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HANK: Sarah's a big part
of my life.

She's gonna be
a part of Ruby's.

Okay.

Huh. Okay.

CROSBY: Oliver Rome,
he’s gone.

We have no money now
coming into the Luncheonette!

And then when |
get home, Jasmine is like,
"Where've you been?"

You know, "What...
Are you riding
a motorcycle?" Who cares?

Dylan currently likes me
at a two and a half.

I'm not sure that your advice
is enough to bring that up
to a five.

My life is like
completely over
as | know it.

You kinda did it
out of order.

But that does not mean
that your life's over.

What is this?
Is this like a toy?

This is a crazy store.

Are you guys looking
for anything in particular?

Uh...
No.

Do you have a specific color
scheme in mind or anything?
DREW: No.

Color scheme? No, no.

We don't just... We're not...
Just gonna... Looking.

Yeah, at that...
At that point.

We're just sort of like...
What are we even...

Yeah. What does
she need?
Where do we start?

Well, uh, you could
start with the crib.

Um, this is a very
popular model.

Okay.

Um, yeah, this one looks...
This one looks nice, right?

So it comes
with all the stuff
in it and it's...

Oh, no, no.
You're gonna need
to add the mattress,

the bedding,
the bumper.

I'd pass on the mobile.

They say it keeps
the baby from sleeping,

which is the opposite
of what you'll want. Trust me.
Yeah.

Yeah.
Uh, but you're gonna
need a changing table.

A rocker, of course.
A Bjorn diaper bag.

Diaper Genie,
definitely don't wanna
skimp on that.

And then
there's the stroller.

| can't recommend
the Origami stroller
more highly.

It's got
a cell phone charger,

LCD display,
daytime running lights...
Oh.

Pathway lights. And...

(BEEPS)

Oh, my gosh.
Ah. Oh, my God. (GASPS)

(SIGHS) Wow. Okay.

That was
really something.
| could, um...

| could set you guys up
with a registry.

Uh, | take it this is
your first baby?
DREW: You know...

Yeah. It's her
first baby.

It's my baby.
Well, yeah,
it's her baby.

It's only my baby.
He's not...

We're not having
it together...
That's my brother.

He's young.
He's my brother.
(LAUGHS)

Sorry.
But anyway...

| don't think
we need the registry.
Yeah.

| think we're just
gonna look around
for a minute and...

Yeah. We're gonna do
some light browsing.
DREW: But thank you.

But, yeah, it's...
We'll think about this one.

It's... Whoa.
Oh. Oh.

That's just so crazy.
That was really...

Thank you.

This is like...

It's more than my apartment.
| don't even...

Well, then we'll go
to Target or something?

Okay. All right.
Let's just go.

You speak very clearly
and loudly and you smell
like baby powder.

Um, what are
you talking about?

It says on WikiHouse,
"Tips for Teenage Boys"...

That | should
compliment you in order
to show my interest.

Well, | am loud,
that's for sure.

Please don't touch those.

You can be
a little nutty about
your stuff, Max.

MAX: That is not
a compliment.

|... |was teasing you.
(CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

You're funny
without trying to be
and you have nice eyes.

You know,
when you actually look
directly at someone.

Thank you.

You know, your parents
have walked by
like five times.

Exactly six times.

(WHISPERING) Close call.
Good one.

Look it,
marshmallow eggs.
So cute.

You can't eat it.
Put it back.
‘Cause it breaks the seal.

| hate Mom.
She's the worst.

What? What's happening?

| wanna stay with you.

Ah...

Ruby, look, you're always
welcome to stay with me.

You can stay whenever
you want.
It's just like...

Does she expect me
to like never have fun?

Wasn't she ever young?
Like however many
million years ago.

She just...
She doesn't get it.

Uh...
It's just... It's so much
better here with you guys.

Uh...

You know, Ruby,
your mom's your mom.
(SNIFFLING)

That's the way she is.

But she's got
some rules and...
And you gotta listen to ‘em.

Please, Dad.

(SIGHS)
Can | please
stay with you?

All right.
Well, text her.

Tell her
you're gonna stay here.

Great. | already did.

Wait...
Thanks.
You're awesome.

Also, | So won't be
in your hair

because tomorrow night
a friend's having this like
totally casual get together

and | think
I'm gonna go. So...

Yeah, it's...
It's a get together?

Yeah. It's really
no big deal at all.

| mean, it's probably
just gonna be a few of us.

And | thought | could
just go for just
a little bit and...

And hang out
with my friends.

Uh, oh... Yeah, um...

Okay. Let me, um...
So that's cool?

Yeah, um...
Maybe, uh...

Maybe not. Maybe not.

RUBY: Well, why?
Yeah, you know what.

Let me talk it over
with your mother. That's
the bottom line, really.

Let me just, uh,
have a little
parental discussion.

You know how she is.

These are...
Thumbs up.

No, | did not know
about the tax breaks
in Ibiza. Mmm-hmm.

