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CAMERA BEEPS AND CLICKS
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Lennie is on to us.
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Get me close enough.
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I'll throw a punch.
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Can't promise where it'll land...
but he'll die.
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We need to be smarter
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than mindlessly murdering a man.
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It's not what Mas would've wanted.
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You make it sound like he's dead.
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Well, his bladder's dead.
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And it would be weird to say,
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"It's not what Mas's bladder
would've wanted".
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I'm ready to kill.
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With an 80-unit injection
of insulin,
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Lennie Kennedy will have
a sudden glucose drop,
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experiencing confusion
before major seizures,
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leading to overheating
and his brain could die.
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Oh...
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Well, unless he's
a type 2 diabetic...
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Like Mas. ..in which case,
it'll only make him stronger.
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HE GROANS
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I-I'm not diabetic.
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Hiya, Mas. Get well soon etc.
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I got you a little something
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and I cooked your
favourite doro wat.
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With extra spice?
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What do I look like, an amateur?
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Oh, my God, that's it!
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DOOR SLAMS OPEN
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What's it?!
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What? All this violence
makes me hungry.
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I've been running on watermelon vape
fumes for two fuckin' days, man.
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Move.
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I'll take care of the Minibus guy.
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You get the kid off to her exam.
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If you want something
killing properly,
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you do it yourself.
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Sit your arse down and don't move.
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I have apologised for breaking
your recorder, my darling.
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I'm sure they'll have a spare
one you can use, all right?
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Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey
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and I'll be back
before you can say...
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Fucking move!
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All right, come on. This way.
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I know how we get Lennie -
plant spice.
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We prick the prick to
death with a cactus?
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No, we...
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Drown him in curry.
Face first in a big old vat.
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Anyone asks, we claim he was
a hungry boy and he slipped.
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No, we...
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We shoot him in his
big, fat bastard face,
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then plant a tree in commemoration,
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then piss on it.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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We plant the spice on Lennie.
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My bag is full of it.
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And with the dirty money
and Daphne.
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Those were important medical notes.
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I'll meet Lennie,
begging forgiveness.
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"My sincerest apologies
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"for dealing drugs in your town."
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That's perfectly OK.
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I forgive you.
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And thank you for being such
a fabulous daughter-in-law.
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Let's hug now.
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But beneath the dirty money
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is Daphne and a kilo of spice,
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directly connecting Lennie
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to the Brack's new supply line.
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So, what's my job?
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Harry can be my look-out...
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I shall take this bag of
suspicious money away now.
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...and he can alert the police,
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who will arrest Lennie...
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Bye-bye.
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SIREN APPROACHES
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You're nicked, sunshine.
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Bad luck, old boy.
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...with the bag.
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And then Ewen, Mas and Pat
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will leave town for a bit
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till the heat dies down.
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We'll clear of drugs
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and we can finally go legit.
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All clear?
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Wait, can you say that again?
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Oh, this is the way out.
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Emily? Not the way out!
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Lennie's here!
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Stunt man coming through!
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Don't move.
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Don't move.
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Hiya, love.
I'm looking for Masir Mason.
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He came in last night.
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Nice fella, stab wounds.
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Fuck! The whiteboard!
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Jojo Rabbit!
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Daddy's acting weird again.
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I think I've seen your girlfriend.
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And nobody cares about
my recorder exam!
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WHISPERS: Right, let's go, man.
Let's go.
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Here.
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Steady, Daddy. That's it. Steady.
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Steady. It's all right, Daddy.
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Why does every room
look the bastard same?
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Come on. Mate, are you
doing all right?
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Y'know, like, no bladder and that?
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It's just, like...
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...real life-changing shit, y'know?
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I'll be all right.
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I think we'll all have
wee bags one day.
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Yeah. Saves so much time.
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Yeah.
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TRICKLING
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There you go.
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I just went whilst making
eye contact with you.
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Right.
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All right, come on, let's go.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Come on.
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Ee-ee...
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Ee aye, Ewen!
