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? There's another hundred and four days
of summer vacation ?
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? And school comes along just to end it ?
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? So the annual problem
for our generation ?
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? Is finding a good way to spend it ?
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? Like maybe ?
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? Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ?
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? Discovering something
that doesn't exist ?
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Hey!
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? Or giving a monkey a shower ?
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? Surfing tidal waves ?
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? Creating nano-bots
or locating Frankenstein's brain ?
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It's over here!
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? Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ?
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? Or driving our sister insane ?
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Phineas!
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? As you can see,
there's a whole lot of stuff ?
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? To do before school starts this fall ?
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Come on, Perry!
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? So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ?
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? So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ?
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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A little bit more to the left.
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No. To the left of the pickles. Perfect!
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Hey, Phineas. What you do... Woah!
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That's a lot of deli.
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It's more than that.
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It's an actual submarine
sandwich submarine.
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I can't believe we hadn't
thought of it sooner.
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Oh, sure, you like this
bread-related activity but not mine?
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Are you still going on
about that bread bowl hot tub?
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It's a long summer and I am a patient man.
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[Linda] So, I hope
the Sandcastle-Building Queen
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is ready to defend her crown today.
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Yeah, yeah. Building castles made of sand.
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I know it's today, Mom,
but right now I have bigger fish to fry.
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The boys are building
the biggest and stupidest thing
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in Phineas and Ferb history.
Wait till you see this
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ridiculous overly literal monstrosity.
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Candace! Hey hey!
Don't let your brothers distract you.
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Not today. Your unlimited
sandcastle potential is at stake.
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-But, but, but...
-Well, I'm heading to the beach now,
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with my famous sub sandwiches.
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I'll see you there, winner.
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-[call disconnects]
-Oh, yeah, you'll see me.
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And you'll also see
what the boys are making.
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[giggle builds to maniacal cackling]
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And this is what the sandwich
would look like in a storm.
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-[thunder rumbling]
-[all] Ooh!
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But today, we're gonna plant our flag
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in the deepest part of the ocean.
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The Mariana Trench! [grunts]
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Mariana Trench?
Then we're gonna need trench coats?
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Sounds exciting and dangerous.
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Oh, here we go.
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"Little Miss Safety Patch" strikes again.
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Uh-uh-uh. Some would
say I got most of these safety patches
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from pulling your biscuits
out of the fire.
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I like my biscuits hot!
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Anyway, we're gonna need
high pressure hull insulation,
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radar, sonar, and a periscope.
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Absolutely!
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Speaking of high pressure
hull insulation...
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where's Perry?
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Intriguing segue.
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[? spy music playing]
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Morning, Agent P, I... Wait, what?
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-Why am I a sock puppet?
-[Carl] It's a filter, Sir.
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-Well, turn it off! I hate it.
-[Carl] I don't know what button you hit.
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Why would this even be an option?
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It was part of the bundle.
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Okay, it's funny when it's you. [laughs]
I'm just gonna roll with it.
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Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has been stealing
people's food right off their plates.
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It's rude, even for him.
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-Clearly his mom didn't teach him...
-[plate shatters]
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-[cat meows]
-...a lot of things.
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Which is why we all have a job.
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So get to it, Agent P.
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Eh, hold on sir,
I think I found the button.
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Whoops!
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[sighs] You're such a weenie, Carl.
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? Doofenshmirtz
Evil Incorporated! ?
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Ah, Pericles the Platypus!
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I don't know what Perry is short for,
so I'm just trying stuff out.
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Until you tell me any different,
Pericles the Platypus. That's your name.
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-In the meantime...
-[button clicks]
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It's the surf n' turf n' pus special.
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You see, you're the turf,
and the lobster's the surf
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and I guess you're also the surf,
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'cause you're semi-aquatic
and... Oh, never mind.
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You see, I'm stuck here
waiting for my oven repairman
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who gave me a ridiculous window.
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Not this ridiculous window
of me kicking an orange.
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Long story, don't even ask.
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I'm talking about
a ridiculous window of time.
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From 5:00 a.m. this morning
until a week from Tuesday.
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I've gotta wait around.
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I'm stuck here and I can't go out
to get any food, so I invented...
