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♪ ♪
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START THE CLOCK.
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Bill: THANK YOU FOR PUTTING
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ON A BRAVE FACE, YOU KNOW WHAT
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DONALD TRUMP-- IT'S ALL OVER.
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AND EVEN WORSE, IT'S PRIDE
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MONTH!
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ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD PRIDE
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MONTH, ARE YOU UP THERE PRIDING
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IT UP?
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THAT'S FANTASTIC, IT'S A LITTLE
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LESS PRIDEY THIS YEAR EVER SINCE
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TRUMP AND THE ADMINISTRATION HAS
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BEEN ON THE WARPATH AGAINST
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ANYTHING DEIA.
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NOW CORPORATE AMERICA IS A
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LITTLE SKITTISH WITH ALL THE
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PRIDE STUFF.
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A LOT OF THE COMPANIES-- GAP,
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NORDSTROM'S, MACY'S THEY'VE
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PULLED BACK, NO MORE
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OSTENTATIOUS DISPLAYS, AT
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HOME DEPOT THEY WON'T EVEN LET
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YOU GET WOOD.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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BUT I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND I
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CAN REALLY THINK ABOUT ANYTHING
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OTHER THAN TRUMP-- THE RICHEST
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MEN OF THE WORLD, THE MOST
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POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD IT'S
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LIKE GODZILLA VERSUS KING KONG.
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IF GODZILLA WAS ON KETAMINE AND
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KING KONG HAD A COMB-OVER.
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THESE GUYS WERE SO CLOSE IT'S
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LIKE ANGELINA-- YOU KNOW THAT.
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THEY HAD THEIR OWN COUPLE NAME,
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NAME,-- WHAT HAPPENED THIS
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WEEK, THIS HAS BEEN BREWING FOR
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A WHILE.
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OKAY-- THE FIRST SIGN WAS LAST
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WEEK AT ELON'S GOING AWAY PARTY,
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REMEMBER THAT OF THE OVAL OFFICE
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AND THE ELON SHOWED UP WITH A
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BLACK EYE, IT'S NOT THAT.
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TRUMP SET I OFFERED HIM A LITTLE
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MAKEUP, THIS IS SERIOUS.
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SET I OFFERED HIM A LITTLE
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MAKEUP AND HE TURNED IT DOWN AND
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TRUMP SAID "WHICH WAS
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INTERESTING."
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WEIRD, ELON.
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WHAT SORT OF MAN TURNS DOWN
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MAKEUP?
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WHAT PUT IT OVER THE EDGE WAS
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ELON CAME IN THERE TO REDUCE THE
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GOVERNMENT BLOAT AND THEN THEY
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HAVE THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL
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WHICH ELON TWEETED OUT, HE SAID
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IT WAS A DISGUSTING ABOMINATION
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THEN TRUMP SAID HE HAS A TRUMPET
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DERANGEMENT SYNDROME THEN ELON
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SAID YOUR TARIFFS ARE GOING TO
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CAUSE AN ERECTION-- AN ERECTIO
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ERECTION?
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A RECESSION IS WHAT I MEANT TO
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SAY.
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[LAUGHTER]
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THEN TRUMP SAID HE IS JUST MAD
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AT ME BECAUSE I TOOK AWAY TO
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MANDATE FOR HIS ELECTRIC
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VEHICLES WHICH NOBODY REALLY
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WANTS ANYWAY THEN ELON SAID
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WITHOUT ME HE WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN
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WON THE ELECTION, THEN THE SHIT
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GOT REAL.
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TRUMP SAID MARS IS A SHIT WHOLE
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PLANET AGO ELON SAID "OH, MY
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GOD, YOU'RE NOT THE SAME MAN I
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USED TO HEIL."
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FOR THOSE KEEPING SCORE AT HOME
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AND TO WATCH THE SHOW FOR THE
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NEWS, I MADE THE LAST TO GO UP.
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BUT IT'S VERY HARD TO TELL WHICH
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ONES ARE THE ONES I MADE UP.
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THE OTHER ONES ARE REAL, NOW
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IT'S GOTTEN NASTIER.
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THEY ASK TRUMP YESTERDAY ABOUT
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THE FIGHT AND HE SAID I DON'T
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THINK ABOUT HIM.
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THEN ELON PUT OUT THINK ABOUT
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THIS, TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN
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FILES, THIS IS A WAR GOING BACK
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AND FORTH AND THE STAKES ARE SO
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HIGH BECAUSE THE WINNER FACES
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BLAKE LIVELY.
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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
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THAT'S WHERE WE ARE, THE LATEST
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UPDATE IS TOMORROW APPARENTLY
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ELON IS GOING TO BE COMING BY
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THE WHITE HOUSE TO PICK UP HIS
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CDs AND THE MIX TAPE THEY MADE
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TOGETHER.
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HE SAID FOR THE BOTH OF US,
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TRUMP, MAYBE IT'S BETTER IF YOU
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ARE THERE.
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IT LOOKS LIKE IT MAY GO FROM A
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WAR OF WORDS TO OTHER STUFF,
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TRUMP IS SAYING HE MIGHT CANCEL
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ELON'S SUBSIDIES AND CONTRACTS.
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I GUESS IN THE END HE DID SAVE
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THE TAXPAYER MONEY.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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HE NOW SAYS HE MIGHT START HIS
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OWN POLITICAL PARTY-- WOW.
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THAT COULD BE INTERESTING.
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I DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE READY FOR
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A PARTY FROM A GUY WHO'S ON
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MUSHROOMS, ECSTASY, AND
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KETAMINE.
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ALTHOUGH THE CONVENTION DOES
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SOUND LIKE A BLAST.
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WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW!
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STEPHANIE RUHLE AND JONAH
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GOLDBERG ARE HERE, BUT FIRST...
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SHE'S A COMEDIAN, WRITER,
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PRODUCER, AND HOST OF THE "GOOD
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SHE'S CURRENTLY TOURING
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NATIONWIDE WITH HER LATEST
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STAND-UP SHOW, "BIG BABY":
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WHITNEY CUMMINGS.
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♪ ♪
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WHILE THE NEW DAY.
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THERE'S SO MUCH TO BE UPSET
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ABOUT.
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I'M GOOD TO.
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IF YOU GO DOMINIC RAAB IN AN
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ALCOHOLIC HOME, THIS IS YOUR
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Bill: I SENT OUT THE BAT
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SIGNAL FOR YOU, WE'RE GOING TO
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TALK ABOUT-- I AM OBSESSED WITH
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ROBOTS.
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THEY ARE TAKING OVER.
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I HAVE A SEX ROBOT, I'LL GIVE
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IT TO YOU FOR A STEAL, I WILL
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NEGOTIATE WITH YOU $10 FINAL
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OFFER.
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Bill: I WANT YOU HERE
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YOU'RE LESS SPECIAL, ONE OF THE
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RECENT ONES IT WAS A LOT ABOUT
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ROBOTS.
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YOU DID A LOT OF DEEP DIVING
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INTO THE SUBJECT AND I THOUGHT I
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GOT TO GET HER HERE TO TALK
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ABOUT THIS, THE ONLY THING I CAN
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THINK ABOUT IT'S HAPPENING AND
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CHANGING SO RAPIDLY, I DON'T
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THINK PEOPLE ARE ON TO IT.
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WHERE ARE YOU WITH WHAT'S GOING
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ON WITH ROBOTS?
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YOU HAD YOUR OWN ROBOT, YOU HAVE
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ROBOT WHITNEY.
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THERE'S ROBOT WHITNEY.
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[LAUGHTER]
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CAN YOU TELL WHICH IS WHICH?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I HAD A ROBOT MADE IN MY
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LIKENESS FOR A STAND UP SPECIAL
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WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT ROBOTS
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AND THE IMPLICATIONS, I HAVE A
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SPECIAL CALLED "CAN I TOUCH IT"
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IT IS ON NETFLIX NOW AND I DID
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LEARN A LOT.
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I THOUGHT I WOULD END UP LOOKING
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LIKE A CRAPPY SCARECROW I
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THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A
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I WENT DOWN TO THE TECHNOLOGY
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WAS SO GOOD I ENDED UP PUTTING
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Bill: WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
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MAYBE FIVE YEARS AGO?
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A LOT HAS CHANGED, BEFORE
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ChatGPT.
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I DO STILL HAVE THE ROBOT,
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THIS IS WHAT NOBODY WARNS YOU
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ABOUT IF YOU GET A ROBOT IN YOUR
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LIKENESS WHAT HAPPENS AS YOU AGE
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AND THEY DON'T.
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SO YOU END UP HAVING, YOU HAVE
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THIS BITCH IN YOUR PODCAST
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STUDIO THAT'S YOUR FORMER FACE
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BEFORE THE LIFE WAS DRAINED OUT
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I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO
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WITH HER NOW-- DO I AGE HER UP?
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I'M NOT GETTING BOTOX, I QUIT
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GETTING BOTOX.
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I FIND IT ODD THAT YOU WANT TO
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LOOK AS YOUNG AS POSSIBLE-- WHY
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YOU'RE TRYING TO BAIT PEDOPHILES
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Bill: YOU LOOK GREAT.
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I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHEN
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I'M MAD AT THEM.
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I THINK IT'S HELPFUL.
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I WONDER WITH THE ROBOTS I GUESS
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I'M NOT AS SCARED BECAUSE I FEEL
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LIKE HUMANS ARE ALREADY TURNING
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INTO ROBOTS IN THE WAY.
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I THINK WE ARE BEHAVING IN A
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ROBOTIC WAY SAYING THINGS
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PROGRAMMED TO SAY WITHOUT
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HUMANS RIGHT NOW LOOK LIKE
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GLITCHING ROBOTS TO ME AND I
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WONDER SOMETIMES, HALF THE TIME
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I TAKE THAT QUIZ ON THE WEBSITES
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TO ASK ME FROM A ROBOT OR NOT
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HALF THE TIME I GET THE QUIZ
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WRONG.
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DOES A SHADOW OF A BIKE COUNT IS
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A BIKE?
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WHY AM I LOOKING AT A GRAINY
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PHOTO OF A CRACK HOUSE, AM A
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ROBOT?
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ALL THE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN
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ABOUT BEING ONLINE AND TROLLS,
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HALF OF ONLINE ACTIVITY NOW IS
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TROLLS, WE ARE ENGAGING WITH
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THEM AND TALKING WITH THEM
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ACTING AS IF THEY ARE HUMAN, WE
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ALL KNOW SOMEONE-- ME-- WHO
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STROLLS LIKE A ROBOT AND WE ARE
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LIKE ALREADY ALREADY THERE WITH
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HER OWN FLESH BODIES?
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IT'S HARD TO TELL.
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Bill: I SEE ARE NOT TAKING
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THIS AS SERIOUSLY--
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IT'S OKAY.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M REALLY
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WORRIED ABOUT, WE WILL
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ANTHROPOMORPHIZE THEM AND START
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Bill: ALREADY!
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PEOPLE HAVE BOYFRIENDS AND
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GIRLFRIENDS.
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THEY HAVE AI BOYFRIENDS.
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TOTALLY, YES.
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IT'S FASCINATING BECAUSE I'M ONE
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OF THOSE PEOPLE ONE YOU SEE A
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ROOM BUT GETS STUCK UNDER THE
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COUCH I'M LIKE BUDDY-- I HAVE
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THIS ROBOT THAN EVERYONE IS LIKE
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WHERE IS SHE, I WOULD LOVE TO
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THROW HER AWAY.
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EVEN WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOM I'M
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LIKE DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE TV
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ON?
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I FEEL BAD.
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I THINK WE PROJECT.
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EYE OF COURSE WORRY ABOUT WITH
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THE ROBOTS ARE GOING TO DO BUT I
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WORRY ABOUT WHAT HUMANS ARE
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GOING TO DO TO EACH OTHER TRYING
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TO PROTECT ROBOTS THEY PROJECTED
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Bill: I'M AFRAID TO INSULT
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I USED TO SWEAR AT MY CAR, I'M
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NOT PROUD OF IT--
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THE CAR IS A SHE, I THINK
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THAT'S WHY GUYS YELL AT THEIR
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CAR SO MUCH.