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WOMAN SCREAMS
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Push! Well done, you.
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Push!
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Ah, here they are. I called for you
quite some time ago, doctors.
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No, no, we're not...
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SHE SCREAMS
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Oh, my God. Is that thing the baby?
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That's her anus.
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She's doing a poo.
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Why?
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That can't be our Sean.
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It's not me. My name's...
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...Sean. Well, it is me.
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We've not seen you in a while, love.
Shall I pop t'kettle on?
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Oi! Stop!
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Fuuuuck!
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Oh! Very disabled!
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Move!
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Ugh!
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Argh!
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Oooh...
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Oh, mate, just move, yeah?
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Fuck!
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Emily?
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Dad!
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It's not my blood.
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It's a stranger's...
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Fucking stay there, you.
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See ya later, bye!
Oi, excuse me, pal.
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WOMAN SCREAMS
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We're too far gone for a section.
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Oh, way too far, mate.
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We are at the second stage,
so maybe a ventouse is advisable?
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Oh, yeah, right,
me old friend vontiloo.
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Yeah, nice and hot, like. Yeah.
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Er, what?
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Er, always gets
things moving for me.
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Did you just say "vontiloo"?
What is that?
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It's, erm... It's the
same word, thing. Vonti.
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It's the thing what you said.
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A vacuum extraction?
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You wanna suck the baby
out that big, old gash?
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Oh, God, I've messed up, haven't I?
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WOMAN SCREAMS
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What the fuck am I looking at now?
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Doctor, you need to
deliver this baby.
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I'm... I'm sorry. I can't. I'm...
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...I'm just not ready.
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It's all right, it's all right,
don't worry.
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Mas, mate, shall we do this?
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Er... Yeah, yeah.
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I-I...I'm not nervous.
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HE GRUNTS
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TRICKLING
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Right, hold me bap.
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Hold it. Give it t'me.
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Pump. Pump action.
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THEY LAUGH
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I'm sure I bought something
like this off Kango.
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He said that it'd help me with me...
confidence issues.
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He sold one to me too, man.
Didn't fucking work!
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Sorry about... I'm sorry about that.
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You are so fucked, little lady.
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I have a Daphne.
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I mean, a gun.
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I have a gun.
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Is that gaffer tape?
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Stop.
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I'll shoot.
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After you, fuckface.
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Oh, no.
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You have got some
elephantine bollocks,
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fucking about on my streets.
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What are you doing?
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Stop that.
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My apologies for
dealing drugs in your town.
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I hate dealers like you.
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You fuckers.
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You spread misery
like it was butter.
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I have kept this
town clean for years.
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There are rules.
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Clear, simple rules.
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Why the fuck doesn't
anybody get that?!
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You're very welcome to
buy my good, clean weed.
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You're very welcome to
snort my good, clean gak.
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But if you want to huff
some evil fucker's spice
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or inject shitty
heroin into your penis
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so you end up with an infection,
and the NHS amputate your leg,
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and you face a life of begging,
lying on the pavement drooling,
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then fuck off to Hull!
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Agreed.
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Hull is shit.
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Oh, God.
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The baby looks distressed, doctor.
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The baby's distressed? Come on!
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I'm fucking distressed!
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Get it out! Get it out!
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SHE SCREAMS
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FRRRRT!
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SMALL FART
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BABY CRIES
That's it. I'm gonna vomit.
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Don't you dare throw up
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in that open woman, Ewen.
KNOCK ON DOOR
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Now, before I begin the procedure,
would the patient please consent
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to a group of student
doctors witnessing...
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Would you stop that?
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Excuse me, do you work here?
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No. I mean, yes.
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Erm, I work here. Erm...
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Yeah. Welcome.
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Is this recorder for sale?
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Erm... Yes.
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Erm... It's 50p.
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Erm... Let me put it
in a case for you.
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SHE MOUTHS
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Daddy? Yes?
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Why am I getting calls from my
sister, saying she's been abandoned?
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She has her exam in 20 minutes.
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And what the hell's going on here?
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Oh, here you are. Erm...
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This is for you.
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It's a new recorder,
love, for your exam.
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And this lovely bunny is for you.
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And it's from me too.
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It's a joint present.
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From you? No, it isn't.
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Gotta go. Bye. Bye!
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Oh, no!
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Byeeee!
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Yeah, bye. Bye.
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Well, just text me
later, then, Em, yeah?
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What?
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Come on, come on!
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Fuck it, man! Fuck it!
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That door opens, yeah,
you get in there and you look like
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you fucking belong there, man!
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I don't... I don't really think I'm
up to delivering another baby today.
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Oi, Sheridan! Come on.
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You're mine.
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All right, Mas. I've got ya, mate.
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Hey-o, big fella!
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That almost hit me.
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Oh, God!
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Argh!
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Oh! Ohhh...
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Welcome to the inner rectum.
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Sanctum!
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Sanctum.
271
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Why are you covered in... in jam?
272
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It's the blood of a stranger.
273
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Why are YOU covered in jam?
274
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Also the blood of a stranger.
275
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SLAMMING
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Open this fucking door!
277
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We're fucked, man.
278
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I will tear this slab
of dead fucking tree
279
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off its fucking hinges, you fuckers!
280
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,520
Er, excuse me, Mr Kennedy?
281
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,560
Boss, you all right?
282
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,719
I'll mash your skulls,
you fuckheads!
283
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,639
He's Jack Nicholson-ing it.
284
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,079
Quick, quick, gimme Daphne, now.
285
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,039
He's got her.
286
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,879
Really? That slag gets about.
287
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:41,359
They won't even be able to find
the little random bits of you,
288
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,559
you... dead... fuuuucks!
289
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,799
Boss! Boss!
290
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,000
Excuse me, sir.
May I ask what you're doing?
291
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,200
Fuck off, piggy. Daddy's busy.
292
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,319
Boss!
293
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,799
Fuck off! You fuckhead bastards!
294
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,279
Police! Police! Open up!
295
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,559
Is that still...?
296
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:06,279
Full of money and spice?
297
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,199
Oh, yeah. Police! Open the door!
298
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,119
Then we're fucked, man. Open up!
299
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:14,959
You took the rap for me at school.
300
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,559
Now, it's my turn.
301
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,439
Fuck that, man.
302
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,559
Right. We both go, yeah?
303
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,959
Me and you, man. Both go.
304
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,639
Are you sure?
305
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,720
Yeah, man.
306
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,120
Yeah, man.
307
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,519
I think I'll do all right in prison.
308
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:42,079
I've always wanted
to be someone's bitch.
309
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,239
At least you'll finally
get laid, man.
310
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,479
SHE CHUCKLES
311
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,840
Ohhh...
312
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200
Hey.
313
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,480
Fuck off.
314
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,599
SHE SIGHS
315
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,319
Fine. Let's go.
316
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,599
Step out slowly.
Show us your hands.
317
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,480
SIRENS WAIL
318
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,639
A toast - to our heroic doctors.
319
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,359
Where would me and little
Ewen Minibus Masir Thompson
320
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,479
be without you?
321
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,519
Cheers.
322
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,559
ALL: Cheers!
323
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,999
I ain't worn this suit since the day
324
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,959
you got stabbed nine times
in t'bladder, man.
325
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,639
I've not worn this suit since
last time I was in court
326
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,479
for double manslaughter.
327
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,039
Got away with it though, didn't I?
328
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,639
Funny times.
329
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,920
Here, have him, mate.
330
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,280
What? He got away with it!
331
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,039
Hello? Jo speaking.
332
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,320
I'll be right back.
333
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,399
So, have you two...?
334
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,560
You know...?
335
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,359
Have you fucked?
336
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,959
Oh, erm...
337
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,239
Ooh, er... Yeah.
338
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,519
Yeah, erm, loads.
339
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,720
Exhausting.