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The "Fork-It-Over-inator!"
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I type in the kind of food I want here,
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which sends a message to
a decommissioned cold war spy satellite,
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which then bounces
the signal right back here,
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an unnecessary step
I am still very proud of.
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That signal fires off this
surprisingly expensive
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fork harpoon into said food
wherever the inator finds it,
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and reels said food right back here to me.
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If the world can't be my oyster,
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then the Tri-State Area will be my buffet!
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Everyone's food will be my food.
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I am so lazy.
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Ow!
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Ugh, turns out that wasn't actual food.
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But you get the idea,
Periodontal the Platypus.
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Blink twice if I'm getting warmer.
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Our sub should carry us deeper
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than anyone has ever been before. In meat.
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And a little extra yeast in the baguette
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will increase our overall maneuverability.
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And what's the science behind this?
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Please save your questions till the end.
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-Is it the end?
-No. And that is also a question.
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[pirate] ? Let's build a sub
with meat and cheese ?
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? To dive beneath the open seas ?
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? A mayo and a mustard squeeze ?
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? Classic deli style ?
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? Toasted bread with sesame seeds ?
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? Tomatoes, ham and pepperoncinis ?
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? But can you hold the onions, please? ?
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-? We'll be at sea awhile ?
-[burps]
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? It's our underwater
luncheon meat machine ?
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? Made with salted
savory pressurized cuisine ?
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? We're traveling to depths
you've never seen ?
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? In a submarine sandwich submarine ?
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? Sandwich submarine ?
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[vocalizing]
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? Sandwich submarine ?
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-Who are you?
-I'm an oven repair guy,
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but I've got time to kill.
Nowhere to be until a week from Tuesday.
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-[cell phone beeps]
-Phineas and Ferb
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and some oven repairman,
apparently, are building a--
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Honey, where are you?
The sandcastle competition started.
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Something, uh, big came up, and, uh--
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Please, don't tell me
this is about the boys.
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-Is this about the boys?
-You told me not to tell you.
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Can you hear how
disappointed my face looks?
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It's okay. We'll be there soon,
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-helicopter's coming.
-[Linda] What?
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Who, me? Oh, I'm just
an innocent stowaway.
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[giggles]
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All right, everybody, hop in!
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Ah! Eat that, Periwinkle the Platypus!
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Hey, no! No! Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Timeout! Timeout. That's my good china.
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Here. This is my bad china. Have at you.
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We've done it. We're at the ocean floor.
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Ha-ha! I got you!
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Just wait till Mom sees,
whatever all this is.
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Oh, hey, Candace.
Always room for one more.
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We're about to stick our flag
in the deepest part of the ocean!
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Um, is the Mariana Trench supposed
to have two gross blood-shot eyes?
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No. Why do you ask?
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-That's why.
-[gasps]
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-[screams]
-We gotta get out of here.
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Move over, Ferb!
I've almost got my license.
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Come on, gimme something good.
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes
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or, you know, whatever
the food equivalent of that is.
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You get it.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Grrr! Big money, big money, no whammy!
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No dessert until your plate
is clear. [exclaims]
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Woohoo!
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[all] Aw!
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Luckily, I'm wealthy and can afford more.
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[laughs] I'm so alone.
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[grunts]
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Table. Table. Buffet.
Ooh, prime rib. Wealthy.
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[Phineas] Whoa!
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Quick! We've only got
one shot or this sub is toast.
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Hit the dead man's drop maneuver.
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That doesn't sound very safe.
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It's safer than being eaten
by a giant fish monster.
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Move over, Candace! Everyone, hold on!
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[all screaming]
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We may be doomed, but these nimble fingers
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and five years of violin lessons
can play us out in style.
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[playing a sad tune]
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[Phineas] It's still gaining on us.
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And it's eating bits of our sub.
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Perhaps in hindsight, we should not have
made our submarine out of food.
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We gotta get out of here.
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Good thing we have an escape vehicle.
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It's our substitute submarine
sandwich submarine.
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A sub sub sub, if you will.
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We just have to open this hatch,
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-and we'll be home free.
-[exclaims] Huh! There is no handle.
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Why are there bite marks?
