Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,359
Here's some cocaine for you to deal.
2
00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,919
Are you dealing cocaine on a
Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins?
3
00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,359
No.
4
00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,920
Why would you think that?
5
00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,159
Not again!
6
00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,639
That's cocaine.
7
00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,239
Correct.
8
00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,399
OK, I'm in.
9
00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:25,119
I spend 42% of my spare time playing
drug dealer simulations.
10
00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,999
I shot Pablo Escobar last night.
11
00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,319
The painter?
12
00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,319
And I'm currently treasurer for the
official The Bill fan club.
13
00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,919
Frankly, you need me.
14
00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,719
We should sell
synthetic cannabinoid.
15
00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,359
No, we don't touch that shite.
16
00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,439
The profit margin with spice
is far higher
17
00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,479
and less risky than cocaine.
18
00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,479
Done correctly, we'll turn over
๏ฟฝ750,000 in year one -
19
00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,799
gross.
20
00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,759
Nothing disgusting about money.
21
00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:50,159
You two, give us a minute.
22
00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,119
I will return in 58 seconds.
23
00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,399
I've been a drug dealer
24
00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,959
for literally 90 seconds,
25
00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,679
and my cover's already blown.
26
00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,319
Shall we call it quits?
27
00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,160
Can I be real with you?
28
00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,479
I'm really fucking done
with crime.
29
00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,759
It's just,
I've come into some packet.
30
00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,599
A lotta packet.
31
00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,400
How much...
32
00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:27,639
...stuff do you have?
33
00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,399
Do you mean cocaine?
34
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,719
Yes.
35
00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,959
Just say cocaine, then.
36
00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,519
Street value? 500 grand.
37
00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,440
Enough to make me
a fucking millionaire.
38
00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,240
What are we going to do about...?
39
00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,839
She's annoying, I'll admit that.
40
00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,800
But maybe she's useful?
41
00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,239
One more body pounding the streets
would speed things up,
42
00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,079
get me out by Crimbo.
43
00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,479
Take Mam to Marbella
for turkey on't beach.
44
00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,239
I've returned after one minute.
45
00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,039
You're in. Congratulations.
46
00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,879
Welcome to the inner rectum.
47
00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,280
Sanctum. Sanctum.
48
00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,639
DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY
49
00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:24,079
Please be a surprise McDonald's.
50
00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:28,119
Open up or I'll kick
this fucking door in.
51
00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,839
I can see you standing there.
52
00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,079
Unless you have a very tall dog.
53
00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,959
Who wears human clothes.
54
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,759
And has cerebral Paisley.
55
00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:42,639
Open up. Come on, mate,
this white won't sell itself.
56
00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:46,679
And you'll never guess what Minibus
Masir's lent me. Is it...?
57
00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,279
It's his minibus!
Drugs are good for you.
58
00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,599
They're not.
59
00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,039
They are.
60
00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,080
Speed bump!
61
00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,439
You'd think they'd want people
to slow down for them things.
62
00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,199
Listen, I'm telling you,
drugs are good for you.
63
00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,279
Name me one person
who's ever died from drugs.
64
00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,559
Michael Jackson?
65
00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,159
All right, Wikipedo.
66
00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,999
Listen, if drugs were that bad,
67
00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,919
would your man on't telly really be
doin' 'em all the time?
68
00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,999
What man on telly?
69
00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,759
The... the... the...
the man in the clothes.
70
00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,159
It's like, erm,
it's like a suit.
71
00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,199
The... the man,
the man in the suit thing.
72
00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,359
Mr Blobby?
73
00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,879
Nah. It's more, erm...
74
00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,639
It's more grey.
75
00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,119
Michael Gove?
76
00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,599
Big fucker.
77
00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,239
Beardy man. Hobbits.
78
00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,919
Gandalf?
79
00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,279
That's the fella.
80
00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:45,159
He's a fictional character.
81
00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,519
No, he ain't.
82
00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,880
I were drinking with him
in the pub last night.
83
00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,919
Yeah.
84
00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,600
DICE RATTLE
85
00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,960
EMILY CHUCKLES
86
00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,920
Right, fuck off and sell coke now.