That sounds like
a great place
to record an album

if you don't wanna get
anything done.

No, no. Listen. Here...
Here's what I'm saying.

If she's working out
new material...

ADAM: Okay.
...why not do it
here at the studio?

That way when
she strikes gold...
ADAM: Okay...

...we'll be having it
on recording, you know.

Uh, wait... Wait.

Okay, thanks a lot.
She knows how to
use Pro Tools now.

Okay. All right.
Hey. What's up, Amber?

Hey. Hey. | just, uh...

Is now an okay time
to talk to you guys
for a sec?

Yeah.
Yeah. Um, as good as any.

What's up?
Okay. Cool. Um...

Let me start by saying,
you know how much
| love working here.

It's my dream job.

And | get to hang out
with my two coolest uncles.

That's quite
a fringe benefit.

AMBER: Mmm-hmm.
It's true.
Well, come on.

Um, but seriously. I...
| feel like I've really
flourished here.

And you guys
have taught me so much,

you know, and | really
appreciate it. And...

|... |do also feel,
though, that, um,

| really have,
you know, contributed.

You have.
AMBER: A lot.

Absolutely. Yeah.
You know, like,

| could give you guys
examples, you know,
with like, Ashes of Rome.

Sure.
AMBER: | mean, there's...

CROSBY: That was your idea
to do the live show.
Yeah.

CROSBY: Yeah.
It worked out great.
Yeah.

| value you
more than him.

If that...
That was very great.

And dealing, you know,
with the artists,
| mean, it's...

It's really important to me
to try to connect

and help them
with their artistic visions

and everything,
you know.

Amber, you've really
grown in this position.

| mean, we both
think that. And I... I...
AMBER: Well...

Maybe you've outgrown
the position, too,
a little bit.

Yes. Everything's...
Everything's growing.
You're growing. Yeah.

Except for my salary.

Right.

AMBER: It's a joke but...
Sure.

AMBER: But, yes, um...
Mmm-hmm.

| know, I... | do know
that things have
been slow here.

But, obviously, things are
gonna pick right back up.
Yeah.

We think so. Yeah.
Oh, they will.

Of course they will.
They always do.
But, honestly,

| feel So passionate.
And | know that this place
is gonna skyrocket.

And when it does
| really, really want

to like work towards being
a full artistic partner
with you guys.

You know. And...
Sure, yeah.

Mmm-hmm.
And | just

feel that | should be
paid a salary that is

commensurate with
my abilities.

Well, of course
you should.

Well, Amber, we...
AMBER: That's...

We'll have to...

Hear everything
you're saying, Amber. And...

Just need to take it
into consideration

before we commit.

AMBER: Oh...

Okay. All right. Well...

Thanks for,
uh, listening.
You bet.

Okay.
Okay.

Good... Good job.
Thank you.

(SIGHS)

| don't know how long
she can stay locked
in her room really. Uh...

Uh...
I'm baffled.

Are you kidding?
She can stay there forever

if she wants to really
make you feel bad.

She's trying
to make a point.

(GROANS) | don't...
| don't know.

I... You Know, 101 could do.
When she was 11
she was sweet.

| could handle it. I...
Yeah.

This age is...
All the drama.

I'm just...
I'm not cut out for this.
(CAMERA CLICKING)

I'm out of
my league here.
Nobody is.

It's out of everybody's
league, this age.

Tell me what to do.
What?

Yeah. I... I...
| Know it's stupid

but just tell me what to do.

(STUTTERS)
There's... | can't...

| can't tell you
what to do.
Well, you Know what to do.

You had one.
| didn't do
it perfectly.

Well, you... (SIGHS)

You see what she's like.
She's like...
Yeah.

It's all over.
Up here.

It's the hormones.
Yeah.

Or down here.
Right.

And | need her
in the middle.
Right here.

I'm comfortable in the middle.
You know that.

(LAUGHS)
Why are
you laughing?

‘Cause that's not what
you're gonna get right now.

| just wanted
quality time with her

and | can't do it when she's
screaming and yelling.

Look, at this age
she's not gonna volunteer

to spend time with you.

So, you have to make
a fun evening, you know.

She thought she was
going to a party.

Let's... We'll have a party.
You can...

You know,
order pizza and have

a game night or something.

Game night?
Game night. Yeah.

You play games.
You don't have to talk
too much.

That's a Braverman thing.
Right?

It's not a Braverman thing.
It's just a thing that exists.

You know, you play poker.
It's like that, but...

Poker's not a game. Poker's...
It's... It's an art...

Or a business.
It's a business.
Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Look, | just... | just feel
bad about the whole thing.

She wants you to feel bad.
That's how it is.

You can't
take it personally.

Look, like | said, you just
gotta work a little harder,

you know. So...

Game night?
Yeah.

All right.

Do you play for money?

Dad?
CROSBY: Hmm?

| decided | don't wanna do
mini golf and pizza

for my birthday party
this year.
No?

