的路上…
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偶然遇到了小绘梨
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当我告诉她我要去会长家开学习会的时候…
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她就硬是说她也想要参加
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结果就这个情况了
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一开始先从数学开始吗?
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太好了, 我对数学很不擅长
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正想要请教小高岭呢
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会长…她明显很不开心
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果然她是不擅长应付小绘梨吧?
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绘梨依同学
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如果你要学习的话
去请教你那位女朋友会不会比较好啊?
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她都愿意和你这种下贱…
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我说错了
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是可爱的女性交往
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应该会带着宽容之心教导你吧?
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啊, 你说的是琉璃香吧?
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她好像最近打工很忙呢
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都没有什么机会可以一起玩呢
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你要找人陪你玩的话
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去幼儿园找不是更好吗?
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好强的敌意
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嗯? 话说, 女朋友?
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不是男朋友吗?
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对了, 小绘梨她小学的时候
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就一直说她喜欢女孩子来着
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那事不宜迟, 这个叫加法定理的东西…
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我是真的搞不懂
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碰到了?
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不, 碰巧而已吧
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她是故意的!?
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难道小绘梨她…
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是为了对会长做什么才跟来的?
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不不不, 这也太过乱猜了
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白田同学
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啊, 是!
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能不能麻烦你去一趟便利店?
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去买一点饮料和零食
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啊, 那我的份也麻烦你了
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咦…啊…
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让会长和小绘梨独处的话会很不妙吧?
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各种意义上都很不妙
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可是…
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快点
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是!
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这样正好
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我有事想和你说说
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这还真巧了, 我也有话想和你说
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那我就直说了
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可以请你回去吗?
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同时教你们两个学习
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实在是有点麻烦
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说的也是, 抱歉抱歉
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我问完这件事就回去了
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你想问什么?
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你和小孝已经在交往了吗?
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啊? 为什么我会和白田同学那种人交往啊?
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呃, 也就是说你们没有在交往吗?
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你是没有在听我说话吗?
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你要妄想什么那是你的事
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但请你不要将妄想强加到我身上
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真是的, 这有什么关系啊, 不用那么隐藏的
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都说了…
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不过, 小孝他很迟钝
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小高岭你应该辛苦吧?
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因为小孝他对自己的自我评价好像很低
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小高岭你再怎么行动
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他应该都不会意识到是"喜欢"的表现吧?
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听你这么一说…
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就算再怎么积极地, 鼓起勇气大胆地表态
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他也没什么反应
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我很不安心他是不是没把我当成女性
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啊, 果然是这样吗?
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我有一个朋友她跟我讨论的时候说的
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经典的"我有一个朋友"出现了
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好可爱!
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你那个朋友…
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她是做了怎样的"表态"?
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这个嘛…
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我是听她说…
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有Cos成猫咪和他贴身接触
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诶!?
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还有在他洗澡是闯入浴室
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啊!
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羡慕死我了!
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都做到这种程度了还是没什么反应
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会让人感到不安, 觉得他是不是没把她当成女性吧?
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顺带一提, 我那个朋友…
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是一个可爱又美艳的绝世美少女哦
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确实, 这都不出手也太奇怪了!
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你…你也是这么想的吗?
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啊不好不好, 不小心就激动起来了
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可…可是小…
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那个男生应该也不是完全没反应吧?
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比如说, 他会不会也有为了她
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做了什么事?
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这个嘛…
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确实是有做了几件事
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他有为了我朋友的安全, 大晚上特地到公园陪我朋友
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他比起自己的功课, 更加担心我朋友的身体
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就连和我朋友的约会计划, 他也很努力地在思考
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其它还有很多…
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在这之中特别是…
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他为了能和我朋友上同一所大学
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而努力地在学习这件事, 是最让她开心的
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我那个朋友是这么说的
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呀啊啊啊啊啊, 嗑死我了!
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可是那个男生…
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他是没有什么长处, 就是很平凡的一个人
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只有诚实是比别人多一倍
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他做出的这些行动
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会不会不是出于好感
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只是单纯地正义感使然
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因此感到很不安
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我朋友好像是这么说的
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不是, 这根本没必要去烦恼啊!
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帮我传话给你那个朋友
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在正常相处的情况下
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当会开始思考想为对方做些什么的时候
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那就是已经喜欢上了
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而且, 他连不擅长的学习也愿意努力
就为了和她考上同一所大学
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愿意将自己人生的大部分时间
都花在另一个人身上
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如果不是因为喜欢, 那绝对是做不到的
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我有说那个男生不擅长学习吗?