87
00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,840
Lumpy.
88
00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,959
You funnel the dirty money
into a cash business.
89
00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,520
OK, so you keep two sets of...
90
00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,840
DOOR CLATTERS
91
00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:15,999
Have you ever considered expansion?
92
00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,759
Into like human trafficking?
93
00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,959
Organ harvesting,
all that fun stuff?
94
00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,199
What? No.
95
00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,599
What?!
96
00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:30,839
No, I meant dealing beyond
the Braybrooke?
97
00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:33,319
All of this, from that blue thing...
98
00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,719
The sea.
99
00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,839
...to here, that's
some other fucker's turf, man.
100
00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,799
The Braybrooke estate is here,
Ewen Sheridan.
101
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,920
Oh.
102
00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:03,439
What if we set up a legit business
to clean the money?
103
00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,079
That speed bump over there
is broken.
104
00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,959
Right, I went fast
like you're meant to,
105
00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,799
and the bastard did me face in.
106
00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:15,239
I think you misunderstood
speed bumps.
107
00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,279
Listen, this business shite,
108
00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,119
you stick to being
a disabled drugs donkey
109
00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,560
and I'll focus on being
the criminal mastermind. Yeah?
110
00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,600
Ow.
111
00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,999
We should use the charity.
112
00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,479
It'll be a cover for the cash.
113
00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:42,919
When we "inspect" a venue's toilet,
114
00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,879
we could, instead,
115
00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:51,439
be dropping a "special delivery".
116
00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,679
Are you talkin' about doing...
117
00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,399
...poos?
118
00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,759
No. Oh.
119
00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,639
I'm talking about cocaine.
120
00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,359
Oh, right. Good, yeah.
121
00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,079
That's way less weird.
122
00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:12,439
Then any donations we get,
we feed through the charity.
123
00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,959
If we do this, right,
me one condish...
124
00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,159
I'm redesigning the logo.
125
00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,039
Cos this here, right?
This is fucking shite.
126
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,599
This looks like it were drawn
by a little blind girl.
127
00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,639
That's because
128
00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,159
it was.
129
00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,439
You what? Her name is Jane Wu
130
00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,439
and she prefers "Visually Impaired
Person with Restricted Growth".
131
00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,999
Which reminds me, have you
considered Human Resources?
132
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,119
Yes. I never thought
I'd say this sentence,
133
00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:47,239
but let's recruit
a criminal drugs gang.
134
00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,479
{\an8}Wait, I didn't agree
to bringing more random fuckers in.
135
00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:58,559
Don't you want to get rid of
the cocaine as quick as possible?
136
00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,159
{\an8}Got it. Have you met my mate...?
137
00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:05,319
Do not say Minibus Masir.
138
00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,519
Ewen!
139
00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,039
I hit pissy tile.
140
00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,599
Yes, Big!
141
00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,279
It's a tile that everyone tries
to aim their piss at.
142
00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,599
I hit it!
143
00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,119
Oh, what about Terry the Rodent?
144
00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,599
He went down
for topping an informant.
145
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,680
He's the rat who eats rats.
146
00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,399
A rodent.
147
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:30,279
I think rodents are the genre
of animal, not the...
148
00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,919
Ooh, Gandalf! Look! There is he now!
149
00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:37,119
You all right, Gandalf, mate?
How's it going?
150
00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:41,519
Seriously,
he fucking loves his powder.
151
00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,479
Are you sure that guy is on telly?
152
00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,079
And Lee Smith.
153
00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,959
He's fresh out the pen
after a six for murder.
154
00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,479
Or were it rape?
155
00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,319
I'm pretty sure it weren't rape.
156
00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,479
Er, Lee, Lee, Lee, mate?
157
00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,279
Were it rape?
158
00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:02,479
How do you know these boys?
159
00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,359
{\an8}Off a course. Cognitive...
160
00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,639
{\an8}...self-change.
161
00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,519
This lot need to be discreet.
162
00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:17,279
People the police don't know about.
163
00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,079
Disabled people.
164
00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,439
More of your lot? Right,
165
00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,519
definitely having Minibus Masir, then.