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Bill: THE BOYS AS A WOMAN.
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WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A
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Bill: I DIDN'T MAKE THE
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CAR!
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I TALK TO IT, AN INANIMATE
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OBJECT IN A WAY I DON'T HAVE
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REAL LIFE.
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NO YOU DUMB BITCH, I DID NOT.
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KNOW I'M AFRAID TO DO THAT.
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I TREAT MY CAR VERY POLITELY,
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THAT'S SICK.
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I GET OUT OF THAT CAR I TREAT
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THE CAR LIKE I'M ON A DATE AND
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THE FATHER HAS MONEY.
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IT IS WILD, LOOKING AT THIS
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WHOLE THING WITH ELON TAKING
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THESE DRUGS I'M LIKE MAYBE THIS
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IS GOOD BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE
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GOING TO BE AS COMPASSIONATE AS
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THE PEOPLE MAKING THE ROBOTS.
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I'M LIKE TAKE ALL THE MUSHROOMS
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YOU NEED TO TAKE.
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WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.
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WAITED TO MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE
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BUILDING THE ROBOTS AREN'T
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Bill: YOU HAD A BABY--
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN
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Bill: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE
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YOU HAD A BABY.
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YOU LOOK THINNER THAN EVER.
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THANK YOU.
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Bill: HOW DOES THE BABY FIT
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IN W WITH THE ROBOTS?
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MY ROBOT BREASTFED THE BABY,
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THERE'S ALREADY MICROPLASTICS IN
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OUR BREAST MILK IT MIGHT BE
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SAFER.
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IT HAS BEEN AN ENLIGHTENING
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EXPERIENCE I'M GLAD THAT I DID
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IT I DIDN'T HAVE A CHILD UNTIL
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WAY LATER IN LIFE, I NEVER
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THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD HAPPEN FOR
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ME AND I HAD A KID WITH A
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STRANGER OUT OF NOWHERE AT 40,
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WHITE TRASH UNTIL I DIE.
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[LAUGHTER]
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE
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WEST VIRGINIA OUT OF THIS ONE.
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Bill: YOU'RE RAISING IT
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ALONE?
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I AM COPARENTING WITH A
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COMPLETE STRANGER.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Bill: THEN THEY'RE NOT A
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STRANGER, YOU MUST HAVE TO MAKE
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ARRANGEMENTS.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S WITH A ROBOT COMES IN.
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Bill: I DON'T WANT TO PRY.
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PLEASE, IT'S BEEN FASCINATING
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I'VE BEEN ON THIS JOURNEY
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THROUGH MOTHERHOOD WHERE I'VE
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ALWAYS BEEN A LIBERAL PERSON,
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MAYBE EVEN A LIBTARD, ONCE YOU
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HAVE A KID YOU START HAVING
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AS SOON AS I HAD A KID I WAS
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LIKE I NEED A GUN COME ON NOW.
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BECAUSE I HAVE COYOTES IN MY
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BEFORE I HAD A KID I WAS LIKE
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THEY COEXIST WITH US, THEY WERE
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HERE FIRST.
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I'M IN THE COYOTES HOME, NO I'M
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LIKE LET'S MAKE HATS OUT OF
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THEM, LET'S MAKE BOOTS, COYOTE
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EARRINGS OUT OF THEIR EYEBALLS.
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Bill: DO YOU TAKE THE KID
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ON THE ROAD?
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SOMETIMES, IT DEPENDS.
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Bill: HOW OLD NOW?
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A YEAR AND A HALF.
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[APPLAUSE]
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THANK YOU!
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I GET APPLAUSE
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IT'S LITERALLY THE LEAST
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IMPRESSIVE THING IS EVER DONE,
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ALL I DID WAS LIE THERE.
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Bill: USUALLY THE AUDIENCE
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APPLAUSE ONE YEAR REALLY OLD--
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A YEAR AND A HALF?
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HE MADE IT TO A YEAR AND A HALF!
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I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE
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OLDER THEY ARE SHOCKED I
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SURVIVED CHILDBIRTH OR SOMETHIN
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SOMETHING.
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Bill: HOW DOES THAT WORK,
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HOW CAN YOU HAVE A KID ON THE
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ROAD WHO WATCHES THEM WHEN
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YOU'RE ON?
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HIS BIOLOGICAL MOTHER, MY
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NANNY TAKES A VERY GOOD OF HIM.
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I HAVE SOMEONE WHO HELPS BUT
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IT'S BEEN A WILD WAY TO SEE
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THINGS FROM A DIFFERENT
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ONCE YOU HAVE A KID YOU START
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LOOKING AT EVERYTHING
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I USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH
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SCIENTIFIC STUDIES THAT'S ONE
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WAY PEOPLE LIKE US FEEL LIKE WE
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HAVE CONTROL IN THE WORLD TO.
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BUT I LOOK AT THINGS SO
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DIFFERENTLY NOW.
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YOU KNOW THE STUDY GIRLS MATURE
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FASTER THAN BOYS?
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Bill: WHO NEEDS A STUDY TO
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[LAUGHTER]
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S 43
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YEARS OLD STILL AT COACHELLA, IT
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ENDED TWO MONTHS AGO.
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SHE'S LOOKING FOR HER CHARGER--
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MAYBE GIRLS MATURE FASTER THAN
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BOYS BUT NOW THAT I HAVE A KID
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I'M LIKE WHO IS PUTTING BOYS AND
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GIRLS IN A CAGE TO STUDY THEM,
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LIKE WAS MATURING FASTER?
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I DON'T KNOW IF WE NEED THIS--
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YOU JUST START SEEING THINGS
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SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY.
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Bill: I KNOW YOU HAVE SAID
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I'M TOO LEFT FOR THE RIGHT AND
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TO WRITE FOR THE LEFT AND I FEEL
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LIKE I'M IN THE SAME PLACE.
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WHEN PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH PEOPLE
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LIKE US THEY SAY WE ARE
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DO YOU GET THAT A LOT?
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YOU'VE CHANGED?
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I HOPE SO.
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I REALLY HOPE I DON'T HAVE THE
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SAME THOUGHTS I HAD WHEN I WAS
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20 YEARS OLD.
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THAT'S FASCINATING TO ME THAT
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PEOPLE COME AT YOU AND SAY
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CONSPIRACY THEORISTS.
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I HAD THIS JOURNALIST FROM
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"NEW YORK MAGAZINE" AND SHE JUST
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WANTED TO HATE ME AFTER I DID
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THIS THING ON CNN ON
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NEW YEAR'S EVE IT WAS LIFE AND
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I'VE RATTLED OFF A BUNCH OF
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THINGS THAT I THOUGHT THE
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ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA WOULD NEVER
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MORE FOR COMEDY AND I SAID HOW
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COME TWO CHEFS-- TO GO
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PRESIDENTIAL CHEFS DROWNED?
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SHE CAME OVER AND SHE WAS LIKE
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BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT CONSPIRACY
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THEORY ABOUT THE CHEFS.
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AND I WAS LIKE IS THAT A
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CONSPIRACY THEORY?
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I RESEARCH OF HARDCORE, I CALLED
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JOE ROGAN AND ASKED!
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SHE SAID DO YOU WANT SOME TIME
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I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT THERE
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WAS THE GUY WHO WAS BUSH AND THE
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CLINTONS CHEF WHO DROWNED THE
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END OF THE OBAMA CHEF WHO
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RECENTLY DROWNED AND SHE WAS
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LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
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JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNEW IT
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BEFORE YOU DOESN'T MAKE ME A
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CONSPIRACY THEORIST.
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THERE'S A NEW THING I GUESS IF
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WE ARE IN DIFFERENT ALGORITHMS
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WE ARE TO THINK DIFFERENT THING
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I CALLED A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE--
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AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS A NEW SONG OUT
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AND I WAS LIKE AVRIL TO MEET HAS
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A NEW SONG OUTGOING TO HER SHOW
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WAS ONE OF OUR THINGS.
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SHE'S LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS
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BEEN DEAD FOR TEN YEARS.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I FEEL LIKE OUR ALGORITHMS ARE
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TEARING US APART.
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IT'S FASCINATING BUT AFTER I DID
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THAT ON CNN, CONSPIRACY
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THEORISTS THINK I'M THEIR
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Bill: THIS IS STILL THE WAY
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YOU TALK ON THE PHONE?
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[LAUGHTER]
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IT'S ACTUALLY A BANANA.
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Bill: AS LONG AS WE ARE
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COMICS WE WILL DO THIS.
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YOU HAVE TO.
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BUT THE ROBOTS WILL HAVE TAKEN
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OVER.
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AND WE'LL STILL BE DOING THIS.
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I DON'T KNOW, PEOPLE COME UP
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TO ME NOW IN AIRPORTS AND THEY
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WILL BE LIKE LOVE YOU ON CNN,
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PANDAS ARE FAKE.
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[LAUGHTER]
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PIGEONS ARE DRONES, IT'S A
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LITTLE FAR FOR ME.
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Bill: THAT ONE IS TRUE.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BABY
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PIGEON?
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Bill: FUCK.
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[LAUGHTER]
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THANK YOU FOR COMING BY.
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WHITNEY CUMMINGS EVERYBODY!
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NEW MOM, ROBOT OWNER.
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LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!
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♪ ♪
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HE'S A CO-FOUNDER OF THE
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DISPATCH AND HOST OF "THE
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REMNANT" PODCAST: JONAH
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GOLDBERG.
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SHE'S A SENIOR BUSINESS ANALYST
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AND HOST OF MSNBC'S "THE 11TH
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HOUR WITH STEPHANIE RUHLE":
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STEPHANIE RUHLE.
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[APPLAUSE]
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WELCOME, LIKE I SAID THERE'S SO
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MANY PROBLEMS TO THINK ABOUT,
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THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER I'M
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GOING TO DWELL ON IT UNTIL WE
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REALIZE IT WHICH WILL BE IN
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ABOUT FOUR WEEKS WHEN IT
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AND WE ARE GOING INTO DEBT AND
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OF COURSE MOMMY AND DADDY ARE
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FIGHTING.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I JUST WANT TO SAY AND YOU CAN
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COMMENT AS YOU WILL-- I FEEL
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LIKE THE UPSHOT OF THE WHOLE
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DOGE THING AND THE ELON ERA IS
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GOING TO BE ONE OF THE DUST
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CLEARS AND ALL THE SILLY
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FIGHTING IS OVER, THAT WE DID
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GET SOME CLOSURE ABOUT THE
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WE SENT IN A GUY WHO WAS AS MEAN
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AS HE COULD BE ABOUT IT TO LOOK
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FOR ALL THE BLOAT AND I SEE IN
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THE PAPER TODAY, THEY ARE
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REHIRING PEOPLE.
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YOU ARE UNFIRED!
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THE MONEY IS WHERE IT HAS ALWAYS
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BEEN, NOT WITH THE POST OFFICE,
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NOT WITH THE PEOPLE JUST DOING
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THEIR REGULAR JOBS, IT'S THE
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SOCIAL SECURITY, IT'S THE
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00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,671
MEDICARE, IT'S THE SERVICE ON
521
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,273
THE DEBT, AND IT'S THE PENTAGON.
522
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,774
IT'S WHERE IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN,
523
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,009
IT HASN'T CHANGED AND NOW THAT
524
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,844
TRUMP HAS HIS BIG, BEAUTIFUL
525
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,913
BILL, WE ARE SEEING NO ONE EVER
526
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,247
HAS THE GUTS TO ATTACK WHERE THE
527
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:52,883
MONEY REALLY IS, AM I WRONG?
528
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,252
THAT'S WHY DOGE WAS A
529
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:56,687
COLOSSAL WASTED OPPORTUNITY.
530
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,855
BECAUSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
531
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:58,656
WOULD SAY THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T
532
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,424
WORK FOR ME, WE DO WASTE A
533
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,826
TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY.
534
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,895
THERE WAS A CHANCE TO GO INSIDE
535
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,197
THE GOVERNMENT WITH ACTUAL
536
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:06,964
EXPERTS.
537
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,100
PEOPLE TO LOOK AGENCY TO AGENCY.