Well, your birthday's
in a couple of days, buddy.

What do you wanna do?

|! wanna go to
Harry Potter World.

You promised
we could go.

(GURGLES)

You know, uh...

Maybe we can go next year.

That's what
you said last year.

(SIGHS)

We'll look
into it, okay?

Yes! We're going to
Harry Potter World!

No, no, no. Maybe.

She said, "Look into it."
I'll look into it.

No. We're going!

It doesn't
hurt to look.

NATALIE: Babe, | don't know
what you're stressing
out about.

You don't have to declare
a major until, like,
your junior year.

| understand that.
But I'm just trying
to do it now

so that there's space
in the classes.

(LAUGHING)

You're totally over
thinking this. Just...

| don't know, like what do
you wanna do the most?

It's not that simple.
No, it's...

You know,
it's not that simple.
It's definitely that simple.

What do you
wanna do the most?

| have until my junior year
to figure it out.

(LAUGHS) Exactly. You have
no clue what you wanna do.
(PHONE CHIMES)

Eva wants to get sushi.
Do you wanna go?
| can't.

| can't get sushi
right now.
Okay.

(SIGHS)

None of this matters.
You realize that, right?

My dad says that when
you graduate like,

nobody even goes near
their major afterwards.

It's not like people
are checking your transcript

to make sure you chose
the right courses.

And it's not like
they're hiring
anybody anyway.

So it really
doesn't matter.

| understand that.
But it does matter
for me, you know.

I'm trying to plan
ahead right now. I'm...
Okay.

No.
I'm trying to
figure this out.

You're right.
I'm sorry. (SIGHS)

What about philosophy?

Or Russian lit?

You loved that
Dostoyevsky class.

| don't know.
I'm thinking about econ.

Econ?
Yeah.

You hated econ.
Why would you take econ?

| know, but maybe
| just didn't give it
a chance, you know.

But what are you
gonna do with econ?
| don't know.

At least...
Are you gonna be a banker?
Or an accountant?

Yeah. | mean, money.
That's like...

It's an important thing
to know about.

Okay.

| mean,
do whatever you want.

It's your last
couple years of college.

It's just | see you
as more of a poet
than a suit.

That's all. (CHUCKLES)

Oh... Thank you. A poet.

I'll bring you back
a tuna roll.

All right. Bye.

| can hear his heartbeat.
Okay.

Wrap it. Wrap it.

All right, Dr. Nora.

How is our patient
doing today?

We've now had two dates.
Would you like
to stay the night?

Um...
| read online that | can
ask that now.

KRISTINA: Buddy...
Sure.

Um... I'm just gonna
weigh in real quick.

| don't think looking
Online is the best way

to go about figuring...
She only likes me
at two and a half.

So there's no desire
for intercourse.

What?
TMI, dude.

Okay. That is
not appropriate,
"intercourse."

Find out if you
can sleep over.
Max!

Why can't she sleep over?
She's my friend.

| Know she's your friend.
And, you know, it's fine.

Micah has slept over.
Why can't she?

Well, I'm sure her parents
probably miss her.

And want her home.
(PHONE CHIMES)

Oh, um, they just
texted me back.

They're in a meeting
but they said it's fine.

They already
texted you back?
Yeah, see.

Oh, it says, "Okay."
Yeah.

Wow. Okay. Then | guess
we're having a sleep over.

Excellent. Let's go upstairs.

Oh, um, | can't
right now, Max.

Nora and |
have to get a cast
on brown puppy.

It's a very important...
Understood.

Come on. Come on, Otis.

NORA: Ah...

(SIGHS)
DYLAN: Oh, good job.

I'll go make up
Haddie's room, okay?
DYLAN: Okay.

All right.

That's here.

For a second there | was
actually excited for her.

| thought she was gonna
tell us she got a better job.

Look, we have to give Amber
a raise. It's...

How? With what?

We've booked
the studio three times
in the last three months.

You and | are gonna
have to start deferring
our salaries.

Yeah. Yeah. | Know this.
I've heard it.
| don't think you do.

We have to
do something, Adam.
Short of getting real jobs.

| don't Know what we're
supposed to do to support
our recording hobby.

Well, then,
what about Amber?
What about Amber?

Well, she's having a baby
and she's our niece.

Yeah. | know.
That's why | didn't fire her
three months ago.

Amber, hi.

Hi.

| thought you guys might
want a little midday treat.

Yeah. Thank you.
You're welcome.

Amber, hey.
Hey.

Amber! Amber...

Okay.
The game is Celebrity.

Do you know that game?
No.

No? Okay. Um,
you write the name
of famous people.

And they can be
any kind of famous.

Like they can be,
you know, the President
or SpongeBob SquarePants.

Um, just anybody
who people know.

And then you're
gonna give clues.
God...

This is lame.
No, it's not lame.

You... You can't say
everything's lame.

You thought
Monopoly was lame.