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-Nobody packed any snacks.
-We can't get in the escape pod?
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Well, we can't get in the escape pod,
but maybe we can still use it.
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Isabella, swing around to starboard.
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[all screaming]
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Ferb, eject the pod!
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What? But that's our only way out of--
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We just need to distract it.
Jettison the sub!
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[gulps]
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[burps]
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It was made of food, too.
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Everybody to your stations.
We're surfacing.
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Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
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Where were you, sweetie?
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-We're all waiting for your submission.
-Oh, come with me, Mom.
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I've got a submission, all right.
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A sub-mission.
You will not believe your eyes.
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Okay, I believe I won't believe my eyes.
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This was actually productive.
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This food fight
is gonna feed me for weeks.
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And thank you for washing your hands.
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Food safety and even-length shoelaces,
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two things people
always take for granted--
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Wait, has that time clock
always been there?
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[screaming]
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Nice serve! Wait. Is that Love Handel?
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Oh, that's gonna burn tomorrow!
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[grunting]
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Mom! Mom! Look!
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-Oh, look!
-Wait, what?
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No! It was a real submarine, I swear.
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Oh, I get it,
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a submarine sandwich
submarine sand sculpture.
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You've got such special skills, sweetie.
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You've really outdone yourself.
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I'm so proud of you, and I ran
into a sandcastle college recruiter
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who thinks he can get you a scholarship.
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-Ten out of ten!
-Ugh!
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-But, but, but... I didn't do this!
-[kids cheering]
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Oh, there you are, Perry!
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[chitters]
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[knock on door]
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And, he missed his window.
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I can't believe my baby is 16
and taking her driver's license test.
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-[teenager] Why? [sobbing]
-I can't believe my baby is 16
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and failed her driver's license test.
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And another one bites the dust.
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Don't worry, sweetie. You got this!
243
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,393
You know the driver's manual by heart,
244
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,063
and your dad and the boys
have been helping you parallel park.
245
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,648
[tires screeching]
246
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,150
[screams]
247
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,321
Yeah, yeah, that was helpful.
248
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,031
-[cell phone vibrating]
-Here's your dad.
249
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,742
Hello! Just calling to say
good luck on your test.
250
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,870
Imagine the newfound freedom
you'll have if you don't fail.
251
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,831
-Which of course you won't.
-Then why are you fixing my bike?
252
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,668
What-What, this? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
253
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,879
I have all the confidence.
This is, uh, this is just in case...
254
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,714
-[man] Candace Flynn.
-[yelps]
255
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,049
[Linda] She's right here!
256
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,594
I'll be waiting over
at the park till your test is over.
257
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,887
Break a leg, sweetheart!
258
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,354
All right, let's get this over with.
259
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,439
[groans nervously]
260
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,566
Coming.
261
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,574
Whoa! What you doing?
262
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,537
Check it out. Gecko Gear!
263
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,123
We got the idea from watching
a gecko documentary.
264
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,457
They can lick their own eyes.
265
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,128
But more importantly,
they can climb up walls,
266
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,046
which is why we made
these gloves and boots
267
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,883
from thermoplastic polymers that can
stick and re-stick to any surface.
268
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,428
Um, 12% more gumminess, Ferb.
269
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,849
[wind blows]
270
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,393
[machine powers up]
271
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,564
[machine beeps rapidly]
272
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,238
Nailed it. 12% exactly!
273
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:45,283
Of course, geckos don't have springs,
so we added that part.
274
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,744
Grab a set!
275
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,499
We thought it might be fun
276
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,002
to take a sticky tour
around Danville today.
277
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,838
Get out of the yard
and stretch our polymers.
278
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,549
Let's go! Cool.
279
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,844
Ah! Oh! [giggles]
280
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,263
My spring may be wound a little too tight.
281
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,307
I've been saying that for years.
282
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,684
[panicked yelling]
283
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,270
-Follow Baljeet!
-Yay!
284
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,274
Hey, am I the only one
wondering where Perry is?
285
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,487
[? spy music playing]
286
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,992
Oh, hello, Agent P.
That portrait turned out great, didn't it?
287
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,994
I left a copy on your desk there, Agent P.