538
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,035
WE KNOW WE HAVE TOO MUCH
539
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,103
REGULATION AND SHOULD WORK ON
540
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,004
IT.
541
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,639
ELON MUSK ROLLS IN AND
542
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,407
ROUGHSHOD, HE HAS TREMENDOUS
543
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:16,974
BUSINESS EXPERIENCE AND NO
544
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,075
GOVERNMENT EXPERIENCE, HE SAID
545
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,077
HE WAS GOING TO GOT TO GO
546
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,546
TRILLION, THEN WE WERE DOWN TO
547
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,215
150 BILLION AND HE DIDN'T SHOW
548
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:24,982
THE RECEIPTS.
549
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,351
NOW THEY ARE RUSHING TO HIRE
550
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,786
PEOPLE BACK AND FIRING SCORES OF
551
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,421
PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE WEATHER
552
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,057
SERVICE OR SCIENTISTS THAT STUDY
553
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,592
BLACK LUNG IN WEST VIRGINIA WITH
554
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,459
PENNIES.
555
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,994
IT WAS A COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME
556
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,263
AND IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE A
557
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:42,233
SWING, IT IS AT THE BIG, GIANT
558
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,702
THINGS LIKE MEDICARE, MEDICAID,
559
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:45,536
AND SOCIAL SECURITY.
560
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:46,904
ELON MUSK-- I'M NOT SAYING I
561
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:51,008
WANT TO CUT THOSE THINGS--
562
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,943
ELON MUSK WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPY TO
563
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:53,878
CUT THOSE THINGS.
564
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:54,512
HE CONSIDERS SOCIAL SECURITY TO
565
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:58,582
BE A PONZI SCHEME.
566
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,250
THE PROBLEM IS REPUBLICANS CAN'T
567
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,685
GET ELECTED IF YOU WANT TO CUT
568
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:01,819
THOSE THINGS AND THAT'S WHERE
569
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:02,353
THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD.
570
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:05,222
Bill: NO ONE CAN GET
571
00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:06,223
ELECTED IF YOU CUT THEM.
572
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,858
THAT'S A BIG PART OF THE
573
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:08,492
PROBLEM AND I BASICALLY AGREE
574
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,660
WITH YOU, I THINK PART OF THE
575
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:15,399
PROBLEM WAS THAT-- I THINK
576
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,535
THERE'S A LOT OF COST SAVINGS TO
577
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:18,402
BE DONE IN REFORMING AND
578
00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:21,472
STREAMLINING AND MODERNIZING BUT
579
00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:22,206
TAKING THE BUYOUT THING.
580
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,275
AL GORE TRIED THAT IN THE
581
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:24,975
1990s TOO.
582
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:26,410
THE PROBLEM IS IT YOU ARE THE
583
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:27,445
KIND OF PERSON WHO CAN GET A
584
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,613
BETTER JOB ON THE FREE MARKET,
585
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,882
YOU TAKE THE BUYOUTS BECAUSE
586
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:32,850
YOUR SKILLS ARE COMPETITIVE.
587
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,819
IF YOUR DEAD WEIGHT THAT KNOWS
588
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,654
THE ONLY THING YOU'RE USEFUL FOR
589
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:39,056
IS THIS JOB, YOU DON'T TAKE IT
590
00:22:39,557 --> 00:22:40,925
YOU END UP FIRING TALENTED
591
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,460
PEOPLE, LOSING TALENTED PEOPLE
592
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,762
AND KEEPING A LOT OF DEADWEIGHT
593
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,063
THE BASIC PROBLEM WHICH I THINK
594
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:56,006
YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT IS MUSK
595
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:56,874
DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
596
00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:58,275
PEOPLE UP AND SAYING THAT WE
597
00:22:58,276 --> 00:22:59,844
NEED TO RUN GOVERNMENT LIKE A
598
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,045
BUSINESS THE PROBLEM IS
599
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:01,612
GOVERNMENT ISN'T A BUSINESS.
600
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:02,780
IF YOU COME IN LIKE A
601
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,215
SILICON VALLEY GUY SAYING WE ARE
602
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,282
GOING TO BREAK EVERYTHING AND
603
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:07,051
REBUILD ALL THAT STUFF IT
604
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:07,552
DOESN'T WORK FOR LARGE
605
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,053
GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
606
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,622
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THE REAL
607
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:13,390
MONEY IS IN THE BIG ENTITLEMENT
608
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,025
PROGRAMS THAT DO NEED TO BE
609
00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:17,428
Bill: THERE'S GOING TO.
610
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:21,599
THE DEBT IS NOW $29 TRILLION.
611
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,834
THE SERVICE ON THE DEBT IS
612
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,102
EITHER THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING
613
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,872
IN THE BUDGET OR VERY SOON WILL
614
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,841
BE.
615
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:31,408
JUST SERVICING THE DEBT TO.
616
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:34,211
GETS YOU NOTHING ACCEPT PAYING
617
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:37,815
BANKS OFF.
618
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:39,016
SOCIAL SECURITY IS GOING TO GO
619
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,185
INSOLVENT IN 11 YEARS, IS THAT
620
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:43,020
RIGHT?
621
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:43,587
EARLY 30s.
622
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,791
Bill: AND MEDICARE ALSO.
623
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,759
THINK ABOUT THE DIVIDE,
624
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,994
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE SAYING I
625
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,228
WORKED ALL THESE YEARS I PAID IT
626
00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:52,463
OF THE SYSTEM, YOU'RE GOING TO
627
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:53,564
PAY ME THESE BENEFITS AND YOUNG
628
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,567
PEOPLE ARE SAYING-- AND THOSE
629
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,434
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE SHOWING UP
630
00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:58,869
TO VOTE AND YOUNG PEOPLE ARE
631
00:23:58,870 --> 00:23:59,637
SAYING THIS SYSTEM DOESN'T WORK
632
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,272
FOR ME I'M NEVER GOING TO GET
633
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,441
PAID OUT, I WANT TO BREAK THE
634
00:24:04,942 --> 00:24:04,942
NOW YOU'VE GOT POLITICIANS IN
635
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,410
THE MIDDLE.
636
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:07,978
THEY CANNOT GET ELECTED UNLESS
637
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:08,813
THEY ADDRESS THIS SYSTEM AND IF
638
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:09,914
WE DON'T ADDRESS THE SYSTEM WE
639
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:12,449
ARE GOING TO HAVE A HUGE PROBLE
640
00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:13,584
Bill: AND THE PEOPLE WHO
641
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,486
VOTE ARE OLDER.
642
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:18,088
THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO VOTE FOR
643
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:19,490
THAT.
644
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:22,393
WHEN SOCIAL SECURITY STARTED,
645
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:28,799
HOW MANY WORKERS PAID IN 42 NOW
646
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,601
IT'S 2.7?
647
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:33,537
WE WENT TO 42 PAYING IN THE TO
648
00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:38,242
2.7, AND WE'VE LIVED LONGER.
649
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:39,777
WHEN NIKKI HALEY RAISED THE
650
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:41,212
IDEA OF RAISING THE AGE-- I'M
651
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,180
NOT SAYING SHE'S RIGHT OR WRONG
652
00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,014
BUT EVEN REPUBLICANS WENT
653
00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:46,217
BALLISTIC ON HER.
654
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,385
HOW DO WE ADDRESS OUR PROBLEMS?
655
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:49,954
THE ISSUE IS WE DON'T WANT TO.
656
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:52,823
SO MANY PEOPLE SAID I'M GOING TO
657
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:53,824
VOTE FOR TRUMP, HE'S GOING TO
658
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,693
BREAK THE SYSTEM, AND ALL THE
659
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,795
THINGS HE'S BROKEN THE ART OF
660
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,396
SOLVING THE MEDICARE OR MEDICAID
661
00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:00,064
OR SOCIAL SECURITY ISSUES.
662
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:05,069
LOOK AT TARIFFS.
663
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:06,403
MY BIG PROBLEM WITH DOGE AND
664
00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:09,440
IT PROVED GOVERNMENT LIKE A
665
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:16,647
BUSINESS IS WHORISH IT.
666
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,082
HORSE SHITS-- THE
667
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,550
IDEA THAT YOU'RE GETTING RID OF
668
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:23,187
WOKE BASKET WEAVING, BUT THAT'S
669
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,356
FRACTIONS OF A PENNY ON THE
670
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,790
DOLLAR.
671
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:27,992
AT THE END OF THE DAY THE WAY
672
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:30,394
YOU'VE GOT TO FIX THIS IS DOING
673
00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:31,595
SOMETHING PAUL RYAN WAS
674
00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:32,263
DEMONIZED FOR.
675
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,031
THEY SHOWED ADS OF HIM PUSHING
676
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,033
OLD LADIES OFF THE CLIFF.
677
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,434
ANYBODY OVER THE AGE OF 50 WILL
678
00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:38,869
GET THE BENEFITS THAT THEY GET,
679
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:39,837
THE BENEFITS THAT YOU GET ON
680
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,071
SOCIAL SECURITY ARE FAR MORE
681
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:41,839
THAN YOU PAY INTO IT.
682
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,008
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY
683
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,442
IT'S GOING BROKE.
684
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,844
ANYBODY BELOW 50 YOU'RE GOING TO
685
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:47,811
CHANGE THE STRUCTURE OVER THIS
686
00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:49,680
SO WE CAN EXTEND THE LIFE OF
687
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,316
THIS THING AND IT WAS DEMONIZED.
688
00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:53,851
THE PROBLEM NOW IS THE
689
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,252
DEMOCRATIC PARTY WHICH HAS
690
00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:56,687
COMPLETELY BOUGHT INTO THIS
691
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:57,655
MYTHOLOGY THAT THESE ENTITLEMENT
692
00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,623
PROGRAMS CAN GO ON FOREVER AND
693
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,592
THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH THEM,
694
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,460
THAT'S NOW A BIPARTISAN THING.
695
00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,863
DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT GIVE A
696
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,364
RATS ASS ABOUT TRIMMING
697
00:26:07,865 --> 00:26:10,000
Bill: THEY NEVER DID.
698
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:14,038
AT LEAST THEY LIED ABOUT IT.
699
00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:14,539
Bill: AT LEAST THEY LIED
700
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:15,472
ABOUT IT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
701
00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,975
[APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER]
702
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:19,710
PAUL RYAN IS A FRIEND OF MINE,
703
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:20,611
PAUL RYAN REALLY BELIEVED THAT
704
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,113
HE JUST COULDN'T CLOSE THE DEAL
705
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:24,048
AND NOW NEITHER PARTY IS
706
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:25,950
ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN FIXING IT
707
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,218
AND THAT'S THE DILEMMA.
708
00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:29,687
WE ARE GOING TO LOOK BACK ON
709
00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:30,721
DOGE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
710
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,289
TO CUT AND THE ONLY THING IT DID
711
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:35,759
WAS HURT, IT DIDN'T ANYTHING
712
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:39,163
WE WERE ALL GOING TO GET $5,000
713
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,364
CHECKS, GIVE ME A BREAK.
714
00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:41,365
IT WAS BILL GATES WHO TOOK A
715
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:42,633
LOOK AT IT AND HONESTLY SAID THE
716
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,735
RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS
717
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:45,970
KILLING THE POOREST CHILDREN IN
718
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,272
THE WORLD AND WHAT DOES THAT GET
719
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:53,978
IT ONLY HURTS HUMANITY.
720
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:54,845
[APPLAUSE]
721
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,047
Bill: I HAVE MORE BAD NEWS,
722
00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,816
THERE WILL ALSO BE NO ONE LEFT
723
00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:02,252
WITH A JOB TO PAY TAXES TO HAVE
724
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:03,787
ANYTHING LEFT IN THE BUDGET TO.
725
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,889
ARE YOU TAKING US TO THE
726
00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:08,158
'S BE WHAT I AM TAKING YOU TO
727
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,026
THE ROBOTS.
728
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:12,029
THE CEO OF ANTHROPIC, ONE OF THE
729
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:13,230
MOST POWERFUL CREATORS OF
730
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:14,732
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AS THE
731
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,000
GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO STOP
732
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:16,967
SUGARCOATING THE POSSIBLE MASS
733
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,436
ELIMINATION OF JOBS.