166
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,479
Mate! Can I bring the minibus?
167
00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:31,559
Good idea, a "Disability Bus".
168
00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:37,759
It's a perfect way
to get around unseen.
169
00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,719
Who else did you have in mind
for this Organised Crime Group?
170
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:47,319
How would you feel
about joining a gang?
171
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:51,000
Can I make a documentary about it?
172
00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,199
No.
173
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,919
What skills does HE have?
174
00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,039
He's pretty good
175
00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,159
at modern dance.
176
00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,039
Oh, yeah, right.
177
00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,319
Where would the Krays have been
without their backing dancers, hmm?
178
00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,999
Distraction. That's it.
179
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:15,919
Harry will keep up
Wee CU's social media presence.
180
00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,599
We're going to need more muscle too.
181
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,599
No offence, Mas. None taken.
182
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,119
I'm a kitten. Meow.
183
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,360
I know the guy.
184
00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,280
Watch out. Fly.
185
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,839
I didn't get it.
186
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,039
{\an8}The slightly hairier version of that
fuckin' muppet who lives in a bin?
187
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,559
He terrifies everyone.
188
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:46,839
Men, women, children,
pigeons, me.
189
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,679
He's in.
190
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,039
OK, right. My turn.
I reckon we need one more.
191
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:56,319
I reckon we need, erm,
a proper computer expert.
192
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,759
Wait. Isn't that MY job?
193
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,319
Click on "start application".
194
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,599
Who?
195
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,920
"Start application."
196
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,039
Agh!
You've closed the application page.
197
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,959
I will fucking slap you,
you robot bastard.
198
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,719
Gimme my application back!
199
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,399
Your mum?
200
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,119
She's been a bit down lately,
bless her.
201
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:25,359
Her disability thingy's been
downgraded cos MS is invisible.
202
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,079
Like some ghosts.
203
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:32,239
What does a 70-year-old woman
204
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,399
know about selling drugs?
205
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,679
I run youth club tuck shop
in me spare time.
206
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:44,239
I do sweets mostly,
and a bit of weed.
207
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:47,879
Don't cack yerself.
Keeps it cheap and weak.
208
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,880
It's like I like me men.
209
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,079
OK. Erm, Harry,
210
00:11:54,080 --> 00:12:02,680
are you sure you're not making
a documentary about gangsters?
211
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:09,359
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me! It's a fiction.
212
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:13,799
Not a doco. Hey, film me...
213
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,399
No.
214
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,439
So. This is...
215
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,599
Brown Hawk.
216
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,719
We should have discreet code names.
I'm Brown Hawk.
217
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,919
Sounds like a turd.
218
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,679
I'll be Shirley.
219
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:32,399
As in "Shirley he can't down
ten pints in five minutes".
220
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,199
I can, I have, and I will.
221
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,319
If you're Shirley, can I be Bassey?
I'm Minibus Masir.
222
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,719
SHE SNORES
I refuse to take a code name.
223
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,759
And, erm, I'll be
224
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,959
Judy Finnigan.
225
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:51,759
How about you start
with a rousing speech?
226
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,999
Fuck off.
227
00:12:54,000 --> 00:13:01,439
Right, so we're gonna use
the charity as cover
228
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,719
to sell loads of...
229
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,560
YELLS: ..cocaine!
230
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,399
SNORING
231
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,720
Oh, oh, right.
232
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,279
What's going on, dick-end?
233
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,519
We're starting another drugs gang, mam.
234
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,719
Come on.
235
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,519
Hey, love the tan, Sean.
236
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,799
I think that yellow sheen's
probably liver failure.
237
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,719
I'm livin' the dream.
Shame it's not mine.
238
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,399
OK, gang, social media content time.
239
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,720
Twist, swing, baby drip.
240
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,079
Twist.
241
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,239
Is it all going to be like this?
242
00:13:54,240 --> 00:14:00,079
"I am a disabled toilet."
243
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,919
"Venue."
244
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,599
My logo will be way better
than this confusing shite.
245
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,079
Well, we have to re-do them anyway.
The terminology's out of date.
246
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,879
How many did you print?