People actually do this?
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

People do it.
And they have fun.
Yeah, it's good.

And...
Come on.

Today, no screens,
all right. Let's just
play this game.

RUBY: Well, this can't
be your idea.
HANK: No, it's not my idea.

Hi.
I'm sorry. | was having
this like crazy...

Okay.
Okay. Talk about it later.

Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.

SARAH: Here she is.
Here comes the world
reigning champ

of game nights
around the globe.
Oh, yeah, okay.

We're playing Celebrity.
Celebrity.
You guys know each other.

Oh, great. My specialty.
It's our specialty.

Good luck.
Those are fighting words.

SARAH: Okay. So...
You guys be a team, right?

Yeah. Yeah.
Two against two.
And a half.

Right?
Yeah. (LAUGHS)

AMBER: Oh, boy.
Half. Or six-ninths, maybe.

(LAUGHING)

MAN ON TV: / don't
want you fighting.

GIRL ON TV: / had to, Atticus.
He...

MAN: / don't care
what the reasons are.

| forbid you to fight.

Hey...
Hi.

Are those Haddie's?

Oh, um, Max said
| could wear them.

Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.

For sure.

They look, um...
They look cute on you.
Thanks.

What are
you watching?

I'm watching... This is, uh,
To Kill a Mockingbird. Yeah.

Great movie.

There's been some
hard talking.

Where's Max?
What's he up to?

Perseverating.

Perseverating?
Uh-huh.

A girl can only watch
a guy clean his lenses
so many times.

Mmm.
| totally get it.

And | like
hanging out with you.

| like hanging out
with you.

It's very nice.

My parents
love this movie.

Oh, yeah?
Mmm-hmm.

They must be missing
you right now, huh?

They'll survive.

MAN ON TV: / couldn't even
tell you or Jim.

Yeah.
Um, yeah.

It's good
for them, actually.
Mmm-hmm.

Um, they're very like
clingy, you know.
Mmm-hmm.

It's all about
time together.

Gotta spend time together.
My dad's always saying,

"Oh, you're
growing up too fast.

“| don't wanna miss anything."
And my mom's like,
“Let's go shopping.

"Let's go get mani-pedis.
Let's have
mother-daughter time."

And it's just...
It's constant, you know.

Oh, yeah. That's a lot.

(SIGHS) And sometimes
you just wanna chill.

| get it. | get it.

Um, can | stay
till the end?

I've never
actually seen it.

Absolutely. Sure.

Um, yep.

Sounds good to me.

MAN ON TV: You're gonna
hear some ugly talk

about this in school.

| want you to
promise me one thing.

Okay. Uh, "I'm a wild
and crazy guy."

Steve Martin. Go, go, go.
Okay.

They gave away their album
and people thought
it was weird.

Oh, my God. U2.
Go, go, go.

And, uh, daytime talk show.

Used to be on
the Today Show.
Uh, Katie Couric.

And, um, uh...
Quick, quick, quick.

And bicycle and, um...
(MOCK LAUGHING)

You mean Pee-wee?
"| Know lam... You are,
but what am |?"

Bad impression.
Yeah. And, uh,

my secret boyfriend
also known as, uh,
Jason Bourne.

Matt Damon.
Uh-huh.

And | tried this haircut.
It was a terrible failure.

The Rachel. Very bad.
Yeah. Uh-huh.

Okay. And, um, oh... Oh!

I'm a country singer
and, uh...
Dolly Parton.

And, um, and, oh,
"| did not have relations
with that woman."

Uh, Bill Clinton!
Go, go, go, go, go!

Yes, okay.
"Clang, clang, clang
went the trolley."

Uh, uh... Judy...
Judy Garland!

(ALARM BEEPS)
Time, time.

(SARAH CHEERING)
Time. How many?

Oh, God.
One, two, three,
four, five, SIX...

I'm shvitzing over here.
Oh, my God.

...seven, eight, nine, ten.
Eleven! Twelve!

Twelve. Wow!
Whoo.

That is true devastation.

All right. Your turn, Ruby.
AMBER: You just got leveled.

Get it. Get it.

AMBER: That was
just devastating,
| gotta say.

Like it's a little
secret thing you got.
A little secret language.

What? No!
All right. All right.
We can beat it.

Team Rizzoli.
SARAH: Team Rizzoli!

Let's go. Ready.
(SARAH CHEERING)

All right.
Is the timer ready?

I'm sorry. Here we go.
All right. Come on.
We got this.

We got this.
Okay. Team Rizzoli. And go!

Um, oh, oh! Team Peeta.

Uh, Hungry Games.

Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Hunger Games.

Um, | had a poster of him
over my bed for...
It's... It's the guy...

AMBER: The guy in it.
In The Hunger Games.

Right.
Oh. Oh. Uh...

I... [had
a poster of him...
Oh, that kid.

AMBER: He's... He's cute.
Oh, yeah. The kid.