734
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:20,237
IT'S COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE
735
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:23,007
TO ME, WE SEE IT ALREADY.
736
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:25,609
HE SAYS AI COULD WIPE OUT HALF
737
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,044
OF ALL ENTRY-LEVEL WHITE-COLLAR
738
00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:27,678
JOBS.
739
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,279
WE KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
740
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,981
WITH BLUE-COLLAR JOBS, I SAW
741
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:31,782
LAST WEEK SOME TRUCKING COMPANY
742
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,517
I THINK THEY WERE CALLED AURORA
743
00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:36,220
HAVE A TRUCK ALREADY THAT DROVE
744
00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:45,896
1200 MILES-- IT DIDN'T, WAYNE O
745
00:27:46,397 --> 00:27:50,401
IT IS GOING TO BE WAYMO MISERY,
746
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:52,002
NO ONE IS GOING TO HAVE A JOB
747
00:27:52,503 --> 00:28:04,648
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
748
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:05,282
I AGREE WITH SOMETHING THAT
749
00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:05,883
WHITNEY ALLUDED TO EARLIER THE
750
00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:06,483
THING THAT SCARES ME THE MOST
751
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:07,117
ABOUT AI STUFF IS THAT IT'S GOOD
752
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:07,751
TO RUN OUR LIVES IT'S PEOPLE WHO
753
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:08,352
THINK AI SHOULD RUN OUR LIVES
754
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:08,919
WILL MAKE THE CASE THAT AI
755
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,020
THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TURN IT
756
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,055
INTO A CULT AND HAND US OVER TO
757
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,457
ROBOTS ARE GOING TO GET TOO MUCH
758
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:14,591
POWER.
759
00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:16,994
THAT SAID I DON'T TRUST ANYBODY
760
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,630
WHO RUNS AN AI COMPANY WHO SAYS
761
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:20,564
IT'S GOING TO HAVE THIS RADICAL
762
00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:23,233
EFFECT BECAUSE THAT'S THEM
763
00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:24,435
TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT THEIR
764
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:25,469
OWN COMPANY IS.
765
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,004
IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE
766
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:28,172
ENTIRELY WRONG WITH US A LOT OF
767
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,606
HYPE THAT COMES FROM PEOPLE IN
768
00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:30,741
THE AI BUSINESS ABOUT HOW
769
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:31,842
TRANSFORMATIVE IT IS THAT WE
770
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,644
HAVEN'T SEEN YET TO.
771
00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:36,180
Bill: IT CAN DO A LOT OF
772
00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:36,947
JOBS.
773
00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:38,816
IT'S GOING TO BE DISRUPTIVE
774
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:40,284
BUT THE HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY IS
775
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:41,552
ALWAYS DISRUPTIVE.
776
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,419
Bill: NOT LIKE THIS.
777
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:45,155
I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT.
778
00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:46,890
THERE WERE GOING TO BE
779
00:28:47,391 --> 00:28:49,993
BIDEN HAD A PROGRAM CALLED THE
780
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:52,062
AI SAFETY INSTITUTION.
781
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,597
HOWARD LUTNICK, THE COMMERCE
782
00:28:54,098 --> 00:28:55,766
HE SAYS "WE AREN'T GOING TO
783
00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:57,234
REGULATE IT."
784
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,002
HE CHANGE THE TITLE, NOW IT'S
785
00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:00,337
THE CENTER FOR AI INNOVATION.
786
00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,072
THEY ARE JUST GOOD TO WHISTLE
787
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,273
PAST THE GRAVEYARD.
788
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:05,542
THE SAME THING THE ENVIRONMENT,
789
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,778
THE DEATH, FUCKING ROBOTS, YES.
790
00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:09,947
WE ARE ALL DOING THE SAME THING
791
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:12,182
IN THE ARGUMENT IS WE CAN'T LET
792
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,083
CHINA WIN.
793
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:18,188
IS THAT REALLY THE ARGUMENT?
794
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:20,457
I GET THE RATIONALE FOR THIS.
795
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:24,962
IT'S AN ARMS RACE OF SORTS.
796
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:26,330
WHAT IF NOT LETTING CHINA WIND
797
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:30,033
MAKES US ALL LOSE?
798
00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:32,002
HAVING NO GUARD RAILS SERVES
799
00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:33,871
NO ONE BUT THESE AI INNOVATORS
800
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,072
THAT WANT NO RULES.
801
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:36,840
THIS IS LIKE MY SONS SAYING WE
802
00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:39,009
WANT NO RULES AND WANTED
803
00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:40,777
THEY'RE GOING TO WANT THAT FOR
804
00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:41,745
TWO WEEKS, THEN ALL THE
805
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:42,846
FURNITURE IS GOING TO BE IN THE
806
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:45,082
POOL AND THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE
807
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,250
HOUSE BUT BOY TO THOSE BOYS HAVE
808
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:50,888
A GREAT EXPERIENCE.
809
00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:54,958
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
810
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:55,926
ELON MUSK AND OTHERS WERE GET ON
811
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,794
THE ROCKETS AND TO GO.
812
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,763
WHAT WE NEED A SMART REGULATION.
813
00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:01,532
THERE IS THIS IDEA THAT
814
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,333
REGULATION STANDS IN THE WAY OF
815
00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:04,401
PROGRESS.
816
00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:08,105
WE NEED SMART, GOOD REGULATION.
817
00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:13,243
[APPLAUSE]
818
00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:14,978
I'M FINE WITH SOME REGULATION
819
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,614
OF AI, I'M NOT A HUGE AI
820
00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:18,415
BOOSTER.
821
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:19,816
I THINK YOU SAID BEFORE ABOUT
822
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,752
ITS BEING TOO FAR LEFT FOR THE
823
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,387
RIGHT AND TOO FAR RIGHT FOR THE
824
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:24,555
LEFT, I'M MUCH MORE SKEPTICAL
825
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:25,689
WHEN I LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO ARE
826
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:28,792
HUGE AI BOOSTERS AND I MUCH MORE
827
00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:29,393
SKEPTICAL WHEN PEOPLE TOTALLY
828
00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:32,196
DISMISS AI.
829
00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:34,631
ENTRY LEVEL JOBS, A LOT OF-- IF
830
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,133
YOU'RE A PARALEGAL, DOCUMENT
831
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,902
REVIEW, AI IS COMING FOR YOUR
832
00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:40,103
JOB.
833
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:42,172
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT INCREASE
834
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,608
PRODUCTIVITY DOESN'T TRANSLATE
835
00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:45,842
INTO NEW JOBS AND NEW THINGS
836
00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:48,812
BEING CREATED, IT IS GOING TO BE
837
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,847
REALLY DISRUPTIVE FOR A WHILE.
838
00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:51,582
Bill: LIKE WHAT?
839
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:55,385
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF THAT.
840
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:57,387
AI GO THROUGH IS THIS COMPANY,
841
00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,656
TAKES ALL THE PROGRAMMING JOBS
842
00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:01,325
COME ENTRY-LEVEL JOBS,
843
00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,826
CONSULTANT-- THAT BULLSHIT JOB
844
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,596
IS DEFINITELY GOING AWAY.
845
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,331
I SEE PEOPLE DO IT ALREADY,
846
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:11,969
ChatGPT ON THEIR PHONE.
847
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,237
THESE COMPANIES ARE ADOPTING
848
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:17,040
AI TO PRODUCE SOMETHING.
849
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,242
Bill: FIRE WORKERS, MAKE
850
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:21,178
MORE MONEY, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE
851
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,248
THAN THAT MONEY GETS SPENT ON
852
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,249
THINGS.
853
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:25,750
THE JOBS THAT REQUIRE--
854
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,718
Bill: NO ONE HAS ANY MONEY
855
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,554
TO BUY WITH IT.
856
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,255
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE
857
00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:35,158
REPLACED BY AI.
858
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,560
Bill: I'M NOT TYPICAL, THIS
859
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,794
IS NOT A TYPICAL JOB.
860
00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:39,796
YOU'RE RIGHT, I HOPE I WILL NOT
861
00:31:39,797 --> 00:31:43,166
BE REPLACED BY AI.
862
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:45,168
BUT IT ALREADY CAN WRITE JOKES,
863
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:50,641
THEY DO START FUCKING GOOD TO.
864
00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,377
UNDERWHELMED--
865
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,646
Bill: THIS IS A
866
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:58,815
CYBERSECURITY PLATFORM--
867
00:31:59,316 --> 00:32:01,551
THE CEO SAID WHEN IT COMES TO
868
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:02,919
DECISIONS OF HOW WE HAVE TO
869
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,921
IMPLEMENT IT OR SECURE AGAINST
870
00:32:04,922 --> 00:32:07,324
IT, SIX WEEK BASIS.
871
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,393
IN OTHER WORDS WE CAN'T PLAN
872
00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:10,827
ANYTHING MORE THAN SIX WEEKS
873
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,262
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW FAST IT IS
874
00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:15,532
CHANGING, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
875
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:16,767
WHAT WE NEED IS THE SMARTEST
876
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,735
PEOPLE WORKING ON IT AND I WANT
877
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:19,736
TO GO BACK TO HOWARD LUTNICK
878
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:20,871
SAYING WE AREN'T GOING TO
879
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,806
REGULATE IT TO.
880
00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:24,675
IN 2022 HALF OF THE GRADUATES IN
881
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,109
THE UNITED STATES THAT RECEIVED
882
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,844
A DOCTORATE DEGREES IN AN AI
883
00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:31,014
FIELD, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WERE?
884
00:32:31,515 --> 00:32:34,384
WE ARE NOW SAYING WE DON'T WANT
885
00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,119
INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS HERE, WE
886
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:36,920
ARE DEFUNDING UNIVERSITIES, IF
887
00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:38,755
WE WANT TO HAVE THE SMARTEST AND
888
00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:39,389
THE BEST LET'S HAVE THOSE PEOPLE
889
00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,391
WORKING ON IT.
890
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,194
HALF THE PEOPLE WHO START AI
891
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:44,928
COMPANIES ARE IMMIGRANTS.
892
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:46,129
Bill: TOTALLY AGREE WITH
893
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:46,997
THAT, GOING TO GET TO THAT ISSUE
894
00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,766
IN A MINUTES.
895
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:51,401
LET'S GET ALL THE BAD NEWS OUT
896
00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:52,636
OF THE WAY NOW, I HAVE ONE MORE
897
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,706
BIT OF TERRIBLE NEWS.
898
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,774
IN TOUCH MAGAZINE--
899
00:32:57,775 --> 00:33:00,844
THIS IS THE LAST ISSUE.
900
00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:02,079
IT'S GOING OUT OF BUSINESS, WE
901
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,182
ALL GREW UP ON IT.
902
00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:06,450
[LAUGHTER]
903
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:08,719
JUST GO WITH THE PREMISE, WILL
904
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,786
YOU?
905
00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,655
THE AGE OF MAGAZINE IS REALLY
906
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:12,956
DIANE, WE ARE IN THE TIKTOK AGE
907
00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:14,825
AND SOCIAL MEDIA.
908
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:19,429
TOO BAD, I LOVED IN TOUCH.
909
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,464
VISITED MAGAZINE COMING OUT
910
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:27,571
CALLED "OUT OF TOUCH."
911
00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:29,005
IT'S LEANING INTO THE FACT THAT
912
00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:30,207
IT'S NOT THE AGE OF MAGAZINES,
913
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,375
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF
914
00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:39,583
THE ARTICLES?
915
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,318
IT'S RI RIGHT IN THE COVER!
916
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:45,223
ELLEN PAGE: FUN, FLIRTY, SHORT
917
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,059
PLANNING YOUR PLANTATION
918
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:54,097
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
919
00:33:54,598 --> 00:33:54,598
THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT OF TOUCH.
920
00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:55,632
3 EASY EGG RECIPES FOR UNDER 5
921
00:33:55,633 --> 00:34:01,071
DOLLARS.
922
00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:01,572
[LAUGHTER]
923
00:34:02,072 --> 00:34:02,072
WIN AN INTERNSHIP WITH P.
