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[Bowling for Soup] ? There's another
hundred and four days of summer vacation ?
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? And school comes along just to end it ?
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? So the annual problem
for our generation ?
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? Is finding a good way to spend it ?
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? Like maybe ?
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? Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ?
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? Discovering something
that doesn't exist ?
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[Phineas] Hey!
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? Or giving a monkey a shower ?
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? Surfing tidal waves ?
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? Creating nano-bots
or locating Frankenstein's brain ?
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[Phineas] It's over here!
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? Finding a dodo bird ?
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? Painting a continent ?
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? Or driving our sister insane ?
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[Candace] Phineas!
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? As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ?
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? Before school starts this fall ?
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[Phineas] Come on, Perry!
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? So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ?
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? So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ?
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[Candace] Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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[? harmonica playing]
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[Phineas]
Don't worry, little fella.
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It's just your
annual vet visit.
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Plus the harmonica music's
probably not helping.
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Candace, you don't usually come to
these vet appointments.
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What do you mean?
He's a member of our family.
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Of course I'm concerned
with his health stuff.
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Oh, look,
there's a Slushy Dawg! Gotta go. Bye!
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Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy,
Jeremy, Jeremy, car!
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Jeremy, Jeremy,
Jeremy, Jeremy.
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Jeremy's working there today.
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That tracks.
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Whoa, this place is packed.
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This Chippin' Day brought in
way too many people.
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-We're swamped!
-When can we see the doctor?
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My Renaldo has
waiting room anxiety.
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Oh, my gosh, your leg.
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Oh, that's just his
denim scratching post.
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Hercules' appointment
was an hour ago.
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We're gonna be late
for the groomers.
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-Me too!
-Us too!
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-Them too!
-My Petunia's just fine waiting.
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But Petunia 2
wants her free chipping,
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and she wants it now!
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I'm so sorry, folks,
but if you'll be patient,
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the vet will see everyone
as quickly as she can.
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-That's not good enough!
-[all clamoring]
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If only these people
had something to do while they wait.
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Oh, Renaldo, I know
brushing soothes you.
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I'm so sorry Daddy
forgot your brush.
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Hmm. I'm formulating a plan.
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I know what
we're gonna do to--
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Oh, you're way ahead of me,
Ferb.
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We'll build the ultimate
while-you-wait pet wash
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and grooming machine.
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I'll call the gang.
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[smartwatch ringing]
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And for once, we know
exactly where Perry is.
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-[smartwatch beeps]
-Hello, Agent P.
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We were concerned
because we tracked you to the Slushy Dawg.
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I mean, do you know how much
sodium is in their hot dogs?
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[gags] But by the third bite,
you're committed.
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Now we see you're at the vet
across the street,
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which is even more concerning.
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Agent P, you cannot be chipped
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or your host family
could track you at all times.
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So could your enemies.
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Carl, are you familiar
with the phrase "No duh"?
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Getting chipped could put the
entire operation in danger,
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so avoid it by
any means necessary.
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But it's, uh-- it's always
good to have a checkup.
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It is flea and tick season.
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Yes. Yes, it is, Carl.
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Why do I do this to myself?
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I'm not even thinking
about hot dogs,
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and I just walked
by this place
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and it's like
I lose all control.
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Ich! But by the third bite,
you're committed.
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Wait, is that--
is that Perry the Platypus?
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Well, he is an animal.
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Maybe he's got worms
or something.
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He should watch what he eats.
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Hmm. What is he doing?
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Look at him over there,
protagonizing.
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Now I have to go over there
and antagonize.
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[sighs] Oh, one more bite.
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Oh, I hate myself.
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Wow.
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Nobody puts condiments
on dogs like you do.
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That might be why they made me
assistant junior manager.
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Just got promoted.
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Wow. So you're
conditionally in charge?
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Well, only on weekends
before 11:00, but...
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Candace, I love that you
came to visit,
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but rules are rules.
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"Paying customers only." Fine.
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One Slushy fries, handsome.
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There's also that sign.
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"No flirting with employees."
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Is it that big of a problem?
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One chili dog.
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And your shirt color
really suits your eyes.
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You've already been
warned, Buford.
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[? upbeat scatting
music playing]
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[gasps]
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[screaming]
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Mmm!
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Whoo!
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-Yay!
-Yay!
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Thank goodness.
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The main office is
sending over
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a temporary vet to help.
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Give him this chipping gun
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and send him to exam room 1
when he gets here.
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Oh, hello.
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Have you seen
a platypus around here?
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About yea high,
very trappable.