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咦? 啊不是, 我只是感觉应该是这样
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我只是想象的
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嘛, 应该可以当做一个参考吧
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把这话传达给我那个朋友的话
她应该会很开心吧
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嗯嗯, 请你务必传达给她
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话说
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你特地过来就是为了说这些的?
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我还以为你是为了趁乱摸我的胸部才过来的
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抱抱抱歉
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虽然我没有这个意思
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但一感觉到摸得到就忍不住…
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真亏你能活到现在还没被抓呢
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你不用做那种痴汉行为
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只要老实拜托我的话
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我就可以给你摸
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咦? 可可可, 可以吗?
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只要不是在大庭广众下就可以
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让你摸摸也没什么大不了的
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打扰了
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那两个人, 应该没问题吧?
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如果小绘梨半开玩笑地对会长出手的话…
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恐怕会长会对她使出严厉的制裁
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- 你这个表情, 是不是很舒服啊
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- 怎么感觉好像很热闹啊?
- 你这个表情, 是不是很舒服啊
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她们在聊什么啊?
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超级弹的, 好软哦
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你不要那么用力揉, 会很痒的
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超级弹的, 好软哦♡
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你不要那么用力揉, 会很痒的♡
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难道…
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不, 这种事情…
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啊嗯, 好痒哦
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不可以舔肚子啦
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平常可不会做这种事的哦
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啊嗯♡好痒哦♡
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不可以舔肚子啦♡
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平常可不会做这种事的哦♡
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在我出去的这段期间, 到底发生什么事?
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在那之后
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我才知道那是我自己的过分妄想造成的误解
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但会长和小绘梨之间的稍微缩短了一点
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这点应该没有误解
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《请穿上内衣吧，鹰峰同学》
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《请穿上内衣吧，鹰峰同学》
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第二学期开始后几天
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虽然天气预报说雨会下到下午
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但很快就停了呢
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雨伞拿着也没意义
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雨能早停真是太好了
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是啊, 而且也不会把制服给淋湿
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这件西装外套我还挺喜欢的
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我们学校的制服还挺受欢迎的
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虽然设计好看是其中一点
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但是在获得衣田同学之前
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这外套帮了我不少忙
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嗯?
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假如出现了要连续使用能力的情况
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如果是穿夏季校服的话
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会因为流汗之类的问题有走光的风险对吧?
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所以每次使用都需要再穿上
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但有外套的话, 就不用担心走光的问题
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就可以随心所欲地连续使用能力了
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啊, 是吗?
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嗯?
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也就是说去年穿冬装的时候…
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(打招呼强化月)
会长有很高概率是…
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处于上下全真空的状态吗!?
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白田同学?
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你这张逐渐窝囊的表情是怎么回事?
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我特地跟你说明西装外套的实用性了
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你是想说我说的话很无聊吗?
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不不不, 没这回事
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既然如此, 那我就陪你玩一场解闷的游戏吧
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游…游戏?
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你头转过去那边一下
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啊, 是…
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我用能力改成了"没有带雨伞"
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咦?
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那么, 问题是…
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"胖次"和"胸罩", 我是脱掉哪个来发动能力的?
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什么!?
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回答时间就…
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我想想, 到车站之前
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在那之前, 如果你能通过推测
猜到正确答案的话就算你胜利
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猜错的话就算我胜利
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有奖品的话会比较有兴致
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败者要听从胜者任何一个命令
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这样如何?
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你让我推测, 可外观又看不出来
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与其说是游戏…
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不如说是概率二分之一的赌注吧
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又来了, 你可以不用那么谦虚的
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谦虚?
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白田同学你只要用你的闷骚之力
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比如说, 通过衣服摩擦的声音
判断乳头有没有和衬衫直接接触
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通过观察走路姿态的微妙细节
来判断有没有穿胖次
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你应该很轻松就能推测出来了吧?
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你以为我是什么超能力者吗?
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嘛, 假如你没办法推测
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你还是有二分之一的机会可以命令我哦
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比如说…
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"下次的学习会穿着泳衣来教我"之类的
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区区白田同学能够命令我这种事
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搞不好是一辈子都不会有的机会
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什么区区…
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话说, 那种命令我才不会下呢
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要是会长你赢了, 你打算对我下什么命令?
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这个嘛…
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如果是和泳衣学习会同等级的命令…
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把你的眼睛和嘴巴缝起来
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把双手拘束起来
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把耳机焊接在耳朵上
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让你一辈子除了我的声音以外什么都感觉不到吧
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太猎奇了!