924
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:05,642
DIDDY!
925
00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:06,209
DOES JARED FROM SUBWAY STILL
926
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:11,848
WANT KIDS?
927
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:14,151
[LAUGHTER]
928
00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:22,025
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE BRUCE JENNER.
929
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:24,828
[LAUGHTER]
930
00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:25,329
CAN ANYTHING STOP BETO O'ROURKE?
931
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:30,100
SOMETHING POLITICAL!
932
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:31,435
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
933
00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:32,035
NEW YORK, NEW YORK: PERFECT
934
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:40,210
DESTINATION FOR HEALTHCARE CEOS!
935
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:40,711
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
936
00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:47,717
GENE HACKMAN: WHERE IS HE NOW?
937
00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:53,924
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
938
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,425
EVERYTHING I DO IS TOO SOON,
939
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:56,326
IT'S THE BRAND HERE.
940
00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:58,195
LET'S GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE
941
00:34:58,196 --> 00:34:59,196
SAYING ABOUT IMMIGRATION I
942
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:00,664
COULDN'T AGREE MORE, WE ARE
943
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:01,431
HAVING A BRAIN DRAIN AND IT
944
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:02,833
COULD WIND UP BEING ONE OF THE
945
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,801
WORST THINGS ABOUT THINGS WE
946
00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:05,769
DON'T LIKE THAT ARE GOING OUT OF
947
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,504
THIS ADMINISTRATION, WE ARE
948
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,206
HAVING A BRAIN DRAIN.
949
00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:11,808
OUR SECRET SAUCE WAS WE STEAL
950
00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:12,542
THE BREAST OF BRAINS FROM AROUND
951
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,945
THE WORLD AND NOW A LOT OF THE
952
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,614
BEST BRAINS ARE BUGGING OUT.
953
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:22,419
FOR THE DEMOCRATS, THEY REALLY
954
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:25,155
DID NOT DO THEIR BRAND A FAVOR
955
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,156
BY HAVING OPEN BORDERS BECAUSE
956
00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:31,728
I'M SURE YOU SAW THIS WEEK A GUY
957
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:37,434
NAMED MOHAMMED SOLIMAN TURNED A
958
00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:39,202
GARDEN HOSE INTO A FLAMETHROWER
959
00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:40,070
AND ATTACKED ELDERLY JEWISH
960
00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:41,671
WHEN THEY DO HEINOUS, THEY
961
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,140
REALLY DO HEINOUS.
962
00:35:44,141 --> 00:35:46,209
THE GLOBAL INTIFADA IS COMING
963
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:46,977
HERE.
964
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,912
YOU SAY THIS OFTEN ENOUGH AS
965
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:51,781
THEY HAVE ON CAMPUS, BRING THE
966
00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:53,049
INTIFADA HERE, LET'S HAVE IT ALL
967
00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:54,718
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO THIS KIND
968
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,620
OF THING.
969
00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:59,556
THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY LOOK
970
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,625
AT SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND SAY
971
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:02,392
LET'S GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THE
972
00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:05,262
COUNTRY AND THIS IS WHERE WE AR
973
00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:07,998
I AGREE WITH YOU ENTIRELY,
974
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,032
WHEN PEOPLE SAY GLOBALIZE THE
975
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:09,833
INTIFADA THAT'S WHAT THEY MEAN I
976
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:13,637
AGREE ENTIRELY.
977
00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:14,671
WHAT I DISAGREE WITH IS THE
978
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,340
METAPHOR OF BRAIN DRAIN.
979
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:18,775
BRAIN DRAIN IS SOMETHING YOU TRY
980
00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:19,943
TO FIGHT.
981
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:21,077
STATES HAVE BRAIN DRAINS, YOUNG
982
00:36:21,078 --> 00:36:24,047
PEOPLE-- THIS IS A BRAIN FLUSH.
983
00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:25,982
THIS IS A DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO
984
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:30,754
PUSH OUT FOREIGN STUDENTS,
985
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:31,888
PROFESSORS, ALL THAT KIND OF
986
00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:34,791
I'M VERY MUCH IN FAVOR OF
987
00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:37,327
FIGHTING ANTI-SEMITISM AT
988
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:39,563
HARVARD I DON'T GET THE FLEX OF
989
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:40,263
CANCELING CANCER RESEARCH TO
990
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:43,133
FIGHT ANTI-SEMITISM.
991
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,734
THIS IS A STEPHEN MILLER THING
992
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:47,537
WHICH IS THEY BASICALLY TRY TO
993
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,373
CLAIM WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A
994
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,575
CIVILIZATIONAL CRISIS AND
995
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,109
ANYBODY WHO IS AN IMMIGRANT HERE
996
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:56,413
IS A THREAT TO THE SOCIETY AND I
997
00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,081
Bill: THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE
998
00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:02,719
SAYING BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE.
999
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,521
FOR SURE COME OUT WE CAN MAKE
1000
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:06,222
Bill: IS THERE A CASE TO BE
1001
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,991
MADE FOR ASKING SOMEONE WHEN
1002
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:09,526
THEY COME IN TO THIS COUNTRY
1003
00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:10,961
WHAT ARE YOUR VALUES?
1004
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,596
ARE THEY SO FAR AFIELD FROM
1005
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:13,563
WHERE AMERICA IS?
1006
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:14,264
THIS GUY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
1007
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:19,569
HOW HE DIDN'T THINK-- JIHAD WAS
1008
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,204
MORE IMPORTANT TO HIM THAN HIS
1009
00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:22,872
WIFE, HIS MOTHER, AND HIS
1010
00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:23,607
CHILDREN.
1011
00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:24,808
THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A
1012
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:25,609
RED FLAG TO.
1013
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:27,143
CLEARLY THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A
1014
00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:27,777
RED FLAG.
1015
00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:31,514
Bill: YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN
1016
00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:33,283
SAY YOU CAN'T COME INTO OUR
1017
00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,418
IT REMINDS ME OF THE 9/11 GUY
1018
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,987
WHO TALKED TO THE PERSON AT THE
1019
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:37,988
AVIATION SCHOOL AND SAID HE
1020
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:41,124
DIDN'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO LAN
1021
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,160
THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A RED FLAG
1022
00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:45,929
TOO.
1023
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,198
I THINK YOU CAN DRAW THESE
1024
00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,000
THE IDEA THAT THE GARDENER DOWN
1025
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,901
THE STREET OR THE FRENCH CANCER
1026
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:54,337
RESEARCHER SHOULD GET LUMPED
1027
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:57,173
IN-- IF WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
1028
00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:57,941
LARGE GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES
1029
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,142
DOING THINGS IT'S TO MAKE
1030
00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:01,444
DISTINCTIONS FOR THOSE KINDS OF
1031
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,746
THINGS.
1032
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:05,382
THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN ON THAT.
1033
00:38:05,883 --> 00:38:12,789
BUT NOW WE HAVE BECOME SO
1034
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:13,890
DIVIDED AND SO ANGRY WE ARE
1035
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:16,126
MEETING HATE WITH HATE AND ONE
1036
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,794
COULD REASONABLY ARGUE A GUY
1037
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,529
LIKE STEPHEN MILLER SHOULDN'T BE
1038
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,332
THE ONE DECIDING WHAT DECENCY
1039
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,434
AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME
1040
00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,970
TOGETHER AND SAY RATHER THAN
1041
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,372
JUST FIGHT MORE HATE, HOW DO WE
1042
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:31,374
GET TO BE PRO-DECENCY?
1043
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,977
PRO COMPASSION?
1044
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:34,744
I'D ACTUALLY LOVE?
1045
00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,547
WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT PATRIOTISM,
1046
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:38,448
PATRIOTISM IS ABOUT LOVE OF
1047
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:40,417
WANT TO HEAR THIS ADMINISTRATION
1048
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:42,185
TALK ABOUT THE THINGS-- IT'S
1049
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,586
ALL ABOUT THE GRIEVANCE AND
1050
00:38:44,087 --> 00:38:47,624
IF YOU GET US BACK TO A PLACE OF
1051
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,826
COMMON DECENCY AND LOVING THY
1052
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,628
NEIGHBOR, IT'S NOT ABOUT
1053
00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:52,228
ANTI-IMMIGRATION.
1054
00:38:52,229 --> 00:38:56,433
Bill: I CAN IMAGINE PEOPLE
1055
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,802
OUT THERE HEARING THIS AND
1056
00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:00,136
SAYING THE GUY WITH A
1057
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:00,770
FLAMETHROWER, HE WASN'T EXACTLY
1058
00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:04,174
FULL OF LOVE.
1059
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,608
HE WASN'T FULL OF LOVE FOR
1060
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,710
THAT'S SOMEBODY WHO IS ROLLING
1061
00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:07,844
THEIR EYES AND DISMISSING THE
1062
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,113
IDEA OF LOVE AND THE IDEA OF
1063
00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:12,415
LOVE THERE IS NOTHING MORE
1064
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:12,949
POWERFUL.
1065
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,984
IT'S WHAT STARTS WARS AND ENDS
1066
00:39:15,485 --> 00:39:15,485
Bill: FLAMETHROWERS ARE
1067
00:39:15,753 --> 00:39:19,923
VERY POWERFUL.
1068
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:20,957
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO SET
1069
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,393
GOVERNMENT POLICY BASED ON WHAT
1070
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:24,527
ONE HORRIBLE INDIVIDUAL IN A
1071
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,162
TERRIBLE ACT-- WE SHOULD BE
1072
00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:26,796
THINKING ABOUT THE VICTIMS AND
1073
00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:30,100
WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO TO PROTECT
1074
00:39:30,601 --> 00:39:32,569
Bill: IS NOT JUST ONE.
1075
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:33,503
I AGREE WITH THE THRUST OF
1076
00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:34,304
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING AT THE SAME
1077
00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:36,673
TIME YOU HAVE LOTS OF COLLEGE
1078
00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:38,141
CAMPUSES INCLUDING THESE ELITE
1079
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:39,042
SCHOOLS THAT DO NOT TEACH
1080
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:42,078
PATRIOTISM AND LOVE OF COUNTRY.
1081
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:44,180
THE NARRATIVE OF COLONIAL
1082
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:51,921
OPPRESSORS, YOU SAY MEN CAN GET
1083
00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:53,623
PREGNANT YOU GET KICKED OUT AND
1084
00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:54,691
THROWN INTO REEDUCATION BUT IF
1085
00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:56,593
YOU SAY GAS THE JEWS, YET GOT TO
1086
00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:59,395
HEAR BOTH SIDES, FREE SPEECH.
1087
00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:02,999
THAT STUFF MATTERS TOO.
1088
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,567
[APPLAUSE]
1089
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:05,769
Bill: RIGHT AFTER THE
1090
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:09,172
FLAMETHROWER MAN DID WHAT HE DID
1091
00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:11,007
COLORADO,-- VERY FAR LEFT CITY,
1092
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,575
I'VE BEEN THERE, I LOVED IT, I
1093
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:15,545
DID THAT'S A GREAT PLACE TO PLA
1094
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:16,379
PLAY.
1095
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,280
THE POLICE CHIEF SAID "WE ARE
1096
00:40:17,281 --> 00:40:20,116
NOT CALLING IN A TERROR ATTACK
1097
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,718
AT THIS POINT IT'S WAY TOO EARLY
1098
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,686
TO SPECULATE MOTIVE."
1099
00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:24,788
SPECULATE EMOTIVE?
1100
00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:26,356
HE WAS SCREAMING KILL ZIONIST,
1101
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:35,131
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN.
1102
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,833
HE ALSO WROTE DOWN AND
1103
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:37,534
RECORDED VIDEOS CONFESSING WHAT
1104
00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:40,170
HE WANTED TO DO.
1105
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:42,672
EMERSON HAS THIS GREAT LINE THAT
1106
00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,007
SAYS SOME CIRCUMSTANTIAL
1107
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:44,641
EVIDENCE IS VERY PERSUASIVE LIKE
1108
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:47,977
WHEN YOU FIND TROUT IN MILK.