Uh, I'm just gonna pass.
Just pass. Just pass.

AMBER: You knew
the answer.
Um, oh...

Mom's celebrity crush.

Uh... Shaft.

| don't know.
(SARAH LAUGHING)

He was in...
He was in ER and...
Oh, Clooney.

George Clooney!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Woo!

SARAH: Okay. Go, go.

AMBER: Now you're in business.
Okay, we'll count
them later.

Okay. Um, her hips
don't lie.
Uh...

Oprah?
SARAH: He doesn't
know that one.

She's on The Voice.
She has the blonde...
| don't Know. Pass.

Pass, pass, pass, pass.
I'm not gonna get that.
He doesn't know.

Okay. Okay. Um...
AMBER: Take another.

Yeah...
SARAH: Don't be stressed.

I'm not stressed.

| don't know who this Is.

You can pass it. Pass it.
Well, then if you
don't know...

Is it... You can always sound
it out if it's like...

You know,
what the word's...
Like anything else.

Oh, I'm... I'm...
I'm allergic to these.

SARAH: Oh.
AMBER: Oh. Perfect.

Dad.
Just pass. Just pass.

No! It's really easy.
How are we...
How much time we have?

Uh...
(SIGHS) Oh, my God.

Dad! It's easy.
Pass. Pass!

Wow.
No! You know it!

(ALARM BEEPING)

I'm allergic to peanuts!

Dad! What?

It's a mild allergy.
| don't know that.
How do you not know that?

You gave it to me
out of context.

Who the hell
are the Peanuts anyway?

Peanuts is Lucy and
Charlie Brown and Linus.
Don't worry about it.

You didn't know?
No, | didn't know.

That's why | was
telling you to pass.

Well, okay! | pass. Okay!
SARAH: Okay...

Game night sucks!

(DOOR SLAMS)

Peanuts.
Who wrote that one?

| wrote it.
SARAH: Oh.

Max.

What do you
say you, uh,

turn the lights out
in 10 minutes, okay?

| just have this
one more lens
to clean.

All right.

And | want you
to head downstairs

and say
good night to your
friend, okay?

Give her some
eye contact. Maybe
a little smile.

Okay.
All right.

Dad?
Yeah?

Do you think
she likes me a three yet?

She said | have
nice eyes.

Well, then, I'd say you're
headed in that direction, Max.

Night.

I'm just saying | think
she actually likes him.

Mmm-hmm.

Like "likes him" likes him.

Mmm. Yep.

What?
Or maybe she likes us.

What do you mean?

| don't know. | just...
| can't put my finger on it.

But whenever she's here
she's playing with Nora

or she's wanting
to be next to me

and hanging out.
And Max is sometimes
nowhere to be found.

Well, Nora's cute.
You're fun.

| Know. But it's just
sometimes... It's...

| wanna make sure
that when she's here

she wants to spend time
with Max.

Like she's not here because
she's missing her parents.

| think she is.
| think she likes him.

| think we're a bonus.

It's like when
you first started
going out with me,

the Bravermans,
just a bonus.

Yeah.

Yes, l...
Yes, it was... | just...

| don't want...

| don't want this
to get blurred. That's all.

You know. | wanna be sure
that we're protecting Max.

| don't think we have
to worry about it.

Okay.
She likes him.

Right.
Look. He said she said

he has nice eyes.
Come on.

She likes him.

Good night, honey.

Good night.

(KEYS JANGLING)
(DOOR OPENS)

(CLATTERING)

AMBER: Hey.
Sorry.

Hi.
| didn't mean to
wake you. So...

Mmm-hmm.

Where have you been?
What time is it?

| was... | was studying
at a friend's. (LAUGHING)

Okay?

Okay.

Please don't tell my dad.
Okay.

Please! Don't...
(SHUSHING) Hey.

People are sleeping.
| don't feel good.

Oh, boy. Okay. Hang on.

Oh, no. Okay.
Quick, quick.

Wait. Quick.
Get to the bathroom.

(RUBY VOMITING)

You all right?

Oh, God.

Okay. Here. Here.

Oh.

All right.
It seems like it's mostly
all out, huh?

Yeah. | hope so.
A little bit better?

Okay, here.
Thank you.

Thank you so much.

It's okay. (SHUSHING)

Here.

(SIGHS)

(RUBY GROANS)
(SIGHS)

There you are.

(SIGHS) Okay. So...

After four hours
on Expedia,

| think | got this
whole thing figured out.

So, the three of us
can go to Orlando
for the weekend.

Um, flights, hotels,
theme park, food
for under $2,000.

And my mom said that
she would watch Aida.

Now | know that
this is a splurge but,

you know, | think...

| think we can swing it.

Honey...

We can't...

We can't afford that.
We can't...

Why?
Even close to afford that.

Why not?

It was a really
good deal.

What?

| think I'm losing
my business.

| think the
Luncheonette's going under.

| thought you were
mixing an album.

And...