247
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,799
100. Right.
248
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,640
Thousand. What?
249
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,719
Do you have any examples
of your work, Ewen Sheridan?
250
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,280
Yeah, I do, man.
251
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:27,399
Mona gettin' really fuckin' Lisa'd.
252
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,799
No. Leonardo da Vinci painted that.
253
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:34,159
I'm pretty sure Leo didn't draw
254
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,199
the massive zoot.
255
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:44,359
Oh! We could get that printed
on stickers
256
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,959
with a QR code,
257
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,399
drum up more business.
258
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,759
Yeah, yeah, I fucking love stickers!
259
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,559
Oh, but... but Mona could be snorting
a line
260
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,999
off of Vincent Van Dyke's
arsehole or summat.
261
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,999
Yeah, well,
we could certainly use the image,
262
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,559
given it's in the public domain.
263
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:06,199
Is that what you're worried about -
264
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,159
copyright lawyers?
265
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,599
You bastards should be worrying
about Lennie.
266
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,399
Henry? Why?
267
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,199
He's the big bastard around here.
268
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:21,319
Once, he ate a chunk
of a rival dealer's brain.
269
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,399
I heard Lennie took someone's eyes
out and boiled them.
270
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,599
And then he spat them both
back into his head.
271
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,759
Yeah, didn't he nail an entire
family to the front of a Wilko's,
272
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,559
including the dog?
273
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:37,599
Lenny Henry did all of that? Why?
274
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,279
PHONE BUZZES
275
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,800
Sh, sh.
276
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:49,719
Oh, my God, have you been kidnapped?
277
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,239
Baby drip.
278
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,479
What? No. I'm at a silent, nude,
tech-free yoga Ayahuasca retreat
279
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,159
in Cheshire. I got your email.
280
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,919
Why have you hired four people?
281
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,959
Seven people.
282
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:06,959
Me, Hope and Harry
will now be taking a wage.
283
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,799
Emily, I'm concerned.
284
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,199
Do we need to talk
about your mental health?
285
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,519
No. Don't worry.
286
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:17,119
We've had a big donation.
287
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,799
Check the account.
288
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,119
Wow! Five grand! Great work!
289
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,239
Anyway, I'd better go.
290
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,279
Erm, enjoy your, erm,
291
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,319
nakedness. Bye.
292
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,679
MUSIC PLAYS
And action.
293
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,120
One, two, three.
294
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,119
The cocaine's in shot.
295
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,679
THEY SIGH, MUSIC STOPS
296
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,120
From the top, then?
297
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,079
What? Not here, man.
298
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,160
I can smell bacon.
299
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,679
Got a special delivery.
300
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,439
And I'm still boss, right.
301
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,879
Of course, Brown Hawk.
302
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:19,039
I'm never gonna be able
to call you that
303
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,559
without thinking about shit.
304
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:26,080
Ooh, beanbag. I love beanbag.
305
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,399
I love this place, man.
It's got it all.
306
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,559
Moon Man, dead people stuff,
307
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,599
and all these books just waiting
to be read.
308
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,720
But not by me,
by some other boring cunt.
309
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,479
Right. Two... Ah, for fuck's sake.
310
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,959
THEY BOTH GRUNT
311
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,360
I'm off to draw a new logo.
312
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,879
Oh, my God! Are you OK?
CHILD LAUGHS
313
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,759
I'm fine,
314
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,719
just... swallowed tongue.
315
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,319
Ewen?
316
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,760
It's Leo.
317
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,920
Oh, fuck.
318
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,319
I didn't know yous was still
around here.
319
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,839
I'm still in the GI with Pops
and Harry.
320
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,199
Dwayne, say hi to Ewen.
321
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,839
He was my...
322
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,880
In school, we were...
323
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,559
Well, yeah.
324
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,279
Ewen, this is Dwayne.
325
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,919
You all right, fella?
326
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,639
What's in it? What's in what?
327
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,599
What's in your hand? A fiver?
No. I were going for a fist bump.
328
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,199
Gimme a fiver, bum-head,
or my dad's gonna kill you.
329
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,559
Don't say that. It's naughty.
330
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,199
KICKING
Ah! Ow!