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这完全不是同等级的吧?
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啊, 是哦
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和我的泳衣模样比, 确实太轻了呢
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那就当做是给你的福利吧
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我的人生价值就这?
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那么, 开始吧
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啊, 等等
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猜对的概率是二分之一
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也就是说
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只要确认上下两边
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哪边是真空的话
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就能准确地回答了
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但问题是要怎么确认?
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比如说, 从衬衫的缝隙之间观察有没有胸罩
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变态啊
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而且要是我这么做的话…
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哎呀, 居然敢光明正大地凝视
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是从闷骚白田同学升级成了增强版色田同学了吗?
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该怎么办才好
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在她跨越那篇水塘的瞬间
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不就能通过水面的反射看到裙底下了吗?
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这样就能不被会长发现的同时, 知道正确答案了
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如果下面映出胖次的话
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那发动能力时脱掉的就是胸罩
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没映出胖次的话…
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等等, 咦?
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那, 如果她发动能力是脱下面那件的话…
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水面就会…
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讨厌~♡
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好了, 时间到了
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脱掉的是上下两件, 哪一件内衣?
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脱掉的是…
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上面的!
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真遗憾
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我脱掉的是下面的
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真是的, 到车站前的期间
你到底在做什么啊?
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明明只要偷瞄一下裙底就能知道正确答案了
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难道是满脑子在想和我的泳衣开学习会
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没办法想其它事情了吗?
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不, 其实我是有想到的
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可以用水面的反射
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但我并没有看
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因为在会长没有发现的情况下偷窥她
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用这种方法得出正确答案, 之后的感觉也很差
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嘛, 即便如此二选一还能选错
果然还真不愧是我
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但不过, 老实说有点可惜
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明明我还有点感兴趣的
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如果白田同学获胜的话
不知道会对我提什么猥亵的欲望
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为什么要以会下猥亵的命令为前提啊?
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明明为此我还给出了各种提示了
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提示…吗?
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没错, 比如说…
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积水的反射, 之类的
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这个人, 不是大意, 而是故意跨过水塘的?
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而且还是在无胖次的状态下…
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她太离谱了!
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那么, 我得想想要下什么命令了呢
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我看还是把眼睛和嘴巴缝起来…
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你是开玩笑的吧?
331
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这就要看白田同学你今天的表现了
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今天的班会, 要决定文化祭的话剧饰演角色对吧?
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啊, 我们班是出演《灰姑娘》的话剧来着
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边缘人要有边缘人的样子
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我打算做好幕后的工作就好
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去年你的班, 好像是开鬼屋吧?
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00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,550
那时你不是当演员
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而是一脸无聊地去招揽客人吧?
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00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,230
毕竟文化祭, 不是我这种人可以玩得开心的活动
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话说, 真亏你还能记得呢
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所有学生的动向, 我都大致掌握了
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身为学生会长, 这是理所当然的吧?
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是理所当然的吗?
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今年我要你上台当演员
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咦? 为…为什么?
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我作为灰姑娘出场的话, 必须要发挥出一流的演技
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已经决定好你会来演了吗?
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因此衣田同学的辅助是必须的吧?
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如果你作为幕后人员登场
帮我穿上胖次的话, 不会很不自然吗?
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不是, 让演员来帮你穿上也很不自然啊
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嘛, 就是因为这样
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选角色的时候, 你要选能随时帮我穿上的
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那种能经常登场的角色
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啊, 等等
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那么, 现在要决定我们班这次要出展的
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话剧《灰姑娘》的角色选角
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会长!
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首先我觉得"灰姑娘"这个角色
除了会长没人能胜任
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应该可以率先确定
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确实
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如果是会长演灰姑娘的话, 一定会坐无缺席的
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不, 不如说只是想看
我只是单纯想看会长演的灰姑娘!
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谢谢
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既然各位这么说的话
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那我就恭敬不如从命了
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(灰姑娘：鹰峰高岭)
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真厉害
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没人参选就决定了
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那么, 就根据剧本记载的角色顺序来决定吧
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00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,980
首先是幕后人员开始
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负责音响要两名同学
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有意者请举手
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音响啊
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好像比较轻松呢
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虽然会长那样说
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但应该不会真的叫我
在台上帮她穿上这种冒险举动吧
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00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,710
呃, 我
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"尚未触碰污秽之少女"
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那么, 现在要决定我们班这次要出展的
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话剧《灰姑娘》的角色选角
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会长!