288
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,538
[Major Monogram] We clean up
pretty nice, don't we, team?
289
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,708
Anyhoo, Doofenshmirtz
was up all night tinkering with his car.
290
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,462
Now, we know
he's not a car guy, so something is up.
291
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,422
We've tracked him
to the local grocery store.
292
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,049
Go check on him, Agent P.
293
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,135
[? investigative music playing]
294
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,972
Sir, are you flexing your arms
295
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,058
-in this one?
-No! No, I'm not!
296
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,728
And if you happen to be looking
for the beach, Carl, it's that way.
297
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,108
[grunts]
298
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,403
[chuckles nervously]
299
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,988
Start the car.
300
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,907
Okay. Start the car.
301
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,076
Ow! Whoops. [giggles]
302
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,206
[engine starts]
303
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,332
[tires screeching]
304
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,962
[? tense music playing]
305
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,180
[all cheering and laughing]
306
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,689
-[horns honking]
-[screams]
307
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,737
Longer sustained movements are preferable.
308
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,872
[groans]
309
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:03,129
Ah, hello, Perry the Platypus.
You shop here, too?
310
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,424
Do you need a basket? [laughs]
311
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,384
Funny, I've never thought
about you shopping.
312
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,220
Aw, your little cart
with your little groceries.
313
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,055
You're a complete mystery to me.
314
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,933
You can relate to this big problem I have.
315
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,228
Don't you hate it when you get stuck
in traffic coming home from the store
316
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,689
and you have ice cream
and other perishables?
317
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,274
Don't ask why I don't have any bags.
318
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,319
Anyway, then everything
starts melting and... hold on.
319
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,154
[cart rattles]
320
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,533
Yes, of course I return the cart.
I'm evil, I'm not a monster.
321
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:37,038
Anyway, behold the RedGreenShift-inator!
322
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,582
It can turn street lights
from red to green,
323
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,252
and get me home
before my groceries get grosseries.
324
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,922
There's something in there,
I'll workshop it later.
325
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,926
Anyway, I simply
press this button, and switcharooney!
326
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,428
[tires screeching]
327
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,681
Look, I know what you're thinking.
328
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,059
This could be dangerous
with traffic and all.
329
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,395
But have you had
room temperature tuna, Perry the Platypus?
330
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,064
That's the real danger.
331
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,816
That's the collapse
of society right there.
332
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,694
-[engine starts]
-Okay! Things are a-thawin'. Toodles!
333
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,529
[key chirps]
334
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,740
[Candace] Okay, you want me to go left,
335
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,368
but can't I technically make
three rights to make the left?
336
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,286
I mean, I know two wrongs
don't make a right,
337
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,330
but three rights do make a left, right?
338
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,667
-Ugh.
-[Phineas] Hey!
339
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,543
There's Candace taking her test.
340
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,836
Go, Candace!
341
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,338
-You got this.
-Go, Candace!
342
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,048
-You got this, Candace.
-Go, Candace!
343
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,884
Don't get nervous and make
a series of bad decisions
344
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,763
that cause you to fail your driver's test
and haunt you for the rest of your life!
345
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,766
-Buford!
-What? I told her not to do that.
346
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,853
Phineas and Ferb,
I am busting your biscuits.
347
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,482
Buckle up, dude. It's about to get real.
348
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,527
? I follow the rules ?
349
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,571
? Obeying all of the signs ?
350
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,407
? I'm not incurring any traffic fines ?
351
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,076
? I'm only passing
on a dotted white line ?
352
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,495
? I'm not distracted
by the traffic noise ?
353
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,416
? I paid attention
in my driver's ed class ?
354
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,460
? I'm fully focused
hoping I'm gonna pass ?
355
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,005
? I pop the clutch
and put my foot on the gas ?
356
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,384
? You know I'm gonna bust those boys ?
357
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,679
? I've got a license to bust
Full throttle full thrust ?
358
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,515
? Put my pedal to the metal
Go and eat my dust ?
359
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,768
? I've got a license to bust
In the handbook we trust ?
360
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,395
? Ten and two, I check the view ?
361
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,731
? And bust a U
I got a license to bust ?
362
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,775
? I got a license to bust ?
363
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,862
? I've got a license to bust ?
364
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,198
? I got a license to bust ?
365
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:40,953
? You know I got a license to bust! ?
366
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,079
The park! Mom!
367
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,048
[honking]
368
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,928
[quacking]
369
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,060
Oh!
370
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,813
[sighs in relief]
371
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:08,898
[grunts]
372
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,401
Mom, get in!
373
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,445
-Uh... Okay.
-[car door opens and closes]
374
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,615
You gotta see what the boys are doing.
I'm hot on their trail.
375
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,119
Ah, Perry the Platypus!
376
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,873
Yes, yes, I've acquired a few more things
that need to get somewhere fast.
377
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,876
There's an expectant mother,
a magician holding his breath,
378
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,879
and an ice sculpture
of a pregnant magician holding her breath.
379
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,131
Don't ask. It's been a weird day.
380
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,384
Perry the Platypus,
I'm not even breaking any laws,
381
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,845
the lights are green.
You're trying to get me to break the law.
382
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,514
This is entrapment!
383
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,021
Pesto? I ordered marinara.
384
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,233
Summer's great, but fall's my favorite.
385
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,195
It's always about you, isn't it, Janice?
386
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,199
-Hey, cool hair.
-Back at ya.
387
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,286
Good luck. Heinz is a great name.
388
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,747
For a boy or a girl, I'm just saying.
389
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,291
Isn't that lovely, Perry the Platypus?
390
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,503
[tires screeching]
391
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,806
And you'll finish up
by parallel parking right over there.
392
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,016
Oh, no! What's going on?
393
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,811
The Gecko Gear
is getting dirty and losing its stick.
394
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,063
[all screaming]
395
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,024
[all giggling]
396
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,654
I'll be right back!
397
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,826
[pants] Wait!
Where are your sticky hand thingies?
398
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,952
I gotta show Mom!
399
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,996
We were done, they're right over there.
400
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,414
Wait, how did the test go?
401
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,665
[giggles evilly]
402
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,339
I hope I'm insured for this!
403
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,933
[gasps] A pregnant magician?
You remembered our first date.
404
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,939
You guys get ice cream?
405
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,193
Pork loin? Eh, I can work with that.
406
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,236
-Oh, there you are, Perry!
-[chitters]
407
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:25,534
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
408
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,536
Mom, mom, mom!
409
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,079
But, but, but, but...
410
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,290
I don't understand what
has gotten into you, Candace.
411
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,833
Miss Flynn-Fletcher?
412
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:36,128
I know. I'll be
riding my bike till I'm 35.
413
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,963
Well, if that's what you choose.
414
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,924
But you can also drive a car.
415
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,842
-You passed.
-I did?
416
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,636
That's wonderful, honey.
417
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,721
In the face of the craziest traffic,
418
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,891
I have never seen more
alert and focused driving
419
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,059
in all my life.
420
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,813
This is the thrill I've been waiting for.
421
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:57,983
By the way, I have two sisters
I always wanted to bust.
422
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,821
[both] And you never will get us, Brian.
423
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:06,200
Mother? You have got to see
what the girls are doing.
424
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,536
But, but, but...
425
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,329
Congratulations, Candace.
426
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,082
Thanks, guys. Okay,
who wants to go for a ride?
427
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,501
Wait a second, did you guys
do something with your hair?
428
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,128
-You like it?
-Wait, that you notice?
429
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:21,632
The thing they used to build these things
is still in the backyard. Come on!
430
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,968
But, but, but...
431
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,762
[Linda] Candace, you did
such a great job driving us all home.
432
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,644
? I've got a license to bust
Full throttle full thrust ?
433
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,564
? Put my pedal to the metal
Go and eat my dust ?
434
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:39,441
? I've got a license to bust
In the handbook we trust ?
435
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,901
? Ten and two, I check the view ?
436
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,571
? And bust a U
I got a license to bust ?
437
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,907
? I got a license to bust ?
438
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,827
? I've got a license to bust ?
439
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,913
? I got a license to bust ?
440
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:58,502
? You know I got a license to bust! ?
441
00:22:58,552 --> 00:23:03,102
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