331
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,919
And stop doing that.
332
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,199
It's all right.
Is Ben out, then, yeah?
333
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,199
Nah, but I take this one
to see him every week.
334
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,839
Pack it in! Look, Dwayne,
335
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,559
there's a bin.
336
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,040
Gerrit, Dwayne. Gerrit!
337
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,559
Aww.
338
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,679
I reckon he should know
who his old man is, you know?
339
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,719
Yeah. Well, send him my love.
340
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,799
Er, not love.
341
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,679
Just say, erm, "All right, Ben?"
342
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,159
Actually, maybe don't say that.
343
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,359
Erm, don't even mention seeing me.
344
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,559
Not to Ben.
345
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,920
Yeah, I were never here, man.
346
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,239
Hey...
347
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,800
LEO GIGGLES
348
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,920
New coke on the Braybrooke, eh?
Why here? Why now?
349
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,080
There you go, guv.
350
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,600
I need a shot of that.
351
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,280
Boss, your torch is on.
352
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,679
If you swipe up, there's a menu.
353
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,880
It should have a little torch symbol
on it.
354
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,519
Fuck.
355
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,720
Excuse me!
356
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,799
Stop. Stop right there.
357
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,559
Oh, God, the bag.
358
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,639
Bloody speed bumps.
359
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,640
So are you two still, erm...?
360
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,279
Still...?
361
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,040
Still having, erm...
362
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,039
...fucks? Fucking?
363
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,159
Me and Ben are done. Right.
364
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,159
I only see good guys now.
365
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,399
Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
366
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,319
How's that working out for you?
367
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,479
I haven't had sex in two years.
368
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,039
Well, that's fantastic.
You think so, do you?
369
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,480
Yeah, I do, man, yeah.
Look, Leo, can I be real with you?
370
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,440
You're the most beautiful thing
in this town.
371
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,240
You always was and...
372
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,279
...you always will be.
373
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,160
What, I'm more beautiful
than the shrine?
374
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,839
Well, apart from that, obviously.
375
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,080
You're nowhere near as fit as
the shrine for a random dead boy.
376
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,760
Yeah, dead Stevie.
377
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,399
You really need to be careful with
these dry terrain tyres, you know.
378
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,079
They might claim to be
the toughest on the market
379
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,839
but they suffer terrible wear.
380
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,919
Oh, 'ere you are, what's this?
381
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,479
Erm, a backpack.
382
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,639
No, I meant, what model?
383
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,079
My daughter's right into this
patterny sort of thing.
384
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,119
This zip is nice and smooth,
isn't it?
385
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,279
Eh, does it ever get snagged?
386
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,360
I'll just...
387
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,719
Erm, I really ought to get off.
388
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,159
Where you off to? Anywhere nice?
389
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,479
It's none of my bloody business,
actually, is it?
390
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,719
Well, safe travels.
391
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,520
Oh, your torch is on.
392
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,999
Bye!
393
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,920
TRICKLING
"Having fucks?"
394
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,800
Why are you so thick, man?
395
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,919
Piss, pissy tile!
396
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,279
Pissy tile!
397
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,879
Do you think Brown Hawk's OK
in there?
398
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,479
Who? Ewen Sheridan has decided
we should have code names.
399
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,519
Can mine be Shirley?
400
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,759
I've always thought
it sounded so glamorous.
401
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,639
Shirley's taken.
402
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:51,319
I think I just chatted pretty bags
403
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,759
with a lovely police officer.
404
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,559
Why the fuck would you do that?
405
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,199
Keep your friends close.
406
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,599
Stab your enemies?
407
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,279
Is that the new logo?
408
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,719
I'm still colouring it in.
409
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,519
Is that me?
410
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,119
Yeah.
411
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,799
Why do I have claws?
412
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:19,159
Why's that toilet on fire?
413
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,439
Fire's cool, man.
414
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,439
So, do you like it?
415
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,639
Ewen, this is
416
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,720
a hate crime.
417
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,160
But do you like it?
418
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,280
Subtitles by Red Bee Media
419
00:23:57,330 --> 00:24:01,880
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
28777
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof