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You're my new adjudicator, aren't you?
Yeah, my colleagues have left.
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Yeah, she only lasted a couple of hours.
Think of what it's like for me standing
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here.
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What's your job, then? What are you in
here for?
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Well, my record attempt.
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Yeah, what is it?
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Well, it's... I mean,
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I've wanted to be in the Guinness Book
of Records ever since I was a little
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This is the longest world record for
keeping your hands on your head.
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What?
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It's a record. Look in your own book.
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Oh, gosh.
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How long is this going to take?
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Well, it might take a while. I mean, I
was at a party with my university
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and we came up with the idea. I thought
it was quite a good one.
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What are you wearing?
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Well, yeah, we were at a toga party.
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Oh, God.
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I mean, it shouldn't be long. I think
the current world record is about 12
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37 minutes, so I'm hoping to do at least
13 hours.
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What? I'm not staying here for 13 hours.
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Well, you know, maybe you could split it
into a shift with your colleague. You
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know, you do the first six and a half
and... Six and a half hours to watch you
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sit there in a bloody toga thing.
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Well, yeah, I mean, it's not going to be
much fun for me either. Maybe we could
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get someone to bring a TV in or
something.
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Fat chance.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Well, you don't seem very encouraging of
my attempt.
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Oh, it was very boring.
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Maybe I should have some fun with it.
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What? That you can't take your hands off
your head.
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Well, no, clearly not, otherwise I'd
lose my attempt.
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And I'm two and a bit hours in already.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Fine.
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What's keeping this up, then?
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What? Eh? What? Sorry?
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Oh, you can't... No, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Why not?
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Well, because I'm trying to concentrate
on my hands at the moment.
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Yeah, you have to keep them on your
head, remember?
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Don't move your hands.
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I might take some more pictures.
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Why not?
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You're doing that, you know.
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Your cock seems to like it.
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No, he doesn't. I don't know.
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He does.
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He definitely does.
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I'd better stand like this, I think.
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And what about if I put my tongue on
him?
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No, no, no. You're just purposely trying
to scupper my attempt now, aren't you?
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No, not at all.
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Look, he's more erect.
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I think we'll take some more photos.
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Oh. Oh dear, this is...
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This wasn't in the... It's added bonus.
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It wasn't in the Guinness Book of
Records manual for attempts.
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I'm sure it was.
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We could do two. Two world records.
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Shudder to think what the other one
might be.
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Wow. It's quite unfair that I'm not able
to touch you here.
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You feel quite violated.
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No, not at all.
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I know. I don't want to waste the last
two and a half hours.
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Don't move your hands
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Excited.
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