340
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,360
Babe, no. Mm-mm.
341
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,359
Sorry.
342
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,679
It's nonstop, yeah, yeah.
343
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,400
Yeah. Erm...
344
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,279
No. Oh, mate.
345
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,959
You could be getting railroaded by
a 60-year-old former dinner lady
346
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,719
called Tiny in
t'prison bog right now.
347
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,039
I know.
348
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,159
What a shame.
349
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,239
Right.
350
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,840
Finish that, then get out.
351
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,439
Oh, you've finished.
352
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,719
Get out.
353
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,320
Thank you very much. Twat.
354
00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:02,799
So, it's going well
with you and Leo, then?
355
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,920
She's still annoyed cos of,
y'know...
356
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,679
...the murder. What murder?
357
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,879
Murdered me bladder.
358
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:15,040
I was ready to go down
with you, you know.
359
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:22,240
I still cannot believe
we got away with it.
360
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,879
It's her! This is her fucking gun!
361
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,319
Down! He's got a gun!
362
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,639
No! It's my bag.
363
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,679
You?
364
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,279
You! Fucking hell,
you're still going?!
365
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,199
And that's my bag, man, not hers!
366
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,120
Check that bag and search 'em.
367
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,479
Oh, for fuck's sake.
368
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,879
Finally.
369
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,600
I'm sorry, Dad.
370
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,759
It's clear. Nothing on 'em.
371
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,239
What?!
372
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,239
Check the recorder case!
373
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,960
I should check the recorder case.
374
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,559
Gotcha.
375
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,199
Why am I getting calls from my
sister, saying she's been abandoned?
376
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,679
She has her exam in 20 minutes.
377
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,519
And what the hell's going on here?
378
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,919
I should've known it was you.
379
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,199
See you in a decade. Take him away.
380
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,439
You're welcome.
381
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,759
You're amazing!
382
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,519
Can you see into t'future?
383
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,839
Do I ever learn to swim?
384
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,079
Do me and Mas ever make it
to Moon/Mars?
385
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,959
Will I ever not be lonely?
386
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,799
Do dog shoes ever take off?
387
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,439
Will I die naked or in't pyjamas?
388
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,359
Actually, no, no, no, don't tell me,
don't tell me.
389
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,559
I want it to be a surprise.
390
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,440
OK...
391
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,040
Er... Pints?
392
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,159
Hey, where's everyone's favourite
mentally ill alcoholic?
393
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,519
Gandalf?
394
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,880
No, the other one.
395
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,999
Oh, Sean.
396
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,039
Oh, yeah.
397
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,080
Dunno.
398
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,360
Cheers.
399
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,679
Do you know what?
400
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,119
I could get used to this muck.
401
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,639
Well done, everyone.
402
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,879
We got out of the drugs game
entirely healthy.
403
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,319
Other than the lost bladder.
404
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,159
Just like the sex worker/teacher
405
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,280
played by Tamzin Outhwaite
in episode 748 of The Bill.
406
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,919
Cheers.
ALL: Cheers!
407
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,200
Ya bastard grass!
408
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,239
Are we even?
409
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,519
Yep.
410
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,039
Pint? Thanks.
411
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,000
So, where were we?
412
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,400
"Hello, Ewen!"
413
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,440
No, Em! No more...
414
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,359
...drugs.
415
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,200
Crikey Moses!
416
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,160
Yes.
417
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,719
Bastards.
418
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,719
You'll make me miss my
fucking yoga class tonight!
419
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,480
Let's go. Daddy'll be OK.
420
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,439
I believe you, Daddy.
421
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,479
You're my little chu-chi face
422
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,040
and I'll always be your teddy bear.
423
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,600
Now, go and destroy the cunts.
424
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,960
MUSIC STARTS AND STOPS
425
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,279
Guv, there's someone
here to see you.
426
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,560
Hello, there.
427
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,680
This might be a slightly
unusual request, but...
428
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,840
...I need you to arrest me daughter.
429
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,800
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