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首先我觉得"灰姑娘"这个角色
除了会长没人能胜任
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应该可以率先确定
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她真的要我上台当衣柜?
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00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:23,700
啊, 不好意思, 可以找人来帮我写黑板吗?
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咦? 她刚刚没找人啊
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值日生的, 白田同学?
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咦? 啊, 是
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这样啊
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用讲台遮掩来帮她穿上
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那么, 接下来我想决定另外一个主角
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"王子"的饰演人选
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王子?
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刚才不是从音响开始决定…
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会…会长, 那个…
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王子啊
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虽然台词和出场次数很多
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但是, 这代表可以暂时和会长成为情侣对吧?
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而且还可以帮她穿鞋子
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好了, 怎么样?
401
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有人想参选吗?
402
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,330
这…这个…
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不是不小心的
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而是"故意"的状态
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难道说, 她叫我去参选王子候选?
406
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,420
确实, 演王子的话, 出场次数很多
407
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:21,630
当然, "帮她穿上的机会"也会变很多
408
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,380
有, 我要参选!
409
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,800
那…那么, 我也要参选!
410
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,060
等等, 那我也要!
411
00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:31,140
能帮会长穿上玻璃鞋的人是我!
412
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,850
还有人想参选吗?
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00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:35,860
就算你这么说…
414
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,230
话说, 这个…
415
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:40,820
在没有穿的状态下用屁股磨蹭…
416
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,030
根本没办法正常思考啊
417
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,580
那我也参选看看吧
418
00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:53,790
王…王寺…
419
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:59,550
果然那家伙对会长有意思吗?
420
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,590
王寺圣夜
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00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:05,470
他也很聪明, 跟会长一样是属于金字塔顶端的存在
422
00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:09,140
但在女性关系上, 没听过什么正面的传闻
423
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,810
我还是不参选了
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00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,230
反正也没胜算
425
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,100
我也是…
426
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:15,390
我也是…
427
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,560
我也是…
428
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,440
再这样下去的话, 他就要饰演王子了
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00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,320
不如, 趁这机会向他表明我的能力
430
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,490
让他当第二任衣柜应该也是一种方法
431
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:31,410
可是他…
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00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:33,410
好像对我有好感
433
00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,290
说不定会以"保密"作为条件
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00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:37,000
逼迫我做些什么
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00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,040
比如说…
436
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,210
像色情同人本一样…
437
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,340
(《请让我干一炮吧，鹰峰同学》)
嘛, 不过, 为了在舞台上表现完美演技
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00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:44,510
(《请让我干一炮吧，鹰峰同学》)
这只是个小风险而已
439
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,180
(《请让我干一炮吧，鹰峰同学》)
不是, 你的价值观也太奇怪了吧?
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00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:51,810
虽然我不觉得会长会因为忘记提防王寺而被掌握弱点
441
00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:57,020
可是, 也有可能有个万一
442
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,520
这样的话…
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00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:01,110
我也要参选!
444
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:01,900
咦?
445
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:02,530
哈?
446
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,440
那家伙是谁啊?
447
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,110
诶
448
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:32,935
[缠绕在 你腕间的时针(封闭的思绪)]
[その腕に 絡んだ時計の針は(Close-set mind)]
449
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:37,398
[别妄想 它会永远正常运转]
[狂わない なんて信じていないで]
450
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:45,531
[催促前行的 秒针(封闭的思绪)]
[進もうと 急かすような秒針(Close-set mind)]
451
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:50,411
[转动紧握的表冠 试图倒转时间]
[巻き戻そう 抓(つま)んだ竜頭(リューズ)回し]
452
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,456
[逐渐化作奇想，与梦谈]
[奇想、夢譚(むたん)になっていく]
453
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,376
[若仍存有暧昧不清]
[曖昧(あいまい)が依然(いぜん)あるなら]
454
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,588
[就用触碰来确认吧]
[触れて確かめてしまえばいいよ]
455
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,340
[剥去现实的伪装]
[現実を脱がせて]
456
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:06,802
[让我从此处逃离]
[Let me hightail it out of here.]
457
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,972
[越是重复越令人焦躁]
[繰り返すほど牴牾(もどか)しい]
458
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:16,103
[明知虚幻短暂 仍忍不住渴求]
[儚いって知りながら 求めてしまう]
459
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,481
[这背德的梦境]
[背徳の夢]
460
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:40,000
翻译·时轴：掉打入添(bilibili UID: 19731340)
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