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Oh, you're the doctor.
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No, I'm-- Yes, I am.
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I am a doctor.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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A lot of people just stampede
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straight to pharmacists
for some reason.
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-I don't know why--
-Great. Here's the chipping gun.
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-Follow me.
-A chipping gun?
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Like a tracking chip?
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Wait a minute.
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Just so I understand
this correctly,
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this is an apparatus
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that will plant a tracking
chip into an animal,
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allowing anyone to know where they are
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-at all times?
-Mmm-hmm.
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I could put a chip in my goat.
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[screaming]
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No, wait.
Even better, my goldfish.
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[screaming]
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[gasps]
Or even better than that,
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I can chip Perry the Platypus!
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[laughs] This is amazing.
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This is like
a platypus find-inator
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that I didn't even have
to think of or build.
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It's like getting a freebie.
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Man, I need to hit
Slushy Dawg more often.
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Sorry, thighs.
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[thighs screaming]
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Now all I need is to find
Perry the Platypus.
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Right this way, Doctor.
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In here,
you'll find a platypus.
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Really?
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Oh, this is too easy.
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Ha!
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Oh, wait. You're just
a regular platypus.
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I'm sorry, you're
completely useless to me. No offense.
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Now, which roomy
the roomypuss
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would Perry the Platypus
be in?
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[? funky music playing]
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? If you have a terrier
or something hairier ?
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? We can clean them up
for you ?
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? Just let 'em on out
of that carrier ?
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? If you've got a Maltese
or maybe a Pekinese ?
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? We can give them a blowout
with just a little tease ?
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? At the pet wash ?
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? We can bathe and brush
and bevel ?
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? At the pet wash ?
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? Get your animal
up to next-level ?
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? At the pet wash ?
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? Might've come in here
lookin' disheveled ?
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? But you're gonna
walk out the door saying, "Oh, my gosh ?
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? It's a 10 out of 10
It's the best pet wash" ?
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? Pet wash ?
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? We're as good as
the advertising ?
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? At the pet wash ?
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? When we're done
you won't recognize 'em ?
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-? At the pet wash ?
-? Pet wash, oh, yeah ?
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? Check out our merchandise ?
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? And if you thought your pup
would never be this posh ?
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Then you seriously
underestimated us.
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? Pet wash! ?
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Perry the Platypus?
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Where are you?
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Aha! Perry the Platypus!
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No, uh, Phil the accountant.
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Doctor,
about Hazel's eczema...
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[whimpering]
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Oh! [laughs] Whoops.
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Uh, I'm just gonna
eczema this room.
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Perry the Platypus?
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Oh, no, I didn't know
you were so sick.
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Stay with me!
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Wait. You're not
Perry the Platypus?
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That's Felix, my beaver.
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He likes to
hide under a blankie.
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Yeah, I think I'm just gonna
eczema this room, too.
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Doctor, you're supposed
to be in exam room 1 with the platypus.
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I'm actually not familiar
with this species.
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Mind if I stay and observe?
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Well, I guess I could warm up
with this platypus.
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And here you go.
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Hey, no-- Hold still!
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Hold still!
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Hold still-- Argh!
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It's a good thing
I have this practice platypus,
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because this is much harder
than I thought.
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Yow, brain freeze.
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[groans]
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[sighs] So, anyway,
as I was saying,
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how nice is this
to be taking a little break--
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-[clears throat]
-Ah, man.
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Okay. Okay.
Paying customer here.
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[suppressed burp] Hit me with another
chili dog, but hold the onions.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
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how nice to be taking a break?
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[slurping]
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Phineas and Ferb?
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Mom! Mom! Mom!
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-Mom! Mom!
-How's it going?
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Oh, yeah, Jeremy got all his shots
and Perry got promoted.
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But you gotta come back to
see what the boys are doing.
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Fine. I'll see you soon.
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Even Perry the Platypus
isn't this difficult.
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Maybe he's nervous
because I'm here.
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[panting] Oh, yeah. Good.
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I don't think I can
keep up this vet thing for--
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Perry the Platypus!
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How did you get in here?
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Oh, never mind.
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[laughs] Behold!
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Well, it started as a chipping gun,
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but now it's my
Platypus Finder-inator!
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You missed the whole
rebranding process.
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Trying to chip me?
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How original.
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My idea. Copycat, copycat.
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? Baow chicka baow wow... ?
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Hey, Perry the Platypus,
you want some fish with those chips?
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[laughing]
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Aah!
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Eh, I'm starting to think
that's not the temp vet.