You guys had work.

There's not an album.
I'm not mixing an album.

Then what were you
doing there every night?

| don't know.

Hiding and panicking and...

Playing Candy Crush.
A lot of Candy Crush.

| should've
told you sooner.

Yeah.
I'm sorry. You know,
you can yell at me.

In fact it would probably
help if you did.

| don't wanna yell at you.

| just don't want you
hiding from me.

I'm just going round
and round thinking about

if | lose the Luncheonette
then | have no income.

If | have no income,
we have to sell the house.

I'm gonna literally lose
the roof over our kids' heads.

And then we're gonna
have to sell it

and move to some
other district.

And Jabbar's gonna have
to make all new friends.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

And the whole thing's on me.
And then somehow

in the middle of all that

| have to figure out
how to get him to Hogwarts.

Babe.

| love our house.
| don't wanna leave here.

I'm so sorry that

| got us in this situation.

| love our house, too.

You built us
a beautiful house.

And the Luncheonette
is an amazing place

that you made happen.

But | don't care
about any of that.

Losing those things
doesn't scare me. At all.

You not talking to me

and you riding off in
the middle of the night,

that scares me.

Hey.

Hey.

(SIGHS)

You're my guy.

For the rest of my life.

You're all we need.

Hey, bud.
Hey.

Can we talk for a sec?
Yeah, sure.

So, your dad and |
did some research
on Harry Potter World.

And... (SIGHS)

We're sorry, buddy,
but it's just too expensive.

We can't go.
(SIGHING)

Well, when can we go?

You know,
the second we're able to,
| promise we are going.

It's just not right now.

Maybe | can help.
| can wash Grandpa's truck.

Or we can even have
a garage sale.

I'll even pay for
my own plane ticket.

That is such
a big boy thing
to say, sweetie.

And thank you.
But we promise.
We'll get there one day.

Hey. Wake up.

No.
Come on.
Wake up for a sec.

Stop.
| Know. It's terrible.

I'm the devil. Wake up.
| gotta talk to you.

(GROANS)
| gotta go to work.
But here.

| made you coffee, okay?

| don't drink coffee.

Well, you might
wanna reconsider
just this once

‘cause it's probably gonna
make you feel better.

(SIGHS)

Oh, God. Is he
out there yet?

No. | told you | wouldn't
tell him and | didn't.

Okay.

Thank you
so much, Amber.

Honestly, for everything.

Hey, don't...
Don't get used to it, okay?

‘Cause I'm not always gonna
be here to cover for you.

So, you're gonna have to
take a little bit
better care of yourself.

All right.

Do you wanna...

You wanna talk about what
happened last night?

These guys, they like...

They brought a beer bong.

And | don't know.
| just... | felt like

| needed to participate.

And it just...
Yeah.

Peer pressure.

Yeah. It's a classic.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

God.
Yeah.

Look. | am basically
the last person that can
tell you not to drink.

Mmm.
But, um...

| don't know. Just try
to remember how bad
it made you feel.

And, in my experience,

almost nothing good
ever comes
of a night like that.

Right.

And, uh, you know,

about your dad...

You know,

your dad is trying.

And my dad

didn't even
give it a shot.

And...
Really?

My dad wasn't even there.
| mean, he didn't even...

He didn't even try. And...

| know
it's kind of embarrassing,
but, you know,

at least your dad
is doing the best he can.

| think you should
cut him some slack.

Seriously. 'Cause you're
lucky to have him.

| get it. | do.

But it's cool
that you have such a good
relationship with your mom,

you know?

Yeah. It is. It's great.

But it took a lot
of hard work

and unpleasant situations
to get us there.

But, now,

she's my best friend. So...

Try, okay?
All right.

And in the meantime

you can take solace
in the fact that

|! was much worse
than you are at your age.

So there's hope
for you yet.

Really? (LAUGHS)
Much worse.

Okay.
So think about it.

Yeah, so I'm just trying to
think about my future and what
actually makes sense for me.

Um, but you were
a business major, right?

Yeah.
Management and strategy.

Yeah. So | was thinking
of doing economics.

It says that it, like,
has the most options
from what I've read.

You know, you can go
into like accounting
or finance with that.

Mmm-hmm.
At least you can go to
a graduate business school.

Yeah. Economics is great.

You're... You're right.
You would have
a lot of options.

But, Drew, | remember being
where you're at and l...

| thought
real practically.

| didn't really think about
my dreams or what |
really wanted to do.

| just... | wanted to get
a good, solid major

so | could get
a good job, right?

But you're at this
great school,

Berkeley, right? You can
explore anything you want.

You don't have any major
responsibilities right now.

And that's what
you should do.
You should explore,

figure out
what makes you happy,
and just follow your dreams.

Don't worry about
making money.
Not right now.

Hold on a second. What?

Was that the advice
you just gave him?
Follow your dreams?

Yeah.
No. Listen to my advice.

Learn how to make money
while you're there.

All right? Make as much
of itas you can

because that old adage,
"Money can't buy
you happiness"...

It absolutely
buys you happiness.

| don't think that's true.
| think that money can
buy you peace of mind

but not
necessarily happiness.
Yeah.

And the last time | checked,
peace of mind is
the definition of happiness.

So. Make money.

Greed is good.

Well...

See you after school,
Mrs. B.

Oh, hey, Dylan. Um...

Actually, honey, can l...

| just wanna
talk to you about that.
Oh, um...

Is today not good
for you guys?
No, no. It's not that.

| just... | want you to know
that |... | reached out
to your parents.

| tried to call them
and didn't get through
to them.

| left a message and...
Yeah. Um...

| should've told you.
They were out of town.
It's okay.

It's fine.
They're not
horrible people.

They're just not around a lot
with their company
and everything.

So...
Got it.

Okay. It's not a problem.
| just...

| Know that you're aware
Max has feelings for you.

You know that he thinks
that there's this
strong friendship

between the two of you
and that there's
something there.

And | just wanna be sure
that you're coming over

to hang out with him,
not just us,

because you
miss your... (SIGHS)

You know what | mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.

Max really,
really likes you.

Yeah. | think
Max is awesome.

Yeah. He is awesome.

I...
He's an awesome kid.

l... | like both of you.
| like all of you.

But sometimes Max is funny.

And sometimes
Max is boring.
Mmm-hmm.

And | like talking to you
when he's boring.

My... My home
is pretty boring, too.

But I'm okay staying
by myself. It's fine.
So don't...

No. Absolutely not.

You're coming over today
after school.

| just... | wanted to
let you Know. That's all.

Okay. | insist.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

It's all good.
Okay.

Okay?

Great. (CHUCKLES)
Great.

Bye, Mrs. B. Yeah.
I'll see you after school.

Okay. We'll bake
or something.
(LAUGHS) Okay.

Hey, Amber.

Brought you
some herbal tea.

A little peace offering.

It's decaf.

Thanks.

Hey.

We're really sorry
that you overheard us
talking about you.

We just don't want you
to worry about
the business stuff.

That's... That's our job.

But that's like
exactly my point,

is that it's my job, too.

I'm a big part
of this company.

You know, | asked you
for a raise

because | think | deserve it.
Not because I'm like

pregnant or your niece.

It's because | work
really, really hard.

You're right.
You work as hard as we do.

(SIGHS) You know...

It's just frustrating
because you weren't,
like, honest

or straightforward
with me about it

and so | didn't even
get the chance

to like look for
other opportunities

if this falls through.
You know?

And now I'm like
a total piggy

and nobody's gonna
wanna hire me
and | have no options.

Oh. Okay. First of all,
you're not a piggy.
You look fantastic.

Secondly,
you're gonna be fine.

We're gonna
get through this together.

| mean, we have
a secret weapon.

This is
"Mr. Back-up Plan."

He's got back-up plans
for his back-up plan, right?

| do. | got a back-up plan
for that back-up plan.

CROSBY:
It's all gonna work out.

We're fine.

ADAM: Right.
CROSBY: You're in good hands.

ADAM: Yep.

(SIGHS)

Hey.
KRISTINA: Hey, honey.

Hey, did you know
that we are overdrawn

and late on two bills?

I'm not sure
what's going on.

| also keep forgetting
to tell you.

It's totally my fault,
but the check engine light
in my Car is on.

Great. That's all | need.

| just changed the oil
in that thing.

(SIGHS)

Okay. | can take it in.
It's okay.
No, no, no. I'm sorry.

I'll take it in.
No, I'll take it in.

I'll take the car.
Okay.

It's not the car.
It's just everything
else right now.

| can't take it anymore.
|... Believe me...

Everybody needs
something from me.

It's Mom and it's Dad.
It's Crosby
at the Luncheonette.

There's like a weight
around my neck
and | want it gone.

And | could call
a head hunter tomorrow.
| could get a "job" job.

And | could get
the Luncheonette off
my plate. | could do that.

And it would make
my life a lot easier.

Yep. You could.
(SIGHS)

You could absolutely
do all of that.

But you won't.

Honey, that's not
who you are.

You don't just get
into something
and just walk away from it.

I've known you
for so long.
Kristina.

And | know that
deep down, you actually...

| don't know,
you like it.

You like helping people.
No, | don't.

You don't like
torturing yourself.

But you like
helping people.

It's part of the reason
why | love you.

It's what makes you you.
Yeah.

You know.
I'm my own worst enemy.

You are.

It's what
makes you Adam.

And see the best part...
Yeah?

..1S that you take care
of everybody else.
Mmm-hmm.

And | get to
take care of you.

How are you gonna do that?

Well, | have my ways.
Yeah?

| have a plan, actually.
You do?

Yeah.
You have a plan of attack?

Mmm-hmm.
(LAUGHS)

Move your hands.
Honey.