1109
00:40:48,478 --> 00:40:50,346
WHEN YOU HAVE A GUY SHOOTING
1110
00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:51,347
FLAMETHROWERS AT JEWS SAYING HE
1111
00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:52,482
WANTS TO BURN ALL THE
1112
00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:53,817
SCIENTISTS, YOU DON'T NEED TO
1113
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,018
HAVE A DEBATING SOCIETY ABOUT
1114
00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,219
WHETHER OR NOT YOU COULD CALL
1115
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,588
HIM A TERRORIST.
1116
00:40:58,589 --> 00:40:59,889
[APPLAUSE]
1117
00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:01,558
WHAT WE SHOULD DO, WE ARE NO
1118
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:02,392
LONGER FUNDING OR STAFFING THE
1119
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:04,561
GROUPS IN OUR GOVERNMENT STUDY
1120
00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:05,562
DOMESTIC TERRORISM.
1121
00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:07,897
WE JUST GOT OF THE OFFICE OF
1122
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:09,732
CIVIL RIGHTS THAT ACTUALLY
1123
00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:10,800
STUDIES AND GOES AFTER
1124
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:11,868
ANTI-SEMITISM.
1125
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,570
THE GROUPS THAT WORK ON THIS
1126
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:16,806
LET'S CONTINUE TO WORK ON IT.
1127
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,875
Bill: MAYBE NOW ELON IS
1128
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:19,376
GONE THEY WILL.
1129
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:20,810
AS LONG AS WE ARE BACK TO THAT
1130
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,378
SUBJECT I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO
1131
00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:24,214
SAY ABOUT THE BUDGET THING.
1132
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,916
WHEN I SAW THE DRONE STRIKE FROM
1133
00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,551
UKRAINE LAST WEEK IF YOU MISSED
1134
00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:29,085
THIS, THE UKRAINIANS DID
1135
00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:31,955
SOMETHING THAT WAS JUST WAY
1136
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,056
COOLER THAN THE MISSION
1137
00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:35,158
IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE THAT'S OUT NOW.
1138
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:39,329
WHICH IS PRETTY COOL I HEAR.
1139
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,096
REMEMBER THE BEEPER ATTACK?
1140
00:41:40,097 --> 00:41:41,331
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL ABOUT A
1141
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,700
YEAR AGO THEY KILLED ALL THE
1142
00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:44,601
TERRORISTS WITH BEEPERS.
1143
00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,003
THIS UP TO THE GAME.
1144
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:50,139
THEY HID TO ALL DRONES INSIDE OF
1145
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,041
TRUCK, HAD A GUY WHO DID NOT
1146
00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,276
KNOW IT WAS IN HIS TRUCK, DROVE
1147
00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:54,711
IT INTO RUSSIA THAN THEY CAME
1148
00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:57,113
OUT THE ROOF ALL ON THEIR OWN
1149
00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:58,181
AND DESTROYED THE PLANES THAT
1150
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,650
RUSSIA WAS USING TO BOMB
1151
00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:02,385
UKRAINE-- NOT ALL OF THEM BUT
1152
00:42:02,886 --> 00:42:08,157
AND I THOUGHT THIS REALLY PUTS
1153
00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:10,360
THE LIE TO THE OTHER BIG PART OF
1154
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,362
THE BUDGET, THE PENTAGON WHICH
1155
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,163
I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR EVER HERE
1156
00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:15,331
AND ELON SAID HE WAS GOING TO GO
1157
00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:21,638
AFTER IT WITH-- THAT NEVER GETS
1158
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:24,807
IT JUST PUTS THE LIE THAT WE
1159
00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:25,909
NEED ALL THAT DEFENSE
1160
00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:26,910
CONTRACTING.
1161
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,211
THIS IS WHERE THE GAME'S,
1162
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:28,778
DRONES.
1163
00:42:28,779 --> 00:42:30,947
THEY COST LIKE $2,000 APIECE AND
1164
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:32,749
WE ARE SPENDING A TRILLION
1165
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:33,783
DOLLARS ON TANKS AND THE
1166
00:42:33,784 --> 00:42:34,851
SUBMARINES AND OTHER THINGS THAT
1167
00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:37,387
WE WILL NEVER USE BECAUSE
1168
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,922
THEY'RE ALREADY OBSOLETE.
1169
00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:40,757
THE GAME IS ALSO ABOUT BEING
1170
00:42:40,758 --> 00:42:43,393
AN ALLY AND A TRUSTED ALLY.
1171
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,494
THE FACT THAT UKRAINE DIDN'T
1172
00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:45,361
TRUST THAT THE UNITED STATES
1173
00:42:45,362 --> 00:42:47,997
ENOUGH TO TELL US ABOUT THAT,
1174
00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:49,799
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT OUR
1175
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:54,570
POSITION IN THE WORLD?
1176
00:42:55,071 --> 00:42:55,071
Bill: I DON'T THINK ANY
1177
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,005
ALLY WITH A SIMPLE THING YOU
1178
00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:57,540
TELL OTHER PEOPLE.
1179
00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,574
THEY DON'T TRUST US AND THEY
1180
00:42:58,575 --> 00:42:59,609
SHOULDN'T TRUST US BUT I DON'T
1181
00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,811
THINK THEY WOULD DO IT UNDER ANY
1182
00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:03,012
CIRCUMSTANCES, WHY WOULD YOU?
1183
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:04,547
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE MORE PEOPLE
1184
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:05,715
KNOWING ABOUT IT WERE NOT
1185
00:43:05,716 --> 00:43:06,849
INVOLVED, WHY WOULD YOU TAKE
1186
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,319
THAT RISK?
1187
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:09,919
MY QUESTION HERE IS DOES THIS
1188
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,388
CHANGE THE GAME?
1189
00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:14,357
UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT I THINK A
1190
00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:15,959
LOT OF PEOPLE WERE COMING OVER
1191
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,494
TO THE IDEA-- THE TRUMPET
1192
00:43:18,495 --> 00:43:19,395
DOCTRINE.
1193
00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:21,631
HIS THING WAS I DON'T LIKE WAR
1194
00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:23,800
AND THIS THING IS GOING TO END
1195
00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:25,535
UP WITH RUSSIA GETTING ITS PEACE
1196
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:26,736
ANYWAY, WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE
1197
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:28,871
DYING FOR SOMETHING'S GOING TO
1198
00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:29,572
BE INEVITABLE?
1199
00:43:29,573 --> 00:43:31,307
RUSSIA IS GOING TO GET ITS BITE
1200
00:43:31,308 --> 00:43:33,509
OF UKRAINE.
1201
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:39,549
NOW I DON'T KNOW.
1202
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:40,216
THE SO-CALLED FOREIGN POLICY
1203
00:43:40,217 --> 00:43:42,719
REALISTS ARE BASICALLY
1204
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,353
IDEOLOGUES WHO LOSE AN ARGUMENT
1205
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,555
AND THEY SAY THOSE PEOPLE ARE
1206
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,457
CRAZY, I'M THE REALIST HERE.
1207
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,958
THE J.D. VANCE CROWD HAVE BEEN
1208
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,793
SAYING UKRAINE CANNOT WIN AND
1209
00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:53,796
IT'S NOT IN OUR INTEREST AND WE
1210
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:54,764
SHOULDN'T PUT BOOTS ON THE
1211
00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:57,200
GROUND WHEN NOT A SOUL WAS EVER
1212
00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:58,067
SAYING AMERICAN TROOPS SHOULD
1213
00:43:58,068 --> 00:44:00,570
EVER BE ON THE GROUND IN UKRAIN
1214
00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:01,804
RUSSIA JUST HIT THE MARK OF A
1215
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:04,340
MILLION CASUALTIES.
1216
00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:08,978
THE IDEA THAT-- I THINK IT'S IN
1217
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:10,747
OUR INTEREST FOR IDEALISTIC
1218
00:44:10,748 --> 00:44:11,848
REASONS.
1219
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:13,216
I'M FOR THE UNDERDOG WANTING TO
1220
00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:14,384
BE AN INDEPENDENT DEMOCRACY AND
1221
00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:16,853
ALL THAT STUFF BUT AS A MATTER
1222
00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,688
OF COLD REALISM, HAVING
1223
00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,456
UKRAINIANS DEGRADE AND DESTROY
1224
00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:21,157
THE RUSSIAN MILITARY FOR A
1225
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,060
DECADE TO?
1226
00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:24,861
THAT IS THE REAL REALIST
1227
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:26,529
THEY ARE WILLING TO FIGHT FOR
1228
00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:28,297
THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND ALL THEY
1229
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:29,766
ARE ASKING FROM US IS A LITTLE
1230
00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:30,767
HELP TO DO IT.
1231
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:33,036
IT IS SETTING US PENNIES ON THE
1232
00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:34,971
DOLLAR AND THE ONLY REASON WHY I
1233
00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:37,507
THINK THESE GUYS ARE AGAINST
1234
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,941
IT-- TRUMP HAS ALWAYS HAD THIS
1235
00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:43,312
MAN CRUSH ON BRUTON, HE LOVES
1236
00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:44,514
HIS MUSK--
1237
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,615
THAT'S PUTTING IT LIGHTLY.
1238
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:46,883
THEY GOT IT IN THEIR HEAD
1239
00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:49,519
UKRAINE WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF
1240
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,954
THE FIRST IMPEACHMENT.
1241
00:44:51,955 --> 00:44:52,722
THEREFORE VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY
1242
00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:53,489
DIDN'T PLAY BALL AND RUSSIA
1243
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:57,360
RUSSIA RUSSIA AND PUTIN IS MY
1244
00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:00,496
GUIDE-- THEY HAVE LET TRUMP'S
1245
00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:01,397
PERSONALITY DRIVE FOREIGN
1246
00:45:01,898 --> 00:45:03,032
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY GOT IT
1247
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,134
IN THEIR HEAD TO?
1248
00:45:05,135 --> 00:45:06,335
BECAUSE VLADIMIR PUTIN SAID THIS
1249
00:45:06,336 --> 00:45:08,404
IS WHAT I'D LIKE AND
1250
00:45:08,405 --> 00:45:09,939
DONALD TRUMP SETTLED YES, SIR,
1251
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:12,475
THANK YOU.
1252
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:16,279
[LAUGHTER]
1253
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,946
[APPLAUSE]
1254
00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:19,015
Bill: BUT LAST WEEK ON LIKE
1255
00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:20,416
THIS WEEK WHICH IS ALL ABOUT
1256
00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:21,150
TRUMPS FEUD WITH ELON MUSK, LAST
1257
00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:26,756
WEEK IT WAS ALL ABOUT PUTIN--
1258
00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:29,492
HE WAS FEUDING--
1259
00:45:29,493 --> 00:45:30,359
WAS HE THOUGH?
1260
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,527
'S BE WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW A
1261
00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:33,896
GUY THEN HE TURNS OUT TO BE A
1262
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,098
VICIOUS DICTATOR!
1263
00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:36,065
TELL ME ONE SANCTION HE'S PUT
1264
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:39,168
IN PLACE HE'S TARIFF TO THE
1265
00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:39,969
ENTIRE WORLD EXCEPT GUESS WHERE?
1266
00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:43,406
I WOULD LOVE TO SAY YES, I THINK
1267
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,408
BRUTON IS BEING CRAZY BUT SHOW
1268
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,375
ME ONE THING HE'S ACTUALLY DONE
1269
00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:47,577
TO HURT VLADIMIR PUTIN AND I
1270
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:51,080
WILL THROW A PARTY.
1271
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:55,985
[APPLAUSE]
1272
00:45:55,986 --> 00:45:57,820
I THINK THE REASON WHY TRUMP
1273
00:45:57,821 --> 00:46:00,690
WAS LEGITIMATELY ANGRY AND
1274
00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:03,726
PISSED OFF AT BOUDIN.