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Yeah? Then where is he?
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[chomps]
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And now I'm committed.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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You are chipped now, baby.
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Aah!
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[grunts]
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[muttering]
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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, hurry!
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[screaming]
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A sun shower, how lovely.
252
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,836
-But--
-Oh, look, Candace, a rainbow.
253
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,754
But, but, but, but...
254
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,923
Thanks for your help, kids.
255
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,301
It got a little crazy there
for a while.
256
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,677
Our pleasure.
257
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,346
I'm happy to report that Perry
has a clean bill of health.
258
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,557
Oh, I almost forgot.
It's free chipping today.
259
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,100
Would you like
to have him chipped?
260
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,811
Nah, he's a platypus.
261
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,354
They don't do much.
262
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,981
[sighs] Phew.
263
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,691
[chipping gun beeping]
264
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,359
Funny.
265
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,403
It senses one of you
have been chipped.
266
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,906
That's me.
From that time I went feral.
267
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,867
? De ker na ferb
na vilder verd! ?
268
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,702
[screams]
269
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,624
Ready? One, two, three.
270
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,002
And off she goes.
271
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,879
Baljeet, cue the live feed.
272
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,797
The ball should arrive
at Mount Kilimanjaro
273
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,883
in roughly 11 minutes.
274
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,886
Cool, the first-ever game
of lacrosse country.
275
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,888
It's kind of weird
that we're doing it at night.
276
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,598
Well, that's just because
it'll be morning
277
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,475
in Africa when it lands.
278
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,977
I just hope Ferb makes it back
in time to see it happen.
279
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,395
What is Ferb doing?
280
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,939
I don't know. He didn't say.
281
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,735
What should we do
while we wait?
282
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:16,861
Hmm.
283
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,613
-[gasps]
-Do not even think about
284
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,114
suggesting the
bread bowl hot tub again.
285
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,407
Too late, already thunk.
286
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,951
What about
regular-sized lacrosse,
287
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,077
but rocket-powered?
288
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,038
Great idea, Isabella.
Perry can be the ref.
289
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,539
Hey, where is Perry?
290
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,586
Apologies, Agent P.
291
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,838
And sorry for calling you in
after hours.
292
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,132
Fish have been
mysteriously disappearing
293
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,384
all over Danville.
294
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,594
Smells like Doofenshmirtz
to me.
295
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,305
You know, because he often
smells a lot like fish.
296
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,057
Mackerel, specifically.
297
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,892
Get back on that camera, Carl.
298
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,519
[scoffs] Interns these days.
299
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,688
What are we even
not paying them for?
300
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,439
Unfortunately,
we're running low on budget
301
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,816
because we spent
most of our money
302
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,901
making new entrances
for your lair.
303
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,862
Get to Doofenshmirtz' quickly
before your overtime kicks in.
304
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,576
He always forgets
to turn off the lights.
305
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,537
I'll just get it
with the remote.
306
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,831
[? disco music playing]
307
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,792
Why do we even have
a dance party setting?
308
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,544
Worth every penny, sir.
309
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,797
Well, that's it for me, Carl.
310
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,800
The season premiere of
Workplace Acquaintances is tonight,
311
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,969
and I hear the episode
is really tepid.
312
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,887
Oh, I've got to get
to my part-time job.
313
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:25,972
I'm late for work.
314
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,181
This is your job, Carl.
315
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,558
Everything else is a hobby.
316
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,436
[scoffs] Youths these days.
317
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,939
Right this way, please.
318
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,281
No lobster.
This is turf and turf night.
319
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,949
We've got a food critic
out there.
320
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,617
[grunts]
321
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,494
[Major Monogram on smartwatch]
Carl, where are you?
322
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,579
I'm at work, sir.
323
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,039
Sure you are.
324
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,999
Agent P still hasn't
finished his mission
325
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,667
and our trackers show
he's in your area.
326
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,128
Wait. How would you know
Agent P is near me
327
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,755
unless you have a tracker
in me, too?
328
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,922
Never mind that, Carl.
329
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,382
His overtime is expensive,
330
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,676
and you, on the other hand,
are free.
331
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,428
So stop goofing off,
find Doof,
332
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,096
and help Agent P
finish up fast.
333
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,181
[glass smashing]
334
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,391
-[diners screaming]
-[laughing]
335
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,770
I think I found him, sir.
336
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,732
Thanks for taking time
out of your evening
337
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,442
to thwart me,
Perry the Platypus.
338
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,526
You know the old saying,
339
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,779
"Give a man a fish,
he eats for a day.
340
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,238
Give a man a fish-inator,
341
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:29,452
and he can rule the entire
Tri-State Area!"
342
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,620
Order's up.
343
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,794
I'm still working on a real
evil application for this,
344
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,878
but, for now, I'll settle
345
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,255
for serving people
live fish without consent.
346
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,381
That's a little evil.
347
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,466
Toodles.
348
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,804
Agent P,
let me help you with that.
349
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,139
Is this sushi grade?
350
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,600
I can handle things here,
Agent P.
351
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,310
You go after Doofenshmirtz.
352
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,941
? Carl, removing fish
from plates ?
353
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,528
? Carl, because
nobody ordered that ?
354
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,572
? Carl, serving turf
and turf ?
355
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,325
? He's so much more
than an intern ?
356
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,869
Brilliant work, Carl.
357
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,913
You truly are
the cream of the corn.
358
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,123
Oh, thanks, boss.
359
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,959
Now, check in on that critic
for me, won't you?
360
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,919
Uh, excuse me.
361
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,963
Can I ask how
the review is going?
362
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,464
Oh, I'm not a food critic.
363
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,299
I'm just working
on my screenplay.
364
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,260
Well, do you have
any notes on the food?
365
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,679
The appetizer
felt unmotivated.
366
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,514
Oh, weasel toes.
367
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,933
I've got to get into costume
and get to my next job.
368
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,226
Good luck, Carl.
369
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,104
Hmm. Well, if he's not
the food critic, who is?
370
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,188
[Ferb] Mmm.
371
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,816
How was the meal, sir?
372
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,442
The turf was excellent,
373
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,653
but the turf left a bit
to be desired.
374
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,536
[smartwatch ringing]
375
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,704
What is it now, sir?
376
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,205
Carl, Agent P isn't done
377
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,124
and you're literally
clowning around.
378
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,917
But, sir, I'm at work.
379
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,294
You mean hobby.
380
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,461
-Go help him.
-[gasps]
381
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,672
[laughs] A birthday party.
382
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,466
Perfect. This is next on
the list of things I can ruin.
383
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,136
With fish! [laughing]
384
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,929
I wish this was a gift card.
385
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,014
I don't.
386
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,307
[children crying]
387
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,644
Keep after Doof, Agent P.
388
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,812
I'll fix things here.
389
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,816
? Carl, cheering up children ?
390
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,320
? Carl, moonlighting
as a party clown ?
391
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,531
? Carl, puts fish
in a fountain ?
392
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,993
? He's so much more
than an intern! ?
393
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,330
Now blow out your candles
and make a wish.
394
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,499
I wish for this experience
not to traumatize me for life.
395
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,584
I don't.
396
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,669
[Ducky Momo] Nice save, man.
397
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,379
-You doing okay?
-Yeah. Thanks.
398
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,423
I just have to get
to my next job.
399
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,220
I have an engineering degree.
400
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,432
[both laughing]
401
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,185
Huh. Usually,
some unforeseen element
402
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,354
would have removed
our invention by now.
403
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,564
Perhaps we should
take it down.
404
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,774
[both grunt]
405
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,026
I'm sure nature will
find a way.
406
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,361
[Phineas and Isabella
laughing]
407
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,619
You're just in time,
delivery boy dude.
408
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,037
I got a fresh one going out.
409
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,705
This one's priority, pal.
410
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,874
It's perplexing
how impatient patrons are
411
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,460
for a pizza pie with
their profile pic upon it.
412
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,212
[chuckles] Alliteration.
413
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,380
Don't be late.
414
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,675
Remember, customer retention
is way more important
415
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,927
than employee mental health.
416
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,720
-[exclaims]
-[smartwatch ringing]
417
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,264
Carl, what are you doing?
418
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,974
I already told you.
I'm at work.
419
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,935
No excuses. Agent P is going
into triple overtime
420
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,895
and OWCA will be bankrupt.
421
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,230
Sir, I really shouldn't be--
422
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,482
Oh, commercial's over.
My show's about to start.
423
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,817
Just get to it, Carl.
424
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,151
[sighs]
425
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,572
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
So I figured it all out.
426
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,782
A fish in the hand
is worth two in the inator,
427
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,160
but a fish in everyone's hands
means they can't stop me
428
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,998
from taking over
the entire Tri-State Area.
429
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,334
Because their hands are full.
430
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,627
Of fish.
431
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,313
Go get him, Agent P.
432
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,607
And I've got
a pizza to deliver.