(GASPS) Wow. Oh.
Honey. (LAUGHS)

Watch the movie.

Uh, |... This ts...
What is this?

Smokey and the Bandit
or...

SARAH: Breakfast Club.
It's a classic.
Ah!

You don't even know?
It doesn't ring
any bell for you?

It's, um, Elmo's thing
or whatever? Fire?

What? No.
Yeah. They're kids.

Some of the same people.

But this is better,
I think.
That's not my thing.

I like...
You don't like good movies?

Yeah. Patton and Rocky.

SARAH: Those are
the only two?

Oh.
Hey.

Oh, wow.

You're alive. (CHUCKLES)

Um, l...

| just wanted to say
that I'm sorry

| acted like such a jerk
at game night.

Well, okay.
You're apologizing?

Well, yeah.

You guys just...

You wanted
to have fun and...

And spend some time
with me and | think

it was really cool that
you wanted to do that. So...

Hmm. Cool?

You thought it was...
Yeah. Okay.

Um, and, Sarah,
thank you for, uh,

trying to do something
special for me.

You know,
with your whole, like,

family tradition
and everything.

So...
You're welcome.

So, um, yeah.

Um...

| love you, Dad.

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

And I'll see
you guys later.

I'm gonna go over to,
uh, Sadie's to study.

SO...
Whoa, oh, wait. Ruby.

Ruby, hold on.

Hold on, Ruby.
No. It's... It's...

It's for real study
this time. | promise.

And, um, I'll...
I'll call you
when | get there.

Is that okay?

All right. Yeah.
| mean, that sounds good.

All right. Bye, guys.

HANK: Okay.
Okay.

| love you, too.

(DOOR CLOSES)

How did that happen?
No. No, no.
Don't even...

Don't even question it.
(LAUGHS) Just...

Let's just enjoy the win.

How long's
it gonna last?

Not very long.
(LAUGHS)

You really doing this?

Yep. | have to do it.
SO...

What does that mean?
You have to do it?

Uh, because I'm gonna
graduate in three years.

Okay.
And | need to get out of here
making some money.

My sister's
about to have a baby.

Great. And what
does that have
to do with you?

| gotta just be
responsible about
the whole thing.

I'm the only one
in my family that's
gone to college.

| need to be
responsible about this

and get a job
that pays me...
Drew, look. Hey, hey.

...money right
out of school.
Look at me.

That's the whole point.
| think that it's great that
you wanna help your sister.

| think that's
really awesome.

But you don't have
to change your life for her.

I'm not changing
my life for her.
This is your life.

You don't
have to take that on.
Yeah. Exactly.

This is my life.
You're right.

It's different
than yours.

| have to pay off
my student loans
when | leave.

My mom's not
gonna help me.

My parents,
they can't float me
if | can't get a job,

like you, all right?

| have to be the one
that makes money.

And | gotta try to help
my sister. That is my life.

I'm not changing it.
It's the reality.

Hey.

Hey.

What's up?
Kinda quiet here
these days, huh?

Yeah. A little bit.
But there's always...
Peanuts.

Cleaning peanuts to do.

How you feeling?

| feel okay.
Good.

What's going on?

You asked me to be
honest with you. And...

| don't have
a back-up plan.

| don't have a back-up plan
for my back-up plan.

| just know that
I'm not gonna quit

until you get this raise
that you deserve.

Okay?

We're family and
we're gonna take care
of you.

Okay?

Thanks, boss.
All right.

| love you.
| love you, too.

See, it's stuck.
Stuck.

| can't open it.

DYLAN: No.

Hey. How's it going?

Good. What smells
so good?

Lasagna.
Oh, works for me.

Uh, you're welcome
to stay if you want.

Your folks are still
out of town?
Yeah.

| don't know.
Max, are you sick of me yet?

No.

All right.
Looks like we're having
a sleepover.

DYLAN: Great.
Thanks, Mrs. B.
You got it.

CROSBY: Hey.
JASMINE: Hey.

Back from Grandma
and Grandpa's.
All right.

Look what they got me.

Oh. Okay.
Yeah. Can | go play?

Um, in a minute.
You left your
shoes outside.

Can you go
get them please?

Bring them inside?
Yeah. But in a minute.

No, no, no.
Right now.

Listen to your mom.
Go. Go.
Right now.

Thank you.

KIDS: Surprise!

Whoa! Oh, my gosh.

Whoo-hoo.
Whoa.

Oh, cool.
Jabbar, welcome to
Hogwarts.

You are a lucky kid.

This is awesome.
Your mom went all out.

JASMINE: All right,
Jabbar Trussell.

Come forth and
the Sorting Hat

shall be placed
on your head.

What have we here?
He's brave of heart,

an okay mind,
(JABBAR GIGGLES)

and beautiful hair.
(LAUGHS)

Gryffindor!
(ALL CHEERING)

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

Almost as good
as the real thing.

Almost.