1275
00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:04,594
HE LIVES IN THIS WORLD WHERE
1276
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,497
HE'S SURROUNDED BY THESE
1277
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,732
SYCOPHANTS AND YES-MEN, THESE
1278
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:12,568
HEAD PAST THE SPHINCTER ASS
1279
00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:14,170
KISSERS WHO TELL HIM HE'S THE
1280
00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:14,737
GREATEST SMARTEST GUY IN THE
1281
00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:16,072
WORLD AND HE HAS THIS
1282
00:46:16,073 --> 00:46:16,906
TRANSACTIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH
1283
00:46:16,907 --> 00:46:21,310
THEM IT'S LIKE THAT DICTATOR
1284
00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:22,678
PHRASE FOR MY FRIENDS ANYTHING,
1285
00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:25,381
FOR MY ENEMIES, THE LAW.
1286
00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:26,916
HE'S BEING RETRIBUTION NEST WITH
1287
00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:28,718
THE LAW AND GOING AFTER HIS
1288
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:29,919
ENEMIES.
1289
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,321
THEY CAME INTO OFFICE AND MADE
1290
00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:32,889
CONCESSION AFTER CONCESSION
1291
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:35,091
AFTER CONCESSION WITHOUT ASKING
1292
00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,059
FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN.
1293
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:39,795
THEN WHAT HAPPENED WAS TRUMP
1294
00:46:39,796 --> 00:46:42,431
DISCOVERED THAT PUTIN WAS NOT
1295
00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:47,837
ACTUALLY TRUMPS BITCH.
1296
00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:49,906
Bill: HE STOLE A SUPER BOWL
1297
00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:51,007
RING OFF A GUYS FINGER.
1298
00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:53,009
HE WAS LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS
1299
00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:57,146
MY GUY, I THOUGHT WE WERE IN
1300
00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:58,881
THIS WORKING TOGETHER AND HE'S
1301
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:00,183
LIKE I WANT TO RECONSTITUTE THE
1302
00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:00,883
RUSSIAN EMPIRE.
1303
00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:01,884
NOW HE'S LIKE I DON'T WANT
1304
00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:04,520
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS BECAUSE
1305
00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:05,855
I WANT TO GET MY
1306
00:47:05,856 --> 00:47:06,956
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
1307
00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:07,990
HE ONLY HAS A PAIR OF DEUCES
1308
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,759
IN HIS HAND AND HE HAS NO OTHER
1309
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,861
TRICKS THE PLAY.
1310
00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:13,963
WHAT YOU WANT TO COME I'M
1311
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,064
NEGOTIATING WITH STEVE WITKOFF
1312
00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:16,265
WAS ZERO EXPERIENCE IN FOREIGN
1313
00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:17,733
POLICY OR GOVERNMENT BUT HE'S A
1314
00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:22,038
GREAT REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER.
1315
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:25,541
Bill: I GOT TO STOP THERE,
1316
00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:33,983
TIME FOR NEW RULES!
1317
00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:34,850
NEW RULE: STOP TRYING TO HELP ME
1318
00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:35,451
UNDERSTAND HOW KIM KARDASHIAN
1319
00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:36,018
BOTH IS AND ISN'T A LAWYER.
1320
00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:36,752
IT'S LIKE HOW LIGHT IS A
1321
00:47:36,753 --> 00:47:40,389
PARTICLE AND A WAVE, OR HOW
1322
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,657
JESUS IS HIS OWN DAD.
1323
00:47:41,658 --> 00:47:45,361
YOU WIN; I GIVE UP.
1324
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,262
LAST MONTH KIM HAD A ONE-STUDENT
1325
00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:48,231
GRADUATION CEREMONY FOR HER HOME
1326
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:49,398
SCHOOL LAW DEGREE, BUT SHE STILL
1327
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:51,701
HASN'T PASSED THE BAR, SO SHE
1328
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,902
STILL CAN'T PRACTICE LAW, OR
1329
00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:53,869
WHAT'S LEFT OF IT UNDER TRUMP.
1330
00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:56,806
AND YET SOMEHOW SHE'S NOW THE
1331
00:47:56,807 --> 00:48:03,846
HEAD OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT.
1332
00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:13,222
[LAUGHTER]
1333
00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:13,823
NEW RULE: NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS
1334
00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:14,824
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE
1335
00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:15,791
DEPRESSING: THE FACT THERE'S AN
1336
00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:16,692
INSTAGRAM PAGE DEDICATED TO
1337
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:22,765
REVIEWING STICKS - OR THE FACT
1338
00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:23,432
IT HAS - - 3.2 MILLION
1339
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:25,134
FOLLOWERS.
1340
00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:25,901
WHO MAKE COMMENTS LIKE - - "NICE
1341
00:48:25,902 --> 00:48:34,410
STICK BRO."
1342
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,978
AND - "THAT'S A GOOOOOOD STICK."
1343
00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:38,948
AND - "BEST STICK I'VE SEEN IN
1344
00:48:38,949 --> 00:48:42,585
THE LAST MONTH."
1345
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,987
CONGRATULATIONS, OFFICIAL STICK
1346
00:48:45,488 --> 00:48:45,488
SOMEHOW YOU MADE SOCIAL MEDIA AN
1347
00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:52,695
EVEN BIGGER WASTE OF TIME.
1348
00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:54,563
NEW RULE: THE MAKERS OF SKINNY
1349
00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:57,366
CONFIDENTIAL BAMBOO TOILET PAPER
1350
00:48:57,367 --> 00:48:59,702
WHO BOAST THAT IT'S "CHLORINE
1351
00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:01,103
AND FORMALDEHYDE-FREE," "BPA,
1352
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,538
PFA, AND PLASTIC-FREE,"
1353
00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:04,240
"NON-TOXIC," "100% SUSTAINABLE,"
1354
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:05,708
WITH "NO INKS OR DYES" CAN'T
1355
00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:07,877
STOP THERE.
1356
00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:09,312
I NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S CARBON
1357
00:49:09,313 --> 00:49:10,246
NEUTRAL, NON-GMO, LOW SALT,
1358
00:49:10,247 --> 00:49:14,450
FREE-RANGE, CRUELTY-FREE, NOT
1359
00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:18,287
MANUFACTURED IN A PLANT THAT
1360
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,455
ALSO PROCESSES PEANUTS AND
1361
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:23,759
KOSHER.
1362
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:29,532
[LAUGHTER]
1363
00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:31,934
[APPLAUSE]
1364
00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:35,738
I CAN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES.
1365
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:36,439
THIS IS THE PAPER I'M GOING TO
1366
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,841
USE TO PICK UP A DEAD JUNE BUG.
1367
00:49:38,842 --> 00:49:40,409
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL
1368
00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:41,777
LORDE, WHO JUST TOLD ROLLING
1369
00:49:41,778 --> 00:49:43,846
STONE THAT SHE RECEIVES
1370
00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:46,082
PSYCHEDELIC DRUG THERAPY, HAS AN
1371
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:47,616
EATING DISORDER, AND IS GENDER
1372
00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:48,184
FLUID - WE GET IT, YOU HAVE A
1373
00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:56,525
NEW ALBUM COMING OUT.
1374
00:49:57,026 --> 00:49:57,026
[APPLAUSE]
1375
00:49:57,127 --> 00:49:58,794
IT'S OKAY!
1376
00:49:58,795 --> 00:49:59,328
SPILLING TEA IS HOW PEOPLE
1377
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:00,229
PROMOTE NEW PROJECTS.
1378
00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:00,830
SO GOOD LUCK, BUT YOU'RE NEVER
1379
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:01,897
GOING TO BEAT "I'M A NAZI AND I
1380
00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:09,905
SUCKED MY COUSIN'S DICK."
1381
00:50:09,906 --> 00:50:11,674
[LAUGHTER]
1382
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:12,175
NEW RULE: CELEBRITIES HAVE TO
1383
00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:13,142
STOP WRITING CHILDREN'S BOOKS.
1384
00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:14,510
LOOK, WE GET IT.
1385
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:15,711
YOU NEED TO FEEL LIKE A GOOD
1386
00:50:15,712 --> 00:50:16,712
PARENT BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER
1387
00:50:16,713 --> 00:50:20,850
AROUND AND YOUR KID HAS STARTED
1388
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:25,354
CALLING THE NANNY "MAMA."
1389
00:50:25,855 --> 00:50:30,860
BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: IF
1390
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:31,660
YOUR NANNY IS DEPORTED, YOUR KID
1391
00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:32,361
MIGHT FINALLY GET THE LOVE OF
1392
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:33,162
THE PERSON WHO'S FORCED TO TAKE
1393
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:33,763
OVER THE PARENTING: YOUR
1394
00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:39,402
ASSISTANT, ENRIQUE.
1395
00:50:39,403 --> 00:50:41,203
[LAUGHTER]
1396
00:50:41,704 --> 00:50:41,704
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE...
1397
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:42,605
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO
1398
00:50:42,606 --> 00:50:47,042
STRATEGIZE.
1399
00:50:47,043 --> 00:50:47,676
DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN HAVING A LOT
1400
00:50:47,677 --> 00:50:48,377
OF DONOR RETREATS LATELY, WHERE
1401
00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,245
LIBERAL STRATEGISTS HOLD
1402
00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:50,146
"IDEA-A-THONS" WHERE THEY TRY TO
1403
00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,180
FIGURE OUT WHY THEY KEEP LOSING
1404
00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:54,550
ELECTIONS.
1405
00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,018
YOU KNOW, APART FROM USING WORDS
1406
00:50:56,019 --> 00:51:00,055
LIKE "IDEA-A-THON."
1407
00:51:00,056 --> 00:51:01,690
ONE IDEA THAT'S GETTING A LOT OF
1408
00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:03,092
ATTENTION IS: THE DEMS NEED TO
1409
00:51:03,093 --> 00:51:04,393
FIND THEIR JOE ROGAN, A LIBERAL
1410
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:06,028
JOE ROGAN!
1411
00:51:06,029 --> 00:51:07,196
BECAUSE THAT'S WHY KAMALA LOST,
1412
00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:13,135
REPUBLICANS HAVE A PODCAST!
1413
00:51:13,136 --> 00:51:15,171
OK MAYBE - OR, YOU COULD
1414
00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:16,972
CONSIDER THIS: INSTEAD OF
1415
00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:20,276
CONJURING UP A NEW JOE ROGAN,
1416
00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:20,876
ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU LOST THE
1417
00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:22,511
OLD ONE.
1418
00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:23,479
BECAUSE HE UD TO BE ON YOUR
1419
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,314
SIDE.
1420
00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:26,982
HE SMOKES POT ON THE AIR - I
1421
00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:28,317
DON'T THINK HE'S THAT MUCH OF A
1422
00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:39,628
FAR-RIGHT IDEOLOGUE.
1423
00:51:40,129 --> 00:51:40,129
I DON'T THINK HIS MIND IS
1424
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:43,532
COMPLETELY INFLEXIBLE.
1425
00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:45,835
HIS NECK, YES, BUT NOT HIS MIND.
1426
00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:48,571
AND HE'S EXPRESSED UNEASE WITH
1427
00:51:48,572 --> 00:51:50,005
SOME THINGS TRUMP IS DOING, AS
1428
00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:52,208
HAS A CERTAIN DISGRUNTLED FORMER
1429
00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:56,645
EMPLOYEE NAMED ELON MUSK.
1430
00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:58,080
WHO, LIKE JOE, IS ANOTHER GUY
1431
00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:00,282
WHO FIVE YEARS AGO WAS THOUGHT
1432
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:01,784
OF AS A LIBERAL, BUT GOT DRIVEN
1433
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:04,320
INTO THE OTHER CAMP BY BAD
1434
00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:06,055
ATTITUDES AND BAD IDEAS, A
1435
00:52:06,056 --> 00:52:08,491
REVERSAL I COMPLETELY
1436
00:52:08,492 --> 00:52:09,825
UNDERSTAND, ALTHOUGH I WOULD NOT
1437
00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:12,061
EMULATE.
1438
00:52:12,062 --> 00:52:13,562
I ALSO SEE THE WOKE MIND VIRUS -
1439
00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:14,163
I JUST DON'T JUMP FROM FRYING
1440
00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:22,505
PANS INTO FIRES.
1441
00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:24,206
I WATCHED THE EVOLUTION OF BOTH
1442
00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:25,341
THESE MEN - THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN
1443
00:52:25,342 --> 00:52:28,677
OVERNIGHT.