433
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,858
[laughing]
434
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,527
[grunts] Ow.
435
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,322
Oh, so that's how
you want to do this, huh?
436
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,366
Let's see how you karate chop
with your hands full of fish.
437
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,537
Huh?
438
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,457
Okay. Time to fight fish
with fish.
439
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,958
You know, like surf and surf.
440
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,796
Aah! Aah! Aah!
441
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,010
[yawns] What are you doing?
442
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,386
It's so late.
443
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,014
Yes. Yes, it is.
444
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,849
Well, if it's still here
in the morning,
445
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,309
I'm gonna bust you guys.
446
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,563
[yawns] You're going
down, down, down.
447
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,571
[all cheer]
448
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,828
See?
Nature always finds a way.
449
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,497
We are not
fish-leaping distance
450
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,165
within any body of water.
451
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,541
How is that nature?
452
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,381
Oh. So you give
a platypus a fish,
453
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,174
and he clogs your inator.
454
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,301
[fish-inator beeping rapidly]
455
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,598
Wait.
Where did all the fish go?
456
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,686
I can't believe
you opened an aquarium,
457
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,479
but forgot to buy any fish.
458
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,865
And there they are.
459
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,576
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
460
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,709
[? hard rock music playing]
461
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,092
? Carl, delivering pizzas ?
462
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:21,595
? Carl, but the elevator's down ?
463
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,932
? Carl, whatever
he'll just take the stairs ?
464
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:28,477
? Carl, it's only
eight floors off the ground ?
465
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,605
? Moonlighting hours
have been awfully frenetic ?
466
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,900
? I'm telling you, this kid
has got a crazy work ethic ?
467
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,904
? He's so much more
than an intern! ?
468
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,323
[panting]
469
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,077
-Sorry for the delay.
-[customer] It's been over 30 minutes.
470
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,413
That means my pizza is free--
471
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,081
Wait. Carl? Is that you?
472
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,000
Major Monogram?
473
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,587
Well, Carl, if you hadn't
wasted your evening
474
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,755
with all your silly antics,
475
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,090
maybe you'd be able
to deliver a pizza on time.
476
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,341
"Silly antics"?
477
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,010
I told you three times now.
478
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,137
Those are my part-time jobs!
479
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,889
Oh, I thought you
were joking about that.
480
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,682
But, you know,
seeing you in uniform
481
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,225
and handing me a pizza,
482
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,894
I admit I might be mistaken.
483
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,645
Sir, I'm an unpaid intern.
484
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,773
How do you think I afford
to pay rent?
485
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,691
With experience and exposure?
486
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,235
I even have to pay
for my own parking at OWCA.
487
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,155
This internship
is actually costing me money.
488
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,407
I love this job,
489
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,992
but if I keep having
to work like this,
490
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,744
even in my off-hours, I--
491
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,165
You know, Carl,
I see firsthand
492
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,209
just how much you do for OWCA.
493
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,877
And although
it goes without saying,
494
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,295
I'm going to say it,
495
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,380
you are one of
the hardest workers I know,
496
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,799
and you're not just an intern.
497
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,467
You're more than an intern.
498
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,640
Thanks, sir.
499
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,974
That means a lot.
500
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,393
In fact,
why don't you come on in
501
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,479
and enjoy a slice on me?
502
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,731
And I've even got
a special surprise for you.
503
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,025
You're getting paid.
504
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,445
I'm-- I'm being promoted
to paid intern?
505
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,155
No. For the delivery,
506
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,741
even though it was
37 seconds late.
507
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,994
But I will be sure
to validate your parking.
508
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,830
[laughs] A "paid intern."
509
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,915
That would be preposterous.
510
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,627
Wow. I think my career just
took a giant step forward.
511
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,546
I don't.
512
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,089
Can it, Brittany.
513
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,220
Finally.
514
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,681
-Honey!
-[wife] I'll see in the morning.
515
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:34,061
? If you have a terrier
or something hairier ?
516
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,938
? We can clean them up
for you ?
517
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,232
? Just let 'em on out
of that carrier ?
518
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:42,152
? If you've got a Maltese
or maybe a Pekinese ?
519
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,823
? We can give them a blowout
with just a little tease ?
520
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,033
? At the pet wash ?
521
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,869
? We can bathe and brush
and bevel ?
522
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,871
? At the pet wash ?
523
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,539
? Get your animal
up to next-level ?
524
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,083
? And if you thought your pup
would never be this posh ?
525
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,377
Then you seriously
underestimated us.
526
00:22:58,427 --> 00:23:02,977
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