1444
00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:30,279
IN 2022, BEFORE HE OWNED
1445
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,548
TWITTER, ELON TWEETED THIS CHART
1446
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:34,817
DEPICTING HOW HE FELT ABOUT THE
1447
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,719
LIBERAL SIDE HAVING SHIFTED SO
1448
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:37,753
MUCH THAT IT LEFT A BASICALLY
1449
00:52:37,754 --> 00:52:39,722
LIBERAL CENTRIST LIKE HIM NOW
1450
00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:42,558
LABELED A CONSERVATIVE.
1451
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:43,926
I RELATED.
1452
00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:45,594
I RELATED TO THE KIND OF MEAN
1453
00:52:45,595 --> 00:52:47,129
GIRL SHIT YOU GET FROM THE COOL
1454
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:48,631
KIDS IN WOKEVILLE WHEN YOU'RE
1455
00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:51,500
PERCEIVED THIS WAY.
1456
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:53,536
THEY TRIED REAL HARD TO CANCEL
1457
00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:54,503
ROGAN A FEW YEARS AGO, AND WHEN
1458
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,939
ELON HOSTED SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
1459
00:52:56,940 --> 00:52:58,674
IN 2021, WELL BEFORE HE WAS A
1460
00:52:58,675 --> 00:52:59,808
TRUMPER, SOME OF THE CAST
1461
00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:01,744
MEMBERS GAVE HIM THE COLD
1462
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:02,344
SHOULDER FOR THE SIN OF BEING
1463
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,079
RICH.
1464
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,381
YOU THINK PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER
1465
00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:07,349
WHEN YOU DO THIS SHIT TO THEM?
1466
00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:08,050
THAT IT'S NOT GOING TO HAVE
1467
00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:10,553
BLOWBACK?
1468
00:53:10,554 --> 00:53:12,488
NOW ME, AGAIN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
1469
00:53:12,489 --> 00:53:13,989
WIN BACK BECAUSE I NEVER LEFT.
1470
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:15,291
BUT ALL THE GUYS IN AMERICA LIKE
1471
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:17,993
JOE AND ELON?
1472
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:19,061
YEAH, YOU DO HAVE TO WIN THEM
1473
00:53:19,062 --> 00:53:21,764
BACK - THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU CAN.
1474
00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:23,866
ELON HAS GONE FROM SAYING "I
1475
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,734
LOVE DONALD TRUMP AS MUCH AS A
1476
00:53:25,735 --> 00:53:32,641
STRAIGHT MAN CAN LOVE ANOTHER
1477
00:53:33,142 --> 00:53:39,982
MAN"
1478
00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:40,849
TO LAST WEEK,• "I'M A LITTLE
1479
00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:41,850
STUCK IN A BIND WHERE...
1480
00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:42,952
I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK UP AGAINST
1481
00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:43,919
THE ADMINISTRATION BUT I ALSO
1482
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,787
DON'T WANT TO TAKE
1483
00:53:44,788 --> 00:53:45,888
RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERYTHING
1484
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:49,992
THE ADMINISTRATION'S DOING."
1485
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:57,800
AND NOW: THAT'S CALLED A
1486
00:53:57,801 --> 00:54:03,138
I HAVE PROOF HE IS EPSTEIN FILE
1487
00:54:03,139 --> 00:54:04,406
FILES!
1488
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:04,907
I THINK WE CALL THAT A
1489
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,009
GETTABLE VOTER WHO'S ON THE
1490
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:08,377
MAYBE THIS WILL PUT QUIETUS TO
1491
00:54:08,378 --> 00:54:08,944
THE NONSENSE THAT ELON, AND
1492
00:54:08,945 --> 00:54:09,511
ROGAN TOO, "WENT TO THE DARK
1493
00:54:09,512 --> 00:54:14,283
SIDE."
1494
00:54:14,284 --> 00:54:14,917
I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME.
1495
00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:15,584
LIKE THEY GOT THAT "THE LAST OF
1496
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:16,218
US" FUNGAL INFECTION AND BECAME
1497
00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:23,826
ZOMBIES.
1498
00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:24,327
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
1499
00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:24,927
NO, THEY JUST GOT DRIVEN AWAY,
1500
00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:25,527
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW POLITICS
1501
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,529
WORKS THESE DAYS: ONE SIDE GETS
1502
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,466
ELECTED PRECISELY BECAUSE THE
1503
00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:31,567
OTHER SIDE WAS JUST IN POWER AND
1504
00:54:31,568 --> 00:54:34,870
PUSHED THEIR AGENDA WAY TOO FAR,
1505
00:54:34,871 --> 00:54:35,638
AND DROVE PEOPLE IN THE OPPOSITE
1506
00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:38,207
DIRECTION.
1507
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:41,010
THE PENDULUM SWINGS BACK AND
1508
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:45,347
FORTH, WITH PEOPLE NOT VOTING
1509
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:46,115
FOR ANYTHING, BUT JUST TO GET
1510
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,249
RID OF THE LATEST EXTREMIST
1511
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,652
ASSHOLES WHO TRIED TO REMAKE
1512
00:54:49,653 --> 00:54:53,656
AMERICA IN THEIR IMAGE INSTEAD
1513
00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:54,456
OF JUST GOVERNING.
1514
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:57,459
RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE REPUBLICANS
1515
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,060
WHO ARE THE VERY DEFINITION OF
1516
00:54:58,061 --> 00:54:59,862
DRUNK WITH POWER.
1517
00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:05,000
AND ALSO SOMETIMES JUST DRUNK.
1518
00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:09,672
[LAUGHTER]
1519
00:55:10,173 --> 00:55:10,706
BUT THE "DRUNK WITH POWER" PART
1520
00:55:10,707 --> 00:55:12,341
- THAT'S WHAT DEMOCRATS SHOULD
1521
00:55:12,342 --> 00:55:13,475
PAY ATTENTION TO.
1522
00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:14,109
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO'S EASY TO
1523
00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:14,677
BEAT IN A FIGHT?
1524
00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:17,646
A DRUNK.
1525
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:18,147
REALLY.
1526
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:21,450
I'VE DONE IT.
1527
00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:22,317
NOW, I WAS ALSO DRUNK, SO IT WAS
1528
00:55:22,318 --> 00:55:26,055
A DRAW - BUT THE POINT IS, TRUM
1529
00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:29,324
OWNS THE LOWEST 100-DAY
1530
00:55:29,325 --> 00:55:30,359
JOB-APPROVAL RATING OF ANY
1531
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,394
PRESIDENT - ONLY 39% APPROVE OF
1532
00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:34,063
HIS HANDLING OF THE ECONOMY,
1533
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:37,099
WHICH HAD ALWAYS BEEN HIS FORTE.
1534
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:38,634
IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE WAS ASKING
1535
00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:42,404
FOR TARIFFS.
1536
00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,940
DO YOU THINK THE BROS AND THE
1537
00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,642
BRAHS WANT TO PAY 150 DOLLARS
1538
00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:49,678
MORE FOR A PLAYSTATION?
1539
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:50,979
DO YOU THINK THEY WANT THE
1540
00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:52,848
GOVERNMENT TO BAN ABORTION AND
1541
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:58,387
BAN PORNOGRAPHY, AND DO LOTS OF
1542
00:55:58,388 --> 00:55:59,021
OTHER FAR RIGHT STUFF THAT'S IN
1543
00:55:59,022 --> 00:55:59,588
THE PROJECT 2025 BLUEPRINT?
1544
00:55:59,589 --> 00:56:00,189
PLEASE, THEIR PROJECT FOR 2025
1545
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:08,897
IS TRYING TO GET LAID.
1546
00:56:09,398 --> 00:56:12,935
YEAH, IT'S NOT JUST DEMOCRATS
1547
00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:19,041
WHO AREN'T REALLY DIGGING TRUMP
1548
00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:20,175
ADDING TRILLIONS MORE DEBT IS
1549
00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:20,809
NOT SITTING WELL, AND EVEN THE
1550
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:21,543
LIKES OF TUCKER CARLSON AND BEN
1551
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,111
SHAPIRO HAVE CALLED OUT THE
1552
00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:23,011
CORRUPTION.
1553
00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:23,645
EVEN THE DEPORTING OF ILLEGALS,
1554
00:56:23,646 --> 00:56:24,413
WHICH AMERICA GENERALLY
1555
00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:25,447
SUPPORTS, IS PISSING PEOPLE OFF
1556
00:56:25,448 --> 00:56:27,015
NOW.
1557
00:56:27,016 --> 00:56:30,652
I READ A STORY LAST WEEK ABOUT
1558
00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:32,488
THE TOWN OF KENNETT, MISSOURI
1559
00:56:32,489 --> 00:56:34,223
WHERE JUST ABOUT EVERYONE VOTED
1560
00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:36,024
FOR TRUMP, BUT NOW IS PISSED
1561
00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:37,493
BECAUSE ICE REMOVED THEIR
1562
00:56:37,494 --> 00:56:40,095
FAVORITE WAITRESS, A BELOVED
1563
00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:41,630
LOCAL MOTHER OF THREE NAMED
1564
00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:43,198
CAROL HUI, CURRENTLY FACING
1565
00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:45,901
DEPORTATION BACK TO HONG KONG.
1566
00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:47,603
ONE LOCAL WOMAN SAID, "...NO ONE
1567
00:56:47,604 --> 00:56:49,471
VOTED TO DEPORT MOMS.
1568
00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:50,572
WE WERE ALL UNDER THE IMPRESSION
1569
00:56:50,573 --> 00:56:52,174
WE WERE JUST GETTING RID OF THE
1570
00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:54,843
GANGS• THIS IS CAROL."
1571
00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:57,045
YEAH, WELL, WHEN YOU ELECT A
1572
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,748
BULL TO RUN THROUGH THE CHINA
1573
00:56:59,749 --> 00:57:00,449
SHOP, SOMETIMES THE CHINA THAT
1574
00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:08,924
GETS BROKEN IS YOU.
1575
00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:19,168
[APPLAUSE]
1576
00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:20,302
REPUBLICANS HAVE TAKEN FULL
1577
00:57:20,303 --> 00:57:20,936
ADVANTAGE OF HOW SNOBBY AND OUT
1578
00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:21,503
OF TOUCH THE DEMOCRATS HAVE
1579
00:57:21,504 --> 00:57:22,104
BECOME TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF
1580
00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:22,871
PARTY OF THE WORKING CLASS, BUT
1581
00:57:22,872 --> 00:57:23,539
TRUMP'S BIG BEAUTIFUL BUDGET
1582
00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:25,040
BILL CUTS MEDICAID BY $723
1583
00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:31,280
BILLION.
1584
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,047
STEVE BANNON SAYS "A LOT OF MAGA
1585
00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:34,850
IS ON MEDICAID."
1586
00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:35,684
YEAH IT IS - 42% OF MAGA VOTERS
1587
00:57:35,685 --> 00:57:38,654
SAY MEDICAID IS IMPORTANT TO
1588
00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:39,488
THEM.
1589
00:57:39,489 --> 00:57:41,023
LET'S SEE IF THEY MISS IT.
1590
00:57:41,024 --> 00:57:42,291
OK THAT'S OUR SHOW.
1591
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,392
I WANNA THANK MY GUESTS JONAH
1592
00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:44,059
GOLDBERG, STEPHANIE RUHLE AND
1593
00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:45,694
WHITNEY CUMMINGS.
1594
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:47,095
CLUB RANDOM DROPS EVERY SUNDAY
1595
00:57:47,096 --> 00:57:49,364
ON YOUTUBE, OR LISTEN WHEREVER
1596
00:57:49,365 --> 00:57:49,932
YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS.
1597
00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:51,733
NOW GO WATCH "OVERTIME" ON
1598
00:57:51,734 --> 00:57:57,105
YOUTUBE.
1599
00:57:57,106 --> 00:58:00,576
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND
1600
00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:01,243
GENTLEMEN, YOU WERE TERRIFIC!
1601
00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:05,514
♪ ♪
1602
00:58:05,515 --> 00:58:07,115
THANK YOU GUYS!
1603
00:58:07,116 --> 00:58:24,267
♪ ♪
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